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Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Narrator
For some reason you have the feeling...
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Narrator
... Susie will say something stupid about it.
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Susie
They should make one of these that shoots whip cream.
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Narrator
It's the door to some sort of office.
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Susie
... hmm... seems like a decent place for clues.
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Susie
Let's not break in when your mom is around though.
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Susie
She's probably got a sixth sense for you doing something wrong.
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Narrator
You hear various people rehearsing inside.
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Susie
Damn, we don't have to sing too, do we?
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Susie
When I was little, I remember being somewhere like this.
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Susie
Got in trouble for "yelling the wrong song."
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Susie
Like, how am I supposed to know the melody the first time?
Scene: Obj Church Lobby
Susie
Or where the song starts. Or ends. Or whatever.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Narrator
Kris and Susie enter the sanctuary and sit in the back pew.
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Susie
Hell yeah, back of the bus.
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Susie
Your mom can barely see us back here.
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Susie
...
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Susie
... You aren't gonna sleep, are you?
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Player
♥ Sleep through service
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Player
Watch service
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Susie
Yeah, she'd probably notice if you started snoring.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Narrator
The congregation stands. Toriel is at the front with the choir.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Father Alvin
Welcome, everyone. Thank you for coming again today, on this glorious day of days...
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Father Alvin
Please stand for the opening song.
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Narrator
The choir and congregation sing: "Heaven knows the story that we've born from our hearts..."
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Father Alvin
You may now close your hymnals.
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Susie
(Hey, I didn't know Noelle was so good at singing...)
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Susie
(Damn. Let's wave lighters next time.)
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Father Alvin
Now, for the reading of the holy words.
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Father Alvin
Everyone please welcome Catty Cattenheimer to the stand.
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Catty
Like, hey everybody! What's up! Is this thing on?? LOL!!!
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Father Alvin
Catty, do you... er... have the reading papers?
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Catty
No, I'm like good! I like, memorized it.
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Father Alvin
You, er... memorized it.
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Catty
Yeah!!! Like, so is everyone, like, ready to rock!
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Catty
Three, two, one, GO-sies!!!
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Susie
(Kris, uh, you didn't bring anything to do, did you?)
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Player
Let's pay attention
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Player
♥ Look in pocket for fun
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Susie
(Jeez, look at you acting so holy.)
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Susie
(C'mon, don't think I haven't heard the rumors.)
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Susie
(There's, like, these heroes, and they're, like, SO cool.)
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Susie
(Y' know... when you and Catti were kids.)
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Susie
(Didn't you try to summon a demon?)
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Susie
(I'm surprised they even let you in here... heheheh.)
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Catty
Oh my god, so like, the Angel, that's watching over all of us?
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Catty
It has, like, this COOL prophecy, like, foretold by time and space.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Catty
And, like, um... like, like, like...
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Catty
IDK why, I just imagine him, as, like, cute.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Catty
He's honestly SO cute.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Catty
(... then again, this place does seem pretty...)
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Catty
I mean, there, like, aren't any pictures, but like,
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary
Catty
(... Uh, tolerant.)
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Catty
Like, OMG, pinch his cheeks and give him a pumpkin pie!
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Catty
(Huh? Fruit juice?)
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Catty
(If I can last until the end, we'll get fruit juice?)
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Catty
Give him a, fat-free cat food coupon clipping!
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Catty
(... is that the reason you're trying to pay attention?)
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Catty
We, have like, such a HUGE pile of those to get rid of OMG.
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Catty
(Well, OK.)
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Catty
But, like, what's amazing, is how, like, these heroes,
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Catty
(... okay...)
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Catty
Huh? The reading's over? Aww, okay...
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Father Alvin
Thus concludes the first reading.
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Father Alvin
Now, for today's sermon, we once again share a passage by my late father, Gerson Boom.
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Father Alvin
He always managed to put into words what we could never quite say ourselves.
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Father Alvin
Now, let us begin...
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Father Alvin
We shall never know the pieces of the prophecy lost to time.
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Father Alvin
But, was everything important truly written down in those words?
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Father Alvin
Myself, I see a blank page as an invitation to write...
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Father Alvin
To take the future and...
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Narrator
Listening to this, your eyes became heavy...
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Susie
Kris! Hey, Kris! Get up!
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Susie
We don't have any time to waste!
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Susie
We have to get to the bottom of this!
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Susie
The bottom of these two sweet, sweet, cups of juice.
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Narrator
Susie grabs a cup of juice and drinks it noisily.
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Susie
Ahh. Church flavor.
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Susie
Anyway, you go ask around about the Shelter codes.
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Susie
Me? I'll make sure there's nothing hidden...
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Susie
... in here.
Scene: Obj Church Juice Station
Narrator
Kris approaches the juice table.
Scene: Obj Church Juice Station
Narrator
Glass is 0% red, 0% yellow.
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Player
♥ Add 25% red juice
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Narrator
You carefully titrated the juice into your glass.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Toriel
Sorry honey, I'm still catching up with Rudy.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Toriel
You and Susie can go home earlier if you want to.
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Rudy
Hey, Krismas! Look who decided to crawl out of their lil' igloo.
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Player
♥ Asgore
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Toriel
I am grateful for your wife's...
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Rudy
Carol's.
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Toriel
Your wife's... financial support to him.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Toriel
I just wish she did not support his, er...
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Rudy
His "you know what?"
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Toriel
One more word and you're soaked, Mr. Holiday.
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Rudy
"One more word!"
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Rudy
Fahaha, what was I supposed to say, sweetheart?
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Rudy
Hey, Krismas! Look who decided to crawl out of their lil' igloo.
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Player
♥ Noelle
Scene: Obj Church Sanctuary Exploration
Toriel
Noelle, your singing has gotten so lovely...