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() My chick wont shut up Will only stop chirping if i sit with the bloody thing.
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My tongue still hurts. I need to sleep!!!
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Nursing my sick guniea pig back to health and my cat is being jealous
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Panda express, it`s been so long. I`ve missed you
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lol, Thanks for the morning Chuckle Not sure if you follow me? Please check..
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I`m 25 in december that`s not good at all next big birthday is 30 after 21 it flys by for sure
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hurts to be you! Sunshine all weekend and you don`t get to play. That`s sad.
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_om 'If I should paint my fingernails green- oh and it just so happens I do paint them green...' Marvelous
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I am sooooooo bored in textiles !
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*pokes and runs away* ... I WANT SUGAR !
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Can you talk to my hubby and convince him that that`s a great present for ALL mommies???
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Beautiful Day..takn it down twitters tell ALL mothers Happy Mothers Day
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haha Good job getting close. Her eyes are set somewhere else though
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the straightener`s another 110 pounds though. Seems pricey
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I lost my artistic abilities
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bad day
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i JUST **** cleaned the whole kitchen....and the **** comes home & is going to make a mess of it...my mom didn`t even get to see it
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i was screaming like a maniac! But the thing was u couldn`t scream on the ride which sucked the fun out of everything so...
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they look nice atleast haha. <3
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ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice
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Yeah im following you, Hun! Goodnight
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Milk, Gran Torino, Bolt, Bride Wars, New In Town (yeah I got through a few...) **** I love longhaul
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Had a lovely Mothers Day
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: Hi, i think u should try Ph? in Vietnam, it`s really quite delicious
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thanks!! I`m a fabric addict lately - I`ve bought soooo much!
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hi my name is Chelsea and i respect your opinion when it comes to dwts. you were great on there too!
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Out for an evening on the town with jeremy. Sad Carrie can`t come
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Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.
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watching hoping for haley
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Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June
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Too tired
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had to give my 5 year old golden retriever away to another family today #sad http://bit.ly/s48D0
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_: ' Good evening, kind sir *bows*' ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zv
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Oh ****.... Here goes my head again, 'I`m Spinning Around'
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has the urge to go shopping.hmmm but i`ve got no money,how?
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doesn`t wanna get dressed up and be an adult today.
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Grr...Fatboy Slim is out of the EDC Lineup.
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Watched The Rescuers Down Under with Dru and ate Mickey d`s. This is how Disney sequels *should* be done
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sososo bummed, like really bummed, i hate this rain, ruin my date...
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its funny, I didn`t even know it was there!
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Happy Star Wars Day everyone! May the 4th be with you all ****
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i feel really blessed to have super awesome best friends
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just missed to answer his IM AGAIN! For the nth time! This is making me sad. Whenever he IM (which is all the time), I am always out.
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I dont like the dentist...they make my gums hurt
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_123 i cant sleep
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at last i wr0te again....got bored the previous dayss....
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Lazy day in is awesome but I really should go out
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_radio yeah :S i feel all funny cause i haven`t slept enough i woke my mum up cause i was singing she`s not impressed :S you?
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At Twin Peaks. High Yay!
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Lol at the VATS on The Insiders
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it`s a dreary monday morning and I slept like ****...give me a break...
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it`s because you`re popular
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off work yesss ! super hungry
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gonna go home and TRY to take a nap. I am emotionally exhausted ... I will be in after.. <3
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I am doing Geography Revision on Earthquakes! How Boring!!
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I miss you!!!! It`s lonely and empty without you! http://yfrog.com/3o3zxoj
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sounds good. Appreciate the suggestion. Been a week now and we`re still offline Time to ask for a refund...
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Can`t seem to sleep tonight... Its 3:38am, I need to get up in less than 4 hours...
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'I only think of you as breaking my heart, I`m trying to keep it together but I`m falling apart.'
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Huge test at the parents` house. The food is so good, but stuck to one helping, no seconds. Feels good.
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Oh, and yippee for Lyn-Z Way who gets to celebrate Mother`s Day for the first time as a mother.
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he`s hard to please, methinks he has the picture in his head just fine
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i wishhh!
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ay buti pa kayo!!!! uy thank you!!
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_Da_Realest hehe hell. I`m finna qet to drankin DAMNIT.
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Someone just admitted to having a crush on me.. That`s cool
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Wedding anniversary meal yest. - first 5* proper meal out with wife since Rohan born. She did well and only checked her phone 80 times
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work Yay!
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Celebrating the fact that Norwich City got relegated yesterday. Seems like myself and the awfully nice Mr Fry are football rivals!
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going to bed. goodnight
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hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****
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Omg! Why cant i eat. Everything i eat hurts my stomach and it comes right out of me.
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Decode by Paramore is a great song... Love it...
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Suspect tax-man is at fault....
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what happened? who`s the jerk!?
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Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****
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feeling lonely,DH on night shift all w/e
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Well I hope you have had a good weekend and even more so have a good day at work 2moro its already monday here,so far so good
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i`m thinking that tonight`s plans are not gonna happen. sigh...sadface. i shouldn`t be surprised, but i am.
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trying to find some friends and not having any luck
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Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg
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Yum! Whole box of cookies for me
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Have to leave twitter alone for the night..last night in Barcelona back to Philly tomorrow. Hope u all have a great Friday! Muahh!!
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'I think you should know this. He`s going to break up with you. And I just had to tell you. I`m sorry. I know you love him.'
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they used to have a Book Expo in Canada (Toronto) but the cancelled it this year #BEAtwittyparty #BEAtwittyparty
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yen lol but i can only get the vid on my phone and ipod cant find the song lol
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i`m trying to figure that out right now
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hapee mother`s day t all the mothers out there!
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ohhh beautiful place. You on hols? Go steady on the mead!
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'Friends are the same soul different bodies.' Plato
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_beanz **** sorry to hear that tina...
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loadsa shizze has happend IM SO UPSET..
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Happy Mother`s Day to all the moms out there!
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No. Its a bug in coding. Go into the forum then do reg. Let me know if that work!
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Drinking and smoking is very bad.---but im grown tho
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when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!
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Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.
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my momma is comin 2night ! 2morrow tennis day with p?nar yuppie !
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happy mothers day!!
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woo hoo its friday!! ....wait.... i have to work at the cleaners tomorrow.
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