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Be curst and brief .
Romeo , get out of here .
My dearest cousin and my dearer lord ?
I wish I were Sleep and Peace , so I could spend the night with you .
You'll get a bigger reward than you ever got delivering a letter before .
Wife !
More light and light , more dark and dark our woes !
I will kiss thy lips .
I hate your logic as much as I hate an empty drinking cup .
Why , what would you ?
I think nobly of the soul , and no way approve his opinion .
I'll go along , no such sight to be shown , But to rejoice in splendor of mine own .
If you want to watch , follow me .
I'm begging you , good Mercutio , let's call it a day .
What's the matter with you ?
Will you go hunt , my lord ?
I wish you'd do what I ask !
Unhappy fortune !
Come here , Sir Andrew .
Out on her , hilding !
Romeo , are you going to your father's for lunch ?
Weeping and wailing over Tybalt's corse .
with the same accessories .
I am all the daughters of my father's house , And all the brothers too , and yet I know not .
Why , anyone can see what this means .
Tis more , 'tis more .
And I beseech you come again tomorrow .
Within this three hours will fair Juliet wake .
She's dead , deceased , she's dead .
Get that fool out of here .
Your Juliet is alive .
My lord , I wish Thursday were tomorrow .
The captain who brought me to shore has my women's clothes .
What sayst thou , my dear Nurse ?
Do not swear at all .
I'm no more insane than you are , and I'll prove it .
Oh my , my bones ache so much .
You wouldn't tell a sick man he "seriously" has to make his will , it would just make him worse .
I accept that offer happily , madam .
God bless you !
What is the matter ?
Life , wealth , everything belongs to Death .
At your service , madam .
Here is a friar that trembles , sighs and weeps .
What is fated to happen must happen .
If you were ever yourself , and this sadness was yours , you and your sadness were all for Rosaline .
Wherefore storm you so ?
Everyone prepare to take this beautiful corpse to her grave .
So shut up !
I mean please go into the house , sir .
For what , I pray thee ?
Your life insurance ?
I will meditate the while upon some horrid message for a challenge .
How oddly thou repliest !
I have .
Take this .
Lose nothing ?
What , are you crazy ?
Listen , if you want a good laugh , and I mean a side-splitting one , then follow me .
She was too good for me .
See how she leans her cheek upon her hand .
There's a lot to learn when a fool recites the words of a madman .
Put your hand on your heart and listen to my advice .
I didn't find him at the Elephant .
What else is love ?
Romeo slew Tybalt .
Farewell !
Therefore we'll have about half a dozen friends to the wedding , and that's it .
Not I , believe me .
You started a fight with a man who coughed in the street because he woke up a dog that was sleeping in the sun .
I'll answer for you .
Thou , wretched boy , that didst consort him here Shalt with him hence .
Besides , she uses me with a more exalted respect than anyone else that follows her .
If this were a play , I'd complain it was unrealistic .
But he has promised me , as he is a gentleman and a soldier , he will not hurt you .
Mercutio's kinsman , noble County Paris .
My words would bounce her to my sweet love , and his words would bounce her back to me .
If one should be a prey , how much the better To fall before the lion than the wolf !
Oh no !
Blab my nonsense ?
It is heresy .
Does he rave ?
Oh painful day , Oh painful day !
I'll send to one in Mantua , Where that same banished runagate doth live , Shall give him such an unaccustomed dram That he shall soon keep Tybalt company .
On , lusty gentlemen .
Indeed , I never shall be satisfied With Romeo , till I behold him , dead , Is my poor heart for a kinsman vexed .
And what am I supposed to do in Illyria ?
We'll have another bear-baiting just to make him angry , and we'll mock him till he's black and blue .
Goodbye , you beautiful , cruel woman .
Now , by my maidenhead at twelve year old I bade her come .
I will be strange , stout , in yellow stockings , and cross-gartered , even with the swiftness of putting on .
Maria once told me she did affect me , and I have heard herself come thus near , that , should she fancy , it should be one of my complexion .
Romeo !
Go away and stay apart from me .
Has Romeo killed himself ?
Give me thy torch , boy .
Well get you gone .
Why should you fall into so deep a moan ?
Thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age .
Well , I'll commit the sin of double-dealing , and deal you a second coin .