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Sure, it’s like armor, but you can see the excellent result for yourself:
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| &&*,*&& | &&*,*&& |
| \~/ | \v/ |
| _ ) _ | _ ) _ |
| / /V\ \ | / /V\ \ |
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| _'| |`_ | _'| |`_ |
|___________________|___________________|
Of course, you may be crippled for life, especially if you exceed the 18 hours, but you’ll LOOK great!
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bowing:
bowing to a commoner:
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bowing to royalty:
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I was thinking about the chess game I played recently when my queen bit the dust after an elegant move from my opponent.
Royalty bows to Royalty:
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7*\, vvvv
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bridge: