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<|endoftext|>humor: The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>romance: Love is a wild fire that cannot be contained by any mere element known to man.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: She didn't need to understand the meaning of life; it was enough to find someone who did, and then fall asleep in his arms and sleep as a child sleeps, knowing that someone stronger than you is protecting you from all evil and all danger<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>education: I must judge for myself, but how can I judge, how can any man judge, unless his mind has been opened and enlarged by reading.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: We have a right to decide how we want our bodies to look and feel, but unfortunately we do not exercise these rights. Instead, we tend to drift along, victims of our own ignorance of the fact that we can have what we want, if we are willing to take that first step toward developing the self-discipline to govern our thoughts.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>relationship: Each piece of glass is another piece of myself I gave to him. It's too bad I didn't keep any pieces for myself.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>positive: Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>death: When the time comes to die, make sure that all you have to do is die!<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>hope: Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>quotes: Old words are reborn with new faces.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>books: Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won't have as much censorship because we won't have as much fear.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>science: He did not know that the Old One was his father, for such a relationship was utterly beyond his understanding, but as he looked at the emaciated body he felt a dim disquiet that was the ancestor of sadness.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>philosophy: Les hommes construisent trop de murs et pas assez de ponts.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>education: One cannot expect positive results from an educational or political action program which fails to respect the particular view of the world held by the people. Such a program constitutes cultural invasion, good intentions notwithstanding.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>positive: A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>romance: A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>positive: Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: Unrequited love is the infinite curse of a lonely heart.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help."Okay, superpower might be pushing it.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>quotes: The ego lusts for satisfaction. It has a prideful ferocious appetite for its version of "truth". It is the most challenging aspect to conquer; the cause for most spiritual turmoil.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: A #loveselfie isn't a picture or a status update. It's an attitude of embracing, accepting, and valuing yourself, exactly as you are in each moment. It's being one hundred percent present with yourself. Try it.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: Learning the truth has become my life's love.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>happiness: Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself in your way of thinking.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Kindness can transform someone's dark moment with a blaze of light. You'll never know how much your caring matters. Make a difference for another today.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>education: Now, I have nothing against the public school system as it is presently organized, once you allow the humor of its basic assumption about how it is possible to teach things to children....<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>soul: Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>happiness: Imagination doesn't always make you long for what you cannot have, but rather thrive in what you do not have.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>purpose: Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: Yes, it was love at first sight. I feel that after all these years, I have finally found my soul mate.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>quotes: Happiness is individualized. Don't box it in. Let it fly.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>hope: While we may lose heart, we never have to lose hope.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>writing: Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>wisdom: You can have many great ideas in your head, but what makes the difference is the action. Without action upon an idea, there will be no manifestation, no results, and no reward<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>philosophy: The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>education: In the times of trouble, be like the strong wall. In the times of joy, be like the smiling sun.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>arts: Madness is the absolute break with the work of art; it forms the constitutive moment of abolition, which dissolves in time the truth of the work of art.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>arts: Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>education: What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>philosophy: Maybe sometimes we don't do the right thing because the wrong thing looks more dangerous, and we don't want to look scared, so we go and do the wrong thing just because it's dangerous. We're more concerned with not looking scared than with judging right.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>faith: May the sun come, it's a new day; In the pure land of fantasy; That our darkness enlightened<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>education: She was too well-trained to panic.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: Long week. Long month. Long life.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>wisdom: To believe yourself brave is to be brave; it is the one only essential thing.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: This is my living faith, an active faith, a faith of verbs: to question, explore, experiment, experience, walk, run, dance, play, eat, love, learn, dare, taste, touch, smell, listen, speak, write, read, draw, provoke, emote, scream, sin, repent, cry, kneel, pray, bow, rise, stand, look, laugh, cajole, create, confront, confound, walk back, walk forward, circle, hide, and seek.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>philosophy: Nothing exists without an atom. The atom is the beginning and the end. It carries all the information. So the atom is God and everything else are just disciples.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>religion: Anything beyond the limits and grasp of the human mind is either illusion or futility; and because your god having to be one or the other of the two, in the first instance I should be mad to believe in him, and in the second a fool.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>success: Beware of those who are bitter, for they will never allow you to enjoy your fruit.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>wisdom: ...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>religion: It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>religion: God rewards those who seek Him. Not those who seek doctrine of religion or systems or creeds. Many settle for these lesser passions, but the reward goes to those who settle for nothing less than Jesus himself. And what is the reward? What awaits those who seek Jesus? Nothing short of the heart of Jesus.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>arts: Performance art is going to be the future. Plays on Broadway are so restricted. But performance art is like haikus, just one line thing. And it's more casual but more interesting.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>purpose: Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>quotes: Turn the mess of your life to a message of triumph for the world.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>mind: Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>success: Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>success: Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>faith: To become a true global citizen, one must abandon all notions of 'otherness' and instead embrace 'togetherness'.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Knowledge is like an endless resource; a well of water that satisfies the innate thirst of the growing human soul. Therefore never stop learning... because the day you do, you will also stop maturing.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: There is one who remembers the way to your door: Life you may evade, but Death you shall not.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>mind: Invariably, we all are 'MIND LORDS'.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: She was stuck in between two worlds while her heart was pulling them both together. In a perfect world, she'd have both, or none at all. The symbol for love is two circles trying to merge in a Venn diagram that comes to a point down below, and only mostly separate are the two orbs one whole heart.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>success: Society functions in a way much more interesting than the multiple-choice pattern we have been rewarded for succeeding at in school. Success in life comes not from the ability to choose between the four presented answers, but from the rather more difficult and painfully acquired ability to formulate the questions.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Love me or hate me I promise that it will never make or break me...<3<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: And if my heart be scarred and burned,The safer, I, for all I learned.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>writing: Do not do what someone else could do as well as you. Do not say, do not write what someone else could say, could write as well as you. Care for nothing in yourself but what you feel exists nowhere else. And, out of yourself create, impatiently or patiently, the most irreplaceable of beings.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: I want to be in a relationship where you telling me you love me is just a ceremonious validation of what you already show me.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>life: People who lack the clarity, courage, or determination to follow their own dreams will often find ways to discourage yours. When you change for the better, the people around you will be inspired to change also....but only after doing their best to make you stop. Live your truth and don't EVER stop.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>religion: Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>purpose: Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>love: Love, the poet said, is woman's whole existence.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>faith: A faith that hasn't been tested can't be trusted.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>inspiration: It had never occurred to me that our lives, which had been so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>truth: Every decent con man knows that the simplest truth is more powerful than even the most elaborate lie.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>friendship: What I cannot love, I overlook. Is that real friendship?<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>success: One person's success doesn't take away from your own.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>happiness: Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>writing: I think all writing is a disease. You can't stop it.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>religion: We should never wait for science to give us permission to do the uncommon; if we do, then we are turning science into another religion.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>happiness: The formula of happiness and success is just, being actually yourself, in the most vivid possible way you can.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?""What?"He looks mortally offended. "Do I look like the kind of guy who's never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>humor: It's hard to force creativity and humor.<|endoftext|>
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<|endoftext|>hope: The secret of happiness is love and secret of love is nonjudgmental care.<|endoftext|>