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Protesters blame karzai for creating afghanistan election crisis | false |
Opinions are like mixtapes... i don't want to hear yours. | true |
Can i use cash to pay for a new electric car? no, you have to charge it. | true |
Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? it was a leper con. | true |
A woman says to her cat go and make me a sandwich the cat says me? how? | true |
Plot twist: luke, i am your mother. - yoda | true |
Trump white house bars news organizations from press briefing | false |
Til that during wwii 3 u.s. submarines sank due to friendly fire. whoops, wrong sub. | true |
Marco rubio backs rex tillerson for secretary of state | false |
Salesman: that suit looks nice. it fits like a bandage. customer: thanks. i bought it by accident. | true |
Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. for science. | true |
Twitter was distracted by trump's super long necktie last night | false |
What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? high definition | true |
Money & divorce: keeping it together when your marriage falls apart | false |
What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? child porn | true |
Dna storage advance: entire genetics textbook encoded in less than one trillionth of a gram | false |
Chawanmushi: the japanese egg custard recipe we love (video) | false |
Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? no more blowjobs. | true |
Interior whistleblower quits, lambastes ryan zinke's 'resume of failure' | false |
This nyc circus bill has the meat industry scared | false |
Waiter: what dressing would you like on your salad? me: ice cream | true |
What do you call a constipated german? *farfrompoopin* | true |
Ralph northam rejects his 'family's heritage' over monuments, virginia gop charges | false |
Hey vegans. making a salad is not cooking. making a salad is assembling. | true |
Thanksgiving thoughts for parents of pre-college and college kids | false |
Why are the best accountants twins from prague? because they always double czech their work! | true |
1 dead, 7 injured in shooting at san diego-area swimming pool | false |
Could letting go be the secret to happiness in 2014? | false |
The basics of male masturbation are easy to grasp. | true |
Lawmakers are again fighting over drilling in the fragile arctic wildlife refuge | false |
I like my women how i like my cars safe and reliable | true |
Mom makes a heart-wrenching case for why tips matter so much to families | false |
8 ways to roast chicken with compound butters from around the world | false |
Anti-trump protest in san diego ends in fights, arrests | false |
How many kids with adhd does it take to change a lightbulb? let's go ride our bikes! | true |
Tia mowry's cute family photo serves as an adorable pregnancy announcement | false |
Why do indigenous people hate snow? it's white and on their land. | true |
Couple of the year countdown: eric holder and dr. sharon malone | false |
Letterman remembers his friend of 38 years in touching tribute | false |
Polish lawmakers approve controversial holocaust bill despite international criticism | false |
Dana cole's gps guide for focusing on your wellness | false |
I joined a cribbage cult recently they practice peggin' rituals | true |
Kate moss fan art: from handkerchiefs to clothing, the supermodel inspires etsy tributes (photos) | false |
Watch: restaurant thinks it won powerball, then reality hits hard | false |
I used to be a banker... but then i lost interest. | true |
11 secrets our kids have shared that will make you cringe | false |
How subway dancing became a new york art form -- and a crime | false |
Superman and a boy alone in new york city | false |
Out of the woods: the tale you tell in 2015 | false |
Keystone xl decision may not come until later in the year, u.s. official says | false |
Are you involved in isis? because i'm falling head over heels for you. | true |
How do you recycle a condom? turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. | true |
Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? they went straight for the juggler. | true |
I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out. | true |
What is the difference between a duck? one of it's legs are both the same. | true |
What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? martin loofah king | true |
My twin brother is a retarded thief. he stole my chromosome. | true |
It's a bird! it's a plane!... what the hell were those two so excited about? | true |
What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? your ears | true |
In marlee roberts' debut feature, little miss perfect, beauty and beast collide | false |
Anthony anderson recalls the time he was mistaken for idris elba | false |
Melania trump called out for anti-bullying campaign that ignores her husband's actions | false |
If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef? | true |
7 ways to have a better workout this week | false |
Rinkins report: bill cosby reflects on entertainment and education | false |
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? frostbite ! | true |
Prediction: facebook hits 2 billion users in 2014 | false |
What animal has more lives than a cat? a frog...because it croaks every night | true |
You want to know what marriage is like? think of a prison... now don't change anything. | true |
Brown entertainers are having a moment and it’s f*cking awesome | false |
We really need to respect organ donors... it takes guts to do what they do! (i'm sorry) | true |
Don't tell coal country, 'that's what you get for voting for trump.' | false |
I hate all these posts they're so last year | true |
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... some asshole's got my pen | true |
Kids are like debit cards. i get yelled at when i accidentally leave them at the store. | true |
Police attacked in several states in wake of police killings | false |
See the stars that wowed us on this week's best dressed list | false |
'kate moss: the making of an icon,' new book reveals vintage photos | false |
Healthy breakfast ideas: what pro athletes eat in the morning | false |
Hillary's proposal for paid family leave will likely look like this | false |
Even these gop presidential candidates agree with elizabeth warren on obama's trade deal | false |
How to wear your boyfriends jeans all week long | false |
What did the new zealand naval officer say to his crew? all hands on dick.... | true |
How does hillary clinton say goodbye? seizure later! | true |
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror. | true |
What do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? quattro cinco | true |
Jimmy fallon's makeup skills tested by drew barrymore in game of 'russian rouge-ette' (video) | false |
How comics can help us understand the refugee crisis | false |
Never underestimate the power of the web. -charlotte | true |
China's new big brother law is a clone of the west's bad ideas | false |
What is a male porn actor's favorite one hit wonder song? come on eileen. | true |
How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? they exchange cell numbers. | true |
A moonshot in education innovation: amsterdam goes bottoms up | false |
Hey procter & gamble, what happened to dad? | false |
5 great, affordable beaches in latin america (photos) | false |
Missouri congresswoman: eric greitens 'is unfit to lead our state' | false |
Breaion king's arrest reminds us black women face police brutality, too | false |
Antarctica's winds are the horsemen of cold (photos) | false |
How did i win a super smash bros. brawl tournament? i met a knight | true |
Ever since i read an article about the danger of smoking i stopped reading. | true |
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