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Big news! obama read my tweets and appointed me secretary of swagriculture
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Air pollution linked to faster rate of atherosclerosis, study finds
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'transcendence' trailer gives first look into star-studded techno-thriller
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I guess you could say one direction went two directions. i'll see myself out.
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Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, angel?
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What does an accountant use for birth control? his personality.
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Reddit starts with an r and, ends whit an e. right?
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Kindle fire hd 4g: fcc approval still needed
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'supernanny' jo frost: there's no justification for spanking
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I'm addicted to brake fluid. but i can stop any time.
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Dashcam video shows ‘senseless’ killing of iranian-american by federal cops, lawyers say
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Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns.
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Counselors in tennessee can now legally refuse lgbt patients
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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? because they're ugly and smell bad.
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Got a severed head? call todd robbins ... it's time for 'true nightmares'
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'project greenlight' breakout effie brown joins lee daniels' company
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Russia will act to neutralize u.s. missile shield threat: putin
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Yes, virginia... there is an aggressive and highly successful anti-tax lobby
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Merriam-webster schools the white house over terror list typos
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Unemployment rate unchanged in june, long-term joblessness still terrible
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Glad the nba lockout is over. that was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever.
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Help me, i'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down. -mrs. butterworth
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You'll get tired eventually. then i will pet you!
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How i reinvigorated long-time friendships with a guys' weekend
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Senate republicans grapple with how to answer the roy moore question
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For american muslims, a horrifying runup to one of islam's holiest holidays
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I refuse to jump on the i hate mondays' bandwagon. i hate all workdays equally
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A gay dad's open letter to laura bush on quitting the gay marriage ad
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Iran: election protests, calling mrs. rajavi for president
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Stepparent problems: the 18 biggest misconceptions about step-parenting
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Pizza receipt shows intense vancouver hockey fan canceled pick-up because game was tied (photo)
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Moms leave the workforce because it's their only choice
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I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did.
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Reddit's turning into 1980's america mass privatization, and everyone is blaming the chinese.
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Far-right politicians rush to take advantage of the berlin attack
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Iraqi kurds claim to have evidence isis used chemical weapon
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Nathan scheelhaase high-five denied: illinois qb left hanging by ref after touchdown (gif/video)
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Do you know what really makes me smile? facial muscles.
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3 reasons not to save for your child's college education
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A good diet is follow me around the grocery store and don't buy anything i get.
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Lynda carter's wonder woman costume is still badass (photos)
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Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet
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The world's 10 most extreme eats: how many can you stomach?
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You say tomato, i say tomato but it doesn't make that much sense when you read it.
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Don't just assume i'm crazy. let this wedding album i photoshopped you into speak for itself.
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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? they go back and re-herse.
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In peak internet move, baby arms are being compared to bread rolls
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How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? defeated
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What is shulk from xenoblade's favorite thing to type? back slash!
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My formula for relief: why i stopped breastfeeding
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What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians a drummer
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What is something we all lost? the game
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Can marriage education help army marriages with infidelity?
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Uber didn't tell its drivers in singapore their cars had been recalled
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What happens when you put 500,000 people's dna online
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3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks.
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This moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines
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My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. that came out of nowhere.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? he had him newt-ered.
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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? you want some beef?
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10 affordable cities where luxury apartments are within your reach (photo)
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How will alabama gov. kay ivey explain a roy moore vote to little girls?
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Belly fat linked with higher heart disease, cancer risks
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Chilling psa reminds us that human trafficking victims are exploited in our neighborhoods
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Ex-seaworld trainer reveals 'stupid' company lie to jon stewart
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Knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget
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Elizabeth gilbert posts touching tribute after partner rayya elias dies
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The 8 best online magazines for those who love decor, crafts and all things home (photos)
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Jimmy kimmel goes back in time to give baby donald trump some much-needed advice
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How do you get gum out of hair? cancer -i'm sorry-
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How do you know when a mongol is level? he's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
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Birth rate plunges, projected to reach lowest level in decades
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If it goes so fast then for g-d's sake, let me enjoy it now!
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Trump’s lawyers argue the president is too important for state court
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Why did wolverine stop checking his e-mail? he kept forgetting his logan and password.
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Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... i thought it was a nice jester...
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Have you heard of probability before? the student replied, probably
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Cheating spouse: updated ashley madison app helps cheaters keep affairs hidden
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'it gets better' launches inspiring new project to celebrate 5th birthday
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Entertainment weeklies are cozying up to trump first family
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Q&a with halfway producer jonny paterson on the producer life
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Tweeters rip 'zombie' donald trump over 'listening session' cheat sheet
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To sleep, perchance to dream, that is the medical question
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What do koreans need when they take out the dog? oven mitts
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Deutsche bank won't expand in north carolina because of anti-lgbt law
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Police launch investigation after video appears to show cop shoving man in wheelchair into street
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Why did they invent the shopping cart? to teach women to walk on their hind legs.
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I'm thinking of writing a mystery novel... or am i?
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20 common grilling mistakes you won't ever make again
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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? atrophy.
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Where you should travel based on your astrological sign
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Are you a whore? because you are priceless to me.
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This quirky coke bottle with a secret is bringing us joy right now
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People with epilepsy see the opportunity and they seize in it.
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Uppsite: from web to mobile in two minutes
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Dandelion greens recipes: how to cook the bitter leaves (photos)
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A termite walks into a bar... and asks, is the bartender here?.
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Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect.
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I hate spelling errors. you mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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Most people don't know how to read a sunscreen label
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