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Scene: Obj Library Upstairs
Narrator
Of course, everyone knows that. That's why this is a children's book.
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???-Monster
I love reading. Especially.
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???-Monster
Wait. The books upstairs. The books upstairs. Wait. The books...
Scene: Obj Icee Pizza Exterior
Narrator
The sign says "T"E"MPORARY P"E"ZZA STAND!".
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Narrator
Sign is closed for repairs! ... Store!
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Pizzapants
Little buddy! My DATE's about to start! And is it in the BAG.
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Player
♥ Hear more
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Pizzapants
TEN DOLLAR flowers. HEART-shaped pizza. And my secret weapon..
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Pizzapants
The ol' duct tape suit I made for prom.
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Pizzapants
Little Buddy. It's a first date, you say. I'm overdoing it, you say.
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Pizzapants
But Pizzarina... I want to show her I'm serious! That I... I love her!
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Pizzapants
And, she may be a LITTLE late to our date, but... I mean...
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Pizzapants
LOOK at these MEMES! A FROG?? Riding a BICYCLE!?
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Pizzapants
If she's breaking out the vintage like this...
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Pizzapants
She's gotta be making out with me in her mind, little buddy...
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Pizzapants
... Whoops! Another new text! Sorry, little buddy, talk later.
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Narrator
ICE-E's P"E"ZZA is CLOS"E"D for NEW SIGNAG"E"!
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Narrator
Sign Is closed for repairs! ... Store!
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Narrator
... Is Going to Love it!
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Narrator
Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're Family.
Scene: Obj Diner Interior
Narrator
Kris and Susie enter the diner.
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Bratty
Aww, Krissy, are you here to buy me a free lunch?
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Player
♥ Eavesdrop on blue bunny
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Blue Bunny
Um... how long... should I, um... do this for? And, is it really...
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Bratty
I mean, think of, like, the good of society, right?
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Bratty
Like, he was always ogling girls like me and stuff...
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Bratty
Now he can be a good little boy and ogle a jpeg.
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Bratty
See? Everyone wins. Especially US, because it's real.
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Blue Bunny
W-well, I guess it won't hurt to, um... if it makes him happy, too...
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Bratty
Aww,
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Player
♥ Talk about Catty
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Bratty
Like, that cat girl? Good gators, she is OBSESSED with me.
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Bratty
This morning? We accidentally ordered THE SAME SPECIAL.
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Bratty
We had to... like, ugh! SHARE. And like, TALK. And... LAUGH?
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Bratty
And then she had the nerve to, like, UGH!, PAY FOR IT?
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Bratty
No way. Like I WANT your hairy charity. So I'm just, waiting?
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Bratty
Y' know, in... in case she comes by? So I can pay her?
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Bratty
By the way, is my makeup okay?
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Bratty
I mean, I need to look better than her. Obviously.
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Bratty
God. SO obsessed with me.
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Narrator
Hot chocolate... it's too hot to drink.
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QC
Here after church, hon? That's nice.
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QC
Let me guess, the usual special? It'll be five dollars.
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Player
♥ Yes
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QC
All right then, hon. You two sit where you like.
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Narrator
Kris and Susie sit at a table. The screen fades.
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Susie
The diner, huh...
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Susie
Haven't eaten here since... Your mom took me.
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Susie
I remember plowing into my food with a runny nose.
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Susie
I probably became every janitor's enemy after that.
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Susie
...
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Susie
But... it's funny.
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Susie
Even though I was only making a mess...
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Susie
Her face looked so... Happy.
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Susie
Just sitting there... smiling, watching me.
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Susie
...
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Susie
Kind of like you're doing now.
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Susie
...
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Susie
Jeez.
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Susie
Kris, anyone tell you your family is goddamn weird?
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Narrator
The waitress brings the food.
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Waitress
Here you go.
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Waitress
And here's a little something extra for your friend.
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Susie
Huh!?
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QC
If you need anything else, just holler.
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Susie
...
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Susie
Alright, Kris.
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Susie
Don't hold anything back.
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Narrator
Susie eats. A loud crunching sound is heard.
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Susie
... phew.
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Susie
...
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Susie
Want the last bite of my sundae?
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Player
♥ Yes please
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Susie
Too slow! Hahaha!
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Susie
So, guess we should get going, huh...?
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Susie
...?
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Susie
What are you doing? Breathing on the window...?
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Player
♥ Draw something
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Narrator
Kris draws a heart on the fogged window.
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Susie
... Is that me?
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Susie
Heh. Not bad, y'know.
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Susie
Here, lemme draw something.
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Narrator
Susie draws a crude face.
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Susie
It's you.
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Susie
Whaddya think?
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Player
♥ Accurate
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Susie
Heh, what can I say. I'm an artist.
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Susie
Even got your ear in there.
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Susie
One of them. Whatever.
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Narrator
Kris writes "Susie rulez".
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Susie
Look, I made you talk.
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Susie
"Susie rulez"?
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Player
♥ Make Susie drawing talk
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Susie
What are you--
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Susie
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT!!!
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Narrator
The drawing of Susie "talks".
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Susie (Drawing)
And then the rain fell down and..
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Susie (Drawing)
Washed everything away.
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Susie
Heh.
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Player
♥ Write something in the corner