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The Worm |
Warning: This is pretty drastic. It goes past mere self-defense in getting |
enough priority to get your homework done, or a little harmless exploration |
inside your system, to trying to drop the whole shebang. |
It works, too. |
You can submit batch jobs to the system, just as if you'd run them through the |
punchcard reader, using the SUBMIT command. You set up a data file, then do |
SUBMIT datafile. It runs separate from you. |
Now, let's say we set up a datafile named WORM. It's a batch file. It looks |
like this: |
JOB |
USER,blah (whatever -- a user number you want crucified) |
GET,WORM; get a copy of WORM |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
SUBMIT,WORM.; send it to system |
(16 times) |
(end of file) |
Now, you SUBMIT WORM. What happens? Worm makes 16 copies of itself and |
submits those. Those in turn make 16 copies of themselves (now we're up to |
256) and submit those. Next pass is 4096. Then 65536. Then... |
Now, if you're really good, you'll put on your "job card" a request for high |
priority. How? Tell the system you need very little memory and very little |
CPU time (which is true, Submit takes almost nothing at all). The scheduler |
"squeezes" in little jobs between all the big ones everyone loves to run, and |
gives ultra-priority to really tiny jobs. |
What happens is the system submits itself to death. Sooner or later the input |
queue overflows .. there's only so much space .. and the system falls apart. |
This is a particularly gruesome thing to do to a system, because if the guy |
at the console (count on it) tries the usual startup, there will still be |
copies of WORM in the input queue. First one of those gets loose, the system |
drops again. With any luck the system will go up and down for several hours |
before someone with several connected brain cells arrives at the operator |
console and coldstarts the system. |
If you've got a whole room full of computer twits, all with their hair tied |
behind them with a rubber band into a ponytail, busily running their Pascal |
and "C" compiles, you're in for a good time. One second they will all be |
printing -- the printers will be going weep-weep across the paper. Next |
second, after you run, they will stop. And they will stay stopped. If you've |
done it right they can't get even get a status. Ha, ha. |
The faster the CPU, the faster it will run itself into the ground. |
CDC claims there is a limit on the number of jobs a user number can have in |
the system. As usual they blew it and this limit doesn't exist. Anyway, it's |
the input queue overflow that kills things, and you can get to the input queue |
without the # of jobs validation check. |
Bear in mind that *anything* in that batch file is going to get repeated ten |
zillion times at the operator console as the little jobs fly by by the |
thousands. So be sure to include some charming messages, like: |
job,blah |
user,blah |
* eat me! |
get,worm |
submit,worm .. etc. |
There will now be thousands of little "eat me!"'s scrolling across the console |
as fast as the console PPU can print them. |
Generally at this point the operator will have his blood pressure really |
spraying out his ears. |
Rest assured they will move heaven and earth to find you. This includes past |
dayfiles, user logs, etc. So be clean. Remember, "Revenge is a dish best |
served cold." If you're mad at them, and they know it, wait a year or so, |
until they are scratching their heads, wondering who hates them this much. |
Also: make sure you don't take down a really important job someone else is |
doing, okay? Like, no medical databases, and so forth. |
Now, for a really deft touch, submit a timed/event job. This "blocks" the job |
for awhile, until a given time is reached. Then, when you're far, far away, |
with a great alibi, the job restarts, the system falls apart, and you're |
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