speaker
stringclasses
0 values
text
stringlengths
0
890
context
stringclasses
0 values
null
Lancer: "'Ho ho ho?'"
null
null
Lancer: "It's my evil laugh!"
null
null
Lancer: "Scary, right!?"
null
null
Susie: "You sound like baby Santa Claus."
null
null
Lancer: "... Uh, you mean, like, in a badass way...?"
null
null
Susie: "Shut up. You REALLY think you know how to be SCARY?"
null
null
Lancer: "W... well... I..."
null
null
Susie: "Wrong."
null
null
Susie: "Man, wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off."
null
null
Susie: "Face it. You wouldn't know SCARY..."
null
null
Susie: "If it picked you up and bit your face off."
null
null
Lancer: "Th-that's not true..."
null
null
Susie: "Oh, really?"
null
null
Susie: "Then why don't we PROVE IT?"
null
null
Susie: "We'll start with the part..."
null
null
Susie: "Where your face gets bit off."
null
null
Susie: "AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
null
null
Lancer: "Ohhhhh, OK. I get it! Thank you, purple girl!"
null
null
Susie: "... What?"
null
null
Lancer: "Thanks! It was kind of you!"
null
null
Lancer: "To teach me how to be scary!"
null
null
Lancer: "With an evil laugh!"
null
null
Susie: "Hey, I wasn't..."
null
null
Lancer: "And now...! You're going to be thrashed! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
null
null
Lancer: "Merry Christmas!"
null
null
Susie: "(I guess that's KIND OF an improvement...)"
null
null
null
null
[Scene: Obj Lancerscare2]
null
null
Lancer: "Well, flip my flapjacks! The CLOWNS are back in TOWN! Well, bad news! Since you last saw me several minutes ago... I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you! Not even the purple girl can stop me now!! Ho ho ho!!! Are you ready to be..."
null
null
Susie: "Stop. Stop talking. "Ho ho ho?" What is that. Why are you saying that. You sound like baby Santa Claus."
null
null
Lancer: "Ha ha ha... So you've begun to cross the GREAT BOARD... The halfway point to our castle. Hmm... impressive. So, it's a shame... You won't make it a step further!!! 'Cause my GUYS are about to smash you into blood! Lots of blood! Splooshing blood! Very gross and bad!"
null
null
*Hey, purple girl, was that scarier?*
null
null
Susie: "Why are you asking ME!?"
null
null
Lancer: "Because you're really cool at being terrifying! I wanna be as scary as you!"
null
null
Susie: "You... Want to be like ME? ... Well, that's stupid. ... But, umm, the new laugh isn't as awful. And saying you'd turn us into blood is, uh, cool. ... what the hell is up with the bucket, though?"
null
null
Lancer: "It's to put the blood in."
null
null
Susie: "Oh."
null
null
Lancer: "Yeah, I'm not, uh, supposed to make a mess. Anyway, thanks for your feedback! I'm really feeling scary!"
null
null
Lancer: "Hey, I've just been calling you guys CLOWNS... Does your team have an OFFICIAL NAME or something?"
null
null
*(Kris draws a name from a bucket.)*
null
null
Lancer: "OK!! And your name is...! The Fun Gang!"
null
null
Susie: "It's perfect!!!"
null
null
Lancer: "Well, see ya, Fun Gang!"
null
null
null
null
[Scene: Obj Checker Animtest]
null
null
Lancer: "Hohoho... Well STEP on my BOOTS. If it isn't the Fun Gang. You boys or girls had better turn back while you can."
null
null
Ralsei: "Lancer!!! What is it this time!?"
null
null
Lancer: "Hohoho... I'm simply warning you...! Something EXTREMELY dangerous is lying ahead!"
null
null
Ralsei: "Wh... What is it!?"
null
null
*(K. Round appears)*
null
null
Susie: "THAT??? THAT'S what you're afraid of???"
null
null
Lancer: "W... Wow, purple girl! You aren't scared!?"
null
null
Susie: "Heh, why would I be? What's it gonna do?"
null
null
Lancer: "Hmm, well, normally... It crushes people to death, I think."
null
null
*(The party encounters K.Round.)*
null
null
Ralsei: "Susie! Stop attacking it! You're making it stronger!"
null
null
Susie: "Pssh, and let it think I'm AFRAID? No way!"
null
null
*(Kris and Ralsei bow to K.Round, Thoughtlessly attacking Self-regenerating K.Round)*
null
null
Ralsei: "That's it, Kris! If we can get its crown off... It should turn back into a little guy...! Susie! Help us bow at it!"
null
null
Susie: "Nah, its crown'll come off... When I smash this guy to the GROUND!"
null
null
*(They tricking K.Round to bow, untill the crown off and ending the battle.)*
null
null
null
null
[Scene: Obj Susieandlancer Event]
null
null
Ralsei: "We... We did it!?"
null
null
Lancer: "Wow!! You clowns really ARE heroes!! You saved the next twenty minutes of my life!!"
null
null
Susie: "Yeah, yeah, I am pretty great, huh...?"
null
null
Ralsei: "Ummm, Susie...? Not to downplay your contributions, but... You... didn't actually help at all. You only made everything WORSE by attacking it. If you had just acted nice to it in the first place... We could have avoided that entire battle."
null
null
Susie: "Huh? Are you FOR REAL? That thing was BLOODTHIRSTY!!! The only thing keeping it at bay was MY AX!"
null
null
Ralsei: "And, earlier, you terrorized those troops..."
null
null
Susie: "Those guys were ENEMIES. They're FOR terrorizing."
null
null
Ralsei: "And before that, you ate an innocent person's cake..."
null
null
Susie: "Cakes... are also my enemy."
null
null
Ralsei: "... Susie... Whether you like it or not... You're a hero. One with the power to bring peace to the future. Could you please start... acting like one?"
null
null
Susie: "Yeah, when you lay it out like that... I've been a pretty bad hero, haven't I? ... Alright, Ralsei. You got it. I'll change my ways. From now on, I won't be such a rotten hero anymore. I'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead!"
null
null
Lancer: "R... Really!? You're going to be on MY team?"
null
null
Susie: "Yeah, sounds way easier, honestly."
null
null
Ralsei: "Susie, you can't just -"
null
null
Lancer: "Quiet, Toothpaste Boy! Susie is MY comrade now!"
null
null
Susie: "Hahaha, yeah, Toothpaste Boy!"
null
null
Lancer: "We're going to have monogrammed track jackets!"
null
null
Susie: "Yeah!"
null
null
Lancer: "And sleepovers! Where we tell each other secrets!"
null
null
Susie: "Ummm, yeah? Anyway, uhh, see you guys never."
null
null
Lancer: "Haha!! If you can even last that long!"
null
null
*(Susie joins Lancer's team.)*
null
null
null
null
[Scene: Obj Susiebadguy Event]
null
null
Ralsei: "Susie...! Lancer...!"
null
null
Lancer: "Heheheh..."
null
null
Susie: "Well if it isn't the so-called Heroes...! Are you finally ready to see what happens... When you try to act soft... Against a team that crushes ANYONE in their way?"
null
null
Lancer: "Dark Jack Lancer!"
null
null
Susie: "Violent Ax Susie!"
null
null
Lancer: "Together we are..."
null
null
Susie & Lancer: "The DARK Fun Gang!"
null
null
Ralsei: "Um... So what's your, um, evil plan?"
null
null
Susie: "Huh? Dude, we JUST formed our team. We haven't done anything past our intro yet."
null
null
Lancer: "Have a little patience, please..."
null
null
Ralsei: "Oh, um, sorry... We're, um, looking forward to the rest!"
null
null
Susie: "Heh, well, you won't have to look forward for long. Starting now... We're going to work CEASELESSLY... Unstoppably... To make an evil plan to THRASH you clowns. Watch your backs."
null
null
Lancer: "And your fronts!"
null