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If cultivation is allowed: Home Depot/Lowes could possibly be affected.
Maybe short CXW which operates some private prisons in California.
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From an economic perspective, how is it supposed to boost the stock?
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You lost a liberal arts degrees average yearly salary betting Apple would go to 200? WTF
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My favorite one so far
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I cannot fathom the level of autism it took for you to place this bet.
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This is definitely the outright worst ... |
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don’t u just hate it when you go to take a shit and come back, and the zionists and the global elites have established a new world order ��
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or when trump is taking a shit and tweets that this is happening then SPY dumps to 270 in 5 mins
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290 high profile families will NOT be having tendies tonight.
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real rich people don't change their lifestyle because they lost only 1M
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They also don't invest in chumps like him.
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Apparently, this guy has written books about ... |
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Everything you just wrote gave me an erection that has yet to deflate. I'm all the way up.
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Always nice when the pros back-up your bullish thesis. I guess if they are wrong we will all ride this bitch down together.
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>Always nice whe... |
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Pump more MU, short INTC, Long YUM. Gonna refinance my Corolla to make those gains.
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What’s your dd on YUM
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My lunch
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Hmm how much you weigh?
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289.6 and will be going to the new Taco Bell nea... |
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Kiss my $25k in calls goodbye
edit: proof for the doubters: https://imgur.com/a/so395Ju
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Start buying iTunes gift cards now. That way you'll have plenty ready when the IRS calls
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Common phone scam.. some guy claims he's an officer with the IRS and someone will come arrest you if you don't go to RiteAid and buy $5,000 worth of g... |
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haha
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I know you're trolling, but the same thing happened to me in 2016 when WSB was shilling penny stocks. I lost $5k in a couple months at 18 years old because I listened to WSB. I did own a like 500 AMD shares though, I shoulda held
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Did you... |
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globally, ... |
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As if I can afford anything but some cheap chinaphone
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Implying that the iPhone isn’t a Chinaphone
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*cheap* Chinaphone
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You can get a high quality iPhone 3 on ebay for 20 bucks. Very hip
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So long $AAPL?
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Nah. They’ll each be one of the ruling clans we’ll have to choose to pledge our allegiance to.
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All in AMZN.
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Seriously this. Amazon has lots of experience managing a huge army of low-educated employees. There is no way Google has the mus... |
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You've got two options now:
Chase your high and lose most of that in other risky plays on the market in the coming months.
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Diversify into solid stocks and ETFs and retire in 5 years, that's seriously life changing money at your age and you should now be thinking defensively.
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always limi
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What if I wait for Market to open and then place market order?
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You'll risk paying more than you wanted to.
Limit orders stay open until filled or when you say to stop looking and they limit what you'll pay. It's better to b... |
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lol just found this sub and started following.
I almost always have open orders for Snap puts. It's one of the few things in the market I have faith in.
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Day to day fluctuations or what?
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I'll just put in an order for a strike at o... |
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Trump is like one of those WSB users who accidentally got rich except somehow more autistic
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> WSB users who accidentally got rich except somehow more autistic
This is exactly why wsb users should never run for office
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Or inherit money
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Lol it was a one time thing, I panicked because I clicked the wrong option. I underwrite loans so I don't deal with trading, don't work at a big bank.
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Sure thing kid. Anyone who's ever used an ATM machine before would know the difference between deposit and wit... |
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He lost 12% of those tendies to inflation since his initial investment dumbass nigga
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These ... |
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Thanks for posting this.
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>Does anyone actually read this? I assume most people here just go " lel JNIG moon yacht Lisa Su blowjob faggot Autism AYYYMD" and then bet on JDST
Snek kek
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Honest question, is this really a document prepared b... |
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Just say nigger we all know it’s what you mean by the n-word and now you make us all have to say it in our heads because your too much of a pussy too say it yourself
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My advice is don't make a habit of it so you accidentally say it on a conference call
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When it comes to investments there are some people that are extremely risk averse and will only put their money into guaranteed, low-return assets. On the opposite side of the spectrum is this subreddit.
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> there are some people that are extremely risk av... |
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omg RIP monday 123,000 thats like all of them considering they make 2 a month or some shit
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Holy shit I should I have the bankruptcy puts everyone was on about
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Jan 2020 Tesla 20 puts are fucking 2 hundred dollars a piece. And there are hundred... |
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TSLA went up 2.5% today. It looks like the more you short sell TSLA, the more it goes up.
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To be truthful Tesla has made me the most money out of every ticker. Enron Musk is my hero.
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>Enron Musk
This nickname needs to catch on right now.
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Did you use wizdaddy?
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Nah I just picked a ticker off the anticipated earnings sheet and after 10 minutes of DD I developed a position and stuck with it.
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Can u eli5? What's a ticker where do u get the earnings sheet, you know DD as well ... |
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?
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Amazon Fresh and Automated Stores are a few tiny experiment pilot programs that Amazon plans to afford to fail 99 to 1, as long as they get 1 big success out of them. Amazon doesn't have any immediate overhaul plans for Whole Foods either - the stores are running the same as y... |
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Happy Cake Day Logicalthinking247! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.
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Go suck a dick, bot!
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My WSB reaction: this is complete homophobic poppycock. He’s only ditching NFLX and FB to avoid FAGMAN.
My measured reaction: there seems to be more and more love being thrown toward MSFT as of late. Seems to be gaining more and more steam awaiting a pop. Intriguing. If there’s an... |
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Boss said I'll be let go if I don't stop screeching and using company resources to print and distribute headshots of Su Bae.
Edit: holy fuck we just broke $15
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Fuck that guy. You don't need negativity like that in your life
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And he doesn't n... |
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
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Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Lol pretty cool. What was the... |
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Why dont they just poison Putin and say they didnt do it.
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I imagine he might be a difficult fellow to get close to.
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Deliver poison on missile
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All in $dfen
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Currently getting fucked by $BA dip.
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He's going to talk so much shit to these EU negotiators. I hope somebody records that hilarity. Trump hates the EU
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I do too. Fuck the European Union. Its just one giant anti-european conglomerate. And by European im talking about the natives of Europe that the E... |
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Why would you do 65C rather than 60C.....
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Cuz I'm a retarded autist. I'm kinda regretting it now lol. Should have went with 60
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You can still sell and switch...assuming you have PDT enabled
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No. Strike two.
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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don't fuck with a judge, but people need to suck it up about trolling
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Haven't seen the new season yet. I heard "Erlich Bachman" and closed it. Hopefully no major plot is spoiled.
Thanks, faggot.
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Jon Snow dies
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Too bad Game of Thrones isn't that great of a show. Stopped watching after 2 seasons.
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This dude went from selling books to taking over the fucking world. Maniac.
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And I love it. LateStageCapitalism has a boner for hating a self made man like Bezos. He was poor as fuck when he started(just like they are) and made something out of his own garage(whe... |
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RAD is shit. Company is worth cents. Acquisition won't do shit either
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Ah, how much did you short?
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I don't short yet. Not comfortable enough for that. However, I can read fundamentals. And y'all are fucking dumb if you have checked Rite ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Good post. I love this sub.
<|eot_id|><|assistant|>
I've been an asshole and interested in the stock market my whole life, so when I found this sub I was like WOW. I BELONG.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
From an asshole to a fag, we’ve all been grown.
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Thanks bro. ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
But where are your Fibonacci spirals??? I can't accept these charts without the magic seashells of prophecy.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
I used fibs to work this out around 18 months ago, funny you should mention that.
EDIT - I am not showing my workings, this is not maths class.
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard worke... |
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Cash out now before you're down 1000%
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If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
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They are realIzed loss... |
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True 100% WSB meme portfolio . This is gonna end very well.Salute boyz.
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Diversification is for people without mental disorders.
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Why not sell some way OTM covered calls too?
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That's the plan. Going to do a bull spread o... |
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FAKE NEWS. I watched the rally. He was talking about before EU agreement. This is nothing new.
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Hoping you're right..
Edit: If you click the link from the guy who responded to me, he talks about the tariffs around 46 minutes in, not the timestamp he gave. ... |
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Have you even withdrawn any of it?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Yes clearly i have withdrawn most of it.
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For the photo or to spend?
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Spend. I bought a new motorcyle and car from this
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you didnt buy a "new" any thing with 16k yo... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
VIX drops pretty quickly in these situations if you believe the worst is over. It could be back under 10 next Friday.
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Lit, my puts expire on V day. If they hit 10 by then I'm looking at a 7 bagger
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>asking for a friend
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Buy AMC. Their new A-list subscription pass is gonna benefit from MoviePass’s demise
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It’s not a bad deal except it only works on amc
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Yes, but you can also go to 3d and IMAX with A List
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People still watch 3d?
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Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
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i'm sure they're dying to hear from him.
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If said "rich republican banker friends" rea... |
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>"Of course, investing isn’t supposed to be like this"
Maybe if you're a pussy.
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Are you a cactus?
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No.
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....how about now?
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Yes.
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Ytd I have lost roughly 1.85 million bucks trying to yolo on the short side. Overall I’m down about about 20% on my portfolio. Seriously fuck sfix run up and all the irrationality of the market this year.
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The bots bro... The bots.
I'll leave this here though...
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Looks like it’s back to Sprint for you
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More like cricket wireless
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More like no service
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More like a rotary phone
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More like a paper cup phone
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Fucking Morse code
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Technically his investment is worth market price. So next time he goes out for a mortgage loan he could put his spinners up for collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my 80$ MU calls 12/21? I’m getting desperate
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Technically your investment is worth market price. So n... |
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AyyMD to the MOON
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The ONE time I decide to short AMD this shit happens.
My puts are down 97% jesus fucking christ
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what’s the expiration date and strike price? If it’s like $10 you should be fine if the date is months out imo
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All i can think of is the dude who borrowed $200k+ to buy Tesla shares waiting for the $420 buyout
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If he's not a weakhanded chode, he going to make a fuck ton of $$$ after 3Q earnings.
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One would think you would be tired of being so wrong whil... |
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Unsure if subtle troll..
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Checking post history just confused me if it was even more. Demon worshiping sugar baby, would love for her to stick around.
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Yes I work with spirits. It's actually very common.
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Worlds longest downhill?
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Must’ve been on I-70 on the way back.
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I've been as far west as KC and as far east as Indy, although mostly in IL and 70 is flat as fuck. Maybe around the Ozarks but even then it's not that bad. Mostly cut into the hi... |
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Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Wtf is Whataburger? Is it like In-N-Out for non Californians
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Boy I tell ya hwhat, you git yerself down to t... |
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You're shorting oil after two ICBM tests by axis-of-evil nations?
That's a bold strategy Cotton.
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I'm seeing 53.12 as of 9:30am, that's a gain of roughly 12k if my paper and pencil math is correct
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Cashed out at 53.07.
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How the heck did he buy at $3.10? It hasn't been that low since Monday morning. Unless.... he already had them...
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I think he brought them on Monday immediately after their convo.
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"Yo, hit you later. Gotta visit the bathroom."
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EPS: $5.07 vs. $2.50, as estimated, according to Thomson Reuters
Revenue: $52.9 billion vs. $53.41 billion, as estimated, according to Thomson Reuters
AWS revenue: $6 billion vs. $4.1 billion last year, according to FactSet
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This is all fun and games until April 2019 when you have a monthly payment on top of ~$8k in taxes that you didn't plan on. Best of luck OP.
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If OP doesn’t immediately pay off the loan and put away the 8k taxes he deserves to lose everything
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Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
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It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bor... |
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How do some people not understand the gravity of their fucking actions. $3000 and hes going to spend 20 years in fucking jail. He's just 24 years old, he ruined his fucking life for no reason.
Its honestly sad as shit.
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Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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Holy fuck. Snapchat has about 300 million active monthly users. About half of that are daily users. The 158 million ... |
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I'm fucking dead, apparently 1.5 mil of it was his family and friends: https://www.reddit.com/r/tradeXIV/comments/7vi6oa/xiv_after_hours/dtsqgvj/
Dude better start hiding soon
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[I already made my WSB post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihn... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
sell the dip buy the bubble.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Then after the bubble pops, sell the dip
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Then after the buoys sell, bubble the dip
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Finally hang yourself
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FANG yourself?
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Hi /r/all
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Hello. I’m confused and don’t have any money but I like memes that pop.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Same here, I’ve never laughed so hard at a joke I didn’t get
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Yeah, this was the hardest I’ve laughed at **anything** on Reddit in a long lo... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Can we all agree that a shit ton of pre-teens will ask their parents to buy SnapChat's stock, and show powerpoints and whatnot to their parents?
I'm buying as soon as it hits market, and setting a 2% trail after a 5% gain.
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You mean after the banks get it, incre... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
I fucking hate how predictable this dude is
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Yeah, we previously had a president that would cry on TV every time a school was shot up while saying we have to "do more and reach compromise" every time. Certainly Trump is deeply predictable comparatively.
For exa... |
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>Because of the recalls, its vehicle margin, a gauge of how much the company makes on each car it sells, plummeted to ***negative 24%.***
WTF. lmao. F to the CEO of NIO.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
How tf do you make negative 24% on a sale of a vehicle. This company is doomed.
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Where does one get the info to make such gains as well?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
No info needed. It's JNUG. It will go up quickly or go down quickly.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Yeah, but how did you know that
<|eot_id|><|user|>
OP didn't. It was a gamble. That's why he said he tossed it in. ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
I am an accountant ill crunch some numbers for you. 2000*165=330000. Yikes, I wish I could give you some decent advice on a way out of this.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
The way out is Monday morning's price. If it's below 165, I'll actually make money, but if it gaps up, I'm cucked $2,000... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
You have a degenerate uncle who wants a loan too?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Nephew delete this
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Don't worry Uncle Marty, the bail money is in the mail.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
About damn time smh
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How are the tendies?
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Ban this guy if he doesn't all in snap calls tomorrow
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Imagine how fucking depressed this sub will be if snap goes up and everyone bought puts.
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Honestly only one of three things will happen:
1. SNAP tanks and my puts tenbag my portfolio... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Robinhood and /r/rstocks
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Name a shittier duo
<|eot_id|><|user|>
David Ortiz and Steroids?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?
<|eot_id|><|assistant|>
Hillary Clinton and an email server?
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Even now people are talking about buying the dip.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Literally what I'm doing. You would be too if you were smart (we know you aren't tho). Go buy more MU calls.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
It's like they have no idea that production is steadily over 5k/week. I actually do... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Ugh. I don’t know. I mean I did stop by the other week and used their giant touchscreen ordering kiosks.
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They were slow but I didn’t have to repeat myself or speak Spanish to get my order taken (your mileage may vary).
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Overall the experience was smooth other than the small ... |
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<|eot_id|><|assistant|>
Okay... literally a tweet is moving it 20%...? I think this might be a good shorting opportunity. Next scary market day, this thing should tank... right?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
It's actually probably a great buy down here at $12-13. Given back all the gains after Oprah got in, an... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Take the loss now. You only have one day until expiration, and it will take a fucking serious crash just to make your options move. Even if the SPX doesn't move, you'll just keep losing more money as time goes on until it's worthless. I don't remember which greek it is, but every t... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
why the fuck would a website ban like 70% of their own content...
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Because someone in a decisioning making spot decided to ride their moral high horse, without regard to if it was a good idea or not
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Or Apple pulled their app due to the porn..... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
He also framed a business owner with rape so he could take over his company
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Can you send me proof/link? Not that I don’t believe you, but that’s a bold claim.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Sure.
[Alexander Pantages](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Pantages) w... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
protecting US manufacturers he wants them to buy more american stuff
<|eot_id|><|user|>
So short Canada?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
i think they will make a deal
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Look at which side has the most to lose, in each of these bilateral trade relationships. It ain't the US... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
I can't place it but there is something seriously wrong with her face.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Eyes?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
It’s worse than just the eyes, it’s like her entire face is a textbook proof of the Uncanny Valley.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Dolls are considered beautiful in Asia, all... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
https://imgur.com/gallery/sgQMJuc
I should’ve cashed out and blew everything on material items
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Shit. I could’ve bought multiple Rolex’s for what I blew on MU. They would a) be way more fun and b) could probably sell most of them in a few years and walk away ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
When nvidia has been trading sideways for the last month
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Really hoping that it being the end of the triple witching and closing above $250 helps us moving into next week.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Considering I have OTM calls that expire this week I legit need a day ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Not gonna lie though this scene was powerful as fuck.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
what movie?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Interstellar. Worth a watch if you haven't seen it.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Excellent thanks man.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
No worries dude.
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Im coming back Mu... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
The day china realizes they can manufacture and sell weapons to saudi arabia for profit cheaper than we can is the day america is officially screwed
<|eot_id|><|user|>
'Merican military quality can't be matched.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
In sure they said the same about the greeks, roma... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Sell it depending on strike and expiration. And FYI, that Facebook kid had 168 contracts. Not 1.
<|eot_id|><|user|>
i’m on robinhood and when I go to sell it A. I’m confused and B. it’s saying I need more collateral?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Please post your exact position. That would ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Position: 1957.5 weekly @2.50
https://imgur.com/a/usYrZZJ
Sold it before close at 42
<|eot_id|><|user|>
possibly noob question, when did you buy this call and for how much?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
It tells you the price be bought it for in the photo. Avg price $2.50 per contract, ... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
nice. daily post now?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Whenever I have time tbh
<|eot_id|><|user|>
daily it is
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Nope
E: Downvote all you want, I do this at my leisure.
<|eot_id|><|assistant|>
I appreciate you man.
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
[Can someone translate these documents?] (https://imgur.com/a/Ic8hTIs)
Supposedly has something to do with iPhone sales.
Thanks.
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One of the points says that Huawei employees will be fined for buying Apple products. This is nothing more than jingoism from... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
OP 'bout to get fired
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Full time WSBer in the making
<|eot_id|><|user|>
"I have $800 in my Robinhood account and want to day trade full-time what are my next steps?"
<|eot_id|><|user|>
I have $189.76 in my robinhood account and want to day trade full-time. Wha... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Fuck the dumbass loan why are you googling if you can overdose on listerine?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
One time when I was a little kid, like 8-9 years old, me and my neighbor decided to go on a hike through the woods behind our house. He said he'd bring something to drink if I brought s... |
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
Why do you hate /u/__rosebud__?
<|eot_id|><|user|>
Because he's gay and I suspect he may have a bigger dick than me
<|eot_id|><|user|>
He definitely has a bigger dick than you
<|eot_id|><|user|>
I've asked for proof and have yet to receive the report. This is unconfirmed.
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<|eot_id|><|user|>
I can imagine a hot girl matching with you, asking your portfolio size, then unmatching after hearing you complain about the $25k PDT rule.
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Maybe. I'd imagine a girl going on a date with me first and opening my RH account while I'm in the bathroom. Then proceedi... |
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