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Scene: Obj Filler Battle 1
Mr. Tenna
Oh... a healing spot! That way, everyone can keep playing!
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Narrator
Tenna heals all the characters. Even if everyone has lost hope of breaking free and just stands still.
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Mr. Tenna
Phew! That battle earlier was a WORKOUT!!
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Mr. Tenna
Let's never fight again! We're a HAPPY family, aren't we, Kris?
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Mr. Tenna
... Kris?
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Mr. Tenna
HEY! LOOK! Behind this door lies another PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!!
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Mr. Tenna
GET READY, FOLKS!!!
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Narrator
The scene shifts to a bar counter. Kris stands alone in a waiter's outfit.
Scene: Obj Second Physical Challenge
Narrator
Susie and Ralsei are in capsules on the sides.
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Mr. Tenna
Ahhh... Kris, remember when your brother was here?
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Mr. Tenna
You used to spend so, so, so much time with him.
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Mr. Tenna
With me.
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Mr. Tenna
Watching cartoons. Playing games.
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Mr. Tenna
Smiling. Laughing. Crying.
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Mr. Tenna
Why? Why don't you two do that anymore...?
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Mr. Tenna
What!? He went to COLLEGE?
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Mr. Tenna
Well... why'd he have to go do THAT!?
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Mr. Tenna
You. Can learn. ANYTHING! On TV!
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Mr. Tenna
Ahahahaha!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Yes. The instructions. Right. The INSTRUCTIONS!!!
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Mr. Tenna
They're coming out of the pipes.
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Mr. Tenna
They're crawling out of the pipes.
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Mr. Tenna
Where are they going...!?
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Mr. Tenna
Hahaha... I... I don't... KNOW!
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Mr. Tenna
Ahahahaha!!!
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Narrator
A timer appears on the screen. A minigame begins. Kris, as a bartender, must dodge Molotov cocktails falling from above. The bottles fall like a solid rain, and then Tenna switches the background from white to black, changing the attack pattern.
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Narrator
Kris dodges. He takes 15 damage. The minigame ends.
Scene: Obj Second Physical Challenge
Mr. Tenna
PHEW! What a challenge, folks!
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Mr. Tenna
Now, is it me or does everyone look a little SLEEPY!?
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Mr. Tenna
C'mon, SUSIE! WHAT happened to our late-night TV marathon!?
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Mr. Tenna
Let's wake up those noggins with a little QUIZ!!!
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Narrator
The second filler QUIZ begins.
Scene: Obj Filler Quiz 2
Narrator
The question appears on the screen: "WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR, "TELEVISION"?" (sic
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Mr. Tenna
I know what you're thinking!!! YOU'RE WRONG!!!
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Player
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
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Player
THE GOOD STUFF
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Player
BETTER THAN EMAIL
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Player
NEVER THROWN AWAY
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Narrator
The selection remains on the first option. No one presses a single button.
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Mr. Tenna
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!
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Narrator
Tenna attacks.
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Narrator
The quiz ends.
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Mr. Tenna
I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the pipes.
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Mr. Tenna
I knew. I knew. I shouldn't have done it.
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Mr. Tenna
But you know, every pipe goes SOMEWHERE! They had to go SOMEWHERE!!!
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Mr. Tenna
Wait, no. Not another battle. Please.
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Mr. Tenna
The family's fighting again.
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Narrator
A filler battle with Shadowguy begins.
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Narrator
Tenna replaces all buttons with ACT.
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Mr. Tenna
Now, where the heck is my debit card?
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Narrator
Kris uses Sharpshoot to defeat him without wasting time. However, due to the absence of a spare button, the action will be useless until Boogie is used.
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Narrator
The player selects ACT -> Boogie, shooting at Shadowguy's hat, and incidentally, shooting at Tenna.
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Mr. Tenna
H-Hey!!
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Mr. Tenna
How could you let them use that act!?
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Mr. Tenna
You're!! Fired!!
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Mr. Tenna
Alright, no more of THAT guy!
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Narrator
The heroes are healed. Tenna stands sadly with his back to the heroes.
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Mr. Tenna
I know. I know what you need.
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Mr. Tenna
To get your minds off of this. And your eyes back on me.
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Mr. Tenna
A little MUSIC!!!
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Mr. Tenna
THAT's right!! SHOW tunes!! KRIS on the PIANO!! You LOVE it, don't ya, folks!?
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Narrator
The "LIGHTNERS LIVE" minigame.
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Mr. Tenna
That's right! A MUSICAL CHALLENGE! And this time, it's...
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Mr. Tenna
Oh God, Oh God, it's coming.
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Mr. Tenna
...The music is coming.
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Mr. Tenna
I can't stop it... (The text shakes.)
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Narrator
A snippet of Spamton's theme plays, which suddenly, but slowly, cuts off.
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Mr. Tenna
Hey, so, uh... what the HECK was that?
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Mr. Tenna
Haha, I'm with you guys! That was WEIRD!
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Mr. Tenna
I wonder what's next! Looks like a quiz!
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Narrator
The next quiz begins.
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Mr. Tenna
WHAT'S THIS BUTTON ON THE TELEVISION DO?
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Narrator
A picture of an "OFF" button is shown.
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Player
NEVER PRESS IT
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Player
I DON'T KNOW
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Player
UNUSED
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Player
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY
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Narrator
Kris selects "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY".
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Mr. Tenna
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!! YOU'RE WRONG!!!
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Narrator
Tenna damages the heroes.
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Mr. Tenna
Ahhhhhh, that was SO... normal!!
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Mr. Tenna
MIKE!!! How about we ONLY have quizzes from now on quizzes!?
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Mr. Tenna
Or... uh, we could have a battle! Great. GREAT.
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Mr. Tenna
Love it when you listen to me, Mike. Love it.
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Narrator
Tenna initiates a battle against Zapper.
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Mr. Tenna
IT'S! TV! TIME!!!
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Narrator
The heroes gather 100% TP to select ACT -> OffButton, after which they disappear from their capsules.
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Mr. Tenna
H-huh!? Susie...? Kris...? Hey, Mike?
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Mr. Tenna
DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR SESSION!
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Mr. Tenna
Hey, Mike? Could you, uh, cancel my 4am shock therapy session?
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Mr. Tenna
'Cause it looks like it's happening right now...
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Mr. Tenna
ALL HANDS ON DECK!!! EVERYONE FIND THE LIGHTNERS!!!
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Narrator
The battle ends.
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Mr. Tenna
Where are you!? My contestants!
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Mr. Tenna
I'll give you funny goop that gets stuck on the carpet! A lifetime supply!
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Mr. Tenna
Come baaaackk!!!
Scene: Obj Balloon Room Escape
Narrator
The scene begins in a dark room, filled to the brim with translucent red and white balloons. Kris, Susie, and Ralsei stand in a small clear space.
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Ralsei
Looks like we got away...
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Susie
Now's our chance! Let's get out of here!!
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Narrator
The team moves to the right, exiting the balloon room.