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What did cindarella do when she got to the ball? gagged
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I must be an odd one because i can't even
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What did the chemist have with his eggs? barium, cobalt and nitrogen.
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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? stick
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Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? because they can't even!
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You're a special combination of disappointment, and what the fcuk!?'
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What is a canadian vampire's favourite drink? type eh.
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Spin instructor robin arzon explains why running is her therapy
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Rock, paper, scissors: a dialogue -- part seven
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Personal boundary: peripersonal space influenced by person's anxiety, study finds
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I bought my friend a new computer screen for xmas. his new year resolution is 1920 x 1080.
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'behind the scenes' video explains johnny depp's awkward apology
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That allah guy sure is popular... i mean...his biggest fans are all dying to meet him.
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My ship has sailed, now i am waiting for the ufo.
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Felons would be a really valuable voting base... after all, we know they have conviction.
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When everything else in life fails you, there's always twitter.
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Risky life and dreams of a tub thug pimp
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What america's best couples can teach us about long-lasting love
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? because they're two tired!
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We need to talk about lgbt representation, apparently
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What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? hawkward
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Tanning beds banned for models in liverpool fashion week
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Miranda lambert is saving dogs by the truckload in texas
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Taylor swift's business strategy 'could show you incredible things™'
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What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck.
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Paying women's soccer players fairly doesn't even begin to rectify the discrimination problem
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Q: what goes click-click-click...did i get it? a: ray charles doing rubik's cube
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Why do bees hum they don't know the words
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They say pick your battles, so today oreos win.
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How do you end a relationship fight? you break it up.
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Did you hear about the convicted grammar nazi? he was *sentenced* to death
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Which part of an eagle is the hardest? the pecker.
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Chicago police superintendent says cops who lied about laquan mcdonald shooting should be fired
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Key & peele open rtca dinner as obama & luther, defend louis c.k. (video)
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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to hawaii? ***aloha snackbar***
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Mary had a little lamb...... best lamb chops i ever ate. suck it vegans!
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News anchor collapses into uncontrollable fit of giggles
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Fall coffee drinks: which is best? calories, nutrition and more
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I saw a blind person skydiving today man, what a jerk. scaring his poor dog like that...
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Why does snoop dog carry around an umbrella? fo' drizzle.
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Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you
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Because it's funny! what do you call a stripper you pay with noodles? a pastatute!!!
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Why understanding the back story helps you solve the problem
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Best & worst beauty of the week: zooey deschanel, nicki minaj, kate bosworth and more (photos)
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What do you call it when...? what do you call it when you photograph childbirth? child bornography.
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Why did god create men ? because dildos can't take out the trash.
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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? sleighs 'em
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An exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts
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Why isn't the band 1023 mb famous? they haven't had a gig yet.
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Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? she was stunning.
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Hot sauce expo: 10 new reasons to get excited about horrifyingly spicy sauce this year (photos)
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There's three things you should know about me, i'm canadian, i watch hockey, and... i'm sorry.
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You won't believe why this man's license was suspended
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Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? he was framed.
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Turkey approves construction of first new church in nearly a century
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A misguided mandate: is banning sugary beverages the answer to the obesity epidemic?
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Bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet
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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? the blonde has the higher sperm count.
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Victims of illusions: the non-solution of the greferendum
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Democratic consultants are salivating over gop votes for tax plan
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Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? nm, it's too cheesy.
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What do you call a frenchman in sandals? philippe philoppe.
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Football's 'deflategate' and the wonder of what if
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What's the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has a future...
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Fight breaks out after murder suspect, witness put in same cell
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty!
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That little kid from 'wife swap' still thinks bacon is good for him
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What did the photographer say when he retired? i can't take it anymore!
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A q & a with super mom and anchor andrea morehead
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Psa: khloe kardashian is single, and that's perfectly ok
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Jimmy fallon's golden globes monologue got awkward after teleprompter fail
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How the nra is making bank off of urban gun violence
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Why did the turtle cross the road? to get to the nearest shell station!
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What does 'j' stand for in donald j trump? 'genius' (this joke was stolen from charliedarwin2)
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Robocop is my favorite actor. how come he was never nominated?
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A simple tweak could make fecal transplants less gross
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Remember alcohol is never the answer. why can't i get it up? okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
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Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire.
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Funny receipts: 28 ridiculous instances of cash register hijinks (pictures)
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Glamour's cro, connie anne phillips, shares the career advice you need to hear
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When a bff isn't a friend, after all
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What's the longest sentence in the english language? i do.
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Not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days.
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Here's what we know about the florida keys after hurricane irma
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Dear artists: detroit's abandoned homes are more than your blank canvas
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Obama warns residents to heed hurricane warnings, beware storm surge
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Bay area floats 'sanctuary in transit policy' to protect commuting immigrants
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How does captain hook cook pita bread? with a pita pan.
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Watch: scarborough goes off on guest while debating hillary clinton
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Marriage in one word: readers share the most important thing in a relationship
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Do you enjoy websurfing? no way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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Where do crows hang out on a friday nght? at a crow bar.
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Researchers embark on mission to explore hawaii's newest 'island'
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Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? one is a cunning array of stunts!
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Former rep. barney frank: justice scalia is a homophobe
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If my glass is half full then i start wondering where my bartender is.
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Know why tampons were weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz
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Amy poehler comments on death of 'parks & rec' producer
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In less than a year, trump has stripped back workers’ ability to unionize
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