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{
"from": "human",
"value": "After defeating the Devil down in Georgia, Johnny proudly proclaims he's the best that's ever been. A flash of lightning crashes down and God appears, fiddle in hand. The Devil gets his popcorn ready."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The Devil went down to Georgia ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. You sit at a table next to theirs and listen to their conversation."
},
{
"from": "gp... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar's body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He was a real good guy... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The heart monitor marked the slowing of her heart beats, the beeps getting farther and farther apart each pas... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Death has hourglasses for every person. One day, during a cleaning, he found a dust covered one that had rolled under his desk."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The actor stood answered the knock at his trailer door. When he saw who it was that knocked, he said, \"I wo... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every human has a 'luck rating' - a number from 1-100 that defines how lucky they can be. Born with a rating of 100, you're confined in a maximum security prison. You think your luck should get you out easily - that is, until you see that all the other inmates also have luck rat... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“What ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\"when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Why don't you just kill them?\"\n\n\"Because t... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Your spouse has the annoying habit of unexpectedly licking you. When you ask them why they do it, they always reply \"just so you know it's really me.\"You think it's nothing but a cute joke. One day, feeling something is off, you realise your spouse hasn't done it in over three... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“Sir, we’ve checked and rechecked the translations, and we are 100% positive that this is what they said,” General MacMillan said. The army-man’s eye... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you die, you wait in purgatory until you can be judged by the 4 people most impacted by your actions: the person you were the most cruel to, the person you were the nicest to, the person who was saved by your actions, and the person who died because of your choices."
},
... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dumbledore's plan backfires completely. After enduring years of abuse, Harry Potter lashes out, killing the entire Dursley family, setting him on the path to becoming one of history's most terrible dark wizards."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Harry glanced nervously ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "\"So they are a war species then, huh.\"The alien scratched his head: \"Why are you interested in them. The humans, i mean.\"The other alien got closer. \"They fight for peace. No war species ever fights for peace.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"So what does that... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You ask for unlimited bread sticks as your final meal and the prison obliges. The warden brings you the first basket of bread sticks, sets them down, and says \"as soon as you stop eating, the meal is over\". It's day three."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The garlic ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": ": Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the t... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In order to get a shot at going to Valhalla, you must die with a weapon in your hands. You just died and are now sitting in front of Odin's advisory board as they discuss whether a spatula actually counts."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I awoke to the quorking of rav... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you die, you wake up in an alien world holding a bong, with other aliens saying how was the trip."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“I love you, grandpa,” my youngest grand-daughter, Sherry, said as she squeezed my hand.\n\nI looked up at those emerald green eyes ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A boy asks a girl out. It's high school. It's awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Tensions are high as the male confronts the female, this species is known for unusual and often varied courting methods - ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Everyone who dies is granted levels in heaven depending on their actions before they died. Your famous grandmother got level 64 after she died and has since been constantly reminding her friends about how useless of a grandchild you are. Then one day, after 80 years, you show up... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "My German Shepard had to be put down today. We never knew where he came from. Please write about his adventures."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I remember before I met friend. I don't like to remember, but I can. I remember the dark and cold. I remember mama wouldn't... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You're throwing a ball around with your dog and he's loving it. Then, he stops dead still. He takes a quick sniff and looks up at you and says \"I'm not supposed to do this, but you need to get inside right now\". He looks off into the distance, \"They're coming\"."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are the ageless evil of the land, and a prophecy has been made about a chosen one arising to end your rule. Instead of antagonizing the Chosen one, you send Gaurds to his farmstead, and give his parents tax breaks."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The Dark One, Ove... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Holy shit, Dave! Look at your fucking face!\"\n\n\"Oh come on. It's not that bad.\"\n\n\"Are you kidding?!?\"\n\n\"It's not like it hurt.\"\n\n\"Dave, they tattooed ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to chec... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You won a lifetime supply of Oreos when you were a kid. The apocoylpse and collapse of civilization was 30 years ago, yet every month the Oreos are still delivered to you, no matter where you are."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When I was a kid, I thought winning a l... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A new rule on Earth is made which allows everyone to legally kill 1 person in their life, this affects the world severely & changes how everybody acts."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "**DISCLAIMER: First time commenting, so I hope I have done this properly.**\n\n\... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "In a future where many military and other equipment have associated AI's, many express doubts or even reservations to do their duty. Except for you. YOU F***ING LOVE BEING A TANK!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Want some?\"GT-731 said with a loud turning of gears. ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Everyone is born with 1-100 tally marks tattooed on their arm. The higher your number, the more valuable you are and the more successful you will be. You bully a kid because he is obviously hiding a low score. One day, he rolls up his sleeve to show an infinity symbol."
},
{... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "On one hand, you're average at everything. On the other hand, you're average at EVERYTHING."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It only took about fifteen minutes worth of conversation for them to figure out I didn't belong here. They always did, no exceptions. Gallas, sy... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "People earn karma points while alive. When they die, they can spend them either to enter a better afterlife, or to improve the life of some random stranger born on the day of their death. You donate all your points, and wake up the next day as the baby who would have gotten your... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend's dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"So you honestl... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are God. You just logged on to one of your old saves, and you’re confused as to where those massive lizards went and where all these pink fuckers came from."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He opened his old \"Terra' save, only to find His delicately crafted creatu... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You live in a world where your soulmate is unable to hurt you, intentionally or otherwise. You are fighting in a war, when one of the enemy's knives harmlessly glances off you."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Kindred souls were rarer than rubies in a pigsty, and just ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\"species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\"to the aliens, because we are stil... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\"Earth only to find that they have won an... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The genie snaps his fingers, and you instantly know your wish is granted. Omnipotence. That's what you had asked for, and now you have it. You know everything, and are infinitely powerful. You instantly notice something unexpected. There is another God, and he is terrified."
}... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You won't hold heroes hostages to torture them. You won't throw a hero against a wall once you have them by the neck. You sure won't start monologuing if you have a hero at gunpoint. You're the deadliest villain in history. A villian without an ego."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "The inevitable Flappy Bird Movie has been greenlit, and you, a struggling screenwriter, have been given the opportunity to pen the script. Everyone expects the movie to tank, taking your career with it. You, however, have a plot idea that will turn the film into a masterpiece."
... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Humans once wielded formidable magical power but with over 7 billion of us on the planet now Mana has spread far to thinly to have any effect. When hostile aliens reduces humanity to a mere fraction the survivors discover an old power has begun to reawaken once again."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a cow."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Grass is food. I eat grass and I not die.\n\nFarmer is friend. I not kill farmer and farmer take me to new grass. I eat new grass and I not die.\n\nSometimes farmer take me to milk square and invisible calves feed, someti... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The \"Quit Smoking\"ads get personal."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Quit now Dan!\"said the man on the talking billboard. A finger pointing at the lone figure walking down the empty street. Empty due to everyone... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are born without emotions; to compensate this, you started a donation box where people could donate their unwanted emotions. You've lived a life filled with sadness, fear and regret until one day, someone donates happiness."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Each day... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "“You’ve reached 911. This service is no longer operational. All citizens are advised to seek shelter. Goodbye.”"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Everyone always think that the end comes with battles, glory, last stands, and that at the last moment, somehow, we'll pull ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jesus actually had 14 disciples but their behavior was deemed inappropriate by biblical scholars, so they were removed from the final versions of the Gospels. They are Brad and Chad, the Bro-ciples, and these are their stories."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Quick no... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "For years an alien race has been intercepting audio transmissions from Earth and understands English. However, they have been exclusively listening to X-Box Live conversations. They have now prepared their first message for Earth."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Greet... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Finally, after years and years of research and development, it seems to have worked... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A god fell in love with a mortal woman. \"I cannot bear to live without you,\"he told her, \"so I will grant you immortality.\"So he made her a goddess and took her to dwell with him in the realm of the gods, where she met all the other women he couldn't bear to live without."
... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Killing people was easy. I was a sociopath, you see. It's hard to feel guilt when you barely have any emotions at all. When you have ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every \"walks into a bar\"joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "*Same old shift. Same old jokes.*\n\nFrank looked out over the bar, his eyes focusing on nothing in particular, barely registering ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but reading carefully you realize it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be a smartass, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed that instead."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I drew the circle, lit the can... |
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