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Narrator
The player solves the puzzle by pushing blocks.
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Mr. Tenna (viewer)
Wow, a 12S time!
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Narrator
The team moves to the next location: a waterfall with falling coins.
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Mr. Tenna (viewer)
Watch it! Falling rocks!
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Ralsei (viewer)
Kris! I'll protect you!
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Narrator
The team crosses a bridge, collecting coins. They move to the next location.
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Susie (viewer)
Woah, what is that?
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Narrator
Kris picks up a croissant.
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Narrator
[In-game text]
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KRIS GOT THE POWER CROISSANT
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Narrator
SUSIE GOT THE POWER CROISSANT
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Susie (viewer)
Whoa, really?
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Narrator
[In-game text]
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Narrator
SHE CAN NOW PICK UP POTS AND WEEDS.
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Susie (viewer)
Finally, some goddamn GAMEPLAY.
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Narrator
Susie in the game picks up a pot and throws it at Ralsei.
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Ralsei (viewer)
Watch what you're throwing!
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Ralsei (viewer)
H-hey!
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Narrator
Susie throws another pot at Ralsei.
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Ralsei (viewer)
Watch THIS!
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Narrator
Ralsei in the game throws a pot, which ricochets off a wall and hits him, knocking him into the water.
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Ralsei (viewer)
I... I'm drowning!!
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Mr. Tenna (viewer)
Ralsei plush! Fill him with liquid, throw him against the wall!
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Ralsei (viewer)
Stop advertising me! I'm dying!
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Narrator
The team moves on and talks to an NPC.
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Pippin
I AM THE LOST PIPPINS.
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Pippin
ON BEHALF OF THE TOYS YOU LOST IN THE COUCH, A SECRET...
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Pippin
THE CACTUS THAT LIVED UPSTAIRS LOVES YOU.
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Pippin
IT HAS A KEY UNDERNEATH IT, SO PLEASE PUSH IT ASIDE.
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Narrator
The team approaches a large sphinx with a TV for a head.
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Sphinx
HEY FOLKS! I AM THE SPHINX!
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Sphinx
ANSWER MY RIDDLE AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE KEY!
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Sphinx
... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY, BUT, YA SEE, IT'S A BIT EMBARRASSING.
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Sphinx
SEE, I'M MISSING MY Q'S! BRING TWO OF 'EM HERE AND I'LL QUIZ YA!
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Susie (viewer)
So it's not a boss?
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Sphinx
A BOSS!? ME!? I'm offended!!!
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Narrator
The team moves on and encounters an enemy.
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Mr. Tenna (viewer)
Enemy!! Careful, brave heroes!!
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Narrator
A battle with three Shadowguys begins.
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
That's right!!! It's a battle scene, folks!!!
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
And our boys backstage have been begging to beat you down!
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
But this ain't your normal Saturday night slam fest!
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
Perform well, and you'll get extra points!!!
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
For best "results", take no damage, win fast, and get gobs of TP!!!
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
It's a battle scene! Win hard and fast for extra points!
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Narrator
[Battle Text]
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Narrator
Kris boogies past bullets!
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Narrator
SHADOWGUY gains mercy until you get hit!
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Enemy attack. Kris dodges.
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
Boo boo for bozos!
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Kris dodges again.
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
What will our heroes do next!?
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Narrator
Everyone gets ready to knock the enemies' socks off!
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Narrator
The "Sharpshoot" minigame begins. The player shoots at the enemies.
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Narrator
Enemies attack with musical notes.
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
Don't adjust your set!! This battle is real, folks!!
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Narrator
Kris spared Shadowguy!
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Narrator
Ralsei spared Shadowguy! But its name wasn't YELLOW.
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Narrator
Enemy attacks.
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Mr. Tenna (voiceover)
Wow!! Our heroes are grazing like goats!!!
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Narrator
Everyone gets ready to knock the enemies' socks off!
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Narrator
The "Sharpshoot" minigame begins again. The player defeats the enemies.
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Narrator
You Won!
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Got 0 EXP and 225 D$.
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Narrator
[Battle Results Screen]
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BATTLE RESULTS
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TURNS
6 KINDA SLOW!
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HURT
3X B! NOT BAD!
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TP
100 S! PERFECT!
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YOU GET B RANK
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+187 POINTS
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The team receives a "Q".
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Mr. Tenna (viewer)
Solve the Quiz, get a Q!!!
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Narrator
The team returns to the Sphinx.
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Sphinx
OH, MY OASIS! MY OASIS!
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Sphinx
WITH HER SOFT CLOUDS REFLECTED IN THE WATER
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Sphinx
THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE!
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Mr. Tenna (viewer)
GREAT performance, Lanino!
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Sphinx
OH, MY OASIS! MY OASIS!
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Sphinx
WITH THE SUNNY MOON REFLECTED IN THE WATER
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Sphinx
THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE!
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Narrator
A quiz begins.
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Mr. Tenna
WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW?
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Player
TV-THIRTY!!
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Player
♥ TV-TIME!!!
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Player
PAST MIDNIGHT
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Player
WEDNESDAY
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Mr. Tenna
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT FOLKS!!! Way to start this quiz with a BANG!
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Mr. Tenna
Next question!
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Mr. Tenna
BRAND A VALUES THIS RALSEI AT $$! WHAT'S THE TRUE VALUE!?
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Susie (viewer)
Free if you steal it.
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Ralsei (viewer)
My... value...?
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Player
HIGHER
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Player
LOWER
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Player
♥ PRICELESS
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Player
$32.00 MSRP
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Mr. Tenna
That's right! This little guy costs $32!
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Mr. Tenna
Next question!
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Mr. Tenna
WHAT'S KRIS'S FAVORITE FOOD?
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Susie (viewer)
Uhh...