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I liked kim jong-un better when he sang gangnam style.
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Anyone know the title of steven tyler's new cook book? wok this way.
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What kind of doctor does a duck visit? a ducktor.
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'full term' pregnancy gets a more precise definition from doctors
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Watch: typhoon causes lethal landslide in japanese town
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Ryanair announces massive $15.6 billion order from boeing
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Another mizzou leader steps down amid racism protests
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There's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus
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What does it take for a beatles reunion? two bullets.
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At selma and around the world, pete seeger brought us closer together
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What do you call a heard of sperm whales? bukkake.
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House majority whip: 'no deal' on funding dhs past friday
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What i've learned from jay smith, about frosty the snowman and more
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Don't go to china, african migrants tell fellow citizens
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Hey, i'll sleep when i'm dead. also tonight.
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What do stds and jokes have in common? they're both easily spread.
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I buy every comic book i see. . . my friends say i have lots of issues.
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J. cole joins janet jackson in new video for 'no sleeep'
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What kind of motorbike does santa ride? a holly davidson!
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Hot mic picks up kentucky player's offensive post-game insult
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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? hey baby, what's ursine?
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What happened when hamlet discovered his love dead? necro-ophelia
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What rhymes with left and means steal? theft
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All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop.
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Ex-cop to stand trial in dashcam beating of unarmed motorist
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To accept or reject mental health labels, that is the question
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150 years since ulysses s. grant's superstition won a war
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Fifty shades of feminism: hot sex and the new fairy tale
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Fashion trivia quiz: david copperfield's supermodel ex, uma thurman's 2000 oscars gown and more
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I wonder if fewer people would eat rabbit stew if it was instead called bunny rabbit stew.
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Seven steps to manage your fear of public speaking
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Frances bean cobain shows off her vocal chops in latest instagram video
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Quadrantid meteor shower, first of 2013, peaks this week
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Til 6.7 billion people are the minority by arrogant ignorant americans.
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8 family members dead in mass shooting in ohio, authorities say
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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? militia etheridge.
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Honey, were out of snake food. what? for what snake? honey, i bought a snake
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What do you call a man in a hole? phil.
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Watch these basking sharks feed from the safe distance of a drone
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What is the official bird of love? the swallow.
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Phoenix court waives misdemeanor fines, warrants for homeless population
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New jersey student loan agency to staff: don't tell borrowers about help unless they ask
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Mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
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Artslop: why pop music sucked in 2013 and how to fix it for the new year
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90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it.
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A drunk man walks up to an englishman pissing on a tree... and says, yurr ahh.... european!
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Your pet won't put up a fight this halloween when its costume supports shelter animals
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Secret credit card spending and divorce linked in new survey
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Neglected kitchen: i've felt unwanted since you gave up cooking
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Heather locklear's daughter is mirror image of 51-year-old actress (photos)
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Why employees should use collaboration tools at work
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Why couldn't jfk become a boxer? because he couldn't take a shot to the head.
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So a man walks into a bar... and hurts his head.
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Horse rescued after falling into hole on the way home from taco bell
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I heard christians only count 1 through 9. i wonder what happens if they say 10?
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French police make woman remove clothing on nice beach following burkini ban
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I get turned on whenever i eat greek dips... ...i think i'm a hummusexual.
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Where does a redditor get most of his news from? the hydraulic press
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Despite attacking renewables, trump team says it loves all energy sources
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Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. get it?
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Three reasons you need to say ‘no’ more often
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Smoking may hasten mental decline in men: study
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I just enlisted my kids into the navy. or as the wife calls it, masturbated in the shower.
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The surpising beauty of the world's most eccentric hobby clubs
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Q: why did the farmer feed his cows money? a: he wanted rich milk.
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What did the cannibals do with the midget? put another shrimp on the barbie.
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Avocado sandwiches to take your obsession to the next level (photos)
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Jay d. lenn, adoptive parent, on helping a child with speech delays find his voice
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Seattle seahawks play freezing playoff game against minnesota vikings
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Netanyahu gets the go-ahead to form israel's next government
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Why did i spill root beer on a dns server? just because icann.
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Claire danes is red hot at the 2014 emmys
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Police officer: do you know why i pulled you over? me: because you know i love riddles.
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Gop state senator thinks laws created to help women make them 'look weaker'
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I have no regrets. by which i mean i regret not saying no more often.
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I have a life pro tip i never wear condoms
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Hurt my back while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how i'd do running a marathon.
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Thursday's morning email: john mccain diagnosed with cancer
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Listen to angry woman dial 911 over wrong pizza toppings
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What did the marine biologist say when he saw two eels making love? it's a moray.
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Iranians on trial for smuggling drone engines as jet ski parts
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5 reasons you should surrender to nemo & skip fashion week today
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Devin nunes steps down from leading russia investigation
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Don't ever compete against heinz... you're always going to play catch up.
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Colbert previews the 'uncomfortable questions' trump may answer under oath
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Actually, there are but two types of people those who can extrapolate from limited data ...
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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the bear minimum
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How to get your mojo back after 50
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Knock knock who's there ! brook ! brook who ? brook-lyn bridge !
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'white tears' is the horror story 'la la land' should have become
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Toilet theme park: south korea opens world's first potty park (video)
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I'm trying to write a joke with the word cunt but i cunt.
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A man with authority walks into a bar... orders everyone a round
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Why was the paper man sent to jail? he was caught rustling.
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Evanescence, your favorite band from 2003, is going back on tour this fall
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Elephants shot with arrows travel to humans for help
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Help!!! i forgot it's mother's day! i need some quick mother's day present.
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Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit.
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The 15 grossest beauty habits people do in public
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Why doesn't china have casinos? because they hate tibet.
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