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Queen: "Kris We Must Drive To Find Noelle"
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Queen: "Everyone Get In The Car"
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*Noelle with a box on her head and Kris get in the car.*
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Queen: "Kris Press Directions To Steer"
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Queen: "Kris Don't Hit The Cars"
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Queen: "Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cars"
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Queen: "Lightners Love Traffic They Look It Up All The Time"
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Queen: "Poor Noelle She Would Love Hitting All These Cars"
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Noelle: "Umm, actually, I.. she, um, might not, um..."
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Queen: "Stop Everything"
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Queen: "Kris Get The Banana"
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Queen: "Potassium"
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Queen: "Here Comes A Crossing Get Ready To Stop"
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*The car stops in front of a huge traffic jam.*
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Queen: "Oh My Circuits It's A Traffic Jam"
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Queen: "A Dog Must Have Wandered In The Road Again"
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Queen: "Kris Be A Dear And Go Press The Walk Button"
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Queen: "It's Just Over On The Other Side Of The Road"
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*Kris gets out of the car. A minigame of crossing the road begins.*
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Noelle: "Umm.. I'll go, too..."
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Queen: "No"
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Queen: "You Must Stay"
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Noelle: "!?"
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Queen: "Until You Hear All Of My Mixtape"
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Noelle: "O-okay..."
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Noelle: "(Kris... hurry up, please...)"
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*Kris crosses the road.*
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Queen: "Next Up Is My CD Of Various Car Horns"
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Noelle: "(Kris, please hurry...)"
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*Kris walks down an alley towards the traffic light switch.*
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*Buy Queen Clean! The most popular cleaning flavors!*
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*Queen Clean! Made of 100% acid!*
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*A container opens with a crash, and Spamton appears from it.*
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Spamton: "HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!"
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Spamton: "EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]"
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Spamton: "SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"
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Spamton: "WOAH!! IF IT ISN'T A..."
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Spamton: "LIGHT nER! HEY-HE HEY!!!"
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Spamton: "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]"
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Spamton: "ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?"
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Spamton: "SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??"
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Spamton: "LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???"
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Spamton: "WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!"
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Spamton: "IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]"
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Spamton: "THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]"
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Spamton: "WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE"
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Spamton: "WHEN YOU CAN BE A"
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Spamton: "[[BIG SHOT!!!]]"
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Spamton: "[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]"
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Spamton: "THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!"
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Spamton: "AND I HAVE JUST."
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Spamton: "THE THING."
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Spamton: "YOU NEED."
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Spamton: "THAT'S"
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Spamton: "[[Hyperlink Blocked]]."
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Spamton: "YOU WANT IT."
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Spamton: "YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU."
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Spamton: "WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!"
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Spamton: "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME."
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Spamton: "YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]."
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Spamton: "YOU'RE LIGHT nER AREN'T YOU?"
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Spamton: "YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]"
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Spamton: "WHY DON'T YOU"
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Spamton: "[[Show it off?]]"
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Spamton: "HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"
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*A battle with Spamton begins.*
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**[Battle Text]**
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[Player Choice: TELL ME MORE]
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[Player Choice: GIVE MONEY]
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[Player Choice: DON'T BUY]
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[Player Choice: TAKE DEAL]
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[Player Choice: REFUSE]
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[Player Choice: YES DEAL]
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*The battle ends.*
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Spamton: "NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP..."
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Spamton: "I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]"
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Spamton: "IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]"
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Spamton: "COME... ALONE."
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Spamton: "AND DON'T... FORGET!"
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Spamton: "TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]"
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Spamton: "HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"
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*Spamton disappears into a dumpster.*
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*It's a dumpster. Looks like there's a pillow inside.*
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*The poster is torn, revealing a faded one underneath.*
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*BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL...*
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*The rest is cut off.*
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*Kris reaches the button and presses it. The traffic jam disappears.*
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Queen: "Get In"
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*Kris gets in the car, and they continue on their way.*
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Queen: "Kris We Have To Drive To Find Noelle"
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Queen: "Turn On The High Beams"
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*The car projects a "Queen signal" into the sky.*
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Queen: "When She Sees The Queen Signal She Will Come Runnin"
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Noelle: "W... Why do you.. need to find Noelle so badly?"
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Queen: "What Are You Saying This City Is Dangerous"
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Queen: "Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere"
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Queen: "Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency"
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Noelle: "Y... you're actually worried about her?"
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Queen: "I Would Be If I Wasn't Going To Find Her"
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Noelle: "..."
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