CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? thoreau some mo'	true
North carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback	false
Watch skateboarder shred a downhill run at 70 mph	false
Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym.	true
Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days	true
What do you call a fish with no eye? fush	true
Ever step on a lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?	true
Doctor doctor i think i'm a yo-yo. are you stringing me along!	true
What did one tower say to the other? i've got a plane to catch.	true
Just met a girl with 12 boobs sounds funny dozen tit	true
James franco stars in the fake hallmark christmas movies we wish were real	false
Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.	true
Women don't know what they want. men don't know what they have.	true
Ever read the book a race to the bathroom? by willie makeit and betty wont.	true
Watch: 8 diy spring decor improvements anyone can do	false
How to make the perfect grilled cheese (video)	false
So i was having sex with a crazy girl. i was fucking insane ...	true
Q: how do you know if a chef is a clown? a: the food tastes funny.	true
Alyson hannigan, alexis denisof renew their vows in hawaii	false
Stolen moment of the week: lena dunham at ucb	false
How you can look like royalty for under $80	false
The passion of crowe: 'the water diviner' marks russell crowe's directorial debut	false
This year's provincetown film festival trailer pays tribute to jackson pollock and edward hopper	false
What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? r and j	true
The eli wut is elis middle name? the so it is eli the baseke	true
Wall street analysts predict the slow demise of walmart and target	false
I also have a vampire joke, but i won't tell it to you. because it sucks.	true
What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? you're in treble mister!	true
When fighting clowns, never hesitate. go straight for the juggler.	true
Apple tv with gesture control? iwatch next year? this week in apple rumors	false
I can't stand freud... him and his motherfucking complex.	true
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? mice cream and cake!	true
This woman flawlessly responded to her boyfriend's fat-shaming haters	false
Some people make remarks about my dandruff. i just brush it off.	true
Jim nichols is investing in facebook for the bragging rights	false
Why doesn't santa clause have any kids? he only comes once a year	true
Jeff sessions defends trump's right to speak out against free speech	false
For the last time, my eyes are up here i yelled at my gynecologist	true
Watch highlights from the fourth democratic presidential debate	false
The president of the philippines can't stop calling people sons of whores	false
Chuck norris can't play life. his is too complicated	true
Eyelash extensions: are they worth the hype... and the hefty price tag?	false
Merkel says germans can never forget horrors inflicted at nazi death camps	false
Some chick told me to get lost so i bought every season on dvd.	true
Today, i told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised	true
Why cant the rolling stones ever be pastors? we all know they dont gather mass.	true
Aspiring female mma fighter takes drastic measures to make weight	false
This ancient video of kendall and kylie jenner lip-syncing to taylor swift is a must-see	false
6 tips for a successful medical appointment for lgbt people	false
Where do you take a chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? to a weterinarian!	true
Two wrongs don't make a right. but three lefts do!	true
What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? chimney cricket !	true
Why do american tourists talk so loudly? so that they can hear each other over their clothes	true
Why are teens so moody and impulsive? this neuroscientist has the answer	false
Obama is wrong that isis is 'not islamic'	false
I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple sorry, wrong thread	true
The new year's talk every family needs to have	false
America's most misleading product claims: 24/7 wall st.	false
8 critical facts about the state of transgender america	false
'oblivion': tom cruise is on a mission in new sci-fi film (video)	false
Kellyanne conway says she 'didn't see the point' of the women's march	false
The nipple bra is the 1970s most confusing contribution to lingerie history (photo)	false
What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? yours.	true
Sriracha creator never trademarked its name, which is why it's everywhere	false
When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a transformer?	true
Screen literacy for the next generation: how the arts and humanities matter	false
Soup baby what do you call a dead ukrainian baby. aborschtion	true
What is the square root of 69? eight something.	true
Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? disassedher	true
My boyfriend got pissed because i didn't swallow. is it my fault i have a nut allergy?	true
Of course women are funny. why else would there be so many jokes about them.	true
What do you call rice on 2 legs? pi ok, i'm leaving now.	true
Hangover prevention: 7 foods to eat before drinking	false
Andrew spanswick, kidnapping suspect james dimaggio's friend, worries of suicide	false
What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? there's twenty of them!	true
4 bullfighters in quicksand what do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? quattro cinco	true
What's black and slides down nelson's column? winnie mandela.	true
What happens when memes get lose? ( )	true
Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? it's the wurst.	true
Happy world kindness day! quotes to inspire kindness	false
What do you call a mexican who lost his car ? carlos.	true
My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but it's all over now.	true
What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? a dictator.	true
Scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life	false
Aisle view: the doddering old lady and the kama sutra	false
The leggings trend european women are obsessed with	false
Sometimes tom hiddleston apologizes for almost punching people on set	false
Deja moo i feel like i've heard this bull before...	true
11 summer outfits that taught us what not to wear	false
I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat. hopefully she takes the hint.	true
What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? an addadictamie.	true
Here are the best gifs from the 2015 mtv vmas	false
No job ?? better blow-job than no-job !	true
The final benghazi hearing will be done in secret	false
A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. may they never meet.	true
Why did the ssd burn a flag? because it was a patriot blaze	true
A dog walks into a bar.. i'm looking for the man that shot my paw	true
What do you get a man who has everything? storage	true
How taxpayers are paying for bofa's deal with the u.s.	false
Kate moss wardrobe malfunctions involve sheer tops, not zipping her fly (nsfw photos)	false

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? thoreau some mo'

true

North carolina republicans brace for 'bathroom law' blowback

false

Watch skateboarder shred a downhill run at 70 mph

false

Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym.

true

Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days

true

What do you call a fish with no eye? fush

true

Ever step on a lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?

true

Doctor doctor i think i'm a yo-yo. are you stringing me along!

true

What did one tower say to the other? i've got a plane to catch.

true

Just met a girl with 12 boobs sounds funny dozen tit

true

James franco stars in the fake hallmark christmas movies we wish were real

false

Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.

true

Women don't know what they want. men don't know what they have.

true

Ever read the book a race to the bathroom? by willie makeit and betty wont.

true

Watch: 8 diy spring decor improvements anyone can do

false

How to make the perfect grilled cheese (video)

false

So i was having sex with a crazy girl. i was fucking insane ...

true

Q: how do you know if a chef is a clown? a: the food tastes funny.

true

Alyson hannigan, alexis denisof renew their vows in hawaii

false

Stolen moment of the week: lena dunham at ucb

false

How you can look like royalty for under $80

false

The passion of crowe: 'the water diviner' marks russell crowe's directorial debut

false

This year's provincetown film festival trailer pays tribute to jackson pollock and edward hopper

false

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? r and j

true

The eli wut is elis middle name? the so it is eli the baseke

true

Wall street analysts predict the slow demise of walmart and target

false

I also have a vampire joke, but i won't tell it to you. because it sucks.

true

What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? you're in treble mister!

true

When fighting clowns, never hesitate. go straight for the juggler.

true

Apple tv with gesture control? iwatch next year? this week in apple rumors

false

I can't stand freud... him and his motherfucking complex.

true

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? mice cream and cake!

true

This woman flawlessly responded to her boyfriend's fat-shaming haters

false

Some people make remarks about my dandruff. i just brush it off.

true

Jim nichols is investing in facebook for the bragging rights

false

Why doesn't santa clause have any kids? he only comes once a year

true

Jeff sessions defends trump's right to speak out against free speech

false

For the last time, my eyes are up here i yelled at my gynecologist

true

Watch highlights from the fourth democratic presidential debate

false

The president of the philippines can't stop calling people sons of whores

false

Chuck norris can't play life. his is too complicated

true

Eyelash extensions: are they worth the hype... and the hefty price tag?

false

Merkel says germans can never forget horrors inflicted at nazi death camps

false

Some chick told me to get lost so i bought every season on dvd.

true

Today, i told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised

true

Why cant the rolling stones ever be pastors? we all know they dont gather mass.

true

Aspiring female mma fighter takes drastic measures to make weight

false

This ancient video of kendall and kylie jenner lip-syncing to taylor swift is a must-see

false

6 tips for a successful medical appointment for lgbt people

false

Where do you take a chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? to a weterinarian!

true

Two wrongs don't make a right. but three lefts do!

true

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? chimney cricket !

true

Why do american tourists talk so loudly? so that they can hear each other over their clothes

true

Why are teens so moody and impulsive? this neuroscientist has the answer

false

Obama is wrong that isis is 'not islamic'

false

I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple sorry, wrong thread

true

The new year's talk every family needs to have

false

America's most misleading product claims: 24/7 wall st.

false

8 critical facts about the state of transgender america

false

'oblivion': tom cruise is on a mission in new sci-fi film (video)

false

Kellyanne conway says she 'didn't see the point' of the women's march

false

The nipple bra is the 1970s most confusing contribution to lingerie history (photo)

false

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? yours.

true

Sriracha creator never trademarked its name, which is why it's everywhere

false

When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a transformer?

true

Screen literacy for the next generation: how the arts and humanities matter

false

Soup baby what do you call a dead ukrainian baby. aborschtion

true

What is the square root of 69? eight something.

true

Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? disassedher

true

My boyfriend got pissed because i didn't swallow. is it my fault i have a nut allergy?

true

Of course women are funny. why else would there be so many jokes about them.

true

What do you call rice on 2 legs? pi ok, i'm leaving now.

true

Hangover prevention: 7 foods to eat before drinking

false

Andrew spanswick, kidnapping suspect james dimaggio's friend, worries of suicide

false

What the beat part about having sex with twenty-one year olds? there's twenty of them!

true

4 bullfighters in quicksand what do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? quattro cinco

true

What's black and slides down nelson's column? winnie mandela.

true

What happens when memes get lose? ( )

true

Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? it's the wurst.

true

Happy world kindness day! quotes to inspire kindness

false

What do you call a mexican who lost his car ? carlos.

true

My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but it's all over now.

true

What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? a dictator.

true

Scott used to stop breathing nearly 40 times an hour. this device changed his life

false

Aisle view: the doddering old lady and the kama sutra

false

The leggings trend european women are obsessed with

false

Sometimes tom hiddleston apologizes for almost punching people on set

false

Deja moo i feel like i've heard this bull before...

true

11 summer outfits that taught us what not to wear

false

I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat. hopefully she takes the hint.

true

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? an addadictamie.

true

Here are the best gifs from the 2015 mtv vmas

false

No job ?? better blow-job than no-job !

true

The final benghazi hearing will be done in secret

false

A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. may they never meet.

true

Why did the ssd burn a flag? because it was a patriot blaze

true

A dog walks into a bar.. i'm looking for the man that shot my paw

true

What do you get a man who has everything? storage

true

How taxpayers are paying for bofa's deal with the u.s.

false

Kate moss wardrobe malfunctions involve sheer tops, not zipping her fly (nsfw photos)

false