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Narrator
INSERT 100+ POINTS TO PLAY.
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Player
♥ INSERT POINTS / Don't
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Narrator
The player starts inserting points into the machine, gradually increasing the chance for a gold prize. The chance reaches 51%, but the player decides to stop.
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Susie
Kris, gimme your feet. I'm shoving you up there.
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Ralsei
(I think we use that machine on the right...?)
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Narrator
Kris approaches the sign again.
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Narrator
The sign says "BALL MACHINE User's Guide. Read it?"
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Player
♥ Yes / No
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Narrator
"Welcome to BALL MACHINE. Insert points to gain PRIZES."
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Narrator
"The minimum is 100 POINTS. MORE POINTS increase GOLD CHANCE."
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Narrator
"Even if you miss GOLD PRIZE, next time GOLD CHANCE increases faster!"
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Narrator
"HIT the GOLD PRIZE, GOLD CHANCE will reset... etc."
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Narrator
"You turned to the camera and thanked Tenna for a great toy! Thanks, Tenna!"
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Narrator
... is, all part of what it said on the sign.
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Narrator
The team leaves the room.
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Narrator
The team goes through the "A" door and finds themselves in a new hallway with a red carpet. On the walls are doors with signs "NOW PLAYING... COOKING SHOW", "COMING SOON......" and a door with a large question mark.
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Narrator
"COMING SOON!"
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Narrator
"COMING SOON ON BOARD 2!"
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Ralsei
Wonder what we'll end up playing...?
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Susie
Guess a game about a giant question mark...
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Narrator
It's the door to the COOKING SHOW! Play it!?
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Player
♥ Play COOKING SHOW / Quit
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Narrator
The cooking minigame replays. The process is identical to the previous one: Kris catches ingredients thrown by Susie and Ralsei and serves the finished dishes. Lanino and Elnina appear again as special guests. After completion, the player receives an S-RANK on the results screen.
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Narrator
[CHEF RESULTS Screen]
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Narrator
CHEF RESULTS
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TALLEST STACK
9
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FOODS WASTED
15
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HAPPY CUSTOMERS
11
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TOTAL SCORE
470
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Narrator
S-RANK
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Narrator
The team returns to the hallway. A character in the shape of a die with a jester's hat appears in front of the locked door.
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Pippin
Hey, hey! This here's an extra special game... It's LOCKED, you know!
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Pippin
That is... unless you pay 500 POINTS.
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Player
♥ Pay 500 points / Don't
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Narrator
You handed over 500 POINTS.
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Pippin
Alright, alright! Now that we've got those...
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Narrator
Lock opening noise... Lock opening noise...
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Pippin
Look at that, would ya! The lock's all gone!
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Pippin
Not a trace! You'd hardly believe it was ever there at all!
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Pippin
Well, see ya! ... no refunds!
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Narrator
The character disappears. The "COMING SOON" door opens, and the sign above it lights up with "NOW PLAYING...".
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Narrator
It's the door to the MYSTERY GAME! Play it!?
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Player
♥ Play MYSTERY GAME / Quit
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Narrator
The screen goes black. Mr. Tenna appears.
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Mr. Tenna
Welcome to EXTRA GAME! Tonight, our PHYSICAL CHALLENGE will be...
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Mr. Tenna
W-Wait just a moment!! I'm receiving an EMERGENCY BROADCAST...
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Narrator
A background of flames appears behind Tenna.
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Mr. Tenna
Something MASSIVE has begun ASSAULTING the CITY!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Multiple buildings are up in FLAMES !!!
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Mr. Tenna
At this rate... everything... EVERYONE will be destroyed!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Can anyone PLEASE tell me who this MONSTER IS!?
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Narrator
The screen flashes white, then goes black. Susie descends from above on a rope, wearing a dinosaur costume.
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Susie
Guess who, idiots.
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Narrator
The scene clears. It's a circular arena surrounded by spectator seats. In the background is a stylized cityscape. Susie lands in the center. A giant golden statue of Mr. Tenna rises from the floor.
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Mr. Tenna
That's right!!! It's a giant monster movie!!! Starring Susie!!!
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Susie
That's SusieZILLA, chump.
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Ralsei
Aww! Susie, your costume is so adora... umm, scary.
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Susie
Heh, obviously.
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Mr. Tenna
RIGHT! SUSIEZILLA will be our baddie smashing, hyper spinning star of the day!
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Mr. Tenna
Ms. Zilla!! You were watching the monster marathon until you fell asleep.
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Mr. Tenna
I was so HAPPY to see someone so excited to tune in!!!
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Mr. Tenna
So this final event's a Special SERVICE just for you!!
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Mr. Tenna
And haha, by all means, please! Come over to Kris's and watch MORE TV ANYTIME!
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Mr. Tenna
You don't even have to come in! Stand outside and watch me through the window!
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Mr. Tenna
I won't tell anyone!! The police will never know!! Promise!! Hahaha!!
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Susie
Uhh... so I do what. Kick your ass?
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Mr. Tenna
No. Uhh, no. SUSIEZILLA had a change in her TV-loving heart.
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Mr. Tenna
She may wreck the city, but she'll protect me, TV statue, with her life.
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Mr. Tenna
For if the bad guys take me down... There's no more TV!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Need any other instructions, or should we start the FINAL MATCH!?
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Player
Explain please / ♥ Let's go!
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Mr. Tenna
Now, all READY!? Tail on tight!? Taken your radioactive breath mints!?
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Mr. Tenna
IT'S!! TV!! TIME!!!
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Narrator
The final minigame begins. Susie in her dinosaur costume swings on a rope above the arena. In the center stands the golden statue of Tenna. Enemies—Shadowguys—descend from above on ropes.
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Mr. Tenna
Here come the baddies, folks!! Take 'em down!!
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Narrator
Susie swings and knocks down the enemies, earning popularity points. Enemies throwing balls appear.
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Mr. Tenna
See a ball!? Send it back!
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Mr. Tenna
Just like catch with pops!
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Narrator
Susie hits the balls back, destroying more enemies. Enemies shooting lasers appear.
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Mr. Tenna
More TV haters!!! Show 'em what this house stands for!!!
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Narrator
Susie dodges and continues to attack. A bonus round begins where she needs to collect hearts.
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Mr. Tenna
Bonus round... Not!!! You don't need it!!!
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Narrator
Susie collects the hearts, getting a "+99 POPULARITY BONUS".
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Narrator
A bulldozer drives onto the arena.
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Mr. Tenna
Uh oh! A dozer! The front's tough! Smack it from behind!!
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Narrator
Susie attacks the bulldozer from behind, destroying it. More bulldozers appear.
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Mr. Tenna
More dozers!! Susie!! Don't let them scrap me!!!
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Narrator
Susie successfully defends the statue, destroying all the bulldozers. A giant papier-mâché boss appears. The figure suspiciously resembles Spamton with censored eyes.
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Mr. Tenna
Oh no!!! In paper mache!!! It's my worst hater!!!
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Mr. Tenna
He's charging a big shot!!! Hit him to reset the charge!!!
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Narrator
Susie hits the boss several times, resetting its 'Big Shot' attack meter. The boss says lines like "Look how small and disgusting his nose is!!! Yuck!!!" and "Kill him!!! Kill him now!!!". Eventually, Susie defeats the boss.
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Mr. Tenna
Phew!!! YOU GUYS SAVED TV!!! YOU HAVE WON!!!
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Narrator
Enemies start appearing again.
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Mr. Tenna
Hey, guys? Guys, they won! They won, I said!!
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Mr. Tenna
You can stop trying to beat me up now!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Hey!!! I'm not paying you guys for this!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Paycuts!!! You guys are actually gonna get paycuts!
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Mr. Tenna
Is anybody gonna listen to me!?!?
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Narrator
The Tenna statue is covered in yellow paint and explodes.
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Narrator
The screen turns white, then black.