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Susie
... It's a door.
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Narrator
The party encounters Miss Mizzle, the "Holywater Cooler" spirit. She has a regal, translucent appearance.
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Miss Mizzle
What? A battle?
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Miss Mizzle
I merely wanted to investigate the water container...
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Miss Mizzle
And suddenly, you have drawn me into a battle?
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Miss Mizzle
You are brash, young soldier! If you seek my love...
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Miss Mizzle
You must prove yourself worthy of a princess.
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Narrator
[Battle Text]
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Narrator
This is not your typical watercooler!
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Narrator
Miss Mizzle - A spirit of pure hydration.
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Narrator
Everyone chat around the Watercooler!
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Miss Mizzle
All around me did you chatter, but your talk...
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Miss Mizzle
Have not once been decantered in my direction. Your ignorance bescorns me...
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Miss Mizzle
Speak well of my nature, and you shall be spared.
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Narrator
Attack: Miss Mizzle fires spinning glass decanters that leak blue water droplets. The SOUL must weave between the streams.
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Susie
Susie gargles loudly!
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Ralsei
Ralsei NUZZLED MIZZLE!
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Narrator
Mizzle became TIRED!
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Miss Mizzle
Am I still dreaming?
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Kris
(ACT -> Flirt)
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Miss Mizzle
Young soldier, your words are sweet like honeydew.
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Miss Mizzle
Is it the first time you have spoken to a lady such as I?
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Player
♥ First time
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Player
I flirt with everyone
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Miss Mizzle
A young knight's first love...
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Miss Mizzle
No wellspring may be...
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Miss Mizzle
I shall accept your affection...
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Miss Mizzle
And store it humbly in a masonry jar.
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Miss Mizzle
On lonely eves, when I hear naught but the bubbling of my heart,
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Miss Mizzle
I should open it and listen once more,
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Miss Mizzle
To the tender whispers of your kindness.
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Susie
Susie puts cups on Kris's eyes!
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Ralsei
Ralsei labels everyone's cups!!
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Miss Mizzle
Well said.
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Narrator
Miss Mizzle is TIRED. Ralsei cast PACIFY!
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Narrator
Recruit 1/1
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Miss Mizzle
It seems your affection has caused some change in my form...
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Miss Mizzle
Ah, it's breaking!
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Narrator
Miss Mizzle's sprite shatters like glass, reforming into a smaller, more graceful spirit that bows and vanishes.
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Narrator
You won! Got 0 EXP and 416 D$.
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Narrator
The party reaches the central altar. A massive, glowing axe-hammer hybrid sits on a pedestal.
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Susie
Damn... so this is the Magic Axe, huh.
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Narrator
Susie reaches out and grabs the weapon. It pulses with a blinding golden light.
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Narrator
You got the JusticeAxe.
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Old Man
(Appearing behind them)* * Wait a tick! You gotta pay for that!
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Susie
... Pay!? The heck are you talking about?
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Susie
This is still the inside of my study, ain't it?
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Old Man
Nothin' else was free, so why'd ya think we'd start here?
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Susie
Haha, good one. I'm taking the axe now.
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Old Man
... don't think I'm serious? Check the price tag.
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Susie
Huh...? Price... wh...
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Susie
it says it costs... uh...
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Susie
$999, 999, 999!?
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Old Man
Geh heh heh, didn't realize it was still on discount!
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Susie
...
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Old Man
But I know. You worked real hard to get here.
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Old Man
So how 'bout a trade?
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Old Man
If you, and you alone, can best my challenge...
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Old Man
I give it to ya. For free.
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Susie
Heh, knew you'd say that. What do you want?
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Old Man
Hmm... how about... a haircut?
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Susie
... a HAIRCUT?
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Susie
Alright, sure. Which hair you want me to cut?
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Old Man
Oh, any of 'em!
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Old Man
They're all too long, see! Just get one, and I'll give it to ya.
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Susie
Alright, I'll start with your beard...
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Narrator
Susie swings her axe. The Old Man's sprite blurs, moving with impossible speed to the left.
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Susie
H... huh?
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Susie
STAY STILL!!!
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Narrator
Susie swings three more times. Each time, the Old Man teleports behind her, then to the side, then back to his original spot, leaning on his cane.
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Susie
... Heheheh... I get it.
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Susie
You think I'm gonna go easy on you, huh?
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Narrator
Susie's sprite begins to glow purple. She charges a massive overhead swing.
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Susie
What the...
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Old Man
Ah, so you wanna get serious, do ya...?
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Old Man
Then tell me first, can you hear it?
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Old Man
Can you hear its song, singing from the deep...?
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Old Man
That... is the ringing...
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Old Man
of the Hammer of Justice!
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Narrator
The Old Man slams his cane into the floor. A shockwave of light erupts. He grows in size, his tattered coat becoming heavy plate armor. His cane transforms into a colossal, glowing warhammer.
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[Battle Start
The Hammer of Justice]
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Narrator
[Battle Text]
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Narrator
The bell of justice rings...
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Narrator
ATTACK to show what you've got!
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Hammer of Justice
So you got moves, so what?
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Susie
You're facing a hero. There isn't anything that's gonna stand in our way!
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Hammer of Justice
So the story goes, so the story goes...
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Hammer of Justice
But ain't every story better with a little twist?
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Narrator
Attack: The Hammer of Justice slams the ground. Shadows of King and Chaos King appear, charging across the box. The SOUL must jump over them.
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Hammer of Justice
Chapter 1. The March of the Dark King.
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Hammer of Justice
The heroes defeat the king and stop the dragon.
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Susie
H... huh? Something feels... off...
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Hammer of Justice
You won't learn anything runnin' away!
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Hammer of Justice
If you've got guts, let's see how you deal facing everything head-on!!
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Hammer of Justice
(Kris, help me out!)
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Narrator
Attack: A shadow of Queen's Giga-form appears. It fires a laser that sweeps the box. Kris's sprite appears briefly to shield the SOUL.
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Hammer of Justice
Chapter 2. The City of the Shallows.
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Hammer of Justice
The heroes do battle in chariots to save the Queen.
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Susie
The bells ring in justice...
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Hammer of Justice
Chapter 3. The Isles of Northernlight.