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Scene: Hometown | Sans | nope. i'm the janitor. |
Scene: Hometown | Susie | Are there any other employees? |
Scene: Hometown | Sans | nope. |
Scene: Hometown | Susie | Then why don't you hire someone else!? |
Scene: Hometown | Sans | woah, you think i can afford that on a janitor's salary? |
Scene: Hometown | Player | See brother |
Scene: Hometown | Sans | sorry, kid. the brother thing's gonna have to wait. how long? maybe a day... maybe another 2 years. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Nothing |
Scene: Hometown | Sans | alright. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Kris and Susie approach an alley where Bratty is sitting. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | [Bratty's Alley] |
Scene: Hometown | Bratty | (snicker, snicker) Like, Lil Krissy, you hear? That, uh, guy at the pizza place? God, what was his name? Pizzapants? Heard he got, like, a SUPER hot girlfriend. What was her name? Like, uh... Hahahah... haha... Pizza... rina? Hahahah. Anyway, what, did you like, wanna talk? |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Choose an option |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Talk |
Scene: Hometown | Bratty | Krissy, like, GUESS what? Today I like, went to the beach to play my uke, and... Like, guess who's ALREADY there? That COPYCAT, playing the same song I wanted to play. Oh my god. Cat on the beach. Grody. Did she, like, get lost looking for the litter box? So like, I try to like, play the same song, too... To, you know, assert my ukelele dominance. And we end up, ugh - get this - Playing the whole song. TOGETHER. Like, oh my god, who does this girl think she IS? She thinks she can just, like, HARMONIZE with me!? Ugh. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Don't |
Scene: Hometown | Bratty | (snicker, snicker) |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Susie |
Scene: Hometown | Bratty | OMG, it's, like, SO sweet you have a nasty dirty little friend. But like... this is MY polluted alleyway? So like... I think I might have to go to the mayor and get a traffic sign? That says like, no plus-ones. Because, like... okay? |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Kris and Susie approach the pizzeria. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | [ICE-E'S P'ZZA] |
Scene: Hometown | Pizzapants | Little buddy! You aren't gonna BELIEVE this!! I'VE!!! Got a GIRLFRIEND!!! Asriel!! You've GOT to tell Asriel RIGHT NOW!! He's gonna be so proud of me!!! ... Huh? What's she look like? Ah, Little BUDDY. How do I put it... I... I... don't actually know!! I haven't met her in real life!! But from her online profile... God, Little Buddy. She must be STACKED. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Lie and say you want to hear more |
Scene: Hometown | Pizzapants | So far, she's the perfect girl, little buddy. She loves pizza, AND bikes. And to top it off... she sent me a picture. Of herself. Wearing a pizza bikini. Look!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! GOD DAMN!!!! |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | It's several pixels that vaguely resemble a zoomed-in JPEG of a pepperoni pizza. |
Scene: Hometown | Pizzapants | Yes, I know what you're thinking, Little Buddy. Her camera. Is not. Of the highest caliber. But to a scholarly man of the world like myself, This is what love looks like, Little Buddy. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Kris and Susie approach the police station, where Alphys is talking to Undyne. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | [Police Station] |
Scene: Hometown | Susie | Uh oh. Alphys. Hell if I'm going any further. Already close enough to getting banned from school. Don't wanna be banned from outside of school too. (... that's a thing, right?) |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Kris goes inside. |
Scene: Hometown | Undyne | HEY!!! Uhh, punk! Anything to report!? |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Dark World |
Scene: Hometown | Undyne | Huh? A super-dangerous alternate world in the Library? More are appearing? People might fall inside...? Hahahaha... listen, punk! You seriously think I'm gonna believe that? Haha... DARK WORLD?? Hahahaha... seriously!? Hahahaha!! NGAAAHhahahahahahah!!! |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Undyne laughs so hard she accidentally presses a button, opening the prison cells. The criminals run out. |
Scene: Hometown | Undyne | NGAAAHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!! Looks like I gotta go recapture those criminals... Hey, by the way, I was just about to go see Alphys. She kinda had an accident earlier with her, uh, bike. Just wanted to make sure she was feeling better. So, uh, could you give this to her for me? |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | You got a heart-shaped box of candies that says "Get Well Soon." |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | It has "to your bike" hastily scrawled underneath the Get Well Soon. |
Scene: Hometown | Undyne | Look, "GET WELL SOON"'S ALL THE STORE HAD!! OPEN IT AND I'LL ARREST YOU!! LOOK!! I'LL EVEN PUT A NOTE ON IT!!! NOW STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! I GOTTA GO!! |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | You got the previously described box of candy with a note on it. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Kris goes out and gives the candy to Alphys. |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | H... huh? Kris? Do you have something for me? |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Give chocolate |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | H.. huh...? Kris...? What is that you're giving me...? A... a box of... heart shaped ch... chocolates? W-woah, Kris... I... ... What? It's from the... police? You mean sh.. SHE's giving me this... um... Un... Um... Get well soon? Gift? To my bike? A-and um, there's a note on this that says, "Open this and I'll arrest you, you little punk." Kris, I... I... Tell her I... uh, appreciate it? |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Choose an option |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Complain |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | C... complain? About what? |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Talk |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | K... Kris? D-did you need something...? |
Scene: Hometown | Player | About Police |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | Oh, U... Undyne? She's... she's great, isn't she? S-so strong, and... passionate... and... I... I'm glad she's looking out for me. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | About School |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | Oh, school... Yeah, it's... it's tough. But I'm trying my best. For all of you. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | See ya |
Scene: Hometown | Alphys | Oh, how's your project going with, err... Susie? What? Y-you went to the LIBRARY!? Together!? With Noelle and Berdly!? Th-that's amazing, Kris!! And, you're not hurt or anything...? This has nothing to do with me, but the Teen Zone... Seems to have some... g-good anime reviews, you know? Not sure if you and the gang, were, Ch-checking that out as you studied? Next time you go you might want to... Casually bring that up, among your fellow teens. I... I know your dad liked Mew Mew 2 at least!! A-again, nothing to do with me!! Eheheh!! |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Kris and Susie approach the graveyard. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | [Graveyard] |
Scene: Hometown | Susie | ... So, uh, this is your idea of hanging out, Kris? Going to the graveyard? ... works for me I guess. |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | They approach Gerson's grave. His son, Alvin, is standing there. |
Scene: Hometown | Alvin | Kris. Welcome. Did you seek something from me? |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | Choose an option |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Gerson |
Scene: Hometown | Alvin | It's been a few years since my father passed on... Fans of his famous book series, Lord of the Hammer... We still received condolences from them until just recently. A brave warrior... Kris, it is a shame you were not able to have him as a teacher. And, difficult for Ms. Alphys, as his replacement. Let us pray that the Angel will smile upon her. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Hammer |
Scene: Hometown | Alvin | As per the ritual, a hammer is buried in the earth here. To symbolize his existence. To connect his spirit to the divine. Originally a smith by trade, he began writing history... And making his own. As a means to entertain his children. That such a story, created for such a simple purpose, Could blossom into such a large, wonderful, world-changing thing... That is the true miracle of creation, is it not? ... My father was blessed to have such a talent for writing. |
Scene: Hometown | Player | Nothing |
Scene: Hometown | Alvin | ... |
Scene: Hometown | Narrator | You heard Alvin mumbling to himself as you walked away. |
Scene: Hometown | Alvin | ... were you proud of me, father...? And... is it right for this hammer to... |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Narrator | Kris and Susie approach Kris's house. |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | ... Kris, you going home? |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Player | ♥ Not yet |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | Umm, sure, alright, yeah! |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Narrator | Susie follows Kris. They walk past Susie's house, Napstablook's house, Bratty's house, and return to Kris's house. |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | ... |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | Alright, you don't have to say it. |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | ... |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | Don't wanna walk home by yourself, huh? |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | Well, if you're gonna MAKE me, I guess... |
Scene: Obj Home Final | Susie | Let's go. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Narrator | Susie walks Kris home. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Feel free to come in. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | ... |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Oh, excuse me. I am Kris's mother, Toriel... |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | Y.. yes, Ma'am. I... remember. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Oh, you do? And you are... Susie, are you not? |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | H... huh? You, um... remember my name, too...? |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Of course. Ms. Alphys is a good friend of mine. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | She often talks about you! |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | ... umm, glad to hear it. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | (Kris, the hell is Alphys saying about me!?) |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Susie, why don't you wash your hands over there... Then we can make the pie together? |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | Make it... together? |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | Uhh... but I don't know how to... |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Do not worry, I can teach you! |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | ... OK. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Kris, Susie seems like a nice girl. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | I am very happy you are friends with her, but... |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Susie | ... |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | Kris, I... heard from Alphys, about her... behavior. |
Scene: Obj Ch2 Scene30B | Toriel | If by any chance, she, er, influences you, er... Leave the chalk alone, alright??? |
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