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Fox news guest goes off the rails: 'white supremacists are american citizens'
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Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?
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Larry david returns to snl as bernie sanders
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Republican platform falsely says planned parenthood sells baby parts
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I beat my wife like i beat my dick. all the time.
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Sex is like poker... if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!
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Trump showed us who he was a long time ago
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What music do girls on their periods listen to? ragtime
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My cat: *hacking up a hairball* my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking
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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? i don't know and i don't care.
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My wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if i am still listening
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Why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin...
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What does a new tesla car smells like? elon musk
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What it’s like to be the first openly trans mayor in texas
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This billionaire environmental activist hasn't picked a democrat to back yet
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I got sick from the mexican ice cream shop... i got helladiarrhia.
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Insane clown posse reveals their strong opinions about miley's twerking
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I sold my old bike the other day. i decided it was time to peddle it.
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Tom perez: treat trump like mitch mcconnell treated obama
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People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?
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Tornado threatening? seek shelter immediately -- and don't use your head
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Trump declares victory, heads home to face more russia scandal
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Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley... one was a-salted
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Katy perry gives us serious nostalgia at the 2014 vmas
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National women's hockey league player comes out as transgender
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(star trek related) what do worf and jadzia like to do to relax? netflix and trill!
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Being a jedi isn't all bad. i've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades.
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Where do two electrons race? on a circuit
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How do police informants begin their jokes? nark nark
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How to clean an outdoor air conditioner without hiring a pro
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Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom he had nobody to go with.
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Bill cosby accusers react to mistrial setback with determination
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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? because he got cold feet.
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Debt management plan helps couple escape $52,000 credit card debt
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Sandra bland wasn't the only woman abused by male cops in texas
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How to keep your child safe (and happy) online, part 1
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I wanna make a joke about sodium. but na.
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Chuck norris crab fishes the bearing sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket.
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How can a room full of couples be empty? there isn't a single person left! bwahahahahaha
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You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. they really don't like it.
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Meet the nun working to end violence, sexual exploitation in uganda
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Human developments are wiping out the west's natural land, report finds
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Sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow.
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What has america come to? we're letting a *black* president run the *white* house!
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Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.
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Apple, please don’t create a backdoor to my iphone notes
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University of illinois plans to fire chancellor, won't give her a bonus
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Photographer captures the monopoly properties in real life
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7 mistakes you can make when it comes to trust
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How do you congratulate a jewish bodybuilder? muscle tov!
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Bernie sanders: stop trying to make me attack hillary clinton
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'5 seconds of summer' guitarist caught on fire during concert
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Horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire
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Maker amanda haas on helping families cook and eat together (video)
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Watch the awesome 'jurassic world' super bowl trailer right now
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New england compounding center, pharmacy linked to meningitis outbreak, files for bankruptcy
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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? sleep on the sofa.
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What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? a racist. :) xxx
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Do you like surfing the net? oh yes i've really taken a shine to it. (moon to sun)
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How do australian bees please the queen bee? they bee hive
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Kris kobach denies telling trump to amend key voter protection
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Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back.
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Ebola fun fact before the internet was invented ebola was just known as bola wakka wakka
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Only one republican hasn't been invited to the next gop debate yet
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Carly rae jepsen and bob saget hit the stage to perform the 'full house' song
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I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip our relationship was going downhill.
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I hated my job at medieval times because i always got stuck working on the knight shift
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'how to get away with murder' premiere promises killer reveal
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Why did the nigger walks into a bar? because the cell doors was still locked
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Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you.
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Misreading public opinion on p5+1 nuclear negotiations with iran
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Staphyloccocus aureus bacteria hide out deep in the nose
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What do you call a roaming caveman? a meanderthal
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Cognitive dysphoria -- pride week in israel in an age of extremes
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When edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head.
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Ann curry was 'not surprised' by matt lauer's sexual misconduct allegations
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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed? because they have no rights!!!!!
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The great gatsby is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid.
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I'm gonna open a pho restaurant that never closes! it's called twenty pho seven
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How 2016 presidential hopefuls stay fit on the campaign trail
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A feminist and a muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -
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A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste...
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Toasted skin syndrome: car seat warmers could lead to unsightly condition
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James bond slept through an earthquake he was shaken, not stirred.
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I’m starting to worry about ivanka trump’s ‘moderating influence’
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Taraji p. henson says 'empire' is great in every way, except dating
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Advice from dads: green lessons our fathers taught us
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If you were moving to another planet, who would you take with you?
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The actual secret ingredient on most iron chefs is forehead sweat.
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Judge orders u.s. to release photos showing abuse of detainees
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Latino celebrities rip into donald trump for 'fear mongering'
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Spicy tuna bowl by leaftv is making us hungry for sushi (video)
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For sale... parachute: $300. slightly stained. used once; never opened. no strings attached.
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Volunteering in the wake of a disaster: the pros, the cons and how to do so effectively
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What did the latin guy say after he had sex? veni. veni. veni.
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How do you cure a jewish kid of add by sending him to a concentration camp
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My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?
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I just saved a ton of money on my christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook.
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Craft of the day: give wine bottles some flair with these pretty spool stoppers
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Bush's press secretary criticizes trump's harvey response for lacking empathy
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