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You are filled with the power of the primal invention of fire.
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[Save Menu]
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File Saved
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The team moves on across the stage.
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The team goes behind a red curtain and finds themselves in a new location—purple cliffs. In the background are mountains and a starry sky. The sound of wind is heard.
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The team walks along a narrow path. Along the way, they see several piles of ash from which smoke rises.
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They reach a bridge where Mr. Tenna meets them.
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Mr. Tenna
L-look everyone!! It'll be fine!! I'm cutting edge!! I'm new!! I'm TV!!
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Mr. Tenna
Three-colors, cathode raytube!! Make you laugh, make you cry!!
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Mr. Tenna
Entertainment that never gets old!!
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Narrator
The real Mr. Tenna appears, but in a black-and-white, older version.
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Mr. Tenna
H-hey, stop!! Don't go...!!
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Mr. Tenna
Darnit, this is all that little spammy MAILMAN'S fault!!
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Mr. Tenna
He... he told me he was gonna teach me how to use technology!!
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Mr. Tenna
H... How to plug in and make! It! BIG...!
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Mr. Tenna
And where is HE!?
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Mr. Tenna
Arrrgh, if I could get my hands on...
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Mr. Tenna
Wait, where are you going!?
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Mr. Tenna
Stop!! Help me!! Help!!
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Mr. Tenna
Does anyone know what an e-mail is???
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Narrator
The team passes him. He is left alone on the bridge.
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Narrator
The team moves on and sees Lanino and Elnina leaving.
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Mr. Tenna
Elnina!! Lanino!? You two!? C'mon, old friends, you can't leave...!
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Mr. Tenna
Fine!! Fine, you wanna go, go!!
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Mr. Tenna
We'll see how far the Lightners get...
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Mr. Tenna
Without the WEATHER CHANNEL!! HAHAHA!
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Mr. Tenna
How can they know the Weather without TV!?? Hahahaha!!
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Mr. Tenna
What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...
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Narrator
A beam of light falls on Tenna.
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Mr. Tenna
M... Mike? Mike, you... you're leaving, too!?
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Mr. Tenna
MIKE!! NO!! ANYONE BUT YOU!! ANYONE!!
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Tenna is left alone in the darkness.
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The team walks along the purple cliffs. Ahead, on a bridge, a character resembling a TV remote with a lightning bolt on its chest awaits them.
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The team approaches him. He suddenly teleports them to another part of the location.
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The team returns to the bridge. The remote-character (Zipper) is standing there again.
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Zipper approaches the edge of the platform, where a large purple egg is visible below.
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Narrator
Suddenly, Zipper jumps from above and lands right in front of Kris.
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Zipper
You's a cheater, ain't ya.
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Player
♥ Cheater / Not Really
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Zipper
Now, honesty, that'll take you somewhere.
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Zipper
Where you headed?
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Player
Where I came from / ♥ Nowhere / Here
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Zipper
You's was already heading that way, weren't ya, Kris?
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The screen flashes white. Kris finds himself alone in a dark, empty room resembling a backstage area. Zipper stands nearby.
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Narrator
Kris approaches an old TV in the center of the room. On the screen is an 8-bit block puzzle game, which Kris solves.
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Narrator
The TV screen changes. It now shows a monochrome room resembling the living room from Kris's house. A character in a blue wizard's hat with the letters ABC appears next to Kris.
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Wizard
Mumble... mumble... fumble... fumble...
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Narrator
He hardly seems comprehensible.
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Narrator
Kris enters the TV and starts controlling an 8-bit sprite of himself inside the monochrome room.
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Kris approaches the couch.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, Mumble... where could this be...?
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Narrator
Kris approaches the bookshelf.
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Wizard (on screen)
Nowhere? Mumble... No, no... This is somewhere...
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Narrator
Kris approaches the plant.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, this old tome admires your... inquisitiveness.
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Narrator
Kris approaches the dresser.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble... You're very interested in going nowhere, aren't you?
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Narrator
Kris approaches the lamp.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble... well, I have a ticket there. I have a ticket there...
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Narrator
Kris approaches the refrigerator.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble... A ticket to nowhere...
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Narrator
Kris approaches the sink.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble... But, the ticket is somewhere...
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Narrator
Kris approaches the microwave.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble... Yes, it was left here... It was left here by...
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Narrator
Kris approaches the trash can.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, oh, I don't seem to remember...
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Narrator
Kris approaches the wardrobe.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble... mumble... You are alone, are you?
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Narrator
Kris opens the wardrobe.
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Wizard (on screen)
YOU LOOKED IN THE WARDROBE.
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Wizard (on screen)
ALAS, THE WARDROBE WAS EMPTY!
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Narrator
Kris approaches the wardrobe again.
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Wizard (on screen)
YOU LOOKED IN THE WARDROBE.
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Wizard (on screen)
ALAS, THE WARDROBE WAS EMPTY!
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble... can't find the ticket?
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Wizard (on screen)
Odd, quite odd...
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Wizard (on screen)
Considering, you've been holding it from the moment you stepped in the room.
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Narrator
A TripTicket appears in Kris's inventory.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble...
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Wizard (on screen)
Good, it's not a good idea to go nowhere with somebody else.
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble... Alone is better...
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Wizard (on screen)
I only have one ticket after all... Where is it...
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Wizard (on screen)
Mumble, mumble... That's right, it's in the wardrobe!
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Wizard (on screen)
Why don't you head over to the right... mumble...
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Narrator
Kris exits the TV.
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Narrator
Kris approaches the Wizard.
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Wizard
Mumble, mumble...
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Wizard
You know, it's quite hard to understand you sometimes.
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Wizard
Perhaps you should try speaking up!
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Narrator
Kris opens the inventory. In the KEY ITEMS section, there is now a "TripTicket".
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Narrator
[Item Description]
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TripTicket
A ticket to nowhere. It shows a map pointing to the left of a red X.
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Kris tries to discard the ticket but cannot.
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Kris approaches the Wizard again.
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Wizard
Mumble, mumble...
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Wizard
Perhaps you should try speaking up!
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Narrator
Kris leaves the room. The screen flashes white.
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Narrator
Somehow, you ended in another place
Scene: Obj Egg Man Crossroads
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Kris stands at a crossroads in a world designed in the style of an old 8-bit game with a green palette. There are several cat-like characters around him, in different colors.