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boy: I'm sorry, boy. I don't have any food on me at the moment. Just some makeshift toys I use in my play sessions animal: That's a shame I haven't eaten in days. Hey... you sure do look kind of tasty. boy: Dogs are a man's best friend! They would never harm an innocent boy like myself! animal: GOTEM. Your fine kid I...
boy doesn't have any food on him. Animal is starving and wants boy to give him some food. Boy doesn't want to hurt animal.
#Person1#: Hello, I'd like some information about trips to Katmandu. #Person2#: Well, how can I help you? #Person1#: I hear there is a special kind of bus with sleeping rooms. #Person2#: Yes,that's true. #Person1#: How many people travel on the bus? #Person2#: Well, the bus sleeps ten. Usually there are eight travelers...
#Person1# calls to know some information about trips to Katmandu and a special kind of bus with sleeping rooms. #Person1# will go to meet #Person2# next Wednesday for details.
#Person1#: Morning. Gail. Did you enjoy your holiday in the country? #Person2#: Yes. We had a great time. And some friends went along with us. #Person1#: Where did you stay? In a hotel? #Person2#: No, we camped in the mountains. We cooked all our meals over an open fire. #Person1#: Sounds great! Was the weather good? #...
#Person2# shares the holiday experience with #Person1#. #Person1# gets interested too.
#Person1#: Good morning, sir. How may I help you? #Person2#: I'd like to open an account. #Person1#: Certainly, sir. Would you like to open a time deposit savings account or a checking account? #Person2#: Actually, I'd like to open one of each, if that's possible. #Person1#: No problem, sir. What sort of time deposit a...
#Person1# helps #Person2# to open accounts and explains different sorts of time deposit accounts.
Albert: I can't wait for the new season of American Gods to come out Jeffrey: Yep, me too, too bad it's not Netflix and it won't be possible to binge watch it properly Albert: Yep, a weekly schedule kinda sucks Jeffrey: These streaming apps are turning us into spoiled kids XD Albert: Yeah XD Jeffrey: Anyway I hope the ...
Albert and Jeffrey are waiting for the new season of American Gods. They wish it was released on Netflix.
judge: Hey do you mind writing something down for me? My hand hurts. congregant: Certainly, what would you like me to write? judge: Right down this..."It is May 3rd. A darkness has come into my court room. I am unsure what to do. Please help." congregant: Alright, I hope you can read my handwriting. What next? judge: ...
Judge's hand hurts. Congregant will write something for him. Judge needs an envelope. Congregant will find an envelope for judge. Judge needs a pen back. Congregant will also say a prayer for judge.
Sebastien: hey there, i have a quick question Diego: what's up? Sebastien: i'm selecting the courses I'll be taking next term and i'm not sure about some of them Sebastien: did you take russian lit? would you recommend it? Diego: i didn't take it, but my friends did and told me to stay away from it Sebastien: what...
Sebastien is selecting the courses for the next term and he asks Diego for advice on this matter.
Hans: i have a photo xD Gary: THAT photo?? Hans: yess xD Gary: cool xD Hans: ikr
Hans has that photo.
executioner: Aye, orders are orders. Let me get this guillotine ready. judge: You are new to town, no? How many people have you executed before? executioner: More than I can remember. Hundreds if not thousands. judge: I can't decide which is the worst: deciding who is to be executed or being the one to do it. executi...
Judge's name has appeared on the execution docket. He has never been to the guillotine before.
the king: you should thank the council man little hound, manners always, dogs: Thank you master's lickspittle! Thank you! the king: Now Im going to have a practice duel with one of my soldiers, dont get scared little hound I will beat him to the ground dogs: Master going to smash a lickspittle! So much fun! the king:...
the king will fight the orc because dogs want him to.
#Person1#: The band is pretty good. How do you like the music? #Person2#: It's very nice. I haven't heard live music in a while. This is fun. #Person1#: Well, then, may I invite you for the next dance? #Person2#: Of course. But I'm afraid I'm not much of a dancer. . . #Person1#: Don't worry. I'm not much of a dancer my...
#Person1# invites #Person2# to dance, then they talk about dancing. They compliment each other's dance moves. #Person2# loves the waltz, while #Person1#'s favorite is tango. They'll have a drink together.
Henry: where are you? we are waiting for you for so long? Jason: i am right here where are you guys? Henry: walmart's parking lot! Jason: shooot i was at Target's ... wait getting there Henry: Your crazy!
Jason went to meet his friends at Target instead of Walmart.
#Person1#: I was meaning to ask you if you saw the basketball game on Friday. #Person2#: I wanted to go, but I couldn't. #Person1#: It was a great game. #Person2#: It's too bad that I couldn't make it. Who won? #Person1#: Our team played hard and won. #Person2#: I really wish I went to the game. #Person1#: It was the b...
#Person2# didn't see the basketball game. #Person1# tells #Person2# their team won and the final score was 101-98. #Person2#'ll make it to the next one.
Logan: Where are you? Beth: at home Logan: already? Beth: I was tired Logan: But you left without saying anything Beth: I know, I didn't want to be a kill joy Logan: but we were worried that something happened Beth: I'm sorry Logan: doesn't matter, good that you're safe Beth: I need to rest a few days Logan:...
Beth is at home. Logan is surprised that Beth left without saying goodbye. Beth and Logan are probably meeting again on Wednesday.
Jim: can you talk? Tom: not really, call you around 6? Jim: ok
Tom can't talk right now and will call Jim back around 6.
#Person1#: I think the biggest environment problem in my country is air pollution. #Person2#: Yes, I agree. The air here is much more polluted than in my country. Of course, my country is more agricultural and has much less industry. #Person1#: We have reduced emission of air pollutants in recent years, but cars are st...
#Person1# think air pollution is the biggest environmental problem in #Person1#'s country. #Person1# and #Person2# agree that there needs to be an international response to this problem.
fox: I have tried cooked meet before, when I hunted nearby the castle's village. I was attracted by the smell of the meat cooking on the fire and tried it, but the texture felt like I was eating leather! hog: I'll eat just about anything, me. The sorceress sometimes has fresh oxen meat from the local butcher, I know t...
Fox has never eaten cooked meat before. Hog will go to the sorceress's house to get some.
person: Really? They didn't cover that in my bible studies. It was all fire and brimstone as I recall. preist: Well you haven't taken the advanced bible studies course offered right here in this library! person: Oh, is that what you and the maid were doing in here together, "advanced bible studies"? preist: Do not spea...
Person was making fun of the maid. The preist and the maid were doing "advanced bible studies" in the library. The preist hit the person. The person wants to read a book of the Lord.
#Person1#: Ladies and gentlemen, we are flying to San Francisco. #Person2#: Excuse me, Miss. #Person1#: Yes, sir. What's wrong? #Person2#: It's terrible. #Person1#: Are you feeling airsick? #Person2#: No. I've just realized I don't have my travel bag with me. #Person1#: Don't worry sir. Can you tell me what your bag is...
#Person1# will help #Person2# contact the workers at the airport to see if #Person2#'s travel bag is on the airline counter.
mermaid: I miss the old country. Not enough water here flies: Yeah, and the air is dry and dusty mermaid: A talking fly! Did one of the guardsmen drag you in here like they did with me or did you just fly in? Summarize the dialogue
mermaid misses the old country. There is not enough water and the air is dry and dusty.
#Person1#: Have you seen Dan the Bear? #Person2#: No, I haven't. #Person1#: Oh, well, he supposed to give his performance in 10 minutes. All the kids are waiting for him to sing. #Person2#: Maybe he's out by the fish tank, giving away balloons and talking with the dolphin trainers. Did you check there? #Person1#: Yes, ...
#Person1# is looking for Dan the Bear because he's supposed to give his performance in 10 minutes. #Person2# promises to help to look for him.
Xavier: should I take my hair dryer or you guys got it covered? Jill: <file_gif> Debbie: I think there's no need, our hotel should have that kind of stuff Dilma: damn I took mine :/ Xavier: ok
Dilma took hair dryer with her.
guard: My liege! It is quite quiet today! the king: That is good to hear. How long have you been with us? guard: 10 years my liege! the king: 10 years! We appreciate your service. Was your father a military man? guard: My father, my grandfather and great grandfather. It is long line of guards we are the king: Very impr...
The guard has been with the king for 10 years. He has not married yet. The king has a daughter, but he doesn't want the guard to marry her.
jailer: Ah yes, how I enjoy the darkness. warrior: What are you doing here jailer? jailer: Well someone has to patrol right? warrior: Why do you have to patrol down here? jailer: Well everywhere needs patrolled yes? Also I may sometimes get a little bored. warrior: Is there something precious down here that needs prote...
Jailer is patrolling the place. He is bored. He is protecting the riches.
#Person1#: What can I do for you today? #Person2#: I need to buy a new refrigerator today. #Person1#: Were you looking at a particular refrigerator? #Person2#: I like that Kenmore refrigerator. #Person1#: This particular refrigerator is a very good choice. #Person2#: Tell me about it. #Person1#: Not only is it af...
#Person1# recommends an affordable refrigerator with all the appliances to #Person1#. #Person1# sees it and likes it.
Zack: do u know theyre about to let the gym open on saturdays as well Bronn: are you serious Zack: yess Zack: a member of the staff told me today Bronn: why did he tell YOU xD Zack: -_- Zack: cuz i was talking to him the other day Bronn: alright, thats good Zack: yea
Zack informs Bronn that the gym will be open also on Saturdays.
a rat feasting on leftovers: Mmm, the bones have such flavor! a captured knight: Look's like you are getting a meal. What if I told you that there is endless meat, out there? If you help me escape I'll take you with me and there will be meals for the rest of your days. a rat feasting on leftovers: Hmm? You know of suc...
a rat feasting on leftovers is getting a meal from a troll. A knight offers him endless meat if he helps him escape. The knight needs the rat to distract the troll.
Mark: Have you seen his new car?!! Jeff: Dude, wtf, it's like insane. How the hell did he afford it??? Mark: No fucking clue, but the ride is legit Jeff: Hell yeah, I'd drive this baby Mark: Over my dead body:D I gotta be first one to try it out Jeff: Yeah, you wish:D Mark: wanna bet he'll let me first:D? Jeff:...
Jeff and Mark are amazed by his car. They bet 100 dollars who gets to drive it first.
#Person1#: Good morning, sir. May I help you? #Person2#: Yes, I'd like to settle my bill. #Person1#: Certainly sir. May I have your room key, please? #Person2#: Sure. Here you are. #Person1#: Just a moment, please. I'll draw up your bill for you... Thank you for waiting, sir. Your bill totals two thousand six hundred a...
#Person1# helps #Person2# check-out. #Person2# is surprised at so much money it costs. After checking the bill, #Person2# makes the payment by cash.
#Person1#: Excuse me. In this museum, you are not supposed to take pictures. #Person2#: Is that right? I didn't know it. #Person1#: Will you give me your camera? We have to confiscate your film. #Person2#: Will you forgive me. Could you return my camera? #Person1#: We will keep and return it later. #Person2#: Oh, I see...
#Person1# stops #Person2# from taking photos in the museum.
Charlotte: Greetings from the library! Maya: What?? You're already there! Charlotte: That was the deal, no? Maya: You really arrived to the library at 8 a.m.? Charlotte: Yes. Charlotte: And I'm planning to have a super productive day. Charlotte: You'd better hurry up! :-)
Charlotte arrived at the library at 8am.
#Person1#: Uh, where am I? Tsk, hum ... #Person2#: Excuse me. Do you need any help? #Person1#: Nah, I ... I'm just looking ... well ... #Person2#: Okay ... #Person1#: Uh, well, actually ... yeah. Um ... I want to go to the science museum, but I've been lost for the past few hours, and I can't make heads or tails of the...
#Person1# wants to go to the science museum but loses the way. #Person2# helps #Person1# buy the ticket and gives #Person1# directions.
#Person1#: Do you have girlfriend? #Person2#: Yes, why? #Person1#: Well, I came to know a girl three weeks ago. We have so much in common. #Person2#: So? #Person1#: So I think I may fall in love with her. #Person2#: That sounds great. But how do you know that's a crush or a real love? #Person1#: Then what's the differe...
#Person1# tells #Person2# #Person1# may fall in love with a girl and #Person2# helps #Person1# figure out it is a real love instead of a crush. #Person1# understands that falling in love and staying in love are different.
#Person1#: What time do you usually get up in the morning? #Person2#: I sleep in every morning, sometimes until 11 or 12. #Person1#: Are you serious? I get up at 5 every morning to go to the gym, and then I get to work around 7. #Person2#: Well, I work from home, so I can set my own hours. I usually work until midnight...
#Person1# and #Person2# talk about their daily schedules. #Person1# is a morning person but #Person2# is a night person. They decide to take a hike but not to see a movie today.
Yann: My parents are leaving for 2 days Janette: Why? Yann: Going to visit my brother Yann: in Montana Janette: Ohh Yann: Wanna come over? Janette: Sure Janette: :) Yann: Are we ordering pizza? Janette: Sure Janette: I want pizza hut Yann: Hawaiian? Janette: Yes Janette: And small peperonni Yann: Oka...
Yann's parents are going to Montana to visit his brother. Janette will come over for pizza and a movie.
Jackson: I have been finding my notes. You have them? Victoria: Zoey need them. She asked me to let you know but i forgot Jackson: Thanks Jesus. I thought I lost them. She should have told me by her self Victoria: You were not around and she was running out of time
Zoey needs Jackson's notes.
staff: He got too ambitious and challenged a power great than he could ever have fairy: Quite a common thing for humans to do I'd say. How about you, poor staff, what is it you want? staff: I just want to leave the sand oceans and go home fairy: If I was so inclined, I could journey a bit, especially with my wings, but...
Staff wants to leave the sand oceans and go home. Fairy is willing to help him. Staff has stories to tell.
Watson: Hey Bella, please tell me some interviewing skills.. Bella: Do you have an interview?? Watson: Yeah i have one tomorrow. Bella: its no big deal. Meet me at 4 pm. Watson: Bella , you are a true friend. Bella: Stop it. Be on time Watson: Yeah sure. Thank you Bella: No problem
Watson has an interview tomorrow and wants to learn interviewing skills. Bella and Watson will meet tomorrow at 4 PM.
Industrial Designer: they are in the LCD panel and the jogdial ? Project Manager: So w what kind of thing is going to be Industrial Designer: The LCD panel just displays functionally what you are doing If you are using an advanced function right like c brightness contrast whatever it will just say You know it is like...
User Interface indicated to have a simple LCD screen to cut down the budget, while Industrial Designer suggested the application of a little more complex LCD panel, like the number pad, could display the advanced functions possibly used by the users. Marketing and Project Manager agreed with Industrial Designer. Next, ...
#Person1#: Mr. Lee, all ready to check out? We'Ve already prepared your bill, and housekeeping has done a quick check of the room. How will you be paying? #Person2#: I'd like to use my Master Card, if I could. Hey, wait a minute! This is a bit more than I expected. Why is it so high? #Person1#: The bill is itemized, so...
Mr. Lee is surprised because his hotel bill is higher than expected. #Person1# then explains some of the charges. Mr. Lee has no idea he would be charged for those fees but his company will pay.
David: When are they selling tickets for Opener? Dawid: They have been selling since spetember Dawid: Bro David: How much are they Dawid: Rn for 4 days its 519 excl taxes David: Like 519 pln? Dawid: Yes sir David: Until when is this price? Dawid: 17.12 David: Whats the price after that? Dawid: 600 excl taxes ...
The tickets for Opener cost 519 pln exclusive of taxes for 4 days if bought before 17 December. After that the price is 600 pln exclusive of taxes.
#Person1#: Hello, Mr.Smith. This is Janet Bush. #Person2#: Hello, Miss Bush. #Person1#: I'm afraid I'm going to be late for our appointment. My friend was supposed to pick me up from the airport, but she just called me and said she is stuck in traffic downtown so she won't be here right now. It's 11 now, so there is no...
Janet Bush calls Mr. Smith to postpone their appointment because her friend can't pick her up from the airport on time.
Nicola Edwards: But they do not necessarily have Welsh that is appropriate They have got Welsh that they have developed in school It is not necessarily appropriate for then teaching that language to children who may be coming from families who do not use Welsh at home So that might be the first interaction that child h...
Nicola Edwards alleged that it was not necessarily appropriate for teaching language to children, because they might be coming from families who didn't use Welsh at home, but it is mainly about getting people to a point where they can transmit that language onwards in a confident and meaningful way.
User Interface: See things Why is my screen crazy ? Industrial Designer: Well let us see I am going to bore you with a couple of descriptions of the interior Just to to make it more obvious what we have to fit in there and that we do have to fit the stuff in there I have more information on possible materials as well ...
Marketing presented the results of interviews conducted with remote control users. Eighty percent of users indicated that they would be willing to pay more for a remote that looked fancier. Fifty percent of users indicated that they generally only use about ten percent of the buttons on their remote controls. User Inte...
Sarah: Which one? Sarah: <file_photo> Sarah: <file_photo> Olivia: First one. Kate: Definitely first one.
Olivia and Kate chose the first one.
person: imma have to yoink that again, i cant let you do that traveler: *Running away* Oh god I better run fast. Now I have the gold AND a great story to tell. I just went to the most notoriously intimidating tower, found loot, and got to keep it all! person: im taking everythin you got you fool traveler: Little did yo...
Traveler went to the most intimidating tower, found loot, and got to keep it all.
a shape-shifting cat: Everything is going to be fine, If you need me to morph into anything just ask. princess: Thanks, I really appreciate it. How do i look? a shape-shifting cat: Absolutely wonderful. Here lets put a flower in your hair too. princess: Thank you, I hope they all love my dress. I wouldn't to get upset ...
a shape-shifting cat helps the princess get ready for her wedding.
#Person1#: I've heard The Hitchhiker would be on next week. I want to see it. #Person2#: Is it horror movie? #Person1#: Yeah, I love horror movies the most. Would you like to go with me next weekend? #Person2#: No way. I will be scared out of my wits. #Person1#: Well, What kind of movies do you like? #Person2#: Er, let...
#Person1# invites #Person2# to watch a horror movie but #Person2# dislikes horror movies.They both like romance and comedy movies so they decide to watch The Terminal.
performer: Hmm. A plant that talks? Think of the possibilities plants: Yes, but think of the possibilities of my death if you sit and contemplate it. I will surely die. The Queen ignores my needs. performer: Oh I will never let you die! YOure my new meal ticket! plants: So feed me. Be my provider or your meal ticket wi...
plants talk to the performer. The performer will take the plants in a container to a kingdom across the mountains.
queen: Why did she leave him? Did she finally get tired of dealing with his bedwetting? How silly of her. He is on his death bed... the royal dog: Yes, yes. His bedwetting and also the fact that she walked in on him kissing his nurse. And he didn't even have his false teeth in. queen: Now, I see why! I do not tolerate ...
the queen's nurse left the king because of his bedwetting and kissing his nurse. the queen is starving and wants the royal dog to fetch some crackers.
helpers: My goodness! With six children and he thought you to be enamoured of another? Where would you even find the time? painter: Unfortunately, I have plenty of time now...my family has left me for want of food and support. I am now, thus, alone. helpers: And how do they keep you imprisoned? I must admit, being f...
painter's family left him for want of food and support. He is now alone. The maid has secretly commissioned him to paint for her. In fact, she secretly stores his paintings in this room.
royal member: I can imagine it would be a crummy way to live. I have the power to give you a better life, what can you do for me? grave digger: Thank you! You see this shovel? This is all I have. I am willing to do anything, but my only recourse is this. royal member: I don't need your shovel you can keep it, however I...
royal member wants grave digger to help him find a ritual dagger. If he finds it, he will not have to dig graves anymore.
Lucy: Dad, I need a new mattress. Mark: Oh, darling, not again... Lucy: But dad.. this time I REALLY do!!! Mark: What's the matter with your old one? Lucy: It's not comfortable. Mark: It seems fine to me. Lucy: Yeah, because you don’t sleep on it. Mark: Hey, don’t talk back like that, young lady! Lucy: I’m sor...
Mark will pick Lucy up in 10 minutes and they will buy a new mattress.
captive: I just want to go home to my family. I'm sorry I ever went out so far on my own. They will starve to death without me! father: If you're so sorry, you will help me, no matter what it takes. Prove your so-called innocence then. I'll give you a chance to come with us to look for her. But if you make one false...
The captive wants to go home to his family. He will help the father to look for her.
#Person1#: Hi, my name is Tom. #Person2#: Tom, the new sales representative? Nice to meet you! I'm Melinda. #Person1#: Nice to meet you too.Melinda. #Person2#: Now let me show you around. This is our reception area, and our conference room is right over there. Over here is the sales department. #Person1#: Really? This ...
Tom is a new sales representative and Melinda shows Tom around the office. Tom wants to know more details about jobs.
Lizzy: can i ask you something? Sia: ask Lizzy: i'm going out with Marco and his friends Lizzy: we will be in a club Lizzy: and i need a make up inspiration Sia: what will you wear? Lizzy: black dress Sia: so maybe classic smoky? Lizzy: boring Sia: smoky with colour accent? Lizzy: i was thinking about half cu...
Lizzy with the help of Sia is picking up make up for the night out with Marco and his friends.
chambermaid: Is this clean enough for your liking? king: Well perhaps a bit more than that. chambermaid: Very well. I will try to do better king: Thank you, maid. Just make sure it looks tidy, is all. chambermaid: Very well. How is the queen doing these days? king: Ohh she is doing fine, the kingdom is hard to run an...
The maid has cleaned the room for the king. The king wants her to do better. The queen is fine. The king wants her to see if she is needed elsewhere.
enemy: King! king: Another weak enemy, hah! enemy: It is I your archenemy Krumpus Dumplestumper! king: Shall we duel? I am not afraid of you. enemy: Yes let us do it! king: Take this, you weakling! enemy: Yes, but now I am the king! king: Hahahah! Do you really think wearing the crown makes you king? Fool! enemy: Wel...
Krumpus Dumplestumper is the archenemy of the king. He wears the crown and he is the king. The king is not afraid of him. He will give him back his crown and his head.
Rose: Bubbles is so hilarious Trent: and you just randomly thought of that? Rose: yes Rose: trailer par boys pop into my head randomly throughout the day :D Trent: kitty kitty kitty Rose: CARTS Trent: puma Rose: <file_photo> Trent: :D
Rose thinks that Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys TV series is hilarious.
Gus: Heyy, saw you today in Tesco 😆 Ann: You shoulda come say hi 😁 Gus: Was intimidated by you 😉 Ann: Silly 😊😊
Gus saw Ann in Tesco today but was too shy to go over and say hello. She finds it silly.
midget: Hello madam. How are you today? Summarize the dialogue
midget is doing fine today.
Pauline: Hi Charlotte hope u r feeling better today... did you get to the docs in the end? Charlotte: Hiya yes I manged to get an appointment for Friday morning, hopefully they will manage to get me looked at by the hospital xxx Pauline: thats good then, are you seeing Dr Janner? xx Charlotte: not sure who I am book...
Charlotte has a doctor's appointment on Friday morning. She's not sure which doctor will look at her.
Kelly: My guts are not ok Jody: Constipation? Kelly: Quite the opposite... Kiara: What have you eaten? Kelly: A fishburger Kiara: Maybe the fish wasn't fresh Kelly: It tasted ok Jody: Have you taken medicine? Kelly: I don't like medication if not absolutely necessary Kelly: But it's so annoying Kelly: I'm a ...
Kelly has diarrhea. Kiara suspects a fish burger to be the cause. Kelly doesn't take medication unless she really has to.
resident: I'm an ordinary resident like everyone else here. I mean you no trouble. I only wanted to leave to get out of your way. No disrespect intended, honest. bat queen: You say no disrespect and still refuse to say your highness. Due to your disrespect I am taking this. resident: You have put me in my place. I dese...
resident is an ordinary resident and he wants to leave to get out of the way of the bat queen. The queen takes his linen as a punishment. The resident is grateful for the queen's wrath.
vagabond: i am not tired of travelling runaway: Me neither! I just ran away from home and joined the circus! vagabond: Do i look like a vagabond? runaway: No, you are dressed so nicely. Do you like my carnival outfit as well? vagabond: You are the nicest person I have met so far, maybe we can really do something togeth...
vagabond and runaway are travelling around the world. They want to change their lives and start a business.
captive: Sure. Where are you taking me? I haven't been out of the city dungeon in over 10 years. the lone captain: You not allowedto have that we are taking to island prison were you will spend the rest of you days captive: It was a poison fruit anyway!! the lone captain: How dare you!! captive: If you would feed me s...
The lone captain is taking the captive to the island prison. The captive killed Rory. Rory tried to eat the rat the captive had.
Jane: don't forget the memory stick! James: got it in my jacket already :) Jane: perfect. see you :*
James took a memory stick with him.
trolls: I'll chew as loud as I want! And I don't know why either of us are here. lady of the hour: I can assure you I have no sins to confess to the cardinal! I am something of a local hero, you know! trolls: I do not know! I don't care about you humans. I stay by my bridge and throw people off it. Why would a troll c...
Lady of the Hour saved a drowning kid. Trolls don't believe her. They think she's a troll.
#Person1#: Well, Mister Smith, here you are again. I notice that this is your fourth visit this month. You are taking the medicine I offered you last time, aren't you? #Person2#: Yes, I take it every morning but I need something else. First of all I have a headache, my head has been aching for almost a week and I'm los...
Mister Smith tells #Person1# that he is taking the medicine and trying to exercise but not in good condition. #Person1# recommends a complete physical examination.
#Person1#: I came to this lab to have my blood drawn. #Person2#: You are in the right place. Roll up your left sleeve and have a seat. #Person1#: What am I being tested for? #Person2#: Your doctor wants to know what your white blood cell count is. #Person1#: What does my white blood cell count tell him? #Person2#: Usua...
#Person2# is drawing #Person1#'s blood as the doctor wants to know #Person1#'s white blood cell count.
#Person1#: Mr. Simpson, if you are free, how about a lunch? #Person2#: When do you have in mind? #Person1#: How about Thursday? #Person2#: That will be fine with me. #Person1#: I know of a place you'll like and you have got to be there. #Person2#: Good. I'll be there at 12:30. #Person1#: OK, see you then. #Person2#: Se...
#Person1# and Mr. Simpson will have lunch together.
lizard: Hello, snake snake: How are you lizard? lizard: I'm doing well today, just trying to keep warm as usual. How are things going for you? snake: It will be fine, once I reach the next village, and find some food. lizard: How long has it been since you've eaten? snake: Two weeks, I've been crossing the desert in s...
Lizard is trying to keep warm. Snake hasn't eaten for two weeks. Lizard is afraid he'll eat him.
merchant: hi villager: Good day, sir. I'm looking for supplies. merchant: How many will you like? villager: Well, I am in need of better garments and some food. merchant: Check through this for the garments villager: This has everything I need, please take my payment out of my purse. merchant: I took the right amount. ...
merchant sold the villager better garments and food. The villager is leaving the village tomorrow morning with a party.
Freddie: Just finished House of Cards, any recommendations? John: Versailles! I know it's different, but if you're into politics and scheming that's your show. Olivia: I agree, I watched it all, highly recommend. Freddie: Is it on Netflix? Can't find it. Olivia: No, only Canal+ :( May: How to Get Away With Murder ...
John and May recommended Freddie to watch Versailles and How to Get Away With Murder.
Natalie: Have you been to this new club at Regents Street? Judy: I'm going there this weekend! Judy: I heard it's nice Denise: Yes! It's cool Denise: I was there a few times already Denise: I think it might be my new favourite club in town Denise: The DJ is awesome Judy: My friends were also praising the music ...
Natalie is checking if it's worth going to the new club at Regents Street. Denise thinks the club is great. Judy's friends also recommend the place, so Judy is going there this weekend. Natalie will go to the club with Judy, Miranda and Helen on Saturday.
Maria: I met a nice guy but he's shorter than me Patricia: I think the guy should be taller Monica: LOL Monica: My husband is shorter than me. It's not a problem at all.
Maria has met a guy shorter than her.
#Person1#: I've come to apologize for what I said yesterday. #Person2#: Don't think any more about it. #Person1#: I must make an apology for losing my temper. #Person2#: It's really not necessary. I know your intention was good. #Person1#: I'm relieved to hear that. Anyway, it's my fault.
#Person1# apologizes for losing #Person1#'s temper. #Person2# says it's not necessary.
man: oh no! a snake! snake: Why are you hiding your shirt from me? I am not evil. man: if you're not evil, are you a hugging snake? snake: I am a snake, I don't have arms to hug with. Why are you alone in the desert? man: i came with an offering for our snake overlords snake: Interesting. Thank you but I am only really...
snake is not evil. Snake is only interested in chickens. Snake can tag along with the man on his adventures.
Industrial Designer: What kind of battery would we want to use ? Because battery changing is usually Project Manager: Do some of them use triple As though ? Marketing: So double or triple ? User Interface: I guess then it is If we need to do triple A we can but most people usually have double As around Project Mana...
The team first hesitated between double A and triple A batteries. Double A's would be more convenient for customers, since most people usually have this type around. However, triple A batteries would allow the remote to be thinner. Industrial Designer then proposed that they could also try a small lithium battery. With...
child: Oh no! Then why aren't you at home? person: My wife dragged me here. I would say no but she is the religious type and I don't want to anger her. child: You sound like a very smart man. Do you think the sermon will last long? person: I sure hope not! But I wouldn't be surprised it takes more than a few hours, kn...
The person's wife dragged him to church. The priest is slow and old. The child's grandma gave him a magical item that can predict the future.
criminal: Tell me bandit, do you know of anyone who has successfully excaped this? bandit: I cannot say that I do. criminal: Well help me and we can be the first. bandit: Certainly, do you have a plan? criminal: Yes you will use this to throw over the wall. bandit: As you wish -throws the rope over the wall- criminal:...
criminal and bandit are going to escape from the prison. Bandit will throw a rope over the wall. Criminal will climb the wall and strangle the guard. Bandit will distract the guard with a rock.
gnome: Oh, He he he, I guess it mystical lion: Yes...we need to get you out of this chamber...your family is not here...the crystals are having some affect on you. gnome: But the crystal is so pretty, why can mystical lion: No...don't touch it you fool...Now look at you...You have turned purple in color... gnome: Oh, n...
gnome has turned purple after touching a crystal. He feels happy now. He will go back to his normal color.
camera man: I had it shipped in from a land far off from here. It is the most perfect camera I have encountered. It takes magnificent photos of all that I have photographed king: Where have you traveled? You must have took some marvellous pictures! camera man: I have not traveled as of yet. but if my lord will let me f...
camera man is taking a picture of the king. He has a special camera that takes magnificent photos. He will develop the photo in a few minutes.
shop keeper: Oh I would never dream of it! I am here to make an honest living, and sell quality supplies to the vessels that dock here. tax agent: That is good to know, you do have the full payment of 50 silver coins yes? shop keeper: Why, yes I believe so. Please browse through my wares while I retrieve it from the ba...
shop keeper is short of 50 silver coins, so he offers tax agent a knife in silver to make up the difference.
farmers: good day goat! Are you here eating my corn? goat: -eyes dart to the sides- farmers: Going to be like that I see. goat: Can't fault me for being hungry, I mean you want the milk right? farmers: It is harvest soon, leave some for my family. goat: Well then what do you propose to feed me? farmers: Times are hard...
goat is eating the corn of farmers. The farmers are going to harvest soon. The goat will eat grass.
#Person1#: Jennifer, I just to read this amazing book. Want to hear about it? #Person2#: Sure, Chavez. #Person1#: It's all about a guy named Harold, of about 30. He's trying to get from one side of the street to the other, but all these funny things keep happening to him. It is about 200 pages long. I was so into the b...
Chavez tells the story in an amazing book to Jennifer and will lend it to her.
temple guard: Have you ever broken anything while cleaning? You don't have to lie to me.. I won't tell anyone else. servant: Never, I would have my hand cut off if I ever were to break something. I am a good servant. temple guard: Well, how about you and I take some of those treasures and disappear into those woods. T...
temple guard and the servant are going to steal some treasures from the temple.
Lessie: Hi, Mark. How are you? Mark: Fine, you? Lessie: Not to bad. You've got the schedule for next semester? Mark: Yep. Lessie: Can you email it? Mark: Sure. Doing it right now:)
Mark is sending Lessie schedule for next semester.
turtle: Yes, the water is very clear right now. Hopefully it continues to stay that way. fish: Would you like a drink? I think if the strange giant beings stop coming here, then the water will stay clear. Maybe snap at them. turtle: Thank you for that. I do snap a lot at the two-legged beings. I do not like it when the...
turtle and fish are enjoying the water. They are waiting for the two-legged beings to leave the castle.
#Person1#: Excuse me, could I ask a favour? #Person2#: Sure, go ahead. #Person1#: Could you tell me where the canteen is? #Person2#: Sure, I can take you there actually. #Person1#: Oh, I don't want to trouble you. #Person2#: It's fine. I was heading there anyway.
#Person2# will take #Person1# to the canteen.
Nina: Where are you? Tim: in the main room Alice: me too, come and join us Nina: ok!
Nina will join Tim and Alice in the main room.
#Person1#: How have your two girls been doing at school lately? #Person2#: Terrible! Ann never starts studying, and Jill never stops studying. #Person1#: Really? I hearthat Jill is likely to win all the prizes in the exams this year. #Person2#: But Ann mayfail hers.
#Person2# tells #Person1# about #Person2#'s two daughters' school performance.
#Person1#: When could we meet to discuss the project? #Person2#: I will be available on Monday or Tuesday. Choose which day is best for you. #Person1#: I prefer Monday. #Person2#: Good. Can you come in the morning or would afternoon be best? #Person1#: Either one is OK. #Person2#: Great! When I check with the others, I...
#Person1# and #Person2# schedules their project discussion. #Person2# asks #Person1# to prepare the presentation and will email #Person1# all the information #Person1# needs.
Jane: <gif_file> Jane: Whaddya think? Shona: This ur tinder profile thing? Jane: Yeah, I'm updating my profile tonite. Kinda nervoous though... :( Jane: What if i get another guy like John? o.O Shona: John was a dickhead Jane: preach sistah! Shona: anyhoo - this time I've got u :D No slimeballs for you Jane:...
Jane is updating her Tinder profile. She's nervous and worried that she might get a bad match again. Shona reassures her.
fisherman: Fish! I shall catch you now! fish: Gulp. fisherman: A fish with money? That's a fisherman's dream come true. fish: Burp. fisherman: Now if you think you can buy your freedom, fish, you're wrong! fish: Swish. fisherman: That's it! I'm coming in after you! fish: ......... fisherman: Glug growwwlllrlllrrl glug ...
fisherman is going to eat fish, but he will spare fisherman because fisherman gave him money.
#Person1#: I ' Ve come to hear about your offer for bristles. #Person2#: We have the offer ready for you. Let me see... here it is. 100 cases Houston Bristles, 57 mm, at 10 pounds sterling per kilogram, C. I. F European Main Ports, for shipment in June 2001. The offer is valid for five days. #Person1#: Why, your price ...
#Person2# offers #Person1# 100 cases Houston Bristles at 10 pounds per kilogram. #Person1# finds the price has soared 25% higher than last year and cannot accept the price. #Person2# says the reason why #Person2# makes #Person1# a firm offer at this price is because of their long-standing relationship. #Person1# finall...
spiders: are you an enemy? scalawag: Who said that? I am not an enemy to anyone! spiders: but you are not supposed to be here scalawag: In this cave? Who says? spiders: How long have you been here scalawag: I just got here, it seemed cool in here so I wandered in. Who are you, it's too dark to see. spiders: im the big...
scalawag has just entered a cave. He is not supposed to be there. Spiders want to cast a spell on him to make him see that everything here is magic.
Mike: Hey, can I borrow some cash? Jake: Sure. How much do u need? Mike: 200 bucks. Jake: That's a lot. What do you need it for? Mike: To pay the bills. Jake: Sure thing. I'm transferring them to you now.
Mike borrows 200$ from Jake. He needs it to pay the bills.
camel: What are you doing out here in the desert you crazy person? an old maniacal man: Why am i here the voices said to always be on the move oh god what is happening camel: Oh you poor thing! You're going completely nuts! Here, drink some of the water in the pouch on my back! an old maniacal man: water i like water...
An old maniacal man is in the desert. He is going crazy. He is going to drink some water from the pouch on the camel's back. The camel gives him a flower.
explorer: You seem like a chipper guy. What do you do for work? torture master: The King has me chat with his subjects from time to time. Today is your time. explorer: Wha-?! OUCH. GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW. torture master: The King is concerned that during your exploring you stumbled across some of his secret busine...
torture master is a torturer working for the King. The King is concerned that the explorer stumbled across his secret business. The explorer is not happy about it.