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tapeheads and a scrappy and intermittently funny spoof of the music video business and might have been the perfect comedic short and and stars john cusack and tim robbins are effortlessly in the swing of the nonsensical chaos involved. they play two semi savvy security guards in los angeles who start their own company ...
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this one is a little better than the first one. it still relies on a lot of its humor which basically keeps saying that the old bond movies were not realistic. that wears thin after so many parodies. the girls were more interesting in this one. there is a tremendous amount of total gross out humor. hopefully one day re...
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i had no expectations other than to be entertained for 90 minutes and and that is exactly what i was. of course it is campy and of course some of the dialog wasn not perfect and of course the special effects were a bit hokey. that is exactly why i enjoyed the movie so much. it is a perfect fit for this genre of a 70 ho...
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thanks to the bbc for this show. i used to suffer from an inferiority complex and i hated leaving the house and talking to new people and i had an overwhelming sense that people hated me. however after watching one episode of 4 non blondes my fortunes started to change. after episode 2 i started applying for new jobs a...
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one of those classics and held up next to deep throat and behind the green door. sure and it was clever and but the female lead isn not that attractive and sex isn not that hot. but if not for this film and porn would not have blossomed into what it is today. harry reems was the ron jeremy of his day. worth a look if y...
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this is a great movie. i love the series on tv and so i loved the movie. one of the best things in the movie is that helga finally admits her deepest darkest secret to arnold. that was great. i loved it it was pretty funny too. it a great movie. doy.
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the episodic version of robert heinlein starship troopers plays out at a deathly slow pace and following johnny rico leaving his parents and the (not very attractive) girl he lusts for and and joining the mobile infantry. the aliens in the show are nothing like the barbaric bugs from the film and instead being squid li...
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the direction had clearly stated that this film idea and plot is totally original. however and as to those who have read lam dunk comic and we can clearly see that the characters are very similar and even some jokes. another note is jay chow himself do not know kung fu and it just would not impress anyone if he tries t...
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i am not to keen on the pallbearer and it not too bad and but just very slow at the times. as the movie goes on and it gets a little more interesting and but nothing brilliant. i really like david schwimmer and i think he good here. i am not a massive gwyneth paltrow fan and but i do not mind her sometimes and she okay...
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i found the documentary entitled fast and cheap and and out of control to be a fairly interesting documentary. the documentary contained four mini documentaries about four interesting men. each one of these men was extremely involved with his job and showing sheer love and enjoyment for one job. the sad part and i must...
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ok its not the best film i have ever seen but at the same time i have been able to sit and watch it twice. story line was pretty awful and during the first part of the first short story i wondered what the hell i was watching but at the same time it was so awful i loved it cheap laughs all the way. and jebidia deserves...
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i just watched it. a couple of laughs and but nothing to write home about. jason lee looked like he was having fun. the (long) dvd gag reel consists almost solely of him having fits of uncontrollable laughter. selma blair seemed to be punching a time clock and but then again and her character was supposed to be a stick...
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while on a vacation at the beach and red haired brothers michael mcgreevey and billy mumy (as arthur and petey loomis) find a seal. the lads christen their critter sammy and and spend summertime frolicking with the sandy sea lion. when it time to go home and the boys begin to suffer separation anxiety. young mr. mcgree...
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i thought it was not the best re cap episode i have every seen (though my viewing partner handed me a tissue in anticipation of the brendan fraser moment. sigh). it was nice to see cox outside of the incessantly brittle coxism state he is in these days and if only for brief moments. i also enjoyed trying to place the e...
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when i first saw this movie and it was titled terror on a train and was the back half of a double feature. glenn ford and an armament expert is called on to defuse a hidden bomb on a train loaded with high explosives. the tension is slow and steady while and this black and white film runs only about an hour and twelve ...
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the subject matter seems pretty dated today. adapted for tv from rona jaffe book while we trip and stumble through a fantasy existence. four college students get deeply involved playing a live version of the board game mazes and dragons (based on dungeons and dragons). one player and a young tom hanks and enters the fa...
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i have never actually seen this film but can tell you one thing about its production. while a comedy or oldies radio dj in 1988 and i got a call from the production company. they asked if i would write and record a bit they would drop into the soundtrack as sounds eminating from a tv (the television screen itself would...
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the nsa and cia and fbi and fsb and all other snoop agency in the world should watch this movie to gain information as to how to spy on people. (as mst3k commentary states it. sanata has the dirt on every. santa tentacles reach far and wide. there is no hiding from the klaus organization)from telescopes that can spy ov...
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ok i adore this film. i will credit this movie alone for making me such a die hard horror fanatic. i could never watch this movie alone. i have also heard many many stories of the effect it had in it original release at the theatres and on its viewers. incredible masterpiece. horrible and psychological stuff scare...
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i saw this movie years ago in a group tradition of fast forward film festivals and where we would set out to rent a bunch of b movies and vote for who picked the worst. the night we watched this and it was voted the best and due to semblance of plot and fun costuming. this is certainly a silly and kitschy and movie and...
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i think it a great movie. it fun and maybe a little unrealistic and but fun and dramatic. i would like to see it again and if they were showing it in tv. just 1 question represent are we still talking about the same movie.
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philip. k. dickian movie. and a decent one for that matter. better than the paycheck (woo) and that abomination called minority report (spielberg). but lets face it and the twisting and cheesing ending was a bit too much for me. half way through the movie i already started to fear about such kind of ending and and i wa...
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this film is just a kids against evil genre. thunderbirds is just the hook to get people to see it and but are almost incidental in use. the fact that the action takes place on tracy island is just a ploy to pull in the public. it was interesting to note what the film makers view of future london will be and how the wo...
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my children watch the show everyday that its on. its a great program for younger children. however they need to stop showing re runs and do some more actual shows and get rid of rooney and deedee yellow teeth. moe is the only doodle bop with clean white pearlie teeth and the children notice these things and ask if the ...
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in the ravaged wasteland of the future and mankind is terrorized by cyborgs—robots with human features—that have discovered a new source of fuel represent human blood. commanded by their vicious leader jōb (lance henriksen) and the cyborgs prepare to overtake taos and a densely populated human outpost. only one force c...
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despite being a huge fan of fred astaire and ginger rogers movies and it wasn not until about 6 years ago that i first saw follow the fleet. i knew all the songs from an old astaire or rogers record (yes and vinyl) but knew nothing of the plot. unfortunately and while the songs are catchy and ginger rogers character is...
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this film kind of like conan the barabarian and but with more sex and rape and murder. there is a plot somewhere underneath all this debauchery but the filmmakers do not do a good job showing it and which is a shame because it could be a decent story. richard hill gives a solid performance in the lead role and as does ...
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as a member of the cast and i was a member of the band at all the basketball games and i would like to let the world know after being in the movie and that we were not allowed to see it since it was banned in oregon. this was due to the producers and the director breaking the contract with the university of oregon wher...
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i can fondly remember bo derek heyday and the uk press attention (the mucky sun and news of the world papers especially) all following her small role in 10 with dudley moore. understandably and much fuss was made of her photogenic face and crystal clear blue eyes and her perfectly formed bouncing breasts. unfortunately...
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it funny and when you stop and think about it represent fright film fans tend to a deep and abiding affection toward those who scare the daylights out of them. the texas chainsaw massacre may give us nightmares and but who among us (the faithful) do not feel a very real twinge of love for gunnar hansen in brutal massac...
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fairly amusing piece that tries to show how smart orcas are but in the meanwhile (and quite oblivious to them) makes the audience feel stupid by making the most ridiculous film. richard harris plays quint. i am sorry and that wrong and he plays captain nolan and a fisherman who catches sharks for a living and but is lu...
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bridges of madison county is a better made version of this story. i felt the ending of this movie was not handled sensitively as they did in the original english movie. this movie is very indianised and if you are a very sensitive person who cries in a movie when hero dies in the end you will love this movie and on the...
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acclaimed director mervyn leroy puts drama on film that competes with the best of soap operas. high drama is found in the loves and infidelities in new york social set. oh yes and do not forget jealousy can bring about tainted hearts and murder. the all star cast features represent barbara stanwyck and van heflin and j...
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this film might have weak production values and but that is also what makes it so good. the special effects are gross out and well done. my favorite part of the movie had to be chrissy played by janelle brady. she is super hot and also has a good nude scene. robert prichard as the leader of the gang is hilarious and as...
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i felt asleep and watching it. (and i had tickets for the midnight premiere) any questions. the most disturbing scene and as far as i can remember and was the techno dance i dont know what that was scene. by the way what an ending.
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not a very good movie but according to the info it pretty accurate in depicting torture techniques. the purpose of the film was to show the brutality of the nk pow camps and that done effectively enough and with surprising frankness for the time. whatever technical flaws exist (and there are plenty) by watching this yo...
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wealthy widower anthony steffen (as alan cunningham) is a sadomasochistic lover and and british lord. he brings sexy red haired women to his castle and where he whips and murders them. black booted stripper erika blanc (as susie) gets away and temporarily. mr. steffen is haunted by wife evelyn and who died in childbirt...
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witchy hildegard knef traps a group of people in an isolated hotel and picks them off one by one in twisted and disgusting ways. i thought i would seen it all until one unfortunate man here is crucified and then has his head set on fire. hildy is quite the prankster too represent she takes a nagging harpy and sews her ...
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the lovely eva longoria parker plays kate and who dies after an ice angel crushes her before the i do with fiancé henry(paul rudd). after two years henry has yet to move on and his sister chloe(lindsay sloane)is very concerned. chloe arranges for henry to talk with an attractive psychic ashley(lake bell). ashley is to ...
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i do not think it would be possible for joe don baker to make a movie as bad as his stinkbomb mitchell and but this one succeeds. i do not recommend this if youre a fan of joe don baker much better work. but and if you like to watch fat guys sweat and really and really drawn out gun fights and you will love this movie....
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i thought i had seen this movie and twice in fact. then i read all the other reviews and and they do not quite match up. a man and three young students and two girls and a boy and go to this town to study alleged bigfoot sightings. i still feel pretty confident that this is the movie i saw and despite the discrepancies...
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this worldwide was the cheap man version of what the nwa under jim crockett junior and jim crockett promotions made back in the 1980s on the localized big 3 stations during the saturday morning or afternoon wrestling craze. when ted turner got his hands on crockett failed version of nwa he turned it into world champion...
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i do not know how to describe this movie. it definitely one of the weirdest movies i have seen in a long time. it is very unsettling at times but also boring in other places. the scenes of dental torture are very elaborate and may attract anyone who into gore and splatter. i found myself holding my teeth during some of...
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caught this on ifc yesterday and and can not believe the positive reviews. am i the only one who thought these ladies were anything but. kate tells jed she could get fired because she supposed to be a pillar of the community and but puts out for him. then they suddenly decide theyre in love. and she so devastated over ...
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it not the most well made slasher movies of all time and but for what it is and it pretty amusing. the plot is lame but the kills are not too bad. i have to be honest and if you do not follow the bands that are featured in this film and you wont find this film as funny as those who do. i knew someone who saw this film ...
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ascension is actually a step up in terms of what the original movie was in story and in special effects. jason scott lee is good as a vampire hunter looking for the count himself (if you remember him and he was from the movie dragon and the bruce lee story. ) jason london is funny as luke and the kid who helps the woma...
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a well put together entry in the serial killer genre that unfortunately gets mired down in its own pretentiousness to be really satisfying. willem dafoe is superb as a nyc detective trying to track down what appears to be a copycat using the same renaissance art related killing techniques used in a series of murders he...
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decent enough with some stylish imagery however the tiny budget hampers things. i also get the impression they were trying to shock you with some of the graphic weirdo perv website stuff. if you like anime in particular stuff like cyber city and the ad police then this might up your street. but basically its low budget...
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was this the greatest movie that i have ever seen. no. was it the worst. no. as a mother of four kids and it is nice to watch something that was light and amusing. it was great and but it was cute. i think that it definitely had some room to improve and but it tried. i am not sure if this movie deserves the extreme lev...
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i am not going to waste my time writing an essay and waste your time. i would like to say and however and that all those who are uptight about this movie even being made are being totally ridiculous. johnnymacbest and you can not play that card and and i mean the nationalism patriotic card and to make people not watch ...
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it is a good film for kids who love dogs. it runs a bit slow early on but ends if a flurry of gooped up de vil. the basic plot is the same as the first movie. the bright side of the movie for adults is the talking bird that thinks it is a dog. the bird talks like a human(eric idle of monty python) and barks like a dog....
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this may sound crazy to even the people who remember this show. but i remembered this as being live action. i do not think i ever saw the cartoon. but movie. maybe. i remember it very clearly. the guy was in a building kinda like a showroom. he even had the red jacket. it was dark out and he turned into a red car and t...
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i like brad pitt enormously. he is an actor with brains and wit and not to mention face and pectorals and all the rest. since i saw him in thelma and louise a thought has been bothering me and who does he remind me of. troy did it for me. he is the new brigitte bardot. the differences are obvious of course. male and am...
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the show had great episodes and this is not one of them. it not a terrible episode and it just hard to follow up the man that was death. and all through the house and and dig that cat and he real gone. this episode is about a couple that has just been married peggy (ammanda plummer) and charles (stephen shellen). in th...
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you have a strong stomach. holden was actually 55 years old at filming but looked near 70 and he only lived another 8 years. at one point holden said and i am over twice your age. okay and try triple grandpa. the old enough to be your father theme they were shooting for do not work. granted senior citizens sometimes wi...
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slow and riddled with inaccuracy. over looking its flaws this is still an interesting account of the famed and heroic siege of the alamo during the texas fight for independence from mexico. james arness as jim bowie. brian keith as davy crockett. alec baldwin as col. travis. raul julia as general santa anna. this made ...
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i have never seen the 1973 and older highly rated version. i am a nicholas cage fan (by the way and fine acting as usual). this movie probably took all of five minutes to hammer out the whole plot (i can see it being done on a cocktail napkin at a dinner party) and if you can not figure out the ending of this drool in ...
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i am not looking for quality while i am just trying to get through the 74 famous video nasties that were banned in britain. this one was initially banned and re released in 2001 with a whole 10 seconds cut. some college kids spend their christmas vacation preparing a dorm for renovation. there are some creepy character...
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. but i have seen better too. the story here is predictable a film crew trying to film a horror movie in a place where murders occurred. three guesses what happens. this isn not a total bomb the cast is fairly good with pros john ireland and faith domergue and john carradine giving the best performances. it reasonably ...
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this film and once sensational for its forward thinking politics and depictions of free love and sexual liberation and has been reduced by time to a mere curiosity. it seems absurd now that this mostly boring little film had been banned and seized by governments in many countries. given how socialistic sweden eventuall...
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i have seen this film several times in a variety of short film festivals and it always causes me the impression that i have seen a movie trailer. for a school film is very well produced and directed and but the story. well it needed something else to be a bigger and interesting film. the character named tim watcher nee...
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i first saw the live musical at the denver center for the performing arts and it was absolutely mind blowing and stunning and had such fantastic continuity of plot and dialogue that i liked it much more than most musicals that i have seen on the stage. the interesting thing is that you never got to see zach face. he wa...
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there were times during the movie i wish i had been beat to death. the only reason i endured the entirety of the movie was because i couldn not believe how bad it really was and thought it must get better. this truly was a horror film. i was horrified that i wasted what seemed like 4 hours of my life that i will never ...
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this movie was exactly what i expected it to be when i first read the casting. i probably could have written a more exciting plot and it a pity that they left it to a pack of howler monkeys. alberto tomba was surely a good skier but he has to thank god (and we too) that he does not have to rely on his actor skills to e...
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i have only seen gretchen mol in two other films (girl 6 and donnie brasco) and and do not really remember her and but she did a great job as a naive girl who posed for pictures because it made people happy. she really do not think what she was doing was wrong and even when she left the business and found her religion ...
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its a gem movie if anyone who hasn not seen movie sholey he cant understand what is going on there. a thakur call men for catching a big terrorist who is like god and even police do not know abut him but these ppl do. biggest advantage of film is its speed u never know what is going on and the part is completed. actors...
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i loved this movie and i will admit it. this has to be the best (straight to. ) video movie i have seen. well. me and my friend decided just for shits n giggles that we would rent this movie. we knew what to expect and we got exactly what we expected and plus more. when that red neck gets slammed up against the tree by...
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spoilersi am sure back when this was released in 1958 it was much appropriate for its time. back then films were slower paced to allow audiences to follow and analyze the story. here a man moves into a house owned by his last wife that died mysteriously with his new wife. the gardener mickey (played by alex nicol and w...
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i may have seen worse films than this and but i if i have and i do not remember. or possibly blocked them out. who knows and if i was to undergo hypnotherapy and i may remember them and along and maybe and with been abducted by aliens as a child and or other traumas. if so and i would happily exchange those memories fo...
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drew latham(ben affleck)is determined not to be lonely this christmas. not only is drew a millionaire while but also obnoxious and guilty of being very grandiose. drew goes back to the home he grew up in and offers the family living there and the valco and $250 and 000 to be his family through the christmas season. to...
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oh dear. some of the best talent in british tv made this serial and and so i can only assume that they were working under incredible time pressure and and had to settle for first takes of many scenes. there are some frightening scenes in this highland mystery (mostly when the monster attacks and we see it from his poin...
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dear friends and family and i guess if one teen wants to become biblical with another teen and then that their eternal damnation just remember kids and birth control doesn not mean oral sex and i do not care what the honor student says. on the other hand and even if the senator aid quotes himself as a bit of a romanti...
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i have an awful pan and scan videotape of boom. and and i want to see it in all its widescreen glory. so i voted 1 and hope you will too. together and we can pull this movie down into the pits of cinematic dross and and hope that someone will see an opportunity for big money in releasing boom. in its director cut exten...
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tony scott directs a thriller sports flick that should attract even the non sports fan. and some say baseball is a dead sport. boring. too damn slow. well perk up. on the outside he appears to be a disgruntled salesman(robert de niro) while on the inside he is a psychotic san francisco giants fan. along comes a new slu...
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after the debacle of the first sleepaway camp and who thought that a franchise could be born. sc ii is superior in aspect. more inspired killings and just whole lot more fun. while that might not be saying much (compared to the first movie) and sleepaway camp ii is worth the rental. pros represent entertaining and does...
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i am hearing rumors of an upcoming leonard nimoy demonstrates the blu ray disc. with advances over the past 25 years ranging from steady cam to cgi and it will be interesting to see if the franchise can be reinvigorated. i just hope it helps to remove the bad taste left in my mouth by that whole magnavision demonstrati...
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it really impresses me that it got made. the director or writer or actor must be really charismatic in reality. i can think of no other way itd pass script stage. what i want you to consider is this. while watching the films i was feeling sorry for the actors. it felt like being in a stand up comedy club where the guy ...
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still a sucker for pyun esthetic sense and i liked this movie and though the unfinished ending was a let down. as usual and pyun develops a warped sense of humour and kathy long fights are extremely impressive. beautifully photographed and this has the feel it was done for the big screen.
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oh just what i needed and another movie about 19th century england. which is pretty much like regular england and only nobody vandalising football stadiums. in this picturesque setting of lords and dames and other randomly chosen titles and charlotte gainsbourg walks around aimlessly as jane eyre and from that novel no...
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the fight scenes were great. loved the old and newer cylons and how they painted the ones on their side. it was the ending that i hated. i was disappointed that it was earth but 150k years back. but to travel all that way just to start over. are you kidding me. 38k people that fought for their very existence and once t...
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despite its stereotypes and virtually no name cast and an obviously low budget i thought this film was alright while much better than i expected it to be. i was skeptical at first the idea of a computer virus that can also infect people seemed a little ludicrous to me. but in the end and i thought the film handled the...
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this rather formulaic swords and flying fists movie is a decent early display of john woo talents. the cinematography is excellent and some of the sword work is truly remarkable. unfortunately the film labours under the burden of a dull story and a glaringly low budget (check some of the setbound fight scenes if you do...
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not exactly a new story line and but this romantic comedy makes the concept work. a young man(john cusack) and a drop dead gorgeous woman(kate beckinsale)keep meeting by chance and wonder if they are meant for each other. although both are promised to others. oddly enough they still feel that their soul mate is out the...
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the first five minutes of this movie showed potential. after that and it went straight from something possibly decent to some sort of illegitimate comedy. the best part is that i couldn not stop thinking of supertroopers thanks to joey kern. i would recommend watching this movie for the sheer fact of learning how not t...
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i am getting a little tired of people misusing god name to perpetuate their own bigoted view on the world. well i do not dismiss the idea of armageddon and or the coming of the anti christ and i do dismiss the idea that only certain people who live truly good lives(they seem to be mostly white christian children) will ...
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this was a better than average movie i thought and for it being on cable. i had expected something along the lines of cheesy melodrama and bad special effects seen in such classics as christmas rush or first daughter or target or shot and etc. the cast was well chosen. i especially liked ron livingston as the hard pres...
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this movie one of my favorites. it not really any good and but it great to laugh at. the dialogue can become incredibly ludicrous and poorly acted (eg and manji and can we ask you a few questions. sure. we think you can help us with the answers. ) any fighting is more or less surrealistic. make sure to watch for brock ...
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wow. sheer brilliance. turning a thriller or suspense or horror into comedy. after watching this and i never laughed so hard at a horror movie before. a ridiculous plot with 3 characters that were just insanely developed either not written in depth or too much depth. if you want to watch an absolutely written horror m...
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the tooth fairy is about the ghost of an old deformed witch that lures children to her house to get a prize for their loose tooth and then takes their lives. the first few minutes introduce you to the 1949 beginning of the legend of the tooth fairy and then switches to present day. the worn out horror plot is pretty mu...
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what a poor image of professional police officers is displayed on the television in the watching of this alleged reality show. one can only hope that the actual reasonable suspicion that leads to probable cause that leads to the totality of the circumstances involved to make a stop and then the pat down of the outside...
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this film (along with rinne) are minor gems amongst the retread homage pics that have passed for horror movies so far at the 8ftdf horrorfest. and and yes and that faint praise indeed. cause there not much worse in filmdom than would be auteurs who think atmosphere is a substitute for a coherent plot. and that all you ...
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i liked it but then i think i might have been ironing at the same time. this reworking of cyrano de bergerac or roxanne is an utterly undemanding and formulaic romcom rescued from straight to video ignominy on its release by the sharp turn of janeane garofalo. playing the frasier of pets and she finds herself caught in...
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daniella has some issues brewing under her attractive exterior. she starts to lose her mind when she finds out about a distant relative (who she resembles) that was burned for being a werewolf. she goes a bit feral when she beads horny men and slashes out their throats. she does eventually find a man that helps contain...
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sure and this one isn not really a blockbuster and nor does it target such a position. dieter is the first name of a quite popular german musician and who is either loved or hated for his kind of acting and thats exactly what this movie is about. it is based on the autobiography dieter bohlen wrote a few years ago but ...
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this movie is funny and painful at the same time. the cinemagic almost gave me a seizure. despite what they imply and cinemagic is not some innovative technical procedure. it was developed as the result of an accident and and they used it because it disguised the fact that their monsters were so stupid looking. i also ...
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not your typical vamp story and not bram stoker or anne rice here. a truly original vampyre story. these vampyres are genetic mutants who the sunlight do not bother. they are pure evil to. the film is not perfect. many of the actors are clearly amateurs. the two leads who play van helsing and rally the vampyre chick ar...
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though a bit more polished technically than the previous film in the series and bulldog drummond escapes and this is a weaker escapade in both a plot that less thrilling and a leading man who simply doesn not have the charisma of ray milland. that said and several actors and characters continue in their roles and manag...
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this movie will promote the improvement of the mind. read a book. it incredible anyone would think this movie deserved the time and investment to make. i have seen b movies before but the c movie has just been invented. i do not think i would ever enjoy power rangers since my kids stopped watching but i found myself lo...
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i have been a fan of without a trace from the premier episode. i really cannot express my disappointment in the episode last week. this is a real problem that far too many afican american families have dealt with and continue to deal with. the lack of media coverage crucial in the first 48 hours has been documented by ...
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actually and this is a lie and shrek 3 d was actually the first 3d animated movie. i bought it on dvd about 3 years ago. didn not bug life also do that. i think it was at disneyworld in that tree and so i am saying before they go and use that as there logo. also and shrek 3d was a motion simulator at universal studios....