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more with the new drives. You can hide a lot of stuff here offline, like |
dumps of the system, etc., to peruse. Buy a few top quality ones.. I like |
Black Watch tapes my site sells to me the most, and put some innocuous crap on |
the first few records.. data or a class program or whatever, then get to the |
good stuff. That way you'll pass a cursory check. Remember a usual site has |
THOUSANDS of tapes and cannot possibly be scanning every one; they haven't |
time. |
One thing about the Cybers -- they keep this audit trail called a "port log" |
on all PPU and CPU accesses. Normally, it's not looked at. But just remember |
that *everything* you do is being recorded if someone has the brains and the |
determination (which ultimately is from you) to look for it. So don't do |
something stupid like doing real work on your user number, log off, log right |
onto another, and dump the system. They WILL know. |
Leave No Tracks. |
Also remember the first rule of bragging: Your Friends Turn You In. |
And the second rule: If everyone learns the trick to increasing priority, |
you'll all be back on the same level again, won't you? And if you show just |
two friends, count on this: they'll both show two friends, who will show |
four... |
So enjoy the joke yourself and keep it that way. |
Fun With The Card Punch |
Yes, incredibly, CDC sites still use punch cards. This is well in keeping |
with CDC's overall approach to life ("It's the 1960's"). |
The first thing to do is empty the card punch's punchbin of all the little |
punchlets, and throw them in someone's hair some rowdy night. I guarantee the |
little suckers will stay in their hair for six months, they are impossible to |
get out. Static or something makes them cling like lice. Showers don't even |
work. |
The next thing to do is watch how your local installation handles punch card |
decks. Generally it works like this. The operators love punchcard jobs |
because they can give them ultra-low priority, and make the poor saps who use |
them wait while the ops run their poster-maker or Star Trek job at high |
priority. So usually you feed in your punchcard deck, go to the printout |
room, and a year later, out comes your printout. |
Also, a lot of people generally get their decks fed in at once at the card |
reader. |
If you can, punch a card that's completely spaghetti -- all holes punched. |
This has also been known to crash the cardreader PPU and down the system. Ha, |
ha. It is also almost certain to jam the reader. If you want to watch an |
operator on his back trying to pick pieces of card out of the reader with |
tweezers, here's your chance. |
Next, the structure of a card deck job gives lots of possibilities for fun. |
Generally it looks like this: |
JOB card: the job name (first 4 characters) |
User Card: Some user number and password -- varies with site |
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched |
Your Batch job (typically, Compile This Fortran Program). You know, FTN. |
LGO. (means, run the Compiled Program) |
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched |
The Fortran program source code |
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched |
The Data for your Fortran program |
EOF card: 6-7-8-9 are punched. This indicates: (end of deck) |
This is extremely typical for your beginning Fortran class. |
In a usual mainframe site, the punchdecks accumulate in a bin at the operator |
desk. Then, whenever he gets to it, the card reader operator takes about |
fifty punchdecks, gathers them all together end to end, and runs them through. |
Then he puts them back in the bin and goes back to his Penthouse. |
GETTING A NEW USER NUMBER THE EASY WAY |
Try this for laughs: make your Batch job into: |
JOB card: the job name (first 4 characters) |
User Card: Some user number and password -- varies with site |
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched |
COPYEI INPUT,filename: This copies everything following the EOR mark to the |
filename in this account. |
EOR Card: 7-8-9 are punched. |
Then DO NOT put an EOF card at the end of your job. |
Big surprise for the job following yours: his entire punch deck, with, of |
course, his user number and password, will be copied to your account. This is |
because the last card in YOUR deck is the end-of-record, which indicates the |
program's data is coming next, and that's the next person's punch deck, all |
the way up to -his- EOF card. The COPYEI will make sure to skip those pesky |
record marks, too. |
I think you can imagine the rest, it ain't hard. |
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