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Ralsei
In other words...
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Narrator
The screen flashes white. An image of a classroom appears from the Bright World, littered with playing cards, chess pieces, and other objects.
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Ralsei
The Dark Fountains change everything into a fantasy.
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Narrator
The scene changes again, showing a Dark World. Ordinary objects turn into living creatures: a playing card becomes a Lancer, a laptop becomes a Queen, and other objects become their subjects.
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Ralsei
In the Light World, in reality...
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Ralsei
Lancer is just an average playing card.
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Ralsei
Queen... is just a laptop.
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Narrator
The characters of the Dark World disappear, turning back into inanimate objects in the classroom.
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Ralsei
In other words... when the lights come back on...
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Ralsei
This world is no longer "real".
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Ralsei
The places you go, the people you meet... none of them are.
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Ralsei
Even I, the one telling you this... I too, am...
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Narrator
The scene returns to the bridge. Suzy grabs Ralzey by the shoulders.
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Susie
But Ralsei, how can you say you're not real!?
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Susie
I can see you... I can feel you... I can hear you...
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Susie
"Normal objects" don't have... feelings and stuff!
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Ralsei
That's right, Susie.
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Ralsei
They... shouldn't.
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Ralsei
That's why... I don't want you and Kris...
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Ralsei
... to worry too much about us, OK?
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Ralsei
Just forget about us and make some real friends, okay?
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Susie
...
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Susie
... Ralsei... you...
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Susie
You idiot! How can you SAY that?!
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Susie
You think I could just FORGET
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Susie
Forget
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Susie
Forget Lancer!? Forget everyone!?
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Susie
I don't care what you say you are...
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Susie
You're real to me,
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Susie
You're real to me, OK!?
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Ralsei
...
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Ralsei
Susie, I...
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Ralsei
I'm happy to hear that, but...
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Susie
SHUT UP and listen to me!
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Susie
No matter what you say...
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Susie
No matter what you are...
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Susie
Me... you... Kris... We're a TEAM, alright?
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Susie
None of us are gonna forget each other!
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Susie
So please...
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Susie
Jus
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Susie
Just...
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Susie
...
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Susie
... just...
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Narrator
The scene is abruptly interrupted. Susie and Ralsei are under a spotlight. Applause and confetti sound.
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Announcer
Wow, what an AMAZING performance!!!
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Announcer
The audience has been brought to TEARS, folks!
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Susie
W...
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Ralsei
!?
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Susie
Who the HECK are you!?
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Narrator
A character with a TV for a head appears.
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Mr. Tenna
Haha, I was hoping you'd ask!
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Mr. Tenna
MIKE, PLAY THE VHS!!!
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Narrator
A title card in the style of an old VHS video begins.
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Narrator
It's now time for our feature presentation
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Narrator
MAKER
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Narrator
Coming straight from YOUR house
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Narrator
He's the One
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Narrator
THE KING OF ONLY
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Narrator
He's GROOVY and NEVER glooby!
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Narrator
You can't get this from an EGG!
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Narrator
The sensation of your screen
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Narrator
The show that makes you scream
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Narrator
Say it with him, folks!
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Narrator
MR. (Ant) TENNA'S TV TIME!!
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Narrator
The title card ends. Mr. Tenna appears on the bridge in front of the team.
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Mr. Tenna
What Lovely contestants we've got TODAY, folks---!!!
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Ralsei
Con... Contestants?
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Mr. Tenna
YES!!! You three are the STARS of today's SHOW!!!
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Narrator
The scene changes to a game show.
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Narrator
In the background hangs a sign "MR. TENNA'S MARVELOUS MYSTERY BOARD" and the logo "TV TIME!".
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Mr. Tenna
Mr. Tenna's Marvelous Mystery Board...
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Mr. Tenna
TV TIME!!!
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Susie
Wh... what!?
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Susie
What the hell are you doing!?
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Mr. Tenna
What am I doing? You should be wondering what YOU'RE doing!
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Mr. Tenna
You're about to play the greatest game of YOUR life!
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Mr. Tenna
Answer CRAZY QUESTIONS!! Pass PHYSICAL CHALLENGES...
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Mr. Tenna
And you'll all win some TV-Tastic PRIZES!!!
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Narrator
Prizes appear on the screen: FLORAL COMFORTER, A COMMERCIAL USE ONLY ICE VAN, TALK BACK, KITCHEN SINK FUR-GUARD!!, CHOCOLATE CHEWY ROLL-UM, A GENUINE RALSEI.
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Ralsei
Hey I didn't approve this!
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Mr. Tenna
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
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Mr. Tenna
Hey Doctor Tennaville! What's today's prescription?
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Dr. Tennaville
Why, it looks like a prescription for... ONE GRAND PRIZE !?
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Mr. Tenna
That's right! Today's GRAND PRIZE is this season's MOST popular item...
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Mr. Tenna
Encased in our patented MYSTERY BALL...
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Mr. Tenna
This Dark World's ONE AND GREATEST TREASURE!
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Mr. Tenna
Hey, bet you wanna know what's INSIDE, don't ya, folks!?
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Mr. Tenna
Well, great news, CADOOS and CADETTES! EVERYTHING can be YOURS!
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Mr. Tenna
All you have to do is...
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Mr. Tenna
WIN!!
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Mr. Tenna
WOW!!! I've never seen the FUN-O-METER like THIS, folks!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Now don't touch that DIAL, because TONIGHT, WE are gonna have one HECK of a...
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Susie
Who the hell is "WE"?
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Mr. Tenna
Well, uh... this is a GAME SHOW, and you guys are the CONTESTANTS... right?
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Susie
Lemme be a little clearer...
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Susie
We aren't being on your STUPID show!
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Mr. Tenna
You... you won't?
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Mr. Tenna
Oh. Well, uh... that's just...
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Mr. Tenna
That's just hunky-doody, y'know! You do YOU! Meanwhile,
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Mr. Tenna
Guess it'll just be... me and the logo! Ha.