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Noah: I got a question, I'm still trying to figure this out. Are there
people like me who just call you up like this?
John: Yes there are.
Noah: A lot?
John: Enough. You know it's funny, there's people that call up and there
assholes and I'll just hang up on them. There is other people that
call up and well you know they try to feed me bullshit, but at least
they aren't being jerks about it.
Noah: You think I'm feeding you bullshit?
John: I dunno, maybe you are or maybe you aren't. What I'm saying is that
there are people that behave like humans. So there are a few that call
in.
You know when you're working with informants, you got different
categories. You got informants you can trust and you got informants
that well hold on a second. There are some informants, that they could
tell me anything and I'd believe them. Ok, because I know them. Met
them personally maybe or known the guy for 3 or 4 years, his
information is always correct that sort of thing.
Then there is somebody like you that umm is kinda maybe a "Class 2
Informant." Gives valid phone numbers and information out, but is not
really a true informant. Then there is a "Class 3 Informant" that's
like, ahh somebody like ORYAN QUEST who calls up and turns in somebody
he doesn't like, but that's all he ever does. I don't know if you can
call them Class 1, Class 2, Class 3 exactly but that's how I look at
it.
[Shortly after this, Maxfield gave out JESTER SLUGGO's information -KL]
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Noah: How about Phucked Agent 04?
John: Oh him, his name is XXXXX and he's out in XXXXXXX.
Noah: Something like that.
John: He's one of the jerks that made death threats against me. I kinda
would like to get him.
Noah: You want his number?
John: Yeah.
Noah: Lemme see if I can catch up with him, I know a few people in LOD.
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[Noah tried to get information on KERRANG KHAN for a while and then started
asking about KARL MARX -KL]
Noah: Ok, KARL MARX.
John: Oh, he got busted along with MARK TABAS you know, I told you all about
that.
Noah: Yeah yeah.
John: He lives out in NPA XXX, but he was going to college in XXXXXXXXXX and
I don't have a number for him there.
Noah: He's probably back home now.
John: Yeah, but I probably shouldn't give out his number. He did get popped.
Noah: Aw come on.
John: Nah.
Noah: Come on.
John: Nah.
Noah: Please.
John: Nah. I probably don't have a correct number anyway.
Noah: Dude. Well if you don't have a correct number then give me the old
number.
John: Nah.
Noah: C'mon dude.
John: Nah.
Noah: Dude!
John: Nah nah. Besides I have a feeling that he wouldn't appreciate being
called up by hackers anyway.
Noah: He's still around though!
John: Is he!?
Noah: Yes.
John: Oh really.
Noah: Yes sir. Because he was talking with THE MARAUDER, you know, Todd.
John: Yeah?
Noah: Yeah.
John: That's interesting.
[They went on to discuss THE SAFECRAKER, THE SEPTIC TANK, THE TWILIGHT ZONE,
TORTURE CHAMBER, and THE FEDERATION. Maxfield reveled that he had been on
TWILIGHT ZONE back when THE MARAUDER used to run it. -KL]
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Noah: THE MARAUDER is still home, he didn't go to college.
John: Yeah, MARAUDER, now he is heavy duty.
Noah: Yeah, he knows his snit (not a typo). However, he doesn't brag about
it.
John: Well the thing is, you know is what the hell is he trying to
accomplish? I sometimes kinda wonder what motivates somebody like that.
Noah: What do you mean?
John: Well he wants to screw around with all this stuff, but what's the
point?
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SIGMUND FRAUD, MAX FILES, TOMMY HAWK, TUC, PHRACK INC., MARK TABAS, were next
to be discussed. After which MAXFIELD went on to retell a story about a
district attorney in California that referred to him as a legend in his own
time. Noah then started asking about CAPTAIN CRUNCH and Easywriter, and
Maxfield told him the story of CAPTAIN CRUNCH's latest bust.
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THE DISK JOCKEY, DOC HOLIDAY, THE MARAUDER, BIG BROTHER, ARTHUR DENT, THE
WEASEL, BILL FROM RNOC, THE 414 WIZARD, THE EXECUTIONER, and LORD DIGITAL were
next.
Then it was Noah's turn to unload (although Noah had already given out
information on many of the previously mentioned people).