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Ralsei: "But Kris is quite good at games, aren't they?"
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Susie: "Oh yeah. Kris, forgot you were a nerd. Show her!!"
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*Kris is unable to reach the controls.*
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*You tried to use the arcade machine.*
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*You weren't tall or strong enough to use it.*
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Queen: "Self-Esteem Eradication Complete"
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Queen: "Running Laughing Protocol"
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Queen: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
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Ralsei: "Uh... umm... it's ok, Kris... err... I'm short, too..."
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Ralsei: "K... Kris...!! Wait, I have an idea!!"
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Ralsei: "Kris, if we can combine our powers, then..."
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Ralsei: "Look!! I'll show you what I've been practicing!!"
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Ralsei: "Magical Stool Forme R!!"
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Susie: "Now we're talking!! Arright Kris, leave it to me!"
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Susie: "Put your arms out!!"
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Susie: "Power Beast Forme S!!"
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Susie: "Move your arms and I'll move 'em with ya!"
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Susie: "Let's go!"
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Queen: "Incredible"
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Queen: "Your Transformation Is Combining All Your Weak Points"
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Queen: "Self-Esteem Crushing Efficiency 300% And Rising"
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Queen: "Commence Virtual Beatdown"
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*The arcade battle begins.*
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**ROUND 1**
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**FIGHT**
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**Press [Z] Or [X] If You Dare**
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**DODGE with [Left] or [Right]!**
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**Press [Down] to Duck!**
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**HIT IT**
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**I said shut up!!**
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**K.O.**
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*The arcade machine explodes.*
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Susie: "Heh, thought you could beat us?"
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Queen: "Regal Laughter"
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Queen: "Oh My That Was Actually Quite... Amusing"
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Queen: "You Lifeform(s) Have Exceeded My Expectations"
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Queen: "I Will Offer You A New, Exceedingly Benevolent Deal"
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Queen: "Assimilate Into My Cyber-Army"
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Queen: "And There Is Only A Fifty Percent Chance I Will Reprogram Your Brains"
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Queen: "Please Select Your Choice"
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Queen: "Perish In The Chill Of Absolute Destruction"
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Queen: "Flourish Under The Warm Bosom of My Hellish Reign"
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[Player Choice: Perish]
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Susie: "(... the hell did you say that so enthusiastically!?)"
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Ralsei: "Err, Queen... aren't there any other options?"
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Queen: "Yes... You Can Also: Mega-Perish"
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Susie: "Yeah, uh, no."
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Queen: "You Could Say It: Mega-Bytes"
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Susie: "Would you get out of here already!?"
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Queen: "Understood. Preference Settings Set To "Perish""
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Susie: "C'mon, let's go after her!"
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*Kris solves the "APPLE" puzzle.*
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*Inside the chest is a FiberScarf.*
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*Kris solves the absurdly difficult "GIASFELFEBREHBER" puzzle.*
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*Kris solves the "AGREE2ALL" puzzle.*
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Queen: "You Typed: Agree 2 All"
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Queen: "Thank You For Agreeing 2 This Peon Release Form"
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Queen: "Now You Are All Legally My Peons"
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Queen: "And I Can Use Your Likeness For Funny Stuff"
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Susie: "What if we just.. don't do what you say?"
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Queen: "In That Case I Would Use Another Guy Probably"
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Susie: "Uh. Better get started on that then."
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Queen: "Okay But I'm Still Going To Use Your Likeness"
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Hacker: "You found 3 checkmarks?! Elite... I will now live in your city."
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Hacker: "Maybe our cyber paths will cyber cross once more in Queen's Mansion."
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Hacker: "In the meantime, let me show you the power of the blue checkmark."
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Hacker: "I just wanted to make a cool demoscene."
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Hacker: "Now that I finished this I can show up all sorts of places."
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*After solving the puzzles on top of the teacup lifts*
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Sweet: "D-d-dead end...!"
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Susie: "Alright, what's the deal, you little twerp?"
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Sweet: "Who's a twerp!? The name's Sweet!"
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Ralsei: "Oh, like "suite?""
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Susie: "Oh, like... sweets?"
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Sweet: "Don't tell me you haven't heard of the Sweet Cap'n Cakes!?!?"
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Ralsei: "Um, doesn't ring a bell..."
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K_K: "G-Guess our act's still a bit underground..."
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Cap'n: "Sweet Cap'n Cakes! Not only are we Cyber Field's BEST musical trio..."
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Cap'n: "We're also the last resistance against the big bad Queen and all her crew!"
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Cap'n: "And that starts with resisting YOU!"
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Susie: "What!? We're fighting Queen too!"
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K_K: "Huh-uh-uh! Cap'n saw you help her kidnap some girl!"
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Sweet: "Hey! Hey, Cap'n!"
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Cap'n: "We won't let anyone lay a finger on madamoizel..."
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Cap'n: "Except us!"
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Sweet: "That's not the point, Cap'n!!"
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K_K: "It's like half the point. 60%? 55..."
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K_K: "We're rebels, not planners!"
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Sweet: "We're rebels that play."
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K_K: "We don't play!! We do..."
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Sweet: "That's it!! K_K!!! Get over here!!"
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K_K: "K_K, are we players?"
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Cap'n: "..."
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Cap'n: "I'm a CD player."
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Sweet: "Wait! They're getting away!"
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Cap'n: "Sweet, chill. There'll be other bad guys!"
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Sweet: "No, this is our only chance!"
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Cap'n: "Are you ready!? Let's fight!!"
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K_K: "... K_K."
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Cap'n: "Yea..."
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