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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 2.992188 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 2.992188 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3.246094 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3.246094 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 6.0625 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 3 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.251953 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.019531 | 3.251953 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 6.058594 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 3 |
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TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 6.0625 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.232422 | 2.988281 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.027344 | 2.988281 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.804688 | 3.232422 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.027344 | 3.220703 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.828125 | 2.988281 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.804688 | 6.011719 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.220703 | 3.017578 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.058594 | 3.017578 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.251953 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.019531 | 3.251953 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 6.058594 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3.251953 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.058594 | 3.21875 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.828125 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.828125 | 6.058594 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.251953 | 3.017578 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.011719 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.251953 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.019531 | 3.251953 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 6.058594 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 2.992188 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 2.992188 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3.246094 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3.246094 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 6.0625 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 3 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.251953 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.058594 | 3.144531 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.773438 | 6.058594 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 3.21875 | 2.992188 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 2.992188 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 8.820313 | 3.246094 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment by accident tipping half the glass all over my keyboard and now I have an extended assignment and my work is on Dropbox on all my spare time <|endoftext|> | 6.0625 | 3.246094 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | Thought about trying to get out of work by breaking my laptop. Did Break Laptop. Work automatically backed up to Dropbox. <|endoftext|> | 8.757813 | 3.005859 |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to get out of an assignment
POST: So.. TIFU about fifteen minutes ago, when I was doing my 2000 word essay for school. I'm just sitting there, procrastinating away, about 400 words in. I have a glass of water in my hand, and I just think to myself, 'If I was to just.. give this... | TIFU by accidentily spilling half a glass of water all over my keyboard while trying to pretend that I was going to do a 2000 word essay. Now have an excuse for an extension and my work is all on Dropbox <|endoftext|> | tried to get out of an assignment, ended up completely flooding my laptop with water, got fucked really bad. But it's on Dropbox so I can still do it <|endoftext|> | 8.804688 | 5.996094 |
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