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Sodastream source, designed by yves béhar, features an eco-friendly soda maker product
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How do you say vaseline in german? vienerslidein
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For what i assume is a gambling channel, bet sure has a lot of black people.
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What this sleep-deprived mom's selfie says about parenting
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Why don't people like gay soccer players? they score against their own team.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? a search warren!
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Questions about 'fast & furious 7' raised after paul walker tragedy
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College can be a lot like prison sometimes it's easier to get into if you're black.
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World order could hinge on solving the climate crisis, security experts warn
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So did you guys hear about the weather in gotham city? it's cloudy with a chance of bane.
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You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? the story about why you got it.
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Discovering that grace is more powerful than glory
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Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
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Jury moves closer to death penalty in james holmes trial
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How do chinese people laugh over the internet? lmao zedong
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Kim jong un pal dennis rodman reportedly heading to north korea
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Google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic
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New 'american horror story' promo supports a crazy, elaborate fan theory on season 6 theme
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How salma hayek's new film 'kahlil gibran's the prophet' brings together 'all religions'
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I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
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Putin says he's ready to cooperate with trump
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The only chocolate cake recipe you'll ever need
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Why did the blonde stare at the ford? it said focus.
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Why do black people where baggy pants? 'cause they're knee grows!
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Trying to find the light at the end of the depression tunnel
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See the magical character posters for 'alice through the looking glass'
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Watch reese witherspoon & sofia vergara lip sync 'party in the usa'
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Sandy hook parents hit alex jones with defamation lawsuits
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Indie folk band responds to nc's anti-queer law in an amazing way
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What do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter. he can't come anyways.
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Hey everyone. i created a new word today. plagiarism.
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Laurie hernandez just scored her first endorsement deal
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My therapist says i have a preoccupation with vengeance... we'll see about that.
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Why did walmart go out of business in iraq? because there are too many targets.
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Woman in heroin deaths panicky then calm, police say
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A tale of two animals: different outcomes, both funny!
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Caught on tape: plane lands in busy intersection during rush hour
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I just put a girl in the hospital. i'm in charge of hiring new nurses.
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What you're feeling, republicans, is the ghost of ted kennedy's nuts on your chin.
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Gop senators run, hide to avoid questions over supreme court blockade
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Marriage is supposed to be permanent. it's like a tattoo that yells at you
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See the cast of 'the hunger games' grow up before your very eyes
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Inside a maximum security prison's production of 'the wiz'
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Why can't the world's best military win its wars?
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Best love poem roses are red, violets are blue, i'm bad at poetry, date me
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My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out
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Day 16: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women
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Forgive me father for i have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza
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New documentary 'making a killing' shows how to prevent suicides by gun
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Why can't a blonde count to 70? because 69 is always a mouthful.
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Why are mexicans bad at uno? they steal all the green cards.
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What do you call two gay black guys? an oreo cookie.
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Alexander wang's fall hair & makeup tapped into our inner tomboy (photos)
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North carolina republican urges people to 'keep our state straight'
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The ultimate fall wardrobe: luxury looks for less
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What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? throw in the laundry.
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35 must-have rainy day survival items for toddlers (and what to do with them)
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As amtrak booms, new rail hubs emerge (photos)
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Outdoor company cotopaxi puts its money where its heart is
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Demographics of murder suspect's police department tell familiar story
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What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? nice log rhythms
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Daddy long legs are the nba players of spiders.
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Grizzly bear takes a swing at this guy's camera
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The bipartisan health care solution that keeps dying in congress
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11 men are trying to get out of gitmo by using trump's own words against him
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Ever hear the joke about the 3 irish guys who left the pub? no? neither have i.
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How many new states will america get when trump is elected? one. denial.
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You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? i hear he's all right now.
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I saw a prius crash into a subaru outback the other day... there was granola everywhere.
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Welder turned whole-hog bbq expert fires up smoky cue in savannah
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My horse had a win at the races today. fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip.
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Where do people live the longest? - weather.com
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What do you call an atheist cartoon? fedora the explorer
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Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time ~benjamin franklin (i think.)
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Airbnb hires eric holder to help combat discrimination on platform
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Wall street doesn’t believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018
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First-born kids may have higher diabetes risk, study finds
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Trump’s team appears to be going after the state department's climate work, too
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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? me...........owwwwww!!
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I don't understand swimming. you don't see fish going for a walk.
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How to make pickleback shot glasses from real pickles
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5 ways to make long-haul flights that much easier
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Cat abandoned on street corner with his litter box
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Obama kiss: the best smooches from the presidential inauguration (photos)
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If beethoven's music had base in it... he would be basethoven.
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How much does a birdhouse cost? i don't know the exact price but i know they're pretty cheep
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The 9 biggest (and most common) interior painting mistakes...and how to avoid them (photos)
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Feminists demand paris sex doll brothel be shut for fueling rape fantasies
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How to farm in your big city apartment
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'feud' reminds us 50-year-old struggles for hollywood women are still exhaustingly relevant
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Former apple engineer describes domestic abuse in chilling courtroom statement
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Every woman has an inbox. she carries it with her just in case she gets male.
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Michelle obama keeps it going in naeem khan at national prayer service, white house tour (photos)
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What does a baby computer call it's father? data. credit: her (movie).
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I was blessed with a rather large penis. that's when my local priest was arrested.
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My preferred method of birth control is mood-killing repetitive dvd menu.
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The airline fee hater's guide to the skies
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Julianne moore's take on aging is the best we've heard yet
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I went to a seafood disco last week i ended up pulling a mussel.
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Papa john's, a major nfl sponsor, is standing by peyton manning
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