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more with the new drives. You can hide a lot of stuff here offline, like
dumps of the system, etc., to peruse. Buy a few top quality ones.. I like
Black Watch tapes my site sells to me the most, and put some innocuous crap on
the first few records.. data or a class program or whatever, then get to the
good stuff. That way you'll pass a cursory check. Remember a usual site has
THOUSANDS of tapes and cannot possibly be scanning every one; they haven't
time.
One thing about the Cybers -- they keep this audit trail called a "port log"
on all PPU and CPU accesses. Normally, it's not looked at. But just remember
that *everything* you do is being recorded if someone has the brains and the
determination (which ultimately is from you) to look for it. So don't do
something stupid like doing real work on your user number, log off, log right
onto another, and dump the system. They WILL know.
Leave No Tracks.
Also remember the first rule of bragging: Your Friends Turn You In.
And the second rule: If everyone learns the trick to increasing priority,
you'll all be back on the same level again, won't you? And if you show just
two friends, count on this: they'll both show two friends, who will show
four...
So enjoy the joke yourself and keep it that way.
Fun With The Card Punch
Yes, incredibly, CDC sites still use punch cards. This is well in keeping
with CDC's overall approach to life ("It's the 1960's").
The first thing to do is empty the card punch's punchbin of all the little
punchlets, and throw them in someone's hair some rowdy night. I guarantee the
little suckers will stay in their hair for six months, they are impossible to
get out. Static or something makes them cling like lice. Showers don't even
work.
The next thing to do is watch how your local installation handles punch card
decks. Generally it works like this. The operators love punchcard jobs
because they can give them ultra-low priority, and make the poor saps who use
them wait while the ops run their poster-maker or Star Trek job at high
priority. So usually you feed in your punchcard deck, go to the printout
room, and a year later, out comes your printout.
Also, a lot of people generally get their decks fed in at once at the card
reader.
If you can, punch a card that's completely spaghetti -- all holes punched.
This has also been known to crash the cardreader PPU and down the system. Ha,
ha. It is also almost certain to jam the reader. If you want to watch an
operator on his back trying to pick pieces of card out of the reader with
tweezers, here's your chance.
Next, the structure of a card deck job gives lots of possibilities for fun.
Generally it looks like this:
JOB card: the job name (first 4 characters)
User Card: Some user number and password -- varies with site
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched
Your Batch job (typically, Compile This Fortran Program). You know, FTN.
LGO. (means, run the Compiled Program)
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched
The Fortran program source code
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched
The Data for your Fortran program
EOF card: 6-7-8-9 are punched. This indicates: (end of deck)
This is extremely typical for your beginning Fortran class.
In a usual mainframe site, the punchdecks accumulate in a bin at the operator
desk. Then, whenever he gets to it, the card reader operator takes about
fifty punchdecks, gathers them all together end to end, and runs them through.
Then he puts them back in the bin and goes back to his Penthouse.
GETTING A NEW USER NUMBER THE EASY WAY
Try this for laughs: make your Batch job into:
JOB card: the job name (first 4 characters)
User Card: Some user number and password -- varies with site
EOR card: 7-8-9 are punched
COPYEI INPUT,filename: This copies everything following the EOR mark to the
filename in this account.
EOR Card: 7-8-9 are punched.
Then DO NOT put an EOF card at the end of your job.
Big surprise for the job following yours: his entire punch deck, with, of
course, his user number and password, will be copied to your account. This is
because the last card in YOUR deck is the end-of-record, which indicates the
program's data is coming next, and that's the next person's punch deck, all
the way up to -his- EOF card. The COPYEI will make sure to skip those pesky
record marks, too.
I think you can imagine the rest, it ain't hard.