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and he's putting on a great act for you. but something's making him crazy. maybe it's monique. mmm, i don't think so. don't tell him i told you- |
there's no monique. i'm monique! is there really a sam? yeah, there's really a sam. is he really terrific? |
the truth is, miss dipesto... they're both really terrific. someone's making you crazy, too, huh? i'll just let mr. addison know 2:30, huh? sure. |
what? nothing. this must be a first. what's that? you awake without your mouth engaged. |
you spoke too soon. my mouth is engaged. it's just the rest of my body that's still unspoken for. so? so? |
where are you taking monique tonight? monique? monique. why? want to double-date? |
he was with rita, all right. you recognize mrs. mcclafferty? from the photograph in his wallet. she's lost some weight. maybe it's as simple as that, huh? |
i don't understand. why does a man run off to a hotel for an illicit affair with his wife? alan's a romantic. yesterday was his anniversary. |
his tenth, i think. you seem to know a lot about their marriage. the other woman always does. you hear about everything- the kids, the dog, the office. |
i'm the secret in alan's life, so there's no need for him to keep secrets from me. at least there wasn't. he always told me making love to his wife was a chore. well, he seems to be getting his chores done. |
well... that's that. now can i hear the tapes? the tapes? the tapes? |
the tapes. i hired you to put alan under surveillance. and we did. these photographs give a pretty graphic picture. all those pictures tell me |
is that he was together with her in a hotel room. well, they also suggest that they weren't there for conversation. mr. addison, i've been to bed with plenty of men in my life. and i can assure you that love was the furthest thing |
from most of their minds. i need to hear his voice. not so much what he says to her, but how he says it. i'm sure you understand. |
men are capable of making love with their bodies; we make love with our hearts. it's important for me to know what's in his. i want to know if there's any hope for us, or if i've lost him to his wife forever. |
tapes! take it easy. i'll 86 monique and take care of it myself. oh, no. oh, no? |
oh, no. who knows what sam has in mind tonight, but whatever it is, i can't bear the thought that we'll be in the middle of it, and in you'll walk with another emergency about some employee who needs a parking place closer to the elevator |
or a speakerphone on his desk- that's not going to happen. you're right, because i'm going with you. don't do me any favors, maddie. i'm not doing you any favors. |
i'm doing me a favor. he's a nice guy, david. i know he's a nice guy. he deserves better than this. ideserve better than this. |
i don't know what you're talking about. you know what i'm- i do not know what- you know what i'm- no, i don't! yes, you do! yes, you do! |
no, i don't! yes, you do. i do not! you do, too! you're just jealous, jealous, jealous! |
jealous, jealous, jealous? of who, of what? of him, of me, of us! us? us? |
you're an us now? yes. no. i don't know. i don't know what we are, |
but i'm having a damn hard time trying to figure it out because every time i turn around, there you are. and what the hell business is it of yours if i am an us? i work with you. i've worked with you for 21/2 years. |
yeah, for 21/2 years you've worked- no, let's say slaved- to take nothing about me, my life, or my business seriously. and now, all of a sudden, there's sam. look, i like sam. |
and that's another thing. i don't give a damn if you do like sam! sam likes you, you like sam. who cares who you and sam like? well, for what it's worth- |
it's worth nothing! ok. ok, ok,ok! what's ok? i don't know. |
you're the one that's doing all the yelling. look, if it's any consolation, this job's a piece of cake. we can do it with our ears tied behind our back. you tie your ears behind your back. |
i like where everything is on me. you're right. if it ain't broke, don't fix it. hi! oh, hi! |
just leaving you a note. look at you- standing, breathing. incredible! a walking miracle of modern science! miss dipesto? |
miss dipesto, the phone! it's right there. excuse me, excuse me, i'm sorry. blue moon detective agency. uh, if you want a rhyme, call another time. |
excuse me. so, uh... how are you feeling? heh heh! better than you look. |
yeah, turns out he caught me pretty good. yeah, well, don't sweat it. goliath was barely able to crawl out of there himself. hey, we did ok. i'm surprised you could see him, much less land a punch. |
well, i was lucky. he was too big to miss. i had a nice time, too! no visible scars, but a nice time. well, um... |
maybe we should talk. sure, sure! excuse us, david. later. hunk city. |
this is the kind of talk i like. just happened to be in the same state. heh heh! thought i'd stop by. i hope you don't mind. |
why would i mind? well, it's where you work, spend most of your day. this is the place most people prefer to keep their private life... |
private. not me. i'm glad you came by. i don't know about you, but i've been spending a whole lot of time thinking about last night. |
me, too. guess what i've been thinking about most is how we're going to top it. got a few ideas about that one. anything you can repeat? |
i don't know. starts with you and me. just you and me? mm-hmm. bottle of wine. |
maybe a sunset. then... we can skip the bottle of wine. it's the tonight part. i've got to work. |
all night? i don't know. no problem. how about same time tomorrow? i hear there's going to be another sunset. |
maybe later tonight, if you're still awake. oh... i'll still be awake. you didn't have to do this tonight, you know. i know. |
i could have handled it all by myself. you could have done something else. david, don't. don't what? i just want you to be happy. |
david, we have a job to do. this is where i'm happy to be. fine. as long as your happy. i'm happy! |
fine. end of conversation. fine. i could turn around right now. just say the w- |
fine. go ahead, ask me a question. i'm not going to ask you a question. how are we going to play if you don't ask me a question? are these people ever going to come home? |
oh, i'm sorry. that's too boring. you're going to have to be disqualified. but we do have some lovely parting gifts and our home version of the game. |
now, let's bring out our next bachelorette. * ree da da do * she's a kindergarten teacher. * ree da da do * she loves skiing, neil diamond, and her own personal collection of ceramic unicorns. |
let's hear it for susan leaper. yay! yay! susan! well, susan, we have 3 terrific guys back there for you, |
and they're just hungry for a date. got your questions ready? yes, jim. then fire away. ok. |
bachelor number one, i want you to look at bachelor number 2 and tell me, if he were a ride at disneyland, what ride would he be and why? well, i'd have to say |
bachelor no.2 would be "pirates of the caribbean." and why is that? because of his sunken chest. david, there's a car. maybe they're home. |
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