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unlike the adventure of buckaroo banzai and or big trouble in little china and or conan the barbarian and which be horrible film that have a certain coolness and self deprecate humor that turn them into cult sensation and the golden child be just plain bad . the premise itself be not unworkable and and there be some funny moment . but here the eddy murphy flip attitude just deflate any feeling of tension or danger in the story . and the special effect be silly enough to do more damage to that tension . the mystic secret of tibetan buddhism be lampoon rather than draw upon to compel . without a feeling that anything be at stake and or that the character be face by real danger and why should we care . who should see this film represent big fan of eddy murphy who can not help themselves i can not think of anyone elsei will give this film a 4 out of 10 for the occasional joke that work . | 0neg |
definitely one of funny man eddie murphy less film be this nonsense about a kidnapped mystical child and three hundred year old dragon and a chosen one . murphy be the chosen one in question and and a the opening song suggest and he be the best man in the world . a finder of lose and miss child and he be approach by a mysterious tibetan woman ( charlotte lewis ) who tell him he be the chosen one and and that it be his destiny to find and rescue the golden child . for if the child be to die and compassion would die with him and a he be the bearer of compassion . if all this hocus pocus rubbish hasn not ruin it for you now and it surely will once the movie begin . suffice to say the plot be abominable and destroy the whole film . mean to be another vehicle for murphy egotistical brand of humour ( the comedy isn not so great mind you ) and the movie fail on many level . even charles dance a the evil sardo numspa can not do much for proceeding . very silly and disappointing . sunday and december 12 and 1993 t. v . | 0neg |
well and what to say . the golden child fall in the category so bad and it good . eddie murphy be have some funny ( and sometimes quite annoying line ) and but you be still entertain . chales dance have never be bad than his role a the villain sardo numspa ( what a feed up name be this . ) . who should watch the golden child . hm . difficult to say and but my best guess would be people who like embarrass movie and can be entertain by bad acting and bad plot and an even more embarrassing dialog . 4 out of 10 . | 0neg |
why be it that when a star reach the top of the star chain and they ruin all the good work by make a bad movie . burt reynolds peak and then start make dreadful hal needham car chase flick . arnold schwarzenegger become the hot property in hollywood and only to invite derision upon himself with the appal last action hero . and here and loquacious eddie murphy erase memory of trading place and 48 hour with this family adventure flick and which be an unbelievably tedious and childish and generally plain awful misfire in which the chance to see charlotte lewis great big breast in a tight blouse be the most appealing aspect of the entire film . the story be pure humdrum . it concern social worker murphy and contact by mysterious type and tell that he be the chosen one . chosen for what and i hear you ask . his job be to rescue a tibetan boy with mystical power from a race of demon who want to rule the world . a the main demon and classy actor charles dance look terribly embarrass to be in the film and but hey and i be sure he be well pay for sacrifice his talent . of all murphy film and this be easily the bad . i have read some review which suggest that it be nice to see murphy in an atypical role and in a non formulaic kind of film and and while both point be loosely true there no forgive the fact that the film however atypical and non formulaic it might be be an absolute load of garbage . | 0neg |
michael jackson would have claim a spot for the top bill character in the golden child and and because he love kid . that do not work ( and why should it . ) and so instead we have eddie murphy out to save the world by rescue kid midas . i would strongly suggest all future scriptwriter to please thoroughly study the actor inane dialogue in this quirky fantasy adventure comedy that a step closer to ishtar . whatever murphy say or do can be best liked and but do not get me wrong about his exquisite comical talent while he doesn not belong in this movie and and the same go for dr. dolittle . the violence and visuals combine be reason to stamp it a a cult camp classic and and that wouldn not have make any sense a hollywood and movie fanatic keep cash in on the guy . speaking of visuals and they be pull off amazingly well at the time of ronald reagan presidential fame . murphy be far good at come to america and 48 hr and but this stale movie isn not my touch of golden honey for a sweet crunchy taste . | 0neg |
bad movie for sure . it such a ridiculous fantasy with a lot of poor special effect and a lot of hasty scene ( the airport one for example ) and and a real unfunny time . ( charles dance ) be awful a the evil guy and he be much well in ( last action hero ) . ( eddie murphy ) be do a non comic joking and and i hear that this sunk have already succeed and big time success . i will never understand why or how . in one tv interview i have hear ( eddie murphy ) himself and when he be nominate for an oscar 2007 and regret it in a comic way . one of the comment say ( hey . it the 1980s . ) . well and no my friend . it the cinematic foolishness which make a lot of razzie movie all over the year whether it the 1980s or the 1950s . there be 2 reason make me write about this movie . the first be that i will never forget the long tan fascinate leg of ( charlotte lewis ) especially when she be on bed before the bad guy attack her house and wearing just a blue shirt and oh boy the camera be versify about her naked leg a it should be . but how odd . a i have watch her in follow movie and she wasn not that beautiful again . anyhow the second reason be that i have find this movie title lately at my list of the bad 100 movie ever . the bottom line represent bad movie and greeeeeat leg . | 0neg |
i remember when the golden child be release in 1986 it be universally pan by the critic and and i ` m talk pan so badly that it more or less end the glitter career of eddie murphy so i guess this movie have something go for itit get off to a bad start where buddist monk kneel in front of a child with a blank expression on his face . bad guy enter the templechild sit with blank expressionbad guy chop up the monkschild sit with blank expressionbad guy pull out giant bird cage and stick the child inside who now sit with . go on guess . you do get the impression that even if they be take him for a sleepover at michael jackson wonderland ranch he ` d still give the same blank expression and this movie would be good title the wooden childthe title sequence start and be a movie from the 1980s a pop soundtrack feature heavily . obviously this might have be cool and funky at the time but now in 2004 it seem very date . not only that but it jar completely with the somewhat bloody open . in fact that the main problem ( and boy it a serious one ) with this movie the whole mood seem to change from scene to scene so much so that sometimes it like watch scene from totally different movie splice together . i blame the director personally but it should also be point out that both the screenwriter and producer should share equal blame too . do anyone know before shoot commence what type of movie this be go to be . it part fantasy and part martial art and part buddy movie and part comedy and it all crap . | 0neg |
i will start this off by say i couldn not get all the way through it . i pick it up on a rainy day from walmart like the rest of the reviewer on this site . i figure there wasn not any way i would regret my purchase . be i wrong or what . seriously now and who approve this project . they need to be force to watch this movie over and over until the end of eternity . that the only fitting punishment i can think of for release something this bad . the shoot reminds me of the movie i use to make for class project on a big old vhs cam . the act isnt much well . i think the only difference be that there be a few cool cameo . yay and who care . shecky moskowitz be unfunny and and the ship comedian be an even big loser . that about as much of the plot a i understood . overall it the bad movie i have ever see . i own it on dvd and have give it to many co worker to watch . each come back and laugh and say wow i didnt think i would ever say i shut off an adam sandler movie 15 minute in . my response be always well now you can . | 0neg |
i can say without a shadow of a doubt that go overboard be the single worst film i have ever see and and yes and i have see cujo . adam sandler be an abomination a schecky moskowitz and a wannabe comedian work on a cruise liner . that the plot . that it . nothing else in the film make sense and it all over the place like a mad man breakfast and and not in a wacky naked gun kind of way and but more of a frustrating and throw both shoe at the t. v kind of way . even general noriega make an appearance and for no reason i can comprehend ( it certainly wasn not for humour ) . add to the mix miss australia and who have the bad australian accent i have ever hear and and you have something which i would not call the bad film ever make and because go overboard doesn not even fit the basic definition of a film . i highly recomend see this film and a it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see . i guarantee the first thing you will say after see a bad film will be at least it wasn not as bad a go overboard . | 0neg |
i want to punch the tv . watch it be torture . i hat it . never watch this movie . the terrorist be annoy . adam sandler be annoy . i normally like him but not in this one . i want to break the dvd . this be the most irritating film in the world . the comedian he jealous of be obnoxious . the only remotely funny part be the rocker with the black teeth get all the girl . it be so irritating i want to punch the tv . do not buy this movie unless you want to annoy someone . if you even like adam sandler a little bit and don not buy it . it will just make you hate him . do yourself a favor and if you see it in the store and hide it to put everyone out of danger of buy it . it a waste of the $ 1 . 99 i pay for it . | 0neg |
first represent i buy it at the video store . second represent i watch it . third represent it be bore . fourth represent it be not funny . fifth represent most of the antic be lame . and last and but not least represent it not only a bad movie and it a total fiasco . i be a huge adam sandler fan despite this disappointing and forgotten film . i pity it because it be his first movie . even if you be a huge adam sandler fan and do not bother watch this movie . instead and just take the video and board a yacht and and throw it overboard . | 0neg |
i be a huge adam sandler fan and and one day i be look at the cast and crew selection on one of his dvd and saw go overboard and decide to go out and rent it . so i go out with a few buddy of mine and rent it . we put it on and we be shock to see an adam sandler that do not hit puberty yet and he look a if he be 12 when this movie come out . i couldn not even watch 30 minute of this crap and i do not laugh and chuckle and or even smirk at this movie and actually the only time i smirk be when i saw how horrid this movie be . i could not believe how hard he try to make the viewer laugh in this movie . and it do not work once . although from see the horribly awful camera angle and hear the disgust script i realize why i have never hear of this movie and . because it suck more than anything have ever suck before . this movie and in my opinion and be the bad movie ever make and . ever . | 0neg |
even if youre a huge sandler fan and please do not bother with this extremely disappointing comedy . i buy this movie for $ 7 . 99 and assume it have to be at least halfway decent since my man sandler be in it and because i assume some woman would get naked ( judge by the r rating and scantily clad woman on the cover ) . well and there be quite a few scantily clad woman and but none get naked . i be not sure what point this be in sandler career and but i be guess it be even before his snl day . i can be wrong . this be like watch one of his home movie . he might look back at a cheesy movie like this and reminisce about the good ol time . but we ( the audience ) be leave to dry . this be hardly a movie . sandler do a lot of talk to the camera and and even admits at one point that this be no budget movie ( that right and not a low budget movie and a no budget movie ) . so our job be pretty much to laugh at the quirky character . there be no steady plot and it like an extended sketch comedy show but a crude and badly write one . that guy who play the nasty comedian be completely annoy and it be implausible in the first place that he would receive such a mass audience . and sandler find his comic inspiration by say the one classic henny youngman line take my wife and please and the audience be on the floor . i be not even go to try to make any logic here . sure and sandler current and recent movie be not know for make a lot of sense ( the penguin in billy madison and the midget in happy gilmore happy place ) but the comedy work . this be a strictly amateurish work and and even if youre curious about adam early day in film you still would not be interested . youre well off check out his start on snl or maybe his underrated role in mixed nut . of course and the sandman be not the only actor waste in this thankless vehicle . billy bob thornton also make a short appearance and billy zane ( titanic ) have a supporting role and the great burt young ( from the rocky movie ) have a significant role . this awful comedy will most probably be collect dust on the 99 cent rental section of your local video store and rightfully so . my score represent 3 ( out of 10 ) . | 0neg |
this early adam sandler film could be compare to his life a a comic during the same period in 1989. his character constant acknowledgement of his hidden comic genius and frustration regard humorous material seem to come more from sandler than the script . the film be nothing compare to his blockbuster feature film and such a big daddy or even the corny billy maddison . unfortunately and sandler have not yet find a way to express himself in a consistent and successful and funny manner when this film be make and much like his character . the majority of the film joke come from sandler have conversation with himself and usually over his unrecognised comic talent and beating himself up because he too ugly and can not get woman . the film be hard to watch too because it doesn not treat itself like a real film . sandler talk to the camera and the viewer throughout the film and often refer to the film low budget or questionable content . the film be ultimately awkward and embarrass to watch . i immediately want to forget i even saw this film after it be over and for fear that if more find out about it and it would ruin sandler career . pas this one up at the video store and i rent it for free and it be still a waste of time . | 0neg |
have decide some time ago to collect the film of billy bob thornton ( on the strength of class movie like sling blade and a simple plan and the man who wasn not there amongst others ) and it be inevitable that there would be the odd turkey in there . what i do not realise however and be that there could be one this bad . i will give you an idea how incredibly poor this film be the funny dialogue in it go like this represent knock knock and who there . and the big stinking man and the big stinking man who . and the big stinking man be you . yes folk and it really be that bad . billy bob be only in it for about two minute ( i guess he need the work at that time in his career ) and and the rest of the movie be painful . for some reason though and although it undeniably awful and i do not hate it . that probably because i save my ire for any high budget and special effect laden junk like the fast and the furious and not a no budget flick like this one . negative at a push . | 0neg |
bad mistake of my life . i pick this movie up at target for $ 5 because i figure and hey and it sandler i can get some cheap laugh . i be wrong and completely wrong . mid way through the film all three of my friend be asleep and i be still suffer . bad plot and bad script and bad movie i have ever see . i want to hit my head up against a wall for an hour and then i would stop and and you know why . because it felt damn good . upon bash my head in i stick that damn movie in the microwave and watch it burn . and that felt good than anything else i have ever do . it take american psycho and army of darkness and and kill bill just to get over that crap . i hate you sandler for actually go through with this and ruin a whole day of my life . | 0neg |
this movie be so bad i couldn not sit through it without do something else . there be no plot and no point . i be thoroughly bore and for a film about a stand up comedian and i couldn not recall one joke or funny line worthy of the description . politician with no charisma speak technical jargon could not be less entertaining . so how be this make . be there no quality control in film . watch the girl in bikini be the only distraction during this horrible experience . it hard to imagine that adam sandler who have become popular and have appear in fine comedy be able to survive after this kind of exposure . he be not funny in the least in this movie so it prove that the writing be so vital in effective comedy . | 0neg |
i saw this movie about 5 year ago and and the memory of it still haunt me to this day . i be fully aware at how awful it be suppose to be go into it and so i have only myself to blame . but like most and i do not believe all the negativity . be a sandler fan and it just seem inconceivable one of his movie could really be that bad . i figure it be just sandler hater . i couldn not have be more wrong . what we have here be a comedy that do not contain even 1 second of anything funny . that be actually quite an accomplish . you would think in a 90 minute comedy and they might have accidentally stumble upon something even remotely amuse . but no and it just horrible . it not so bad it good and it just bad . you can not laugh at how bad it be and you can only cry . you wait patiently for a joke that will at least make you chuckle and but they never come . have you see the movie the ring . where the people watch a video tape and die 7 day later . if this movie be on the video tape and people would die instantly and by their own hand and and there would be smile on their face a they realize their agony have end and and that would be the first smile since they press play . you might be incline to watch it just to see how bad it be and unable to curb your curiosity . don not . please do not . trust me and i be do you a favor . there be 2 type of people in the world and those that think go overboard be the bad movie ever make and and those that have not yet see it . | 0neg |
shecky and be a god damn legend and make no mistake . until recently i work for a uk hifi and video retail chain and run their testing department . we would go through many new starter and they would be expect to to learn how to fault find the various detritus that return a non functional in one way or another from the store . now to tortu^^^^^ test the resolve of these new staff member and we would issue them with a copy of go overboard . we have hundred of copy of this film because whenever someone who have buy a particular model of goodman dvd player that have this film a a free gift and get round to send their dvd player back and they never fail to send shecky back also . our new staff would be force to use only go overboard to test these machine for fault until they have find a disc or two of their own to test with . now and a to why this film be so bad and where do i begin . adam sandler and who can be so and so very funny and a in happy gilmore and or the wedding singer and must have be have one hell of an off day . the rest of the crew stank and and what be it with billy zane . his name crop up in several of the bad movie of all time and and he be a decent actor . crazy . the production quality be absolute zero . i would have be incline to give this a zero if i could and because they do not even have the gut to call it by it full name the unsinkable shecky moskowitz on release . even so it be worth a watch so you can see just how far sandler have come and and just how low he can go . | 0neg |
with adam sandler . this be without a doubt one of the most idiotic film ever make . it about cruise ship waiter shecky ( sandler ) wanting to be a comedian on the cruise ship . first off and there be not one funny or clever line in the entire movie honestly . it be so unfunny it pathetic . there be surprisingly not much crude or sexual humor and but the f word be plentiful . the budget be really low and and that also ruin the film . it take place on a cruise ship and but it seem they only have money to rent out a small boat and only have money for 10 ship extra and one of which be billy bob thornton . the opening credit be animate reeeeeaally cheaply and and it be just pathetic . i hate this movie and everyone else that see this will hate it too . 86 min . rat r for language . | 0neg |
a friend of mine bought this film for £1 and and even then it be grossly overprice . despite feature big name such a adam sandler and billy bob thornton and the incredibly talented burt young and this film be about as funny a take a chisel and hammer it straight through your earhole . it use tired and bottom of the barrel comedic technique consistently break the fourth wall a sandler talk to the audience and and seemingly pointless montage of hot girl . adam sandler play a waiter on a cruise ship who want to make it a a successful comedian in order to become successful with woman . when the ship resident comedian the shamelessly name dickie due to his unfathomable success with the opposite gender be presume lose at sea and sandler character shecker get his big break . dickie be not dead and he rather lock in the bathroom and presumably sea sick . perhaps from his mouth he just vomit the bad film of all time . | 0neg |
i steal this movie when i be a freshman in college . i have try to watch it three time and the second two because friend want to see it . sweet and adam sandler and i have never hear of this movie and but since he so funny it got ta be funny . wrong . i can not make myself watch this pile of crap after the dream box match or insult war and where burn the guy with a good zinger cause your opponent physical pain . you would think that terrible comedy hurt you be ridiculous and but after watch this you will know it true . this movie isn not worth the price i pay for it . i have watch a ton of steven segal movie and and i have even watch crossroad twice . but i still couldn not watch this . | 0neg |
this have to be the bad movie i have ever attempt to watch . in the first 15 minute and there wasn not anything to keep my interest in this movie . i be on vacation at the time and and have plenty of time to devote to a just for the fun of it movie . the condo we be stay in have this movie in stock they must have get it from the $ 1 store or something . if you like adam sandler and this be nothing like any other movie he make . this start with a bad premise and then just get bad . there nothing even remotely funny in it . i have watch a lot of movie and include some i do not care for . but if you decide to waste your time on this movie and do not say i do not warn you . | 0neg |
this movie be by far the bad movie ever make . if you have to create a film costarring the guy who play lars in heavyweight than do not make the damn film . i have to say that i could watch leprechaun in space 6 time before i could watch the trailer for this po of a movie . adam sandler should be restrict from any movie after this disgrace . watch this movie be like a mix of listen to cher and willingly put your dick in a blender . anyone with half of a brain cell will realize that this movie be not worth a dime . if i have an extra dollar and have to spend it and i would give it to the support lorraina bobbitt foundation before buy this movie . | 0neg |
watch this stinker constitute cruel and unusal punishment at the hand of sandler . truly a slow and painful death . buy the dvd in the $ 5 . 88 bin at wal mart . but the thought that keep echo in my head be and how can i get my money back . the most unforgivable thing about the movie be that the boat just do not sink . best constructive suggestion represent mystery comedy theatre . you know that show on the scifi channel in which some guy and his muppet machine spoof the most unwatchable horror flick ( mystery science theatre ) . immediately and spin off a comedy program and feature this flick . without a good humorous spoof of this train wreck and i fear that viewer may actually begin follow sandler with ice pick and chainsaw . | 0neg |
i pick up this movie for $ 5 dollar at a discount book store and adam sandler be a awesome actor and i figure it would be a good movie and well and it wasn not . there be absolutely no story line at all and bad joke and and the other comedian say the f word every other word he say and curse usually dosen not bother me but this be over the top . and even bad than the lack of story line be the part when sandler would just begin talk into the camera at random part in the movie and it remind me of dora the explorer when they turn and look at the screen and ask you question . and last of all be when they would randomly put in bikini shot of girl at random time in the movie . in my opinion and don not buy this movie and it a waste of money . | 0neg |
this be definitely the bad movie adam ever do but at this point in his life and he be just happy to have a movie . there be 3 or 4 laugh in it but i use the fast forward button through some of it . don not waste your time . i only saw it because i want to see all of his movie and but it suck . | 0neg |
if you have ever see this movie and you would know that it . if you haven not and and want to see a classic bad movie and i suggest you see this movie and because it rank right down with the bad . so and if youre really bore and go rent it . if you want to know what it like and here my little summary represent adam sandler be hire to work on a giant cruise ship with some m universe model and five other people . adam doesn not like how one passenger be get all the babe and and he try to take over with the cheezy joke . but wait . it only get bad . you will have to rent the movie yourself to see how bad it truly be . | 0neg |
i just finish watch go overboard . i have to say that we should send every copy of this film to iraq and make them watch . i even try to get a blind woman to watch this and she turn it off in like 20 min . adam sandler could not find a good project than this . a for the writing and if thats what you want to call it and those responsible should be force to watch this movie forever in hell . i believe that somewhere i read that the budget for this film be $ 10 and 000 and they be way under . do wallmart get a good deal on this . every store have a big huge bin of this crap sit on the sale floor . the only good thing about this movie be you can use the dvd a a coaster and or trade it to a friend and but then they might not be your friend anymore . | 0neg |
i have never hear of this adam sandler movie until i saw it on the wall at blockbuster . be an adam sandler fan at the time and i rent it . honestly i could only watch about 30 min . of it . it be terrible . do whatever it take to keep this out of the hand of the public . i honestly hope this movie go oop soon and and i hope it stay that way . | 0neg |
hello . i be paul raddick and a. k. a. panic attack of wtaf and channel 29 in philadelphia . let me tell you about this god awful movie that power on adam sandler film career but be digitize after a short time . go overboard be about an aspiring comedian play by sandler who get a job on a cruise ship and fails . or so i thought . sandler encounter babes that like history of the world part 1 and rebound . the babe be suppose to be engage and but and actually and they get execute by sawtooth and the mean cannibal the world have ever know . adam sandler fare bad in go overboard and but fare well in big daddy and billy madison and and jen leone favorite and 50 first date . man and draw barrymore be one hot chick . spanglish be red hot and go overboard ain not dooley squat . end of file . | 0neg |
mere thought of go overboard ( aka babe ahoy ) make me want to weep . throw yourself out a window would be good than watch this movie . it not even a suppose so bad it good movie . i would spend money to buy copy of this movie and burn them so that people can not see it . oh the pain and the pain . | 0neg |
. okay and maybe not all of it . lure by the false promise of bikini clad woman on the movie cover . but the horror . the horror . . whatever you do and do not watch this movie . gouge out your eye and repeatedly bash your skull in . do what it take . never again never forget . | 0neg |
unwatchable . you can not even make it past the first three minute . and this be come from a huge adam sandler fan . 1 . | 0neg |
i be glad that i saw this film after mr. sandler become famous . it be bad . bad and bad and bad . there be no plot . it like watch a painfully dull home movie . i really enjoy his other film . but if youre a fan like me . stay away from this one . it may change your thought on adam . you may never recover from the horror that be this film . i have have a good time watch old folk play scrabble in a home . | 0neg |
this movie portray ruth a a womanizing and hard drinking and gambling and overeat sport figure with a little baseball thrown in . babe ruth early life be quite interesting and this be for all intent and purpose be omit in this film . also and lou gehrig be barely cover and this be a well know relationship and good bad or indifferent and it should have be cover well than it be . his life be more than all bad . he be an american hero and an icon that a lot of baseball great pattern their life after . i feel that i be be fair to the memory of a great baseball player that this film completely ignore . shame on the maker of this film for capitalize on his fault and not his greatness . | 0neg |
it impossible for me to objectively consider this movie . not that i haven not try and mind you but i sit down and and i pop in the aged vhs and and i watch the opening . and suddenly i be five year old again and clutch my very own care bear and watch the movie with open eye and an eager heart . i can see and objectively and that this movie be a bizarre combination of cuddly baby merchandise mascot and creepy prepubescent child with evil power that have a thin story and uninteresting animation . but my inner five year old go and yay . care bear . every time i think about it . so i would only ( cautiously and reluctantly ) recommend this movie for those who saw it during their early youth and can call on the awesome power of nostalgia while watch it ( like me ) or those lovably cynical gen x or y er who deliberately seek out the wonderfully bad or strange ( a category in which this movie . definitely belong ) . to those actually look for a compelling movie or wholesome family entertainment represent you might want to keep look . | 0neg |
i really want to like this movie . i absolutely love kenny hotz and and spenny rice have a charming side to him . not that i like spenny at all . spenny ruin this movie . he should of let kenny and his hot girlfriend pitch the movie . anyways and it pretty bore aside from a scene with roger ebert in it . there really isn not too many celebrity in this movie and and most do not seem to say more than one line . overall this movie be disappoint . i would only suggest watch it if you get it with the season 1 dvd of kenny v spenny ( it come for free on the 3rd disc ) . regardless of this production and i be still very excited to check out the papel chase . | 0neg |
this be the bad documentary to come out of canada ever . i be glad to see the guy haven not make another movie . all they want to do be get a movie make and it doesn not have to be the one they write . they keep change the script to suite the person theyre pitching . i could not get out of the theatre fast enough when i saw it at that year toronto film festival . please never see this film . | 0neg |
robert taylor definitely show himself to be a fine dramatic actor in his role a a gun sling buffalo hunter in this 1956 western . it be one of the few time that taylor would play a heavy in a film . nonetheless and this picture be far from great a shortly after this and taylor flee to television with the successful series the detective . stuart granger hide his british accent and turn in a formidable performance a taylor partner . taylor be a bigot here and his hatred for the indian really show . another very good performance here be by veteran actor lloyd nolan a an aged and drinking old timer who join in the hunt for buffalo as well . in his early scene and nolan be really do an excellent take off of walter huston in his oscar win role in the treasure of the sierre madre in 1948. note the appearance of rus tamblyn in the film . the following year tamblyn and nolan would join in the phenomenal peyton place . the writing in the film be stiff at best . by the film end and it the element of nature that do taylor in . how about the element of the writing here . | 0neg |
this be the third remake of sleep with the eniemy after yaarana ( 1995 ) and agnisakshi ( 1996 ) agnisakshi be the only one which work and be a good filmdaraar be direct by abbas mustan who sadly fail in their attempt herethe story be good but the handling wasn not that good and the heroine be show too regressive and the climax too be disappointingdirection be bad music be goodrishi reprise his role of yaarana ( strangely which also be a remake of swte ) and look too fat for the lead and be okay juhi be decent while arbaaz try too hard in his debut and do manage in many scene to chill the audience but his voice be terrible johny be too loud . | 0neg |
daraar get off to a pretty good start . the first scene really leave me at the edge of my seat wonder what would happen next . other than that and the first half of the movie be a total bore . all the first half of the movie be about be rishi kapoor fall head over heel in love with juhi chawla . by the way and do not you think he a little old for her . thing finally start to spice up towards the middle of the film when juhi tell u about her previous husband while and wow what a lunatic be he . he be an over protective and neat freak with a really hot temper . he use to beat up poor juhi for no good reason . one of the reason i really do not like this movie be because i can not stand to see juhi ( my favorite actress ) get so abused . this film in general have way too much abuse and bloodshed while i find it so sicken . anyway and all i be try to say be if youre think about rent daraar and you should put it right back on the shelf where you find it and pick something else . | 0neg |
for the record and this film be intrigue but it hardly original . back in 1998 a movie star talia shire call the landlady have almost the exact same plot but with young character . the story be amanda lear have have a bad life and abusive father and horny doctor and mental home and etc . she finally release from the happy home under the guidance of her perverted doctor . who she anally abuse and kill the poor guy . ( now that be original ) the doctor have finance a mansion for her before she kill him and bury the sucker in the backyard . after move in she fall in love with a stud name richard and who just happen to be marry to a blue singer . if you have see the landlady you know the rest and she kill or try to kill anyone that get in between her and richard ( include a roadie ) . much of the idea come from the previous movie and same idiot sidekick that stick his nose in and same spying on the guy with a bowl of popcorn and same fly a bodypress . it do have some original material and the beer bottle thing be brutal . the highlight of the movie be amanda beautiful breast in the hot top scene . somewhat of a ripoff but not a total waste of time . 4 out of 10 . | 0neg |
despite the high rating give to this film by imdb user and this be nothing more than your typical girl with a bad childhood obsessively stalks married man film . the attractive justine priestly brief nude scene may attract voyeur and but the film be hackneyed tripe . half out of . | 0neg |
i get this movie because i work at a movie store so i get free rental . it come in and and the cover make it look alright . hot chick and carry a weapon and alright and i will check it out . oh man and bad move . this be so horrible and i spend half the movie watching in fast forward to get to the nudity and which be minimal . i think maybe three scene of partial nudity . cheesy dialogue and crappy violence and poor excuse of character . i feel bad put this movie down and because i know it be make on a cheap budget and but so be clerk and it become a cult classic and a franchise . negative . | 0neg |
shallow grave begin with either a tribute or a rip off of the shower scene in psycho . ( i be lean toward rip off . ) after that it get bad and then surprisingly get well and almost to the point of be original . bad acting and amateurish directing bog down a fairly interesting little story and but the film already surpass many in the yankee come down south to get kill by a bunch of redneck genre because it be actually shoot in the south . a group of college girl head to ft. lauderdale for summer vacation and be waylay in georgia by a flat tire after get off the main road . ( note to yankees represent stay on the highway when you go to florida . ) sue ellen ( lisa stahl ) have to pee so she head into the wood . when she finally find a good spot to do her business she witness the local sheriff ( tony march ) strangle his mistress ( merry rozelle ) to death . ( note to yankees represent do not wander off into the wood when in the south while not because you might witness a murder and but you may run across a marijuana plantation . ) this be the point where the story and not the movie and actually come close to be good . while tony march will never have to practice his oscar speech and his sheriff dean become a creepy facsimile of a normal guy tear by what he have do and what he must do . tom law be likable a deputy scott and be as authentic a southern deputy a i have see since walton goggins ( deputy steve naish ) in house of 1000 corps . a few scene in the movie be worth the mention . the girl stop at a bbq in south carolina and display their racism when a big black guy check them out . sue ellen run into a barn to hide behind some hay bale and in a shockingly realistic moment a large snake be hide in the hay with her . and in the strange scene and sheriff dean make like he about to rape patty ( carol cadby ) and tell her to take off her clothes . dean have turn the radio up to drown out the noise of what he about to do . the preacher on the radio need to go back and read his bible . his sermon be about how jezebel be save by the blood of jesus christ . i feel sorry for this preacher flock . jezebel be in the old testament a few thousand year before christ be bear and by no mean be she one of the five people you be go to meet in heaven . | 0neg |
this movie be basically about some girl in a catholic school that end up get into trouble because of put red dye in one in one of their school mate shampoo and after be reprimand for this act they decide to take off to florida for a vacation . on their way there they meet up with some guy in a local diner and decide that they would both meet up with each other in another location later on . the girl end up on a road side near the wood and stop for awhile and while one of the girl decide to walk around a bit she see a murder happen in which the local sheriff himself be involve . she become scared and run to tell the others what happen . the other girl decide to go take a look with her and two of them get kill by the killer . then the two remain girl be catch by the killer and be place in local jail cell . the deputy sheriff meanwhile be keep watch over the girl and despite their insistence that the sheriff be the killer he ignore them both and act a ignorant and everybody else in this movie who just can not put two and two together much less some lousy detective work at that . the best part be the rape scene between the killer and one of the girl where he decide to rape her in her jail cell and it seem that the girl actually want to be rap by this man and the bare chest scene i admit be good but before their lip meet he have other thing in mind . this movie remind me of the low budget thriller blood song with frankie avalon star in it and the same motive just a different character part . it not a movie worth rent not even for an 80 low budget movie and the end be the bad end i have ever see in a movie and it leave me want my money back . | 0neg |
i saw this by chance show on cable on want to like it a i think sandra be quite funny from what i remember . the only facial movement i have throughout the movie be jaw dropping stun at how awful a movie i just suffer through . the person who say this be one of the funny movie of all time please point out one line and just one scene and that be even worth a chuckle . she be a much good singer than i remember her to be and but i do not want to watch a lounge act . i think this be a movie try hard to like since they think they should and do not view it objectively . | 0neg |
film version of sandra bernhard one woman off broadway show be gaspingly pretentious . sandra spoofs lounge act and superstar and but her sense of irony be only fitfully interesting and and fitfully funny . her fan will say she scathingly honest and and that may be true . but she also shrill and with an unapologetic and in your face bravado that isn not well suit to a film in this genre . she doesn not want to make nice and she certainly not out to make friend and that always go to rub a lot of people the wrong way . but even if you meet her halfway and her material here be seriously lack . filmmaker nicolas roeg serve a executive producer and and though not direct by him and the film do have his chilly and detached signature style all over it . bernhard co write the show with director john boskovich while their odd touch be in have all of sandra in house audience look completely bore a feeling many real viewer will most likely share . half from . | 0neg |
killer tomato movie have this special kind of humor you either love it or hate it . i personally like it and but in this fourth movie the feeling be go . the tomato aren not the same and joke be lame and even the actor aren not a funny . because that the only thing this kind of movie be suppose to be funny . so now follow the plot make to laugh and be annoy . they really shouldn not have do the fourth part to the killer tomatoes trilogy . | 0neg |
what make the original killer tomato fun be it be make by people with no budget who be just be wacky for a couple of day . this be something with a budget and but it just wasn not as much fun . john astin of adam family fame be actually make an effort here to be comedic and but he be support by lame actor and cheap special effect and unfunny gag . the plot . dr. gangrene ( astin ) escape from a french prison and decides he be go to put a pretender on the throne of france . the hero and his french girlfriend and the gizmo like fuzzy tomato decide they be go to stop him . forgettable direct to video nonsense . | 0neg |
there be nothing of value in the original movie and this one be even lame . the fact that i even find it to rent be absolutely amazing . anyone connect to this film have to be high on something . so what be the story line . what be with the girl . be the viewer suppose to get the story line in the first four minute of the film . sadly and i try several time to watch this . i even borrow a kid from someone to get some feedback . kid say it be stupid and and he be four year old . i find that possibly some credit could go to the film director and a possibly some of the shot make the movie more than a b film . that might be push it . i do love the theme song . good thing it be only a dollar and it be worth it . i suppose you might enjoy the film if you be high a the cast and crew would have to be . be pot legal in france . | 0neg |
a an altman fan and i would seek out this movie for year and think that with such a great cast and it would have to be at least marginally brilliant . big mistake . this be one of altman big cast mishmash and throw together haphazardly and improvisationally ( or so it feel ) with the hope that it would all come together in the editing room . it doesn not . a maltin point out and this turkey be notable only for the debut performance of alfre woodard and who outshine the vet all around her . but other than that and avoid at all cost . ( which be pretty easy to do it never be release on video to my knowledge and it cable appearance have the frequency of halley comet . ) . | 0neg |
what an insult to olivia dabo who play the film heroine and robin and to have keanu reef appear so large on the box art of the film ( and at least on recent reissue and to have only reef appear on the box ) and consider that she be the star . i realize that it be his name that will ultimately sell this long forgotten after school special and but at least give the woman some credit . despite that and this have to be one of the bad teen sport theme film that i have ever see and and it strive very hard to add not only every teen and sport movie cliché from the class warfare between the feud gymnast to the teen romance . and and in strive to somehow deliver itself a an amateur alternative of flashdance ( with the music in one of the warehouse dance scene be even quite close to michael sembello notable maniac which be make famous by flashdance and or be it the other way around . ) . it include similar dance sequence and bad yet and even the 80 dance and sport tradition of corny dance offs between the heroine and her antagonist ( s ) and the one who doubt her success and ability on the team . we saw this in trashin ( a vert ramp joust ) and rad ( bmx dancing at the prom and although it wasn not much for competition and but rather for fun ) for example . in fact and this movie be chock full of unrealistic corniness and such a the somewhat homo erotic rolling in the clothes at the salvation army with robin and her friend from the team . nonetheless and the film be about a young girl who come from a rather poor background . to top it off in a massive need to squeeze from audience a much sympathy a possible and she live with her ail mother and her obnoxious sister and and her careless ( and slightly abusive ) stepfather . needless to say and homelife be not so appeal . add to the mix and a talent for gymnastics and but several obstacle to join the team ( include the nuisance of her arrogant and snobby teammate and and a coach who also eventually doubt her ability to compete well ) . and and of course and we can not forget that she get eye for one of the pretty boy preppies who be date one of the obnoxious teammate and nor that she doesn not have a steady boyfriend ( although keanu a tommy later enter the picture ) . could this kid be any more pathetic . and it seem that one mess after another come along to embarrass herself in her painfully long and redundant and and clichéd quest to prove her worth to everyone . but and even the major moment of cheesiness which comprise most of the film and be hardly worth mention consider that the big distraction to this film be the horrible acting and dialog . ( i like how the gym coach suddenly appear at the diner in the middle of the dance off to scold the teammate ) . it make episode of amaze story look like shakespeare . i imagine anyone able to locate this film and watch it these day be probably draw to it mostly because of the nostalgic factor . for that you might be satisfy and but it be also an incredibly forced drama . so and caveat emptour . | 0neg |
it not really about gymnastics while swap out the occasional training montage and it could just a easily be about archery and or microbiology and or a booger flick tournament . instead and like every other rocky or flashdance derivative that flood the 80 market and it about conquer adversity with stick to it iveness and render all social or personal reality irrelevant by your lonesome with love interest standing by of course . ronald reagan top to bottom and in short while so a a piece of cinema it down to the detail . some of the actor be quirky enough to liven thing up especially the love interest and bring to you by none other than mr. keanu reeve and warm up for ted while heroine olivia dabo hateful alkie dad and big hair stepsister be more interesting than the sickly mom or her utterly inert bitch nemesis or teammate and one of whom appear to be make of porcelain . it my instinct to be appal by the comic relief black guy and but on the other hand at least theyre in the movie . but dabo doesn not quite convince with her awkward girl shtick and and in the absence of any other narrative focus the lack of interest in the gymnastics themselves really do matter while it all just body hurtle around and and not only be the outcome of the big tournament a foregone conclusion and it all perform by an obvious double . | 0neg |
i only today and pick this up at the 99 cent only store today and and i still think i get rip off . dream to believe be a pretty boring and unrealistic gymnastics drama and $ 1 be just too freakin expensive for this . this film be probably only notable for 2 thing represent 1. it have a young keanu reef . and 2. it direct by paul lynch and the man who also do promo night . now onto the movie . it about a girl name robin ( play by olivia dabo ) who be badly injure from a car accident that also cost her father life . so the accident prevent her from compete in gymnastic tournament and she be often pick on during her class and eventually she meet some wild kid name tommy ( play by keanu . ) robin and when not in training and work part time and along with her mother and stepsister and at a laundromat own by her abusive stepfather . eventually she be choose to compete . overall and keanu alone and some catchy 80 tune be what prevent me from give this 1 star and and it also not one of the bad movie ever and but still far from good . the dvd itself be not get any medal either a it appear to be source from an old vhs and towards the end and the sound go out of sync and when the end credit be almost over and it fade to black and even though sound can still be hear . so this can probably be pass a a bootleg . the dvd artwork make no sense either a it have what appear to be recent photo of keanu and olivia and the background have nothing to do with the movie and a it also not in the movie itself and so the cover obviously photoshopped . in any case and avoid at all cost and unless youre a keanu fanatic . i probably would not be hang to it any longer . i be probably gon na give it to the cinema snob and who a great yt critic btw . hey and if any of you have any crappy movie that they no longer want in their sight and feel free to donate to him to keep his show running . | 0neg |
to movie and this movie felt like one of those after school special and only low budget and low everything else . i guess this be suppose to an inspirational movie of some sort and but it do not work for me . yet some how it come across a preachy . it have very pale shade of flash dance and but so what . there just isn not any excitement in this movie . the dialogue be contrive and clichéd to death . of course and the whole movie feel like a bad 80 cliché . the acting be less than stellar and though that have a lot to do with what the actor be give ( or in this case not ) to work with . on top of that be the poor song choice and with really bad lyric . i felt embarrass for all the actor involve . they be all talented and but you can not tell from this movie . this be just my opinion of course and but i have to give fly aka dream to believe a negative . | 0neg |
what be an exciting and fairly original series by fox have degrade down to meander tripe . during the first season and dark angel be on my weekly must see list and and not just because of jessica alba . unfortunately and the power that be over at fox decide that they need to fine tune the plotline . within 3 episode of the season opener and they have totally lose me a a viewer ( not even to see jessica alba . ) . i find the new character that be add in the second season to be too ridiculous and amateurish . the new plotlines be stretch the continuity and credibility of the show too thin . on one of the second season episode and they even have max sleeping and dreaming where the first season state she biologically couldn not sleep . the moral of the story ( the one that hollywood never get ) represent if it work and do not screw with it . azjazz . | 0neg |
awful and simply awful . it prove my theory about star power . this be suppose to be great tv because the guy who direct ( battlestar ) titanica be the same guy who direct this shlop schtock schtick about a chick . b o r i n g. find something a thousand time more interesting to do like watch your tv with no picture and no sound . negative ( i rat it so high b or c there aren not any negative score in the imdb . com rating system . ) zaphoidps represent my theory about star power be represent the more star power use in a show and the weak the show be . ( it call an indirect proportionality represent quality 1 or star power and less sp make for good quality and etc . another way to look at it be represent more be less . ) z . | 0neg |
god and i be bore out of my head a i watch this pilot . i have be expect a lot from it and a i be a huge fan of james cameron ( and not just since titanic and i might add ) and and his name in the credit i think would be a guarantee of quality ( then again and he also write the leaden strange day . ) . but the thing fail miserably at grab my attention at any point of it almost two hour of duration . in all that time and it barely go beyond it two line synopsis and and i would be very hard press to try to figure out any kind of coherent plot out of all the mess of strand that go nowhere . on top of that and i do not think the acrobatics outdo even those of any regular a team episode . a for alba and yes and she be gorgeous and of course and but the fact that she only display one single facial expression the entire movie ( pouty and surly ) and make me also get bore of her gal wit an attitude schtick pretty soon . you can count me out of this one and mr. cameron . | 0neg |
wow and here it finally be while the action movie without action . in a real low budget setting ( do not miss the hilarious fly saucer fly by a few time ) of a future seattle we find a no brain hardbody seek to avenge her childhood . there be nothing even remotely original or interesting about the plot and the actor performance be only rival in stupidity by the attempt to steal from other movie and mainly matrix without have the money to do it right . yes and we do get to see some run on wall and slow motion shoot out ( 45 sec approx . ) but these scene be about as cool a the stupid hardbody attempt at make joke about male incompetence now and then . and and yes and we be also serve a number of lead that lead absolutely nowhere and a if the script be think out by the previously unseen cast while shoot the scene . believe me and it be as bad a it possibly can get . in fact and it doesn not deserve to be take seriously and but perhaps i can make some of you not rent it and save your money . | 0neg |
i be try to picture the pitch for dark angel . i be think matrix and i be think bladerunner and i be think that chick that play faith in angel and wear shiny black leather or some chick just like her and leave that one with u . only get this . we will do it without any plot and dialogue and character and decent action or budget and just some loud bang and a hot chick in shiny black leather straddle a big throbbing bike . fanboys dig loud bang and hot chick in shiny black leather straddle big throbbing bike and right . flashy and shallow and dreary and formulaic and passionless and tedious and dull and dumb and humourless and desultory and barely competent . live action anime without any action and or indeed any life . sf just the way joe fanboy like it and in fact . negative . | 0neg |
lillian hellman play and adapt by dashiell hammett with help from hellman and become a curious project to come out of gritty warner bros. paul lukas and reprise his broadway role and win the best actor oscar and play an anti nazi german underground leader fight the fascist and drag his american wife and three child all over europe before find refuge in the state ( via the mexico border ) . they settle in washington with the wife wealthy mother and brother and though a boarder residing in the manor be immediately suspicious of the newcomer and spend an awful lot of time down at the german embassy playing poker . it seem to take forever for this drama to find it focus and and when we realize what the heart of the material be ( the wise and honest and direct refugee teach the clueless and head in the sand americans how the world have suddenly change ) and it seem a little patronize the viewer be quite literally put in the relative place and be lecture to . lukas have several speech in the third act which undoubtedly win him the academy award and yet for the much of the picture he seem to do little but enter and exit and enter and exit . a his spouse and bette davis enunciate like nobody else and work her wide eye to good advantage and but the role doesn not allow her much color . their child ( all with divergent accent . ) be alternately humorous and annoying and and geraldine fitzgerald have a nothing role a a put upon wife ( and the disgruntled texture she bring to the part seem entirely wrong ) . the intent here be to tastefully and tactfully show u just because a ( wwii era ) man may be german and that doesn not make him a nazi sympathizer . we get that in the first few minute while the rest of this tasteful and tactful movie be make up of exposition and defensive confrontation and and ultimately and compassion . it should be a heady mix and but instead it rather dry eyed and inert . from . | 0neg |
the character be cliched and predictable and with everyone be either snow white pure or wholly evil . the acting be too stilted for it to be bad in an amusing and over the top way . it doubly disappoint if youre a bette davis fan and because her character be not a typically fun bette davis type character while she just get to frown pensively a lot . on the whole and neither my wife nor i find the movie to be interesting and move or enjoyable at all . | 0neg |
it a absolutely incredible to me that anyone could make the comment that this film be not preachy . it be not only oppressively preachy and but absurd and stagebound and dramatically straight jacket and and painfully overwrought . watch it and one feel like an 8 year old child be punish by have to write i will not become a fascist on the blackboard 100 time . now i understand that it be make during the height of ww2 and and be intend to be a brave condemnation of hitler and the terrible suffering he bring about and ( which anyone would whole heartedly applaud ) and i be sure it accurately capture the mood of the day . but it be present in such an immature and over obvious and sledgehammer way and it fail abysmally a a work of art . the only good performance here be from paul lukas and who bring sincerity and intensity to his role a a quietly heroic anti fascist while and lucile watson a the amusingly ill mannered rich grandmother who slowly come to realize how dangerous the world have become . though their rootless upbringing have subject them to all kind of hardship and the child be ridiculously show a robotically well behave little snip . they do not even remotely resemble real human being . and bette davis and a great actress and here be so one dimensionally noble i cringe every time she be on screen . her every word and her every gesture be mean to convey how supportive and understanding she be of the sacrifice her husband have to make and the great cause he be fight for and that she must have be wire to receive a painful electric shock if she dare allow any hint of doubt or shade to surface in her portrayal . so yes and this be a very important film and just not a very good one . | 0neg |
there seem to be little in the way of middle ground where watch on the rhine be concern . one either like it very much and applaud it sincerity and it liberal point of view and fine acting and or else loathe it obvious propaganda and mediocre dialogue and cardboard character and overall tendentiousness . i fall very much in the latter category and and find the film and play and concern the activity of european refugee in washington during wartime a crushing bore and worthwhile mostly for the acting and and even then only intermittently . that author lillian hellman be on the side of the angel be irrelevant . her play be write for people who share her point of view and and she seldom explore idea that weren not already hold by the author and audience except to point out how dreadful the other side be . even when i find myself in one hundred percent agreement with what she have to say and a in rhine i still can not stand the way she say it . her character be unreal and and while her ear for dialogue show a certain facility for the way people talk she possess no real brilliance or originality . she really have nothing new to say . i thoroughly agree with the late mary mccarthy long overdue dismantling of hellman reputation some year ago . for those who think the theatre be dead or in extremis and yearn for the good old day and i urge a peek at watch on the rhine and a bad in it way a angel in america and which only go to show that the theatre have one foot in the grave sixty year ago . | 0neg |
the sign of a classic movie be that it age like a fine red wine . this movie be no cabarnet and certainly no casablanca . i agree with the other reviewer that the child in the movie be an unfortunate mutation that now plague u nightly in sit coms and the dialogue be stilted and preachy . but let look at the obsolete theme of the movie . with the passage of sixty plus year of history come wisdom . since watch on the rhine and author lillian hellman have be expose a a bidenesque plagiarist with her so call real life story julia from her book pentimento . a one of the most odious of a plethora of western base ussr apologist and it be obvious her theme in the play and movie be to stir america to action to save the bloody soviet dictator stalin and international communism from the fascist and who have just prove their military superiority in spain . a one reviewer correctly note and this be not a pro american play and movie and a lillian go to her grave an american loathing communist . this film chronicle that familiar smug stupidity of the intellectual elites that make up the american left then and just as now the full mooner leave of the daily ko and michael moore have buy into the conspiracy theory and once again give aid and comfort to those who would destroy america . | 0neg |
when i be young i really enjoyed watch bad television . we have all be guilty of it at some time or another and but my excuse for watch thing like buck rogers in the 25th century and silver spoon be this represent i be young and naive while ignorant of what make a show really worthwhile . thankfully and i now appreciate the good stuff . stargate sg 1 be not good . the 12 year old me would love every hackneyed bit of it and every line of stilted dialogue and every bit of needless technobabble . the writing be beyond insipid while so bland and uninspired it make one miss star trek represent voyager . if your show make me long for the bad trek show ever and youre in trouble . the film stargate be a wonderful guilty pleasure and anchor by two solid performance by james spader and kurt russell and full of fascinate egyptian architecture and culture and a wonderful musical score and and cool sci fi idea . with the exception of a little of the original music and none of what make the film fun appear in this show . even richard dean anderson and who make macgyver watchable and legend interesting and seem like he half asleep most episode . the budget must have be very low because the set sometimes look like somebody basement . the cinematography isn not much good and a vanilla and dull a the script . it amaze me that show with a lot more style ( like farscape ) and substance ( like the reimagined battlestar galactica ) have small and less rabid fanbases than this pap . it just doesn not deserve it . | 0neg |
i can not believe how popular this show be . i consider myself an avid sci fi fan . i have read countless sci fi novel and have enjoy many sci fi movie and tv show . i really wouldn not even consider this true sci fi . every episode i have sit through be like a lame and water down version of a star trek episode and minus anything that might make it interesting or excite . it basically a bunch of people stand around in army fatigue and talk about something boring and who occasionally go through the stargate and end up on a planet that look just like earth and with people who look and sound just like human . it seem extremely low budget . the character be all forgettable one dimensional cutout and and the many attempt at humor fall flat . it remind me when you see a commercial with a famous athlete in it and try to be funny and but he be not . it be just sad . the movie be terrible as well . there be so much you can do with a portal through space and yet every place the army people go be bore . this show no imagination . i actually think the tv series alien nation from a few year back ( base on the movie alien nation ) be much good . that show actually have good story line and decent character . i wasn not crazy about alien nation and but compare to this overrate crap and it be great . also and unlike the great new battlestar galactica series and stargate copy the look and feel of the lame movie too closely . they should have at least updated the cheesy toilet flush special effect of whenever somebody go through the stargate . | 0neg |
im watch it now on pink ( serbia tv station ) and i must say this be a crap . shallow and no acting and effect too sloppy i mean and who make this series . this be a stupid attempt of the studio to make some more money on the success of the film . ok. the film be great in 1994 when it come out . but the series . some time you can see how idiotic the line be in the speech of the character . i mean and do they actually pay someone to write that and be that someones relative at the studio . this be no scifi . the film be the bomb and the series suck . | 0neg |
have see the first ten episode and i must say this show suck . what bother me the most and be that the show be shoot in canada . i know it cheap and but they should have shoot it in california and so we could have have scene in the desert . that would have be more true to the movie . the first scene where they be outside in another world be in the mountain and with lot of pinetrees where it look cold . that doesnt feel very egyptian . what work so well in the movie be that it felt like you be in the ancient egypt . here it feel like theyre run around fight alien in a canadian forrest . and it so lame that appaerantly and on other planet and the fall come as well . you can see leaf on the ground in the forrests that all look like forrests outside vancouver . it just make the show even more unbelievable and dumb . and then there be richard dean anderson . he be no kurt russel . sure he do a decent job and he try to copy russels performance a little bit and but he be just not as cool a russel . and not nearly as good an actor a russel . and russells way of play o neill and well he be much more cynical . anderson o neil and be way too soft . i like it that russels version just didnt give a s and have no trouble detonate the bomb until the very end of the movie . michael shank do a really good job a jackson though take over from james spader . tealc be a really annoying character . he be jaffa . not a jaffa . just jaffa . aaaarrgh . a former bodyguard of a pathetic ra character and see only in the pilot and in one other episode so far . tealc speaks talk and act like a robot . i have see well act from jean claude van damme . and the fact that tealc and the ra character and the people they save in the movie and can speak english all of a sudden be also incredibly dumb . what make the alien so scary in the movie be that they speak an ancient language and be real monster . a for the special effect and they be really good in the pilot . but the very rare effect in the actual show be badly do and look cheap . especially a planet they visit with crystal . it so obvious they walk around on a soundstage with a badly make painting in the background . it an insult to u viewer that they make it look so cheap . especially when they could have make it in front of a bluescreen with cgi background . the x file have well effect when they air their first episode in 1993. that be 4 year before sg 1 start . and they didnt have the apparent two million dollar budget per episode and that sg 1 supposedly have . they must have spend all the money on catering . because i do not see it on the screen . incredibly boring and pointless show and that could have be great if they have shoot the show in hollywood with a big budget and good writer and good character . | 0neg |
1 how be it that everyone can understand each other perfectly without device like universal translator or translator microbe . do the creator of this show realize that people who be take from different part of the earth and in different time frame ( attilla the hun wasn not a contemporary of preliterate hellenic culture and nor be the viking contemporary to the pyramid builder ) speak different language and can never develop a language so similar to modern day english ( except for the inflection they do not use ) and which have be influence by latin and ancient greek and danish and french . 2 cultural difference can not be overcome so easily and trust have to be win and yet everywhere the team arrive they be welcome without any suspicion and start order people around like they be their appointed leader . of course real fan would comment that they be perceive a god . the people they meet should be shock by their technology and accuse them of witchcraft and the like . 3 historical background represent none . visually it might vaguely remind you of greek or viking culture and but anyone can dress in a bunch of tablecloth or run to a local costume rental for a plastic helmet with horn and claim to look the part . a small town theater group probably have good prop . 4 boring . another lame canuck production and which inexplicably run for ten long year . a a kid show it could make the grade and but anyone who have a little knowledge about human behavior and language couldn not bear to even watch the first twelve episode of season 1 and like i just do . i very much want to believe i have find a decent sci fi show and otherwise i would shut it of and cleanse my computer of this refuge after the first five minute . | 0neg |
the episodic version of robert heinlein starship trooper play out at a deathly slow pace and follow johnny rico leave his parent and the ( not very attractive ) girl he lust for and and join the mobile infantry . the alien in the show be nothing like the barbaric bug from the film and instead be squid like monster that shoot laser out of their mouth . throughout watch this version and i be continually amaze at just how fruity they have manage to make the whole thing . the show be concern mostly with the relationship between the recruit and and the aching and prolong gaze they give each other through their battle armour visor and with 80 synth pop sometimes arrive during the sparse battle sequence which at last turn up in the final few episode . in term of construction and it owe a debt to top gun and share much in term of pacing and content ( and all that implies ) . | 0neg |
you would better choose paul verhoeven even if you have watch it . | 0neg |
the plot of this terrible film be so convoluted i have put the spoiler warn up because i be unsure if i be give anything away . the audience first see some man in jack the ripper garb murder an old man in an alley a hundred year ago . then be up to modern day and a young australian couple be look for a house . be give an unbelievably long tour of this house and the husband see a figure in an old mirror . some 105 year old woman live there . there be also large iron panel cover a wall in the den . an old fashioned straight razor fall out when theyre renovating and the husband keep it . i guess he become possess by the razor because he start have weird dream . oh yeah and the couple be unable to have a baby because the husband be fire blank . some mold seem to be climb up the wall after the couple remove the iron panel and the mold have the shape of a person . late in the story there be a plot about a large cache of money and the husband murder the body guard and a co worker and steal the money . his wife be suddenly pregnant . what the hell be go on . who know . nothing be explain . be the 105 year old woman the child of the serial killer . the baby sister . why be iron panel put on the wall . how would that keep the serial killer contain in the cellar . be he lock down there by his family and starve to death or just conceal . who be mr. hobbs and why be he so desperate to get the iron panel . he never see again . why be the serial killer kill people . we only see the one old man murder . be there a pattern or motive or something . why do the wife suddenly become pregnant . be it the demon spawn of the serial killer . have he manage to infiltrate the husband semen . and why and if the husband be able to subdue and murder a huge and burly security guard and be he unable to overpower his wife . and just how powerful be the voltage system in australia that it would knock him across the room simply cut a light wire . and why do the wife stay in the house . be she now possess by the serial killer . be the baby go to be the killer reincarnate . this movie be such a frustrating experience i want to call my pb station and ask for my money back . the only enjoyable aspect of this story be see the husband run around in just his boxer short for a lot of the time and but even that couldn not redeem this muddle and incoherent mess . | 0neg |
. that jamie foxx would ever deliver such a wonderful and oscar winning performance . one of the reason why i be so impressed with foxx performance in ray be because from watch his hammy and obnoxious act in movie like bait and booty call and i would never imagine he would ever hold the oscar . if people tell me five year ago that jamie foxx be one day go to win an oscar and i would laugh right in their face . who know . maybe he good off stick to drama and because if you watch bait and it clearly evident that comedy be not his forte . i swear and jamie mug so much in this movie that i be surprise his face do not fall off . and why do he have to do those stupid voice at every chance he get . anyone familiar with comedian like bob newhart and steven wright know that do comedy doesn not require be loud and obnoxious . if a joke be funny and it funny . if it not funny and then do some crazy accent be not go to make it any funnier . the problem i have with some comedian who decide to try acting be that they favor get laugh over be in character . in real life and normal people do not always have witty comeback and quip . like albert brook say in an interview discuss his character in taxi driver and it important to be funny a your character and rather than be funny a a comedian . a prime example of jamie violate that rule be the nauseatingly awful scene where his mug shot be be take and and he start pose for the photograph like a model . if a regular person be be throw in jail and would he really be act goofy while have his mug shot take . and wouldn not the police try to scold him if he be . there be many scene like that throughout the film . another awful sequence be one where jamie be on the unwittingly on the phone with the villain and and he start do a phony caribbean accent . not funny . not to mention jamie never seem to acknowledge the timing of a joke . give a comedic performance require patience and whereas he go straight to the punchline and whether it the right time for it or not . i be not even a big mike epps fan and but even his performance be good in comparison to jamie . a a matter of fact and this be the first time i felt somewhat relieve whenever he would appear on screen . epps have the same flaw when it come to comedy and but at least he choose a more low key approach . one of the few bright spot in this clunker of a comedy be david morse and a highly underrated actor mostly know for his support role a villain . he seem to be the only actor in the film concern with ground it in reality . however and fellow green mile star doug hutchison be disgustingly over the top a the villain . a big surprise and consider he give a superb performance in the green mile and also play a heavy . antoine fuqua have prove his direct chop in movie like the replacement killer and train day . even in bait and he show he can direct a hell of an action sequence . his only problem seem to be in discipline jamie foxx and who probably improvise half the script with one bad joke after another . unless youre a die hard fan of foxx and please do not take the bait . | 0neg |
after a day at work and i sit down to relax and turn on the movie channel . the movie come up on the guide and sound interest so i tune in just before it start . the first 30 minute be enough to make me interested and but the lack of act ability in jamie foxx and the slow plot movement make me want to get up and find food during the movie . if there be any credit to be give for act in this movie it should go to david morse who at least try to make the movie interesting . all in all and do not plan on impress your friend by pick this one a a renter for a movie night . | 0neg |
jamie foxx be my favorite comedian . however and i feel that he sell out in order to gain his first big budget lead role . foxx follow in the footstep of the like of chris tucker and martin lawrence and dave chapple and who have all see their talent waste by stereotype producer who think black male who commit pretty crime be a funny concept ( see represent money talk and blue streak ) . okay i laugh a few time and grant all of these comedian continue to pick up hilarious role and but i would love to see these guy branch out ala marlon wayans portrayal in requiem to a dream . or in live color tommy davidson and damon wayans move performance in spike lee satire bamboozle . | 0neg |
jamie foxx be fun but this movie have be do before . the bad guy play a malkovichian character from in the line of fire . the cop will do anything to find the bad guy and of course the good guy have two set of bad guy and one set of cop after him all the while he be just try to turn over a new leaf . | 0neg |
well and i can and will be very short . this be a wrong balanced and non convincing film that could have be a little bit well . the script seem to not know which way to go . from funny to cliche wise serious . it a bit silly . that plus too much sentence we have hear before the hacker be in florida and or no and he be in madrid and no he be in . and he be screw the signal . 4 out of 10 . | 0neg |
photography be too jumpy to follow . dark scene hard to see . have good story line too bad it get lose somewhere . too noisy for what be really happen bottom line be it a baddddd movie . | 0neg |
this be the first time i ever saw a movie with jamie foxx and and i bet it will be my last . i fail to see why he be funny and although people in the audience think it be very funny when he make a face to the camera and or for say i be go to take a shower . the plot be completely predictable . the bad guy come after the good guy . the good guy have a woman and so the bad guy use her . in between and the official screw up . the final scene be utterly unbelievable . you spend 2 year and million of dollar chase a guy and but you do not do your home work to solve a trivial riddle . there no great acting and there isn not much of a plot or storyline and and the shooting be do mtv style . don not waste your money on this one . | 0neg |
i love jamie foxx . and i enjoy 99 % of all movie i see . and i walk out of this one . now and i admit and it may have have something to do with the two middle age white woman in the back of theatre who laugh at every little thing ( oh no and jamie knock on a door . hee hee hee . ) and but . this be just so incredibly annoy . there could be no sustained camera shot and and no camera shot from a conventional angle . everything have to be in your face and loud and and annoy . the bad guy try to be smooth and malkovich like and but at this point and it just old and tired . he bring nothing new or interesting . from all the character and too many line you saw come and too many you have hear before and and too many tough guy line . and i do not mind that sort of thing and really and as long a there a bit of originality to it . in fact and pretty much the entire supporting cast just suck . i love jamie foxx and and i think he really funny and and i think he be funny in this movie . but not nearly funny enough for me to endure everything else . this movie need less shoot em up and less annoy camera shot and more emotion and more feeling and and more jamie foxx . i give it a 2 . | 0neg |
what . be jamie foxx suppose to be funny . do he really believe he be funny . well and it funny watch his confidence in be funny . the man have no identity whatsoever . i mean you can immediately see who his idol be and denzel washington and martin lawrence and because he try really hard to imitate them in most of his movie . the only problem be that he do it bad and uneven and and what come out be some part where he somewhat look like denzel and with that macho st attitude and then abruptly go to be martin lawrence and the funny and clumsy silly comic . there no personal touch to all that and i mean he contribute nothing to the personality he try to sell and and i be sure he have nothing to say personally . he really be mr. dull boy in person . i be really hop hollywood and and the black community in america would find somebody well to launch into super stardom and like don cheadle for example and but perhaps the pathetic jamie well represent the generation that remixes the old . | 0neg |
i be one of quite a few extra in this big bomb . i just happen to be in the right place work safety for the race scene at a. i. r. a it be know a back then . thank goodness my scene in in the first few minute of the movie and i do not have to sit through the whole thing . it be more of a big party than a movie set but hey and the pay be good . attention to detail be not a strong point for this one and but who be go to know . the funny thing be see the car in the track at the really slow speed and then in the movie speed up to the what be close to normal speed . a lot of the scene be change a they be film i suppose to shave cost and time . but every one be have such a good time who care . | 0neg |
this be surely one of the bad film ever make and release by a major hollywood studio . the plot be simply stupid . the dialog be write in clichés while you can complete a great many sentence in the script because of this . the acting be ridiculously bad and especially that of rod cameron . the choreography be silly and wholly unerotic . one can only pity the reviewer who saw 23 year old yvonne dance a sexual while it merely very bad choreography . the ballet scene in the film beginning be especially ludicrous . if you be into bad movie and enjoy laugh at some of hollywood turkey and this be for you . i buy the colorized version on vhs and make the movie even bad . yvonne heavy makeup and when color and have her look like a clown all the time . and she the best part of this film . what a way to launch a career . | 0neg |
this film be about british prisoner of war from the world war ii escape from a camp in germany . i find the wooden horse disappointingly boring . the subject could have be thrill and suspenseful and adrenaline fuel and but the wooden horse be tell in a very plain way . it a collection of plain and poorly tell event and with no suspension and thrill . the first half plainly tell how the prisoner of war dug a tunnel and but the event be so plain and with not enough blunder and close shave to make me on edge . the latter half of the film be even bad and they be just move from one place to another without any cat and mouse chase . and could the character talk a bit less and have more action in an action film . i be disappoint by the wooden horse and it waste the potential to be a great film . | 0neg |
early film direct by d. w. griffith while it feature a gloriously happy king ( arthur v. johnson ) and his queen ( marion leonard ) but and wait . when the king leave the scene and his queen make music with the palace minstrel ( henry b. walthall ) . when the king discover the lover and he decide to enact a horrific edgar allen poe type revenge . it difficult to believe the lover can not hear those plot against them while although the actor be try to look alternately noisy ( the lover ) and quiet ( the cement mixer ) . the set make the sealed room look very staged . the performance be okay and and the story be easy to follow . the sealed room ( 9/2/09 ) d. w. griffith ~ arthur v. johnson and henry b. walthall and marion leonard . | 0neg |
in contrast to my fellow reviewer and i always try to find something redeem in any film i see . yes and the quality of the dubbing and lighting be abysmal and the acting be wooden and the opening sequence highly mislead what with all those lascivious female lesbian vampire with blood drip . something must be lose in the translation of the word bloodsucker from the italian in the title while almost a if the producer be originally go to film a gothic vampire tale and then change their mind but could not afford to give up their dramatic opening sequence and so tack it onto the film anyway . this film make in 1975 have recently be issue on dvd and come with it own theatrical trailer which in some respect be more dare than see in the film . now anyone who buy this film have probably already read it synopsis anyway and know what to expect italian softporn from the mid 1970s . i buy it because i be attract to christa nelli ( credit most often a krista nell ) . the absence of a cast of character i find most frustrating in a lot of these eurosleaze film from the 60 and 70 . i have hop imdb would show the cast of character a one hear their name in the film but without a cast list and it be very difficult to link them to the actor concern . i think krista nell play cora but underneath that massive hair style and costume and make up it be difficult to distinguish her for sure . there be mostly a two dimensional portrayal by the actor of their part and no one really stand out . maybe something be lose in the dubbing process . what be the positive point . well the music be atmospheric and of course if youre into beautiful lesbian soft porn it there . the external location use be good and i would like to know where they film the castle on it island . it purport to be set in ireland ( north or the republic . ) in 1902 and so everyone sport period piece costume . some of the scene i find unintentionally funny especially those sex scene . anyway an enjoyable romp . i rat it 4/10 . | 0neg |
( aka represent the bloodsucker lead the dance ) lot of naked babe in this one with a couple of lesbo scene throw in . the film be suppose to take place in ireland but it look more like rome and the adriatic to me . gothic lesbian get invite to a count island castle for the weekend . one by one they seem to be miss their head due to a madperson run around . it not very scary or bloody and the room look like they be lit with floodlight even though candle be lit . go figure . ( sic ) dubbing be bad than usual and the plot only serve a an excuse for the eroticism and nudity . direct by euro horror actor alfredo rizzo and this be one snoozer . pretty boring negative . | 0neg |
wow this one suck . i be gon na sum it up as quickly a possible . a count invite 4 naive slut back to his castle . a bunch of nothing happens for a long time . some lame and un erotic soft core sex scene happen . some girl get their head cut off ( off screen ) the end . the only thing go for this one be the decent look set and costume and some bad dubbing which lead to some unintentionally funny dialogue and and a few brief nudie shot . and believe me those thing be not enough to redeem the 90 minute of tedium that this film be . in fact the best part be the tacked on begin from the distributor that feature some slutty goth chick cover in blood and show their tit and again this be definitely not worth the price of admission for this garbage . a everyone else have note the title of the film be completely nonsensical a there absolutely no bloodsucking and nor dancing of any sort in the film at all . it may as well have be call the goat raper lead the circle jerk and at least then it would have have a well title that also pertain to nothing in the film . an accurate title would have be 90 minute of torture another allure title that would have at least be truthful . for the viewer . honestly the trailer that on the disc show all the best part ( and i use the term best extremely loosely . ) so i highly suggest watch that instead if youre still curious . i can not imagine anyone like this wreck of a film please take my advice and leave this one on the shelf . negative . | 0neg |
a particularly maligned example of italian cult cinema with a nonsensical title to boot ( if anything and the alternate the mark of satan be even less relevant to the plot . ) and this hybrid of gothic horror and giallo ( with a strong dose of erotica ) only contrive a flat sort of atmosphere throughout actually match by handle which be downright dreadful . here and we get the usual group of people ( an act troupe ) strand on an island ( to which they be invite by a count since he have become enamor of the lead lady and a dead ringer for his miss spouse ) . the character be pretty much stereotype represent middle age but dash hero ( play by giacomo rossi stuart and whose family history bear more than it share of violent tragedy ) and demure heroine and sluttish companion ( recall mae west and emerge the most annoying of the lot . ) and a meek but devoted stage manager ( forever chide by one and all for his unmanly behavior . ) and a couple of lesbian and a mysterious gardener ( the ubiquitous luciano pigozzi who and for once and get in on the action and if you know what i mean ) and an envious housekeeper ( nominal star femi benussi though and for what it be worth and this be really an ensemble piece ) and a religious fanatic of a butler and an impressionable chambermaid and etc . while the film be not by any mean unwatchable and the atrocious dubbing and snail pace and shoddy production ( with the scene depict the rag sea lift from some black and white film . ) and the fact that the murder only occur within the conclude half hour do not help matter . besides and marcello giombini score and though pleasant in itself and come off a incongruously modern under the circumstance while that say and the revelation prove a surprisingly elaborate one ( consider there be surely no shortage of suspect here ) . | 0neg |
after an initial release of 4 very good eurotrash title and redemption have manage to scrape the bottom of the barrel with the bloodsucker lead the dance . i find no bloodsucker anywhere in this movie . the story be simple . a mysterious count invite several actress to his castle for a little vacation . after some sofcore sexual shenanigans the girl get decapitate one by one . who be the killer . who know . there be more red herring in this one than at the local fish market on friday . the pace be excruciate . the story be silly and the skin scene aren not all that terrific either . give this one a miss . | 0neg |
this movie be not only a very bad movie and with awful actor or presume actor and a bored direction and a story unattractive and it also copy exactly an scene from the excellent giallio torso and direct by sergio martino in 1973 ( two year before ) and one of the most celebrated psycho thriller of italian cinema and a cult movie around the world . in la sanguinusa conduce la danza and the director replay the bed scene between the black girl and the white girl and with an peep tom watch from a window of the bedroom . naturally and the scene in rizzo movie be ridiculous and inferior to the softness and charming in martino film . to put another black girl and another white girl and another peeping tom replay the scene be simply the most appropriate way of prove that rizzo movie have no idea and no originality and no taste and and nothing at all . i think that such thing be an offense to spectator . | 0neg |
la sanguisuga conduce la danza and or the bloodsucker lead the dance a i believe be it common english title and be set on ireland in 1902 where the mysterious count richard marnack ( giacomo rossi stuart ) invite soon to be out of work theatre actress evelyn ( patrizia webley a patrizia de rossi ) and three more of her fellow soon to be out of work actress friend cora ( krista nell ) and penny ( lidia olizzi ) and rosalind ( marzia damon a caterina chiani ) to his castle situate on a small island just off the coast . at first evelyn be reluctant but be persuade when it be agree stage hand samuel ( leo valeriano ) go along as well . once there count marnack tell his guest that his father and grandfather both cut the head off their cheating wife use a ceremonial knife and there a feeling of unease when it turn out that evelyn look exactly the same a the current count wife who run away not too long ago . along with have to worry about weirdo servant it turn out that someone want to use the knife themselves to chop a few head off . this italian production be write and direct by alfredo rizzo and be total and complete and utter crap from start to finish . first thing first let start the criticism with the title the bloodsucker lead the dance and let examine that title because when i do i feel somewhat cheated that there aren not any vampire or any form of bloodsucking whatsoever and no one lead anything at anytime and there most certainly isn not any dance or dance so do not expect any of these thing . what you should expect though be a tedious and dull and boring pointless little giallo that take over an hour before anyone be kill and any sort of murder mystery start to take shape and the first hour of la sanguisuga conduce la danza be a plot less and uninteresting a anything out there . the best way to imagine it be to think of the most boring soft core porn film you have ever see and then cut most of the soft core porn out and that just leave bad actor and bad dubbing and bad dialogue and a tiny bit of soft core sex and lesbianism and absolutely nothing else . yep and it really be that bad . the mystery element be crap and people do illogical thing for no apparent reason and the overly complicate twist end be as bad a the rest of it and the sixth sense ( 1999 ) this ain not . director rozzi do an ok job and la sanguisga conduce la danza actually have a nice look and feel to it despite it obvious low budget and i mean there be scene where he show a torm rag outside the castle however the stock footage use be in black and white . so the film jump from bright colour to black and white whenever it cut to the storm and back to colour again . there be one absolutely hilarious scene where a maid and her friend discuss her breast and she let her friend feel them who be then full of compliment and this scene be so funny and just so unnatural that it priceless and easily the film best moment even if a bad 70 porno would be embarrass by the dialogue . there be minimal nudity and the sex or lesbian scene be very tame . forget about any blood or gore a there isn not any apart from a decapitate head . technically the film pretty good and the period setting and production design be actually quite impressive although it not massive in scope it do the job effectively enough . the film have a nice sense of colour and the cinematography be fine . the film be dub so it hard to give an opinion on the original performance but the voice actor be terrible and the dialogue be even bad than usual . la sanguisuga conduce la danza be a terrible film and it make no sense and it have virtually no story for over an hour and it have possibly the most misleading title ever and be really dull and bore with a confused stupid twist end . as far a euro horror fan go there be plenty of much good film than this so please do not waste your time and a for anyone else this be definitely one to avoid . trivia note represent the notorious ( and ban in the uk ) nazi exploitation or horror film horrify experiment of the s. s last day ( 1977 ) aka s hell camp and the beast in heat be direct by luigi batzella and he have a fairly substantial role a a police detective in la sanguisuga conduce la danza . | 0neg |
the bloodsucker lead the dance what a laughable title and it so utterly mislead . it not surprise that the film maker try and mislead u though because this be one terrible movie . the story basically involve a murder mystery in a castle on a remote island . very little happens in this film . and when something do wake the viewer from his stupor and it invariably be unintentional comedy in the form of atrocious dialogue deliver by a hopeless group of voice artist . these guy be so bad they make the actor they deliver voice for appear like a group of remedial level moron . it really be hard to determine how bad the acting be when you have dub this abysmal . but the voice artist can not be blame for the script . it a travesty . unintentionally funny at best and pathetic at bad . the story in general be and to say the least and uneven . the woman character be particularly idiotic while the men be either creepy or tedious . the whole enterprise smack of pure exploitation of the audience . it doesn not remotely deliver what it promise and even when the murder ( finally ) start happen and they all occur off screen . all we get be a few half hearted severed head shot . a few people have say that this movie be a giallo . i can not agree less with this opinion . anyone who enjoy italian thriller should give this movie a wide berth a there be nothing remotely thrill about it . it basically a soft core porn film with a horror angle . but it not very erotic either . i can not recommend this to anyone . | 0neg |
the horror channel play nothing but erotic soft porn gothic flick each night from 10pm till about 4 in the morning and but their care factor be very limited and if one exist at all . in fact i be sure i will find a multi million pound lottery win more scary than anything this channel have to offer . the bloodsucker lead the dance deserve special mention because it be i feel and the undisputed low of a channel full of low . i can not even begin to tell you how bad this film be and but for the purpose of complete the minimum 10 line demand by this site and i will at least give it a go . firstly the title be mislead and bear no resemblance to the action on the screen . in fact the film might as well have be call toothbrush or wallpaper for all it have to do with the plot . at least they use toothbrush . at least they have wallpaper . there be no bloodsucker for mile around and whats even bad there be no dance and not one . i be sure they be make two different film by mistake here . a more suitable title would have be and horny italian count lead five people to a scary castle and bore u silly for ninety minute . yes that fit well . the acting be terrible and and the dubbing appalling and and that guy who play seymour be almost a wooden in his walk a he be in his character . abysmal . the only saving grace of this film be a small but slightly interesting lesbian sex scene and two small and very interesting heterosexual sex scene and and the added attraction in that every single female character get her kit off . bonus . otherwise steer a wide birth away from this one . no vampire and no dancing and no scene of a brutal or gruesome nature and no way on god earth i will ever and ever and ever watch this one again . no word of a lie and this film could put you off motion picture for life . | 0neg |
i saw this movie when i be much young and i think it be funny . i saw it again last week and and you can guess the result . some funny part in it and very few and too long . the beginning be the only thing that be funny if you ask me . if you want a total b movie this be a good pick and but do not expect too much from alien dwarf size . | 0neg |
this be a really dumb movie . it could be fun with the cool look alien and the country setting and but it just isn not . some alien hear the broadcast of war of the world when a small country radio station play it on halloween . they come to earth to kill human and but instead of kill and they make people their slave and act goofy . the front cover of the film show these alien rid surfboard in space . not really what they do . these aren not party alien and they be stupid cartoonish idiot with annoy high pitch modulated voice . the alien with the most tolerable voice also happen to be the jack nicholson rip off alien who always wear his sunglass . other than the alien and the acting be terrible . the writing be obviously mean for child and because every character be write like a kid . this be a dumb movie and that only child will appreciate and maybe . my rating represent half out of . 100 min . pg for mild language . | 0neg |
imagine youre a high school boy and in the back of a dark and uncrowded theater with your girlfriend . how bad would a movie have to be and in order that you would feel compel to leave the theater and head home before it end . this movie be that bad . really . movie often become so bad that theyre good while this movie be beyond that stage of bad ness . it be painfully bad . horribly and terribly and crime against humanity bad . | 0neg |
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