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I think I’ve just found the next 100X 😳🤯 Just doing some more research to make sure 📝 🧐
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I’m hearing that Blackrock are LOADING UP on ETH right now. It’s only a matter of time before it explodes, they can’t surprise the price forever, especially with this amount of demand. Will be bullish for all utility projects. Connecting the dots?
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Me after closing my XRP short
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I don’t claim to be a genius (even though my IQ proves that I am) I don’t claim to be an expert (even though my track record proves that I am) I’m just a guy who has a lot of experience in the markets and likes to help people make money 💰 Got it?
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The time is coming for Utility coins and AI projects to take centre stage IMO. There are some fantastic projects out there right now with HUGE potential. I will try my best to find them for you. Sound good?
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Where can I short $RLUSD? 🤔🩸🩸
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When I talk, the market listens. Simple as that.
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GM ☕️ Bitcoin at $100k ETH ready so smash $4k XRP COLLAPSING 🩸 Life is good 😎
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Show me the charts, I’ll show you the news. Got it?
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Still holding by the way 😉
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The Hawk Tuah girl launched her meme coin a few hours ago. Members of the team made off with $2M while the investors lost EVERYTHING. I don’t think she did this intentionally, just believed in the wrong people who ‘advised’ her. Be careful who you listen to.
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Vitalik on his way to dump more ETH because it’s approaching $4k
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One of my Quants just got a new set up. Does he have enough screens?
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Counting the profit from my short while XRP holders tell me I was stupid to bet against it
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There will be signs
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Would you like to bet on that?
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Elon Musk Just called El Salvador’s Bitcoin strategic reserve “impressive” Microsoft want another meeting with Saylor to discuss a bitcoin reserve. No mentions of XRP yet. Are you connecting the dots?
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If you’re not on the inside, you’re on the outside. Are you connecting the dots?
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XRP is COLLAPSING 🩸 I tried to warn you. Did you listen?
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I always recommend having at least $250k in stables ready for dips. Sometimes you feel FOMO like you’re not exposed enough. But the peace of mind is invaluable.
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2035: "Mom, why is our family so rich ? " "Because dad shorted XRP at $2.89”
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My Solana memes are starting to wake up 👀 What’s the next meme coin to 100x? 🤔
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If Hunter Biden had invested $872,000 in XRP instead of blowing it on hookers in 2018, he would have $872,000 today
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“Not right now babe, XRP is pumping”
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I’ve just been told by my inside sources that there is a HUGE move coming to the crypto market THIS WEEK. They haven’t confirmed if it’s up or down yet, so be careful with leverage
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My ancestors watching me risk my entire networth on meme coins
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You all know I bought: XRP at $0.17 ETH at $69 SOL at $4 But I also called the EXACT top on XRP at $2.90 And the top on BTC at $99k If you want to get rich in 2025 all you have to do is follow me. Understood?
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Michael Saylor- “Bitcoin is going to surge through the roof. It's going to surge to $180k then crash to $140k”
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An expert in Fox business said that “Bitcoin, Pepe, Chillguy and Solanaare all very good investments” Top signals are everywhere 👀
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They won’t trap me.
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“You don’t use a stop loss when trading?!” No. I don’t wear socks in the bath. I don’t wear a condom when I make love. Protection is for the WEAK. I am STRONG. Do you understand?
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No hard feelings, kids. It’s just business. Thanks for the cheese 🧀 💰
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Do you understand?
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No room for emotions in the market, kids. There’s a reason I have a 97% success rate. I have no bias, I see the next obvious big move in either direction and ride it. Do you understand?
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“Thanks for selling, another retail out😉”
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Hearing from some of my friends on Wall Street that whales are DESPERATE to send $XRP to $3.10 because they want to liquidate me. Let’s see what they can do 👀
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Our next big liquidation tomorrow, next week or next year?
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The bull run is here. Time to lock in. Take what is yours. You are in control.
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Your first time on PumpFun
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Life when Solana hits $1k
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Price targets for end of 2025 BTC $105k ETH $8,500 ADA $47 LINK $96 SOL $814 ETHEREUM $9,250 XRP $27 What do you think, too high or too low? 🧐
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Wow, just over heard a conversation at my local coffee shop. The CEOs of the top two banks in Europe are having a meeting and discussing blockchain, they seem to think that next year banks will start using Niggolas cage to settle international transactions 😳
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$95k BTC last month vs $95k BTC now
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Energy 😎
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XRP flipped SOL and everybody is freaking out. Just wait until ETH flips Bitcoin 😎💰
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You taking this bet? 🤔 *Elon Musk to impregnate Tiffany Fong in 2024?*
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My crypto whales group chat is WILD
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Crypto bros with their GF after the bull run
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Every time Saylor has tweeted this chart so far, he has bought more bitcoin the following day 👀
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Working out how many percent my meme coin has to go up for me to have a million dollars of it
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At this point in time if someone needs you to "explain Bitcoin to them" why it's legit The only response is to just laugh at them. The world has moved on without them. It's not our problem they don't get it, its theirs.
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Blackrock has been buying insane amounts of ETH off market. Just like they did Bitcoin. And just like Bitcoin this won’t immediately affect the price. It will soon tho. Eth is going to rocket in the same way.
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Prob your last chance to get AI and gaming coins before they are at "HAHA FOOK U, U WAIT TO LONG" prices.
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Alt season. TIME TO LOCK IN. And by LOCK IN I mean sit at your computer for hours swapping between Twitter, coinmarket cap and your metamask bags. LOCK IN. This is where we earn it!
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Thats right ETH PAMMMPP PAAAAMP you retard incest baby of a project... PAMMPPPPPPPPPPPP.....
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I'm absolutely disgusted by ETH. I want nothing to do with it. I have no idea why anyone would ever buy it. I want it replaced. Thus its probably about to pump hard AF. Nearly guaranteed. Watch.
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See like clockwork Everytime
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The McRib is back. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib. Not financial advice.
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I just got BANNED off Youtube for get this...posting adult content... All I did was post a video covering my AVAX and Super gains this morning... When I appealed the admin said "Dude you can't post vids of bears being fucked by big green dildos..kids use this site!"....FASCISM
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lol the coins looks bullish
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All estimates are just guesses. If the coin runs to 9 fig a cipher allocation is likely worth multiple 6 figures and these 100 worth 5 figures. These are just general guesses not guarantees.
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If that was the top I don't even want my gains. Send it all to zero and call me back when you can actually get me to climax crypto. $550k per bitcoin or I dont even know you
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Real out of character talk : The REAL thing to focus on right now...THAT IS HARD.. Is not this run. It's where crypto will be in 2030+. Establishing here NOW and locking in deeply to stay long term and BUILD in crypto is one of the smartest things anyone can do. Like being in finance RIGHT when wall street was first starting. This give you a chance to be at the ground floor or build the next banks/funds/businesses of an entire new asset class. Flip and fock about. But the real way to make it here like always is long term planning/participation.
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You just saw XRP put up 100 bil market cap in a day and you don’t think we are going to 200k+? You absolute tampon of a man.
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If you think holding during the bear gave you a mental disorder... Just you wait you wait for the full blown T-Rex aids your about experience holding when your WAY up through bull dips... This is where the men and the white guys for harris are seperated.
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I fomoed Punks are about to fooking send.
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ETH has not hit all time high. AI coins have JUST returned to their bear market highs. 90% of alts are not even close to their ATHs. Bear market PTSD is apparent despite every metric pointing to UP. It's gonna cause many to sell way to damn early.
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There is too much liquidity, but too few AI coins Conclusion = parabolic charts everywhere. The AI prophecy is real.
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It’s not time to celebrate. You likely won’t be able to make big money so easily in crypto or any financial market ever again. Fight like these are the last dollars you will ever make in your life. Lock in.
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Meme season went on 6 months longer and went higher than anyone expected. Ai season will do the same except there are far fewer coins for liquidity to be spread across. Like a laser focused meme season. They JUST got back to ATHs, if you think they stop here your a silly goose.
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It’s blatantly obvious Binance and big exchanges are gonna start listing AI coins. This will create the same nuclear pumps we saw in memes. All you have to do is hold, do nothing and rub your nips in glee as the gains come in.
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Gentlemen. I think we can all agree. The prices demand it. It’s time. Show dem gurls.
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Oooooooweeeeee Pamp pamp pamp Ooooooo kawai face kekeke ooooo up up (This is financial advice)
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You must realize... This pump your seeing in AI is A) Not even at all time highs yet B) Not even underway till eth ATH This hasn't even started yet.
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Damn gaming coins are fucking moving. I almost feel underexposed. All of the golden sigma ALPHA PAPI KOLs 2023 prophecies are coming due. I almost envy the privilege you have being able to follow me.
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AI is 1000% the short term utility play. I strongly thing NFTs and gaming is the longer out but just as big play come late q1/q2 2025. The big brain move atm is into those, but I still think its early in ai.
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For thanksgiving I sat on the couch eating steak and starting/watching all of Dandandan in a single sitting. That anime is fucking incredible. You should give it a go.
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America is about to become the hot bed for crypto and AI innovation. An absolutely unleashed raging bull. You will never have a chance to create wealth like the next 6 months in your life in crypto AND tech/software. Be insatiable. Don't aim for lambo. Aim for jet.
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Frankly looks like the entirety of alt/utility season is gonna go into AI related coins. I frankly feel bad for sideliners at this point.
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Most years I travel in December. I call it fuck it month. I have canceled all plans this year. Every minute counts the next 3 months. Pump gasoline into your veins and lock in.
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People will get just as drunk and culty with alt coins/utility coins. Except the liquidity will be focused on much much few coins. Drunk psychotic mega pumps.
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If you think me telling you AI coins are going to pump super hard for the last year was annoying…. Just wait for the part where I tell you “I told you so” all next year. Insufferable I will be.
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Got damn we are are about to get biblically rich. Doing nothing. Kekekeke.
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Non-crypto natives will use crypto without even realizing it's working under the hood. That's what mainstream adoption looks like
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I feel something brewing. Alts are about to wake up. 4 years of mental disorder about to turn into mental euphoric orgasm.
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This prophecy I made is still in play. To early to declare myself completely right. But I’m basically always right and smarter than everyone so you can pretty much bet your kids college fund on it.
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Big moves in all alts are coming. You are going to have to earn it tho. Don't be a punk ass bitch here.
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Sigh… As the leader of crypto I suppose it’s my duty to remind you that that probably wasn’t the top and also absolutely no one on CT has any clue what’s going to happen. Go pop an Xanax and watch a pump fun snuff stream n relax.
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Look guys I know that might of been the top but... At least we will get to watch Cardano go back to zero and chuckle again.
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Well crypto hasn’t pumped in like 72 hours This is fucking stupid and retarded and I hate all of you. Ass
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The markets have not priced in the deregulation coming Lower taxes Less red tape Cheaper energy AI making our lives better Government led by our best The future is here, and it's beautiful
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That alt move we just saw wasn’t a pump. It was money moving in early preparing for the pump. The pump is coming. Put on a diaper and don’t leave your computer.
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HOLY SH... I TOLD YOU THE SITUATION. THEY ARE TELLING ALL THE HOT COINS WE HAVE AIDS AND VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP NOW!!! DO YOU WANT ZERO?!?! SOME FIX THIS
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Golden. Fucking. God. Of. Crypto.
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Feels like one of those weekends where your networth pops up 40-60% Don-cha-think?
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Geeeeeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmaaannnnnnnnyyyy
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Avax and Cardano are just getting started. I expect all the boomer L1s to run it back to their ATH 2x over. Alt. Season. Vintage. Boomer.
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Told you.
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Smaller mid caps in AI will run after these. It’s written.
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Dear Haters
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