| ,text,character |
| 0,"Okay, meet me at the bar in fifteen minutes, and Suit up!</p><h",0 |
| 1,"Where's your suit!? Just once when I say suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit.",0 |
| 2,It was a blazer!,0 |
| 3,"Ted, I'm going to teach you how to live. (Ted's shocked) Barney, we met at the urinal.",0 |
| 4,"Good! And as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game called... "Have you met Ted?"",0 |
| 5,"Wai-no, no, no. We're not playing "Have You Met Ted?"",1 |
| 6,Aw-honey. Champagne! (hands it to Marshall),2 |
| 7,"No, but dibs. Where's that champagne? I wanna drink a toast with my fiancé.",3 |
| 8,"I don't know why I was so scared of this. Pretty easy right? (Pops cork, hit's Lily's eye)",3 |
| 9,It's always been "don't even think about it till you're thirty",1 |
| 10,"Hit me? Please, this guy could barely even spank me in bed for fun. He's all like, (hits ice in bag using to cover eye) "Oh, did that hurt?" and I'm like, "Come on, let me have it you pansy!" (realizes) Wow, complete stranger.",2 |
| 11,"Oh, I can't. I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday. Some guys attempting to make a big (cut) so my news is covering it.",4 |
| 12,(comes back laughing) De-wait for it-nied! Denied!,0 |
| 13,Wow that is one bad-ass blue French horn.,4 |
| 14,Sort of looks like a... Smurf penis.,1 |
| 15,Can quote obscure lines from "Ghostbusters"?,3 |
| 16,(flirting) I can take them off your hands.,1 |
| 17,"Come on, no purple tuba?",1 |
| 18,"No. The moment wasn't right. (They sigh) Look, this woman could be my future wife; I want our first kiss to be amazing.",1 |
| 19,I can't believe you're still not wearing a SUIT!,0 |
| 20,She didn't even give me the signal.,1 |
| 21,"(on TV)...persuaded him to reconsider at which point the man came down off the ledge, giving this bizarre story a happy ending. Reporting from",4 |
| 22,"(on TV) Metro One News, back to you bill.",4 |
| 23,"I never do anything crazy! I'm always waiting for the moment! Planning the moment! Well she's leaving tomorrow this may be the only moment I'm goanna get! I gotta do what that guy couldn't, I gotta take the leap! Okay not a perfect metaphor, for me it's fall in love and get married-for him it's... death.",1 |
| 24,Word up!,3 |
| 25,"Alright, but under one condition.",0 |
| 26,"go, go, GO! (looks to his friends. Shrugs) Everybody brings flowers.",1 |
| 27,(Exhales) Okay. Moment of truth. Wish me luck. (Exhales),1 |
| 28,"Kiss her, Ted. Kiss her good.",2 |
| 29,I've got five dogs.,4 |
| 30,No!,2 |
| 31,Go back in there!,3 |
| 32,You're wearing a suit!,0 |
| 33,"Hi! (Silence) I was just uh-(hold up Smurf Penis, aka French Horn)",1 |
| 34,Come on up.,4 |
| 35,Would you like those olives with some Gin and Vermouth?,4 |
| 36,But you like olives!,0 |
| 37,"Well, I was eighteen, okay? I was a virgin. Been waiting for my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives.",3 |
| 38,I think I like your "Olive Theory".,4 |
| 39,I think I like your French Horn.,1 |
| 40,I think I like your nose.,4 |
| 41,I think I'm in love with you.,1 |
| 42,What?,4 |
| 43,"Yeah, I'm scared, okay? But when I think about spending the rest of my life with Lily... committing forever, no other women (Lily appears behind Marshall in the open window) doesn't scare me at all. I'm marrying that girl. (Lily pops her head in from the window. Marshall turns around) Lily. Lily, I like olives.",3 |
| 44,"So Orlando, you goanna hit Disney World?",1 |
| 45,Olives. Thanks. I love you. What's wrong with me?,1 |
| 46,"Why are we still sitting here? Let's go! We can still make last call. What do you say Lil? (Pirate Accent) Yo, ho ho and a bottle o' rum? (Silence) 'Cuz you're a pirate...",0 |
| 47,"Okay, eye patch gone-(takes eye patch off and throws it at Barney) And we can't just abandon Ted. If it doesn't go well up there he's gonna need some support.",2 |
| 48,It's been like twenty minutes. You think they're doin' it?,3 |
| 49,Doggie style. (Laughs),3 |
| 50,I had this girl in college; she had a golden retriever-,0 |
| 51,"Oh, um-two blocks (comes out) that way (points) and take a right.",4 |
| 52,Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.,4 |
| 53,"Guys, trust me. I've seen the signal. That was not the signal.",1 |
| 54,I think I'm in love with you.,1 |
| 55,What?,4 |
| 56,"So you're not goanna call her? You went from, "I think I'm in love with you" to "I'm not gonna call her?"",3 |
| 57,Hey!,4 |
| 58,"Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming, he's just looking for something a little bit more serious than I am. I mean the most I can handle right now is something casual. This just stays between us, right?",4 |
| 59,You waited five minutes to tell me that?,2 |
| 60,No-calling's not casual! I just gotta bump into her somewhere. If only I knew her schedule I could arrange a "chance" encounter.,1 |
| 61,Not slightly.,2 |
| 62,"And on the pursuit of a stuffed purple giraffe. (Ted appears behind her, leaves nervously) From Metro News One, I'm Robin Scherbatsky. (News report ends)",4 |
| 63,(To cameraman) Thanks. (Notices Ted) Ted?,4 |
| 64,"(on Phone) Yeah, well you and Lily might wanna put some clothes on. We're throwing a party in two hours. Okay, bye (hangs up)",1 |
| 65,We do it up there sometimes.,3 |
| 66,"Solid plan, my little friend.",0 |
| 67,"No, come on not this.",1 |
| 68,(On Phone) Robin.,4 |
| 69,"(on Phone) no I got stuck at work, but they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.",4 |
| 70,"(on Phone) Yeah, they let him keep all the toys. He was in there a long time and little kids have smaller bladders.",4 |
| 71,(On Phone) I wish your party was tonight.,4 |
| 72,"She said she works with Carlos, who's Carlos?",0 |
| 73,"So, it's over between me-and-works with Carlos girl.",0 |
| 74,"Thanks, bro (walks away)",0 |
| 75,"What the-no, no, no, no-come on!",1 |
| 76,"Sorry, Ted. (Goes up)",3 |
| 77,"Hey, ain't no thing but a chicken wing mamacita. (To Lily and Marshall) WHO AM I?",1 |
| 78,"Sorry, baby, I gotta work. I need all my bl*od (points to brain) up here. Has anybody seen an introduction to contract work institution statutes from 1865 to 1923? (Silence) Anybody seen a big-ass book?",3 |
| 79,Who? Who invited you? No one even know who you are!,0 |
| 80,so you threw all these parties for me?,4 |
| 81,"She's still talking to Carlos. I can still win this, it's not over.",1 |
| 82,"Okay, buddy, time for the "tough-talk". Robin seems great. But let's look at the facts, you wanna get married and right now there's a million women in New York looking for exactly you, but Robin ain't one of them.",2 |
| 83,"like-let's fall in love, and get married and have kids and drive them to soccer practice.",4 |
| 84,(laughs) It's a great look. But you're looking at the wrong girl.,4 |
| 85,There's no off switch.,4 |
| 86,"Yes-it is (they kiss long) No it's not. You're right, there's no off switch. God I wish there was an off switch.",1 |
| 87,So (They mutter together. Then laugh),1 |
| 88,I'm not sure I like her.,0 |
| 89,At least let me buy you a beer. Come on I'll buy everyone a beer.,1 |
| 90,"I'll help carry. You know something, Ted?",4 |
| 91,"Hi, Have you met Ted?",4 |
| 92,No it doesn't.,1 |
| 93,Wait so when you said you were going to "pick someone up at the airport". You meant you were going to "pick someone up at the airport".,1 |
| 94,"Don't say "legendary", okay? You're too liberal with the word legendary.",1 |
| 95,"Unless it's the end of the night, then you get on anything.",2 |
| 96,Heyow!,4 |
| 97,"(peeking over his shoulder) Oh. Oh, hello!",2 |
| 98,"No, Barney. Don't you get on that escalator! And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!",1 |
| 99,"(on Phone. Singing) What's up, Ted?",3 |
| 100,(on Phone) That is awesome.,3 |
| 101,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, the seatbelt light is on.",1 |
| 102,"God, I'm so sorry.",4 |
| 103,So what brings you guys to Philly?,1 |
| 104,(To Barney) So great.,1 |
| 105,(On Phone) I...I didn't ask.,3 |
| 106,(On Phone) G-g-g-going to Philly!,3 |
| 107,(On Phone) But we're on an adventure!,3 |
| 108,"Barney, I am going to k*ll you.",1 |
| 109,"Look, this is all just... it's a misunderstanding.",1 |
| 110,We are international businessmen...,0 |
| 111,We at least get to call our lawyer.,1 |
| 112,You had to play the race card.,1 |
| 113,"Relax, Ted. We didn't do anything wrong. And, B.T.W, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt. (Ted turns his head to face away from Barney)",0 |
| 114,(On Phone) Don't come to Philly.,1 |
| 115,"(On Phone) Man, I'm almost half way there!",3 |
| 116,"(On Phone With Ted) Sorry, Buddy, two against one. (hangs up)",3 |
| 117,"Oh, damn it! (Takes ring off and places it in her pocket, upset)",2 |
| 118,(On Phone) Lily's phone.,4 |
| 119,Just fending up the advances of that totally hot guy.,2 |
| 120,"(Gives in) Oh, I know that guy is gay. Just Marshall and I have been together for nine years. I haven't been single since high school.",2 |
| 121,"If, by "Coffee" you mean "Cheesecake", then yes.",4 |
| 122,We're going to the airport.,1 |
| 123,"Bong, bong...",0 |
| 124,"Why do I hang out with you? Why? All I wanted was to have a regular beer, in a regular bar with my regular friends, in my regular city!",1 |
| 125,"No, I'm not.",1 |
| 126,"Thanks, Leonard. Ted, you're missing out on a valuable life lesson!",0 |
| 127,Right? Right?,1 |
| 128,"Yes, hello, Barney.",1 |
| 129,"Aaah, point is. I seem to like bourbon now. I could have sworn I hated bourbon. First the shirt, now bourbon. I spent twenty-seven years making up my mind about things, right? The movie I saw once in Haden, the city I'll never go back to because it was raining the day I visited. Maybe it's time to start forming some second impressions...",1 |
| 130,"(Laughs) Not Goonies, girls. What if there's someone from my past, who I thought was wrong for me at the time, but in fact she, like my shirt, is actually a perfect fit?",1 |
| 131,Steph...,1 |
| 132,"Wow, okay... how many did you make?",1 |
| 133,And my bathing suit had fallen completely off.,1 |
| 134,Uh...no.,1 |
| 135,"So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hotdog cart. Today a delicious hotdog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.",4 |
| 136,"Oh, search your soul, Robin. You and I both know this wasn't about the money. Sure, Metro News One pays you jack and hey, a little green salad on the side's good for you, me and Mr. McGee.",0 |
| 137,"Well baby really likes, is the thrill of pulling one over on those bean counters, who under appreciate you and still haven't promoted you. And for two more hundy-sticks, baby's going to look in the camera and say this (Whispers in her ear)",0 |
| 138,(sighs) I gotta get back to work. See ya.,4 |
| 139,Bye.,2 |
| 140,I don't know!,1 |
| 141,Did you sleep with her sister?,0 |
| 142,I don't know.,1 |
| 143,"Natalie! Hey, Happy Birthday! (Scene splits in two to show he's leaving a message on her machine) Listen... you're awesome. You really are... awesome. I'm just like super busy right now, so... maybe we should just... call it a day. But you're awesome.",1 |
| 144,"Yeah, dude, email!",3 |
| 145,Thank you.,2 |
| 146,"Okay, it was childish and stupid, I just...I didn't want to see her cry.",1 |
| 147,"Well, I think Natalie deserves better.",2 |
| 148,Better. There's no better in breaking up. There's only less awful. A cliché's a cliché for a reason. It's comforting.,3 |
| 149,"It doesn't matter, I already told her I am ready for a commitment, so... oh, my god... there's no way out... I'm going to have to marry her.",1 |
| 150,"Mm... Mm! Six words! You... look... fat... in... those... jeans..., you're free to go.",0 |
| 151,Why? What is so horrible about that?,2 |
| 152,"Yeah, you have better chances of winning the lottery.",2 |
| 153,"Exactly, you wouldn't take it personally if you lost the lottery.",1 |
| 154,I have to do the mature thing.,1 |
| 155,Want to talk mature? I just wrapped up a live newscast by honking my own boobs.,4 |
| 156,"Look, uh, Natalie there's something I have to say.",1 |
| 157,"It's an honor to tell your story, Henry.",4 |
| 158,You planned that?,3 |
| 159,It's... ineffable.,1 |
| 160,"Oh, god what's going on?",1 |
| 161,"Told the truth, turns out the truth has a mean round house kick.",1 |
| 162,"Oh, man.",3 |
| 163,Please can we please have one person in this whole bar who didn't see it?,4 |
| 164,"I really thought I was going the good way this time. I guess there is no good way. Sometimes no matter how hard you try to do the right thing, you just end up flat on your back flailing around in a big pile of horse crap!",1 |
| 165,"Okay, what does "VIP" stand for in your universe?",4 |
| 166,... I know that the "P" is penis.,0 |
| 167,"I don't know, I just felt embarrassed. Claire is my age, and she and her husband do all these classy grownup stuff. Maybe we should start doing some grownup stuff.",2 |
| 168,"(Laughs) Yeah, but it wasn't classy. Maybe we should have a wine tasting party.",2 |
| 169,"I like wine. I like tasting. You know I can party, let's do it. Let's rock it, maturity style!",3 |
| 170,"Ever since then she's been signing him up for book clubs, cooking classes...",1 |
| 171,"So, no. Lily and Marshall will not be doing this.",1 |
| 172,"Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love?",1 |
| 173,"Oh, you are gonna love Kelly. She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment.",4 |
| 174,"Translation, she's ugly, she's ugly, she ugs in the ugly.",0 |
| 175,Thank you.,1 |
| 176,(enters) And his hair was perfect.,0 |
| 177,Marshall and I are just growing up.,2 |
| 178,Question is: do these strategies ever not work for me? Either way the answer's "about half the time".,0 |
| 179,"Yeah, she's around somewhere. Let's go find her, I'll introduce you guys. Then I should probably dock into the VIP room, so stupid and arbitrary isn't it, who get's to be in VIP and who doesn't?",4 |
| 180,"(Subtitle) Okay, it's a little loud.",0 |
| 181,(Subtitle) You want to go somewhere we can talk?,1 |
| 182,"Why, you'd rather be out at some dance club, all noisy and sweaty with the... (Imitates music b*at). Is that what you want? (Imitates music b*at.)",2 |
| 183,(to guests) Let's start drinking!,2 |
| 184,Taxi!,3 |
| 185,Hey!,4 |
| 186,"I'm calling the owner, there's a guy in there who won't let me in to the stupid VIP room. What are you doing here?",4 |
| 187,"Thanks, I'll see ya.",3 |
| 188,Bye.,4 |
| 189,"Aah! Coat wench do not uncheck that man's jacket. Sorry, just being dramatic. You're not a wench.",3 |
| 190,"Aah! I put my ass and probably other parts of my body on the line to party with my bro. Now damn it, we're gonna party.",3 |
| 191,...Do you have...,3 |
| 192,a machine in...,0 |
| 193,The restroom.,0 |
| 194,"Yeah, these clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?",1 |
| 195,Well that you can't do. (Silence),4 |
| 196,But there's still one big question that needs to be answered.,1 |
| 197,(Yelling) I'M REALLY GLAD YOU GUYS CAME OUT TONIGHT.,1 |
| 198,"(Yelling) YOU KNOW DUDE, CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING? IT KIND OF HURT THAT YOU GUYS DIDN'T INVITE ME OUT (Lily's asleep on his shoulder) I MEAN I KNOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE I GOT ENGAGED BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO BE ASKED.",3 |
| 199,"Oh, my god...I'm going to barf. Where's my purse, where's my purse? (Sleeps) I'm okay.",2 |
| 200,IT'S A PLAN! HEY MAYBE IT'LL BE THAT CUTE COAT CHECK GIRL!,3 |
| 201,"YEAH, MAYBE IT WILL BE.",1 |
| 202,"You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse...",0 |
| 203,So why haven't we met him?,3 |
| 204,We're not really ready to go public yet.,4 |
| 205,How about we go about a Halloween double-date?,2 |
| 206,"I don't know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.",4 |
| 207,Your costumes came.,1 |
| 208,"Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween?",4 |
| 209,"Oh, on the off chance that that could happen, maybe we should stop calling her the Slutty Pumpkin.",2 |
| 210,Can't wait.,1 |
| 211,"So, what do you think?",3 |
| 212,"Wow! Marshall, you wearing eye liner?",1 |
| 213,What? She thought it was hilarious.,1 |
| 214,No thanks. I'm sticking with the hanging chad.,1 |
| 215,"Oh you're dangerous, Maverick. Your ego's writing check your body can't cash. OK. Here's the plan, and I crap you not. I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. Trust me, by the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.",0 |
| 216,<em>(to Barney as he walks by her out the door)</em> Whoo.,4 |
| 217,<em>(to Lily)</em> Nice outfit.,4 |
| 218,He's meeting me here. I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the Village. There are like a zillion gay pirates this year.,4 |
| 219,"Ah, everyone, this is Michael. Th-that is not his real hair.",4 |
| 220,This party sucks. There are seven chicks here.,0 |
| 221,"Relax, the night is young. It's gonna get better.",1 |
| 222,Arr-gyle.,2 |
| 223,Really tasty.,2 |
| 224,Hey.,0 |
| 225,Let's bail.,0 |
| 226,Really? That's the nickname now?,1 |
| 227,Of course I do. Why?,4 |
| 228,"Ah, Lily, you know me, I'm just not into all that couple-y stuff.",4 |
| 229,Are you trying to get me to join a cult?,4 |
| 230,"Robin, Mike likes you. If you don't start meeting him halfway, you're gonna lose him.",2 |
| 231,"OK, what am I supposed to do? Buy him a giant teddy bear or something?",4 |
| 232,How about you start by sharing dessert.,2 |
| 233,"No, there's a huge line. I don't want to miss the Slutty Pumpkin.",1 |
| 234,"So pee off the roof. Ooh, Ted, pee off the roof.",0 |
| 235,This is gonna be a slaughter. None of these other costumes even come close to ours.,3 |
| 236,I'm also a horny devil. (pointing to horns on top of head) Yeah.,0 |
| 237,I cannot get enough of it.,4 |
| 238,"No, no, no, I mean it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it? We love tiramisu. Is it really a group activity, loving tiramisu? Right?",4 |
| 239,"See there, hungry.",4 |
| 240,She might.,1 |
| 241,But how will you know it's me? I'm a master of disguise. Yeah.,0 |
| 242,Fine. Fine. (puts his flipper up towards Ted),0 |
| 243,"Oh, who cares, Marshall? We won!",2 |
| 244,"Hey. If you're here for the Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore.",1 |
| 245,"Man, that sucks.",1 |
| 246,Scoot.,4 |
| 247,Oh my God.,3 |
| 248,"I know, I'm still shaking.",2 |
| 249,What was it?,1 |
| 250,"Only the craziest, meanest looking mouse you've ever seen.",3 |
| 251,"I'm here with Ellen Pierce, New York's premiere matchmaker. Ellen, your company, Love Solutions boasts a 100% success rate. What's your secret?",4 |
| 252,We're signing up.,0 |
| 253,What?,1 |
| 254,"Gosh, thanks, Ellen. I sure hope this works. I'm so done with the single life, all the games, the meaningless sex.",0 |
| 255,"Oh my God, people do that.",0 |
| 256,It's bigger now. It's been feeding.,3 |
| 257,"Shh, shh, it's OK, it's over.",3 |
| 258,"But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.",3 |
| 259,What?,4 |
| 260,"Dude, is everything OK? You left the front door open.",1 |
| 261,"Oh, just play it cool. Don't Ted out about it.",2 |
| 262,"Hi, Ellen. Remember me? I'm Ted.",1 |
| 263,Hm.,1 |
| 264,"Yeah. When someone says you're gonna meet the perfect woman in three days, you gotta put that in your datebook, so...",1 |
| 265,There's a 9.6 right there.,1 |
| 266,He's a whole new species. The cockamouse.,2 |
| 267,Don't make it sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse.,3 |
| 268,"For as much as we know about the cockamousse, there are still so much we don't know.",3 |
| 269,Friday night?,1 |
| 270,"Wow, you're getting married. Congratulations.",1 |
| 271,"My friend, you just poked the bear.",3 |
| 272,Oh geez.,4 |
| 273,What?,1 |
| 274,Don't interfere. Some guy is expecting to marry this woman on Saturday.,2 |
| 275,"Calm down, I have a plan. I told my friend, Sudeep, about it. He wants to show it to the Columbia biology department. But it has to be alive.",3 |
| 276,Hello again.,1 |
| 277,Anything else?,1 |
| 278,"Wait, then you're still getting married.",1 |
| 279,But we're a 9.6.,1 |
| 280,You're right.,1 |
| 281,"Robin, open the window!",3 |
| 282,"Be free, mutant beast. I'll miss this private w*r of ours. I grew to admire your tenacious...Oh my God, it's headed this way.",3 |
| 283,Yes I will,1 |
| 284,This is my apartment.,2 |
| 285,"Lily, this is a Chinese restaurant.",4 |
| 286,"Yes, you know me?",2 |
| 287,"Yeah, the building would have had to give you some sort of notice.",3 |
| 288,"You sure about this, Ted?",3 |
| 289,"No, it's like it'll change everything. Oh, Ted, you are so screwed.",0 |
| 290,Dammit Past Ted,1 |
| 291,"Oh, nothing. Just sitting here, thinking about you, hot stuff.",4 |
| 292,Really? I always thought Shocky's coffee tasted kinda rusty.,3 |
| 293,"Yeah, she got you a nice new coffeemaker. How dare she!",4 |
| 294,"What, like buy a new sofa?",1 |
| 295,Bigger.,0 |
| 296,"Katie's here. OK, real quick, last night, epiphany! I realized what the world of dating needs. Ready? A lemon law.",0 |
| 297,"Man, Ted's been acting weird. He started labeling all his food. He even carved "Ted" into that block of cheese.",2 |
| 298,I don't know. But when he's ready to talk to me about it he'll come and talk to me about it.,3 |
| 299,He'll just let it fester under the surface until he does something big and passive-aggressive.,2 |
| 300,Exactly.,1 |
| 301,"Oh, so it's like that, is it?",1 |
| 302,"Well, I want it too.",3 |
| 303,"No, wrong, lemon law is awesome.",0 |
| 304,"OK, you're on a blind date, sitting across the table is that guy.",0 |
| 305,Hi.,4 |
| 306,Flip it.,3 |
| 307,Flip it.,3 |
| 308,We should probably figure that out.,3 |
| 309,Totally.,1 |
| 310,I know!,1 |
| 311,Do it again.,3 |
| 312,"Look. Here's why I should get the place. You and Lily, you get to be married. What do I get, right? I get to be unmarried, alone, minus two roommates. And on top of that I could be homeless. Does that seem fair?",1 |
| 313,It was the day we moved in.,1 |
| 314,"Just use this wood glue, it'll hold.",1 |
| 315,"Kevin, I'm so sorry. I have to go. My friend's been stabbed with a sword.",4 |
| 316,I stabbed Lily. I stabbed my fiancé.,3 |
| 317,"Come on, Marshall, do you really think she's still your fiancé? I'm kidding. Hey, I think you guys should have the apartment. Marshall: But you fought so bravely for it.",1 |
| 318,"I wasn't fighting for the apartment. I was fighting for...I don't know...for everything to stay the way it is. But I'm not gonna get that, so, seriously, take the place, it's yours.",1 |
| 319,Is she OK?,4 |
| 320,"What? You said she's fine. So, anyway, I was on date with this girl, Jackie.",0 |
| 321,But you're totally...,4 |
| 322,Just let him have this one.,1 |
| 323,That's us.,3 |
| 324,"Uh, you know, if I tried...",3 |
| 325,"Wait wait wait wait wait. I don't want that apartment. It's a boy apartment. It's full of swords and videogames, and kinda smells like dude. It's fine for now, but when we get married, I wanna start a new life with you in a new place.",2 |
| 326,Maybe it's the massive bl*od loss talking but I'm starving.,2 |
| 327,It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth.,3 |
| 328,"Yeah, no, it'll be fun.",2 |
| 329,"Yeah, no, shut up.",2 |
| 330,"Wait, so you're not going home for Thanksgiving.",4 |
| 331,"Oh, right, I forgot you guys are weird. You pronounce the word out, "oat"",1 |
| 332,"So, probably hanging out with Barney then?",4 |
| 333,Where are all my underpants?,3 |
| 334,Did you check your suitcase?,2 |
| 335,Here I am. (Lily raises her hand),2 |
| 336,"Well, that's funny because your brother throws like a girl.",2 |
| 337,"Guys, OK, look, I don't advertise it, but I volunteer here. I think it's important to help the less fortunate. I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.",0 |
| 338,"Come on, we just wanna help out.",4 |
| 339,Thank you. It'll go great with my...I just love it.,2 |
| 340,"Yeah, yeah yeah, no problem, it's halftime.",3 |
| 341,Go.,2 |
| 342,Thanks baby.,3 |
| 343,"OK, I finished the gummy bear layer of the salad. What's next?",2 |
| 344,This is crazy. When did it get so hard to do charity work?,1 |
| 345,I'm working on it. I'm gonna introduce you to that girl you've been staring at.,4 |
| 346,"Hi, I'm the aforementioned Ted, and this is...",1 |
| 347,... gone.,1 |
| 348,"Well, I've been...nothing. I do nothing.",1 |
| 349,"So, Amanda, what do you need us to do?",1 |
| 350,Got it. Consider it sorted.,1 |
| 351,"Hey, we're in business.",4 |
| 352,"Well, we haven't actually decided anything yet so...",3 |
| 353,"Oh, sure, in St. Cloud but our kids aren't gonna be growing up in St. Cloud. Right, baby?",2 |
| 354,"Hey, Amanda, what's this box for?",1 |
| 355,"Yeah, what's up?",0 |
| 356,That's my private personal business.,0 |
| 357,"Oh, you are evil.",1 |
| 358,"Kendall, ah, Kendall, Amanda is stealing Portobello mushrooms from homeless people.",1 |
| 359,Fantastic.,2 |
| 360,You can't fire a volunteer.,1 |
| 361,Volunteer of the year!,0 |
| 362,Surprisingly good.,4 |
| 363,"Thanks, Pete.",3 |
| 364,"OK, I'll tell you but before I do, promise me that we are not gonna move to St. Cloud, Minnesota, promise.",2 |
| 365,Just promise.,2 |
| 366,(to Pete) And hey!,2 |
| 367,"No, Barney, that's insane. Sir, would you like me to buy you a ticket to the buffet.",1 |
| 368,"Here you go, Walter. Happy Thanksgiving.",1 |
| 369,Thanksgiving in November. Weird.,4 |
| 370,"Uh, no thanks. You want some yams?",1 |
| 371,I'm Ted.,1 |
| 372,That's ridiculous.,0 |
| 373,"I'll say, she's going out with a billionaire.",2 |
| 374,"Yeah, $2000 a plate.",2 |
| 375,"$1500, Stop rounding up. And it's for third world hunger.",4 |
| 376,Bye.,2 |
| 377,"Hm. Yeah, I think it's pretty solid.",0 |
| 378,"OK, well, I'll get back to you.",3 |
| 379,That worked. I hate the world.,1 |
| 380,"Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.",0 |
| 381,"So, what? You want me to do a sh*t.",1 |
| 382,Oh no. I want you to do five shots.,0 |
| 383,"Oooh, more interesting.",3 |
| 384,"Guys, you are being immature and moronic and drink, drink, drink",2 |
| 385,"Let me tell you something about this brain, OK?",1 |
| 386,"This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain.",1 |
| 387,"OK, what the hell happened last night?",1 |
| 388,No dibs. (Lily puts index finger on her nose),2 |
| 389,Robin.,1 |
| 390,"Oh, bad idea.",3 |
| 391,"No, no, that's a great idea. That's the whole point of getting drunk. You do things you would never do in a million years if you were sober.",0 |
| 392,Says every girl you've ever slept with.,2 |
| 393,Oh hi Ted.,4 |
| 394,"Robin, have I ever told you that I'm vomit-free since ninety-three?",1 |
| 395,That's sweet and odd. But I'm kinda on a date right now.,4 |
| 396,I need that phone back.,1 |
| 397,(yelling to everyone in bar) I love everyone in this bar.,1 |
| 398,(singing along with jukebox) I'm a fool again.,1 |
| 399,I know.,1 |
| 400,Who is she?,2 |
| 401,Hello.,0 |
| 402,"Oh, you put Ted to bed all right.",0 |
| 403,"All right, game face on. Carl, two more. All right, all right, what do we think of this one?",0 |
| 404,"Ehhh! Trick question, no thinking. You know what time it is? It's do o'clock. Let's ride.",0 |
| 405,Have you met Ted?,0 |
| 406,"Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her.",0 |
| 407,"Ted, for the last time, stop.",4 |
| 408,I have no idea.,1 |
| 409,You really don't know who that is?,1 |
| 410,"(reading what's on Ted's arm) Hi, I'm Ted, if lost, please call...Who's number is that?",2 |
| 411,"OK, you can call now. God, this is intense, I love it.",3 |
| 412,"Hey, how easy do you think it'll be to sneak into the zoo? I have to see some penguins, like right now.",1 |
| 413,"Hey, it's me again. Look, who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other. We're young, we're drunk, half of us anyway. And we only get one life, so shy don't you come over to my apartment and we'll think of something stupid to do together? Really? Great. Wait, really? Great.",1 |
| 414,"All right, right over here.",2 |
| 415,"Still, what does this mean? Are we dating now? I mean, I never pictured it going down this way, but maybe that's how it had to happen. I mean, think about it...",1 |
| 416,"Ted, I think you and I should have a talk about those phone calls last night. Do you mind if I swing by?",4 |
| 417,"No, wait, don't, no.",1 |
| 418,She's coming over. Crap.,1 |
| 419,"Wait, this is k*ll me. We have to find out who that girl is.",2 |
| 420,That's hauntingly beautiful.,1 |
| 421,"No, that's not my girlfriend. Look, it's complicated.",1 |
| 422,"No kidding. Those calls were really weird. Look, Ted, maybe we need to talk.",4 |
| 423,I'm good.,0 |
| 424,"Trudy, come on out.",1 |
| 425,"Wait, you were with someone last night? Ted: Yeah, Trudy, she's cool.",4 |
| 426,Trudy?,1 |
| 427,"Hi Trudy, I'm Robin. It's nice to meet you. You're right, she is shy.",4 |
| 428,"Then why did you hide her from me? Ted: Wow, you're good. Did anyone ever tell you you should be on 60 Minutes?",4 |
| 429,"Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night. And don't feel bad, I've woken up with worse.",4 |
| 430,"Yeah, that's right...a limo.",1 |
| 431,"Oh, man, Ted, this is great.",4 |
| 432,"Okay, people, let's talk strategy. Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it sucked. This year we party together or not at all. Now, I sifted through your party submission and I narrowed them down to these five.",1 |
| 433,Mary Beth?,4 |
| 434,By who? Who asks you that?,2 |
| 435,"Oh, God. I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage. Must do robot.",3 |
| 436,"Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story.",1 |
| 437,My word.,3 |
| 438,"Oh, no.",2 |
| 439,She... Who knows? The former Soviet Republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?,0 |
| 440,Party number two? Not so good.,1 |
| 441,"Oh, very nice, Lily. You know, she is a guest in this country. So while you may chose to turn your back on her, I choose to turn my front on her. What up?",0 |
| 442,I'm sorry about Barney.,1 |
| 443,Maybe I should just go home.,4 |
| 444,"We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being, but we do have time for hot dogs?",0 |
| 445,"Come on, it's only a 20-minute detour.",1 |
| 446,"Okay, I'll go with you.",3 |
| 447,"If I don't see you, happy new year.",2 |
| 448,I know we will. <em>(Lily leaves the limo)</em>,2 |
| 449,Hell of a woman. Let's go get some hot dogs!,3 |
| 450,Hey. I'll bet you're feeling better now.,1 |
| 451,Guys. Is that Moby? I think that that's Moby.,3 |
| 452,That's totally Moby. That's awesome.,4 |
| 453,"What's up? Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?",1 |
| 454,But... Come on! Moby's party! Moby's party! Moby's par... Ranjit. Moby's party.,1 |
| 455,Jan... Aah!,0 |
| 456,Nah.,1 |
| 457,"Hey, sexy.",0 |
| 458,"Ranjit, drive!",1 |
| 459,Party number three!,1 |
| 460,I'm not in love... We're just friends. Where are you getting that from?,1 |
| 461,"The first time I rode in a limo I was five. I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral. I suppose, in a way, I still am.",0 |
| 462,"Come on, come on, we can still turn this thing around. We've still got ten minutes.",1 |
| 463,Holy crap.,1 |
| 464,Not Moby's party?,1 |
| 465,"I tried, baby. All the circuits were jammed. But wait, there's more. After party number four, I figured you guys went to party number five. And so I went there, too, and it is awesome. I want to cry, it is so awesome. We have to go there.",3 |
| 466,Natalya?,2 |
| 467,"Party number five is 20 blocks away and all the way across town. Ranjit, can you get us there in eight minutes?",1 |
| 468,"Move, you stupid taxi!",2 |
| 469,Happy New Year.,4 |
| 470,"On New Year's Eve, we kissed again. Fact.",1 |
| 471,"This wedding does sound pretty amazing though. Fancy hotel ballroom, everybody all dressed up.",3 |
| 472,"You know what, excuse me if I don't wanna get married barefoot in the woods next to Lake No-one's-gonna-drive-that-far. Yes, I want a ballroom and I want a band and I want shoes.",3 |
| 473,"You know, I've always found that the best way to get over a failed relationship is to celebrate someone else's successful one.",1 |
| 474,"I know, it's a su1c1de mission.",4 |
| 475,"Well, if we leave now, we can still have a fighting chance. Let's do it.",2 |
| 476,"Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday?",1 |
| 477,But I already invited someone.,1 |
| 478,"Come on, Claudia, we go way back. Isn't there room for just one more person?",1 |
| 479,"Behind a curtain, in a dark little room, secretly controlling your every move...",0 |
| 480,Wow.,3 |
| 481,The only thing you can do. Tell Robin she can't come.,3 |
| 482,Hey.,2 |
| 483,"Hey, listen.",1 |
| 484,I don't have a 'plus one' for the wedding.,1 |
| 485,"Sure, you guys have been friends for a long time, and it's 40% his wedding too.",2 |
| 486,I did it. I did it. I'm taking her to the wedding.,1 |
| 487,I talked to Stuart.,1 |
| 488,It may have been my idea.,2 |
| 489,What? Stuart doesn't get a say.,2 |
| 490,"Ha! So you admit it, the groom should have an equal say.",3 |
| 491,So I can invite whoever I want.,3 |
| 492,"So, it begins.",3 |
| 493,Because this whole thing was your idea. And Claudia scares me.,1 |
| 494,They broke up.,2 |
| 495,"It's not because of me, is it?",1 |
| 496,"That's great. I'll tell Lily to tell me. Uh, listen, I really wanna keep talking but now's not a good time so, um, I'm really excited about tomorrow. OK, bye.",1 |
| 497,"Ted, focus.",3 |
| 498,Let's say we get these crazy kids back together.,1 |
| 499,"(looking up, whispers) Thank you.",0 |
| 500,"Stuart, I don't know what to say. If I caused this in any way...",1 |
| 501,"That's crazy. I mean, you're the luckiest...you and Claudia both...",1 |
| 502,"Stuart, don't get married.",3 |
| 503,"That's just, that's... (yelling over to bartender) two more vodka cranberries please.",0 |
| 504,"Oh, hell no.",2 |
| 505,Wow yourself. Look who else brought it.,4 |
| 506,"Oh yeah, I thought about leaving it at home, but I figured I don't wanna get there and realize I need it and have to go all the way back to get it, so, yeah, I brought it.",1 |
| 507,Sorry.,4 |
| 508,Do it. Do it.,1 |
| 509,I think we did.,3 |
| 510,Stay out as late as you want.,1 |
| 511,"OK, ah, doing some math here. Table six has got three bridesmaids, an eight, an eight and a seven. I am willing to give you one of the eight's, lowering myself to a fifteen, which means you owe me...",0 |
| 512,"Yeah, I know. My stomach was like, girlfriend, we don't always get along but that cake...",2 |
| 513,"Exactly. Exactly, like, like just now, when I saw you doing the chicken dance out there, I'm not gonna lie to you, big time thunderbolt.",1 |
| 514,Tell me about it.,1 |
| 515,No last names.,1 |
| 516,"No, it was awesome. I had a great night, I'm never gonna see her again, and there's no way to ruin it.",1 |
| 517,"That cake really got to you, huh?",1 |
| 518,"Go. Go, go, go",1 |
| 519,Very nice.,1 |
| 520,I will use exactly the right amount of tongue.,1 |
| 521,"Nothing. Her name's Victoria, that's all I got. Wait, Claudia, Claudia would know.",1 |
| 522,"Maybe she used a second fake name. Oh, she's good, she's very good.",2 |
| 523,"Maybe she was a ghost. That's why she didn't wanna kiss you, because you'd just pass right through her and feel really cold for a second. Oh my God, I just had a great idea for a screenplay.",3 |
| 524,Ow. I know the house rules. Es un chiste.,0 |
| 525,You know I did.,0 |
| 526,Great. I'm gonna need you to call her for me.,1 |
| 527,Tonight? Ted: Tonight. Dial.,0 |
| 528,(to Ted) What kind of shoes...,0 |
| 529,Whoa. There she goes.,1 |
| 530,I know who she is.,4 |
| 531,"OK, what is wrong with the two of you?! Seriously. He likes you and you like him, just, just, just be together. Geez, Louise, happiness is not that difficult.",2 |
| 532,"Oh, look, OK. Yes, I cried in the bathroom, and that was weird. But that doesn't mean I'm in love with the guy. The fact is I don't know how I feel.",4 |
| 533,Oh.,1 |
| 534,"Oh, just get it.",4 |
| 535,Hello.,1 |
| 536,Buttercup Bakery. She wasn't on the guest list because she wasn't a guest. She made the cake.,1 |
| 537,I'm going down to that bakery.,1 |
| 538,"No, no, don't do it.",2 |
| 539,Yes! No.,1 |
| 540,OK.,1 |
| 541,Maybe they're not even in there.,3 |
| 542,Thank you!,3 |
| 543,I wish you could stay.,1 |
| 544,"Wow, your room must smell like a monkey cage!",2 |
| 545,I don't feel so good. t's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.,1 |
| 546,Burn!,2 |
| 547,Thanks. We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest.,2 |
| 548,"Well, looks like it's going to be just you and me.",4 |
| 549,Really?,0 |
| 550,"Hundred dollars says when you turn around, I say "wow."",0 |
| 551,Why don't you just check out the girl's reflection in the bar mirror?,4 |
| 552,"Oh. Well, um, we can just... wait until you get back. I mean, the whole point was not to rush into this.",1 |
| 553,I'm so glad we decided to just stay home.,2 |
| 554,And yet we'd feel obligated to have sex.,2 |
| 555,"Honey, Ted has been going out of his mind waiting for this. If we go out there and spoil the mood, it's not going to happen. Then one of us is going to have to have sex with Ted, and... not going to be me.",3 |
| 556,Emilio? The woman will have...,0 |
| 557,"Ah, the No. 2, a.k.a. "The Torpedo." Or, as the rollers call it, "Piramide."",0 |
| 558,"Yeah, try five.",2 |
| 559,"Honey, could you hold my hair back, I think I'm going to hurl.",2 |
| 560,So. What do you and Ted usually do after the cigar bar?,4 |
| 561,"Oh, I believe it... this is awesome!",4 |
| 562,"Okay, follow my lead, stay low, and never underestimate a 12-year-old with a... Scherbotsky, you have to focus! You just saved my life, didn't you?",0 |
| 563,Yes!,2 |
| 564,I need a drink. Do we have any cough syrup in here?,2 |
| 565,No. Leave no man behind. Either we all get out of here or no one does.,0 |
| 566,All right.,0 |
| 567,What is it?,3 |
| 568,I have to pee.,2 |
| 569,"Look at us. We're basically an old married couple, and we're not even married yet. The flame of our romance is flickering, and if I pee all over it, it might go out forever.",2 |
| 570,Ah. I always just stacked the ships on top of each other.,0 |
| 571,Let's just focus on your target.,4 |
| 572,"Oh, my God, I hate Ted. I hate him so much.",2 |
| 573,"Baby, why don't you just go? Tons of other couples have peed in front of each other.",3 |
| 574,"Well, you have farted in front of me.",3 |
| 575,You always do.,3 |
| 576,Hit!,0 |
| 577,"Baby, I can't hold it in any longer. It's time.",2 |
| 578,"I love you, Lily.",3 |
| 579,"Thanks. And, um, thanks for sticking around tonight. I hope you're ready for some hard-core Battleship. Come on, boys.",4 |
| 580,No! I thought we were just hanging out as friends.,4 |
| 581,"But I have thought about it for three seconds, and it makes a lot of sense. We both think the marriage commitment thing's a drag. We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well.",0 |
| 582,"Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense. But what about Ted?",4 |
| 583,Totally gave us his blessing.,0 |
| 584,"Well, we still have one frontier left. Still got the deuce.",3 |
| 585,"It was, wasn't it? We still have firsts.",2 |
| 586,You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.,1 |
| 587,"But if you roll an even number while adjacent to the Peppermint Forest, then you "Marshall out," and all your chips go into the pot, and remember, if you ever ask the question "What?", then... you got to drink. Got it?",3 |
| 588,"Oh, Barney, by the way, I went to a party in that new building on 82nd, and the host said she knew you. What is her name? Sharon? Shannon?",2 |
| 589,Prude alert.,4 |
| 590,"Oh, slut alert!",4 |
| 591,Thank you! Finally somebody understands Marsh-gammon.,3 |
| 592,"Oh, damn it! If only I'd given you a fake tape and hidden the real tape in my purse. Oh, wait. That's exactly what I did.",2 |
| 593,Drink!,3 |
| 594,"Play the tape, play it, play it!",1 |
| 595,"Yeah, I left two messages. I checked the cigar club, the Lusty Leopard. He's off the grid.",1 |
| 596,All right.,3 |
| 597,The kids still call him Funny Butt.,2 |
| 598,I know. Only five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua.,0 |
| 599,"Suits. Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps. Only problem was... she never showed up.",0 |
| 600,I was doing a report on live TV about a hansom cab driver.,4 |
| 601,Not the slipping-in-horse-poop story!,0 |
| 602,Oh my God!,2 |
| 603,"Okay, okay. Marshall's mom sent us cookies...",2 |
| 604,Sounds reasonable.,3 |
| 605,"Oh, you poor thing.",2 |
| 606,The story's not over. I did see Shannon one more time.,0 |
| 607,Yes! Do it!,0 |
| 608,Hello? Is someone out there?,4 |
| 609,I thought you were vomit-free since '93. So that was a lie?,3 |
| 610,"My life rocks! Money, suits and sex. These are tears of joy! I could be cooped up in some tiny apartment changing some brat's poopy diapers. But instead, I'm out in the world being awesome 24-7, 365! You let me dodge a b*llet, Big Guy. Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her.",0 |
| 611,"Sorry. Don't buy it. You're making it up. You're just trying to cover the fact that you actually had a profound moment of doubt about yourself and... Oh, my God.",2 |
| 612,"Oh, no. It just takes a while to power down.",0 |
| 613,So wear another one.,0 |
| 614,"Dude, you show up to an interview in that, even the hippie lawyers from Granola Mountain Earth Pals will hackey sack you straight out the door.",0 |
| 615,"A tailor? Barney, I make negative $300 a week, and I need every negative penny of that for my wedding.",3 |
| 616,"Get off me. Oh, see? I did it again.",4 |
| 617,"Mm-hmm. And if you do, what does that mean for us?",1 |
| 618,"Bye. Hey, Barney, I'm not sure about this. A tailor in the back room of a pet store?",3 |
| 619,All right. (<em>He calls Victoria)</em>,1 |
| 620,Here. Play with this pin cushion.,0 |
| 621,God. I'm going to look hot.,3 |
| 622,No way. The Kid does not sell out.,3 |
| 623,I want you to stay.,1 |
| 624,"Well, I don't know. I'd feel a little Stepford turning down a huge opportunity to chase some guy I'd only known two months.",4 |
| 625,"It's okay, guys, I hate it.",2 |
| 626,"Oh, God, you guys are sucky liars.",2 |
| 627,Okay. Just kind of seemed like you're trying to hustle Victoria out of the country.,2 |
| 628,Choosing Ted over your career doesn't make you un-feminist. Maybe it just means that you guys would be happy together.,4 |
| 629,"Oh. Okay, okay, how much is it, on a scale of never to never ever?",2 |
| 630,"Well, it's okay. You know, what makes a bride beautiful is that she's just happy to be getting married. <em>(She sits on the cake, without noticing it)</em> Oh, guys, I know I look amazing, but the important thing is that Marshall and I love each other, right?",2 |
| 631,You're going?,1 |
| 632,"Well, that's just crazy.",1 |
| 633,"Look at us: two guys in suits. You feel that slight tingle? That's every girl in the bar wanting you, and every guy wanting to be you. Actually, it's mostly me, but you're getting some of the splash.",0 |
| 634,I most certainly did...,0 |
| 635,"Well, it won't work. Even if I have to get two extra night jobs, I'll pay your precious tailor. I'm not selling my soul. Baby, I know that this will make things harder, but I will make it work, I promise.",3 |
| 636,"9:00 a.m., and you'll need new shoes. Don't worry, I know a guy.",0 |
| 637,"Yep. When I grow up, I want to go live with the gorillas, just like you did.",3 |
| 638,Uh-oh. Ted?,3 |
| 639,Another care package?,1 |
| 640,How many is that so far?,3 |
| 641,And how many have you sent her?,2 |
| 642,A sasquatch?,0 |
| 643,"Yeah, hell, yeah. I got 'em all: Teamwork, Courage, Awesomeness...",0 |
| 644,Please.,0 |
| 645,"Hey, Blauman, Bilson, this is Marshall. These guys are in legal. You're gonna be working with them.",0 |
| 646,"We're still engaged, even if she's...",3 |
| 647,"So I'm standing there, my mouth full of this delicious relationship-winning cupcake... And... I said something dumb.",1 |
| 648,What?,2 |
| 649,They're jerks!,3 |
| 650,"Forget it, I don't want to talk about it. Well, like today at lunch..",3 |
| 651,"Oh, screw those guys! We're adorable.",2 |
| 652,I quit.,3 |
| 653,"What? No. We're having so much fun. You, me, working together. It's great.",0 |
| 654,Please.,0 |
| 655,The package?,3 |
| 656,Lily doesn't care about that stuff.,3 |
| 657,"Ooh, she loved it.",1 |
| 658,It's pretty clear.,4 |
| 659,"Barney, how do I get these idiots to leave me alone?",3 |
| 660,"All right, but if those guys try to pressure you to smoke, what do you say?",2 |
| 661,Only when I'm drunk.,3 |
| 662,I'm psyched!,3 |
| 663,Cool. And what guy is this?,3 |
| 664,Uh-oh.,1 |
| 665,"I cut off all my fingers? Ted, you're a great guy. I know it, you know it, she knows it. I would bet you a gazillion dollars-- no, I'm even more confident. I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.",4 |
| 666,Steak sauce.,3 |
| 667,"No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath-Vaseline came home from the gorillas, she didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair and-and throwing feces. I'm begging you just, just leave it at the office.",2 |
| 668,Why?,3 |
| 669,Nah. I'm so over karaoke.,0 |
| 670,""Don't Go Breaking My Heart." Elton John, Kiki Dee.",3 |
| 671,"The package?! You've already given me the package. You've got a great package, Marshall. I love your package.",2 |
| 672,"Lily, you're the most incredible woman I know, and you deserve a big package.",3 |
| 673,"Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this, Marshall Eriksen, but you've got a huge package.",2 |
| 674,*Don't go breakin' my heart*,3 |
| 675,She was completely amazing. She was amazing and funny and...,1 |
| 676,Do you want to try long distance?,1 |
| 677,She's going to dump me!,1 |
| 678,"She's not going to break up with you, Ted.",4 |
| 679,Hello.,1 |
| 680,"No, I've got five dogs.",4 |
| 681,"So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks? 'Cause I just saw one. What up? Tiny five.",0 |
| 682,"Ha-ha. Laugh now, those kids are monsters. They're going to eat you alive.",4 |
| 683,No. I know what you want. Magic.,0 |
| 684,Hello.,4 |
| 685,I'm flattered you think we have two viewers.,4 |
| 686,"Uh, yeah... Uh, hi, I'm here.",1 |
| 687,Why? What's up?,1 |
| 688,"Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like, "You know who likes juice? Ted."",4 |
| 689,"Okay, sure. I'll come over. We'll... juice.",1 |
| 690,"Hey, did she call?",3 |
| 691,Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell? She told you and not me?,3 |
| 692,Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m. Go home! It's too late for juice.,3 |
| 693,Good. He's going home.,2 |
| 694,You want to get out of the way?,1 |
| 695,Have you ever had one of those days where nothing at all that monumental happens but by the end of it you have no idea who you are anymore or what the hell you're doing with your life? Do you ever have one of those days?,4 |
| 696,"Yeah. Yeah, she finally called. We talked for a while-- how hard long distance is-- and then... she dumped me.",1 |
| 697,"You know, I have found, in my travels... that all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m. When I look back at the best stories of my life-- the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian Embassy, the almost four-way.",0 |
| 698,"So, um... Hey. I got a new phone. Same as yours. Look.",1 |
| 699,"Okay, but, but, as of right now at-at... 2:45 a.m. you still have a girlfriend. Ted, I love you. I love Robin. But if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be built on a crime. Just go home, Ted. Don't do this the wrong way.",2 |
| 700,I hate how you're always right.,1 |
| 701,It's my best and most annoying trait.,2 |
| 702,Okay. I'm coming home. I'll see you soon.,1 |
| 703,I should probably get going. It's pretty late. I'm sorry. I...,1 |
| 704,"Good night, Ted.",4 |
| 705,This is crazy.,4 |
| 706,Yeah?,4 |
| 707,"Okay, seriously.",2 |
| 708,"Why should I have to go home? You know, there's every chance Robin's the woman I'm going to marry.",1 |
| 709,"Trust that impulse, Ted.",0 |
| 710,"Yeah, put me down for two.",1 |
| 711,"You should definitely go. Look, it's a chance to show her you're still friends and that you support her.",3 |
| 712,"Barney, I'm not bringing a date. Even if I wanted to, the thing's in two hours.",1 |
| 713,57 days.,1 |
| 714,"Yeah, go ahead.",1 |
| 715,"Much obliged. 57 days?! Ted, you are in a slump.",0 |
| 716,"No, it's not a slump. It's an intentional hiatus from girls. A slump is when you strike out every time you step up to the plate. But I'm off the roster, baby. I'm in the locker room sitting in the whirlpool. And I'll tell you something, it feels pretty good.",1 |
| 717,I said good day!,0 |
| 718,"Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm just exhausted from work. The stupid school board took away nap time in all kindergarten classes and now the kids are just going crazy by the end of the day. It's much harder to deal with because, well, I don't get my nap.",2 |
| 719,"Well, they're only five. What are they gonna do to me?",2 |
| 720,Yep.,2 |
| 721,"Do you think, um... hypothetically... it would be weird if I bring a date?",4 |
| 722,"No, it's not going to be weird at all. (<em>Lily's on the phone with Marshall</em>) Robin's bringing a date.",2 |
| 723,"No, it's fine. Look, in spite of whatever happened between us, Robin and I are still friends. I don't think it'll be weird.",1 |
| 724,You got me a hooker. A really hot hook-- A hooker!,1 |
| 725,"The only people who will know are you, me and Marshall. No one will suspect a thing. They'll just see you with this unbelievably smoking hot girl and... Okay, that's a little bit suspicious. Look, I'm just trying to expand your horizons a little bit tonight. But if you're not interested, fine, I'm out 500 bucks. Whatever.",0 |
| 726,"Which Sandy do we want today? French Sandy, p*rn star Sandy...?",1 |
| 727,Hey.,1 |
| 728,"Hi, Sandy. Rivers. So are you two, uh...",1 |
| 729,"Lily, you okay?",1 |
| 730,"Lily, quit your job. Work at a private school. You won't have to deal with the school board, and you'll make a ton more money.",0 |
| 731,"Well, guess what, Barney? I don't base all my life decisions on how much money I'm going to make, unlike you and, sadly, my fiance.",2 |
| 732,That's a real law firm.,3 |
| 733,Is that allowed?,1 |
| 734,"You know, I wouldn't normally say this on a first date, but... well, considering... I'm just going to say it. You are so hot!",1 |
| 735,"So, Sandy, what do you do? Oh, wait, I know what you do. You're the guy who reads the paper in the morning.",1 |
| 736,Hey.,1 |
| 737,"Oh, and Paralegally Blonde isn't here in her low-cut dress to make me jealous?",4 |
| 738,"Oh, so now she's a whore?",1 |
| 739,"Oh, I was, uh, just telling my friend that I think you're awesome.",1 |
| 740,"Lawyered. Okay, three things. First of all, Robin's category's almost up. And second of all, you cannot do this. It's wrong on every level. And third, I've been placing small items in Sandy's hair all night. He still hasn't noticed.",3 |
| 741,"Thanks. Oh, wow. This is really a surprise. Um, you know it's nice to be able to share this award with my friends. They're all here tonight. Marshall, Lily, Sandy Rivers... Barney... And that's it. Those are all my friends. Thank you.",4 |
| 742,"Yeah, this party's dead. Mary, you want to go upstairs? We, uh, got a room.",1 |
| 743,"Marshall, she is a really cool girl when you get to know her. Besides, I'm trying to make Robin jealous.",1 |
| 744,"Marshall, what is up with you and Ted?",2 |
| 745,"So, did you and Barney ever...?",1 |
| 746,"Wow, so they're...? Robin, where's Sandy Rivers?",3 |
| 747,He's off trying to make you jealous.,3 |
| 748,"Lily, I know you're asleep, but I have to tell someone this, and we tell each other everything. So, here it goes. Mary's not a paralegal. She's a prostitute.",3 |
| 749,Barney paid for her.,3 |
| 750,Is that true?,2 |
| 751,I did it to prove a point.,0 |
| 752,Can you blame her? You called her a hooker.,0 |
| 753,"Come on, if you don't laugh, it just seems mean.",3 |
| 754,There was a cancellation two months from now.,3 |
| 755,"It's Van Smoot, Lily. It's the dream!",3 |
| 756,"No, there's just not enough time. There's no way... Oh! Mini-vomit.",2 |
| 757,Todd and Valerie?,2 |
| 758,"Oh! Kids, color!<em>(Lily runs out of class, Marshall runs out pf the appartment, they join in the street)</em> Come on, baby.",2 |
| 759,Todd. Valerie. Stairs.,3 |
| 760,It is on. It is on! Like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.,3 |
| 761,You're a wonder.,3 |
| 762,"Wow. That was really awkward, Lil. And still. It's still really awkward right now.",3 |
| 763,"Lil, you know I can't promise that.",0 |
| 764,Crap! Band! We forgot a band! It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.,2 |
| 765,Who?,2 |
| 766,"Well, then... I have to say no.",2 |
| 767,"Well... well, are they playing anywhere this weekend?",2 |
| 768,"Oh, right. You're getting married. You see what I did there? Took a...",0 |
| 769,It looks like The 88 are playing at a high school prom in New Jersey tomorrow.,3 |
| 770,I'll go with you.,4 |
| 771,Really?,2 |
| 772,Lesbian.,0 |
| 773,"No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.",0 |
| 774,"Hey, why don't we all go?",1 |
| 775,"Aw, you look great, too, Scooter.",2 |
| 776,"Nice. You ladies look good, but your outfits are missing just one thing.",0 |
| 777,"Bye, have fun. See you.",1 |
| 778,Yes!,1 |
| 779,"Okay, it'll be cool-- I'll tell you what. We'll make a game out of it. First one to stuff a hundred invitations gets a big prize.",3 |
| 780,"Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids.",2 |
| 781,"Yeah. Look, when I was 17, I used to sneak into clubs all the time. It's all about confidence. Follow me. Whee-hoo! Happy prom, everybody. Going to prom-- whee-hoo!",2 |
| 782,"Oh, hey, wait. How's Barney getting in?",4 |
| 783,"Oh, you're kidding me.",2 |
| 784,That's cool.,3 |
| 785,"He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend to try to hook up with me. I mean, I know he apologized for it but it's just, it's not easy to forgive. Look, if you absolutely must bring Ted, it's, it's not like I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes.",4 |
| 786,"Oh, hey. Where's Lily?",3 |
| 787,"Hey, bro, have you seen my fiancée Lily?",3 |
| 788,"Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but...",3 |
| 789,I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior.,2 |
| 790,Yeah. But not about Marshall. About me. I just keep thinking about the girl I was ten years ago and wondering what happened to her.,2 |
| 791,"Yeah. So field hockey, huh?",2 |
| 792,"Uh, yeah, and I totally had your back, so...",1 |
| 793,"And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth when you wear jeans to a strip club.",0 |
| 794,"Yeah, it's good.",2 |
| 795,"You don't have to. Please, it's going to be embarrassing and we're going to have to stop coming here, which will suck... in addition to probably being kind of healthy.",3 |
| 796,"Uh, excuse me, has anyone ever told y... Oh, my God.",0 |
| 797,"I'm serious, call 911.",0 |
| 798,"Shh! Shh! Just don't move. Don't move. Just try... Here, have some water. Water! Here, drink this. Shh! Shh!",0 |
| 799,Wait for it.,1 |
| 800,"Oh, thank God, you're here.",0 |
| 801,Maybe she really does have a brain injury.,4 |
| 802,Hello?,1 |
| 803,I don't understand. What happened to Ellen Pierce? Doesn't she run this place?,1 |
| 804,Tastes normal to me.,3 |
| 805,"Oh, God!",3 |
| 806,"Oh, thank God. I'm so sorry about this. Did you get ahold of your date?",2 |
| 807,Yes.,1 |
| 808,And was she okay about pushing it back?,2 |
| 809,I swear on Luke and Leia.,1 |
| 810,"He wouldn't have understood. He's not exactly nervous about tying the knot. So I spent my nights reading, painting, setting the high score on Super b*mb Man...",2 |
| 811,All done.,1 |
| 812,"Lily, don't do this to yourself.",1 |
| 813,"I just need to know if I can get in. If I do this interview, and get into the program, then I'll know, and I can forget all about it, and get married. Come on! It's an adventure.",2 |
| 814,"No, it's not an adventure. It's a mistake.",1 |
| 815,"Ted, I'm getting married in two months, and I'm freaking out, and you're my best friend, and you just have to forgive me for this.",2 |
| 816,No.,0 |
| 817,Apple picking. Can you just get up here?,1 |
| 818,"I wish I could help, buddy, but I'm stuck here at work. We're kind of swamped.",0 |
| 819,Yep. Gotcha! Classic! Gotta go.,1 |
| 820,Of course we are. Were you going to think of that?,0 |
| 821,Horrible.,3 |
| 822,Candy?!,1 |
| 823,So you're not going to tell me what you were doing by the side of a highway in Duchess County?,4 |
| 824,Nope. Sworn to secrecy.,1 |
| 825,"Oh, for the waiting room of your dental practice? Highlights is a children's magazine.",1 |
| 826,We're not indoors. We're in a van.,4 |
| 827,"Let's see what else... Oh, she doesn't look like a tiger-- check.",1 |
| 828,Go.,4 |
| 829,"Hey. So, Lil, did you, uh, get the milk?",1 |
| 830,"Yeah. Yeah, I-I got it.",2 |
| 831,You think you might want to... drink the milk?,1 |
| 832,That wasn't me. That was the universe.,0 |
| 833,Guess we'll have to take a rain check.,4 |
| 834,"Well, I'd give you the "I don't date coworkers" speech again, but, God, you must have that sum'bitch memorized by now.",4 |
| 835,Remember the first night Robin and I went out? I stole a blue French horn for her and it almost worked.,1 |
| 836,"Hey, Lily, I'm locked out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key.",4 |
| 837,"Yes, I gave it to you.",4 |
| 838,"Knock? Lily, my dogs aren't that well trained.",4 |
| 839,Those are the three options.,1 |
| 840,"Okay, fine. Think about it on the plane. Let's go to Paris for the weekend. I'm serious. I'm kidding. I'm serious.",1 |
| 841,"Oh, congratulations.",4 |
| 842,"Oh, you're kidding me. No way. Don't go on this thing.",1 |
| 843,I don't plan out every...,1 |
| 844,I need to think about this.,4 |
| 845,Unpause.,3 |
| 846,Are you still in touch with her?,1 |
| 847,Yes.,1 |
| 848,A dance to make it rain.,0 |
| 849,"Yes, we are!",1 |
| 850,"Wow, it took five shots of tequila to get you in that position.",0 |
| 851,"I never said that! You know, if you're having these kind of doubts now, what's gonna change in three months? Maybe we just shouldn't get married at all.",3 |
| 852,Maybe not.,2 |
| 853,"So, are you just, like, starving?",2 |
| 854,Totally. Red Lobster?,3 |
| 855,"Oh, God, I love butter sauce! There's nothing bad about it. Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you.",3 |
| 856,Have you ever seen a rain dance?,1 |
| 857,"I want to, Lily, okay? I really do. But I just can't.",3 |
| 858,"Because you're scaring the hell out of me, that's why not. What if you decide to go be a painter and then you realize I don't fit in to your life anymore, and three months becomes forever? Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?",3 |
| 859,Thank you.,2 |
| 860,"Hey, Ted. Whatcha doing?",0 |
| 861,"Well, then why are you doing this?",0 |
| 862,"No, you have to come down here.",1 |
| 863,"Well, she left. And I don't even know if she's coming back.",3 |
| 864,"I didn't get your message until I woke up. Bro, I am so sorry.",0 |
| 865,"For the first time ever, the three of us are single at the same time. I've dreamed about this day boys and it's going to be legendary! Together, we will own this city. Any time, a girl wants to get back at her ex-boyfriend, we'll be there. Any time a girl wants to solve her father issues through promiscuity and binge-drinking, we will be there. Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo sticking their heads out, shouting "What's up New York?" we will be what is up New York! Gentlemen, we are about to embark on... <em>(While he's speaking, Barney looks at Ted and then at Robin).</em> Oh man, you guys did it, didn't you?!",0 |
| 866,Hey Marshall.,1 |
| 867,Hey Ted.,3 |
| 868,"What's the point? I could it some food, it's just gonna leave me.",3 |
| 869,"Are we still talking about her pancakes? Come on, you gotta eat something. What can I get you?",1 |
| 870,Fine. Than I'll just have the leftover,3 |
| 871,"You know what Marshall needs to do? He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.",0 |
| 872,"It's only been a month. He just needs to goat his own pace. Anyway, lily is the one who caused this whole mess.",1 |
| 873,That's my shampoo.,4 |
| 874,Oh. Sorry.,3 |
| 875,"Oh! OK, you're right. I won't call her. I will not call her.",3 |
| 876,"Yeah. Hey Robin. Anyway, one of the Lily Adrins...",3 |
| 877,He watched a scary movie.,1 |
| 878,There are a lot of them.,3 |
| 879,"So what's your prescription, Dr Oestrogen? Eat H&auml;agen-Dazs and Watch Love actually until your periods sync up? <em>(Ted and Barney laugh)</em>",0 |
| 880,"My Dad taught me to sh**t when I was a kid. Now, whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here and it reminds me that... g*n are fun!",4 |
| 881,"I'll hand it to you. When he got home, Marshall was smiling. Did you sleep with him? 'Cause I was actually like three days away from suggesting that.",1 |
| 882,"My aunt and uncle have a beach house at Montauk. It's really romantic. My uncle had, like, three affairs there.",1 |
| 883,"Wow, it must be a nice house. I saw pictures of your uncle. This is so great. We'll finally get some time alone. Are you sure Marshall is gonna be OK with this?",4 |
| 884,"Yeah sure. Absolutely. Dude, I'm doing much better. In fact, take my car.",3 |
| 885,"Really? Hey, thanks. And hey, if you need anything, day or night, just call me. You know what? Please don't call me. What? What's wrong?",1 |
| 886,It's Lily's credit card bill. She must have forgotten to switch her address.,3 |
| 887,I wonder what kind of charges she's making out there.,3 |
| 888,"I know, but I just...",3 |
| 889,"Yeah. Why are you afraid of ferrets, they are adorable.",4 |
| 890,You want me to baby-sit him? 20 bucks. An hour. And money for pizza.,0 |
| 891,Everything we've worked so hard for...!,1 |
| 892,No!,0 |
| 893,I have to go down there and I have to tell her I love her. I have to beg to take me back even if I have to tell on my knees.,3 |
| 894,You think I was too hard on him.,1 |
| 895,"No, I'm a g*n enthusiast.",4 |
| 896,Do you know how many people are k*ll...,1 |
| 897,He's gone.,0 |
| 898,"Crap, you're right. OK, here is the plan. Here is the plan. You go down to the hotel and find him. I'll stay here and get a lap dance. Bye Ted!",0 |
| 899,Is there a hot tube at your uncle's place?,4 |
| 900,You knocked out Lily's new boyfriend?,1 |
| 901,Cheers.,1 |
| 902,I'll walk you out.,1 |
| 903,"Oh, God!",3 |
| 904,Milk Duds.,0 |
| 905,"Hi. Look how sweaty my hands are! It's weird, right? Uh, sweat. Like this... Smelly water coming out of your skin. It was nice meeting you.",3 |
| 906,"I-I-I Hate to interrupt but, uh... Do you like magic?",0 |
| 907,"Yes, I did. But she told me that if it wasn't for me you would've had a sh*t with her. So in hypothetical terms, you scored last night! All right! Hypothetical high five! Nice! Tonight, we're gonna go to the bar...",0 |
| 908,"Barney, no, I'm not going out with you ever again.",3 |
| 909,Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't.,0 |
| 910,Lily is back in town.,4 |
| 911,And you let me go first?! Have you seen her?,1 |
| 912,"I am doing great. This summer, best thing ever. San Francisco is so happening right now.",2 |
| 913,"Oh, she's such a... godda... God! After what she did to Marshall, she should come back here devastated. Crawling over the broken glass of her own shame and regret.",1 |
| 914,Ted found a penny on the subway and it's old and that's interesting.,4 |
| 915,"OK, first of all, that is interesting. Second, we have to tell him.",1 |
| 916,Let's review Barney's rules for mating without dating. Lesson two: corollary five.,0 |
| 917,Excellent. Have you chosen your entrée?,0 |
| 918,"Her? Really? No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success. OK, hit it.",0 |
| 919,Twice! Twice in a row you took my candy! That was my candy!,3 |
| 920,"I'm taking a leak, dumb-ass.",0 |
| 921,What?,4 |
| 922,Trust me. I've known Lily for nine years.,1 |
| 923,"Trust me, I'm a girl!",4 |
| 924,You're our weird neighbors!,1 |
| 925,"No, alright. Five bucks says she still wants Marshall.",1 |
| 926,"Oh, no.",3 |
| 927,I'm not giving you...,0 |
| 928,"Stop! If we can't settle this like gentlemen, then no one gets the number. <em>(He sends the card across the window).</em>",0 |
| 929,I'd take you with gravy if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here! Just kidding. I'm good.,4 |
| 930,It was such an awful summer! I just wanted to get back here and see him.,2 |
| 931,But I thought your summer was great?!,1 |
| 932,Not exactly...,2 |
| 933,"In a b*at. If you called him up, yeah, he'd take you back with open arms.",1 |
| 934,"Maybe. No! This is... Ooww... Hold on. Look. If you're gonna go back to him, I don't wanna hear the word "maybe". "Maybe" cannot be in your vocabulary. This break-up almost k*ll him. And he cannot go through it again. So, unless you're absolutely certain, stay the hell away from him.",1 |
| 935,Hi Marshall.,0 |
| 936,"No, go away, I don't want to talk to you.",3 |
| 937,Used-up? They're a human being Marshall.,0 |
| 938,"...but in this world it's every hombre for himself. That's what being single is. And after nine years of captivity, that is the single greatest lesson I can teach you about surviving in the wild. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have two unique breasts an two duplicates waiting for me. <em>(Barney rejoins the twins, Marshall leaves the bar).</em> Oh bad news. Marshall got food poisoning.",0 |
| 939,"Oh, I-I was just walking by. I wasn't... Oh, you mean, New-York? My program ended. It was just great. Just lots of fun. It was awful. It was the worst mistake I ever made. I'm so sorry Marshall. And, hello.",2 |
| 940,"Lily, this was the worst summer of my life.",3 |
| 941,Yeah. Yeah. I think so. I don't know. This is all really new to me. I just got out of a long relationship. I like your hair.,3 |
| 942,"So, where was I? Ah yes. Assistant ménage-er. I did it again. I can't believe it!",0 |
| 943,"You gave my twin sister Chlamydia! You slime! <em>(She throws a second drink at his face and leaves, following by the twins).</em>",2 |
| 944,I wish your face would melt off.,2 |
| 945,"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Mosby.",2 |
| 946,"Actually, we're cool. We just divided up CDs. It was all very civil. I'm proud of us. Wwe're, we're good.",3 |
| 947,What?,3 |
| 948,Why would it?,3 |
| 949,"Well, I mean, yeah, we're... We're good, but you got to admit there's that stuff between us.",2 |
| 950,"Oh, thanks. It's kind of revealing, but I thought, "Hey, we're all family." Right, bro? Ooh, ah...",2 |
| 951,What's wrong?,1 |
| 952,"Oh, I, I hurt my ankle in yoga today. The instructor told me to just take deep breaths to get through the pain, just... <em>(She breathes deeply while Marshall glances at her low neckline)</em> Are you all right? You're kind of sweating.",2 |
| 953,"Dude, you can't whip that out at brunch.",0 |
| 954,"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. I'm just making myself feel a little bit more... comfortable. <em>(He starts massaging his calve)</em> Oh. Oh, yes. I've been doing all these toe lifts lately, and so... My calves have really been cramping up.",3 |
| 955,How is that seducing you?,2 |
| 956,You are evil.,2 |
| 957,I can't say I blame you.,0 |
| 958,I haven't told them any legendary Barney stories.,1 |
| 959,I'm the most important person in your life.,0 |
| 960,Barney Stinson. An honor to meet the two of you. That needlepoint "Bless This Mess" pillow you made for Ted - what a stitch. Stitch! Did that just happen? <em>(Ted's parents and Barney laugh)</em>,0 |
| 961,"Uh, Mom, Dad, this is my girlfriend, Robin.",1 |
| 962,Hello.,4 |
| 963,I know.,0 |
| 964,How are we supposed to get a table at Casa A Pezzi? They're booked for weeks.,4 |
| 965,"St. Peter's, 8:45 a.m., it's my favorite service.",0 |
| 966,I'll save you a seat.,0 |
| 967,I'm... oh. <em>(They hug).</em>,0 |
| 968,"Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar, so I come back...",0 |
| 969,"You think I'm lying. Well, have you done any surveys on the subject? Because the good people at www.swingers.open-marriage-is-natural-legalize-polygamy.org have, and they beg to differ.",0 |
| 970,"Hi, Dad.",1 |
| 971,But I don't want to get married and have kids. What am I supposed to say?,4 |
| 972,I'm gonna lie.,4 |
| 973,"Oh, boy.",4 |
| 974,"Ooh, a piano!",0 |
| 975,They've been fighting lately. They're probably off somewhere going at it.,1 |
| 976,Maybe less.,3 |
| 977,"No! I mean, I don't know. I just... I want you to want me to want to have your grandkids. And you should. I'm a genetic gold mine. No family history of diabetes or heart disease. Everyone has nonporous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle but even he had perfect vision. Which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in, but still he was a very fine man, and...",4 |
| 978,I wish your face would melt off.,2 |
| 979,"I don't care how unpleasant it is, you have to talk to him.",4 |
| 980,"Dad? You, uh, want to tell Mom what happened at the bar last night?",1 |
| 981,Oh?,1 |
| 982,"Serious talk? Mom, what...? He was kissing another woman. Don't you care?",1 |
| 983,Mrs. Mosby?,4 |
| 984,"Me, too.",2 |
| 985,It's the same for me. I think we're probably both better off trying to keep some distance for a while.,2 |
| 986,"Against the Red Sox? Boy, that's a big win. No. No. No. We're not gonna blow past this. I mean, I don't even know who you people. I don't even know how you met.",1 |
| 987,"I just, I don't... I don't understand. You seemed so happy. When I was growing up, you seemed so... What happened?",1 |
| 988,I know.,1 |
| 989,We had our first fight.,4 |
| 990,"Yeah, you did.",0 |
| 991,Had to.,3 |
| 992,"So you and Ted had your first fight. It obviously ended well. I mean, you're here with me.",2 |
| 993,"Ooh, two tragedies in one day.",2 |
| 994,"The thing is, Ted has been literally complaining about work nonstop for weeks. So, when I came over today, I was kind of done.",4 |
| 995,Hey.,1 |
| 996,"You know, um... I listen to your work stories all the time.",1 |
| 997,"What I don't do is tell you the same story over and over again. I mean, you wouldn't watch the same movie over and over again, would you? Maybe a great movie like <em>Die Hard</em>. But <em>Field of Dreams</em>? Once is more than enough.",4 |
| 998,"Listening is the foundation of a relationship. And if he's really droning on, you can always practice saying the alphabet backwards. You know, in case you get pulled over for a DUI.",2 |
| 999,I guess I don't know how to do that.,4 |
| 1000,"Then at the end of the movie when he has a catch with his dad, like... Like he never did when he was young enough for it to matter.",1 |
| 1001,"Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot. Think about it, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There's nobody hotter than God.",0 |
| 1002,Solid point. She did have hair of gold.,1 |
| 1003,Yes.,2 |
| 1004,"Damn, these are some drunk almost-lawyers.",4 |
| 1005,"Okay, where are the guys and the hooker?",2 |
| 1006,"Awards are nice, they look good on my shelf. But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy of seeing the sun rise over your first building.",1 |
| 1007,I know you would. It's the job.,1 |
| 1008,"I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early, but, uh... everyone take a seat. Um... Lily actually called off the wedding this summer to go to San Francisco. So... We're broken up.",3 |
| 1009,"Yeah, that's not really the part I was worried about, guys.",3 |
| 1010,He's not answering. Calling Marshall.,4 |
| 1011,Hello.,3 |
| 1012,"Marshall, hi, it's Robin. Can I talk to Ted?",4 |
| 1013,"Excuse me. I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier. One's about six-four, 210, sandy brown hair. And the other's a cheating bastard.",4 |
| 1014,That is one hell of a non sequitur.,1 |
| 1015,"Well, I don't know. But I suppose I should at least give you a ride home. Hop on. <em>(The girl jumps on Ted's back)</em>",1 |
| 1016,"I'm cashed, too.",4 |
| 1017,Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse. No room for my g*n. Here. Now where does the rodeo slut live?,4 |
| 1018,"Those are really nice heels and you already lost the purse. Let's see if it's unlocked. It's unlocked. Okay, get in there and kick some spankable ass. Robin?",2 |
| 1019,I'm the problem.,4 |
| 1020,What?,2 |
| 1021,Bring it. <em>(They come in)</em>,2 |
| 1022,What do you think you're...? Barney?,4 |
| 1023,"Yeah, you did.",0 |
| 1024,But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy of seeing the sun rise over your first building.,0 |
| 1025,Galloping.,0 |
| 1026,"Aren't you afraid a certain somebody might find out about this? I mean, this isn't you, Ted.",3 |
| 1027,Everything isn't okay. Look at me. I'm acting crazy and jealous and paranoid.,4 |
| 1028,"And thus ended this chapter of, "Let's pour our hearts out in the bedroom of Barney's one-night stand." Come on, let's go before she gets out of the shower.",0 |
| 1029,"I brought donuts. And I don't want to brag, but they're filled with jelly.",4 |
| 1030,"Hey,is that a toilet in your kitchen?",1 |
| 1031,Come on. She's desperate.,4 |
| 1032,"Hmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but... pass.",0 |
| 1033,Absolutely not.,4 |
| 1034,"Um, no, just me.",3 |
| 1035,Can I go with you guys?,3 |
| 1036,"Hey, where have you been?",1 |
| 1037,Brad.,3 |
| 1038,Girly? Breakfast isn't girly. Lunch isn't girly. What makes brunch girly?,3 |
| 1039,Exactly! There was only one rule and you broke it.,0 |
| 1040,I bought groceries. That counts as changing something?,2 |
| 1041,"And if that doesn't drive them away, there's always your life-sized storm-trooper.",2 |
| 1042,"No,that's just awesome. So you see, whenever a girl wakes up here, I never have to tell her to go build her nest somewhere else. My apartment does it for me.",0 |
| 1043,"This isn't weird, right?",3 |
| 1044,"Exactly. Thank you, that's exactly what I've been saying.",3 |
| 1045,What are you talking about?,3 |
| 1046,"Whoa, uh, okay. Beep beep. Backing up, um...",0 |
| 1047,Yes.,0 |
| 1048,"How would you like to extend your stay here? All you'd have to do is pretend to be my wife, and scare off the occasional one-night stand. I know,I know. You've got your ethics. You've got your principles...",0 |
| 1049,Really?,0 |
| 1050,How could you? In our own home? <em>(She slaps him)</em> You bastard!,2 |
| 1051,"Well,if you really wanted to sell this ruse, we should try to make this place a little more... You know, homey. Like... Like a woman would actually live here.",2 |
| 1052,"Hey,you're home. I didn't think we'd be seeing you until tomorrow morning.",1 |
| 1053,"Oh, you really don't have to do that.",3 |
| 1054,Just keep Brad away from the bouquet.,4 |
| 1055,Of course.,3 |
| 1056,I'm sorry. It's not funny anymore.,1 |
| 1057,"Oh,I think we made the right decision going for the custom-made italian sheets.",2 |
| 1058,"Oh, I was just going to watch "Letterman" but, God this bed is so comfy. I wish you had a TV in here. <em>(Barney turns on a another wall-size TV)</em> Okay, seriously, what do you do for a living?",2 |
| 1059,Please. <em>(He settles himself on the bed)</em>,0 |
| 1060,"Don't, Brad. Just don't. <em>(He leaves)</em>",3 |
| 1061,Aaaaaah!,0 |
| 1062,Uh-uh. You gotta go.,0 |
| 1063,That was great.,1 |
| 1064,I'm going to be a marine biologist... Slam poet... Beekeeper! Not a beekeeper.,2 |
| 1065,Here she comes. Here she comes.,3 |
| 1066,No.,1 |
| 1067,She hot?,0 |
| 1068,"A cougar. An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single and on the prowl for a younger man.",0 |
| 1069,I didn't challenge you to have sex with...,3 |
| 1070,"Tomorrow, the cougar hunt begins.",0 |
| 1071,You'll sit there. My station is right over here. And things are a little bit crazy right now 'cause we're pitching a new building to a big client.,1 |
| 1072,You weren't kidding. It really does look like a giant penis.,2 |
| 1073,I know.,1 |
| 1074,"Okay, wait, wait, wait. That's professor Lewis's office there.",3 |
| 1075,"Wait, wait, wait.I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law professor.",3 |
| 1076,"He's not usually this bad. It's just that the partners have made it very clear this project is make or break for us, so lately he's been a little testy. <em>(The girls giggle)</em> You know what I mean: crotchety. <em>(Giggles)</em> I'm just saying it's been hard on him. <em>(More giggles).</em> All right stop.",1 |
| 1077,"Oh, my god. Incredible.",0 |
| 1078,"Good one, sir. Anyway, here they are.",1 |
| 1079,What? What's gone?,1 |
| 1080,"Well, it's got to be around here somewhere.",1 |
| 1081,"Inspiring as always, sir. Lily? Where's she put those paints? <em>(Ted opens one of Lily's desk drawers and find the ball)</em>",1 |
| 1082,Why?,1 |
| 1083,What does his ball have to do with anything?,1 |
| 1084,"Druthers has to be taught he can't behave like that. When I was teaching kindergarten,whenever a kid was mean, I would take away one of his toys. The kid would be upset at first,but then he'd learn to stop being mean.",2 |
| 1085,Lily stole my boss' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose.,1 |
| 1086,You know about this?,1 |
| 1087,Yeah. It's her own personal form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?,4 |
| 1088,I gave them to you for your birthday.,4 |
| 1089,So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?,1 |
| 1090,A note?,1 |
| 1091,"I know, I know.",0 |
| 1092,You claim to have so much sex. I only assumed you'd be good at it.,3 |
| 1093,"When Druthers goes to get his bagel, I'll go in, grab the note, put the ball back. If something goes wrong, yell out, "who wants espresso?" So I'll know he's coming. Got it? Okay, now give me the ball.",1 |
| 1094,Interesting.,2 |
| 1095,"Wow. Looks like bye-bye, iPod.",2 |
| 1096,"I'm sorry, Ted. I just can't do that.",2 |
| 1097,Do you not see the powerbar in my hand? I'm fueling up.,0 |
| 1098,"Oh, yeah. And tonight, just like John Mellencamp, I am going to get rid of the "cougar" once and for all. Get it? 'Cause that's what he did with his name.",0 |
| 1099,"But you don't understand. See, I've been going easy on you, holding back, 'cause I was afraid you'd break a hip or something. But, this time, no mercy.I don't care how long it takes days, weeks, half a year.",0 |
| 1100,I have another design.,1 |
| 1101,"Congrats, ted.",2 |
| 1102,"B-plus?! Marshall, after I've gone through my eight weeks of physical therapy, I am going to get you that "A"!",0 |
| 1103,Let her go. She belongs out there in the wild. You should feel proud. You fought the cougar and lived.,3 |
| 1104,I'm sorry.,4 |
| 1105,Thank you.,2 |
| 1106,"You wouldn't be into her.She's, like, in her late 40s.",3 |
| 1107,And she's looking for some action. Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.,0 |
| 1108,What's a woman in her 60s or 70s? A turtle?,1 |
| 1109,Classic.,3 |
| 1110,"Ted, that girl didn't quit. You destroyed her.",4 |
| 1111,You'll sit there. My station is right over here. And things are a little bit crazy right now 'cause we're pitching a new building to a big client.,1 |
| 1112,Yeah. Here's the model.,1 |
| 1113,And the way it...,2 |
| 1114,It is just...,2 |
| 1115,Nice to meet you.,2 |
| 1116,Absolutely.,1 |
| 1117,I can't believe how Mr. Druthers treats people. And that building? Talk about overcompensating.,2 |
| 1118,No.,1 |
| 1119,It's nothing.,1 |
| 1120,"Ted, you should pitch your building to Druthers.",2 |
| 1121,"Good one, sir. Anyway, here they are.",1 |
| 1122,You know about this?,1 |
| 1123,Yeah. It's her own personal form of justice. Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?,4 |
| 1124,So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?,1 |
| 1125,"That's not justice. It's shoplifting,and it's a crime.",1 |
| 1126,"Lily, your little system doesn't even make sense. In kindergarten, the kid knew why he was being punished. Druthers just thinks someone stole his ball.",1 |
| 1127,A note?,1 |
| 1128,"I know, I know.",0 |
| 1129,You claim to have so much sex. I only assumed you'd be good at it.,3 |
| 1130,"I promise you, after tonight, that cougar will be my pet, and I its master.",0 |
| 1131,"Come on, Lily. We're running out of time.",1 |
| 1132,"Who wants espresso?",2 |
| 1133,Fine. Here's the ball. At least you have one now.,2 |
| 1134,"Dude, you're k*ll me. You didn't tame the cougar. You just made her angrier.",3 |
| 1135,I can't stop thinking about you. Please give me another chance.,0 |
| 1136,"But you don't understand. See, I've been going easy on you, holding back, 'cause I was afraid you'd break a hip or something. But, this time, no mercy.I don't care how long it takes days, weeks, half a year.",0 |
| 1137,To Ted! The youngest person to ever design a building over 70 stories... Probably!,4 |
| 1138,"Congrats, ted.",2 |
| 1139,"Barney! Oh, my god!",4 |
| 1140,"Yeah, sure. How about pancakes?",3 |
| 1141,Really?,3 |
| 1142,"No, no, no, no, no, no.",3 |
| 1143,What?!,2 |
| 1144,"I don't know. I mean, you could tell me, like, about how good-looking and funny and smart I am and I've been working out lately. It might be nice for you to mention something about that.",3 |
| 1145,Smart...,2 |
| 1146,"I can't even look Mrs. Butterworth in the eye. Oh, my God. We're getting married!",2 |
| 1147,"It's okay, baby. You're not just realizing that now, are you?",3 |
| 1148,"You guys are eloping! Oh, that's fantastic. Wait, is this because there's a time crunch Uncle Ted should know about?",1 |
| 1149,"Guys, this sounds like so much fun, but I can't really take off work. I'm kind of important around here, you know? I'm the project manager.",1 |
| 1150,Of course I do. Let's go to Atlantic City!,1 |
| 1151,"Well, actually, I mean... It is my wedding day, and since we're here...",2 |
| 1152,"Ah, A.C., always in decline, never hitting bottom. It's good to be back, old friend.",0 |
| 1153,"Ah, good to see you, too. Three times, maybe.",0 |
| 1154,The wedding chapel... This is it. Are you ready to do this?,2 |
| 1155,"Oh, really? Thanks.",4 |
| 1156,Done. <em>(She leaves)</em>,4 |
| 1157,"No, we got to go get the veil.",3 |
| 1158,"Yeah, okay.",3 |
| 1159,"So this is it, right? The last 20 minutes of your single life. I'm proud of you, buddy.",1 |
| 1160,Right here.,1 |
| 1161,You're not my best friend.,3 |
| 1162,"Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party. I've got, like, 18 minutes.",3 |
| 1163,Of course.,0 |
| 1164,Unbelievable!,0 |
| 1165,"That's weird, right? Marshall and Lily are getting married!",1 |
| 1166,Hi. We're here to get married.,2 |
| 1167,"Well, sure. In Vegas, the casinos pump in oxygen. Here, it looks like everyone brought their own.",4 |
| 1168,There is half an orca whale rotting not 20 feet from the cabana.,1 |
| 1169,Is there any way that we could get a license today?,2 |
| 1170,You were just staring at my shirt boobs.,4 |
| 1171,Hi.,0 |
| 1172,Why are you doing this to us?!,3 |
| 1173,No. A little.,1 |
| 1174,"All right. Um, also...?",1 |
| 1175,"Yes, I'll leave it on.",4 |
| 1176,I have.,3 |
| 1177,"Yeah, we are. He's a judge.",0 |
| 1178,"Baby, anyplace we go, we're gonna need a marriage license.",3 |
| 1179,"No, let me.",4 |
| 1180,"See? See, this is destiny. So, captain, can you take us out to international waters and marry us?",2 |
| 1181,I can get us that money.,0 |
| 1182,Not a clue.,1 |
| 1183,"Wait, I get it. I understand this game.",3 |
| 1184,Why can't I do it just a little?,0 |
| 1185,"Yeah, serious is probably good.",3 |
| 1186,This is pretty cool. I can't believe you never want to get married.,1 |
| 1187,We don't want to do this.,2 |
| 1188,"Yes. Because it's gonna be amazing. Look, before I was afraid to face Marshall's family and I didn't want to do all that work, but... Now that we're here... I realize that I have to face Marshall's family and I really want to do all that work.",2 |
| 1189,Are... we married? Did you just marry us? Weren't you listening? We don't want to be married.,3 |
| 1190,"Oh, whew... That was close.",2 |
| 1191,I just don't feel like going to a mall.,4 |
| 1192,Dumped in a mall?,1 |
| 1193,Found out you were Canadian at a mall?,1 |
| 1194,Mauled at the mall?,1 |
| 1195,"What, I don't get it, why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?",1 |
| 1196,"Yeah, that moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.",0 |
| 1197,Oh.,0 |
| 1198,It's true. They tell each other everything.,1 |
| 1199,Hey.,1 |
| 1200,We're not getting married at the mall.,2 |
| 1201,She's not married. Robin hates marriage.,1 |
| 1202,"No, because before Robin moved to New York, she...What was she doing?",2 |
| 1203,"Well, I don't know, whenever I ask her about Canada, she kinda clams up.",1 |
| 1204,Except when she's talking about...,2 |
| 1205,They speak French there too? God! That place is a mess.,0 |
| 1206,What the hell's a slap bet?,2 |
| 1207,You said you would respect her privacy so maybe you should just drop it.,2 |
| 1208,"Just say, "no, I'm not married."",1 |
| 1209,Oh.,1 |
| 1210,I can't believe you told us Robin's secret.,2 |
| 1211,How can I keep something like that to myself? And you begged me to tell you.,1 |
| 1212,"Fine, Robin's married.",1 |
| 1213,"Oh, right, like you need an excuse to watch p*rn.",2 |
| 1214,Whoa. It's weird that you don't remember.,1 |
| 1215,"String quartet played at the ceremony, but for the actual reception we had a seven-piece band. We paid extra for the sax 'cause I just love that smooth alto sound.",4 |
| 1216,Yes I was.,4 |
| 1217,I looked it up at the library.,1 |
| 1218,What library?,4 |
| 1219,I used the Canadian Mall Marriage 6000.,1 |
| 1220,"See, this is why I don't tell people secrets. You were supposed to be the one person I trusted the most and even you couldn't keep a secret.",4 |
| 1221,Don't count on it. I've been practicing on a tree trunk.,0 |
| 1222,I just don't think it's healthy to keep big secrets in a relationship. My parents didn't really talk to each other for thirty years and now they're divorced.,1 |
| 1223,"I have shared more of myself with you than I have ever shared with anyone. I'm asking for this one secret, which has nothing to do with us, to just be mine.",4 |
| 1224,Yeah. No I don't.,1 |
| 1225,I don't wanna get slapped again.,3 |
| 1226,I wanna stress that I was young.,4 |
| 1227,And I didn't know any better.,4 |
| 1228,"p*rn? I wish it was p*rn, it would be less embarrassing.",4 |
| 1229,Yes. I had one minor hit. I had to go all over Canada and sing this song in malls. For a whole year I lived off of Orange Juliuses and Wetzel's Pretzels.,4 |
| 1230,This is the 90's. Why does it look like 1986?,3 |
| 1231,"Oh my God, Robin's rapping. Guys, Robin's rapping.",1 |
| 1232,"Relax, dude, I'm just going for my soda, man. Take it easy. This is gonna be fun.",3 |
| 1233,"Hey, just so you know, 16-year-old me would have been all over you. You could have been the girlfriend in Canada I told everyone I had. Hey, I'm really sorry I pried this out of you. I probably should have left it alone.",1 |
| 1234,"You know what, you know me better now. That feels kinda nice.",4 |
| 1235,Sex is fun.,0 |
| 1236,Then you didn't lose your virginity to him. Just barely doesn't count.,2 |
| 1237,"...Dary! Legendary! Dude, I am so excited that you're single again. We're going to conquer New York City. I already have a girl from work lined up for you. Right boob bigger than the left boob, which some choose to look at as bra half empty. I choose to look at as bra half full.",0 |
| 1238,"Of course it's a competition, Lil. How else do you explain... what's his name?",0 |
| 1239,How do you know?,2 |
| 1240,"No, I don't!...Not incredibly. It's a little hard to believe how hot is he. But I mean, she isn't serious about him. The girl never marries the hot guy.",2 |
| 1241,"Hey, Robin. (Looks down) Gael.",2 |
| 1242,"Hum-hum. Not for long. Okay, pep talk. Take a knee. Ted, tonight, we're going to get you someone way hotter than Robin. Okay, Robin's a ten. Fine we'll get you a 12. Or, you know... two sixes. Failing that, four threes. And break glass in case of emergency we'll go the Staten Island, I'll get you 12 ones. Ted, my boy, I'm going to re-teach you... Ah.",0 |
| 1243,"Barney. Ted, we are back. Up here. Up high. Fivin' it up five-style!",0 |
| 1244,"Yeah, you're right. We're both totally striking out.",1 |
| 1245,Yeah. But I didn't get to help.,0 |
| 1246,Apology accepted. Let's go.,0 |
| 1247,Lily?!,3 |
| 1248,"Oh, I forgive you, Mom.",2 |
| 1249,Weren't you wearing a bra?,3 |
| 1250,"Okay, this place is actually pretty nice.",0 |
| 1251,"Wrong. Ted has a classic clean-cut look that never goes out of style season after season, burn.",0 |
| 1252,Ted. Who are you gonna side with on this tattoos thing?,0 |
| 1253,"You're not getting a tattoo. It's not you. Ted, you are heading down a dark path.",0 |
| 1254,"After this maybe. Oh, man, this is going to be legen... wait for it...",1 |
| 1255,Nothing. This J. Crew catalog. Who brings two golden retrievers in a canoe?,3 |
| 1256,We've gotta call Barney.,2 |
| 1257,Way ahead of you.,3 |
| 1258,"Hey, guys, what's the big emergency? Oh and B the W: I am never speaking to Ted again.",0 |
| 1259,Hum. Hum. What?,1 |
| 1260,Ted?,0 |
| 1261,"Nothing, buddy.",0 |
| 1262,Ow. Why did that hurt so...? Oh my God! (Looks in mirror) I have a tattoo.,1 |
| 1263,"You know, a ho tat. Ass antlers. A Panama City license plate.",0 |
| 1264,What a wuss. Do you think exes can be friends?,1 |
| 1265,He got a tramp stamp. (Everyone laughs),2 |
| 1266,You shaved.,4 |
| 1267,(yells) I did.,1 |
| 1268,"Over it? My first three days in Argentina, I cried my eyes out. I missed you so much. I wanted to go and prove how adventurous I am, but the truth is, it was really lonely. And that's why Gael happened.",4 |
| 1269,I was trying to survive it.,4 |
| 1270,Go for Barney.,0 |
| 1271,"So, beeing married, different? Not different?",1 |
| 1272,I think the whole point of getting married was that you didn't have to do that anymore.,0 |
| 1273,Thanks.,1 |
| 1274,"Yeah. Wait, why?",0 |
| 1275,I didn't know that I was supposed to write a letter. All Lily's gonna find in that folder are a bunch of bank statements and a funny list of things to do with my ashes.,3 |
| 1276,"That's right. Unless... you die between now and then. Ooh. But, come on, that's never gonna happen.",0 |
| 1277,"No way at all. In fact, I dare God to smite down this perfectly healthy...",0 |
| 1278,"I'm telling you, within three days...",0 |
| 1279,"Ooh, here he comes. Switched to big words.",2 |
| 1280,No. Because he's from out of town.,0 |
| 1281,"Okay, okay. We're from a small town in the south of France. Our plane leaves sunday morning.",1 |
| 1282,"(With southern accent) Uh, hey, uh, howdy, ladies. Hate to bother you. We seem to be a little bit lost. Would you happen to know which street the statue of liberty's on?",0 |
| 1283,"So, hey, you-you ladies, been awful nice to us. What do you say... ah, never mind. No...",1 |
| 1284,Really? It doesn't seem that lame to me.,1 |
| 1285,Mmm.,4 |
| 1286,"Well, now that I'm home, I'm finding myself getting annoyed at things that I loved on vacation.",4 |
| 1287,"Ooh sofa! Ooh sofa! Sofa, sofa, oh... ooh (she grunts)",4 |
| 1288,"Gael, there's some weird du.. (A lot of people is on her apartment) Hello.",4 |
| 1289,"Wow, it's a really nice blender.",2 |
| 1290,How can you open my letter?,2 |
| 1291,"That was not a letter. It was barely even a text message. Next time you write something that short, at least have the courtesy to make it rhyme.",3 |
| 1292,"Yes, I'm sure this is the best of their 57 "spudtacular" east coast locations.",1 |
| 1293,"All right, Ignatius, one more hour.",1 |
| 1294,A hundred... on the south of Bronx at this time of night? We're going to get k*ll.,1 |
| 1295,"Hey, babe. I've been thinking about our fight.",3 |
| 1296,"I'm really, really... surprised that you haven't apologized to me yet.",3 |
| 1297,"Because, I can't bear the thought of not being with you, not even for long enough to write you a stupid letter.",2 |
| 1298,"Yes, really. Plus, I know as soon as I write it, you're just going to open it up and read it again.",2 |
| 1299,What? West village?,1 |
| 1300,Teddy?,0 |
| 1301,Listening.,0 |
| 1302,Totally. What does it say?,3 |
| 1303,"Yes, you suck. You said you wouldn't read it and you did.",2 |
| 1304,But that's impossible. You were up here less than half an hour ago.,0 |
| 1305,"Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.",3 |
| 1306,And then he starts on his hair. Ace.,0 |
| 1307,"Just go without us, we'll be there in five minutes.",0 |
| 1308,Thanks for lending me these boots. Where did you get them from?,4 |
| 1309,I saw it first.,2 |
| 1310,Stinson.,0 |
| 1311,That was you? Kidding. I was super wasted... that night. These are not all for me.,1 |
| 1312,"No, I was gonna call you but I was so embarrassed.",1 |
| 1313,"Those were yours? I thought they felt kinda tight. Kidding, I don't wear underwear, ladies underwear. Often. Again, I'm kidding.",1 |
| 1314,Tired of people who fold early 'cause I am wide awake.,1 |
| 1315,That's 'cause you distracted me. You've been hanging crumpet ever since the third set.,0 |
| 1316,"Given the choice, always party with Dr. Strangelove.",0 |
| 1317,New girl? What new girl?,2 |
| 1318,Are they friends? (Ted on phone),2 |
| 1319,Are they Betas?,2 |
| 1320,Because they're all sluts and you can tell them right now I didn't wanna be in their sorority anyway.,2 |
| 1321,I thought we were in for the evening.,3 |
| 1322,Hello.,2 |
| 1323,"No, I'm not doing it. The whole point to not shaving...",2 |
| 1324,I'm on my way.,2 |
| 1325,It's a tricycle.,1 |
| 1326,"No way, no way, no way!",0 |
| 1327,So what you're saying to us right now is you have a sh*t at the belt?,0 |
| 1328,"If Lily were to die before me, then I could ride the tricycle.",3 |
| 1329,"Guys, come on, help me out. What do I do?",1 |
| 1330,Yes.,1 |
| 1331,"Two, is the aggregate weight of all participants under 400 pounds.",0 |
| 1332,Yes.,1 |
| 1333,"Theodore Mosby, are you paying these women?",0 |
| 1334,That's funny. I love that. You should tell more jokes at my apartment upstairs.,1 |
| 1335,I already did this morning.,3 |
| 1336,"No, no way. The other day I saw a pigeon take a crap on it and the whole thing shifted.",3 |
| 1337,"I cannot give up my bedroom to a boot thief. She should be punished, not rewarded.",2 |
| 1338,"OK, take it.",1 |
| 1339,Where's the shaving cream?,4 |
| 1340,"So, I'm having a little trouble finding the CD.",1 |
| 1341,"What are you talking about? Barney: If you must know, it wasn't a freak beverage malfunction that stopped me from riding the tricycle that night.",2 |
| 1342,Yes it is. Whatever this night was heading towards is ruined. Where's my coat?,0 |
| 1343,"See? If a complete degenerate like Barney choked, what chance do I have?",1 |
| 1344,"The best chance in the world. Fear took the belt from me. Fear rode the tricycle that night, my friends. But fear will not get a second turn.",0 |
| 1345,I was just thinking about this documentary I saw once about something called a supervolcano.,1 |
| 1346,"Mortality angle, that's actually pretty good. I can do this.",1 |
| 1347,Yes you can.,0 |
| 1348,"I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I'm actually moved. Bring it in, guys.",2 |
| 1349,"So, Robin, I've got a guy for you. He's cute, he's funny, he's smart.",2 |
| 1350,"Well, there's nothing wrong with this guy. He's really nice and he's really cute.",2 |
| 1351,Aha! There it is. Robin's not going out with a guy with a kid.,1 |
| 1352,"You told me even when you were a kid, you hated kids.",1 |
| 1353,"Well, you don't wanna have them.",1 |
| 1354,I like sports cars but it doesn't mean I wanna push a Ferrari through my vagina,4 |
| 1355,"You can't blame us for thinking that the kid would be a problem. I mean, if we were friends with Garfield, we wouldn't set him up on a date with Mondays.",3 |
| 1356,(to himself) But she's Canadian.,0 |
| 1357,"OK, here's the thing, George is a great guy, we had a wonderful date.",4 |
| 1358,"Well, you knew you'd meet him sooner or later.",2 |
| 1359,"Robin, What's the big deal? He's just a kid. He's not gonna bite. He may bite. We're working on biting.",2 |
| 1360,"Oh, Theodore...",0 |
| 1361,"Yeah, well, I got so much game, I'm Cornish game hen.",1 |
| 1362,"Well, I'm The Game, well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.",1 |
| 1363,"OK, Marshall.",0 |
| 1364,"Neither of you guys has any game, right, or else you'd be married like me.",3 |
| 1365,"OK. One, we agreed not to ever say 'bra' anymore. It was a good week, we had a lot of fun, but it's over. Two, you've been with Lily for eleven years. You're idea of good game is slapping on a Dr. Seuss hat and flashing two tickets to a Spin Doctors concert.",0 |
| 1366,Or we could just choose a girl and the first one to seal the deal wins.,1 |
| 1367,"Before we start, why don't we jot down a few basic ground rules?",0 |
| 1368,"OK, great. Rule number one, no eye patches or props of any kind.",1 |
| 1369,"Only the biggest ever. I think kids are so great. Especially the little ones. You know, uh, pudgy, can't sit up, don't have teeth yet.",4 |
| 1370,"Yeah, let's take things slow.",4 |
| 1371,No it's not. It's actually a type of bird.,4 |
| 1372,"I am not irrelevant. I ran the numbers. If Lily and I have sex twice a week, which, let's be honest, we all know is being conservative. And we've been together for ten years plus seventeen more times on the honeymoon. Minus the two week drought when I said the checker at the grocery store reminded me of a young Lily. Then we have had sex a total of...wait for it...",3 |
| 1373,"We've never shared a woman, have we, Ted? Isn't that funny? You're with her now, I was with her a year ago. You figure for her, that's like 200 showers ago. You gotta ask yourself, Ted, is 200 enough? Ted: You know what, I don't mind. Barney: No, of course you don't mind. Just like the second guy to climb Mt. Everest didn't mind getting all the way to the top only to find Sir Edmund Hilary's flagpole thrust into its supple peak.",0 |
| 1374,"No, I'm sure when you're with her I'll be the furthest thing from your mind. Kissing what I've already kissed. Nuzzling what I've already nuzzled. Going (lowers head slightly and shakes it vigorously) on what I've already gone (lowers head again slightly and shakes it vigorously) on.",0 |
| 1375,"I hate to tell you this but, too late.",2 |
| 1376,He drew it in class today.,2 |
| 1377,We'll ask the guys. They'll tell you that's not me,4 |
| 1378,"Hey, who drew the picture of Robin?",1 |
| 1379,"My new mommy." Kinda has a nice ring to it.,1 |
| 1380,"Yeah, you can't just abandon him. You have to talk to him. Come on, Robin, you know it's the right thing to do.",2 |
| 1381,"Oh, that is so sweet, Even though it doesn't rhyme.",4 |
| 1382,And what about me? You think I go around pouring cereal for every boy in town.,4 |
| 1383,It gets better. Remember Ted's phone conversation?,0 |
| 1384,Oh.,0 |
| 1385,"Yeah, wait, don't tell me you go to yoga here too?",0 |
| 1386,You are a sociopath. That was my yoga mat.,1 |
| 1387,"Hold one, hold on a second. Stacy.",0 |
| 1388,"So, Blah, how did you two meet?",3 |
| 1389,"So, she's hot.",0 |
| 1390,Then she's crazy.,0 |
| 1391,"Ted, the only hot girls that troll the Internet for dudes are crazy, hookers or dudes.",0 |
| 1392,"OK, she's not crazy, she's not a hooker, she's not a dude. Though there's this guy I pass on my work every day who's all three, scares the crap out of me.",1 |
| 1393,There's no way she's above the line on the hot-crazy scale.,0 |
| 1394,"If she's this crazy, she has to be this hot.",0 |
| 1395,You want the girl to be above this line,0 |
| 1396,"Also known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal. This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head...",0 |
| 1397,...then lose ten pounds.,0 |
| 1398,She's not crazy.,1 |
| 1399,"OK, we'll see.",0 |
| 1400,It's crazy how cute that is. It's crazy.,0 |
| 1401,Aw.,2 |
| 1402,"I know, right?",3 |
| 1403,"College, good times.",4 |
| 1404,"Oh, here we go.",0 |
| 1405,"Look, there's nothing going on between me and Ted.",4 |
| 1406,"No, I'm just saying you don't have anything to worry about.",4 |
| 1407,"No, I'm saying that you shouldn't be.",4 |
| 1408,"No, it's OK. I have to take care of him now. Of course, I have had to put my dreams on hold in order to do it, but I'm happy to. He's my brother and I love him. I'm sorry, it's all still so fresh.",0 |
| 1409,"Well, I'm still having this conversation, so... Barney: (laughs) Well played.",1 |
| 1410,"Hey, Audrey, this is my deaf brother, Edward.",0 |
| 1411,"OK, yes, I told them, but it's not a big deal. Lots of people meet on the Internet. That whole seeing a stranger across a crowded room thing, that only happens in the movies.",1 |
| 1412,"A year. But don't worry, the relationship wasn't that good. By the end, it was mostly about sex, which was not that good. But I was the problem. I'd just lie there. Ted is very good. I'm sure he will get you where you need to go. Can I buy your bags online?",4 |
| 1413,"The night before Lily met Marshall, there was this party.",1 |
| 1414,"Oh, come on, you wouldn't.",1 |
| 1415,Oh no.,1 |
| 1416,"Don't be embarrassed, Ted, it was a long time ago.",2 |
| 1417,"She knows about us, about how we really met.",1 |
| 1418,Come on what?,2 |
| 1419,"No, no no no no no no no no no no no.",2 |
| 1420,It was right over there.,0 |
| 1421,"Here's your problem, you've only slept with one woman. Those kind of stats are only okay if you're eleven. But tonight, we're getting you a new girl because Marshall Eriksen, from this moment on, I make all your decisions for you.",0 |
| 1422,"I'm sorry, who are you again?",3 |
| 1423,"This is Barney, I met him the other day. He's kind of a jackass.",1 |
| 1424,"For like a week after, Barney followed me around, asking me to teach him how to live. I even got him to do my laundry once.",3 |
| 1425,"Yeah, of course, what's wrong?",3 |
| 1426,"Baby, I am so sorry.",2 |
| 1427,You and me? No idea.,1 |
| 1428,Look what I've confiscated from some kids.,3 |
| 1429,"Chew chew chew chew, swallow.",3 |
| 1430,"It's all right, honey.",3 |
| 1431,Sandwiches are strong these days.,2 |
| 1432,Where's my wife?,1 |
| 1433,"Okay. My thing's pretty huge. But fine, you can go first.",0 |
| 1434,"I'm talking about welcome to the sex plane, and look who plays the navigator, Ted Mosby (He shows a porno dvd)",0 |
| 1435,Thanks. It's kind of weird hugging with p*rn on.,3 |
| 1436,"Yeah, and I'm sure complete accuracy in all those details was very important to the directors... "Dirt and skank, the raunch brothers".",0 |
| 1437,I got the job at the NRDC.,3 |
| 1438,And I found a porno starring Ted Mosby.,0 |
| 1439,"Oh, congratulations, Marshall!",4 |
| 1440,"Oh, is that him? Cause that Ted Mosby really knows what he's doing.",4 |
| 1441,"But you're still gonna go to your job interview today, right, baby?",2 |
| 1442,I'm not doing that interview. Those people are evil.,3 |
| 1443,"Wow. That's 42 movies a month. Who is he, Jude Law? Right? He makes a lot of movies. I mean, not so much lately, but maybe, like, two years ago, you couldn't go to a movie without...",4 |
| 1444,Oh my God! (To Marshall and Lily) AVW? It's architecture vision weekly.,1 |
| 1445,"Well, I don't want to say it's my project. I mean, I'll be working with at least three partners.",1 |
| 1446,That interview went on for 20 more minutes.,1 |
| 1447,Hello.,3 |
| 1448,What do you mean?,3 |
| 1449,"That comes later. At dinner. He did invite you to dinner, didn't he?",0 |
| 1450,"Well, it's your lucky day. He's gonna be signing autographs tomorrow night in Manhattan at something called the Adult Video Expo.",4 |
| 1451,Affirmative. Or to put in another way... God bless America.,0 |
| 1452,"No, hum, not that I know of. I do have an uncle who owns a, a pretty successful bait shop.",3 |
| 1453,"And you make a kindergarten teacher's salary, right?",4 |
| 1454,Really?,1 |
| 1455,So perky and full of life and not at all fake.,0 |
| 1456,So these boobs...,1 |
| 1457,Ted said it was okay.,4 |
| 1458,Oh right!,3 |
| 1459,I forgive you.,2 |
| 1460,Thank you guys for coming down here so quickly.,3 |
| 1461,Dowisetrepla?,1 |
| 1462,pffff (to the estate agent) he's from Ohio. (to Ted) Dowisetrepla is the up-and-coming neighborhood.,3 |
| 1463,"Man, life is gonna be sweet!",3 |
| 1464,"Ted, do you think i have no morals whatsoever? I simply want to fool a girl into thinking this is my apartment so i can nail her once and never have to see her again. I'm not a monster!",0 |
| 1465,"But we're not doing this for now, we're doing this for our future. Can't you imagine starting a family here?",3 |
| 1466,"Yes! I've been staring at that thing for years. Wendy, bring me the comically large bottle of champagne.",3 |
| 1467,"Honey, once you've made the sale, stop selling.",3 |
| 1468,No way. That-that can't be right.,3 |
| 1469,"Let's get out of here, Marshall.",2 |
| 1470,"My student loans. Great. I thought we were friends. you know what, it's fine to penalize me for trying to get an education and bud a career, but i will not let you deprive my beautiful wife of her dream home just because i...",3 |
| 1471,Wait. That time that you offered to walk my dogs when i went to visit my dad in Vancouver...,4 |
| 1472,"If you wwant to get to the bottom of this, you're gonna need a stronger stomach than that, doll face.",0 |
| 1473,And then Marshall tried to storm out... but Lily went for the Hail Marpass.,1 |
| 1474,"There'd be a bigger mess. tempted as he was, Marshall was still too upset.",1 |
| 1475,I know what they've been fighting...,4 |
| 1476,Ah!,0 |
| 1477,"Robin, just...",0 |
| 1478,They were fighting because they didn't get the loan and it's all Lily's fault.,4 |
| 1479,"Even if they break up, that doesn't mean we can't all hangout. I mean we broke up and we still hang out. It's not weird.",1 |
| 1480,"Hey, hey guys.",3 |
| 1481,We have an annoucement.,2 |
| 1482,What?! What?!,3 |
| 1483,So is that a yes? You can't sleep with other women though.,2 |
| 1484,So you're not getting a divorce?,4 |
| 1485,"Wow, guys! You scared us.",1 |
| 1486,Yeah! There it is! Our new home!,2 |
| 1487,It reeks!,3 |
| 1488,Peeing.,2 |
| 1489,"All right,we have a turkey.",2 |
| 1490,"Yeah, this is gonna be the best Slapsgiving ever.",3 |
| 1491,"yeah, this is going to be great. Just the five of us, right?",1 |
| 1492,"Bob? You've been on, like, three dates with that guy. We haven't even met him.",2 |
| 1493,"I'm sorry,sometimes I forget how seriously you guys take American Thanksgiving. Real thanksgiving happened over a month ago.",4 |
| 1494,Slapsgiving.,3 |
| 1495,How old is he?,1 |
| 1496,Unbelievable. Robin is dating Orville Redenbacher.,1 |
| 1497,Yeah.,4 |
| 1498,"I'm going to make a phone call. <em>(On the phone with Barney who is at the Bar)</em> Hey, it's me. listen, you have to come over here and make pies.",1 |
| 1499,"Oh, awesome, you're a lifesaver. It's still kind of weird being alone with Robin, but if you were here...",1 |
| 1500,"Oh, marshall, are you working on the cranberry sauce?",2 |
| 1501,"Hey, ted.",4 |
| 1502,I'd already broken the ice with my cool pie fact. then he makes it ten times more awkward.,4 |
| 1503,Did you know that the egyptian pyramids can be seen from space? Probably?,4 |
| 1504,You're allergic.,1 |
| 1505,Yeah.,1 |
| 1506,Come on.,4 |
| 1507,The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is because I heard noah gave him g*n in the ark.,1 |
| 1508,Horrible idea.,3 |
| 1509,"Relapse five! That's where we high-five, then it's awkward for a little bit... and then we high-five again!",0 |
| 1510,...who's coming to my thanksgiving today...,2 |
| 1511,"Clearly, we need to talk about this.",4 |
| 1512,We need to talk about last night.,4 |
| 1513,"Oh, that was you in little league, wasn't it?",4 |
| 1514,I'm not scared.,0 |
| 1515,Please don't slap me.,0 |
| 1516,But it's Slapsgiving.,3 |
| 1517,"Look at us! We can't be alone together, can we?",4 |
| 1518,Apparently not.,1 |
| 1519,I suppose... we eat dinner. And then that's it.,1 |
| 1520,Okay.,4 |
| 1521,Happy Thanksgiving.,1 |
| 1522,Nope. This sucks. Eat up and leave.,2 |
| 1523,"Barney, put it away.",2 |
| 1524,"Say goodbye, kids, 'cause it won't be around much longer. (He shows his tattoo)",1 |
| 1525,What? What do you mean?,1 |
| 1526,"uh, actually, it's "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." It's from the bible.",1 |
| 1527,"Well, that's cute. But she's not my neighbor, she's my doctor. So if you'll excuse me...",1 |
| 1528,"But you know better. You've seen your friends make the same mistakes before. You've laughed smugly at them.(laughs) Idiots! But still, you think, "this is different. The platinum rule doesn't apply to me." And that step 2! Bargaining.",0 |
| 1529,I think i've got a little crush on our sports guy.,4 |
| 1530,we're not gonna date them. We're just gonna be friends with them.,2 |
| 1531,Request denied! What rule is there that say's i can't seduce the waitress at my favorite bar?,0 |
| 1532,"yeah, well, i think it'll be okay.",3 |
| 1533,"yeah, well... I think it'll be okay.",4 |
| 1534,"Look, Stella and i are adults; we're both smart, mature people capable of making good decisions.",1 |
| 1535,"we can split a cab to work together. We always have a standing lunch date. And last night, at the hockey game, Curt got us into the locker room, and i met Mason Raymond. Left wing for the Vancouver canucks.",4 |
| 1536,We just go across the hall.,3 |
| 1537,Say we want to play a game of charades...,2 |
| 1538,So you want to do something later?,4 |
| 1539,What are you talking about?,4 |
| 1540,okay. All right.,0 |
| 1541,Yeah!,0 |
| 1542,""Hey neighbor!" "Hey, neighbor""Hey neighbor."",2 |
| 1543,"We're pretending this works, but it doesn't. And i'm getting a little sick of the whole charade.",4 |
| 1544,We're getting a little sick of charades.,2 |
| 1545,or that. Let's say it's that. So can i get a gin and tonic?,0 |
| 1546,Do you see anything?,2 |
| 1547,Yours is poisoned too. She's trying to k*ll me and everyone close to me.,0 |
| 1548,What are you talking about?,1 |
| 1549,"Wait a second. You've been sitting here, pretending to be the expert on all this, but the truth is, this was no real fallout from your breakup at all?",4 |
| 1550,Yet.,0 |
| 1551,"All right, i'm taking off.",1 |
| 1552,I have a date. (Barney brushes Ted's hair in a mess),1 |
| 1553,You're such a jerk!,1 |
| 1554,Why would she think that?,3 |
| 1555,It's okay. What are you guys watching?,1 |
| 1556,Have fun.,3 |
| 1557,"Well, I think you'll find I have a very high tolerance for pain. Just last night, I sat through the worst movie ever made.",1 |
| 1558,"Yeah, yeah. Hey, you were right. Worst movie-going experience ever. Of course, it had nothing to do with the movie.",1 |
| 1559,Boyfriend?,1 |
| 1560,Only date black guys?,1 |
| 1561,This is far from over. We're talking ten weeks from now. Who knows what she'll want then? Do you know what you're going to want for lunch ten weeks from now?,1 |
| 1562,"Yeah, well, I can handle pain. This one time I was playing tennis, and... <em>(He screams in a high-pitched ton)</em>",1 |
| 1563,You juggled? I thought you were trying to impress her.,0 |
| 1564,"Hi. Here. I stopped... <em>(He takes the bag back and wait for stella to be able to see him to give it back to Abby)</em> Hi, I stopped for coffee and I... and I thought I'd grab you something.",1 |
| 1565,"Ted. You just got to be yourself, no more gimmicks.",2 |
| 1566,"I know, I know, but I thought if I read it, maybe we'd have something new to talk about.",1 |
| 1567,What? What is it?,1 |
| 1568,What's the big secret?!,1 |
| 1569,I want to know who am I speaking with!,0 |
| 1570,That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's not real.,1 |
| 1571,I know that you are because there's no such thing.,1 |
| 1572,You sabotaged my next to last chance with Stella for ten dollars?,1 |
| 1573,"Irregular? Oh, my God. This is it. It's all over.",3 |
| 1574,"Oh, my God, this is worse than the laser.",1 |
| 1575,"Sorry, dude. Have a shrimp.",3 |
| 1576,"All this time you were, uh, you were supposed to say no, but you didn't... I checked the transcript. So, here's what I'm proposing. Uh... You only have two minutes, right?",1 |
| 1577,"So, college?",1 |
| 1578,"Okay, great. Uh, how do you want to do this? You had the eggplant parm. I only really had water so... I'm kidding. Oh. Okay. Let's go. Taxi! You nervous?",1 |
| 1579,"Nah, previews. We'll be fine. Ah! Just in time. It hasn't started yet.",1 |
| 1580,Only the important parts. Worst movie ever.,1 |
| 1581,So what grade's your daughter in?,1 |
| 1582,Ah! That's a good year.,1 |
| 1583,What?,1 |
| 1584,"I know. New York. It's a living organism, an ever-changing tapestry. Ooh, look at the time. Let's go.",1 |
| 1585,And... date.,1 |
| 1586,Okay.,1 |
| 1587,"No, no, no, no!",1 |
| 1588,Wow. This Ted guy sounds like a real jerk. You know your problem? You're too sweet.,0 |
| 1589,We just have to go by my hotel room first. My bed was broken. I just have to make sure they fixed it.,0 |
| 1590,I like you.,0 |
| 1591,"We found it. No big deal. Anyway, every year, Ted and I go in together on this big money pool out in Staten Island.",3 |
| 1592,"Yeah. The winner gets $100,000 stuffed in a duffel bag.",1 |
| 1593,Something strange is going on. I was down at the hardware store trying to get a little somethin' somethin'.,0 |
| 1594,There are four kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves.,0 |
| 1595,"Single girl, mid-twenties, looking for a canine replacement for the boyfriend who just dumped her. Instead, finds Barney.",1 |
| 1596,I'm really bored at work.,1 |
| 1597,"Weird, right? Yeah. The same thing happened last week at the museum.",0 |
| 1598,"At this point, about 83%. Soon, these audio guides will be all that I have left.",0 |
| 1599,Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.,2 |
| 1600,It's karma.,2 |
| 1601,"Look, if you want to figure out who it is, why don't you just start by checking your list?",1 |
| 1602,"Come on, let's see the list.",1 |
| 1603,"All of them, but only about half buy a copy on the way out.",0 |
| 1604,"Oh, Lily, come on, lighten up. I mean, any girl who's gonna be with a guy like Barney and do this or that, or this and that, or do this with those in that... I mean, she should have known what she was getting into.",4 |
| 1605,That's true...,0 |
| 1606,"Barney, you're the tiebreaker.",4 |
| 1607,You're kidding me!,1 |
| 1608,"Okay. Then this is as far as we get. The Final Four. It's got to be Meg, Anna, Kate or Holly. We are gonna track these girls down, and you're going to tell me which one approached you at the bar.",0 |
| 1609,"That woman, like every woman in your Final Four, deserves an apology, and I'm not telling you if she's the one until hear you say, "I'm sorry."",2 |
| 1610,"If she k*ll me, I want you to go into my apartment, grab the metal briefcase under my bed and throw it in the East River.",0 |
| 1611,"No! What's the matter with you? Get off of him! Look, she's not the one, but you still owe her an apol...",2 |
| 1612,"We're down to the number one seed. I knew it was Holly. It had to be Holly. Man, I was hoping it wasn't Holly.",0 |
| 1613,"But in my defense, she was kind of annoying.",0 |
| 1614,So you're not mad at Barney? Don't you want an apology? An admission of guilt? Your truck back?,2 |
| 1615,That's not a bad idea.,0 |
| 1616,I don't know. That's a lot riding on a girl who giggles when she lies.,1 |
| 1617,"Hey, there, how are you doing?",0 |
| 1618,"Fine, Barney. I mean, um, fine, stranger.",4 |
| 1619,"Get your hand off my thigh, Barney.",4 |
| 1620,"No. Oh. Look, somebody's watching us. Make your move to the bathroom.",4 |
| 1621,"Barney, I'm sorry, that's my friend Sally from work. We just ran into each other.",4 |
| 1622,Beer.,3 |
| 1623,"Okay, what happened?",1 |
| 1624,Then you get in the trenches side by side with your buddies. And you feel a sense of camaraderie. But before too long...,3 |
| 1625,"Arthur Hobbes is one of the senior partners at my firm, and he's... he's my boss. He seems like a nice guy, but he's got a nickname... a*tillery arthur.",3 |
| 1626,"Barney, I have never been screamed at like that in my life.",3 |
| 1627,"I got screamed at three times today. Once in Korean. This is corporate America, Marshall. Screaming is a motivational tool, like christmas bonuses or sexual harassment. It's just good business.",0 |
| 1628,"Look, Marshall, he screamed at you, you took it. He probably respects you more for it.",4 |
| 1629,All of what?,1 |
| 1630,Dude I can't believe you cried in front of your boss.,0 |
| 1631,"I don't know what happened. There's just something about being yelled at like that, like I was being scolded by my dad. Suddenly... suddenly I was a little boy.",3 |
| 1632,"Yeah, I got it. Right here. I think it's gonna blow you away.",4 |
| 1633,So we good?,4 |
| 1634,"Human beings have rights, and those rights are, um...",1 |
| 1635,"Pretty much routine at the morning meeting, but then, on this particular day, something amazing happened.",0 |
| 1636,"Oh, snap.",0 |
| 1637,That's it? that's the end of the story?,3 |
| 1638,"No, no, of course not... he died.",0 |
| 1639,"Lily, I need your take on this. What... what should I do?",3 |
| 1640,"Oh, God.",0 |
| 1641,"You're right, baby, it's about respect. That is the first useful thing anyone's said to me tonight. Can you give me that speech again?",3 |
| 1642,"I did something stupid, can we just drive somewhere? I need to get away... just drive, man. Please just drive.",3 |
| 1643,Dude!,3 |
| 1644,"Look, just tell me what happened first.",1 |
| 1645,"After we all finished talking last night, I went to the diner to finish working on the ninja report.",3 |
| 1646,"Hey, marshall.",0 |
| 1647,"Yeah, I was just about to order.",3 |
| 1648,"No, I don't.",3 |
| 1649,"Yes, you do, or else that anger is gonna eat you alive.",0 |
| 1650,No.,3 |
| 1651,"Hey, I was just heading to the bar. What are you guys doing out here?",4 |
| 1652,"Ooh, I like stories. You want a lick? What?",4 |
| 1653,Is that ice cream cone big enough?,1 |
| 1654,"Yes, you are. That waiter is every boss and every bully who ever embarrassed or belittled you. And how dare he deny you the one thing that you want, that would make you happy at this moment. A sandwich and gravy fries.",0 |
| 1655,Excuse me?,3 |
| 1656,"Hey, what are you guys doing out here?",0 |
| 1657,"Guys, I'm telling a life-altering story here!",3 |
| 1658,Yeah.,0 |
| 1659,"This is me yelling at you, Barney.",3 |
| 1660,Your mom's a slut!,3 |
| 1661,I don't care what you say. Bob Barker is not your father!,3 |
| 1662,I love you.,3 |
| 1663,"Ted, I don't think I can accept...",3 |
| 1664,"You guys did it in the car, didn't...",1 |
| 1665,Totally. What's the occasion?,2 |
| 1666,Ooh! Somebody you went to Degrassi with?,0 |
| 1667,What?,4 |
| 1668,"Yeah, why would he want to get back together with Louise Marsh?",3 |
| 1669,You're starting out with two big ones right there.,0 |
| 1670,"Thank you. Okay. So, Simon still lives with his mom.",4 |
| 1671,Point Robin.,1 |
| 1672,Point Simon.,3 |
| 1673,Ah. Point Robin. That's five-zip. There's no coming back from that.,3 |
| 1674,"Okay, what the hell just happened?",1 |
| 1675,Huh! A water slide park. That sure is different than what Robin does.,1 |
| 1676,There's another video?!,0 |
| 1677,"I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm sitting next to Simon, and suddenly I'm 16 again.",4 |
| 1678,Michelle? She sounds hot.,0 |
| 1679,"Oh, my friend, you are in for a treat. Hey, Lil?",3 |
| 1680,The coup de grace.,1 |
| 1681,Finish him!,0 |
| 1682,"I want her around all the time. I'd even consider not trying to sleep with her if that's what it takes. Guys, I've decided to seduce Michelle.",0 |
| 1683,"It's a stupid, made-up word with no meaning.",1 |
| 1684,"Okay, okay. First of all, his name is Adam Punciarello, and I don't do that.",1 |
| 1685,"You're worried? Okay, hold on. Is there any version of this conversation where you guys don't sound like my parents?",4 |
| 1686,Lily!,4 |
| 1687,This is my life! You guys just don't get it! You've never felt the way that I feel!,4 |
| 1688,"God, I just love seeing you so happy.",4 |
| 1689,What?,4 |
| 1690,"Well... I'm sorry, Robin.",1 |
| 1691,"So, how's Columbia?",1 |
| 1692,Revertigo?,3 |
| 1693,All right. I can't find your video. I've wasted three days tr... What's the matter?,0 |
| 1694,"Ooh. Really? <em>(Robin starts crying)</em>Oh! Oh, come here.",0 |
| 1695,Your place?,0 |
| 1696,Are you sure you want to do this?,0 |
| 1697,This was my big artistic follow-up to"Let's Go to the Mall." It kind of t*nk.,4 |
| 1698,"Yeah, you're right. I was lame.",4 |
| 1699,"Totally lame. Ugh. And, of course, the robot makes an appearance in the sad love ballad.",0 |
| 1700,"In my experience, the way this normally goes is, we lie here for a while, make a little awkward chitchat.",0 |
| 1701,Guess who nailed the chick from metro news one last night?,0 |
| 1702,"So, tell us, what was it like?",1 |
| 1703,"Penetrating that barrier. You and I are the first ones to hit it. Well, not the first ones, certainly, but the first ones at this table.",1 |
| 1704,"Yeah, and when I hit it, I'm going to go nuts.",3 |
| 1705,"Ha-ha right. A great friend, by the way. The best. Is it my imagination, or are these drinks getting smaller? If this were a doctor's office, they'd say, "try again." How you doing there, Robin?",0 |
| 1706,"Hey. so, I'm reading this, and, I got to say, this might be a little bit over my head. For one thing, I'm fairly certain that if these contracts aren't executed precisely, we will be at w*r with Portugal.",3 |
| 1707,"Marshall, I'm about to tell you a secret that you can't tell anyone-- not Ted, not Robin, not Lily.",0 |
| 1708,Are you mad at me?,0 |
| 1709,"Because I need you, Marshall, as my lawyer, to prove that I didn't do anying wrong.",0 |
| 1710,This is not a legal docume.. This is just something you wrote.,3 |
| 1711,And I shall l include a provision that stateth "No eye contact in a devil's three-way.",0 |
| 1712,"Yeah, because you slept with Robin.",3 |
| 1713,"No, I'll just be the one shredding your paperwork. Technically, you'll be paid by a toy factory in Pyongyang.",0 |
| 1714,Any last questions for Farmer Frank? Yes.,2 |
| 1715,"I don't know what you're talking about,madam.",3 |
| 1716,"Robin, come here!",1 |
| 1717,Da.,1 |
| 1718,Article 29 "A bro will in a timely manner alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.",3 |
| 1719,"Well, I guess that's just a chance you're gonna have to take.",3 |
| 1720,"Great. Well, everyone's here. Stella just arrived and there is something here so awesome, I'm not going to tell you what it is, but you won't believe...",2 |
| 1721,Goat in a party hat?,0 |
| 1722,"Damn it! Well, you still gotta see it. It's so much fun having a goat at a party!",2 |
| 1723,"Okay, everyone, Ted's in the limo, five-minute warning! Everyone get ready! Oh, Missy, are you excit?? Yes, you are!",2 |
| 1724,"Whoa, we're leaving the city. Where the hell is this party?",1 |
| 1725,So there's no roof party?,1 |
| 1726,"Oh, no. There is. We're just not going. This is how good a friend I am. They want you to spent your 30th standing around drinking flat beer ten feet above your living room. But not me, bro. I pulled out all the stops. Private jet, Valderrama suite at the Bellagio. Steaks at BOA, scotch at Ghostbar, then two ringside seats to watch Floyd Mayatather go ten rounds with, wait for it... a grizzly bear!",0 |
| 1727,"Well, I'm... it's a little weird, but, um... No, I'm not mad.",1 |
| 1728,"Lily,come on.",4 |
| 1729,Stop it.,3 |
| 1730,Did he tie you to anything?,2 |
| 1731,"I am not going to Vegas with you! I'm not going to blow off my friends and my girlfriend, and spend my 30th birthday in a strip club. The fact that you think I would... You know, Barney,earlier this week I started putting things in a box and that box was labeled "stuff I have no use for anymore."",1 |
| 1732,Are you saying you don't want to be bros anymore?,0 |
| 1733,So are you two back together?,2 |
| 1734,No.,1 |
| 1735,You know what? I'm not sure that's true. I think I actually prefered if you are mad at me. This is too weird.,4 |
| 1736,So what you guys waiting for?,2 |
| 1737,"Oh baby, do you remember Martin Luther King day?",2 |
| 1738,"Yeah. Yeah. So, listen you should meet me in McLaren's tonight.",0 |
| 1739,"Let's have sex. Right now, I'll lock the door.",1 |
| 1740,I was afraid of this. You're 14.,1 |
| 1741,"In my defense, they were staring at me.",1 |
| 1742,Not Nell Carter... Stella.,1 |
| 1743,"Dude, relax, it's all about expectations management. Do you know why I hated Jerry Maguire so much?",3 |
| 1744,"Right, right, and then no matter what happens, she'll be happy.",1 |
| 1745,"No, uh-uh. Randy, we never use the word "bro" in the name of a failed Democratic vice presidential candidate.",0 |
| 1746,Randy what are you doing?,0 |
| 1747,Riiiggghhhttt!!!,0 |
| 1748,I mean your clothes. All those designer pieces and everything.,3 |
| 1749,And?,0 |
| 1750,"That's it? As far as I'm concerned, if I leave you safe on dry land with adequate transportation home, you've got nothing to complain about.",0 |
| 1751,Probably not quite as much.,0 |
| 1752,"Hey, Lil, if I were to say "Ted could never pull them off," What would I be talking about?",3 |
| 1753,His red cowboy boots.,4 |
| 1754,""The Good, the Bad, and the Fabulous."",4 |
| 1755,I don't want to sell my clothes!,2 |
| 1756,Yeah. Totally. But...,3 |
| 1757,"Well, how much money do we need for the contractor to finish the job?",2 |
| 1758,"Well, give me a week.",2 |
| 1759,I think so.,0 |
| 1760,"You don't have to say it, though.",0 |
| 1761,"Um, Barney, I, I see what you're doing. Please stop.",1 |
| 1762,You sound happy.,2 |
| 1763,I got a two-syllable "damn" in this dress.,2 |
| 1764,Yeah. Now she belongs to... CanadaGirl(a)MetroNewsOne.com.,2 |
| 1765,I went to the G-CWOK's apartment.,3 |
| 1766,Because I felt guilty. This auction was my idea and now you've had to sit around all day while a bunch of vultures ruthlessly pick apart the carcass of your wardrobe.,3 |
| 1767,"Hi, um... Lawrence. I-I'm here about the painting my wife Lily solyou-- the one in the nice frame.",3 |
| 1768,"Yeah, we get it. Gay guys like you.",2 |
| 1769,You're about to find out.,3 |
| 1770,"Anyway, because your first painting worked so well, I convinced Dr. Greer to buy four more.",3 |
| 1771,Really?,2 |
| 1772,"Hey, go to lilyandmarshallselltheirstuff.com or charityfolks.com.",3 |
| 1773,I had Italian for lunch.,1 |
| 1774,Chinese?,1 |
| 1775,Oh.,4 |
| 1776,Indian?,1 |
| 1777,"Of course, mine comes last. Go ahead, start without me.",4 |
| 1778,It's like an angel from heaven landed in the kitchen at MacLaren's. Where the chef k*ll it and ran it through the meat grinder.,1 |
| 1779,"I love this burger so much, I want to sew my ass shut.",0 |
| 1780,It's okay.,3 |
| 1781,"You are being ridiculous. (<em>Taking the bat.)</em> Tell me, you left the apartment today?",1 |
| 1782,"That's it, you're taking a walk. Come on, go.",1 |
| 1783,And there it was.,3 |
| 1784,I don't know<em>. (Looking to his watch.)</em> Does stuff in New York stay open past... 9:30?,3 |
| 1785,"Wait, Penny Noir was a drag queen?",3 |
| 1786,Where do you think it was?,4 |
| 1787,Probably tucked between her legs.,2 |
| 1788,"Anyways, we never found the place. Now, eight years have passed, still... No burger.",3 |
| 1789,"No, you don't.",3 |
| 1790,"Oh, the Corner Bistro! It's amazing, I spent a quarter of my life searching for the best burger in New York City, but silly me, it never occurred to me to check the highest-rated burger in the Zagat guide. Wow, thanks a lot, guy. Let me return the favor. Great cup of coffee: Starbucks.",3 |
| 1791,All right.,0 |
| 1792,I knew it was on a numbered street!,3 |
| 1793,I cannot believe we're finally gonna have this burger,3 |
| 1794,"Honey, I'm so excited for you. After all these interviews, after all these disappointments, you deserve a triumphant mouth full of meat.",2 |
| 1795,We should probably call Regis.,1 |
| 1796,"Marshall, you might not want to hear this, but... is it at all possible this is the same",1 |
| 1797,I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this isn't just about a burger.,4 |
| 1798,It started a couple of weeks ago.,2 |
| 1799,Nope. <em>They laugh.</em>,3 |
| 1800,"Lily, I think we're all eating that burger.",1 |
| 1801,Finally.,4 |
| 1802,"I'm sorry, this is...?",0 |
| 1803,Stop the cab!,3 |
| 1804,"One of 9,000 convenient locations.",0 |
| 1805,"Goliath National Bank. That's why Barney's been going on and on about how, how great Goliath is. He wanted you to be excited for me since we will to working together.",3 |
| 1806,"Yeah and I also want to be a Harlem Globetrotter and get paid in candy, but in the meantime, I need a job, and this is, this is a really good one. It's great pay and there's good benefits, and to be honest, it gives me a reason to put on pants in the morning. You know, I have my whole life to save the planet, but right now I'm kind of really excited to wear pants again.",3 |
| 1807,You've got great pants.,2 |
| 1808,I love you.,2 |
| 1809,"Robin, no!",1 |
| 1810,They're unopened.,4 |
| 1811,"If only there were an easy, convenient way to get some cash right now.",0 |
| 1812,"It's exactly the same. It's the best burger in New York. Go ahead, eat up, eat up.",3 |
| 1813,"If he does get that burger pregnant, I have dibs on the delicious burger babies.",3 |
| 1814,Theodore!,3 |
| 1815,"Ted, if you m*rder me and bury me in New Jersey, I'll haunt thee for ever.",2 |
| 1816,"I am Robin Scherbatsky, and you look... (The Metro M falls) Etro New One to 23h. (Thus the one from 11 pm) And again at 1am.",4 |
| 1817,You wore towels.,3 |
| 1818,"With the next train, you can be in McClaren's to 23h.",2 |
| 1819,"No, I have to change. I'm not feeling in New Jersey.",2 |
| 1820,That's great! We have darts. A half ping-pong. An aquarium. Look how it's getting a great night as planned. One could make the bait and watch them fight.,1 |
| 1821,Marshall.,0 |
| 1822,"I fall not rest until we not make me respect for another person's knuckles brushing against mine so sweet, but manly.Small, small... Small, small... Small... Who's the baby? Know that as long as it does not have what he wants. No, deserves.This fist will not waver. It... bow... not.",0 |
| 1823,"So, your first day?",3 |
| 1824,I know. He told me that I had had it.,4 |
| 1825,No!,3 |
| 1826,It was not so bad.,4 |
| 1827,Come on. I will not call.,4 |
| 1828,This is the look.,0 |
| 1829,Are you in town?,1 |
| 1830,I can not do that. I'll tell Stella she and Lucy are coming to town and that's it.,1 |
| 1831,It's the tears?,2 |
| 1832,"Shirley, this is Robin. I called Joel.",4 |
| 1833,"Stop! Joel, this is Robin.",4 |
| 1834,"Ok, I have half an hour to arrive at the studio.",4 |
| 1835,Better than...? You think...? I... The Empire State Buil...H and H Bage... The center Linco... Zabar's... Papaya King.New York is the cultural and intellectual center of the planet.,1 |
| 1836,Chronicles of the Oscar-winning on urban neurotic.Tape!,0 |
| 1837,Sinatra.,1 |
| 1838,"but, Marshall, you love New York.",2 |
| 1839,"Our story tonight, the baby panda at the zoo in Central Park made his first tooth today. I think that makes him a... Bear molar. Bear molar. Bear molar. You know what? It's really over for me. Good night, New York.",4 |
| 1840,"Wait, why I pay more?",1 |
| 1841,Because you've treated this apart as John Bonham treated his nervous system.,3 |
| 1842,"Do you think we should say-die encyclo-pil. It's a common mistake. But if you look at the direction of the bar on the "e". The symbol of this encyclopedia, you'll know it is a diacritic which aims to change...",1 |
| 1843,You're also responsible for damage to Robin when she was your girlfriend.,3 |
| 1844,Give me the stick.,2 |
| 1845,"Get out, bouseuse.",4 |
| 1846,You're going to seriously continue to wear this hat?,0 |
| 1847,"Self Tanner? They entice you with a coupon, and after it becomes addictive.",4 |
| 1848,"We know, darling, you know. This is a brand new vest.",2 |
| 1849,The magic tricks.,4 |
| 1850,What?,1 |
| 1851,What was your biggest problem with me and Stella?,1 |
| 1852,You kept it on you?,1 |
| 1853,I meet this challenge.,0 |
| 1854,I want to hear the other letters.,1 |
| 1855,"I have not written. I am your ex. I told myself that everything I say is offensive. In addition, I am sexier it, so who cares?",4 |
| 1856,And we hope you're not sorry.,4 |
| 1857,But concerns that a completely expelled.,2 |
| 1858,But you score a point. It all happened very quickly.,1 |
| 1859,"I guess, but we are still at the stage where one seeks to know himself. And Lily, you may be right. Stella will not like my stuff. As the robot pot cake. This is the first thing we bought here, remember?",1 |
| 1860,"My collection of James Bond. You know, we looked at them in order, and... Lily spoke with this weird English accent, until the next month?",1 |
| 1861,It was sophisticated.,2 |
| 1862,"Ted, stop unpacking. You're in the process of pinball.",2 |
| 1863,"This is the black hole where dreams go to die. I move it, either.",2 |
| 1864,I am moving to New Jersey.,1 |
| 1865,"It is French, it's like playing tennis without a net.",4 |
| 1866,"You know what? I take care of the warranty. It makes me happy, because every hole in this apartment is a memory I will never forget. But on one condition: you put all 10 tickets aside every week for next year and come back here and buy this tape 50 years of age, and a toast to the incredible year full of change that we had it. Remove from us. My new family and I, Marshall and Lily, in their apartment and Robin in a number of English-language journalists in the West Pacific, ending up here in New York to celebrate this day... The day we closed one chapter of our lives incredibly, to open a new one.",1 |
| 1867,Barney is an intervention.,4 |
| 1868,It was just dinner with her sister Stella and her boyfriend.They married before us.,1 |
| 1869,Did you need protein. I take the lamb.,1 |
| 1870,Hard to know where is the problem.,1 |
| 1871,"We need you to come, this is my marriage.",1 |
| 1872,"I can not. I am in Tokyo. This is my first week. I can not leave like this. In addition, I am finally serious information.",4 |
| 1873,"OK, I'll be there. I gotta go. Good evening. And I'm Robin Scherbatsky. The talks have been arrested in the Middle East. Despite a promising start in the final negotiations, the talks foundered on security.",4 |
| 1874,Do we really have to rent the cars for tomorrow.,1 |
| 1875,"I worked on an issue of utmost importance. I admit I was baffled. Until I decided to take the bull by the horns.(Barney written on a board: how to lie down again with Robin) Then, finally, I décryptais code. "GIVE THE MARRIAGE OF TED. "",0 |
| 1876,It's the right decision.,3 |
| 1877,"Robin, where are you?",0 |
| 1878,The florist told me that roses are medium pink pale pink that means. Medium pink pale! All're done. Our wedding hall uses a boiler instead of a forced air heating. This is the thing that concerned me. Why are we still married?,2 |
| 1879,"After a while, is that the waffle.",3 |
| 1880,And if there is no other crises?,1 |
| 1881,You'll never get there.,2 |
| 1882,"Look, here's the thing...",1 |
| 1883,thank you God!,4 |
| 1884,It's not weird.,1 |
| 1885,"Yes, but it's not that long ago. See you marry another woman is not really something I look forward to. I just thought if I changed my mind about marriage and children, it was nice knowing you were there.",4 |
| 1886,"I return to New York. I thought I wanted this job, but...Getting back to my real life. And you should go back to yours.",4 |
| 1887,"In addition, Barney.",4 |
| 1888,The girl on reception.,0 |
| 1889,I did not know you'd be here. Girls stairwell.,0 |
| 1890,"I should have been worse, OK? I should have my nerves, follow your advice and burn cases Lily.",3 |
| 1891,It's OK.,1 |
| 1892,Why?,4 |
| 1893,It's that thing?,4 |
| 1894,Super. Let's go.,1 |
| 1895,"Well done, Lily. This place looks cool. That you talked about?",1 |
| 1896,I actually remember it. Oh Oh!,2 |
| 1897,What?,4 |
| 1898,"Oh my God! Oh my God! OK, stay cool. We'll just have to manage it. Everyone... follow me.",1 |
| 1899,Who is Gazeur?,4 |
| 1900,This is the last person I would like to see here. Michael purifier. This is a guy I was in high school.,2 |
| 1901,Are you kidding? It was the third. I had a choice.,2 |
| 1902,"Oh, my God, purifier! It gauze?",2 |
| 1903,"Clearing the air, as before. Oh, man. It does not happen often. You are welcome.",4 |
| 1904,"Let's just eat here, if possible.",1 |
| 1905,"Ted, this is ridiculous.",3 |
| 1906,Who is Becca Delucci?,4 |
| 1907,We do not need. Stella is a party.,3 |
| 1908,What?,3 |
| 1909,My father.,4 |
| 1910,From Robin's father.,2 |
| 1911,My body started to change...,4 |
| 1912,"Wait a second. Sorry, continues.",0 |
| 1913,You're an idiot.,4 |
| 1914,Sorry.,3 |
| 1915,"I see. It is two taxis right front. Not lose it, OK?",1 |
| 1916,You have to get angry. Go ahead. Looking good.,3 |
| 1917,I understand!,4 |
| 1918,In the name of all that is sacred...,1 |
| 1919,"Wait, wait! Where it goes? His taxi has missed the exit for the Lincoln Tunnel.",2 |
| 1920,"Finally. Finally, my friend.",3 |
| 1921,I have the balls too!,1 |
| 1922,That's it. That's it!,1 |
| 1923,I have ants in my leg!,0 |
| 1924,What are you doing?,3 |
| 1925,"Wait. Listen, Ted, it's great that you're angry...",2 |
| 1926,"Barney, they are canon.",3 |
| 1927,Look at it carefully. Individually.,0 |
| 1928,What?,1 |
| 1929,"Apparently, I'll be a father.",0 |
| 1930,That may be a false alarm. It is perhaps not pregnant.,2 |
| 1931,"So if you have a baby, you think you can work less?",2 |
| 1932,"No matter, it will be so cute, I'm going to exhaust the first day.",3 |
| 1933,And for the money? It has a ton of debt.,2 |
| 1934,We count the unpaid bills on her pretty little fingers.Let's make a baby.,3 |
| 1935,"I know, hot bread, spicy pork? Stuff like that. You come not tonight, right? You shake your head for "no"? That's what I thought.",2 |
| 1936,Thank you for coming so quickly.,2 |
| 1937,"I had lunch early, so I can eat.",1 |
| 1938,"Are we ready, Marshall and me to have a baby? So, are we ready to have a baby or not?",2 |
| 1939,You know what is huge? Marshall's head. It is as big as a watermelon in late August. Marshall's baby who is passing by?,4 |
| 1940,"I will be as carbon copy Charlotte. Worse. At least, her husband works at home. Well, he deale of shit, but it is a caring father.",2 |
| 1941,You panic and you see only bad side.,1 |
| 1942,You make us moral. Like when you broke your ship in a bottle.,4 |
| 1943,Really?,1 |
| 1944,But you're not like that. You like children too.,1 |
| 1945,But sock.,2 |
| 1946,Where is Lily? You have to drink?,1 |
| 1947,"I dream, it has been lost.",1 |
| 1948,That's why I have no children. We can not even taking his eyes for a second.,4 |
| 1949,"My psychosis? Whenever you hear the word "kid", you have two small Milk tasks on your shirt.",4 |
| 1950,You know what? I should find another place to sleep.,4 |
| 1951,"When storing your mobile, I found something in your bag.",1 |
| 1952,"I know. One day, perhaps. When I'm 70. Science will catch me. I'm just... I'm lost right now. I'm unemployed, I live on a couch.",4 |
| 1953,"We're going nowhere. Each time we go out when you're drunk, you always fall asleep when you enter the...",3 |
| 1954,Can you make several turns to make sure she is asleep?,3 |
| 1955,What are you talking? This is a good group of friends.,0 |
| 1956,"No, Ted. It works for girls.",0 |
| 1957,"No, you feel "pancake, I'm sorry for being such a stupid drunk" chocolate.",2 |
| 1958,I blame myself for last night. I was really painful. I just panicked at the thought of whether we are ready to parent. But you are so well taken care of me. I know you're gonna be a good father.,2 |
| 1959,Yes.,3 |
| 1960,"So, it seems that Marshall has to work late on Friday.You know what that means, party girls.",4 |
| 1961,Hi.,3 |
| 1962,"OK, but I want to stay too late because... (Marshall and Ted joined them at the table) Do you remember... this thing last month after going there? You know who said it was going, but she gave me tips.",4 |
| 1963,Which one?,3 |
| 1964,"Well, you renovate the library Nouillorc.",1 |
| 1965,That's great!,4 |
| 1966,Who's going to draw?,1 |
| 1967,Pretentious.,2 |
| 1968,"All you have to do is come and offer your drawing, I take care of the Board, the project is yours.",0 |
| 1969,Yes! There is too much "Mad Men"!,3 |
| 1970,I'll spank a secretary.,0 |
| 1971,I will realize your dream.,0 |
| 1972,"No. Believe me, it's not his style. She must not know what kind of place this is.",2 |
| 1973,"I swear, at school, Jillian is not so Woo.",2 |
| 1974,"Ted, it's incredible. Detail. Shadows. The liveliness of the lines. This is exactly what Princess Leia would look like, topless.",0 |
| 1975,"Industry sh**t memories would collapse. Just like the glitter body and that of Hummer limos. The mini cowboy hats would be worn by the little cowboys. And when "Brown Eyed Girl" happen on a jukebox, you do not hear... that silence. And "Brown Eyed Girl." But who would Woo, Lily?Who would woo? Would you? You'd... Woo?",0 |
| 1976,"Well you'll excuse me, I have a date with Bataille and Fontaine.",0 |
| 1977,What?,1 |
| 1978,I can not believe I had not. I thought I had hit the nail. Why did they choose Sven?,1 |
| 1979,It's been what?,4 |
| 1980,You were seen to Woo.,2 |
| 1981,"Given that, do Woo?",4 |
| 1982,You who did Woo?,2 |
| 1983,I have not done Woo.,4 |
| 1984,That's not true.,4 |
| 1985,"It's just... You're married, I'm still single. Whenever I'm with you, I'm usually the 3rd wheel. Sometimes it's nice to go out with other singles and doing stuff you do not.",4 |
| 1986,But if.,2 |
| 1987,Bilson told me he wanted to give the job to Ted.What has happened?,3 |
| 1988,"... will radiate power and stability of the Goliath National Bank. Thank you, gentlemen.",1 |
| 1989,"It's a lie! I chose it because it... He breathes fire, Marshall.",0 |
| 1990,I have not even paid attention.,0 |
| 1991,"I never made a career choice by selfishness. I am a professional. Go. Spend a good day, drunk, and throw the bodies of the pigeons.",0 |
| 1992,Like what?,0 |
| 1993,LL Cool J stuff always comes out?,2 |
| 1994,You are a bunch of prostitutes. You must have STDs.,2 |
| 1995,Look at those girls. Look at them and listen to what they mean Woo.,4 |
| 1996,"Right now I am like them. I have no job, no boyfriend, I'm confused. So... occasionally, I need to Woo, but when I need to talk about something concrete, it is to you I turn. You're my best friend.",4 |
| 1997,It turned Sven.,0 |
| 1998,Why you helped me?,0 |
| 1999,You mount the bull?,1 |
| 2000,"Just 10,000 glasses. No matter how long it takes.",4 |
| 2001,Ask your w*apon!,4 |
| 2002,"I think I am more than qualified for the job. My weaknesses? I would say too caring, overworked, and I spend my career first. Oops! The latter is true. What?",4 |
| 2003,No chance it works!,1 |
| 2004,My God!,3 |
| 2005,""The naked guy" is more important than me and Robin. All these years, I broke my ass, with my secret identity, my laps and my gadgets. I mean, I'm Batman. But this guy is Superman. He tears his clothes and go.",0 |
| 2006,"So, it's going to be, a roommate? I come home, and guys with whom you will go out sitting on the couch, naked.",1 |
| 2007,"It was you who said, "This shadow on the ceiling, it looks an awful clown toothless. Good night, Lily. "",2 |
| 2008,I do not. My roommate in college did.,4 |
| 2009,43.,2 |
| 2010,"Still 4. "You make a crisp fall on his knees and the when you picked up, he thinks it is an approach, and it happens."",2 |
| 2011,You can stop with this stupid list? You make me sad.,3 |
| 2012,"You mean the naked genius. All this time I wore a suit when I should have removed it. That's it. I "The guy naked," tonight. And you too.",0 |
| 2013,"This is the first girl I had the courage to invite, from Stella.",1 |
| 2014,"Dude naked"!,0 |
| 2015,This is the eighth place I try tonight! I cut my hair 3 times! I am out!,1 |
| 2016,"I really like... this girl, but... I had not seen from behind. I really like... this girl. And I am willing to compromise our future for a night of glory. "Dude naked"!",0 |
| 2017,I do. I "The guy naked"!,1 |
| 2018,"When I realized that there was no future in this relationship, I decided to do.",1 |
| 2019,Damn!,1 |
| 2020,"The naked guy" works! I just sleep with a horrible person. I'm back!,1 |
| 2021,"Okay, I'll treat you more ***** s.",3 |
| 2022,Okay you can go. It's over.,4 |
| 2023,"A toast... Mitch. The sum of its parts makes him a man.But when it serves its parts, it becomes much more. It does not fit the definition of a hero, but he is the one I needed. The hero who helped me get over the disaster of the failure of my marriage and I was almost back in the saddle. He lives in the shadows. Is this a dream? The truth? A fiction? Damnation?Salvation? It is all that and also, no nothing. Because it is..."The guy with hair."",1 |
| 2024,Good times.,0 |
| 2025,We lost Barney.,1 |
| 2026,"There's a girl there in a sweater wrap. He does not listen to a word they say. Hein, Barney?",2 |
| 2027,What's going on?,0 |
| 2028,That's not true.,4 |
| 2029,Today we are going to braid friendship bracelets.,1 |
| 2030,That's the monster of guilis!,3 |
| 2031,"Break cocoa. OK, it's time to fight.",1 |
| 2032,"Oh yeah? I seem to remember that this guy was well dumped by his girlfriend for a Taekwondo teacher. It might sound crazy, but... I need that. I think it's an experience I do. I go there.",1 |
| 2033,"No, you did. There was nothing we.",1 |
| 2034,So you fought. Seriously.,3 |
| 2035,Why should I pay?,3 |
| 2036,You spoiles? No. I'll tell you what I did...,3 |
| 2037,I'm sorry.,2 |
| 2038,"I hate them! They behave like guys the most virile of the universe, as Crocodile Dundee and David Hasselhoff.",3 |
| 2039,"I'm serious, woman. Put it in your pants.",3 |
| 2040,At our table.,1 |
| 2041,as*ault! They continue to attack us!,1 |
| 2042,What is the penalty for as*ault? I'll have a fine?Picking up garbage on the highway? Because I already did that.,0 |
| 2043,I know.,3 |
| 2044,"I can not go to jail! I could read a bunch of books, writing short stories. Drag me all the time. Seriously, if I get lost really hefty...",1 |
| 2045,b*at. And if Doug had b*at them all alone and we had done nothing?,1 |
| 2046,"You know the old saying: "If you can not assume, do not pretend to have done, do not laugh and refuses glasses blackjack and not defend your friend, who, coincidentally, lived full of fights with his brothers. "",3 |
| 2047,"Oh, I forgot! Tonight, it is not possible. I can not go to hockey tonight, I have this... This... This...",4 |
| 2048,What? They dropped?,0 |
| 2049,"Weeks, Wolverine... Some are careful.",0 |
| 2050,"Look, you do not understand, you b*at these guys all by yourself.",1 |
| 2051,It's Ted's fault!,0 |
| 2052,Look at him.,3 |
| 2053,I could hold at least 5...,1 |
| 2054,No.,3 |
| 2055,Ca,3 |
| 2056,Hi.,3 |
| 2057,I'm Canadian. No need to coat. This kind of weather does not scare me.,4 |
| 2058,"my sister's plane arrived an hour ago, or would like a meteorologist, hurricane between Heather on Lands.",1 |
| 2059,Where are my TV and my couch?,1 |
| 2060,Wait. Where are you?,1 |
| 2061,"Since that time Heather happening in New York, Ted has never left the Barney show.",2 |
| 2062,"I never will. Every year, when the greeting card of Mosby happens...",1 |
| 2063,"Ted has a little sister who is so playful every day. And if I meet with her breasts, I will play! Little sister, Little Sister!What? I can also celebrate Hanukkah.",0 |
| 2064,Answer.,1 |
| 2065,"Why, hello. I was expecting you.",0 |
| 2066,You really can not tell Lily.,1 |
| 2067,"No, nothing really...",0 |
| 2068,I love the guys here. This is real guys. Without shampoo or manicure. The guys from New York are 10% chick.,4 |
| 2069,I'll take the vichyssoise with a hint of cream. Dairy ballonnent me.,0 |
| 2070,Really?,1 |
| 2071,Let me think.,1 |
| 2072,"Exactly. Do you need relationships. If only Ted knew someone who works at, say... Goliath National Bank, then...expect. What? I work for Goliath National Bank. Incredible!",0 |
| 2073,"Oh, yeah? I have the best score. Without boasting, I caught... a pike of almost 1 m. The biggest fish virtual nobody has ever taken. Finally... freshwater.",3 |
| 2074,"It is about a girl who got caught for stealing, eight months ago.",1 |
| 2075,It suits me. Good luck tomorrow at the GNB. I'm sure you will impress them.,1 |
| 2076,"My father, I had never seen him cry in my life, wiped away a tear. He said... "A small part of me just died, son. "",3 |
| 2077,"Bemidji. Bemidji, Minnesota. Go Vikes!",4 |
| 2078,Why?,1 |
| 2079,My God!,2 |
| 2080,Beautiful story! But it seems a bit familiar.,3 |
| 2081,What?,4 |
| 2082,"With the nearby Canada, Minnesota, we like to make jokes on your back and they are often on the same theme.",3 |
| 2083,This is stupid. Why do you think Canadians are afraid of the dark?,4 |
| 2084,I hope you get the job. Nothing makes me happier than to fill an opening.,0 |
| 2085,"I swear, these coasters are thicker.",2 |
| 2086,You've sneaked?,0 |
| 2087,Oh yeah?,0 |
| 2088,"You see, Ted, you have so little faith in me and Heather...",0 |
| 2089,My God!,2 |
| 2090,"Your mother and I, we kissed.",0 |
| 2091,"No, but I can catch a fish and use this one to catch the other.",4 |
| 2092,I want to know you. The new you.,1 |
| 2093,"By the way, in your new neighborhood, you should put a good lock on your door. If you want... live.",1 |
| 2094,But if.,3 |
| 2095,Yeah.,3 |
| 2096,"Just like home, eh?",3 |
| 2097,There's only one way to know.,4 |
| 2098,You were a member? You sing what?,4 |
| 2099,It looks good. I'll do.,1 |
| 2100,"So, take out the trash.",1 |
| 2101,I eat cereal.,4 |
| 2102,"Damn, I can not. I'm busy leave a plate of cookies for the elf magic puts toilet paper. Wait, there's no elf. It's always me!",1 |
| 2103,"I always changing. You, never!",4 |
| 2104,"No, I went there yesterday... Stop it! Stop it! My God, what happens? When we were a couple, we lived together and we almost went insane.",4 |
| 2105,As Barney's theory on world peace?,1 |
| 2106,All international conflicts?,1 |
| 2107,"All, man.",0 |
| 2108,"So, the crisis in the Middle East could be solved by...",1 |
| 2109,Gaza Strippers. Next.,0 |
| 2110,Why are you here anyway?,4 |
| 2111,I understand. No problem.,1 |
| 2112,"If this is a problem. You've done all the way here to read a magazine? I am willing to bet that there is a place to read this magazine at work. You know, a room with a little man on the door?",4 |
| 2113,"Anyway, I'd rather do it here.",3 |
| 2114,"No, certainly not. Reminds me of a bargain between three parties where no one would discuss a certain event happened. An event... persuasion. This key, madam, this is my silence. Good day to you both.",3 |
| 2115,"Thank you, Lily.",3 |
| 2116,"No. It could ruin your friendship. When two former try the "right opportunity", someone always ends in pain.",2 |
| 2117,Absolutely! Let's multitasking. Use sex to spice up the boring activities.,1 |
| 2118,As folding laundry.,4 |
| 2119,"Problem solved. In fact, the credit goes to Barney. This idea just your thing on the world peace.",1 |
| 2120,Are you okay?,2 |
| 2121,I entered.,2 |
| 2122,There's something liberating not to take it seriously.,1 |
| 2123,It is not even discuss it if Marshall could read a magazine at work.,4 |
| 2124,Baby? What has he?,3 |
| 2125,"It's that, Marshall? What's her name?",2 |
| 2126,You do not want me to see if the waitress at a huge scale for this haughty tone with you? Nobody likes reading a magazine at work and they say they are not human.,3 |
| 2127,Super.,0 |
| 2128,"No, it's wrong. You must learn to get it out. As we did in my kindergarten class. "The time for emotions", every Tuesday morning.",2 |
| 2129,Hello.,1 |
| 2130,It was fun last night.,1 |
| 2131,What? This kiss has violated the spirit of our arrangement. She probably thinks that I have feelings for her.,1 |
| 2132,"Yes, I love it. That's what... It's you, man.",0 |
| 2133,"This is for the best. It was fun, but I do not want it becoming weird.",4 |
| 2134,But they say nothing to anyone. Okay?,1 |
| 2135,That was the case.,3 |
| 2136,"Thanks, I guess. You want a beer?",1 |
| 2137,It has always been there. You've been here how long?,0 |
| 2138,Not at all. It's crazy. What?,0 |
| 2139,"But it's time and emotions I Emotive, bears sharing.Whoever Emotive, Bear's shares, can sit on the chair of the division.",0 |
| 2140,"Great, it's Lily who sent you? I have not the bear, OK?I will make it! Why are you smiling?",0 |
| 2141,"I decided it was time to face my complex and do what I had to do and once that decision, everything changed.",3 |
| 2142,"You're right, Super Babe Are My Woman Stop telling me Why You Are Not Famous But I stop To forget. Let's do it.",3 |
| 2143,"Right. It's not like you, you know? In addition, we are friends. I want to complicate matters by committing. Hanging out with friends never works. So... you want to go eat a taco?",4 |
| 2144,"There are two students out, and they look easy!",0 |
| 2145,We are their fathers?,1 |
| 2146,"Exactly. (They go see the girls) This is a great meeting, I think that we can come. Another time, girls.",0 |
| 2147,"If you want to see us afterwards, we can exchange our numbers.",1 |
| 2148,That's all "ski" account.,1 |
| 2149,What is the problem here?,1 |
| 2150,"You always imagine the worst. Ted, I promise, everything will be okay. It begins to snow.",0 |
| 2151,"But if it will come. It has to. If I can touch one of those girls, I get a "Bingo party student." Come on, Ted. You're the only one here.",0 |
| 2152,"The theft of Lily's tonight, you're really not looking for it?",4 |
| 2153,"As I said, when you grow up, our relationship matures with us.",3 |
| 2154,"Knowing your wife, she'll still bring you back a pack.",4 |
| 2155,I'm going to the airport. How could I be so stupid? Of course it takes me back a pack!,3 |
| 2156,"But this time, I'm not back pack. Because... when it matures, the relationship matures with us.",2 |
| 2157,Where is my beer?,3 |
| 2158,"A pack and a size that suits me. Come on, new Lily.",3 |
| 2159,It really should have a bar.,0 |
| 2160,There should be a bar.,0 |
| 2161,There should be a bar.,1 |
| 2162,"It happens, keep tap. We will buy one.",0 |
| 2163,We will buy one.,1 |
| 2164,And prem's.,0 |
| 2165,"Two eggs, a cheese pizza and steamed vegetables.",3 |
| 2166,"Now, when she calls, I let the answering machine.The answering machine!",3 |
| 2167,There's no sink. And you get out of the kitchen.,1 |
| 2168,Is there anything in a gin and tonic? There's what in a gin and tonic?,0 |
| 2169,A snowplow arrives. We must leave.,3 |
| 2170,"I know not how you thought I draguais you, but...",3 |
| 2171,"Do it. (Robin opened the roof and the snow falls on them) Now, go find your wife.",4 |
| 2172,We should do what? Carl will be there from one moment to another.,0 |
| 2173,We can do one thing.,1 |
| 2174,Seattle.,4 |
| 2175,What?,3 |
| 2176,That's it.,3 |
| 2177,Robin you really dredged?,1 |
| 2178,Really.,3 |
| 2179,"A muffin, a pastrami sandwich, and chips. I know that lunch is over, but I love you. I love you Lily, more and more each day. Happy New Year. That means I have to bring a band at the airport now?",3 |
| 2180,It's crazy that Metro News One sends you this letter now.,3 |
| 2181,"These guys think what? I am far from my phase "dating a prisoner." It's like: "Hi, I am over 19 years."",4 |
| 2182,I'm sorry for these women. This is where careers go to die on TV.,4 |
| 2183,"The number of minutes for me to put in a taxi, get undressed and into my Jacuzzi.",0 |
| 2184,Hi.,4 |
| 2185,"I always ended up with a simple "all of us at Metro News One, have a great evening."",4 |
| 2186,Dr. X? You always talk to Dr. X?,2 |
| 2187,It was Ted.,3 |
| 2188,It was Ted.,2 |
| 2189,But this phantom waves changed the face of the campus radio.,1 |
| 2190,What?,4 |
| 2191,The postmark date of two months. My God.,4 |
| 2192,"My work permit. If I can not find a job in the coming...seven days, they will refer me to Canada.",4 |
| 2193,I can not believe you that turns the country.,0 |
| 2194,No. We will not let them. One of us will help you find.,1 |
| 2195,"Yes, I'm sure I can find you something at school.",2 |
| 2196,"No, guys... it does not work like that. Robin will have its license if it works in his field. You could stay if you got married to a U.S. citizen. Yes, it might work. No. The procedure to formalize it would take too much time. It will not work.",3 |
| 2197,I'm screwed. I send my demo for 3 months and nothing.,4 |
| 2198,We called you TonnerreVanille?,4 |
| 2199,"Yeah, TonnerreVanille. The ghost of snowshoes.The gate man. I was not very good in defense.",3 |
| 2200,Until the injury.,2 |
| 2201,"Wow, it's scary.",2 |
| 2202,"OK, no. They call it like that because it is very common among ballet dancers.",3 |
| 2203,You know you stand next to a horse. Impressive.,3 |
| 2204,"Exactly. Because that's what the world wants to work.People who seem to take risks, but never do anything. In fact, you do things will turn. I write a book about this phenomenon.",0 |
| 2205,How does make me feel stupid commit somewhere?,4 |
| 2206,relationality.,4 |
| 2207,You hurt the hip like that?,2 |
| 2208,I can not break 15 bricks with my forehead.,4 |
| 2209,I'm off.,4 |
| 2210,Disillusioned? On the 17th?,4 |
| 2211,17.,4 |
| 2212,What are you insinuating?,2 |
| 2213,I have not even been taken as the daughter of lottery. I must leave Canada.,4 |
| 2214,I think so.,2 |
| 2215,Robin must leave Canada.,1 |
| 2216,You're not going to dance?,2 |
| 2217,33!,1 |
| 2218,Why nobody comes to my events?,1 |
| 2219,"Maybe I did not like. My God, you think that the male spirit is really so simple, we all have a favorite type? Lord.Asian, big tits. I go to the bathroom, then I'm going.",0 |
| 2220,"Actually, yes. You know, he never gives flowers to a girl, because living things remind babies?",1 |
| 2221,"The other day I saw him in a flower shop on the 82nd, he bought roses.",1 |
| 2222,"Now that you say, Barney did something weird yesterday at the office.",3 |
| 2223,Who?,0 |
| 2224,"Your girlfriend. You did not really like, huh?",2 |
| 2225,"Ted, Marshall, Lily, Robin. I present to you Betty... my wife. And my son, Tyler.",0 |
| 2226,Me too.,0 |
| 2227,"She had to raise my brother and I, all alone. And his only wish was that his son did not end up alone like her. And there seven years, she fell ill.",0 |
| 2228,It's crazy. Did you actually cast your own son?,2 |
| 2229,"I just remembered where I know you. I saw you play at the theater of disorientation, Die heilige Johanna der Schlachth&ouml;fe by Bertolt Brecht, last fall. You were a revelation!",1 |
| 2230,Yes.,1 |
| 2231,I have not had surgery.,4 |
| 2232,I can not believe that there has never met you. Who knew that Barney's mother was so great?,2 |
| 2233,"She hates me, Marshall. But that's okay, because...Forget.",2 |
| 2234,You're going to say what?,3 |
| 2235,Nothing. You want to go do it again in the bedroom of Barney?,2 |
| 2236,Wait. You wrote that we will have dinner?,4 |
| 2237,"Sorry, my little bear. Continues. You really like that for a relationship.",0 |
| 2238,Page 4...,0 |
| 2239,You're not gonna get us out a slogan.,0 |
| 2240,Sorry. What?,0 |
| 2241,"For God's sake, what are you talking?",0 |
| 2242,It may be time to tell him the truth.,2 |
| 2243,"Thank you, Grant. You're pretty smart, you know that?",4 |
| 2244,Is it not?,0 |
| 2245,"Seriously, you can not imagine what I could do.",0 |
| 2246,"And I just wanted to say, if I was never cold or distant, I'm sorry.",2 |
| 2247,It mean a lot to me if we could be closer.,2 |
| 2248,"That I understand that. You tell me when you watch Karate Kid, you're not in San Daniel?",3 |
| 2249,Something even funnier happened to Marshall today.,0 |
| 2250,What do you want? Sometimes it's like that. The same thing over and over again. One of my students ate glue.,2 |
| 2251,"My ex, Karen, is in New York. The usual routine.",1 |
| 2252,You're kidding me!,0 |
| 2253,"Dude, the gold medal of the andouille de Vire.",3 |
| 2254,What?,1 |
| 2255,Bluntly.,1 |
| 2256,It's... a TV.,3 |
| 2257,"I'm not kidding. I almost do not want you to hear, because really, for the rest of your life, nothing will ever be as fun and you, curse you for agreeing to hear. You gotta hear it.This is too funny.",0 |
| 2258,Okay.,3 |
| 2259,"My name is Lily and I approve this order. You know the story. Ted and Karen had a rocky relationship in college. It always happened like this. They were having fun, being obnoxious until one day...",2 |
| 2260,"Bye bye, the slut!",3 |
| 2261,Then Ted went up the noggin and took the bus to Providence to tell Karen's four truths.,2 |
| 2262,"OK, OK. Interesting information: it is already done.",1 |
| 2263,The pants!,0 |
| 2264,I can not believe that thou hast called. Why do not you invite him to lunch as you're at it?,2 |
| 2265,Why do you want to lunch with an ex?,3 |
| 2266,"As my high school boyfriend, Scooter.",2 |
| 2267,As my lunch with Curt.,4 |
| 2268,As my lunch with Nicole Barsamian.,3 |
| 2269,I still lost. You come to believe?,4 |
| 2270,How can you break bread with this chick?,2 |
| 2271,Bluntly pretentious.,1 |
| 2272,It was great. There was an odd moment near the end.,1 |
| 2273,And a hug is like a hug in public.,0 |
| 2274,What has happened?,2 |
| 2275,And the spare.,2 |
| 2276,"Fun? Rather, very fun.",0 |
| 2277,assh*le.,2 |
| 2278,What do you mean by linger?,4 |
| 2279,The game is the game,4 |
| 2280,Why paint naked?,1 |
| 2281,You know the sleeping pills you take for your crazy schedule? They are stronger than you think.,1 |
| 2282,"Ted, that's for sure, it's fun to look back when you were a farm girl fresh complexion and a virgin. But all that stuff... Ohio, Karen, in college... it was A.S. "Before Stinson." Now your life is great! Okay, you still live with your ex, which is ridiculous. Laser tag your k*ll are almost nonexistent. And your wardrobe, it's like, what, you're allergic to fabric quality?Seriously, pull yourself together. What are we talking?",0 |
| 2283,Because I forgot.,3 |
| 2284,"Of course, yes.",0 |
| 2285,"You're unbelievable. You do not have the guts to break up with someone decent. So, you've preferred to ride it all.",1 |
| 2286,"Sorry, dude.",1 |
| 2287,It shows my calves.,3 |
| 2288,Wait a minute. You said that you never reparlerais him?So how do you know she has followed your advice?,2 |
| 2289,Disgusted!,4 |
| 2290,"Ted, Karen is an idiot.",3 |
| 2291,I arrive.,1 |
| 2292,That is clear.,3 |
| 2293,Sure!,3 |
| 2294,Your favorite item?,4 |
| 2295,"You know what? This Friday, everyone will come home at 3:30. We leave the pajamas and watch his show.",3 |
| 2296,"We should not celebrate. Ted has just been dumped.Tell us everything, everything that happened. Seriously, do not forget any details. She said what? You, you said what? How you going? If you had to redo it from start, perhaps you...?",0 |
| 2297,How did that happen?,2 |
| 2298,In your face!,3 |
| 2299,Right? I too would have said that.,1 |
| 2300,That's it. She's gone.,1 |
| 2301,What a story. What courage to share it with us.,0 |
| 2302,"First, it's a tie night. Second, it's not for comfort. This class is to be at any time.",0 |
| 2303,"This is not "a" skin flick, it's the scene... Forget it.",2 |
| 2304,"But it could happen. If it happened and I was in top form for these oiled bitches, I would regret it.",0 |
| 2305,"Marshall wearing a nightgown! He wears a nightgown! You know when they say, "Remember, he was wearing a nightgown? "It is now! This is a nightgown. Call it, "Held danger of Ninja," if you want. You stay still a tr*nsv*stite.",0 |
| 2306,"Hello, New York. I'm Robin...",4 |
| 2307,"Marshall, I found an earring Robin on your dresser. You know why the other was in my bed?",1 |
| 2308,Admit it!,1 |
| 2309,"I swear, if you tell me the truth on the field...",1 |
| 2310,You're better off without her.,3 |
| 2311,"If the angel Clarence says it's true, it should be.",0 |
| 2312,"You know what? Go ahead, laugh.",3 |
| 2313,Two: It's sexy.,3 |
| 2314,I have to stand still to avoid offending my pajama suit.But at least I do not wear a dress.,0 |
| 2315,So you're really angry?,2 |
| 2316,Like who?,1 |
| 2317,"No one! Angie. In the second year. She used you to get revenge on her ex, and you will not see it, so...",2 |
| 2318,"Creed? Oh, my God, I have to break up with her.",1 |
| 2319,And if one of them was to be the mother of my children?,1 |
| 2320,You have made us break up?,1 |
| 2321,"No, it's not...",2 |
| 2322,You think that's good? Come to the mouth of heating.It's like your bazaar was on a tropical island.,3 |
| 2323,"Seriously, just what is your problem? How could you do that?",1 |
| 2324,A shirt.,3 |
| 2325,"Or Tokyo, or Paris.",4 |
| 2326,My God.,4 |
| 2327,"Soot, breadcrumbs, placenta. You have not even registered?",4 |
| 2328,"I love flowers. And sometimes when you're afraid of making wrong choices and you're not the one you wanted to be, what it does?",0 |
| 2329,"I guess. If you have agreed, perhaps. The guy had a hard day. We'll talk tomorrow. Good night, champ.",3 |
| 2330,PS: Sorry that the envelope is opened. I read what she wrote. Marshall.,3 |
| 2331,"Yes. If you wanna be my guest, Lily is a sacred stove.",1 |
| 2332,It makes you wonder.,1 |
| 2333,"If it had not been there, we always go out together?",4 |
| 2334,"We should make a pact. If the years pass and only 40 years old, one is always alone...",4 |
| 2335,"Look at Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars. If I could get a celebrity, it would be Scarlett Johansson. Canon, talented and you do not turn as Woody Allen's father without issue.",0 |
| 2336,For me it would be Hugh Jackman.,2 |
| 2337,My God! Seriously?,2 |
| 2338,Who's who?,2 |
| 2339,As you collect stamps or coins. But I say nothing.,4 |
| 2340,"I know not what you call it, but we have a name for it in Canada. Listen, I've already said too much.",4 |
| 2341,Tell us.,2 |
| 2342,I'll tell you. But only if you correctly guess the three parties.,4 |
| 2343,Right.,4 |
| 2344,I do not even know of Canadian sex act.,2 |
| 2345,"No, it's really you. Shhh, it happens.",3 |
| 2346,You should leave the project.,0 |
| 2347,"Lie to me, there.",0 |
| 2348,I have no spaceship.,3 |
| 2349,"In Canada, it's called a snow plow Vicious.",2 |
| 2350,"Sorry, Ted.",3 |
| 2351,You've been slow.,0 |
| 2352,A Lobster Trap of Newfoundland?,2 |
| 2353,"Well, I decided my first proposal.",2 |
| 2354,"Of course, you could not see you point and Bilson.",0 |
| 2355,So we... invented the working group. It was enough just to gather a team.,3 |
| 2356,It was completed with the group of trainees and paid $ 50 for them to look enthusiastic when you talked...,3 |
| 2357,Damn!,2 |
| 2358,Wait. It explains what happened to Louisa.,1 |
| 2359,Good job.,3 |
| 2360,All right!,0 |
| 2361,Is there anything else you want to tell me?,1 |
| 2362,"There is no softball team. We just rented a field, a bunch of guys together so they make you a hero.",0 |
| 2363,Super. Very funny.,1 |
| 2364,"It has nothing to do! I lost one month of my life to work on a dead project. I could have spent that time to find new contracts. Instead, I'll go tomorrow morning and probably get fired. Best Screenplay, my boss yelling at me going in front of everyone.",1 |
| 2365,"For me, it's called a...",4 |
| 2366,A Totem of Saskatoon. It's here.,2 |
| 2367,Absolutely.,1 |
| 2368,But...,1 |
| 2369,Well.,4 |
| 2370,But this info does not leave the table.,4 |
| 2371,Read it.,0 |
| 2372,"I will read it. Let's go. "The Frozen Snowshoe," "Old King Clancy", "The Plateaux of Harvey."",2 |
| 2373,"So you say you Racket Jelly invited him home to show you trays of Harvey, and you've asked him to do an Old King Clancy?",2 |
| 2374,My hiccups are gone. Perhaps forever.,2 |
| 2375,You're kidding.,3 |
| 2376,"Ultimately, I am grateful.",1 |
| 2377,You believe not what happened last night laser tag.,0 |
| 2378,People freaked out because of a calibrated in suits who bothered their children?,1 |
| 2379,Come on.,0 |
| 2380,"I know, I'm not your precious rules, McCracken, but, damn, the results are there!",0 |
| 2381,You forget what it's there. Your fat ass is stuck here for too long.,0 |
| 2382,You regret it.,0 |
| 2383,"It's hard to admit, but with age, we can do certain things.This is why I have this list, not to make the mistake of thinking that I can still make a sleepless night.",1 |
| 2384,My God! Orange wedges. That's nice. What are you doing here?,3 |
| 2385,I'll spend three hours listening to you talk about architecture.,0 |
| 2386,"There's some pretty hefty on the list. Finally, do you really think Barney is going to get ear pierced?",1 |
| 2387,You got anything in your ear? It looks like the inside of a pumpkin after Halloween.,1 |
| 2388,"It is not stop! You know, it's funny, I came to teach them... Do not stop running! All this time, it is they who have taught me things. (He throws the basketball on a kid) you not being there! You fall!",3 |
| 2389,"OK, Barney? You seem to have a bad back.",1 |
| 2390,"I thought that, too, you'll understand when you grow older.",1 |
| 2391,What?,3 |
| 2392,Everything that's Chinese to me.,3 |
| 2393,We can not answer because...,0 |
| 2394,... soon...,4 |
| 2395,Bet held.,0 |
| 2396,Sure. I learned that way.,3 |
| 2397,"Come on, Dad. I'm tired.",3 |
| 2398,There are different...,3 |
| 2399,Is that clear?,2 |
| 2400,Got up at 4am... Done.,1 |
| 2401,It answers?,0 |
| 2402,Done.,1 |
| 2403,"No tone, Kenny. Good job. Thank you very much.See you later.",3 |
| 2404,"It happens. I found these weird Russian beers, in the basement.",1 |
| 2405,And then the hospital.,0 |
| 2406,Stop yelling at me!,2 |
| 2407,I'm sorry. But is what I can do it my way?,3 |
| 2408,"OK, but I'll do it my way too. With the guitar.",2 |
| 2409,"It was not a market, right? You're k*ll me! You k*ll me outright!",3 |
| 2410,I understand that you like it not.,2 |
| 2411,"I know, baby.",2 |
| 2412,Your way is perhaps not completely stupid.,3 |
| 2413,Really?,0 |
| 2414,For the guys.,1 |
| 2415,I told you so.,1 |
| 2416,Thank you. And thank you for letting me use the apartment.,1 |
| 2417,"A little thing, do you mind to cut off the TV during labor?",1 |
| 2418,You know for layoffs?,0 |
| 2419,"Yes, I know. I tag. Are you worried?",3 |
| 2420,"Are you kidding? I know one thing about this company. I will never be fired. It is likely that one day I was stranded on a beach with no footprints or teeth, but I will not fire.",0 |
| 2421,I have this thing that makes me a guy. Maybe even a guy and a half.,3 |
| 2422,But choose wisely. You want to become the horrible man Massage.,0 |
| 2423,I would not refuse a cup of coffee.,1 |
| 2424,So now Ted is assisted to do nothing.,4 |
| 2425,"Yes, the guide.",4 |
| 2426,I want you to go out today and... put your hands on the buildings. Okay? Sense the vibrations of the concrete. Listen to the stories that you tell the stones. And going to the cleaners.,1 |
| 2427,"Maybe. I remember more. Because for me he is dead!(He rises) PJ will receive a mail with a disruptive place, it should in any circumstances be three days and then send it to me.",0 |
| 2428,Fired. What else you got?,0 |
| 2429,Fired.,0 |
| 2430,Info-Unusual-man?,3 |
| 2431,The Monty-Python-man?,3 |
| 2432,Wait! I ran a simulation league baseball in school.,3 |
| 2433,"Hello? Hello, PJ. Where are you? You're never late.You're mounted on the Empire State Building? Listen to the old lady. She knows stories. Take your time. (Hangs up) Wait."Ted Mosby House." The call comes from within! (He opens the bedroom door and discovered Robin in bed with PJ) This is not the Empire State Building. You can not sleep with my assistant. I try to work here, me. How did that happen?",1 |
| 2434,"First, I know Simulates-man, this is a good match.Second, it must stop! If you distract PJ, you lose productivity.",1 |
| 2435,Seminar?,4 |
| 2436,"I've told you, commits a pretty assistant with whom you can sleep instead of hiring an assistant with whom Robin sleeps. Of course he'll sleep with her. It is the coolest on the planet. I am off topic! You're an idiot! This is my message!You're an idiot! An angry person, that's not enough! Marshall with me!",0 |
| 2437,"Good news, PJ. The brochures just arrived. Great choice for coverage. I like that instead of one of my creations, you to choose that.",1 |
| 2438,"You think so? Listen to PJ, the website is still not done.You're not even come to the seminar... In fact, I saw a sh**ting star... and you're late every day. Sorry, PJ. I must be concentrated. You're fired.",1 |
| 2439,"I have to stop, right? I know not break.",4 |
| 2440,"If this is what you want, I totally understand.",4 |
| 2441,No.,3 |
| 2442,I know you're in love with Robin.,3 |
| 2443,"Actually, oddly, we both think you're meant for each other.",3 |
| 2444,Really?,0 |
| 2445,It even tries to sit on the same side for you to sit side by side.,3 |
| 2446,"Really? This is so cute. But let's be clear. I do not like it, OK? It's just that... I miss when she is not there. I think about her all the time, I guess one day we will run towards each other in slow motion and I wear a suede jacket.",0 |
| 2447,I took the key to the toilet without asking. Are you gonna do?,4 |
| 2448,"Hire the kid as his assistant. He does all the work and you're still Sports-man. Evil incarnate, Eriksen. Evil incarnate.",0 |
| 2449,Are you okay?,4 |
| 2450,"No one goes to the library, so you do not care of this type. And you must pick up the phone and call customers.",4 |
| 2451,"Are you kidding? At 30, I had to have an insolent success, being married to the perfect woman, maybe a kid on the way. Instead, I'm just a guy sitting in his apartment, which is a competition look with his phone. And who loses.",1 |
| 2452,He is not here. I think we should leave.,0 |
| 2453,Really?,3 |
| 2454,I had the number of that girl. Look. Holly.,1 |
| 2455,"And he will not come back on a Saturday. Everyone is busy doing chores. Weave, cut the beard. No. It looked exactly the right number of days... Three.",0 |
| 2456,"This is my laptop, a text message.",1 |
| 2457,"When you see a naked girl, you make noise.",4 |
| 2458,I make no noise.,1 |
| 2459,"Whatever it is, I guarantee you she do not wear it. She lies to please you.",4 |
| 2460,"Poor, little Ted. It should... He should say it estnous.",3 |
| 2461,It's better. It was funny. He should say that it is us.,3 |
| 2462,It's better.,3 |
| 2463,He bluntly put! It was great! But it's time to tell him that he wears.,3 |
| 2464,"There, he wears only cowboy boots! Here we go!",3 |
| 2465,A guard who works nights.,0 |
| 2466,He eats here every day.,3 |
| 2467,It's... really nice.,3 |
| 2468,No matter. It's OK.,0 |
| 2469,Yes. (Barney out of the bar) Or...,0 |
| 2470,Really? How she explained the scope of texting?,4 |
| 2471,Marsha and Billy. They are not trampled.,4 |
| 2472,"Wait. It was them all along? So Holly was not in his bath?Or sitting by the window, gazing at the stars thinking of me? Or on his couch cheerleader reading architecture magazines?",1 |
| 2473,I think they have done that. They were just at the bar.,4 |
| 2474,Wait. I think I have.,1 |
| 2475,I train every day. One thing we know about Ted is that he likes a nice body. This body would vibrate.,0 |
| 2476,"Crazy, no? Ted had dreams about me gay.",0 |
| 2477,"So what? So Ted has gay dreams about one of you. It's not as if he had three months to live. It would... Shocking, no?",4 |
| 2478,"It's a bit weird, but... I had a strange dream yesterday. It's a bit embarrassing.",1 |
| 2479,"Then at the end of the meal, Frank Gehry addition to the slides and IM Pei said, "Friend, tonight is your name I Paye."Buckminster Fuller was almost choking. And I woke up.",1 |
| 2480,Of course.,1 |
| 2481,It's cute.,4 |
| 2482,"Eunice is itself these handbags. They are hand-embroidered silks at best. And each takes months to do. I can not say how long... (Robin threw in a bag) Weather, fools!",4 |
| 2483,You are my hero! Really? How did you do?,1 |
| 2484,Even if I was wearing protective clothing. 200 is too much!,1 |
| 2485,"As if there could be too much of something wonderful."Babe Ruth, gently, my grandfather. Do not hit too many home runs. Steve Guttenberg, you should not do that three Police Academy. America has laughed enough. "",0 |
| 2486,That's too!,1 |
| 2487,It's more than 20. B. Does nothing more precise estimate.,0 |
| 2488,Who said so?,1 |
| 2489,I think he'll say it again very slowly.,1 |
| 2490,"You have noted Gaby Allan dual, 78 and 162.",4 |
| 2491,I win a Czech supermodel in two hours. I can not waste it in the 199th. Petra must be the 200th.,0 |
| 2492,Astronaut Millionaire. You come home to see shells?,0 |
| 2493,I'll k*ll you.,3 |
| 2494,"You did the right Gaby Allan counted 2 times, but...you're also spent 138 to 138. Have you used the same number twice.",4 |
| 2495,"Go! Happened to you at 200. You should be proud. You should be tested, but you should be proud. We do not care if Pauline does not pose in bikinis in magazines.",1 |
| 2496,"So, I prepared some charts to show how the setting up of a shell company in Bermuda could minimize our losses in the second quarter. And you avoid jail. To begin with...Excuse me a moment?",3 |
| 2497,What happened to my pictures?,3 |
| 2498,They were thrown.,1 |
| 2499,Damn. Not move. I bring them.,1 |
| 2500,"Okay, how?",1 |
| 2501,I give you five dollars.,1 |
| 2502,""What a nice surprise"? No, a nice surprise would have been a safe falls from 40 stories e crushes them both. You let yourself do?",4 |
| 2503,I am not on the back. Or stomach. I want to move forward.And it was an important step towards that. The future.,1 |
| 2504,I know. I'm better than you.,1 |
| 2505,I met lots of girls.,1 |
| 2506,"It's a very big check. IF big, that if you sleep with, you would not tell your friends.",0 |
| 2507,It's a very big check.,3 |
| 2508,It's...,3 |
| 2509,"What do you mean "no thank you"? You'd be a great teacher. You are an expert, you can talk, and when necessary, you can get to grow a beautiful beard.",3 |
| 2510,What now?,1 |
| 2511,$ 375! And he kept the gift certificate. Emilio and I'll call him tell him to shorten the crotch.,0 |
| 2512,Thank you.,4 |
| 2513,"I want to design a home that showcases the landscape without dominating. IN 1935, when Frank Lloyd Wright designed the house to the waterfall...",1 |
| 2514,The laundry room?,1 |
| 2515,The steak is very rare.,1 |
| 2516,I will not do.,1 |
| 2517,"Stop! I do not want your help, OK? You did not do that.",1 |
| 2518,"You did break Tony and Stella? Really sorry, but I must insist that you topes there.",4 |
| 2519,Let's talk in the hallway.,1 |
| 2520,When will you understand the difference between my life and a porno is that my life has better lighting.,0 |
| 2521,Slow down. What's going on?,1 |
| 2522,"Why, am I under arrest?",0 |
| 2523,I'm a little busy.,1 |
| 2524,You wanna do something for me? I have to go in New Jersey.,1 |
| 2525,"By the way, how's the girl you see? This superb French with huge tits?",0 |
| 2526,You talk about Claudette? She is fine.,1 |
| 2527,I talk to Tony.,1 |
| 2528,"She was found two days later, in the directory. I've never put my name in my underwear.",0 |
| 2529,You can always do prof.,4 |
| 2530,I'm with you.,1 |
| 2531,That's a big restaurant for tourists. Just put wide doors and chairs strengthened. Birthday beer on the roof. Let's go!,3 |
| 2532,"Yes, Robin, I know. This festival is... is... a disaster.It was my idea. I take responsibility. There is one thing to do.",3 |
| 2533,You know who knows how to live? These people.,3 |
| 2534,I can jump it.,3 |
| 2535,"Recently, you need two tries to get up from the couch.You can not skip it.",1 |
| 2536,"When Evel Knievel rode his rocket star on the shore of Snake River Canyon, you think his wife said "Honey, come down here '?",3 |
| 2537,You want a reason? You're going to have one. I am pregnant.,2 |
| 2538,"Look, Robin... I must tell you something.",0 |
| 2539,"Robin, you're great listening. You're really great, but we're friends. This is not a good idea.",0 |
| 2540,You must be right. Have fun.,4 |
| 2541,"Once she told me that, more than feelings. I'm more in love.",0 |
| 2542,It's not great?,0 |
| 2543,What?,0 |
| 2544,"Everyone always says, "Do not tell Lily. Lily can not keep a secret. "And, usually, they are right. But this time I kept the secret. And here you come with that crap and you force me to become the Lily will spill the beans!",2 |
| 2545,There was a song.,2 |
| 2546,I'm with you.,1 |
| 2547,Shit.,4 |
| 2548,He said that? My God! What an incredible surprise!,2 |
| 2549,7 months and 29 days.,3 |
| 2550,The Mosby?,4 |
| 2551,It could squarely mosbyser.,3 |
| 2552,That's it. It worked well. You are back to normal.,2 |
| 2553,No.,2 |
| 2554,Mr. Goat? (He tries to open the bathroom but the door is closed) M. The goat? Enough. (He manages to enter) Crazy Goat. I do not understand your fascination with this mop. It should be normal with a brain the size of a...,1 |
| 2555,The hospital!,1 |
| 2556,This is the sweetest and adorable goat in the world.,2 |
| 2557,"It's just... You mean to me, Barney. And... This kind of stuff, the emotional side. This is not your type. I thought you avoid that.",4 |
| 2558,Why are you scared to try?,0 |
| 2559,Friends.,0 |
| 2560,"No, you're smothering me.",0 |
| 2561,"OK, forget it.",4 |
| 2562,Sven...,1 |
| 2563,Look what the world tells you to do and took the leap.,2 |
| 2564,It's true!,2 |
| 2565,"OK, sorry. Come on, guys.",3 |
| 2566,Lily! All we need is your indoor "whoo.",4 |
| 2567,"Wait, what are you saying?",2 |
| 2568,Oh yeah.,0 |
| 2569,"Yeah, It's us. You understand, right?",0 |
| 2570,(trying to console her) I know. I Know. So... has the boat sailed on sex tonight or...</p><h,3 |
| 2571,Wow! What's this?,1 |
| 2572,"Finish our drinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff.",3 |
| 2573,God... you just get me.,1 |
| 2574,You're still seeing that guy?,0 |
| 2575,"It's just the whip's not a toy. There's such a thing as common sense, you know.",3 |
| 2576,Girlfriend?,0 |
| 2577,"Yeah, we knew you would say that. That's why we kept it a secret.",4 |
| 2578,They're at home. I...,1 |
| 2579,"Oh, God.",1 |
| 2580,"Yes! No! Lily, private convo time.",0 |
| 2581,"Lily, can't you just let us be happy?",0 |
| 2582,Why? Give me one good reason.,0 |
| 2583,I'll give you 20...,2 |
| 2584,I just thought of a reason.</p><h,2 |
| 2585,We're not gonna have the talk.,0 |
| 2586,I don't think the talk is necessary.,1 |
| 2587,Because Robin is already his girlfriend.,1 |
| 2588,"Gremlins"?,1 |
| 2589,What about brunch? Is brunch cool?,1 |
| 2590,"Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night.</p><h",3 |
| 2591,A bit strongly. She's not my girlfriend.,0 |
| 2592,"Hey, guys.</p><h",3 |
| 2593,(whipping with the whip) Not good enough!</p><h,3 |
| 2594,Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?,1 |
| 2595,(whipping) Not good enough!</p><h,3 |
| 2596,"(reading the new note) "We're Barnman and Robin." (he laughs) Come on, you got to admit, that's kind of fun, Lily.",3 |
| 2597,(whipping) Not good enough!</p><h,3 |
| 2598,"Euh, yeah, but, I'm sure 200 architecture students and their professor all got the room wrong.",1 |
| 2599,"(to Barney) Yeah, I got you, buddy. (to Marshall and Lily) They still haven't had the talk?",1 |
| 2600,Fine. But how do these things even work? What do we say?,0 |
| 2601,"(reading) Where do you see this relationship going? My God, that sounds so cheesy.",4 |
| 2602,"I don't know. I mean, it's not like I don't like you. I just haven't had a girlfriend",0 |
| 2603,I know something we're good at.,4 |
| 2604,(whipping) Good enough!</p><h,3 |
| 2605,"Totally. So, you want to get some breakfast?",4 |
| 2606,Hello. Hello. Good evening. Hello. Don't get up. Didn't we meet on a yacht? Hello.,3 |
| 2607,Why?,2 |
| 2608,"No, I said, "Guess who?"",0 |
| 2609,"Wait a second, the "Origins of Chewbacca" exhibit's inMontreal this year. Everyone knows that. Where are you taking me?",1 |
| 2610,My guy in the DA's office scored us front row seats to a lethal injection. But we're still stopping for chili dogs first.,0 |
| 2611,"Okay, right. So, if Robin knew that you were here, she would be completely fine with it?",3 |
| 2612,"It's all I know, okay? I can't, I can't help it.",3 |
| 2613,Stop looking at her.,3 |
| 2614,"Oh, I will. But first, I'm going to makeMarshall watch as I wedge Ulysses S. Grant between his wife's tatas.",0 |
| 2615,(hitting him) I'll k*ll you!</p><h,3 |
| 2616,"Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters?",1 |
| 2617,"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that blind date went too well.",1 |
| 2618,"Oh, my God. Do you realize what this means? Since our first date, we've done a complete lap of all the single people inNew York only to end up back here, with each other.",1 |
| 2619,"Well, you've got your cats.",1 |
| 2620,"Wait, I got to ask. Why did you think I was snobby?",1 |
| 2621,"That's right-- the check. The check came and, of course, I was going to pay, but you didn't do the check dance.",1 |
| 2622,Great.,1 |
| 2623,"Ladies, meet Stripper Lily. (showing a photo in his cellular)",0 |
| 2624,I couldn't admit I was cold. I didn't want to seem like a wimp compared to your action hero ex-boyfriend who you wouldn't stop talking about.,1 |
| 2625,Was there a shower on stage? Sometimes there's a shower on stage. I bet stripper me would get in there with another girl and just go bananas.,2 |
| 2626,Trouble? What trouble?,2 |
| 2627,Did he juggle? Bad puns? Mmm. Expect a standing ovation for picking up a $19 check,4 |
| 2628,"Well, it is a lot cheaper than buying a condom. Oh!",3 |
| 2629,What about Cat Woman?,2 |
| 2630,Psst! Ted! (showing a girl with his head),0 |
| 2631,We were checking out Moustache Marshall.,1 |
| 2632,Promise.,1 |
| 2633,"Baby... You should be able to fantasize about another woman without feeling guilty, or you know, k*ll me off.",2 |
| 2634,"(to Robin) You know, I don't come here that much.",0 |
| 2635,"I can't believe I'm gonna screw this up again, but, um... I like finding typos in menus.",1 |
| 2636,And I know my shellfish pun is stupid but the truth... I'm not suddenly gonna stop making stupid jokes.,1 |
| 2637,"(smoking and looking weird) What did you say, buddy?",2 |
| 2638,Lily?,3 |
| 2639,Bowl. Bowl.,1 |
| 2640,Bowl.,1 |
| 2641,"And it's not just that, it's other things.",4 |
| 2642,I understand.,4 |
| 2643,She really said that?,0 |
| 2644,"I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out!</p><h",0 |
| 2645,"Hey, I've been down in the basement storage area going through all the stuff that Lily and I left behind when we moved out. I'm Robin. We should've cleared it out for you much sooner.",3 |
| 2646,There's a basement storage area?,4 |
| 2647,What the hell is that?,4 |
| 2648,(slowly) Barrel resin?,4 |
| 2649,"Yeah, hmm, let me think. Do I know any rodeo clowns? Oh, that's weird, I do. But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess.",4 |
| 2650,"Well, let's just hope they're not allergic to barrel sin like Lily here.",4 |
| 2651,Yeah. I'll grab my coat.,4 |
| 2652,A college notebook?!,2 |
| 2653,I hope I'm not too late! I want to see the look of joy on the new owner's face!,3 |
| 2654,"She's still there! Okay Mabel, let's find you a new home. Here comes a guy! And he... he just walked, walked right on by it. He's probably rushing home to get a handcart or something. Yeah! Hey, better hurry up, pal. What are you guys doing with Barney's secret Robin notebook? Let me rephrase that. Did you two ladies lose some weight?",3 |
| 2655,Well...</p><h,3 |
| 2656,Why is Ted teaching a class about me? It all started a few weeks ago.,4 |
| 2657,"Stinson back in. Say, hypothetically, I did want to change who I am to become a better boyfriend to Robin, which I do not! What kind of changes are we talking about?",0 |
| 2658,"And whatever you do, don't cry in front of her four times.",1 |
| 2659,""How To Date Robin Scherbatsky." Lesson one. Now, even though she puts up a tough exterior, what Robin really wants, deep down...",1 |
| 2660,"No, like, really big boobs.",0 |
| 2661,"Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you?",1 |
| 2662,They said I had A-D... something. Can we have class outside?,0 |
| 2663,Oh... (chuckling) That's for my class. TheFlatironBuilding. Fun story about it. It was designed byChicago's Daniel Burnham in the beaux arts style; this architectural gem...,1 |
| 2664,(reading) "Three Topics To Distract Robin From Being Mad At You.",2 |
| 2665,"What?! That's not distracting. That's just talking about the story of a scrappy little underdog team that prevailed despite very shaky goal ending and, frankly, the declining k*ll of Trevor Linden.",4 |
| 2666,"You have to clean your g*n. My uncle had a filthy old g*n, blew both his thumbs off trying to sh**t a beaver. You want to distract someone, make them watch my uncle try to eat corn on the cob.",4 |
| 2667,"Neither can you, sweetie.",2 |
| 2668,"Well, he doesn't know that, baby! God!",3 |
| 2669,"I can't believe I'm taking sexual advice from Ted Mosby. That's like taking fashion advice from... well, Ted Mosby.",0 |
| 2670,(afraid) It's me! It's me! It's me!,1 |
| 2671,What...,0 |
| 2672,Trick question. Get her butterscotch.,0 |
| 2673,""Oh, Captain! My Captain!"",0 |
| 2674,How good was Dead Poet's Society?,1 |
| 2675,So why are you crying now?,3 |
| 2676,"Now, as you can see, well over 50% of the blankets have been dragged onto her side. Make no mistake. Robin Scherbatsky is a classic, textbook... cover hog. Any questions?",1 |
| 2677,"(to barney) Flared nostril ridges. Wide, unblinking eyes. Uh-oh.",1 |
| 2678,"I was vulnerable, I said good-bye to a very dear friend today.",3 |
| 2679,"You know, I can't believe you, Ted. You actually think you're some kind of an expert on me?",4 |
| 2680,(sneezing): Kiss ass.,2 |
| 2681,"You know, half the stuff in this notebook is patently wrong.",4 |
| 2682,""Robin Scherbatsky's Surprising Erogenous Zones"? Let me clear something up for you, Ted.",4 |
| 2683,That was a lie?,1 |
| 2684,"I don't know. I will say this, though. I've seen Barney work very hard to get women. I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around. I was going to give him an A. Well, B+ -- Shin-Ya kind of screwed up the curve.</p><h",1 |
| 2685,"Designed byChicago's Daniel Burnham in the beaux arts style, this architectural gem was the first of its kind...",1 |
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| 2687,"Because the people who wear them are constantly going, "Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?"",0 |
| 2688,(flashback when she saw Robin and Barney kissing) Wohoo!,2 |
| 2689,Marshall and I wanted to invite you to our place for a little couples' night.,2 |
| 2690,"Great, 'cause I got that story about Sammy Hagar Anthe Belgian waffle locked and loaded.",3 |
| 2691,Gouda?</p><h,3 |
| 2692,"It was like we were on a date with a sad, chubby girl our mom made us call.",0 |
| 2693,And that's Lobster ravioli in a black truffle oil.,2 |
| 2694,"Um, we-we-we didn't realize there was gonna be dinner. We sucked down a couple tacos outside the subway.",0 |
| 2695,Show him.,4 |
| 2696,"Yeah, tough luck, every Saturday night I've ever had, 'cause this one just blew you out of the water.",4 |
| 2697,They're your friends! Why would you just blatantly lie to them like that?,1 |
| 2698,"Sure, it does. You know, she was, she was just exhausted from being turned on. But you heard her. She wants to do it again, soon.",1 |
| 2699,"Ted, let me ask you a question. Where does this girl live, exactly?",0 |
| 2700,Westchester. Why?,1 |
| 2701,"T'was the night before new year's, and the weather grew mean. It was 3:00 in the morning, And I was stranded in queens. (2008, the whole story of Barney is illustrated with images) The tavern grew empty, the gas lights grew dim. The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in...",0 |
| 2702,"I'm not the sexless innkeeper. Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you.",0 |
| 2703,"Wow, Barney. That kind of sounds like the stuff you say to girls when you're too much of a coward to dump them.",2 |
| 2704,No...Lily...,4 |
| 2705,I think they bought it.</p><h,0 |
| 2706,I know! I know. We had thegouda. We had my waffle story. I even sent them a awesome photo montage. Nothing.,3 |
| 2707,"Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day, But don't you have to get back up to the inn? I mean, who's working the front desk?",0 |
| 2708,You're right.,4 |
| 2709,All that sexlessness has made you wise.,4 |
| 2710,"(to a couple, inside the apartment) I swear, he was right there just eating a Belgian waffle!",3 |
| 2711,"Um, listen, now's not a good time. We'll call you.",2 |
| 2712,"Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.",2 |
| 2713,"Hey, maybe all six of us could hang out.",0 |
| 2714,"Hey, why don't we call that weird couple down the hall from you? You know, with the ferrets? Maybe they want to come over and play taboo.",0 |
| 2715,"Hey, guys.",1 |
| 2716,"Oh, right back at you!",3 |
| 2717,"Then what are you doing, standing out in the rain with us?",0 |
| 2718,I think we can change them.,3 |
| 2719,"A filthy mecca of spectacular if undercooked pizza located at 316 Kinzie Street, Chicago, Illinois.",1 |
| 2720,"It's probably a good thing they're closing Gazzola's. Those trips were brutal, right? The long hours in the car, the motion sickness, the smell.",1 |
| 2721,"I am ready to hit the road. I got baby wipes. I got a variety of jerky. I got six cans of Tantrum. Well, four. One b*rned though the can, the other one I drank already. <em>(He tears a pillow)</em> Tantrum! I am so psyched! Marshall and I haven't done something, just the two of us, for so long. Ever since he got married, he's turned from an "I" to a "We".",1 |
| 2722,"Hey, haven't seen you all week. How you doing?",1 |
| 2723,Hmm.,0 |
| 2724,"I broke his nose with a chair. And now, apparently, I may end up getting deported.",4 |
| 2725,A cit...,0 |
| 2726,It is.,4 |
| 2727,"But you know, it's not going to be easy, this test. It's not like the Canadian citizenship test.",0 |
| 2728,How do you know the Canadian test is easy?,4 |
| 2729,Tantrum!,1 |
| 2730,"Don't worry, we'll get out on the road, it'll be just like old times.",3 |
| 2731,"Yellow, that reminds me, I have to pee.",2 |
| 2732,"That reminds me, I have to pee.",2 |
| 2733,"The Bill of Rights. Look, Barney, I know all this. I'm ready.",4 |
| 2734,"Ready for the test maybe, but ready to be an American? Not on your sweet life. For you to be an American, we got to get the Canadian out of you. That's why I've created these questions. Question one: "Who is this?"",0 |
| 2735,"It didn't work, I'm still here. Marshall, what are we doing? We should be on the road.",1 |
| 2736,"Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be an American, y'all. <em>(She throws one bottle on the floor)</em> Maybe I'll rob a liquor store. Maybe I won't. My choice. Learn English! The Hoser Hut. I could duck in for a drink. No, no, that life's behind me. Forget it. Well, I could in for just one beer. What's the harm in that? It's a free country. <em>(She crosses the road and enter into the bar)</em> *O Canada Our home and native land...* Oh, God, I miss it. *True patriots love...*",4 |
| 2737,"What are you doing? We can't just leave Lily. When she wakes up, she's going to freak!",3 |
| 2738,"If she's pissed, she's pissed.",3 |
| 2739,This Canadian. <em>(He opens the curtains)</em> Oh. That was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto sky- you're in Toronto.,0 |
| 2740,"We started drinking. And the next thing I know, they're inviting me to a Bryan Adams/Rich title double bill in Toronto.",4 |
| 2741,"Now, that's ridiculous. We're gonna get some coffee, in you, we'll sober you up, and get you back to New York for that test. But, before any of that, we're gonna do it on this bed 'cause... hotel room. Okay, let's get some coffee.",0 |
| 2742,Kind of cross.,1 |
| 2743,Cornmeal...,3 |
| 2744,"Yeah, give me two coffees.",4 |
| 2745,"Dude, don't look at it. That's a rookie mistake.",1 |
| 2746,We shouldn't have left Lily.,3 |
| 2747,"I'm sorry! No, I'm sorry. I never should have been mad at you!",1 |
| 2748,"Best bros. Hey, you want to crank some Van Halen just like old times?",1 |
| 2749,Hmm.,0 |
| 2750,"Hey, baby? Baby?",3 |
| 2751,"Did you go somewhere, sweetie?",2 |
| 2752,That's good. And I'm so sorry you didn't get any pizza.,3 |
| 2753,"Baby, cut it out of me.",3 |
| 2754,"That was a wild trip, huh, Ted?",3 |
| 2755,I know. It was kind of crazy. But how great is it to drink some Tantrum again?,1 |
| 2756,"It does not stop him from screaming to play louder, but it seems that there is rather strong. I have a glass of water in my room that vibrates like Jurassic Park.",4 |
| 2757,Not at all.,1 |
| 2758,I gotta go.,0 |
| 2759,"She makes her dishes right away, Ted. I give them two or three weeks maximum.",0 |
| 2760,An Ottoman 19th in an antique shop.,0 |
| 2761,Let me ask you a question.,0 |
| 2762,"Do you mind you, if the sink is full of dirty dishes?",0 |
| 2763,Not really.,3 |
| 2764,"But if I said that, we will play, so...",3 |
| 2765,"But when you have a problem with Lily, it is discussed.",3 |
| 2766,"There's so much to do with the mouth. Why spoil it by talking? But if you insist, here's what I would say on the dishes if I was married to Lily.",0 |
| 2767,"Thank you, doll.",0 |
| 2768,"Honey, you're going to wash it?",2 |
| 2769,It's because you're a woman.,0 |
| 2770,"Wait, Ted. Listen to the man.",3 |
| 2771,"No. Marshall, look at me. Do not go into the circus of Barney Stinson, the house of mirrors and illogical logic. You got ear pierced like that in 2003.",1 |
| 2772,I hate it! I hate it from the depths of my soul! I hate it! I hate it I hate it!,3 |
| 2773,Okay. There you are. You're gonna tell me the truth. Barney said that you did ever played.,1 |
| 2774,Impossible. I love you both but you're the two biggest emotional disabilities in the history of relations. You had to play at least once.,1 |
| 2775,"You know what? It's true. We tried to find out which of us was most great. But it said draw and we made love. Speaking of that, I am delighted that we go skiing this weekend. I need a break. The upstairs neighbors make me crazy.",4 |
| 2776,Will it work.,3 |
| 2777,We bet a slap.,1 |
| 2778,"Lily, I am delighted that you mention. No. And that's why... It's like, okay? You want me to get up and I wash my dishes. But maybe... I want you... combs the ceiling, right? I can say, "Yes. I will do my dishes, if you get up and you painted the ceiling of naked babies. " You see? It's just...",3 |
| 2779,"I do not know what happened. I am a lawyer. I earn my living by arguing but when it is with Lily, I'm... confused. How not to be with her eyes and her breasts?",3 |
| 2780,What happened to the "I'm tired after my exhausting day and I want to use what little energy I have left to cover you with love"?,0 |
| 2781,Dance for me.,3 |
| 2782,I teach kindergarten. I shape the leaders of tomorrow.,2 |
| 2783,My mother does not hate you. It is neutral about you.I'm not afraid of your imitation of Shining. I just did not need to hear it mostly at night.,3 |
| 2784,"Dude, Lily is played badly. It is small... but as a vicious badger that your brother would have caught and starved for 5 days and placed in your sleeping bag. I should go and apologize.",3 |
| 2785,"You need to be angry. Dispute yourself stronger.Imagine that Marshall never have to wash dishes in all your life, all the plates are clean. Why, it would relieve any anxiety to any meal. Not having to tie your T-shirt to form a bowl of salted fortune for your pleasures. This world belongs to you, Marshall.Beach house, take it, put yourself in holiday clothes, benefits.",0 |
| 2786,You're cute nicknames? Seriously. What happens to you both?,1 |
| 2787,Nothing. We're just happy.,4 |
| 2788,"Yeah, yeah, I did. I went up ready to put them back.",1 |
| 2789,"I did not have the strength to tell them to stop, because, good for them. So I told them you want to welcome, ate a hard caramel, acquiesced to some r*cist comments and I left.",1 |
| 2790,"Super. So I do not care if you have an orgasm. If you do not give a damn, do it yourself.",2 |
| 2791,"Thank you, Robbie Engineering.",1 |
| 2792,"Seriously, stop.",4 |
| 2793,"Apparently, she loves them now. And... come on, someone had to stop T-Mose.",3 |
| 2794,How will Marshall and Lily?,0 |
| 2795,Enough. The game is over.,1 |
| 2796,What do you mean by that?,0 |
| 2797,Phil told me.,1 |
| 2798,Your downstairs neighbor.,1 |
| 2799,This trick of dodging is over?,0 |
| 2800,"Look, we were fed up everyone to tell us how we are no relations.",0 |
| 2801,"Marshall, dinner is ready.",2 |
| 2802,You've done for me?,3 |
| 2803,"Sure, honey.",3 |
| 2804,"You see? At the moment, how did you do to fix everything?",4 |
| 2805,And keep in mind that the love you have for that other person is more important than winning.,2 |
| 2806,More important than winning.,0 |
| 2807,Best couple of the world!,3 |
| 2808,"Your girlfriend? This is your girlfriend!? It is small and it's your friend? Do not humanize the enemy. But, delighted.",0 |
| 2809,Come on. Open it. It's p*rn collection! Just kidding. It would be weird.,0 |
| 2810,It's your p*rn collection.,1 |
| 2811,"My God, matte videos. The orgy of space? The surprise party of 23 students naughty?",2 |
| 2812,"You'd think after 22 celebrations, students would no longer surprises.",3 |
| 2813,So what? They are happy.,3 |
| 2814,We're sure he had done?,2 |
| 2815,"I spotted this girl there, and I will need help to land the plane.",1 |
| 2816,Shut up.,4 |
| 2817,They k*ll.,1 |
| 2818,"Of course, my heart.",2 |
| 2819,It's a bad time. It takes time to get used to each other. They are... How do you say "selfish" nicely?,2 |
| 2820,Yeah.,3 |
| 2821,It's a bad time. Let us do things.,2 |
| 2822,"Two against one, Ted. Let them.",2 |
| 2823,"Did you notice that the beef ribs were absolutely disgusting, but recently they have become delicious?",0 |
| 2824,"I'll get to the point, and ask you a question. Are you happy with Robin?",3 |
| 2825,"Can you ask me this question. We argue constantly, but you know what they say about relationships, "Every moment is a battle."",0 |
| 2826,We will release... the Kraken.,3 |
| 2827,I just started.,2 |
| 2828,Please. You've got to break. This relationship is k*ll them.,3 |
| 2829,"That sucks. Why not let Barney be tempted by a sexy girl? (Barney wipes his hands on his shirt) Okay, going to the ring.",3 |
| 2830,"Scherbatsky" is hard to spell.,4 |
| 2831,My mother would be so happy.,0 |
| 2832,What did you do? I'm furious now. It will not?,2 |
| 2833,"No, I do not think. (The woman bends down to pick something she brought down) No, actually, I do not know... This is Meg. I do not compare in my mind there. Can you pick me?",0 |
| 2834,Really?,4 |
| 2835,Come on.,0 |
| 2836,"And, of course, the biggest, the Canadian-American w*r.",2 |
| 2837,Neil Young is a Canadian treasure. Do not make fun of Neil Young.,4 |
| 2838,I never make fun of an old lady paralyzed vocal cord...,0 |
| 2839,I've found. I have found. They maile images reminding those fights.,1 |
| 2840,"Poor kid. This is how it will happen. They are the restau... (Lily imagines the scene) First, it rekindles debate US-Canada, when Alan Thicke, a native of Ontario, going to their table.",2 |
| 2841,Oh yes. Robin was known when she sang.,3 |
| 2842,A Break? Really? You have rented a station wagon?,3 |
| 2843,A van costs $ 25 more.,1 |
| 2844,They did not stormtrooper so I had to take another robot. It will work also.,2 |
| 2845,It continues. The server supports a second sheet.,3 |
| 2846,We need it here. It is in hiding.,2 |
| 2847,It was the Death Star. They did not sign in the wind.,3 |
| 2848,Come on. We find something else.,1 |
| 2849,Look at us. It is horrible all the time like that?,4 |
| 2850,"It's true. Thin. Maybe in 39 years, if you have not found anyone...",0 |
| 2851,You then.,4 |
| 2852,"You're not rush a little, then?",2 |
| 2853,"The Roles book contains all the scams, trickery, deception, underhand, cunning, nonsense, and embobinages tricks I used, or expected use, to nab the girls and do their business.",0 |
| 2854,This guy.,0 |
| 2855,What The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn?,1 |
| 2856,"So, I have told you, I take a break on that side.",4 |
| 2857,What?,4 |
| 2858,Very soon.,3 |
| 2859,"It's unlikely, I focus on my career, finished the rencards.",4 |
| 2860,"Matthew Blitz, accounting job, said... "I will die alone.To focus as much on taxes this year. "Six months later? PACS and plans to marry pending the enactment of the Act currently in the Senate from New York!",3 |
| 2861,Trust me. I would not get interested in relationships. I would not be single if I wanted to be single.,1 |
| 2862,You... dirty bastard.,2 |
| 2863,I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.,0 |
| 2864,"Yes. You do not know who I am, does not it? It feels good for once. Nice to meet you...",0 |
| 2865,"Shelly? Again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. It is written as it is pronounced, with two "T". (He leaves) Then, once you leave, she takes out her phone and tries Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on the Internet. And that's when she discovers... A series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. A false item of business on Lorenzo, the hermit billionaire. The fake of the Explorer Club newsletter on his trip to the North Pole in an airship, a feat of imagination and challenge. The fake medical journal with a story to make you cry the doctors saying that a reduction of the penis is not an option. And time to return... (Barney returns to Shelly) I hate to be cheeky, but I can offer you a coffee?",0 |
| 2866,Why would it be inconsolable? The airship of Lorenzo will not disappear in the Arctic for a week. Sorry if this is that someone told her that it was lies.,0 |
| 2867,Lies!,2 |
| 2868,What?,2 |
| 2869,"You! She will never trust a man. You've spoiled for Ted.Not to mention Julio Von Matterhorn, the twin brother of Lorenzo.",0 |
| 2870,I'll fetch the newspaper.,4 |
| 2871,Grave.,3 |
| 2872,You did not say nonsense.,0 |
| 2873,No more nonsense!,2 |
| 2874,"Oh, my god, it's horrible. I wonder if it works.",1 |
| 2875,It's not very well designed. This is not Ms. Stinsfire.,3 |
| 2876,"Apparently, it will rain.",1 |
| 2877,"It's good. I put the Book of Roles on the Internet. Baby, you can put the Book of Roles on the Internet?",2 |
| 2878,"Barney, no. You are...",2 |
| 2879,She is getting married.,3 |
| 2880,I will prepare my toast.,1 |
| 2881,"It's a coffee, huh?",3 |
| 2882,"It is. You say you do not want a relationship. Well, the love of your life will not pass this door, and this is... this kind.",3 |
| 2883,"No comment. The blue jacket, it does not suit me, so...",4 |
| 2884,I'm really going to work.,4 |
| 2885,We brought the turkey.,4 |
| 2886,"Yes! It's my turkey! Come here, my beautiful little enfoirée!",3 |
| 2887,You're the best friends in the world!,3 |
| 2888,It was a team effort.,0 |
| 2889,Wait. What?,0 |
| 2890,"Two, you must decide which of you will. Three, we will attach to the chair Barney, now be called The Throne of Baffe. It fits you?",3 |
| 2891,Awesome.,2 |
| 2892,Dad?,2 |
| 2893,You should pay rent to live in the basement of your parents.,2 |
| 2894,Working? You are retired.,2 |
| 2895,You not only prevented them from moving to Florida but you obliged to rework grandfather?,2 |
| 2896,I want to see him! Returns it!,2 |
| 2897,"Stay there, okay? We will solve the problem.",3 |
| 2898,I hope Lily is well.,4 |
| 2899,"I die, I, here. Ted takes a chip, I jump! Robin arranges her hair, I jump! I jump all the time. It's bad for my skin. It gives me wrinkles. Wrinkles!",0 |
| 2900,So we can give pieces of chicken not cooked.,3 |
| 2901,And finish it!,0 |
| 2902,"No. To you, I insist.",1 |
| 2903,I say I'll slap.,4 |
| 2904,It is not ridiculously close.,3 |
| 2905,I'm sorry but it's weird.,2 |
| 2906,"Yeah, kind, all the time. She tells this story all the time...",3 |
| 2907,It must be half an hour. We should get Lily.,3 |
| 2908,Are you sure?,1 |
| 2909,"Commissioner of the bet-Baffe, tie me to the chair is a violation...",0 |
| 2910,You just 2 minutes. You decided which of you will be entitled to a slap in the face to Barney?,3 |
| 2911,"You just go through a break... and even though I know that you and Barney are remained on good terms, there is not a part of you, well hidden that wants to slap in the face?",1 |
| 2912,"So, I want to move. Mickey?",4 |
| 2913,Gently!,0 |
| 2914,"No. No, no, no, no. It is the Commissioner of the bet-Baffe. It must remain impartial!",0 |
| 2915,It's not good. Please... Let me...,0 |
| 2916,4! So the turkey?,3 |
| 2917,That girl over there.,0 |
| 2918,Well this girl was and still is Maggie Wilks.,1 |
| 2919,"It was the perfect girl next door. And still is. All the guys who meet Maggie fall madly in love with her. And that's the problem. Since I know her, she has been single for only three short windows of time.",1 |
| 2920,"She's right baby, if you had worn it in college, even I would not have slept with you. And if you remember, I wanted to.",2 |
| 2921,Target secure?,3 |
| 2922,"No. They are called not on the shirt, or on t-shirts for wholesale repairing the car and my mother spent some time with her top. They are called overalls, and I can relate to what I want.",0 |
| 2923,It was a big tractor 3-axis.,4 |
| 2924,"And I know our relationship has suffered in this area, I assure you I'll be the perfect gentleman.",0 |
| 2925,"Oh my God, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. Leave her alone!Lord, she goes out with Ted tonight.",4 |
| 2926,I'm in love with her for 12 years!,1 |
| 2927,I told him to return. You were like vultures... fighting for his carcass. Let her be single for once.,4 |
| 2928,"Oh, sorry, the course we had a little... Who is it?",1 |
| 2929,"Yeah, sure!",1 |
| 2930,"Well, I found! There are bars country, "the giddy ups", there are tons of guys in overalls. Copilot me!",0 |
| 2931,I do not want the "giddy ups." That's what I want. I had forgotten how it felt to seeking the real thing... but I think I'm ready again.,1 |
| 2932,"Old Marshall, as long as you're married to Lily you'll be fine.",3 |
| 2933,"Ok, ok, I'll go on the roof and stay there all alone 5 minutes.",4 |
| 2934,"Okay, okay, I'll go smoke a cigarette.",4 |
| 2935,"Okay, I'm done, I Quit!",3 |
| 2936,"What are you doing, you have not smoked in 6 months. Is it about "MacGrib"? It closed guy, forget it.",1 |
| 2937,The new head of legal department is Hobes Arthur.,0 |
| 2938,"Wow, he not remember you.",1 |
| 2939,You got smoked!,2 |
| 2940,"Hello, I'm Robin Scherbatsky!",4 |
| 2941,"But what was that? Don, you said Pet brain!",4 |
| 2942,Really? What color is the decor?,4 |
| 2943,"It's black, or silver.",3 |
| 2944,I think there's a pretty girl smiling at me there.,1 |
| 2945,Marco?,3 |
| 2946,You're right. Going for a smoke.,0 |
| 2947,"It's alright, darling?",3 |
| 2948,"I'm proud of you guys. I heard how it was difficult to stop smoking for as you, then the part of non-smokers, I tell you hat, so give me your cigarettes and I rid, one at a time.",0 |
| 2949,"Lily God, no.",3 |
| 2950,"Really, it's hard enough like that?",3 |
| 2951,Marshall pass me your plate.,1 |
| 2952,A raccoon has bitten a patient in a nursing home.,4 |
| 2953,What are you doing?,4 |
| 2954,You watch the show?,4 |
| 2955,You know it's the perfect time there. For one last cigarette. The real last.,4 |
| 2956,We'd better find a new bar.,4 |
| 2957,"What... are you crazy? It's a sexy barmaid. Do you know how long I've waited for me... My friends, I slept with many women in my glory days. Lawyers, professors, poets, doctors, professional riders, and animators... A butcher, a baker, a candle maker. Yes, we got to the part where it rhymes. A teacher, a restorative, an observer... A puppeteer, a croupier, a housewife, it is also a job, guys. A circuit court judge...",0 |
| 2958,You see? Marshall does not think she's sexy.,4 |
| 2959,Why?,1 |
| 2960,The second sexiest.,4 |
| 2961,It's weird.,1 |
| 2962,I do not know why. You're great.,1 |
| 2963,The costumes and complexed. I hate them. I hate them.,0 |
| 2964,"So, your date with Cindy?",4 |
| 2965,"She exaggerates, there, right?",1 |
| 2966,"Of course, I listened carefully when you spoke.",2 |
| 2967,"What if Cindy is the woman I am to marry, and I give up?Farewell, elegant but cozy house in Westchester, with a reasonable loan that I can pay without ruining me. Goodbye, the two children raised in a strict but loving hand, finding the perfect balance between the father and friend. Adios, triplets Schnauzers, Frank Lloyd Wright and. The fact is, I do not give up either! (Ted gets up and kissed the urn of Barney before leaving) I do not know why I did that.",1 |
| 2968,"Thank you, old friend. You go on a good sh*t.",0 |
| 2969,I never said that.,2 |
| 2970,You think so!,3 |
| 2971,"I'm just, like, me, my friend, against it, its old.",3 |
| 2972,Can we talk?,1 |
| 2973,"You should. It is really good. And that? It is the height. You play the bass? Seriously, ask my friends. I have always said that my perfect woman... does not play bass, because that is clearly that of your roommate.",1 |
| 2974,"Okay. Expected. No, this is not the bathroom. This is...",0 |
| 2975,I'm the suit-sitting for someone.,0 |
| 2976,Costumes!,0 |
| 2977,Do we see.,0 |
| 2978,"Mind you, it is rather barrel. (Back at Barney) I choose you you, baby. Tomorrow morning, I get rid of these costumes.",0 |
| 2979,"This is a new lawyer in the office of Marshall, he is hilarious.",2 |
| 2980,But you are... really... I did not know that...,1 |
| 2981,"Wait, if you tell me that you flirt with a woman other than yours, I'll pull out and hit you.",1 |
| 2982,"I should correct, it would have been so simple.",3 |
| 2983,"No, I go on TV.",4 |
| 2984,We're friends.,4 |
| 2985,Go!,1 |
| 2986,"Hey baby, I go up there.",2 |
| 2987,"What, why?",3 |
| 2988,"Hello, I'm Lily, Marshall's wife.",2 |
| 2989,You are Jenkins?,2 |
| 2990,"Wait, you're not jealous at all?",3 |
| 2991,What is this supposed to mean?,3 |
| 2992,"I am not diminished for Lily. Yes, it is a bit small, and my mother says she has no hips to carry a baby Eriksen. My God, you think I'm weak.",3 |
| 2993,"It's your pen, and you have chewed the end, recently.",1 |
| 2994,"That night, great show on poisons. (She goes out, then reopens the door) Also, who makes the worst pizza in New York, I will give you information on traffic streets 5 and 9.",4 |
| 2995,Interesting article in the newspaper. They say that in every relationship there is a weak and strong.,3 |
| 2996,"It's not that one, it's in another, I've read before. The newspaper reminded me of the old. In short, what do you think?",3 |
| 2997,"No, of course not.",2 |
| 2998,"I would say this is me, this is what is right.",2 |
| 2999,"No, no weak or strong.",2 |
| 3000,Everything you need to decide now.,3 |
| 3001,... You're a drinking game.,1 |
| 3002,What?,4 |
| 3003,Yes.,1 |
| 3004,"So I guess it's not a great drinking game. This means that last night when we played with Barney, I was not drunk and I did not vomit on it. Except that I did these two things here, take this.",1 |
| 3005,Hey Jenkins!,3 |
| 3006,What?,2 |
| 3007,"I'm so jealous, I'll go see it and hit right on the nose... like an old sandwich. Come on baby, you want some soup?",2 |
| 3008,"Shit! Sorry. But, but just. No hum! Your first book was written more quickly?",4 |
| 3009,"For a long time, but um...",4 |
| 3010,"Ok, um... but thank you for coming but um... If there are students who look, but um, but um, but um...",4 |
| 3011,"My God, help us all!",1 |
| 3012,"No, who am I to say? Lily? I said to Lily.",3 |
| 3013,"Well, it happened! What will we do? It happened!Terrible, like you said. It happened!",3 |
| 3014,"No, no, no, please. Just goes away!",1 |
| 3015,It all started when I decided to start a small challenge.,0 |
| 3016,"You know, sometimes, the guy with thick glasses and a t-shirt of the Smurfs, it's just a cliche. And sometimes it is a moron with a squint and a platonic relationship with Gargamel.",4 |
| 3017,It is everything I love that Marshall either.,2 |
| 3018,I think I'll take small tits tonight.,0 |
| 3019,Thank you.,2 |
| 3020,Of course I do.,4 |
| 3021,"As in, a toothbrush? You use both?",4 |
| 3022,Yeah. The only player in history to have accomplished both Pete was Drexell 'The mustache' in 1896.,0 |
| 3023,"Yeah, Ted, we know tons of people who call Jen.",4 |
| 3024,"Oh, you're there. The dreaded call from Dale. Oh, that's my mother. She has big health problems. But why does he not call?",4 |
| 3025,Yeah. When did you start doing that too?,1 |
| 3026,We kept her in the bathroom.,2 |
| 3027,"Well done, Jim.",0 |
| 3028,Hi. How is Barney?,3 |
| 3029,I think he'll get fired.,3 |
| 3030,I can not believe that Barney is going to get fired.,1 |
| 3031,I'll go talk to him.,2 |
| 3032,No! You can not distract a man who is right... you know what.,1 |
| 3033,"Come on, it's his career. This is much more important than a stupid without...",2 |
| 3034,Is everything okay?,1 |
| 3035,"Thank you, Skip.",0 |
| 3036,So what did he say?,2 |
| 3037,No thank you.,0 |
| 3038,Really?,1 |
| 3039,"Yeah. I ate at the Tavern of vegetables, I started talking to the Swedish Top Model, and the next moment we batifolait in the back of a carriage. Go my beautiful, Hue!",0 |
| 3040,"It's only been five days, he will call!",4 |
| 3041,"Lily, what are you doing?",1 |
| 3042,"Ok, I have a question. If I ruined everything, why is it that Barney is in the process of hanging the girl three martinis in there?",2 |
| 3043,"Oh, my God!",1 |
| 3044,There's going to happen!,3 |
| 3045,"Lily, I'll buy my own toothbrush.",3 |
| 3046,This is Nick Swisher. It is part of the New York Yankees. No regular guy from New York can not compete with a Yankee.,3 |
| 3047,I'm still not.,4 |
| 3048,"It's happening, look.",3 |
| 3049,"I met my soul mate, and he never called back. Well, not yet. He will. He will.",4 |
| 3050,"Oh, shit.",4 |
| 3051,"Wow, to be honest, this is not my habit, but I feel a real connection, Number 7... Christy. I beg you. I did it! I did it!",0 |
| 3052,"You send Wendy to say now? Go! It's good, I understood.Jen Coulin is a crap name, and it becomes increasingly shitty when it is repeated. Jen Coulin. Jen Coulin. Jen Coulin.",1 |
| 3053,"Hey, Ranjit!",1 |
| 3054,"Nuh, it's scotch.",4 |
| 3055,Now that's what I call having a woof over your head. Don. DON?,4 |
| 3056,"Well we were on the air, I was on the spot, so I said OK.",4 |
| 3057,"Robin, you're gonna marry this man so freaking hard, right in the butt.",3 |
| 3058,What? Nooo I HATE Don. And now I can't cancel because I said I would go out with him on the air.,4 |
| 3059,"Wow wow wow, you said you'd go out with him on Valentine's? I thought we had plans!",1 |
| 3060,"Guys, guys, guys, we're on me now. And it is getting in-teh-resting. Looks at these texts. Read this one. Yowza! Now look at this one. Does she text her mother with those fingers? Now look at this one... or this one, or this one, or this one, or...",0 |
| 3061,"I can't do that, Ted. I just can't hook up with a girl if there is a hotter girl out there with whom up can be hooked.",0 |
| 3062,Isn't there always a hotter girl?,2 |
| 3063,"I know, isn't it wonderful? <em>(answers phone)</em> Go for Barney. Cut to the chase, what's your cup size?...Oh, hi Mom!",0 |
| 3064,"So there's a hotter girl. Isn't that the problem in a nutshell? There's too many options. You got internet dating, you got bars...",1 |
| 3065,"Err, of course he asked me out.",4 |
| 3066,"Get out there and find me a girl. We'll double date on Valentine's Day. If I like her, I will marry her... if she's cool with it. And she will be. Cause I'll wear my nice blazer.",1 |
| 3067,"Robin, neurologically speaking, the part of the human brain that makes you hate people is located right next to the part of the brain that makes you want to jump people's bones. The two responses are so similar, it's hard to tell them apart.",3 |
| 3068,"<em>(yelling)</em> We're not talking about flavour, Ted.",3 |
| 3069,<em>(yelling as well)</em> Flavour counts.,1 |
| 3070,"Thank you. And Don is, and always will be, a rabbit.",4 |
| 3071,"Well, heeelllooo.",0 |
| 3072,"There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be<em>... (phone rings)</em> Would you excuse me for one moment? <em>(picks up in the kitchen)</em> Go for Barney, look, I... You're a gold medalist japanese figure skater? <em>(to the lady bullfighter)</em> Adios, muchacha!",0 |
| 3073,McLaren's pub.,0 |
| 3074,"Well, heeelllooo.",0 |
| 3075,OK.,0 |
| 3076,"Ahh now this feels right. There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be... <em>(hears THE phone ringing)</em>",0 |
| 3077,McLaren's pub!!,0 |
| 3078,"<em>(crying)</em> Go-o for Barrr-neeeeyy. <em>(back to business)</em> D cups, really?",0 |
| 3079,"Come... god, Don, what the hell are you doing?",4 |
| 3080,So he's a rabbit. At least you know for sure.,1 |
| 3081,"Yeah, I've been thinking, hmm, maybe we should call this whole thing off...",1 |
| 3082,Married.,2 |
| 3083,Blah Blah?,3 |
| 3084,Relationship?,3 |
| 3085,Bellevue.,2 |
| 3086,Ted's her least favorite person in the world.,2 |
| 3087,It's a phone girl!?,1 |
| 3088,"Oh but Natalia, tell Ted the problem.",3 |
| 3089,It's mine now.,1 |
| 3090,Being single sucks. It turns you into a crazy person.,1 |
| 3091,Exactly.,4 |
| 3092,"<em>(sees him with an imaginary duck's beak)</em> Uh, duck!",4 |
| 3093,It's the lure of Ted.,0 |
| 3094,Do you understand anything?,1 |
| 3095,Someone does not want to lose his Dark Brown.,1 |
| 3096,What? I am not to his hook.,1 |
| 3097,"Yes, completely.",0 |
| 3098,"Do you feel pretty good. It is gone. It was on both sides. I was hooked and crocheter. It's good guys. I was shameless, but I did not have money problems.",4 |
| 3099,"So I was, like, thinking, Lisa, do, perhaps you want, like, go out with me?",3 |
| 3100,So... Lisa Walker gave me false hope for months until one night I went to tell him how much I loved her. In song.,3 |
| 3101,"I think my high school boyfriend Scooter, is a little to my hook.",2 |
| 3102,"I thought you was talking about a long-awaited means of transport, carrying such poor canteen.",3 |
| 3103,Really? In your place I would have rode this scooter all day to break it into two.,3 |
| 3104,I feel bad for Scooter. It took this job just because he thinks he has a chance with you. You must ensure that he understands that it is wrong for it turns the page and gets a real work canteen. Shit!,3 |
| 3105,"Let me be clear, Scooter. There is no way that you and I are together. For now.",2 |
| 3106,"You're right. Tomorrow, that's what I'll do.",2 |
| 3107,Why not tomorrow?,3 |
| 3108,I will not give up.,1 |
| 3109,What? It's just a job.,1 |
| 3110,"I know you're having trouble dropping Scooter. I decided that you need training. And you say that the problem is his sad eyes? (He returns with a mini pig) Okay, shut up, woman. Now I want you to look this mini pig and you tell him it is impossible for you to be with him one day.",3 |
| 3111,Go! Be a man!,3 |
| 3112,"There's no nights like with pharma pharma because the nights never stop! Dude, I've flirted with three of them. The fantasy. In addition, my cholesterol is low. My restless legs syndrome is cured. I am more alive than ever.",0 |
| 3113,"Well, no, but...",1 |
| 3114,Henrietta and I are just friends.,1 |
| 3115,"If you mean to do my laundry, I'm starting lineup.",4 |
| 3116,What! I do not keep Mike in my hook.,4 |
| 3117,"Come on, Lily. You must drop Scooter. Try it again.",3 |
| 3118,Act like a man!,3 |
| 3119,Right now! I'm sorry but he is adorable.,3 |
| 3120,There is no one. Just the girl with whom you came out recently.,4 |
| 3121,You're a little dramatic.,4 |
| 3122,"Honestly, I thought to marry him just out of sheer embarrassment. But I did the right thing. I did what anyone who has someone should hook her. I would have broken my heart.",1 |
| 3123,Why change your mind?,4 |
| 3124,I spent time at a local bar. Entered... a lady.,0 |
| 3125,It was not my best tie.,0 |
| 3126,"If you're not going to take her 17th hot date, you should give up.",2 |
| 3127,"I just have a cold. That's why for my voice. (She goes into the kitchen and tries to pick up the phone) But great for Saturday night. One can go to a restaurant grill, and you could bring a first side for my friends Marshall. I gotta go. Kisses.",3 |
| 3128,"That girl that Barney hunting, it seems a somewhat anti-Barney. I like the way the universe has decided to collect.",2 |
| 3129,"Is not this the dream of all women? After the break, we'll talk about your new book, Of course you have not yet retirement plan, look at you, poor trail, scheduled for June We come back after the break.",4 |
| 3130,That's to say?,4 |
| 3131,"This Pilates teacher broke all scores. Imagine Robin, but younger. And bigger breasts. Not bigger, but more shapely.And larger. (Robin phone) I put on the StairMaster and...",0 |
| 3132,"Spoilers. Regardless, we did.",0 |
| 3133,"You know her. She keeps her emotions for her. But yes, I saw her crying sometimes.",2 |
| 3134,Tell me.,0 |
| 3135,"If you want my help, it's a super hot date.",1 |
| 3136,Cutesy and romantic? (He starts singing) No need to take him to Paris or Peru...,1 |
| 3137,What are you doing?,0 |
| 3138,Really? You really gonna do that?,0 |
| 3139,Tonight is the big night. Where do you take D-Bag?This is a bad nickname for Don. I will look better.,3 |
| 3140,Thank you.,4 |
| 3141,You're excited to go out with Don?,1 |
| 3142,"Wait, but that would mean...",1 |
| 3143,Super.,3 |
| 3144,"Because I am angry against you. And against me. Ted and cons. And frankly, I still am against the Empire.",3 |
| 3145,You see nothing.,1 |
| 3146,Of course you'll sleep with her. Why is this super hot date if not?,4 |
| 3147,Yeah.,1 |
| 3148,Here is my story.,0 |
| 3149,"Come on, guys. It was good. It was nice. We spent a pleasant evening. Let... Let him that. Even if...",4 |
| 3150,It's my birthday!,2 |
| 3151,It's still my birthday!,2 |
| 3152,"Small bonus, I took pictures of me naked before packing. With a node.",3 |
| 3153,There was not a knot.,2 |
| 3154,Of course. You will not last! The photo is forever.,2 |
| 3155,"Totally. It is a tightrope, but still.",4 |
| 3156,"Okay, I am perhaps a little bossy, but I want to remember it all. Like tonight. I imagine no better birthday being with my 4 best friends only. (A knock at the door) And Ted's here.",2 |
| 3157,"Amanda will make a cake for Lily. She is head. We met at the restaurant last week when I returned my soup. Fortunately, she has such beautiful hair it not bother me a bit to eat.",1 |
| 3158,I'm really happy you make me my cake.,2 |
| 3159,"Sure. Okay, this is Amanda begins. You have 32 seconds to answer a ton of questions. And... Here we go. Lily's favorite color?",3 |
| 3160,I think Ted whispered the word "yellow". It is equally untrue. (Later...) This game is called... raising the cost of perfection.,3 |
| 3161,"Lily saw The Goonies just after his parents separated. After that, she had real problems of trust.",1 |
| 3162,""And that's the strongest person I know. I can not imagine my life without her. I love you, Lily.",3 |
| 3163,"Too cute. Lily, guess who wrote it. "You look really nice."",3 |
| 3164,"No, it was me. And I meant it.",0 |
| 3165,"Tell me if you need help. (Amanda from the kitchen) Quick, group photo! All front of the fireplace.",2 |
| 3166,"Lily, what are you talking?",1 |
| 3167,Or we could continue the descent on the Avenue Best Birthday.,3 |
| 3168,That's Pap Pa......,1 |
| 3169,"It was there, we know the end.",4 |
| 3170,The funny for this photo. I plottait ass.,4 |
| 3171,Of course.,0 |
| 3172,"Lily, sorry for Amanda. But I'll say. You make your spoiled rotten. You in all your statements because you think I messed up two three photos?",1 |
| 3173,2 months. And I just started making love. I was not ready to stop for 2 months.,3 |
| 3174,"And Marshall came to me to spring break. And at the last minute, Ted decided to go with the girl he had just to get back, Karen.",2 |
| 3175,2 months! My balls were blue! Blue!,3 |
| 3176,Emily. Isabelle.,2 |
| 3177,"At the time, I thought each of these girls could be good, but I have to keep hoping. I have no choice.",1 |
| 3178,"I'm sorry, Ted. I agree with Lily on this. This kind of evening is hard for someone new. That's why I have not brought Don. When I was in Japan, this guy, hot date for our third, took me to his brother's wedding. Now I, a complete stranger, am on the photo album of the marriage of a Japanese couple forever.",4 |
| 3179,I confess. Raspberry was a mistake. But how would I know?,1 |
| 3180,If Lily is serious. Get out of this stranger in my house!,3 |
| 3181,You know what? I have not slept for 36 hours. Just a few minutes.,3 |
| 3182,"And yet you're there, smiling as if nothing was wrong, completely wrong. Robin's birthday, there is 3 years old. Robin had a cold, and you made him remove his pajamas for the photo.",1 |
| 3183,"Yeah, but you were beautiful.",2 |
| 3184,It's true.,2 |
| 3185,No! Why not sitcom of the 80s with two roommates who never agree?,3 |
| 3186,Yeah. Just one second per cons. We are writing history. We'll take our first picture of roommate.,3 |
| 3187,And if you break it?,1 |
| 3188,I liked you.,1 |
| 3189,"Now, Marshall!",1 |
| 3190,I love traveling.,0 |
| 3191,"Hawaii is fun. A buddy of mine lives in Seattle. It's really not bad. But the best place? I must say, the moon.",0 |
| 3192,"But I worked at a yogurt shop in high school. And indeed, it was... insane.",3 |
| 3193,"So, after 20 minutes, the eagle has landed. We fuse into space. Houston, we have a complainer. Other double entender related to space.",0 |
| 3194,"Ted, you've nabbed seven peanuts in a row. Impressive but not enough to be published.",4 |
| 3195,seven in a row. But I speak not of it. I talk about my selection for the construction of a scale model of the Empire State Building for the greater recovery of the New York skyline in the world.,1 |
| 3196,That's the thing with which you played the other day?,4 |
| 3197,Ten seconds.,4 |
| 3198,"You know, in fact, it was not me who should pay.Because I do not really like pizza.",3 |
| 3199,Did you get mugged?,2 |
| 3200,"Yes, because I was as*ault in 1947 at the corner of Abbott and Costello. But no. I cut through Central Park back from work.",3 |
| 3201,I repeat. I will say that it happened to me to lie on compassion.,0 |
| 3202,"I do not think there's a g*n to my Marshmallow. Now, I tremble. I think I will not sleep all night.",2 |
| 3203,It's going to hurt someone. There is the... security.,4 |
| 3204,Because I saw that the monkey did and I wanted more after.,3 |
| 3205,New information has been discovered on the attack on Marshall.,0 |
| 3206,Really? They caught him?,4 |
| 3207,He is behind bars.,1 |
| 3208,I've seen. That's why I take the taxi.,4 |
| 3209,They tracked!,1 |
| 3210,Was not... Was not banana banana.,3 |
| 3211,You've been mugged by a monkey!,2 |
| 3212,It might be curious. You were wearing a yellow hat?,1 |
| 3213,You've been mugged by a monkey.,2 |
| 3214,What?,1 |
| 3215,That's what I said to the girl at the bar just now...,0 |
| 3216,"Well, my name is not Neil. This is Bar...",0 |
| 3217,"Nobody except the good people of Thailand, China, Costa Rica and many other countries where the crime committed by the monkeys is a common nuisance.",3 |
| 3218,"I just invented this story that Lily does not buy a w*apon. In truth, it never happened.",3 |
| 3219,I can not believe.,0 |
| 3220,I could not say. It smells good. But I could not say.,1 |
| 3221,I still say that it happened.,0 |
| 3222,"False! They like to discover that they lied. "Because a lie is just a great story that has mixed with the truth." Barney Stinson. Example, that Sarah gave me this!",0 |
| 3223,"No, I mean what she did. In truth, I fear that history has not gone exactly as I said.",0 |
| 3224,"Come on, Ted.",3 |
| 3225,"Come here. Seriously, what's your flavor? It's intoxicating.",1 |
| 3226,"I do not think Marshall will lie on TV. And when it gives up, I wanna be there for Robin, with a story. Or rather, 102 stories, because it is the height of a building in New York.",1 |
| 3227,Now I want a w*apon.,0 |
| 3228,The monkey is there.,3 |
| 3229,"Well... I'd love to tell you what happened, Robin. But... I really want to know what's under that sheet.",3 |
| 3230,We talk about that. We speak your aggression.,4 |
| 3231,"People are attacked every day in New York, Robin, do we often see what's under that sheet? You can sh**t it?",3 |
| 3232,What are you doing?,4 |
| 3233,Not five minutes. I have not been attacked by a monkey.,3 |
| 3234,It's good. I buy a g*n.,2 |
| 3235,No! I have not been mugged!,3 |
| 3236,You know if it was attacked?,0 |
| 3237,I have no idea.,1 |
| 3238,Tell us just what happened.,2 |
| 3239,Okay! That is the truth. I go back... back to bed.,3 |
| 3240,Please do not.,1 |
| 3241,"Yeah! Finally, I... I'm glad you're happy.",1 |
| 3242,"Oh, congratulations!",2 |
| 3243,Inventing an emergency or anything. I... I... I'll get it.,1 |
| 3244,"Oh, that's fine. I'm in top form. Go. We'll take a look!",1 |
| 3245,"First, let me tell you what happened on the wedding day.",1 |
| 3246,We do not want to know what you do on the internet when you feel alone.,2 |
| 3247,"So, I thought this piece would be the desktop. You see, a place just for dad. I mean, kids can come if they read a book, but no toy. This is not about to hold my love. It is rather a question of drawing a boundary.",1 |
| 3248,"Ted, you're barge. It will take years and a small fortune for it to be liveable.",2 |
| 3249,"Okay, well. Ted let alone a little, right?",3 |
| 3250,"Okay? We all did stupid stuff in our lives. For example, I remember once when I put the rocket in the bathroom and tried to put them to dry in the microwave.",3 |
| 3251,Put rockets in...,0 |
| 3252,"Thank you, Robin. You saved me an explanation and an excruciating public humiliation. Guys! Guys! Guess what Robin has done.",0 |
| 3253,"Wait, wait. You will inspect the place where now?",0 |
| 3254,"Burgers, burgers will be made.",1 |
| 3255,"Look, Barney, I support most all these jokes about me crying. And if I claim to prove it was you who was crying, that you would not be a problem?",4 |
| 3256,Of course.,0 |
| 3257,I see a complaint.,0 |
| 3258,Now my mother remarried. I... I'm exactly the same spot 5 years ago. I'm tired. I'm... I'm ready for life that goes with this house.,1 |
| 3259,"Ted, as you know, I've always been really, really addicted to your mother.",0 |
| 3260,I wanted to be your father!,0 |
| 3261,"Do not answer me, young man. That's why I cried at the song of Clint. Because that bastard stole your mother. And now all that remains for me... is the memory of the drop at the airport.",0 |
| 3262,And that's how you got the pin? Incredible. You... So... here we go.,0 |
| 3263,Is it true? Hmm. I can... Listen... Ted's mother. I... I should really...,0 |
| 3264,"Okay, this is a Mellencamp.",0 |
| 3265,"Guys, I'm in trouble. I mean, the best I can do is to improve the house and sell the property with great losses.",1 |
| 3266,It was our turn.,4 |
| 3267,"Hey, man.",3 |
| 3268,Robin told me. Happy Housewarming!,3 |
| 3269,No. I have a system. I put the empty brick in the fridge to remind us to buy milk.,4 |
| 3270,"The'm not, it's as if we had never been together.",4 |
| 3271,We missed the full board.,2 |
| 3272,"Wait, sorry. "It? "",1 |
| 3273,"Wait, wait. You think I'm gay? Why you would assume that?",1 |
| 3274,Sorry for not having told the truth from the beginning.,4 |
| 3275,Still not gay.,1 |
| 3276,It's great.,1 |
| 3277,"I do not know what it is, but I want to get Robin.",0 |
| 3278,Hanging out with Robin was a huge mistake.,0 |
| 3279,Get it?,1 |
| 3280,"Awesome. That way, each bed will have its uses.",3 |
| 3281,It's too easy.,0 |
| 3282,My chair!,0 |
| 3283,"Me too, man. More than you, certainly. Instance. Super spicy. I feel bad.",0 |
| 3284,This pepper is an ice cube in my mouth.,0 |
| 3285,I would love. If I move.,4 |
| 3286,Come on. Did you do stupid stuff to impress Robin.,0 |
| 3287,"Yes, but not anymore, because I turned the page. Just like you.",1 |
| 3288,"It's not for you! And it's not mine, either. It is... to Don.",1 |
| 3289,We all talk!,1 |
| 3290,Why?,2 |
| 3291,"Okay, wait. What do you say to that? It is being shared?I take up to 40 years and after you can have it.",0 |
| 3292,Who we laugh? It is with Don. We must accept it and move on.,1 |
| 3293,It's true. I'm going to leave before something regrettable.,0 |
| 3294,"It was good. Well, you gotta go.",3 |
| 3295,"I'm sorry. It was great and you're great. But, I must get up early, so...",3 |
| 3296,So what's going on with Robin?,0 |
| 3297,"You were right, she was just angry. It's been four days and not talk to relocate. We must never repeat this kind of shit.",1 |
| 3298,"Ps... The top was for Ted. He believed? Fine. Pull yourself together with Robin, but say nothing to Ted because he will still go wrong. And there are still drawings of breasts.",1 |
| 3299,Robin?!,1 |
| 3300,"Uh... Robin. I know... She lives with her boyfriend and she said not wanting to hang out with us, but it's Robots vs. Wrestlers. Robots vs.... Wrestlers!",0 |
| 3301,"You too. I gotta go. It is called? (She hangs up) Sorry, New York, I had to answer. Where were we? Bus accident.",4 |
| 3302,She said no? How could she? Robots vs. Wrestlers of our tradition is the largest group.,0 |
| 3303,"I was going to say "was found eaten by her cats," but it's not good either. Everybody leaves me, and I like it!",0 |
| 3304,Do not worry about a baby on our side. It is not yet started.,2 |
| 3305,Relax... It's for Marissa Heller.,1 |
| 3306,"Marissa Heller? She looks good. Face, breasts, describe. Begins with the breasts.",0 |
| 3307,It's about an open bar.,1 |
| 3308,"Guys, we get together. Lil, you can do... All you have to watch the guy in front, say your name is Marissa Heller, and it passes. And I repeat, to be sure, no accent.",0 |
| 3309,"I must make a confession. It is not on the list, but I always wanted to see the inside of Alberta.",1 |
| 3310,"We tried, it's been 20 minutes. We are going. Where is Ted?",2 |
| 3311,"My God, have you ever had the baby! It is just behind me, huh?",0 |
| 3312,I can not.,2 |
| 3313,"Citrus and honeycomb with a sharp acidity. This is a Sauvignon Blanc, Loire Valley. The town of Sancerre.",1 |
| 3314,I hope Ted is unhappy.,0 |
| 3315,"Of course, hell is an interesting concept, is not it? I always liked to imagine it as Dante's Divine Comedy. If I may. Italian original... (Thinking...) I do not believe it. I recite the Divine Comedy in Italian original, and nobody makes fart noises. It's weird. I've never gone that far. I just seem to be an assh*le. My God, I control myself! Listen to me, I am completely let go! I'm the biggest assh*le on the planet. I wish someone stops me.",1 |
| 3316,"Rule number 83. If something out of the baby ends up on my costume, I can touch the breasts of Lily.",0 |
| 3317,You're right. No need to rush.,3 |
| 3318,"Sorry, someone had to. I pay my tour.",4 |
| 3319,This is an access problem?,4 |
| 3320,Everyone has one. You should know the face.,4 |
| 3321,"I'll help you. (It helps a man to repair his bike) That should do it. Guys, not today. It would be... (He begins to dance)",3 |
| 3322,There is a street where it's normal. One clue: a giant yellow bird lives on.,0 |
| 3323,It does not b*at my pancakes. I'll make once. There are incredible.,1 |
| 3324,To be nice. It cost nothing.,3 |
| 3325,"That's what I meant. New York is not a small town, friendly, crime-free, inbred, in the woods, with cows lost in Minnesota, where you've grown.",4 |
| 3326,He gave them money?,4 |
| 3327,"What interest? He's from Minnesota. The mascot of his high school, it was a hug. Marshall is back with a beer while Ted joined them in turn.",2 |
| 3328,Interesting. We went to this new film The Future Bride.,1 |
| 3329,The Future Bride talking about you?,2 |
| 3330,"You sure it's you? When I saw The Wild History of space, I would have sworn...",3 |
| 3331,Tony Grafanello? This is...,4 |
| 3332,And romantic.,3 |
| 3333,And the hot date 2 minutes? When I condensed a romantic rendezvous in 2 minutes to go with the busy schedule of Stella?,1 |
| 3334,"Okay, he really said this time around.",1 |
| 3335,Why? So why should it?,1 |
| 3336,Because it is past the fifth most profitable films.,4 |
| 3337,"Yeah, that was good.",1 |
| 3338,"Bluntly. Well, technically, this is the correct pronunciation.",1 |
| 3339,"Bluntly! This guy's life was ruined by humiliation before the world. Too funny! It will take years before you can watch his family in front. It must be so traumatized that never again will he love or trust someone. It was insane! Get Moving, Adolf h*tler, a new king has arrived!",1 |
| 3340,"Sorry, Ted, you're screwed.",2 |
| 3341,You wanna go get that girl.,3 |
| 3342,Because she's nice.,3 |
| 3343,Royce!,1 |
| 3344,"I'm Jed Mosley. But Royce, missed it... in that cowboy boots red, it's not me.",1 |
| 3345,They are g*n in fact. I promised I'd make pancakes.And... I would keep that promise.,1 |
| 3346,Do I always appreciate... Would you like me to make pancakes?,1 |
| 3347,Kiss it! This film is embraced anyway.,0 |
| 3348,"Marshall. So, you're in the office? You're not, I do not know, driving a taxi, with a wig?",3 |
| 3349,"Yes, I'm in the office. This is the sound of my stapler.This is the sound of my trouilloteuse. And that, the sound of me, ranking the company's directive on sexual harassment. What's new? I gotta run, great leader.",0 |
| 3350,"I hasten to add. This is one of the moments you dream about. "Friends, Lily and I have unprotected relations. "I have chills.",3 |
| 3351,We're going to say anything.,2 |
| 3352,"You kiss? Go on, I'm not even there. But just like that, have a baby: big mistake. Now, show me.",0 |
| 3353,Bizarre. A Barney Brown.,4 |
| 3354,"I know. Say what you want about him, but Barney is better blonde.",2 |
| 3355,True. The blonde does not go to any guy.,4 |
| 3356,"This was where I was swimming teacher at Cascade Country Club of Grief, I washed the mop with lemon juice, playing with natural highlights. Let's just say that there were some old pretending to drown. Unfortunately, one has really drowned. In short, blonde suits me.",1 |
| 3357,I've tried drugs.,4 |
| 3358,What was that for?,4 |
| 3359,I see...,4 |
| 3360,"The executive producer of WNKW saw our show the other morning and I loved it. They offer me the position of presenter, starting next week.",4 |
| 3361,"Yes, I understand. My colleagues are oddly on the fact that I work. I know, I know.",0 |
| 3362,"It was a recording? You called me Big Chief, my nickname special job.",3 |
| 3363,Why it happens now? While all was well with Don. This is the never ending battle of my life: career vs. love.,4 |
| 3364,"It sounds logical. Sorry to not be able to help you more than that. In truth, I can not be objective about the fact you're gone.",1 |
| 3365,I thought the fastest way to circumnavigate the world in 180 days. Take a taxi and wait before the United Nations.,0 |
| 3366,It was the perfect plan. There's a detail I had not expected.,0 |
| 3367,The girls not want to enter a taxi driver. I worked hard on it.,0 |
| 3368,I think so. I must confess to Lily that the fifth lookalike is false.,3 |
| 3369,What's the problem?,0 |
| 3370,"I'm ready to be a father, you know? But Lily needs a sign of the universe. It could take years.",3 |
| 3371,"They told me, so I've prepared a few. I organize a "marriage". Tell me, Billy Idol, it's going to do? More on Billy Idol.If someone wants the real Slim Shady, it's there. This one was good. Robin, why do not you help me?",0 |
| 3372,It gets no compliments.,4 |
| 3373,The other thing.,1 |
| 3374,I know what's bothering you.,2 |
| 3375,Time out! This is a group decision! You can not go to Chicago before we are all agreed.,0 |
| 3376,It works!,1 |
| 3377,Wait a second. Candles... flowers... I guess that Marshall has "forgotten" to tell you. The fifth lookalike... it was me.,0 |
| 3378,The other thing.,1 |
| 3379,I can re-move? (Ted takes her in his arms. They sit on the couch) Is I'm the biggest idiot in the world?,4 |
| 3380,This guy looks like me...,0 |
| 3381,Guys... Play the game,3 |
| 3382,It's like looking in a mirror.,0 |
| 3383,Does that mean...?,3 |
| 3384,Nice! Where'd you get this?,1 |
| 3385,""Sun dress," by the way. Hey! What are you nervous about? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. What flowing cotton frock...",0 |
| 3386,Yeah.,1 |
| 3387,"Actually, Marshall would probably be...",1 |
| 3388,Fine. Have at it. Exercise your dibs. She's got her shields up anyway. She's reading a book.,1 |
| 3389,"Yeah. At a bar. That book might as well be called, "Are You There, Barney? It's Me, Horny." That is not what "shields up" looks like. (<em>He points to Robin who is entering the bar, with greasy hair and dirty clothes</em>) That is what "shields up" looks like.",0 |
| 3390,"You know what, Barney? Just cut her some slack, okay? She just went through a breakup.",1 |
| 3391,"Here, have some tea.",1 |
| 3392,This? What you're doing right now? I'm getting a "de-rection.",0 |
| 3393,Your dibs. I want to buy your dibs.,1 |
| 3394,No. <em>(He takes $20 out of his wallet)</em>,1 |
| 3395,"Well, I guess you just got to move on. I mean, it's not like you have a sh*t with Ready McGee over there, right? Ted?",4 |
| 3396,"You're one of those? God, I swear, one in five guys...",4 |
| 3397,Who else did you tell? Did you tell anyone at the office?,2 |
| 3398,Hello.,2 |
| 3399,The man has no boundaries. And I just can't procreate under these conditions!,2 |
| 3400,"That's ridiculous. Lily, there is no way that I would ever... Okay, everyone needs to shut up so that I can think!",3 |
| 3401,"Okay, so you just want me to call my dad and tell him that we're not having a baby?",3 |
| 3402,Yeah. He and my mom are coming to live with us when the baby's born. We talked about this.,3 |
| 3403,"You know what, Marshall? Why don't you have a baby with your dad?",2 |
| 3404,"Oh, God, this sucks! Do you think she saw me?",1 |
| 3405,"Yeah, she definitely saw you.",0 |
| 3406,"Okay, will do. And dibs.",0 |
| 3407,"If I had my dad's number, I would never not be on the phone with him.",0 |
| 3408,"No. Lily, look. <em>(looking at Robin standing at the bar)</em> You saucy little minx. You sundressed up.",0 |
| 3409,"14 seconds! 14 seconds, and already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off. I... still... got... it. All right, buddy, you proved my point. Now scram. Nice belt, by the way.",4 |
| 3410,Thanks.,4 |
| 3411,Totally.,1 |
| 3412,Marshall?,2 |
| 3413,"I'm sorry. Hold on. Just... It's my dad. Lily, it's my dad, okay? I love him, and if he calls me, I'm gonna answer the phone! Hey, Dad.",3 |
| 3414,"Dad, I'm in the middle of something right now.",3 |
| 3415,"You. You're like that. You and your dad both care so much. It's... it's why women fall in love with the Eriksen men to begin with. But right now, it's a lot of pressure.",2 |
| 3416,"Not even for one second. Not having a baby would suck, but the idea of you letting me down... that's impossible. That would be like aliens landing. That's a bad example, because that could happen. It probably already has. I saw this, episode... All right.",3 |
| 3417,I'm doing this. I am going over there. Wish me luck.,1 |
| 3418,"Okay, maybe I'm a little nervous.",1 |
| 3419,It will be.,3 |
| 3420,Yeah. You were saying?,1 |
| 3421,"I mean, everyone told us that it might take a while, but... We thought we might be the exception to the rule. Anyways, we're getting back on that horse. I mean, feeling good about the future. Obviously, this goes without saying, but you won't tell Lily about any of this, right?",3 |
| 3422,Did I ever! Deadliest Catch ever!,1 |
| 3423,What are you talking about? Your mother still lives in the house you grew up in.,3 |
| 3424,Pass.,4 |
| 3425,No one believes that story.,1 |
| 3426,How did he do that?,2 |
| 3427,"Whoa, Ted, that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box.",0 |
| 3428,How dare you!,0 |
| 3429,"No, she actually said that.",1 |
| 3430,Bro!,0 |
| 3431,How you doing?,1 |
| 3432,"Hey. It's true. Tell him, James.",0 |
| 3433,Yeah!,3 |
| 3434,"Santa's still a lie, and I'm not lying to our kids.",2 |
| 3435,Mom addressed this and never sent it.,0 |
| 3436,"Hey. (laughs) It's a picture of you and me when we were little kids. On the back, Mom wrote... "Your son."",0 |
| 3437,How?,1 |
| 3438,"I'll be honest. The first few times aren't going to be that great. He's going to say 'Are you finished?' more times than a waiter in a busy restaurant.",4 |
| 3439,"I suppose you have a problem with the Easter Bunny, too.",3 |
| 3440,"So we're doing this? We're really going to go disturb the peaceful Long Island retirement of the former mayor of Yourson, North Dakota on a Sunday afternoon? Real classy, James. Real classy.",0 |
| 3441,Why don't I just go to the Chevy Web site and copy down adjectives?,4 |
| 3442,"For what? I don't know who lives here, but it's not my dad. Wait. Wait. Please, stop. Just... just give me a second, okay?",0 |
| 3443,"God, this must be so hard for Barney.",2 |
| 3444,"Yeah, but you know what? He took a big step today...",3 |
| 3445,He's also quite the detective.,4 |
| 3446,What?,1 |
| 3447,"Man... I thought I was a light-skinned Caucasian, but in truth, I'm a really light-skinned African-American. Man, try to hail a cab in Manhattan. Am I right? Nope, no one's stopping for this. These guys don't understand what I'm talking about.",0 |
| 3448,I don't know. Got a burger coming.,1 |
| 3449,"Yeah, I'm not going to go through that again.",0 |
| 3450,"Good for you. Where's the poop, Robin?",2 |
| 3451,"I am gonna k*ll you. I'm gonna fly to Chicago, k*ll you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the k*ll and eating your face thing.",4 |
| 3452,"Look, I didn't get sh*t down. Trust me, I'll get the yes. Barney Stinson always gets the yes. This is all part of the plan. After initial contact, I'm now in the ignoring phase.",0 |
| 3453,"Do you remember how awesome it was to be co-workers... Nay, bro-workers?",0 |
| 3454,"Ted Mosby, it's back on. We're gonna build your building.",0 |
| 3455,No? Are you kidding me?,4 |
| 3456,"I can't take the job, Barney. I'm done with that life. No hard feelings?",1 |
| 3457,All right.,1 |
| 3458,"So, you still think Ted's gonna take the job?",3 |
| 3459,"I tried to. But then this thing popped up on my phone that said, "Are you sure?" And I wasn't sure. I can't lie to my phone.",4 |
| 3460,"My "plezh." If you can find a number in there that I don't call regularly, I'll gladly delete it.",2 |
| 3461,Super Kicks Karate.,4 |
| 3462,"No, not that one. That's my dojo.",2 |
| 3463,But I'm totally gonna sign up for more lessons.,2 |
| 3464,I finally know what your kind goes through. I get it now.,1 |
| 3465,"No, he's been doing it to try to get Ted to design the new GNB Tower.",3 |
| 3466,He did.,1 |
| 3467,"It's nice to be wanted, okay? And, yes, this is a new vest. Thank you all for noticing. Oh, that's right, you didn't. Barney did!",1 |
| 3468,You guys played one gig four years ago. I'm deleting it.,4 |
| 3469,"No, no, we're gonna... we're gonna play another gig again. Probably really soon. It's just we all got super busy, and... We're not going to play another gig again, are we?",3 |
| 3470,"It's not a move, dude. I executed the paperwork for the new architect this morning. Barney wasn't lying.",3 |
| 3471,I didn't! I don't! I don't. I don't!,1 |
| 3472,"Okay, it's a move.",3 |
| 3473,"There is no other architect. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I lied. I was being Barney's wingman, and I never get to be the wingman.",3 |
| 3474,236.,0 |
| 3475,"No... Ted... you want to do this, okay? You're just scared of getting hurt again. But you can't let fear steal your funk. That is good. There is a song in there. Excuse me.",3 |
| 3476,"Where's the poop, Robin?",2 |
| 3477,Fine. I called Don again.,4 |
| 3478,"Yeah, Ted. Why aren't you in class? You son of a bitch. I'll call Marshall. We'll draw up the contract.",0 |
| 3479,Who is this?,4 |
| 3480,"I'm sorry. Is this 917-456... I'm sorry, 465... No, wait.",4 |
| 3481,"I don't know, it could be cool. I've never seen Woody Allen.",4 |
| 3482,That's adorable. You're from Canada.,1 |
| 3483,I have been here for almost six years. It's not like I just got off a boat.,4 |
| 3484,I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.,1 |
| 3485,"Those rules are all stupid, okay? I've never done any of those things.",4 |
| 3486,"A real New Yorker would know the subway's faster. You just take the one, and transfer to the two-three.",2 |
| 3487,"You're all wrong... I got a way to get there so fast, I could b*at all of you, even if I sat down and ordered a big, juicy steak first.",0 |
| 3488,"Ooh, taxi!",4 |
| 3489,That's the gray one. Did you know that in 18...,1 |
| 3490,"Excuse me, I've got a thing.",4 |
| 3491,Hi.,4 |
| 3492,"Well, you're in luck. See that gothic church over there? Those corinthian columns were designed by Giuseppe Pegatto in 1896. <em>(the woman stands up to find another place)</em>",1 |
| 3493,"So, is this ride your way of apologizing for this morning?",4 |
| 3494,I'm sorry. I never apologize. And why would I?,0 |
| 3495,"Robin, I had no idea.",0 |
| 3496,Whoa! This is crazy.,3 |
| 3497,I can't believe it.,4 |
| 3498,Hey! Lily.,4 |
| 3499,The machines have won! he machines have won.,3 |
| 3500,64. But whatever.,1 |
| 3501,"And you're designing a frickin' building. I mean, come on, dude.",3 |
| 3502,"Marshall! Marshall, get in!",2 |
| 3503,There it is.,1 |
| 3504,Where are Marshall and lily?,4 |
| 3505,I won? I won!,4 |
| 3506,I can't believe I won!,4 |
| 3507,I'm not gonna... Not gonna...,1 |
| 3508,Sure. What's up?,0 |
| 3509,Traction?,2 |
| 3510,"As you know, Papa likes to get down with enthusiasm.",3 |
| 3511,"And without traction, Papa's likely to boogie himself right out of bed. It's either these or soccer cleats.",3 |
| 3512,"Oh, the small penis thing?",2 |
| 3513,You're kidding me.,0 |
| 3514,Snakes.,0 |
| 3515,Mm-hmm? And this theory applies to everything?,1 |
| 3516,Everything.,0 |
| 3517,Yeah. The first three barely mention the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.,0 |
| 3518,Wendy! I'd like to buy my friend a drink. What's your oldest Scotch?,1 |
| 3519,How can you speak of such things?,0 |
| 3520,"Size, shape, left or right leaning orientation...",2 |
| 3521,How can you speak of such things?,0 |
| 3522,Impossible. Max's penis is stuck in my brain like a splinter. Like a splinter-sized splinter.,3 |
| 3523,We wound up talking for hours.,1 |
| 3524,You can shoplift and pretend you're just confused.,1 |
| 3525,"Well, I'd say you got a pretty long wait.",1 |
| 3526,Whoa! Sweet wrestling name alert.,3 |
| 3527,And you're welcome.,3 |
| 3528,"The point is, you weren't pretending to like the Indigo Girls for the other person. You realized you liked them because of the other person. Just like me, Zoey and The Arcadian. Did GNB really put snakes in The Arcadian?",1 |
| 3529,I don't recall saying "eggs.",0 |
| 3530,"Yeah, but, uh, you know what they say. The important thing is-is how you use it, you know? "The motion of the ocean." That whole thing.",3 |
| 3531,"He said it's small, Marshall, and everybody's fine with that. Let's just move on.",4 |
| 3532,Zoey... I'm Batman. Hmm. That'd be cool.,1 |
| 3533,"Well, spare no expense, buddy. Dinner is on me, and-and get dessert. Maybe this molten chocolate lava cake? I just want you to be happy.",3 |
| 3534,It's your fault! You ladies and your salty sailor talk!,3 |
| 3535,It's just a bunch of uncomfortable dudes trying to get out of there as quickly as possible. And one old guy just letting it all hang out.,3 |
| 3536,"Oh, nothing. We don't talk about you!",2 |
| 3537,You just broke in and stole these guys? Aren't you worried about getting arrested?,1 |
| 3538,"Ted, that is never gonna happen.",0 |
| 3539,"Well, I can't tear down The Arcadian. I'm sorry, but I'm off the project.",1 |
| 3540,"Okay, are there or aren't there snakes?!",1 |
| 3541,Who mentioned snakes?! And stop shouting! You're scaring Cottontail.,0 |
| 3542,So you're back in?,0 |
| 3543,"Oh, of course, because what woman doesn't like being slobbered on while some giant paws at her nether regions like Lenny from Of Mice and Men?",4 |
| 3544,I don't recall saying snakes.,1 |
| 3545,"So, have you guys landed on a name yet?",3 |
| 3546,Lisa.,2 |
| 3547,"Well, I mean, geez, Lily.",3 |
| 3548,"I watched. Robin insisted I confirm how "awful" Becky is, so last night I checked it out.",1 |
| 3549,"Becky, we're-we're journalists. We can't get emotional about the news, we...",4 |
| 3550,"Well, if you read the story, we might find out.",4 |
| 3551,"You, too? Can somebody please explain to me why the little girl act works on men?",4 |
| 3552,You want the long version or the short version?,0 |
| 3553,"No, she is not my daughter. I'm just her daddy.",3 |
| 3554,"Exactly. And it's not like the opposite would work. There's no way a guy could pick up a girl, going around talking like a little boy.",4 |
| 3555,"I, Barney Stinson, will pick up a girl whilst talking like a little boy.",0 |
| 3556,Oh.,3 |
| 3557,Then what does she do? Sweet mother nature!,3 |
| 3558,Not "Esther." I need a drink. Ted? Ted?,3 |
| 3559,"Marshall, your list is entirely boy names. You do realize there's roughly a 50% chance of you having a daughter, right?",1 |
| 3560,"It's not what it sounds like, folks.",1 |
| 3561,"Okay... No offense, Dad, but I doubt there's any scientific data to support--",3 |
| 3562,"Hey, Becky, Becky, this is our news segment, okay? Nobody cares what you did yesterday.",4 |
| 3563,Aww...,1 |
| 3564,"Let me guess: she acted like a helpless little girl, and you stepped in as the big, strong man.",4 |
| 3565,"It's okay, little darlin'.",1 |
| 3566,"(<em>scoffing</em>) Yeah, I slept.",1 |
| 3567,Challenge accept...,0 |
| 3568,"For your information, Becky doesn't like steak, she likes pasghetti. Spaghetti. And more importantly, she makes me feel needed.",1 |
| 3569,"Hey, it's nice to feel needed. And you know what? It's not a feeling guys get when they're with you.",1 |
| 3570,"When we were dating, I... I didn't make you feel needed?",4 |
| 3571,Thanks.,1 |
| 3572,<em>(goofy voice)</em> Let's make a baby!,3 |
| 3573,"Oh, really. Well, then how come whenever there's a creepy kid in a horror movie it's always a little girl? Or twin girls, who speak... (<em>eerily</em>): in unison.",3 |
| 3574,Esther? That's beautiful.,3 |
| 3575,"Baby, names and gender, it's just, like... it's some way of giving ourselves the illusion that we have any control whatsoever. I- I just want a healthy, happy, 12-pound--",3 |
| 3576,Whoa.,2 |
| 3577,"You know what? We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy. Like, um...",3 |
| 3578,"Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating. This is a treat.",1 |
| 3579,Robin has another party to go to.,2 |
| 3580,But she might stop by later.,2 |
| 3581,Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again.,1 |
| 3582,"Architecturally significant?! Zoey, you're very pretty. Your hair smells great.",1 |
| 3583,I care about our precious Earth.,0 |
| 3584,Everyone is in this video. Randy's in the video.,0 |
| 3585,I'll say this: There is no quit in that guy. You should fire him.,0 |
| 3586,"Okay, that, that right there. That attitude is exactly why I won't be in your video. Because GNB doesn't care. They hand out pink slips like they're hors d'oevres. Just last week, I was talking to Arthur...",3 |
| 3587,"Aha, it's someone we know. If it was some ding dong we didn't know, you'd just give me his name.",2 |
| 3588,I lost them.,1 |
| 3589,We're familiar with it.,1 |
| 3590,Shuts them right up.,2 |
| 3591,You slept with Randy!,2 |
| 3592,"Your co-host is getting super-popular because of her stupid commercial, "Boats! Boats! Boats!" So, when you arrived at the GNB party after we left, you were feeling vulnerable and drunk. Then, from across the not-so-crowded conference room, your eyes met. And as we all remember... Randy has a unique condition.",2 |
| 3593,That's...exactly what happened.,4 |
| 3594,Thank you. So where you headed now?,3 |
| 3595,"Guys, Prof Rock is a really good mix, okay?",1 |
| 3596,This just isn't working out.,3 |
| 3597,"I got you your job back, Randy. I thought that you'd be happy.",3 |
| 3598,"Well, then quit. No one's stopping you.",3 |
| 3599,What are you doing?,3 |
| 3600,"No, it's actually, um, nice having some of this clutter off my desk. So thank you, Randy.",3 |
| 3601,It didn't work. They hate me. How do I get them to like me again?,1 |
| 3602,"...are dorks. Except for you, Miles. Ted, you just have to learn to embrace their hatred. Because behind that hatred lies fear. And you can use use that fear, like I did with Johnny Marley.",2 |
| 3603,Yeah.,2 |
| 3604,"Fine. I didn't sleep with anyone. The thing is, ever since Becky did that commercial, everyone at work loves her. So, the day after Halloween, I was in a commercial.",4 |
| 3605,You think working here is my dream?,3 |
| 3606,I care about making dreams come true. You got what you need?,3 |
| 3607,"Ah, bully!",0 |
| 3608,They'd pelt us with their Phish bootlegs.,1 |
| 3609,"Ooh! I love this exhibit. One time when I was a kid, this room was closed for cleaning, so I snuck under the rope.",2 |
| 3610,"Okay, the giant blue whale hanging from the ceiling?",3 |
| 3611,Not bad.,4 |
| 3612,Challenge accepted.,0 |
| 3613,I think I'm going to say yes.,3 |
| 3614,Impressive. Try this on for size.,0 |
| 3615,Get... your other hand... off my ass.,4 |
| 3616,"Yeah, old stuff's great.",1 |
| 3617,"Mmm. Ah, this Scotch is good. How's your drink?",4 |
| 3618,"Yeah, I do.",4 |
| 3619,"The boat? There's a boat? You must tell me about this boat, Captain.",1 |
| 3620,She!,1 |
| 3621,"Man, I wish me and my dad were as close as you guys are.",1 |
| 3622,What would College You say if he heard what you were saying right now?,2 |
| 3623,Yepskerdoodles.,3 |
| 3624,Lawyered.,3 |
| 3625,"Okay. Lily, what do you want from me? I want you to be the person I fell in love with.",3 |
| 3626,Niled it.,0 |
| 3627,You tricked me.,1 |
| 3628,She caught me on tape trashing GNB.,1 |
| 3629,Really? You'd do that to your own wife?,1 |
| 3630,Jerry's my uncle.,0 |
| 3631,No.,2 |
| 3632,"Look, Lily, I know that you would have been okay if we were poor and I was trying to save the world, but will you still be okay if I make a lot of money and I spend all of it spoiling you and our kids?",3 |
| 3633,So when was the last time you saw him?,4 |
| 3634,"Well, maybe the security guy had it wrong. You never know...",4 |
| 3635,Do you know what plays a huge role in helping a woman conceive? Cervical mucus.,2 |
| 3636,"Oh, my God, I can't wait to see this movie. I hear it's really scary.",4 |
| 3637,Look at this crib.,2 |
| 3638,I know. Isn't it?,0 |
| 3639,Along with 50 other clowns. It's a clown car. Oh.,3 |
| 3640,"Yeah, on the bright side, I guess suits are pretty boring without them, so...",4 |
| 3641,"What, are we gonna duel?",4 |
| 3642,"Oh, you haven't watched it yet?",3 |
| 3643,"No, of course not. I wanted my first time to be with someone I cared about.",0 |
| 3644,"Yeah, I figured I should get one now because once I get pregnant, no more massages. Just so annoying.",2 |
| 3645,"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a big old bowl of pornflakes. Whoa! And who is this exquisite keytarist I assum you're about to make sweet love to?",0 |
| 3646,"Oh, that's Jessica Glitter. She was my BFF on the show and in real life.",4 |
| 3647,"Oh, two average Canadian teenagers who solve crimes in space using math.",4 |
| 3648,"I don't know. I think he did a pretty good job, considering he was probably only using one hand.",3 |
| 3649,"I'm sorry. We got to ration this. It's like we're on a desert island, and this video is a really hot, naked chick, and she's got, like, seaweed on her and a seashell bra. You all feel me?",0 |
| 3650,"Four years, three months.",2 |
| 3651,Sure.,1 |
| 3652,He's been stuck in Cleveland his whole life.,1 |
| 3653,"Oh, a Korean massage.",4 |
| 3654,"Guys, did you see that? She's going to a Korean massage without me. That's our thing. I'm telling you, she's gonna dump me, just like she dumped Glitter.",2 |
| 3655,Crib...,2 |
| 3656,What?,4 |
| 3657,"It means that a fertilized egg has not yet attached itself to the lining of your uterine wall. You see? I read your Facebook updates. God, it's like it's all you ever talk about, Lily, and I'm sick of it!",4 |
| 3658,Great.,4 |
| 3659,Okay.,2 |
| 3660,"Okay. Maybe just one cuddle, but then that is it.",3 |
| 3661,"Yeah, he's gotta go.",1 |
| 3662,Wow. You dumped her just because you had a baby? That's cold.,2 |
| 3663,"Oh, God. I gotta go. I gotta go apologize to Robin. I- I need to tell her I love her, and that she'll always be a priority.",2 |
| 3664,"Whoa. Look, I hate most babies. But your baby? I'm gonna love that kid so much. I'm gonna pick it up and everything.",4 |
| 3665,I'm so happy you guys made up.,3 |
| 3666,"Me, too.",1 |
| 3667,"Yeah. You don't want to bail early, man. You could become The Blitz.",3 |
| 3668,"You know what? Ted, go ahead-- leave early to do something lame. Just don't blame us if you become... The Blitz.",3 |
| 3669,"Oh, my God... That's Zoey! That's Ted's enemy. Which means she's our enemy. Let's take this bitch down.",2 |
| 3670,"Barney, I know that Ted doesn't like that girl, but that's a little extreme.",3 |
| 3671,"Okay. Wh...? Well, I got it. You see that silk scarf? I'm going to steal it.",2 |
| 3672,"Yeah. Yeah! My name is Lily Aldrin. I'm a friend of Ted Mosby's, so you better...",2 |
| 3673,<em>(gasps)</em> That was you?!,2 |
| 3674,"And then, the craziest thing happened.",2 |
| 3675,"I'm afraid you are, Ted. You see, when you left last night, you changed the course of Blitztory.",3 |
| 3676,The oven.,4 |
| 3677,"But if it helps, I reached 4G.",2 |
| 3678,It doesn't help. 4G? No. What-What are we supposed to do now?,1 |
| 3679,"And here's the twist, Babaka. Because Ted left early, he's now The Blitz.",0 |
| 3680,No. I c... Because... Step on it.,0 |
| 3681,No. I'm not The Blitz. I'm The Bueller. You know what this means. You're The Blitz.,1 |
| 3682,"Oh, what was that? I was distracted by the four-caret diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.",1 |
| 3683,No... I baste alone.,1 |
| 3684,Are you happy? You're ruining Thanksgiving.,1 |
| 3685,"Ted, give her a chance.",2 |
| 3686,Enemies can't become friends.,1 |
| 3687,"Just stop it! God, can't you two just stop fighting for one day? Like, when the Roadrunner and the Coyote clocked out and had a beer together? Or-Or-Or Tom and Jerry shared a cup of coffee.",2 |
| 3688,I don't get it. Why'd she just kick us out like that?,2 |
| 3689,Barney let us in.,1 |
| 3690,"I get that. Uh, you should hang on to this. You can give it to her next year.",1 |
| 3691,"Ooh. Oh. Great idea. All right. Okay. Here we go. One, two, three.",3 |
| 3692,I figured it out! I know what's so creepy about The Captain.,3 |
| 3693,"Captain, what do you think of rainy days?",0 |
| 3694,Don't use the husband's condoms. That's just rude.,0 |
| 3695,No lying to the spouse about anything you do.,2 |
| 3696,"Lily's right, Ted. Once you're married, it's very hard to be friends with a single person of the opposite sex.",3 |
| 3697,"Yeah. Unless you're old friends, which is why I can hang out with Marshall whenever I want. Right, Marsh Madness?",4 |
| 3698,"Well, Lily, you were right. Something weird happened with Zoey last night.",1 |
| 3699,"It's not okay! I didn't really think it was okay! Pur-leez! You lie to your husband all the time. "Uh, uh, that shirt looks great on you""I love your mom""I never fantasize about Barney when we're doing it"" Sound familiar, Pinocchio?",2 |
| 3700,They are fun.,4 |
| 3701,Lots of drinks.,3 |
| 3702,"Save it, Lily. I am still mad at you for... something, and for that other thing.",0 |
| 3703,And that's why we never hang out alone? Yes.,4 |
| 3704,What were those sailors thinking?,4 |
| 3705,Huh. I don't know. Being out at sea can do crazy things to a man.,3 |
| 3706,Nah. Watch out!,0 |
| 3707,Head?,1 |
| 3708,"Yes. I mean, sure, right now, you're bald and leathery ancovered in a thick layer of blubber...",3 |
| 3709,What's that?,2 |
| 3710,Breast-feeding. Hot.,0 |
| 3711,Really. When those things swell up to three times their normal size... so do I.,0 |
| 3712,"Okay, now we're even!",1 |
| 3713,"Uh-oh. I don't feel so good. (She vomits) Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I am, I am so sorry! Oh! You must think I'm totally disgusting.",4 |
| 3714,No.,1 |
| 3715,What?!,4 |
| 3716,It's gonna be a magical day. (<em>Ted hangs up</em>) I know what you're thinking. I wish I was a dude.,1 |
| 3717,"No, and here's why.,Ted, the best man's job is not to crush the floral arrangements. It's to get the groom down the aisle, because, no matter who he is, he will freak out. And I just don't think you have what it takes to get that get that soldier to pick up his r*fle and charge up the hill.",4 |
| 3718,And how did that go again? Oh for one.,4 |
| 3719,Why this sudden obsession with <em>Heads or Tails</em>?,1 |
| 3720,You mean coin flip bimbo?,1 |
| 3721,"Well, it's a national audience! I get to wear shiny dresses!",4 |
| 3722,"Before that, too.",1 |
| 3723,I thought you finally got that interview at World Wide News.,1 |
| 3724,Which could be a stepping stone to bigger things in your career.,1 |
| 3725,What?!,4 |
| 3726,"Well, you are looking at the new associate researcher at World Wide News.",4 |
| 3727,"Well, thank you. I mean, we've never been happier.",3 |
| 3728,"Okay, I also said I would never make out with a garbage man. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. What's with the gingerbread house?",4 |
| 3729,Huh. Marshall and Lily are doing something meaningful. And it's making me less happy about this bonus. And I'm still single. At least I got that going for me. So why do I still feel outside of awesome looking in? What am I doing with my life?,0 |
| 3730,we've never been happier. can't imagine bringing e down right now.,3 |
| 3731,"Barney's Favorite Things! I'm gonna give you all a bunch of free stuff... like Oprah. Just get excited, okay?",0 |
| 3732,"Remote control helicopters! Condoms! And last but not least... There is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... A strip club! (<em>Applause, cheering)</em> You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You're gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance! That was amazing! It was like a diamond suit for my soul. I gotta keep going. I gotta do more.",0 |
| 3733,"No, I don't mean that charity. That charity is doing peachy. You'll see pics of the two of them in next week's e-mail.",0 |
| 3734,"Yeah, that was back when Lily was pregnant. Now she's not. Ergo, a suit is born. (<em>Chuckles)</em> Dude, what's up with the gingerbread house? You look ridiculous!",0 |
| 3735,What?!,4 |
| 3736,"What?! I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry, force of habit. Congratulations!",0 |
| 3737,Blue? What if it's a girl?,2 |
| 3738,"No, I can't keep it together!",2 |
| 3739,I have never seen you guys looking so at peace. To Lily and Marshall.,4 |
| 3740,This is a nightmare! We've done everything wrong!,3 |
| 3741,"I know. Okay? I don't like it either. It's like I have a hot, burning ball of stress in my chest, and nothing will make it go away!",3 |
| 3742,Yeah. Huge bummer.,3 |
| 3743,"Oh, yeah, whatever. Oh, Christmas-themed movie snack. Nice.",3 |
| 3744,Get a puppy!,0 |
| 3745,You sure?,3 |
| 3746,Positive.,2 |
| 3747,It's what I do.,1 |
| 3748,"Big mistake, but go on.",1 |
| 3749,"Oh, God, you found one of the cameras. I swear that's the only one. Wait, which one did you find?",0 |
| 3750,"Just one, "Dr. Stangel". Where'd you get the beard?",2 |
| 3751,"Lily, I've been with Barney since 9:00 a.m. Between the sexual harassment seminar all morning and the secretary beauty pageant all afternoon, he hasn't left my sight.",3 |
| 3752,"Uh, Marshall?",2 |
| 3753,"Yes, I know, we made our little deal with the universe, but...",3 |
| 3754,"No, we've made a binding covenant with the universe. We said we weren't going to try to have kids until we saw Barney's doppelganger. Oh, this is bad news. This is like a black cat walked through my uterus. Okay, that's it. I am going back to Dr. Stangel and getting thoroughly checked out.",2 |
| 3755,So my wife and I are trying to get pregnant.,3 |
| 3756,He could have pulled some crazy switch. Remember when his Swedish cousin came to visit?,2 |
| 3757,Thank you.,2 |
| 3758,Can we leave him in here for a while?,2 |
| 3759,"Aw, yeah. Smile for the birdie, Lil! Gyno-mite!",0 |
| 3760,"Hi, guys.",4 |
| 3761,It gets worse.,4 |
| 3762,You had sex with Sandy Rivers?,1 |
| 3763,"Well, now that I know it's Sandy, I'm not.",4 |
| 3764,"Hey, babe.",3 |
| 3765,"Hi, honey. There's a couple messages on the machine. Your dad called. He wants to know if you have any sixes.",2 |
| 3766,"Yeah, uh, we got a game of "Go Fish" going on the phone. P.S., Pops, go fish. Who's the second message from?",3 |
| 3767,"Okay, now you're being ridiculous. An hour ago, you didn't even think there was a problem.",2 |
| 3768,"So, second day of work?",1 |
| 3769,"No, no, you know what? Um, I'm gonna get my stuff checked out first. I'll call my dad after Dr. Stangel gives me the thumbs up.",3 |
| 3770,He has to do that?,1 |
| 3771,I'm getting married!,3 |
| 3772,"Okay, yes, I, uh, I fell into some manure. It's hilarious, fine. In a five-year career of on-air reports, there are bound to be a few embarrassing moments.",4 |
| 3773,Everything.,4 |
| 3774,"*Everybody, come and play*... I'm a dirty, dirty girl... *Throw every last care away; Let's go to the mall today; Today, today*... The Federal Reserve Board voted to leave interest... * Let's go to the mall; Today; Let's go to the ma-a-all; Let's got to the mall today; Let's go to the ma-a-all; Today; Let's go to the mall; Today; Let's go to the ma-a-all; Today... ; Let's go to the mall... *",4 |
| 3775,You got attacked by an owl?,1 |
| 3776,"Robin, listen, here's what you need to do...",1 |
| 3777,"Go fish. Excuse me. Hey, Lily, can I just talk to you in here for a minute?",3 |
| 3778,Sorry. You said "who". It reminded me of the owl footage. Genius. No. Sandy. How dare he laugh at you. Who does he think... Sorry. "Who". Anyway. I looked up his address in your contact list.,1 |
| 3779,I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.,1 |
| 3780,"Oh, God. Tell me those aren't the names of your fists.",4 |
| 3781,"This is how you make sure Sandy never makes fun of you again. I told you to steer into the skid. That was bad advice. So new advice. Steer into Sandy, and run him down.",1 |
| 3782,This isn't working.,3 |
| 3783,Lily!,3 |
| 3784,"Actually, Sandy, I have something I think you're all gonna want to see.",4 |
| 3785,"Exactly. So, instead of taking your advice, I took your advice.",4 |
| 3786,It's just...,3 |
| 3787,"Hey, um, can I borrow your phone? I want to call my dad.",3 |
| 3788,"Yeah, go ahead.",1 |
| 3789,"You're here! Oh, my God! I love you so much! Can you believe it?",3 |
| 3790,My dad's dead? I'm not ready for this.,3 |
| 3791,"Don't look at me. This morning Marshall said, "I have to pee." And I, "Don't worry, baby, I'll do it for you." Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense!"",2 |
| 3792,Outlet or USB?,4 |
| 3793,"Wow, you really do have everything in there, don't you?",2 |
| 3794,""If"? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. "Spoonful of sugar..."? Grow up.",4 |
| 3795,"Guys... Trey Platt terrorized me growing up. He was, he was the toughest bully in school.",3 |
| 3796,"Hello, Trey. Long time. Mm-hmm. I was not aware that you had become a reverend.",3 |
| 3797,"Marshall Eriksen, you could use a laugh.",0 |
| 3798,"...right in the nuts,",1 |
| 3799,Trey Platt. I can't believe my father's funeral service is being led by Trey "The Noogie Machine" Platt.,3 |
| 3800,He made me carry it.,3 |
| 3801,Dad...,3 |
| 3802,"Bye, Mom.",3 |
| 3803,I've been known to locate certain objects from time to time.,4 |
| 3804,Listen!,2 |
| 3805,"Judy's finally sleeping and it's all because of me! Guys, I have a role: I'm Judy's bitch! Yeah!",2 |
| 3806,It doesn't. That's true.,0 |
| 3807,Hello.,2 |
| 3808,"Lawyered. Now can we all just admit that last words are, in fact, a big deal?",3 |
| 3809,"Barney, please, Barney! It's... No more videos, okay? I just need a minute.",3 |
| 3810,And here's your phone number back.,0 |
| 3811,"That salad's the first food she's eaten in two days. Sure, it's mostly cheese, mayonnaise and jelly beans, but it counts.",2 |
| 3812,Stupid.,1 |
| 3813,What we need to do is hit each other in the nuts.,0 |
| 3814,"You're up next, baby.",2 |
| 3815,For what?,2 |
| 3816,Any time.,2 |
| 3817,"Oh, man. I should have rented Crocodile Dundee III.",3 |
| 3818,"Thanks. I'll be right back. And if I don't come back, well, then these are my last words to you all. I really, really, really love you guys. Now I'm going to go drop a deuce.",3 |
| 3819,"She is a lovely person... warm, intelligent, just kind of gullible. It's like, every word out of her mouth makes you want to be like, "Oh, honey."",4 |
| 3820,"Ted, a word. God, I hate these situations. What are we gonna do about this?",0 |
| 3821,What are you talking about?,1 |
| 3822,What?,1 |
| 3823,"Yeah, actually, there's another reason that I didn't go home with her.",1 |
| 3824,"Mom, hang up!",3 |
| 3825,"Oh, my God.",3 |
| 3826,I did. It's for me. This is about the coffee breath.,1 |
| 3827,"Remember the ketchup bottle? She wasn't the one who dropped it. When she reached for it, our fingers touched, and...<em>(glass shatters)</em> I knew, right in that moment, this isn't friendship. This is love.",1 |
| 3828,Isn't that a little harsh?,4 |
| 3829,"Hey, Marshall.",0 |
| 3830,"Dude, she doesn't know how to tell a story. I'll tell you that story.",0 |
| 3831,Uh... Robin's version was...,3 |
| 3832,"Yeah, we had a great time last night. And then just hand stuff in the morning, so...",0 |
| 3833,"Nope, he let me have her. I have to say, it was pretty noble of him. He fell on his sword so that she could fall on mine. I won't bore you with the details, but to summarize... (<em>imitating squeaky bedsprings)</em>",0 |
| 3834,Marcus!,3 |
| 3835,"Yeah, yeah. I need to tell you something about Zoey, too.",1 |
| 3836,"Marcus, hang up! Both of you, hang up! And we need ice cream. Go on.",3 |
| 3837,"Oh, he... Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, well, I- I guess there's no use hiding it anymore. I- I hate you. Bitch.",2 |
| 3838,I don't know.,2 |
| 3839,"Oh, well, I'll let you take that. Love you, baby!",2 |
| 3840,You just went through a tragedy. It's not like she's gonna call you up and...,4 |
| 3841,"Oh, God, that's my other line. Oh, God, it's a 917 number, and I don't recognize it! I think it's Zoey!",3 |
| 3842,Just don't answer it.,4 |
| 3843,I can't turn my back on politeness.,3 |
| 3844,"I'm sorry, Robin! Eriksen residence. Marshall speaking.",3 |
| 3845,Four. Four Nobel Prizes.,0 |
| 3846,I told you. Lily hates you.,1 |
| 3847,Why was Marshall calling?,1 |
| 3848,You're a show-off.,1 |
| 3849,I just mean... I'm okay taking this slow. I want to do this right.,1 |
| 3850,"Hey, I'm trying. I keep suggesting these big, romantic dates, and she keeps putting on the brakes. Like tonight, she wants me to just come over and bake cookies.",1 |
| 3851,Oh. Translation: booty-call.,4 |
| 3852,"Are you kidding? You're in the kitchen, it's getting hot, you start licking stuff off each others' fingers. Before you know it, she's bent over the marble island, and you're spanking her with a rubber spatula. And she's screaming, "Stop, Marshall, stop," but that's just code for "harder!"",2 |
| 3853,"Marshall's been in Minnesota a while, huh?",1 |
| 3854,"You know, I saw this in the theater, like, five times, but I never got to see it with the right girl.",3 |
| 3855,What girls?,3 |
| 3856,"Shh. Daddy's talking now. Loneliness. The looming specter of Valentine's Day fast approaching. The two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year, February 13: Desperation Day.",0 |
| 3857,"It's a thing. Much like Valentine's Day itself, Desperation Day dates back thousands of years. Weddings were forbidden under ancient Roman law, so Saint Valentine performed them in secret, under threat of death.",0 |
| 3858,Please say "widows.",4 |
| 3859,"Barney, Desperation Day assumes that all single women freak out about Valentine's Day. Which we do not. Case in point, I will be spending February 13 with some lovely single ladies from work...",4 |
| 3860,...who could care less about Valentine's Day.,4 |
| 3861,And none was taken until just then.,1 |
| 3862,"You losing your mind, being alone in your apartment?",0 |
| 3863,Hey. How was "baking cookies" last night?,4 |
| 3864,"How are you holding up, Judy?",2 |
| 3865,"My mom loves to feel needed. Letting her take care of me is how I'm taking care of her. She's in a dark place, Lily. She needs this. Mom? You forgot my chocolate milk with the swirly straw!",3 |
| 3866,"Look, she just got out of a marriage, Ted. That's heavy. I'm kind of freaking out, just listening to you. My heart is pounding, I'm hearing this weird clicking noise.",4 |
| 3867,"Barney, this is Bev and Anna, uh, my coworkers and my friends. Bev, Anna, this is Barney, a high-functioning sociopath and my ex.",4 |
| 3868,Please! You might as well be dog-earing a tear-stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your "fiancé" who no one's ever met.,0 |
| 3869,"Okay, when your "fiancé" Gerard comes back from fixing cleft palates in Peru, maybe snatch a photo of the two of you together, and then I'll totally believe you.",0 |
| 3870,"Hey. Hey, Nora. Uh, Nora, this is Barney. You want to see Anna b*at him in an arm wrestle?",4 |
| 3871,While I'm sure it's been really helpful for her to have you here playing Super Mario Kart for 14 hours a day...,2 |
| 3872,"Hell, yeah.",3 |
| 3873,"Baby, don't go.",3 |
| 3874,Please come home soon.,2 |
| 3875,Why aren't you wearing purple like your friends?,0 |
| 3876,What's that?,0 |
| 3877,"Well, I mean, technically, she doesn't know yet.",1 |
| 3878,"Oh, yeah. Change of plans. Happy Valentine's Day.",4 |
| 3879,"Baby, you're back.",2 |
| 3880,"Happy Valentine's Day, Lily Pad. Oh.",3 |
| 3881,We both knew this would end eventually.,2 |
| 3882,Wendy the Waitress! I was just saying-- what are you doing here?,1 |
| 3883,Absolutely.,0 |
| 3884,"She didn't want to get drinks. And as soon as a girl says she doesn't want to get drinks, well...",0 |
| 3885,"Please, Cheese. You like this girl.",4 |
| 3886,"Barney, you can't say her name without smiling.",4 |
| 3887,"If it's really important to you, I will pick it up tomorrow.",1 |
| 3888,"Yeah, he's been really... quiet.",2 |
| 3889,"No, it's more than that. It's like, all the stuff he used to love, he suddenly has no interest in anymore.",2 |
| 3890,I tried. They're pretty strict with backgrounds.,0 |
| 3891,"Anyway, we should get going.",1 |
| 3892,"This is about Nora. You met a girl, you liked her, but then you missed your sh*t. And now you're trying to hook up with your ex-girlfriend to prove to yourself that you don't care.",4 |
| 3893,Maybe after this documentary on garbage.,3 |
| 3894,"Guys, I got a problem. I ran into The Captain.",1 |
| 3895,Wow.,1 |
| 3896,Yes! Limit the search to guys with mustaches. Smart.,1 |
| 3897,That's damn good brandy.,1 |
| 3898,Damn it! The box!,1 |
| 3899,"Baby, baby, I really got to work on this presentation.",3 |
| 3900,"Oh, that's too bad, 'cause I was going to make a little presentation of my own.",2 |
| 3901,"No, I'm not. I'm Barney Stinson. I don't get smitten, I smite!",0 |
| 3902,"You are totally smitten, but you're scared of being in a relationship.",4 |
| 3903,"Oh, no, baby, come on. Today didn't go so well.",3 |
| 3904,"Well, because we can always do more.",3 |
| 3905,That son of a bitch! You think Zoey's sleeping with the doorman?,1 |
| 3906,"Look, look, yes, yes, the doorman is a scoundrel. The mustache alone gives that away. He's a rake, a rogue, a rapscallion!",1 |
| 3907,I hope this doesn't make me look desperate.,2 |
| 3908,"The number. Give me the number, 'cause I really can't tell... Is that a seven or a nine?",0 |
| 3909,"Moon man language"? What does that even mean?,4 |
| 3910,"Listen, Zoey, I need to ask you something. Did I steal you?",1 |
| 3911,What do you mean?,2 |
| 3912,Are you avoiding sleeping with me 'cause you don't want to start a family?,2 |
| 3913,"Okay, well, have a safe trip. It was great seeing you. <em>(Ted phones Marshall)</em> Hello. Marshall.",1 |
| 3914,"Actually, I'm thinking about getting a dog again.",4 |
| 3915,"Oh, Barney's got feeling for a girl.",2 |
| 3916,Then why are you going out with Nora again?,2 |
| 3917,"And she is indeed hot. Which is why nothing, not even God himself... yeah, I said it, Beardy... is going to stand in the way of tonight being legend... Wait for it. <em>(He</em> sneezes)",0 |
| 3918,"Hey, Nora, sorry I'm late. I'm just, uh, just getting over a cold.",0 |
| 3919,Handsome? Rich? Well-endowed?,0 |
| 3920,The bed... that's where all the...happens.,0 |
| 3921,Ah. Thank you.,0 |
| 3922,"Oh, Robin, if you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you.",3 |
| 3923,"Aw, and you want me to go with you 'cause you're a little scared?",2 |
| 3924,No.,0 |
| 3925,"Twen... Flag on the play, Doc. I have a date tonight.",0 |
| 3926,"Go on, Doctor.",0 |
| 3927,"Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked. Unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'll just... No. What is it?",0 |
| 3928,"Okay, but you have to admit that he is a lot of fun.",4 |
| 3929,And what is he?,4 |
| 3930,He's a dog.,3 |
| 3931,He's totally a dog.,1 |
| 3932,What? You saw him hitting on someone?,4 |
| 3933,"Okay, Scooby, you ready?",3 |
| 3934,That last one did not happen.,4 |
| 3935,"Robin, it's fine. You said you wanted a dog and you got one. And the best part is, he got his shots.",1 |
| 3936,Nice job fetching those.,1 |
| 3937,"No, no, you're right, Robin. We don't want your new guy to "flea."",3 |
| 3938,What part of Canada is that? Speak.,3 |
| 3939,"Yeah, with ivy growing on it.",0 |
| 3940,"Barney, you promised you wouldn't lie.",2 |
| 3941,"Barney, you can't blackmail us into lying to Nora.",2 |
| 3942,Robin.,0 |
| 3943,"Don't say the Mr. T dream, don't say the Mr. T dream, don't say the Mr. T dream...",4 |
| 3944,The Mr. T dream...,0 |
| 3945,I suppose it's possible Barney has real feelings for Nora.,1 |
| 3946,I do! So be cool!,0 |
| 3947,Nope. Not even once.,1 |
| 3948,"Okay, I think that we're done here, I think that we have adequately established that Barney is... the kind of guy that you would bring home to meet your parents. Okay? So... let's just drop it, all right?",3 |
| 3949,Not even if her mom's hot.,0 |
| 3950,"No, Scooby, you, uh... stay!",0 |
| 3951,Sandwich brownies?,1 |
| 3952,Truth. Hey. I have a question.,1 |
| 3953,Yeah?,3 |
| 3954,Dude. Listen to me. You have nothing to be ashamed of. That calzone sounds amazing.,1 |
| 3955,"Oh, my God! I found Scooby's wallet.",2 |
| 3956,Me neither. He must've figured out how to open it himself.,2 |
| 3957,"Hey, have you seen Scooby?",4 |
| 3958,"Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it.",2 |
| 3959,I lied.,0 |
| 3960,"So am I. This, all of this, this is totally new to me, but I know it's what I want. I want to be confused. With you.",0 |
| 3961,"Ted. This is your seduction lounge. Sex swing there, vibrating Jell-O pit right there, rotating Vietnamese Shame Wheel right here. Don't ask; you're not ready. And that basketball hoop? Outdoor stripper pole. We'll just tell the ladies to be careful in the winter. You think a tongue stuck to a frozen pole is bad...",0 |
| 3962,"Barney, I can't believe your giant TV is broken. It's March Madness.",3 |
| 3963,"Sure thing. Luis. Barney Stinson, 12 H. I got a hundred bucks if you can be here in five. Thanks.",0 |
| 3964,You call the super for a screwdriver?,2 |
| 3965,""So, how 'bout those last 30 Super Bowls"?",2 |
| 3966,"Well, to be fair, everyone has some glaring gap in knowledge, something really obvious you somehow never learned.",4 |
| 3967,"Ted, that wasn't easy. It took a lot of "ch-aracter" to admit that.",4 |
| 3968,Where do I begin?,0 |
| 3969,"I love you, Daddy. I'm so glad we're best friends now.",0 |
| 3970,"Guys, my dad's awesome. He's the mother of all fathers. Check this out.",0 |
| 3971,Do you... get laid a lot?,0 |
| 3972,You're a master. You are legen... wait for it...,0 |
| 3973,"I hope Barney's dad isn't just pretending to be something he's not, you know?",1 |
| 3974,Yeah. That would make Jerry a real chamma-leeon.,2 |
| 3975,You have terrible aim.,1 |
| 3976,I think I need a drink.,0 |
| 3977,"Yes, yes, yes.",0 |
| 3978,You ever bang Stevie Nicks?,0 |
| 3979,"Oh, my God, you're a natural. Think of the pickup plays we can run as a father-son duo. There's the "Father Knows Breast," there's the "Bush Dynasty," the "Lick Father, Lick Son."",0 |
| 3980,Why?,0 |
| 3981,What?,0 |
| 3982,"No, I most certainly am not. Look, I met him. He's not my kind of bro and that's that.",0 |
| 3983,"Awesome. Um, Lily, keys. <em>(She throws them way too hard, they land in the trees)</em> I'm literally 11 inches from you.",3 |
| 3984,"Okay, I'm not an idiot. Reindeer are obviously f... re... fake?",4 |
| 3985,"It ages well, that's the thing.",0 |
| 3986,You guys like my new soul patch?,3 |
| 3987,"Righteous hair tab, brotha.",4 |
| 3988,"Well, I guess maybe one gap you have is... you can't wink.",1 |
| 3989,"Oh, well, huh, now we all know you make excuses. I was talking about money.",0 |
| 3990,"Sounds like you're having your fourth period. Am I right, Dad?!",0 |
| 3991,You always add too much water to oatmeal.,1 |
| 3992,It's like I'm blind.,3 |
| 3993,You're too old to ask to see the cockpit.,2 |
| 3994,"J.J. gets a childhood, a dad, a real family and a basketball hoop? No, no. I at least get the hoop. I'm taking it with me.",0 |
| 3995,Can you help me with this?,0 |
| 3996,"Oh, well, I also really liked your outdoor stripper pole idea. Yeah, it's fine.",1 |
| 3997,Or maybe he was. Think about it. The way that she bats her eyelashes and shakes her tail feathers in his face? (chuckles) She wants it.,4 |
| 3998,Quit GNB?! Why?,0 |
| 3999,"I need to do better things with my life, okay? There's-There's an opening for an environmental lawyer at the National Resources Defense Council. Sure, it pays less, but I'd be saving the oceans, saving endangered species...",3 |
| 4000,"Well, I know that a trip there costs some serious lira.",0 |
| 4001,It's dinero.,1 |
| 4002,"The point is, you can't trust graduation goggles. They're just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles, and that's-just-a-bulky, outdated-cell-phone in-his-front-pocket goggles. That one was a bummer.",4 |
| 4003,I'm starting to feel bad for Ted and Zoey.,2 |
| 4004,And I said my name was...?,0 |
| 4005,What? Why?,1 |
| 4006,"...so, if the Landmarks Preservation Committee sides with Zoey, your whole project goes down the tubes? You must be furious.",4 |
| 4007,Why don't you admit that Marshall quitting his job and taking an unpaid internship is k*ll you?,1 |
| 4008,I'm sorry. Sorry. Something Hershel said at work today.,0 |
| 4009,Hershel?,4 |
| 4010,"Barney, I'm not playing...",3 |
| 4011,"Baby, you have my full support.",2 |
| 4012,"Care? I don't care. I'm like, whatever. Marshall who? He's stupid. Hershel's way better.",0 |
| 4013,"Okay. Well, um, you want to go grab some lunch?",4 |
| 4014,"You were right, Lily. I mean, Zoey's great, but... sometimes I do wish we were a little more like you and Marshall. There he is. Here we go. (<em>Ted says some incomprehensible things in spanish)</em>",1 |
| 4015,"I honestly haven't thought it all the way through, and I don't intend to. All I know is that I'm a ticking time b*mb, and if I don't do something for me right away, I swear I'm gonna explode!",2 |
| 4016,Marshall's been asking a lot lately.,2 |
| 4017,"You trashed your office today. I mean, you obviously have some deep feelings you're not confronting. And I think they're about your dad.",4 |
| 4018,"I don't want to talk about it, okay?",0 |
| 4019,That's... the most harrowing story I've ever heard. Is it true?,0 |
| 4020,"Hey, Professor Rodriguez, thank you so much for coming.",3 |
| 4021,What?,3 |
| 4022,"Oh, thanks, babe. You would not believe how much this one has done to help throw this party, Ted. I don't know how she does it. Can't be easy, huh, Lil?",3 |
| 4023,"No, you know what? Me, too. Um... I want to thank you for being so supportive of me in all this. I've been at the NRDC for less than a week, and I've already done more to be proud of than in two years at GNB. I can't believe how good it feels. But now, it's time for me to find a way to help the Earth and get paid for it, because I can't put that burden entirely on you. So, starting tomorrow, I'll look for something with a paycheck. What do you think?",3 |
| 4024,This you can be supportive of?!,1 |
| 4025,"Yes, of course, of course... anything.",3 |
| 4026,"Ooh, hold on, let me check my personality. Oh, no. Turns out I would never do that in a million years.",0 |
| 4027,"Wow, you know nothing about the suburbs.",4 |
| 4028,"Well, this Saturday night, I am bustin' him out. I'm gonna make Jerry realize he was wrong about giving up his old life by showing him the awesomest night of all time. And for the awesomest night of all time, I'm going to need the awesomest friends of all time. Okay, who do I know? Guys...! Do any of you know George Clooney?",0 |
| 4029,Yeah.,0 |
| 4030,Gross!,3 |
| 4031,Ah. You're right... "No quoting Oscar Wilde.",1 |
| 4032,"Playwright. We're all writers, just some of us don't know what our story is yet.",3 |
| 4033,"Lily, his wife.",0 |
| 4034,"Oh, No shut down, too.",3 |
| 4035,"Guys, shut up.",2 |
| 4036,"I had to leave before we could finish talking, so that was it. You know, ever since then, I've always... Oh, my God, he's coming over here. Oh. Hello.",4 |
| 4037,"I sleep around, too. Just as much. A little more, even.",3 |
| 4038,I work 90 hours a week subsidizing your "real job.",2 |
| 4039,I brought French cooking to America!,2 |
| 4040,What?,3 |
| 4041,"Barney, how is that awesome?",4 |
| 4042,"No, of course not. I... I just...",0 |
| 4043,"Hey, Robin.",1 |
| 4044,"All right. Whoa, stop.",4 |
| 4045,What?,1 |
| 4046,"But I... I can't see, and you can't see me.",1 |
| 4047,"(laughing): Hey, hey! There we go!",0 |
| 4048,"It's okay, Dad. I never thought tonight would be so awesome! So... next stop, strip club. The Lusty Leopard has a special...",0 |
| 4049,What?,0 |
| 4050,A drunk audience.,0 |
| 4051,"Well, here's something you didn't know... I'm a pretty good magician, too. <em>(They escape and run away)</em> Abracadabra!",0 |
| 4052,"I, uh... Oh.",4 |
| 4053,"Hi, Robin. Could I have your phone number?",3 |
| 4054,"No, Jerry, this is not the time to go to another club! We've got to get you back home in time for that trip. But there's no more trains, there's no cabs.",0 |
| 4055,I am not going to buckle up!,0 |
| 4056,I won that race. My prize... sex in the bathroom.,2 |
| 4057,"Aw, sorry that secret crush didn't work out for you.",2 |
| 4058,This... sucks.,0 |
| 4059,Your move.,3 |
| 4060,"Invitations for the demolition of The Arcadian. As head of the project, I get to decide how we knock it down. I'm torn between training an actual coyote to use an ACME dynamite plunger, or hooking up a fuse to Eddie Van Halen's guitar that goes off the second he hits the last note to "Hot For Teacher." Barney! Barney! Bar... No, no. I'm going to go coyote.",0 |
| 4061,"Wait. While no one wants to see a, uh, coyote wearing a little hard hat more than me, remember: Zoey's protest could still shut your whole project down.",4 |
| 4062,"Point is, we are taking her and The Arcadian down. Am I right, Teddy Westside?",0 |
| 4063,You know it.,1 |
| 4064,Isn't it tough dating the woman that's trying to prevent your building from being built?,2 |
| 4065,"Wait, Marshall's helping you save The Arcadian, now.",4 |
| 4066,"So, they found water on Mars. What?",1 |
| 4067,No. I' was... I was...,0 |
| 4068,"Pfff. Try 283. 250 was months ago. No, no, no. No, I mean, you're totally 250, baby. No, don't. <em>(The girl leaves)</em>",0 |
| 4069,"Oh, boy. Look who's back.",2 |
| 4070,Are you sure it doesn't taste like anything else?,0 |
| 4071,"That's what you get, you traitor!",0 |
| 4072,"Oh, really? Really?",3 |
| 4073,"Yes, but the right kind of drunk. Uh... we should go with something mellow. Maybe red wine?",2 |
| 4074,"Oh, I don't know. Red wine has kind of an odd effect on Barney. He reaches a point of sad clarity.",4 |
| 4075,Absolutely not. I'm not going anywhere near you and a martini.,4 |
| 4076,I only say that because it would be so stupid if we did. So stupid...,2 |
| 4077,"Oh, yeah? Well... what about you and absinthe?",2 |
| 4078,"I don't know. We could have water, soda, purple stuff...",3 |
| 4079,Peppermint schnapps?,2 |
| 4080,Who?,2 |
| 4081,"The crazy old host of Family Feud, who greeted women by kissing them on the mouth.",4 |
| 4082,Show me chicken wings!,0 |
| 4083,"Well, enjoy Martha's Vineyard. Hopefully by the time you get back, we'll be allowed back into MacLaren's.",4 |
| 4084,What do you mean?,1 |
| 4085,Okay. You know what? We're settling this once and for all.,1 |
| 4086,"Yeah, we need a drink that, that takes subtext and turns it into text. Yeah.",2 |
| 4087,"Ever since my father walked out on my childhood, I've had serious abandonment issues. You walking out on me like that...",0 |
| 4088,That's what everyone keeps saying but people just keep leaving me.,0 |
| 4089,"Dance, my puppets, dance!",4 |
| 4090,Now do you see why I'm always interfering in other people's lives?,2 |
| 4091,"Dust just flew out of that comforter in the shape of a skull. Whoa, something just passed through me. Can you get STDs from the ghost of a prostitute?",1 |
| 4092,What are... What are you doing in our bathroom?,1 |
| 4093,"Again, just a whole other thing, sweetie. Where'd they go? Oh, no. They did shots.",2 |
| 4094,What's the worst thing they could possibly drink right now?,2 |
| 4095,Your place or mi... Your place or mi... Le-Let's go to your place. Mm.,0 |
| 4096,I love you.,1 |
| 4097,"Uh, no. N-Not right...",0 |
| 4098,"Oh, my God! It's the cock-a-mouse!",1 |
| 4099,"Oh, yeah? Hey! Hey! Do you guys have some pancakes, because I... would really like some pancakes. They're fantastic. Let's be honest, I love them. But I hate this guy!",3 |
| 4100,We gave them one drink too many. They must've blacked out and forgotten the whole thing.,4 |
| 4101,Right?,4 |
| 4102,Time is music the planets make. Music the planets make...,2 |
| 4103,"Yeah, I have that, too.",4 |
| 4104,"If you end an argument with a rhyme, it's convincing all the time.",3 |
| 4105,And she hasn't since.,3 |
| 4106,What?,1 |
| 4107,"Zoey's lady bits... are magic, and that's how she controls your mind. You see, every few hundred millennia, lady bits leap forward...",0 |
| 4108,What...?! No... What?!...No... What?!,0 |
| 4109,Come on. This is so about the girl.,0 |
| 4110,"Hi, Arthur. Everything okay?",0 |
| 4111,"Oh. That's fine, then. So listen, you know Ted, the architect?",0 |
| 4112,"So, if Ted stood up at that big meeting tomorrow and said that he thought The Arcadian should be a landmark... You wouldn't just fire him, would you? <em>(laughing uncomfortably)</em> Right? You wouldn't just... You wouldn't just... yeah...",0 |
| 4113,By... being Latino?,0 |
| 4114,"Guys, I'm telling you, if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me.",0 |
| 4115,No idea.,1 |
| 4116,"Okay, Ted... you know I love Zoey. But, look, sometimes... I go play chess in the park. And the key to chess... Okay, I play online. But the key to chess... Okay, it's Angry Birds! But the key to Angry Birds is to always try to see every possible outcome. And to... hit some pigs with rocks or something. I don't know; I don't play. I can't get it to download. The point is, this thing with you and Zoey? I can see it going three possible ways. There's the first scenario.",4 |
| 4117,The chairman asks you...,4 |
| 4118,And Zoey dumps you on the spot.,4 |
| 4119,The chairman asks you...,4 |
| 4120,"Okay, first of all, no ninja's getting a jump on me. I have the reflexes of a jungle... <em>(Robin slaps him by surprise)</em>",1 |
| 4121,Exactly.,1 |
| 4122,What are we gonna do? We should buy a bar.,1 |
| 4123,We should totally buy a bar!,0 |
| 4124,We should absolutely totally buy a bar!,3 |
| 4125,It's really the only sensible idea right now.,4 |
| 4126,Ho! You're judged by a jury of your beers.,4 |
| 4127,"Listen, Arthur, Marshall's wife has an idea for how we can save, not saving The Arcadian.",0 |
| 4128,That's the first time since the breakup. How's she doing?,4 |
| 4129,I want to press the button!,0 |
| 4130,This was about to be my third bowl. Why shouldn't I eat the soup? Why shouldn't I eat the soup?,3 |
| 4131,"You know, Rod, um, I'm loving that nickname, and I can tell it's totally affectionate, but, uh, I'd prefer Ted.",1 |
| 4132,"50,000 lightbulbs! What if this one's too bright? What if this one flickers and gives everyone a weird headache? Do you know how many people it takes to change 50,000 lightbulbs?",1 |
| 4133,"Oh, hey, buddy.",0 |
| 4134,Hey. Everything okay?,4 |
| 4135,"Lily got food poisoning from some soup. And then I ate the soup exactly three hours later. Which means I can see exactly three hours into my future, and it... doesn't... look... good. I tried to be supportive.",3 |
| 4136,"Of course, baby. <em>(He hesitates, then put one finger onto her back)</em>",3 |
| 4137,"Um, I...",3 |
| 4138,"I bet it's both. Hey, speaking of explosions... enough already, Ted! That button's mine!",0 |
| 4139,"I got you this job, so I... Say what?",0 |
| 4140,Whatever. It's yours. I gotta run. <em>(Ted leaves the Bar)</em>,1 |
| 4141,Who's that from?,0 |
| 4142,Zoey. They're meeting for coffee. Ted's getting back together with her!,4 |
| 4143,"Uh, Ted's gone back for less.",4 |
| 4144,"Well, that's good. All we have to do is think back to the time Ted told us about his first date with Zoey.",0 |
| 4145,"Aw, that's sweet.",4 |
| 4146,"I was in a coma. I mean, who pays attention to that sappy romantic crap?",4 |
| 4147,"Okay, we're never gonna find him.",4 |
| 4148,Got it. Ted's at... <em>(Lily runs to the bathroom and throws up)</em> Oh... Ted's at Smith and Ninth Street.,2 |
| 4149,That's in Brooklyn. How are we ever gonna get there in time?,4 |
| 4150,"Hello, hi.",3 |
| 4151,"Yeah, almost as bad as us.",0 |
| 4152,"We were a mess. Do you remember how awful I looked by the end? My hair was falling out, my skin was gray, my back was hunched.",4 |
| 4153,I guess I get it.,4 |
| 4154,What do you mean?,0 |
| 4155,"Yeah, she did.",4 |
| 4156,"Okay, where the hell are they?",4 |
| 4157,I have food poisoning and I'm about to start volcanoing toxic sludge out of both ends! <em>(Marshall leaves in a hurry)</em>,3 |
| 4158,"Thanks, Julia! No, on second thought. <em>(Barney and Robin jumps on him, all three fall down)</em>Ooh! Come on. What the hell?!",1 |
| 4159,"I'm not freaking out over a lightbulb! I'm freaking out over 50,000 lightbulbs! I can't do this! I only got this job because you gave it to me, Barney. I didn't earn it!",1 |
| 4160,You sure?,1 |
| 4161,Yeah. You earned it.,0 |
| 4162,How you been?,0 |
| 4163,"Geez, what now? <em>(He goes inside, enters a room)</em> I heard the groom needed me.",1 |
| 4164,Hi. Guys before you go that you bother to read my toast for the wedding?,1 |
| 4165,"These marriages have become associated as the worst moment of my life. The love between Joel and Mora is magnificent. I thought I had the same thing... Until my fiancee left me at the altar last week. I was asked not to talk about that, so I will not do. I sit in front of her home at night sometimes. It changed hairstyle. (In 2009...) After losing my job last week, I asked not to give this toast... (A man tries to take her microphone) No, no, no! The happy couple should hear. It's over. But from the ashes of your divorce statistically probable, hope can be reborn. That is why I opened my own architectural firm Mosbius Designs. (3 months later...) Mosbius Designs went bankrupt. But the love of Alex and Jessica reminds us that... Oh, my God!",1 |
| 4166,Wow. Punchy has posted weaknesses of your life?,4 |
| 4167,I will not Punchy's wedding to brag... cover of a magazine.,1 |
| 4168,Has it been crashed once?,3 |
| 4169,Do not say a word until we know that all is well. Ok?,2 |
| 4170,"Four beer, plus a non-alcoholic.",2 |
| 4171,"My God, Barney, tonight is a magical night between the annoying friend of Ted and that is what this-face. A little respect.",4 |
| 4172,"It's not just be someone. This is a market survey. You see, my legendary success rate of 83%...",0 |
| 4173,"Lily, you go getting drunk tonight.",4 |
| 4174,In nine months I would push a baby Eriksen with a pumpkin head out of my hoo-haa. I think Dad can handle a few cocktails and more.,2 |
| 4175,My what?,4 |
| 4176,"You're more drunk than I thought. I mean, look at this type.",4 |
| 4177,"I've told you, I'm not here to brag, ok?",1 |
| 4178,Barney and I have tried and failed. It was there two years. Why would I start? It would not make sense.,4 |
| 4179,"It does not make sense. It's chemistry. Listen, I always them a sixth sense for these things. And now that I'm pregnant... deep in me in my uterus, I see things more clearly. You and Barney have that kind of chemistry that is still there.",2 |
| 4180,"It does not work for you because A vampires are offside, B or pretend that I invented Facebook was a bit too?",0 |
| 4181,"Hear, hear, Clay. No major publication does write about your small agency?",3 |
| 4182,"Because in the depths of himself, even if he does not know yet, Barney wants to be with you. And if it does not happen, he deserves to know.",2 |
| 4183,"I know what you gonna say. Show in Cleveland, how it goes.",0 |
| 4184,I know it did not work the first time...,0 |
| 4185,... and it makes no sense...,4 |
| 4186,"Eriksen, be strong. Keep it a secret.",2 |
| 4187,Yeah!,3 |
| 4188,Are you okay?,1 |
| 4189,Not even a little bit.,4 |
| 4190,You've been too focused on your work.,4 |
| 4191,"A chemistry. If there is alchemy, you just need another thing.",4 |
| 4192,"I'm all yours. Unrelated, architects make a lot?",4 |
| 4193,We are here tonight to celebrate love. The love that brings us a new life...,1 |
| 4194,Hey! (Marshall took the microphone from the hands of Ted) This is not a whiner. They are tears of joy. Ted is happy for his friends because it's the best guy I know. And do you know why he is happy? For the beautiful young lady is pregnant here.,3 |
| 4195,"I chose the right tie, huh?",0 |
| 4196,"Oh, I'll cry too.",1 |
| 4197,Between.,0 |
| 4198,"Ted, the bride wants to see you. Seriously? Will you be wearing this tie?",2 |
| 4199,A one-man show... I love it!,0 |
| 4200,"Oh, no. How have I landed on it? Salvation. Ted Mosby. (With another woman) I plead guilty. Salvation. Ted Mosby. (And another) It's embarrassing. I will be on the cover of "An egg on my face" magazine. But I'm not. I'm on the cover of that one. Salvation. Ted Mosby.",1 |
| 4201,"completely random 16 times in one day, and 16 of these, 10 were single. Of these 10, seven have loved what they saw. Of these seven, four were women. And these four, two have given me their real number. And I go with both.",1 |
| 4202,"If I did not work, I could finish... in kind, a Taco Belle somewhere. And nobody wants that. Unless you want to do this, like this you would have free tacos, since you are my friends. But now I need you all calmiez! (He finally won) Hello.",3 |
| 4203,He's interested!,3 |
| 4204,"I just had two rencards following. With two adorable girls, four cappuccinos and wait... (2 minutes later...) I do not know which was the best. Here are the girls: Jessica is a student in Rhode Island, she traveled around the world, speaks four languages and plays the piano. Claire and fought for the bill. So I do not know. It is torture. You see, the two girls have the potential to be really special. They both deserve a second round.",1 |
| 4205,Pete Durkenson.,3 |
| 4206,This is the guy who convinced you to run around campus naked?,4 |
| 4207,"I wanted to join a club that I left three days later, because the clubs are stupid and elitist. And I also discovered that it was not a club.",3 |
| 4208,"Pete, Pete. Hey!",3 |
| 4209,"I do not have time to explain how I got there. I just need someone to suck the poison. The surgeon gave me a new face, darling. You realize that I am alive? My name is David Beckham. If I castais only the white swan, is the role for you. No, I am a lesbian. What I wear is just very realistic.",0 |
| 4210,There is no club.,3 |
| 4211,"It's not that I want to be a troublemaker. Fair, I must be one. I'll be a dad. You have children one day, you will understand.",3 |
| 4212,"And that made all the lies related to space. Let the world of sports. Oh wait, I forgot for a space: "I was bitten by a snake space. You have to suck all the poison around my... "",0 |
| 4213,I do not laugh. It is a restaurant 24h/24. I will stay forever if necessary. And I will. Just water for me please.,0 |
| 4214,"Well, it looks like Jessica wins in the first four categories.",2 |
| 4215,"Oh, that? It's nothing. It cost me three months' rent, and uh, I have never worn because I bought it for a big party to which you would have asked what did not happen. But, you know what? Do not feel guilty.",4 |
| 4216,What big event?,1 |
| 4217,What does it therefore reference?,2 |
| 4218,"Oh, I told Nora that I would not leave until I have no second appointment, and I intend to do. I am here since 9 o'clock. I still need another minute. Say I'm crazy, but I'll stay here as long as it will not be returned.",0 |
| 4219,"Yes, yes. Where is Lenny Kravitz?",4 |
| 4220,"Well, great. I'll go find one myself and hang myself.",4 |
| 4221,"No, you did not ruin a marriage. Only reception.",1 |
| 4222,And Miztva Bar next door.,4 |
| 4223,I've done it again!,3 |
| 4224,"Oh, nothing. I must have coffee with Nora. She is still angry, so I need some "sympathy points". She loves musicals, so I'll tell him that I fell off stage during a performance of "Man of La Mancha." What do you think?",0 |
| 4225,A one-man show... I love it!,0 |
| 4226,"completely random 16 times in one day, and 16 of these, 10 were single. Of these 10, seven have loved what they saw. Of these seven, four were women. And these four, two have given me their real number. And I go with both.",1 |
| 4227,"Guys, this is Garrison Cootes.",3 |
| 4228,"If I did not work, I could finish... in kind, a Taco Belle somewhere. And nobody wants that. Unless you want to do this, like this you would have free tacos, since you are my friends. But now I need you all calmiez! (He finally won) Hello.",3 |
| 4229,I love the work you do.,3 |
| 4230,"My naked...? Oh, that's nothing. I was playing in a One Man Show at Fiddler. There was this scene...",0 |
| 4231,"Someone who likes you, really. And suspicious, and probably accurately you do it over more later, and therefore he feels the need... I'm sorry, you spoke of this fantastic pair of tits, right? Because I seek, and I do not see them.",0 |
| 4232,Wait a minute. You're going to handle two girls at once? You do not think you should pick one before it gets too serious?,2 |
| 4233,Treat yourself my friend. Treat yourself. Oh no.,3 |
| 4234,Of course.,1 |
| 4235,"Pete, Pete. Hey!",3 |
| 4236,"Hey, I tried to call you all night.",3 |
| 4237,Who are you playing anyway?,3 |
| 4238,"I do not have time to explain how I got there. I just need someone to suck the poison. The surgeon gave me a new face, darling. You realize that I am alive? My name is David Beckham. If I castais only the white swan, is the role for you. No, I am a lesbian. What I wear is just very realistic.",0 |
| 4239,"If architects had only two b*ll*ts, eh Ted?",4 |
| 4240,"I knew it. Ted, left or right?",2 |
| 4241,"Yes, yes, good idea. Let fate decide? I will choose the left.",1 |
| 4242,There is no club.,3 |
| 4243,"Pete, please, remove the video.",3 |
| 4244,"Well, I count three for and one against.",0 |
| 4245,"Ok, so the red bar indicates the level of attractiveness, blue, intellectual stimulation, green, emotional connection, yellow, compatibility aspirations of life, and purple, so she tried to pay or not.",1 |
| 4246,"His funeral? It fell into the water, he emerged miraculously from his coma.",1 |
| 4247,"My name is Marshall Eriksen. I'm 33 and if my potential future employer, Garrison Cootes, look at this... Prostrate to Biercules!",3 |
| 4248,"Pete, it's Lily Aldrin. I'll be brief. You're going out this video of Marshall. You know why? Because I am friends with three girls with whom you came to school, and girls say it all together. Every small detail.Huh. So... tick, tick... Pete so goes the clock in the little dick.",2 |
| 4249,"I have no idea. Well, what do you take?",2 |
| 4250,"Barney, what are you doing here?",4 |
| 4251,"Oh, I told Nora that I would not leave until I have no second appointment, and I intend to do. I am here since 9 o'clock. I still need another minute. Say I'm crazy, but I'll stay here as long as it will not be returned.",0 |
| 4252,"That's what I want. Barney's feelings for Nora, I want to feel again. I do not want to choose between two girls. I want to be completely baba one of the two.",1 |
| 4253,I got the job.,3 |
| 4254,Saw what? Maybe the video is not so bad after all.,2 |
| 4255,You know what? Let her.,3 |
| 4256,I will remember Pete.,3 |
| 4257,"The pleasure is mine. And you know, you might find it interesting.Some of these guys represent the history of New York.",1 |
| 4258,"Well, great. I'll go find one myself and hang myself.",4 |
| 4259,Ok,1 |
| 4260,"<em>Get it together, Mosby.</em>",1 |
| 4261,<em>I gots to know!</em>,1 |
| 4262,"Hey, guys, for the last time, this place is enormous--",4 |
| 4263,"Hey, guys!",3 |
| 4264,"<em>Insane Duane was your father's best friend, back in the days before he met me or your Uncle Ted.</em>",4 |
| 4265,No way.,2 |
| 4266,"<em>Anyway, Dad, Ted and Barney's New Year's Eve wasn't off to a great start, either.</em>",3 |
| 4267,I never let myself believe this day would really come.,4 |
| 4268,Well...,1 |
| 4269,"You know what, Robin?",3 |
| 4270,<em>Nice.,0 |
| 4271,<em>Ted came out of that bathroom looking like Joe Frazier after the Thrilla in Manila.</em>,4 |
| 4272,<em>But then...</em>,4 |
| 4273,<em>Was it really</em> <em>that high?</em>,4 |
| 4274,<em>The TV happened</em>,4 |
| 4275,I get... turned on watching myself do the news during sex.,4 |
| 4276,"<em>Wait, I'm confused.</em>",0 |
| 4277,I can't believe I have to go back to work on Monday and we still haven't found a nanny.,2 |
| 4278,Yay.,2 |
| 4279,"Ted, how are things going with Victoria?",3 |
| 4280,Ooh.,3 |
| 4281,"Okay, Robin, what would you do, and remember, "President of the World called parents away for a super-secret space mission" has already been taken.",3 |
| 4282,"Hey, guys.",2 |
| 4283,"<em>And then you build to something else small, like a tasty snack.</em>",2 |
| 4284,"Ted, you were never a badass.",2 |
| 4285,"<em>The other week, Barney made a move, but I turned him down.",4 |
| 4286,"Starting at quarterback, the pride of Cleveland...",1 |
| 4287,Meet us at the swim class you apparently signed Marvin up for.,2 |
| 4288,"Hey, Ted. Hey. Where's Marvin?",2 |
| 4289,But I-I think that we've figured out what's going on with you.,3 |
| 4290,"Robin, seriously, this obsession isn't healthy.",1 |
| 4291,<em>There are jerk faces and there are buttholes.,1 |
| 4292,"<em>Let me free, Marshall.",0 |
| 4293,Are those...,3 |
| 4294,<em>The Robin.,0 |
| 4295,"Lily, do you remember the band you guys almost hired for your wedding?",0 |
| 4296,"Really? Really? I just saved someone's life, and you guys are focusing on this?",1 |
| 4297,<em>Wow.</em>,2 |
| 4298,"Wait, did you steal my dream journal?",1 |
| 4299,But you two have to get married--,0 |
| 4300,"Hey, Marshall, you got to see this.",2 |
| 4301,This is the most,1 |
| 4302,Just like Jeanette.,1 |
| 4303,<em>He sounds pissed.</em>,3 |
| 4304,"<em>Then, after I saved you from destroying</em>",4 |
| 4305,"<em>Robin, no, I don't want</em>",0 |
| 4306,"It's fine, Ted.",0 |
| 4307,"Ted, wait.",0 |
| 4308,You know what's not a choice?,4 |
| 4309,Thank you so much.,4 |
| 4310,<em>And Liddy would be all...</em>,0 |
| 4311,<em>Really?</em>,1 |
| 4312,Wow.,1 |
| 4313,How'd you even do that?,3 |
| 4314,"What the...?! LILY: Oh, my God, yeah!",1 |
| 4315,Okay.,1 |
| 4316,"<em>Even now, after all these years,</em>",1 |
| 4317,"And hey, just think, one week from right now...",2 |
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