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❤️ https://t.co/XhTp0T7P7z Almond milk yogurt is dark sided Not me cleaning out my car to have it detailed and dropping an 800 piece puzzle in the Whole Foods parking lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The fact that Rudolph’s homies bullied him about his nose right up until Santa asked him to guide his sleigh 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Now that the sun goes down at 5pm my mood lighting, fuzzy blanket, apple candle time is also 5pm It’s always dudes with a 1998 Honda Civic who wanna rev up their engines at 100db like sweet baby are you SURE you want to draw attention to yourself? Mask era has taken my talking to myself habit to the extreme corn kernel skins are like.. So resilient. Go off queen I made a vloggy vlog of my Nashville show! I'm gonna start making these for my mom lol
Watch the full: https://t.co/wWzMpKE02U https://t.co/Gum3Fu9RsB @YouKnowZach Omg what happened text me @YouKnowZach About your bf???? SHOW TONIGHT IN NASHVILLE!!!!!!!!!
https://t.co/L0Bm7xwebO https://t.co/9YC7Lb6cx6 @sorrrylol OMG——- Someone just came up to me and was like “can I ask u a question” and I told them no 🤐 sry just not feeling it at all That SHEIN pumpkin spice latte tore my stomach up https://t.co/jdIn8gjmM6 “Have you ever been to upstate New York in the fall? The foliage is bananas”
Somethin I said out loud yesterday Bro yesterday in therapy I learned that experiencing and expressing anger can actually be a healthy thing https://t.co/Jo1DNzfMFX @terrellgrice William Howard Taft bro first of all my bestie Maris Jones has the same last name as me but also is killing it in her career and is getting married next year and i get to witness the coolest wedding ever to take place in new york city im screaming. @unkneauxn Omg it’s not? Now I feel bad for my 2020 self lmao @JasonIsbell What’s your favorite candy? Mine is the sour gummy bears from Albanese but sometimes they hurt my tummy lol @Brandino_Saur 😂 Besties I have friendship advice that nobody asked for cause someone in my DMs asked me.
Have high standards. Befriend people you look up to. Communicate with tact and authenticity. Be loyal. Respect their time. Resolve conflict. Identify and discontinue toxic friendships. Not gonna flex I would die in squid game if they told me to tell u left from right without doin the L thing w my fingers @ArielDumas https://t.co/IWml5rKc20 Now that I take an SSRI this is what all my dreams are like https://t.co/HQzfMIWl10 My manager finessed my guest list for the harry styles show and I wanna dress up as dr Phil to throw him off @YouKnowZach I agree I took an antihistamine w my anxiety medicine on accident the other day and this is what my brain did https://t.co/F8STvwca8z TRADER JOE’S LEMON BARS My boyfriend just boo’d me in his sleep @brasstracks @torikelly @TylerSamJ @ilsey Bro send me it now Grandpa passed away this morning. This is my favorite memory of him for sure. ❤️ Playing Nashville in less than a month!! Get tickets at https://t.co/iWMhQaf1kG https://t.co/zEPd0b0nZo @waytred …But sir @JasonIsbell One time I made Dave Cobb giggle two times over a fart joke Like my status if you think brown listerine is battery acid @Tacovazzi Nashville bout to be the corporate gooch of the south @Tacovazzi It’s tragic! @kevharrison_ Happy Birthday!!!! @noahdavis50 How do people say the *meanest* things without meaning it like that I did a piss poor job of living beneath my means at today’s visit to Trader Joe’s Omg an opera album .@JeffBezos May I please have $600,000? @unkneauxn Yea Omg it came true that’s crazy 11:11 I wish to be gorgeous sexy and talented Do you live in Nashville, TN? .@claires do y’all do lobotomies *told my bad lol If God is real when I die I’m gonna ask her why we can’t digest corn shells Omg I never tell y’all I fell in love!!!!!! https://t.co/0WCyoKJbUY @smoothposer @_benjvmins_ Not malm 💀 @BforBrandonn 👏👏👏👏👏 ❤️OFFICIAL NASHVILLE RESCHEDULE❤️ Can't wait for 11/10! all tickets purchased for the original 9/3 date will be honored. @YouKnowZach and Fresh Lady joining the bill. SEE YOU THERE??
tickets still available: https://t.co/FnXMij2EPP
cc @mercylounge https://t.co/svk0CidncL Disclaimer none of my criticisms towards the 1% ever apply to Rihanna because I love her What’s an album you love so much that when you discovered it, it was on repeat for months? @yebbasmith Stand is on repeat. I’m blown away goddess Do y’all think it’s part of sound techs’ job description to have their butt cracks out As a society we’re not only self destructing in the face of a global pandemic but I think we’re also not talking enough about how spectacular apple sauce is As a Sagittarius I would probably do this Unfortunately I am so hot that I have developed severe stomach ulcers My show tonight in Nashville is being postponed. Thank you to the crew for accommodating. Thank you to the fans for the support. I love you and plan to see you soon. https://t.co/QYVLQkA7HL TOMORROW IN NASHVILLE! See you there? https://t.co/OCVCGD7clm https://t.co/5KREek6QiH Can y’all send me cute pictures of your pets @pinesmaybelle No!!!!!! Hey yall that was the best show of my life last night mmkuy I love y’all https://t.co/GerioQMJaS Me last night in NYC https://t.co/BMaJ1KOudP @frysmerchbooth R u already home??????? R U IN NEW YORK??? Did I tell y’all that one time I was on the subway I pulled out a blue jolly rancher and and this man a few rows away did the same and we made tender jolly rancher eye contact It’s the same people who won’t take the vaccine that don’t wear socks going through airport security smh bro The FDA approved the Pfizer vaccine but not BBLs don’t text :( I know like 10 people who say the vaccine is not safe who also do cocaine with strangers at least quarterly @AriLennox Artists who never miss put out a record like every 3 years. Taking their time to prioritize making a greattttt record. Lianne La Havas is the first one who comes to mind! It would save mine I love lasagna Yea i am I don’t remember if I dreamt this or saw it in a tik tok but according to either my dream or tik tok hairy toes are a sign of great circulation Hi ❤️ merch booths at my gigs will support the following local non-profits.
8/25 NYC - Women for Afghan Women - protecting rights of Afghan women
8/27 ATL - Friends of Refugees, promoting abundant life for refugees
9/3 NASH - Bridge Refugees, protecting and assisting refugees LIKE A WEEK AWAY FROM LIVE SHOWSSSSS 🤩 but like are you guys ready????
8/25 NYC
8/27 ATL
9/3 NASH https://t.co/ZkCIYqtM87 LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🤩 https://t.co/Q9NY6ThYLK @TheHunterHall @pinesmaybelle 💕 @____alethea____ I believe you should My show in Nashville on 9/3 is VAX or NEGATIVE TEST only! Love you 💘 People get so shook when they get called out. You’re upset someone’s expressing faith in your growth? Otay den bro i just saw that ive been paying for two netflix accounts for a year. BONEHEADDARY!!!!!!!!! @YCP4EVRRR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead Here's what it's like doing vocals in the studio with @rhettshull 😂😂
Also I made y'all a @Spotify playlist to celebrate "I Wanna Run" ❤️ https://t.co/Yx3rA2O3ea all my faves and all my friends https://t.co/4DLneMKEri @notsummer00 ❤️ SO EXCITED TO BE BACK ON STAGE
8/25 - New York City, NY
8/27- Atlanta, GA
9/3- Nashville, TN
Vax up and mask up homies- we’re gonna party safely. Grab your tickets at https://t.co/L0Bm7xwebO https://t.co/CQf7E9luyT @pinesmaybelle I got the vaccine and it made me way hotter smarter funnier and more talented Why is Kanye west renting out my local covid 19 vaccination site Marc….It’s the polar opposite of elitist that @JasonIsbell is enforcing extra safety protocols to keep his event as safe as possible - he is actually directly protecting less privileged folks who are more predisposed to all of the dangers of COVID Thank you for the love I Wanna Run💘 Here’s the three main parts of my recording process- write, demo, and master. For this song I wrote this by myself, did the demo in GarageBand, and hit up my homie Rhett to produce and help arrange it. ANYONE CAN DO IT - MAKE MUSIC MMMKUY!!!!? https://t.co/nVxjrB2SaS tell me ur anti vax without telling me ur anti vax incredible crew:
Written by me
Produced/co-arranged by @rhettshull
Co-engineered/mixed by Andy MacDonald
Performed by me, Rhett Shull and Chad Collins
Mastered by Joe LaPorta
Live vid
Directed by Rhett Shull
Shot by Tilly Shull and Hunter Tredway
Audio by Andy MacDonald new song "I WANNA RUN" is out now!🧚‍♀️
LISTEN: https://t.co/acauBmISoB
LIVE VID: https://t.co/Dkctzc974k https://t.co/2EbKXhv79D https://t.co/Q6uCUuoJo0 (And so are you). If you’re struggling I want you to know you are not alone and I stand with you in solidarity and support.
I’ll see you soon with a new song
(Thread fin) cortisol my body produces (medication and regular exercise are totally my vibe!!!) I feel balanced and stable for the first time in years. I definitely still have bad days, but I feel like I’m stepping into the woman I’m meant to become. I am a healing soul, not a broken one(5/?) I’d fail in life because my mind wasn’t all the way there. I truly was not ok. I started seeing a therapist every week. We have done brutal work and have talked extensively about things that I never wanted to think about. We sought out ways I can deal with the extra (4/?) We have a lot of work to do to end the stigma surrounding mental health and expand quality accessible resources for *everyone* in the United States. Maybe sharing my own experience with it will be a step in the right direction. I’d like to preface my story by acknowledging
(2/?) Hey y’all my new song “I Wanna Run” comes out at midnight EST. This is a pic of me hiking and I have a story otay! I’ve never been so raw about my mental health in my music but I realize that with the humble platform I have, my story is valuable and can help someone. (Thread) https://t.co/8tX3LmyJMS MY NIGHTMARE Criticizing me is a HIPPA violation OOF ITS AUGUST
-new single I WANNA RUN out 8/3
-live shows in NYC, ATL, and Nashville (https://t.co/iWMhQaf1kG) https://t.co/cdoy7hLKyM This not the pretty patties episode of spongebob? @ninaannnelson You’re good at it I Wanna Run comes out Tuesday photo by @jacqu_justice https://t.co/dogqzeTEUi @brasstracks Go see Deez!!!! In Bed Stuy!!! @LoloZouai I hope this ain’t me @JerryTravisDrum One time my eye twitched for like 4 weeks and it drove me NUTSSSSS but it finally went away after eye drops , magnesium and adequate sleep! @JerryTravisDrum Also eye drops @JerryTravisDrum Try taking magnesium!! Being the funny friend is a drag when you share you’ve been in therapy for a year and everyone starts cracking up 😕 Written by me. Produced and co-arranged by my good friend @rhettshull. Co-engineered and mixed by Andy MacDonald. Performed by me, Rhett, and Chad Collins. Cover image by @jacqu_justice. Animation by @waytred. “I WANNA RUN” - new song out on Tuesday August 3rd. It’s been a minute since I’ve been able to make music but my therapist and I are really starting to put in some work. https://t.co/FkbOM9UbS8 @madisincognito Omg did you fly over glacier National park?!? .@lucydacus @phoebe_bridgers Hey ladies I had a dream that we were on fear factor and the host made y’all eat canned cat food but lucy couldn’t so she walked off the set but phoebe liked it so she ate the whole can. They just made me eat a strawberry pop tart without frosting So glad my name twin is thriving Bro I just saw that an old ex got engaged to a girl he cheated on me with https://t.co/0d6krouKbr Ugh same that guy sucked @lucyscomet Oof condolences @phn1x As she should @mrs_shreedded @kinsjenner Y’all gotta invite me out now that I have a bf @theyhateetosee @_benjvmins_ Angel where is the dress from!!!! @unkneauxn https://t.co/PqfHwd6Pir For me the Macarena goes stupid @unkneauxn Who bro tell me everything @bails2021 @pinesmaybelle Why @yebbasmith Can u send it to me now lol If u wear flip flops in the airport ur different @jayniebabyy Thank you!! Photo by Jacqueline Justice https://t.co/ERvAFSkfvu Didnt Vulfpeck do this HAHAHAH https://t.co/UBsatsexzK For a sack of meat and bones I sure have a lot of feelings @sampolonsky The opposite I dunno yall for me Jojo Siwa goes hard Me with Rascal Flats Everyone thank Normani I want y’all to know that the other day at a Whole Foods Sophie turner was nice to me @TMZ Tickets to see me live in New York City, Atlanta and Nashville are on sale now at https://t.co/L0Bm7xwebO
Thank you Bill Withers for Lully Day 💘💘💘 https://t.co/5DEIDbA3yD @unkneauxn Tell me everything Crazy how every time I spend money on my credit card the bill goes up I’ve never snapped out of my feelings so quick 💀💀💀 Bro did I tell y’all about the time my therapist was helping me get over a break up and I told her “I’m gonna miss him cause he teaches me new words” and she said “girl go buy a dictionary???” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @pinesmaybelle But so peaceful!! THIS DRESS 🥵 @Reformation https://t.co/3uBlnIvGlv OPENERS FOR AUGY SEPTEMBY FUN RUN ANNOUNCED. ❤️🔥✨ feel mega blessed to share the stage with talented homies. https://t.co/L0Bm7xwebO https://t.co/PNZxDY2ATZ My dream last night was crazy and the standout was that I had an abnormal surplus of nose hair Guys I wanna be real… I am convinced that North Dakota is a made up place Vocal styles are fonts and Bjork sings in wingdings ALL DATES FOR AUGY SEPTEMBY FUN RUN!! ❤️✨ Tickets on sale now at https://t.co/L0Bm7xwebO I’m so excited to tell y’all the openers 👀 https://t.co/fiDrUJOuhs @terrellgrice She’s gotta stick to burp farting on air @sakarigreenwell wb Sneakernight The US judicial system once again devastates me for making serial rapist Bill Cosby a free man while Britney Spears remains held in captivity and sedated against her will with no bodily autonomy. I feel so! incredibly! sad about it! Supporting my peers is such a vibe! BROOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tickets and more info soon https://t.co/3UznsMRuyZ I’ll have you know that once a quarter I will snap out of a dead sleep at 4am with a whole song idea in my dome and I must execute it before I return to sleepies @sakarigreenwell 😂 @coraisabel He did what now queen? Ummmm So bro this Britney situation is human trafficking with a legal loophole. Y’all not seeing this? Honestly shout out to pepper jack cheese But maybe I should just have a seat and stop poorly managing my expectations of ethics in my industry… cuz like duh Suzy show business is gross I’m also like …. Man… H.E.R. is such a virtuosic talent that has inspired me for years. I STUDIED her tiny desk performance. She’s been the blueprint for women who take musicianship seriously. This one sincerely hurts Chr*s Br*wn has a 13 year timeline of violence towards women that averages one *documented* offense per year. His most recent documented assault was TWO DAYS AGO. @jakewrogers Well you better follow back @AshleyStrongarm HAHAHHAA I’m incredibly disappointed to see a Chr*s Br*wn feature on the new H.E.R. album .@theRyanLerman my phone is charging in the other room otherwise id text u this but i think me, u, jack, jeff, and justin would make a real good record just sayin this is also an aggressive subtweet to all coffee shops without good restrooms i hate yall and yall stress me out if i ever become rich im gonna open a coffee shop with incredible restroom facilities with great amenities. if im selling a laxative im gonna hook it up for yall you know? @JordanMackampa 😂😂😂 @rettmadison Atlanta bestie @tylerthecreator @joyoladokun 678-999-8212 @hashtagcatie Wait I literally have therapy every Wednesday @mcarchie @davebarnesmusic This is so well delivered that I can’t tell if you’re joking or not @noahdavis50 Dm me the tea im tryna be pressed about something that doesn’t matter 😂 @geraldstratfor3 No worries king! @VINCINT_ WOW💘💘💘💘💘💘 @vronselby Let’s unpack this queen @kaylajadesings Right????? He be SANGIN @abazzan @JasonIsbell Bestie Be nice to Jason Isbell Brooooo the lead singer of rascal flats shouted me out yesterday lol I woke up to my cat holding my hand. I can pass on now @jakewrogers HAHA OK BJORK Surprise! 💘 New song JUNE with @davebarnesmusic out NOW!!!
https://t.co/7jGDe8MB9X https://t.co/fNGBtdxieW https://t.co/cinKyDK9ix @jakewrogers I need a bigger diva cup babe @lawrencetheband No I’m sensitive @AshleyStrongarm Yeah except for Maris Bout to eat a raspberry without washing it who do I think I am Living on the intersection of delight and chaos (putting ice cream instead of creamer in my coffee) Corn on the cob goes hard but it’s sus that we can’t digest the kernels. @FBI explain My bestie alleges that the fruity pebbles coffee creamer with matcha is god tier 100 likes and I’ll tell y’all what the daycare kid did to the bouncy ball I won in 2nd grade The Lizzie McGuire Movie is hands down the best Wes Anderson film @pinesmaybelle 😂😂😂 I am so sorry https://t.co/pxYKCgF0aX @linoizm on it bestie https://t.co/WF8iXWB0xM what yall doin im making new music @waytred lmao fug @ninaannnelson Good for her https://t.co/28U1lJieCl Suggested serving sizes are rude .@PhilCollinsFeed thank you in general besties i wanna get on twitter again to relay how incredible it is to have an album by a teenager that is HONEST and VULNERABLE- i remember as a teen you wouldnt have caught me dead showing either feeling but inside i was nothing but. @Olivia_Rodrigo ur a star The fact that out of everything THIS was my claim to fame https://t.co/FuvHRddcOu @ninaannnelson Bestie I told you to text me!!!!! Omg y’all this is so late stage capitalism of me but I just had my first 13 hour day in awhile and I kinda enjoyed it Teenage Suzy Jones feels so seen by the new Olivia album The mint in my mojito counts as I ate salad today correct? @JasonIsbell What ab a Buffalo Wild Wings? @mrs_shreedded That’s not Becky that’s Tucker Dixon @rillogutsnvomit @kinsjenner sydney we were SCREAM LAUGHING in between shots @matttclucas @StevieWonder key of life, talking book, for once in my life boiiiii .@StevieWonder is the kindest and most talented man our industry will ever know @kinsjenner I was tryin so hard not to laugh my bestie and i dressed up as truckers and pulled up to JC penny and got pics done lmaooooo https://t.co/FTl8gHDREH My stage presence https://t.co/ShhPLULsFS Who decided we were doing breakfast cupcakes (muffins) and calling them healthy? I just wanna say thank you My ego and my highest self arguing consistently https://t.co/bI2h37RBYL @mistachrish Come over @ninaannnelson Omg text me I wanna know @alexisgoode01 I tried OPI and it didn’t work for me! The nail laquer one I just watched someone put ketchup on their spaghetti so I’m gonna book an emergency sesh w my therapist Heyyyyyyy bill https://t.co/jTu2ygpTgG omg crazy how this ben n jerrys pint at my house disappeared in 24 hours???? @ninaannnelson Girl text me rn Does anybody in Atlanta want to split a Costco membership ONE YEAR❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/W6ygjuEflK @pinesmaybelle I wanna know girl text me Just got my second vaccine and also I put some live songs on YouTube and streaming platforms 🤠✨ https://t.co/Y9ZpPQX5H8 ILYSM PENNY!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/bVkuGuFh01 Live in one hour for @lonelytownlive https://t.co/72d1V1BkEP https://t.co/EnwhpK36o6 Slinging vocals tomorrow night at 9 for @lonelytownlive on the internet see you there?
LINK TO VIEW: https://t.co/zwydidLcGP https://t.co/vr7kCzaZBs @lonelytownlive HAHAHAHAH My @lonelytownlive set airs Saturday April 24th at 9pm EST on YouTube 😌 https://t.co/Un0o4Qh1id @notsummer00 Ykw they are loquats @notsummer00 Guavas possibly @theRyanLerman Let’s do one My @lonelytownlive set airs in one week! Saturday April 24th at 9pm EST on YouTube. This is a free online event with virtual tip jars on Venmo and CashApp. See you there? Photo by Bella Guerra
More Details: https://t.co/MXtzcRVeAa https://t.co/PBXri7eNBZ By observing Grimes in the media I am under the impression that her music has dial up modem energy My highest self fighting my ego twelve times per day https://t.co/TCGHPS4ocn i wanna deep fry myself in @ilovelucius album good grief i can kinda sing tho lol Can one of y’all help me with YouTube hashtags? I’m YouTube illiterate. When I was a preteen I went through a bologna phase and I made a music video for my friend and his parents offered to pay me but I had no concept of currency so I just asked them to make me a bologna sandwich instead @hurblub Real mvp🙌 My @lonelytownlive set airs on Saturday April 24th at 9pm EST on YouTube! This is a free online event with virtual tip jars on Venmo and Cashapp. 🥵💃 See you there? https://t.co/zZveRLgxJP Thank god I learned how to sing bro .@POTUS where is my stimbo I over salted my Parm broc https://t.co/qFpRsBER3v @ninaannnelson Give me your phone right now @ninaannnelson 😂 Jesus Christ on this day allegedly https://t.co/Qgkwr0awE4 @pinesmaybelle LOL BYE So mayonnaise is just sandwich lotion huh? Besties I have a gig!! Excited to announce that I am a headlining artist for @lonelytownlive’s Soulful Spring, streaming from YouTube on Saturday April 24th at 9pm EST sharp nerd. I will see you on the World Wide Web The coffee and the probiotic in my gut arguing over which will control my GI tract today https://t.co/mDLvYNy1NX The fact that Bank of America’s acronym is BOFA sends me into orbit once every three business days Metro atlanta the good mall was Lenox the bad mall was Shannon @sluttyseagull Slim Jim and blue Gatorade @pinesmaybelle I BEEN TRYNA SAY THIS!!!!!!!! @YouKnowZach I’m so glad you are ok! Something I did not think about at my hit and run that I wish I did, note your coordinates and assess the surroundings and see if any buildings have security cameras! Might be able to spot them I got to FaceTime with my new friend Aaron a couple months ago and we got to talk about my record, my life, the industry, my friends, what’s coming up, all kinds of stuff really. He wrote a lovely article about me and it’s a great read. Link below!
https://t.co/r4xgNGXXWv https://t.co/Zhx8lzSuzR No offense but if your produce is about to go bad just sauté them all and serve over rice @rettmadison Hi bab I lived there for four years text meeee Got my vaccine. One crazy symptom is that my cheeks got super swollen https://t.co/HMNodfcZEz This vaccination site is not a drive through so it was not my most iconic idea to show up in my pajamas @pinesmaybelle R u at Sally’s rn? Lol @lawrencetheband Lmao my god Vanessa The Pythagorean Theorem low key fell off If you don’t like arugula grow up Wow🥲 https://t.co/BOegCqLz6R @KamariCopeland https://t.co/Z5KjpQyJ6R Yesterday I took a depression nap AND a hot girl walk @SpongeBob I agree WAP Someone just “are you Suzy Jones”’d me and I said YA THANKS FOR NOTICING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @JasonIsbell Bro https://t.co/t6ELZ9cYTU After watching the Billie Eilish documentary I learned that you can literally be ***Billie Eilish*** and still be treated like shit by a boy @teddyswims I agree https://t.co/FFMSxz7EJF @bathesnboytears Hiiiiii can I have the link to this place? 🥰 Hey so two things
February in general is sus. a 28 day month seems like a scam by m*n
doctors where does the contents of my diva cup go when I’m laying down I think I should be a sugar baby because I’m charming and I enjoy money LOOK AT MY BESTIES!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/O5FtbMvFu0 @stasneymav Where you going to @AndersonPaak i would pay @KevinOGarrett to punch me in the face @KevinOGarrett @yelyahwilliams KEVIN CUT IT OUT RN @KamariCopeland yes 100% *YOU* live in a society
*I* live in a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell My downstairs neighbor is listening to Whitney at full blast at 8am which I understand thats necessary but I was trying to catch some extra Z’s 😞 @pinesmaybelle Guh I ate it Not to ruin anyone’s night but I put a cookout burger in the microwave and it.....melted..... I would like to say (for the press) shout out to all condiments OMG BRO I MET MISS JUICY @KevinOGarrett I’ll be your balentime @rhettshull If you were limited to bringing only one guitar pedal with you on tour, which one would it be any why? @rhettshull Not crispy 😂 People who abuse food service workers are bad people Them: what ur ethnicity
Me: https://t.co/ixAyVjAO86 @JasonIsbell @amandashires THOSE ARE THE BEST GUMMY BEARS HAVE YOU TRIED THE SOUR ONES At 25 I have,
•irritable bowel syndrome Idk who needs to hear this but charcoal strips your teeths’ enamel so stop using it bro! When the pandemic is over and we no longer have to wear masks I’m still gonna talk to myself under my breath in public and I own that .@Wendys forgot my nugget sauce don’t text https://t.co/19oIZQ4FMi @sakarigreenwell LOL when should i tell my dentist that my name is not Savannah? it's been 3 years and i've just been going with it @KevinOGarrett HAHA KEVIN Username: UDaBomb411
Password: Hot2Go
I was in third grade Imma make oatmeal sourdough pancakes! Bro my friend just sent me a photo of an atlanta nightclub at full capacity last night gimme tips for how to not let it ruin my day Australian people be like Nar If you don’t like arugula grow up Since I’m the conductor of my destiny I’ve decided that my zodiac sign is now Hidden Valley Ranch and no longer Sagittarius What key is this song in bro https://t.co/YcyUxZ1Nl9 @_ashleone_ Bro I’m the polar opposite I’m entirely too good at verbalizing and observing my precise emotions and not actually good at *feeling* them @sluttyseagull Good morning @pinesmaybelle Which one of us is it @jaowrites “Thank you for apologizing”when you’re owed one “no apology necessary” when you’re not owed one In spite of life’s ups and downs I remain under contract to live la vida loca I love how I’m a whole performer who can sing for a crowd of thousands but put me in any social situation where more than 10 people are present and I be like https://t.co/DRn9wY2CtP “You ain’t even looking at me when you just want a taste. It’s okay”
“I know you’ll be with somebody else by dawn but I’ll stick around”
“I don’t want you I don’t need you but I’ll stay”
Damn 2017 Suzy Jones was on some self sabotaging bullshit bro I wake up at 5:30...in bed by 9:30.... and I just bought myself a naval orange as a treat. I identify as an elderly woman @rhettshull https://t.co/JjfUQExsiM @codyjacobmusic I currently have those in my house and I choked on them cause they dried my throat out @TheRealTriscuit run me a check bro Why are my fellow caucasians pretending that triscuits are pleasant to eat? Why do I pick out apples at the grocery store like they’re tarot cards. It’s been 6 minutes Why y’all pulling your masks down to sneeze??? y’all pull your pants down to fart too??? Bill withers been the dude Thank you so much @staceyabrams @scarypockets @britneyspears @storiesacoustic Can y’all send me this clip so I can post it to ig lol Help I’ve been scalped India Arie commented on my vocal chords https://t.co/cZuRxdJ6hP @ALLTHINGSZOURRY Soon queen 😌 @ALLTHINGSZOURRY Thank you so much Me when new things are on my mind Girl it’s been a day where can I get a lobotomy @beckycali https://t.co/m2ocjmvpJh Someone who decorated their car with plastic ornamental testicles called me a libtard good morning @beckycali What about your stimmy queen @KevinOGarrett I like maybe more than perhaps for that one @rhettshull Well if it isn’t I know what my New Years Resolution is Good morning to everyone except for Mitch McConnell and people with high rise butt cracks who wear low rise jeans If you’ve ever eaten a slim jim don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine @KevinOGarrett Yea https://t.co/0rVcTmtXEa My IBS? Chronic. @kinsjenner Bro my therapist told me that closure is just a verbal explaination of something a person has already shown you Kevin Garrett knows who I am so I’ll be passing on Georgia!! Let’s get out and vote for @ReverendWarnock and @ossoff in the runoff election. I did! 💙 https://t.co/nFYAisdLXS @satanspeedsup BAHAHA 🎄The Christmas Song🎄 with @JonLampleyMusic https://t.co/MFW5UL4IGM https://t.co/m0R8QPKm8o @mistachrish Omg 🎄💚🎄❤️ Merry Chrit Mit!!! @richmusicrich 😂 @DrTAttah Precisely! I decided that going forward I will be living exclusively la vida loca. The duality of a woman https://t.co/qlWDy5n7uh Bro I just advocated for myself in a friendly and non contentious way and saved $4 @geraldstratfor3 I love you Soon it will be Christmas Day 🎄 https://t.co/GU4MVP7oi5 So Jersey shore is not a comedy? Use gender neutral pronouns in yo love songs when u write them so everyone can enjoy @MovieManny 😘😘😘😘😘😭 @linoizm But I luh cheem creems If you pretend your unflavored and unsweetened Greek yogurt is cream cheese it’s so much more fun to eat Bro the cuts to the audience 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/4lfC8l4QOU @rhettshull Should I call the law? @rhettshull YO https://t.co/kqpOWnsr5Y @AshleyStrongarm Bro Gary @bexbunni Van slides babe Me and a random note on my phone https://t.co/YsglNXauFZ @loneamorphous You will be love Richard Saunders is my favorite vocalist send tweet @AshleyStrongarm My therapist said I need to set aside one whole day a week where I strategically schedule absolutely nothing and sincerely give myself the day off @beckycali Stir the pot honey @John_Cotey Same but in 2017! ❤️ Thank you ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/usQgitz9UO Sometimes I feel like a wiener on a fork https://t.co/jJTn5DHHYJ He kinda wavy though........... My dad has josh groban on repeat... @beckycali 3c2 So excited to see what artists I’m nominated for Grammys with one day. I feel like I already know who some of them are 🥰🥰🥰 @_benjvmins_ White Chicks I am honestly shocked bro @ItsASchoolNight Omgggggg I want y’all to know that Earth Wind and Fire records vocals on an SM7B Purchase your favorite independent artists’ music! ❤️ That is all @harrisonposting @mspragins313 Bro @mistachrish I love you @MegamindStunt Omg hbd! @MegamindStunt Is today your bidet? @sakarigreenwell I’ll be ur ig giveaway @ anytime queen I miss Stevie Wonder. I had one 24 second interaction with him in January 2019 but I miss him. Me forgetting to crop his pic is him pranking me My album hit one million @Spotify streams on my late brother’s 38th birthday. He’s always looking out for me! ❤️ thanks for listening https://t.co/Z3ipwtp4bD .@ChrisStapleton What’s your deal bro? Why do you put out consistently fantastic albums? Grow up bro. @frankieplsrelax @MattPostSaysHi is one of the only funny men @beckycali Me king You’re senile. Crying https://t.co/47GtpHVYQE Can someone please send me this full video https://t.co/y0UxHmFtZd https://t.co/W9exqnil3R Would anyone like to see four images of me with a snake on my head @mradamscott @HomesForOurTrps https://t.co/yMET39kgTZ @sluttyseagull @BacksliderDee Excuse me what about THIS one?
https://t.co/zswpoUO0Pp @BigPoppaMatthew Honda, Nissan or Toyota don’t waste your money on anything else! We’ve got a comedian on our hands https://t.co/bAfSpYdUiO https://t.co/8N4QWzVExI The first female vice president of the United States is a black woman!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I’m so proud of us GA😭❤️I really thought we were gonna look like some yee yee fascist hillbillies and I am so glad we’re shining through💙💙💙 @JasonIsbell Can I be on it I live in Georgia Funny how now that my credit score up all the card companies wanna send me mail 👀where were y’all when I was on the come up🤔🤔🤔smh industry is so fake💯 Even if @realDonaldTrump loses the presidential election, he’s still eligible to win BOFA @kinsjenner Well it was holler worthy Jack Johnson was really just vibing I miss him Actual footage of @DonaldJTrumpJr claiming victory of Michigan just seconds before Michigan goes blue https://t.co/Q2hMhRUX3i This has Doug Dimmadome energy @MonicaLewinsky @Twitter I like politico!! @quenblackwell Bad queen PLEASE VOTE!!!!!!! THIS MEANS NOTHING UNTIL 11/4/2020 I have no context to provide https://t.co/2EOSPGW82r Hey @Chobani I am a huge fan of your yogurt. Have y’all considered a line of flavored yogurt with like.... half the jam? The low sugar ones aren’t very good tbh. Would love options where there’s just less of the sweetened fruit incorporated https://t.co/lyWsNKYDXo Fuck Do you brush your teeth in the shower? YES IT’S SO EFFICIENT!!!!! @thealexnewell Screaming https://t.co/Pf6P1VJ7Mz @_ashleone_ Omg the taco truck by the Vermont Beverly station girl. Across from the latinx market cc @kennyyouch does this taco truck have a name??? Please prioritize voting this election @ChyMoen34 Sending love Voting is so important, my people! This election, I chose to hand deliver my ballot instead of mailing in or voting in person. When I got my ballot I set aside a day to get on the computer to research all candidates and all topics. Then I ate pizza in the bubble bath 🥰 https://t.co/gZeJ5zkeTV @br00bs This one https://t.co/ls9GpwIfYc @beckycali You dropped this 👑 I love Johnny Bravo! Today I waxed my toes @KaceyMusgraves Hey girl have u voted yet Me checking @Spotify every day to see if my album hit 1m steams https://t.co/rfzvh6nzaE Body shaming a teenager? Honestly all I can send you is healing vibes bro..... I hope you’re ok and reach out if you need someone to talk to @MovieManny You got this king! My doctor just told me that men eligible to vote in the US who don’t vote statistically have extremely tiny peepees! Why does everyone forget how to drive once it starts raining? @beckycali Bc Santa came early for you allowing you a platform to exit your toxic relationship and flourish ONE YEAR OF TONIGHT!!! https://t.co/M66LDH4xcX @KevinOGarrett You know why baby Even when a man has nothing, he still has the audacity @beckycali Next weekkkkk @Thundercat @kinsjenner Add one to a bass solo honey Happy Birthday to the one and only @terrellgrice! https://t.co/xt1OD8tLyU I am short circuiting Mentally I’m at the Dimsdale Dimmadome I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and just finding out Jim Carey’s a hottie???? https://t.co/us0UMhyPb6 @kinsjenner Boo @stevenpage @JasonIsbell yyyyyy’its been @sakarigreenwell Did you like it? I was thinkig about buying some! @sakarigreenwell ON VALENTINES DAY @sorrrylol They’re funny tho so imma keep em lmao @Beyonce i bet you wear a mask you are so cool Someone wake me up if any of these tweets go viral Can someone tell me who made this go viral? Was it a celebrity or did I actually say something funny lol @JasonIsbell Bold but I agree @Garrett_Watts CHEETAH GIRLS @christinee_noel Excuse me vocals drop the teaser Can’t believe it’s September already https://t.co/QJNhzSRv9S @HarrisLondarel That’s what’s up!! You’re incredible!!! cc @lawrencetheband please weigh in @paulamsntn @dolantwintrashh Like thank you so much for the TL;DR Vanessa @Beee_kindd ❤️❤️❤️ @liannelahavas https://t.co/ElfEeJRfuw @rettmadison River deep mountain high gets me every time Bach originally wrote Sneakernight. Vanessa Hudgens’s cover made it famous Serious question does this sample Nikka Costa’s Like a Feather? @KamariCopeland HAHA If anyone can tell me what key this song is please let me know https://t.co/YDyfsO6GUu @yebbasmith @Emilykingmusic That’s suuuuuch a phenomenal album !!!!! I have many breakfast cookin twerking sessions to that album cuz most my dopamine is released in the morning lol My favorite pastime is unfollowing people who attend house parties in a pandemic @kinsjenner I’ve never heard you snore @BigHern HAHAHAHA What have I done https://t.co/6Hed4Ed91A I will ASAP baby!!!!! <3 @AddyMadison <333 i want to see these acapella videos though! @koolaidkathrine @mistachrish I miss that sweet baby❤️🥺 @summernycolee amaaaaaaazing! I've had so much fun singing that one with fans at shows @imwithevan 😂😂 @sabrina_brush Wowww you BEEN around ❤️❤️ @choffman1995 ICONIC✨❤️🥳 @gobblefunker 🥺 @Spotify rides hard for me. Thank you so much for listening!! @lilhaleyy_ I miss @terrellgrice so much!!! That was such a fun shoot ❤️❤️ 5 years ago a I began my musical journey with the release of my first single "At All." I'm so grateful for the fans who have been with me since day one and the fans we've picked up along the way!
I wanna know, how/when did you discover me? https://t.co/I8raEhqkjW @sakarigreenwell I sit then lay ! @sakarigreenwell Will find out and follow up How do I react to a Facebook friend request from somebody who robbed me in 2014? @noahdavis50 Let them know that they were a less than stellar human and why DONT DRINK ALCOHOL ON AIRPLANES! One time I got honestly obliterated on a LAX-BNA flight then passed out in my taxi and they drove around for 3 hours until I woke up and gave them the address and it cost me $200😭😭😭😭 @huntercaulder Carrot :) I need the United States in general to invest in more private restroom stall doors Seeking positive feedback only on the b-day cake I made Dad https://t.co/YxyaKUlWD5 How are you guys? I’m not great because pandemic .@JeffBezos May I please have ten million dollars @Kelcccccccccc No but like should I?? Guys I’ve had super long hair for TEN. YEARS. @CaucasianJames https://t.co/s1TOHTDeKg Thank you for the continued support of SWSJ! Every month we share stream revenue with important organizations. July's stream revenue helped the Lebanese Red Cross for aid in the Beirut Explosion.
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ERROR: type should be string, got "https://t.co/f17uxqOh3m New swag https://t.co/D8NICkbQV4 .@Facebook can y’all please make it so the ❤️ react and the 😂 react are not next to each other? I keep accidentally laugh reacting at my high school classmates’ deceased pets and relatives Someone just asked me to do a gig at a bar in Nashville and I was like “In a pandemic????” And they were like “don’t be a Karen!” And I was like https://t.co/DoKFYamvP3 @KamariCopeland What did you type to get this gif though @KamariCopeland I agree Guys people are actually going out to bars and clubs without masks This week I have to have dental work done without any laughing gas and there’s nothing funny about that Gochujang is like sweet chili sauce and bbq sauce had a baby, right? The Passion of the Christ (2004) https://t.co/wZeyNWql0I @ParsonJames Zero @YouKnowZach ily Crazy how expensive it is to be alive when I didn’t even ask to be born https://t.co/yJa08mPCPH @ParsonJames @noahdavis50 AND TELL ME HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BREATHE WITH NO AIR ™ JORDIN SPARKS @ParsonJames @noahdavis50 TEXAS PETE TASTES LIKE PLASTIC🤮 1, 2, 5 She literally has her own bed... https://t.co/1ejfLN6jWJ @MonicaLewinsky @JasonIsbell Bruh @BA_reacts @out_leone @CondeNast Oh I fully stopped watching everything @sampolonsky Cookout honestly @Spotify Me @TAYLAPARX Shakshuka w Olive bread Overcrowded jails and prisons? Free all incarcerated folks there on non violent cannabis charges!!!!!! .@JeffBezos Can you please redistribute your wealth? @jordankendrick HAHA GO LEILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turns out I peaked at age 9 https://t.co/5WkQcLmriB @literallysofie Yes queen New @liannelahavas has me like https://t.co/D5ZRk15R7a I think Richard Saunders is my fave singer @noahdavis50 3 no contest Naya Rivera influenced so many of the of singers and actors you know and love today. I remember being 14, dreaming of being a singer, and watching her on TV every week in awe. May she Rest In Peace and her loved ones be comforted in this tragic time. Thank you for everything Naya @VINCINT_ You 600% will in less than 18 months @noahdavis50 Look at u Evolving etc!!! Tonight hit 300,000 streams on @Spotify! https://t.co/cqoyYwKyvz @MarenMorris When I see my friends perform live whether it’s an audience of 15 or 5,000 I cry like an absolute baby seeing them shine. ✨🥺❤️ I can’t say I’ve ever seen an abuse apology executed as a press release @blackgyalrage https://t.co/SSMXyxfGhm Your support of SWSJ the last two months has made me able to share revenue with foundations such as The Loveland Foundation, The Okra Project, and more. I challenge my fellow white soul artists to share their revenue with black communities. Cover outtake by Sebi White https://t.co/QAGE24Tnu0 If you’re bad at eating enough greens try my spin jui recipe"
-2 cups spinach (I buy fresh and freeze it to preserve nutrients; frozen spin is cooked)
-1 cup water
-lil bit of fresh ginger
*if you want it to be palatable*
-½ cup frozen pineapple
-¼ cup pineapple juice
Blend her I still stan @LaurenJauregui @br00bs It’s bc you’re a legend I just accidentally favorited a d*nald tr*mp tweet my bad y’all @leebyyy Wait... they’re charging full price for remote learning?? @billboard @6ix9ine Why I’ll never forget that time scrolling my TL and one of my ex’s girlfriends posted a happy two years to him and that day two years ago he and I were absolutely still dating https://t.co/1iDUxS49Nr it was time https://t.co/UGwd40ajwM @softlilharry I wanna hear @KuroSamureye What is that @br00bs Me boo The fact that someone thinks I look like this I’m honored bro Iconic fan art by MontanaFlex on Instagram https://t.co/Gtn1NQVp25 https://t.co/hzsM3926iI Good. Now arrest the officers who murdered Breonna Taylor. Stop having photoshoots at protests @SpotifyCares Hey and AND to snowball on this there could be a shuffle button by the play button that would actually shuffle the list of songs and maybe include an option to save that sequence? .@Spotify feature on app where if you’re shuffling a playlist you can save the sequence it was in and start where you left off even if u listened to something else A playlist and a history lesson- Our favorite music would not exist without the contributions black musicians have made for centuries. These 80 songs by 80+ different artists don’t even scratch the surface.