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Did you guys figure out Saturday? I really wanted to go but my mom is sick so I have to take her to the hospital in Tampa
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Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.
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Bears, beets, and... ****, never mind How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime...
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Of course, the Evil Day Job wants me to stay longer. I need to win the lottery.
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26 pin multi core cable goes bad just B4 service
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what about Midge? She definitely has to be in on that tie for first. She`s completely dumb and yeah, punk`d indeed
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Who`d have thought Wallace & Gromit and the team behind Monkey Island could have combined so disastrously?
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: and my kid is only 3 and is stronger then me
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If I can run by then, I will join you...miss running
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Averaged $31 per hour at work today! Gotta love holidays
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_apuya hey hey andrew!!! haha! ;P well happy mother`s day to your mum.
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which was so UNLIKE the POs in oakland. they hated me
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Good Morning, Twitter community! I just got finished eating a delicious stack of pancakes courtesy of my Mom and Bisquick.
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I don`t think they sale Ciroc where I stay..****..thats just my luck
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Well I guess they think of everything Thanks so much for keeping the fans in the loop
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had a 100% raw day
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New day in new home happy mom day 2 me!
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ouch, thats your achy back...so sorry ... i didnt mean to cause you pain
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F.Y.I. a lot of you people that are following me i have unfollowed a lot of you yer kinda boring me or not really helpful to my e-growth!
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out enjoying the weather before i have to go to work.. last shift with
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Hi bunny! I recently have subcribed to your channel on YouTube! You make some great stuff. Kinda just wanted to say hi!
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Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr
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I love finding regional groups of Twitterers! Glad I could connect you with a few new people
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J Ross you can`t leave the killers still singing and run the titles - you should have been edited out for more music - happy - not
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Ben and Jerry...yummmmy!!!
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has just come back from horse riding, what a brilliant day
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i wanna do something tonight, but that doesnt look very promising
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_G ur a poopy head
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As predicted i feel lyk **** gahh i hate bein ill!! At wrk tweet lata ****
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Thanks for Following
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i have bad news... i have to go take the dog for a walk--they`re upset w/me!
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you givein lady ga ga arun for her money in that get up hee hee love it
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G`morning Twitter World A relaxing family Sunday methinks
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i got peanut butter in my beard it felt weird after... and axe body wash burnt my eyes... but now they`re okay.
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translation = complicated sh-t that someone is going to have to teach me
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Nothing wrong with that samantha
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Should have gone to bed ages ago, **** you tedtalks! Gotta get up early too
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Ooooh, I`m jealous I might try and get some for the saturday but I have an exam on the monday that Im gonna fail
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Margaritas with my Momo. I`ve missed her.
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nope don`t think I will. Thnx for asking lol I will be fine
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Hav fun at heav y Metal happy hour you guys! In the future accadentally sets it on fire while smoking with
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i found a ride...YES!!! liquor here i come
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Sure! My entire blogroll is terribly updated, but this could motivate me to update and redo it!
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Little brothers being funny Congrats on the engagement http://tinyurl.com/cv5nw8
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one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!
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i really want a blackberry my sidekick is hella wack. night
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ever been in a pointless argument with drunk mum, drunk nan and drunk mums bf while having dinner??? i have.... fun times all round hahah
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listening through the Mendeed discog once again. I still think their disbanding is a loss. #metal
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I agree. I danced with my dad to 'Kind & Generous' at my wedding. HUGE fan.
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I`m gonna havta temp stop fllwing u while ur talkin abt kobe bc I loveeeeeeee him & I`m taking it personal and I like lebron 2.
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- and yes i like the vids
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arnold, california. aka the best place ever...wish you could come with!!!
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lost luggage? Sorry to hear. you should check out our selection of travel luggage here: http://budurl.com/9mua
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epic fail with the chocolate fountain that got CLOGGED
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Happy Mother`s Day to both of yall. from me and my boys...
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taylor swift`s 'you belong with me' is so amazing. love the mv!
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14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders
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I`m bummed that I didn`t get TEDx tickets
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So the movie was 3-D and really gooood
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Ashlie, thank you. You made me feel a little better.
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Britt - had to do it she came all the way down to say `May the fourth be with you` - our work is done
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what a wonderful day...i am going to sleep so well tonight
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pandora is blocked at my work bummed
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You too - hope your day was good!
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_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also
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TY sweetheart
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I AM OFFICIALLY CELEBRATING MY 400TH TWEET. Wow! I am so proud Its great.
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Wish you both a very Happy and Fabulous Mother`s Day!
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nah, he was acting like a **** - his show sucked last night
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watching Cavs game. LeBron James, my newest love! 36 pts for Cavs, 17 by LeBron!
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Pooping in a Pennsylvania rest stop! I hate using public toilets
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_benson You are an absolute legend! Love love love it
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Its summer and no one has texted/called me. Im a loner
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Lol I Sed Want to Not Ach Dress Up For No Reason. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Im Bored. Lol
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thanks glad you like it
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working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff
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Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he hid himself in the basement for nearly two days.
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Today has been a nice positive fun day , after several weeks of bum days
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http://twitpic.com/675tw - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...
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lol ****...I love those things too
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This is sad
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Choir assembly was bad it`s **** hot, yay!
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HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL MOMMIES
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Last day at work...Sick to the bone
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good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .
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I cant sleep, but im too sore to move
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back to the lovely land of the north
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is missing Tampa
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THIS WEBSITE GAVE ME A VIRUS! When i opened it more windows kept POPPING up
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thats what doting husbands are for LOL!! I hope that once my braces go on, I can eat normally again
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I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS woke up at 6 instead of 4 i feel like a complete tool
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'Updating Maven Dependencies' I know this is a good thing, but would be better if it happened when I was asleep
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going to work at one sucks, I miss happy hour at sonic
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Stupid MSN It wont let me onnnn
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http://twitpic.com/4wfs8 - You are so weird. You need to lay off the smokes, because you`re talking to yourself.
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Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you
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feeling lonely
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Happy Star Wars Day - May the Fourth be with you
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SWAY SWAY BABY zommgg love it need more screamo tho boys
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Hey David, I`m wondering if you received a letter that has a song in it? From Malaysia? please reply and have a nice day!
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