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Maybe u should get a coffee machine at your new desk, seems appropriate
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What a bad day
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Stupid alarm!! LOL Morning Twiits.....
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Getting dizzy. Going to have to lower my original raise. Please don`t think any less of me.
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Sunburn hurts!
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really really getting excited!
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nice! now gimmeh some nice stuff
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I was just asked by a suit where i was heading to. I didn`t think i looked that much like a ****
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have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol
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thnks for followin
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Home Sweet Home by Carrie Underwood makes me sadd
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_awake GOOD MIDDAY.
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What a day, 12 hours work But I`d really like my job, it`s fabulous :b
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I miss you too!! And don`t say 'damn'!!! lol
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headache, headache, go away. come again another day....
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it gets worse every year and 2010/2011 will be the worst. oh, and 6 months today!
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Oh MAN !! I was going to connect my old school Nintendo to play mario games. And is not in the bag I gotta search for it.
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Yukky Rainy Friday
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ugh! looks like it can rain any min now
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Rachmaninoff makes me a happy panda.
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So theres this boy. Hes so cute. Hes got a six pack. yum it was fun touchin it.
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Eh they shut the freeway down! omw to a job interview so i guess i`m gonna be late
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Hey babe follow me,love u on da show
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That`s great news
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I GET IT. YOU ESPLAINED IT TO ME AWHILE AGO.
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We are on the slowest train ever, it stops everywhere. Missed a quick train by a few minutes
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seriously...it only gets sadder
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I missed Match Game tonight I hope I make it tomorrow night.
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Listening to: Sweet Talk 101 - Cute Is What We Aim For /// Considering taking up the GameBoy Color again. I miss chiptune.
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Dang I just realized how bad my eyes have gotten
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_lights aw what`s wrong?
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500! updates! wooow!! haha!!
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I`m trying to figure out how on earth I am supposed to be able to update my statuses via my phone. Someone help meeee!
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GoodMorning, Hope Everyone Has A Beautiful Day Today x
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I`m not having a good day... can u cheer me up with a tweet? Even Tink will do. LOL.
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Just downloaded music for over an hour. Love when that happens
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i hate rain and people.
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I have a 4-H lamb meeting. It should be fun. And it is sunny! Yay! I can play with my horses this afternoon. Clap, clap, clap!!!
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I need to get it together before Ricky gets home. He is not going to be pleased about me breaking up this **** bathroom
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Sh t, I`m getting even more sad. I`m currently at the library and j think it`ll be the last one tooooo
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My home made red velvet cupcakes were pretty **** good! now to master the frosting... goodnight!
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MY PUFFFFY IS LEAVINGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOO
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http://twitpic.com/664b7 - miss my bestfriend :`( now she left school
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Grilled chicken, broccolli, and water. Yummy and healthy. Well until I put butter on my veggies but whatever
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wow its follow friday and i havent tweeted... Fail. And nobody has followed me today dble fail. *suicide*
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Is feeling sick, probably a summer flu
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24 hours and $400 later and I hav a new telecom phone that dosent work. Stupid telecom
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Wow That had to be difficult
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Tonight`s SNL does not dissapoint. LOL
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_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...
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anywhere!!! i don`t mind...as long as i`m superman and there`s good music...all is sweet
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oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price
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has heart burn
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headed to the hospital. i can`t take the pain anymore
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_reality morning trish, have fun today
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cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now we meeting on the Sunday?
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is at my grandma`s place with my mum, celebrating mothers` day in 3 generations. The 4th will come
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won`t anyone give poor ernie reyes jr a break?
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Thanks, Nick. Means a lot coming from a designer of your caliber #symphonycms
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hahah i loveeee him though.
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Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday
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caught up on emails for my research project. yay for labels and search in #gmail. much easier
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This is the best E-commerce site, I hope you`ve watched the big bang theory. http://www.pennyblossoms.com/ Please hit 'buy now'
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a trending topic: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY
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Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe
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road trip ftw am playing with trains today so it`s all good here
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_Forward Poor dead Josh. http://bit.ly/JKpHn Please leave your messages of condolences there. #boy #rip ||| That`s sad.
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Chicken beer and good company makes a good night...
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Happy Star Wars Day!!! May The 4th Be With You!
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It`d be really hard to give up my chocolate while reading. Does chocolate count as a food?
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The battle at Minas Tirith is still very impressive. Return of the Jedi is the best Lord of the Rings movie IMO.
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Sorry to disappoint. Not a big Nascar fan but I`m still an all-around decent redneck other than that.
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an iphone app came out a few months back called zemote, bumped my domain zemote.com out of the #1 spot
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Ten hours ago, I was was sleeping, sorry.
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I read somewhere they were restoring the name, hope it happens soon
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So hyped about E3. I wish I could go...
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have you ever met a guy thatv was everything you want and need but you never really went for it w/ him ? g`nite Daddy
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I really ain`t woth a ****. I can`t do anythin right. What`s wrong with me?
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I hope to see you soon again
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i LOVE your hat! so cool. that looks like it was a fun day. and i love that you used the word 'crikey' just now!!
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omg J.O.N.A.S. is my new fave show <3 one guess as to why hahahha
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I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope `all dogs go to heaven` is true)
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Already got my ticket; thanks for making sure though!
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Oh noooooo!!! I`m so sorry!! That sucks hard!
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Ouch just burned myself making soup for nico...
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Soooooooooo win the PowerBall jackpot then impose your formidable will upon the weather
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Just watched 'Marley & Me.' Cute movie. Going to watch 'Twilight' soon! Love it!
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http://bit.ly/LaZEL Wow Christian Lacroix bankrupt.. sad
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nothing it`s sad, actually
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isnt going to the movies!! i got grounded
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goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh
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Ooooh! I thought eggos were some kind of synthetic egg or egg sustitute or something. You crazy Americans
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#snl...you`ve gotten better keep it up
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: Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)
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Happy Mother`s Day to all the American mamas!
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Floor mopping sounds unappealing
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it`s kind of hard to see a pic of a doggie if the pic doesn`t exist
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Congratulations Mr. Jay-el and Mrs. Maricar Chu! Wish you all the best in the world!
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I think that may look a little silly -.- Also my camera is broken so no photo
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Happy Mother`s day! Going to cook something, thank goodness there`s tablespotting
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