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jester: Many people say that I am a killer at comedy, so we have that in common. soldier: Funny. I can barely contain my amusement. jester: What, you don't think it takes talent to be a jester? soldier: I think it takes a fool. jester: Oh so I'm the fool. Then why are you the one holding my balls? soldier: Do that agai...
jester is joking with the soldier. The soldier is angry and threatens jester.
#Person1#: Is the factory fully-automated? #Person2#: Not completely. Our production process is partially-automated. We use robots on the production line for routine assembly jobs but some of the work is still done manually. #Person1#: What about supply of parts to the production line? #Person2#: Well, the parts are au...
#Person2# introduces their partially-automated production process and talks about the supply of the production line and the smaller components.
Joan: where are you gonna spend christmas eve this year? Deryl: I don't know yet Deryl: I feel like staying in the city this year Joan: really? not visiting your mum and dad? Deryl: Last christmas it was so crowded that I was honestly exhausted afterwards Deryl: I don't know I feel like having sushi with my friend...
Deryl wants to stay in the city for Christmas instead of visiting mum and dad. He might have sushi with friends. Joan wants to join them on Boxing Day.
queen: You help out in the chamber and that is where we are going. I'm tired of sitting on this throne. It needs a new cushion. cooker: I'm sure there would be better people than I. The king has me assigned to making a feast tonight. queen: Too bad. I'll take care of the KIng...I do more for him than feed him. hmmph. ...
queen wants the cooker to help her in the chamber. The king has the cooker assigned to make a feast tonight. The queen is tired of sitting on the throne. She wants the cooker to fetch her something for her headache. The queen wants the cooker to lend her a kitchen assistant for
Paul: what's the apartment number? Michael: 12, 3rd floor Paul: I'm almost there
Paul is going to the apartment 12 on the 3rd floor.
person: Are you here for prayer? child: I came to give someone these treats. I come here to see if people are okay. person: That is very generous and charitable of you. Who do you want to give your treats to? child: Well you since you are here! person: Wow this is my lucky day! I just came to pray and be with other h...
The child came to the church to give treats to people. The person came to pray and be with other human peoples.
#Person1#: Are you ready to order, sir? #Person2#: What's the special here? #Person1#: We have steamed chicken, braised pork and Beijing roast duck and so on. Here's the menu. What would you like to have? #Person2#: Well, let's try some braised pork, sweet and sour fish and some fried beans. #Person1#: Would you like a...
#Person2# orders food and drinks at a restaurant with #Person1#'s help.
Carol: Coffee today? Sandra: Sounds great! What time do you finish work? Carol: Fiveish, as usual! Sandra: OK, me too. The Starbucks next to the train station, then? Carol: Yeah. See you there!
Carol and Sandra will meet at Starbucks today.
#Person1#: What would be my daily duties? #Person2#: Your job includes paper filing a lot. Anc you will have to check and fill the stationer cabinet regularly. Besides, you have to reserve the meeting room in advance if the are any important visitors. #Person1#: Got it. To whom should I report? #Person2#: Of course to ...
#Person1# asks about #Person1#'s daily duties and #Person1# should report to #Person2#.
Jenny: They have great deals at mxdonalds rn Jenny: Mc Donalds* Steven: Ye? Steven: What do they have? Jenny: A bigmac with large fries for 5 bucks Jenny: Only today Ivana: Oh Ivana: tempting! Jenny: haha
Today McDonald's offers a bigmac with large fries for 5 bucks.
midget: thats horrible, i will do what i can, give me my task angel: We will have to walk far for ever though my harp will do many wonders and can provide us with food and water, I cannot fly here on earth. You will need to descend into the dark depths of the well to pull up this fallen angel. Can you do it? midget: y...
midget will have to descend into the well to pull up the fallen angel.
Orion: I miss him :( Cordelia: Need i remind you that he cheated on you? You deserve alot better than some stupid asshole! Orion: ...what? oh, right noo - im talking about my rat... he died Cordelia: SMITHERS IS DEAD???!!!!! NOOOOOOOO :'( Cordelia: D: Orion: the funeral was lovely sniff
Orion is grieving after the death of her rat.
creature: I love games. I dont think we can play the same type of game though. monkey: My favorite game is banana eating race, have you played that one? creature: Hahhahaha....i thought as much. I can play that monkey: Ok great, it's actually less of a race than it sounds. We both have to guess how many bananas we can ...
monkey and creature are going to play a banana eating race. They have to guess how many bananas they can eat. Then they each start with a pile of the number they selected. Whoever has the fewest remaining bananas when they're stuffed wins.
Jason: Hey Mila, where are you in the world now? Mila: Yea I'm still alive lol barely surviving ubc Jason: Are you in business? Mila: No way!! I'm not Clarisa! lol I am studying food and nutrition Jason: Wow I am glad you chose that program Mila: Why? Jason: I have friends in nutrition. It's not typical Asia...
Mila is studying Food and Nutrition at UBC and renting an apartment. Mila doesn't live with Brody but they still keep in touch. She finds UBC stressful. Jason will visit Mila in Vancouver during the first week of February.
witch: i love creepy and scary things townsperson: Do you live alone? I could be your friend if you can help me from this place. witch: yes i do live alone, i could use a little help, but i might eventually get to turn you to something townsperson: I'd prefer to stay a person. I'm scared of the things that are here in...
witch lives alone and needs help. townsperson will be her helper. witch needs to get some shrubs for concoction. townsperson will carry them for her.
Dia: Hi Paps, just landed in Frankfurt. Everything's fine. Dad: Great! Hope you have some warm things with you :-) to put on. Dia: The same ones I had on when we were leaving.But it's ok, as we don't have to go out at all. Only from the station to a taxi in FR. We'll manage. Dad: Great. We'll phone in the evening. ...
Dia has just landed in Frankfurt. Dad will call her in the evening.
Betty: What's on at the cinema tonight? Phil: I don't know. I haven't checked it either. Betty: I'm looking at the website. There are two comedies and one thriller which seem interesting. Phil: Choose. I'm fine with whatever. Betty: What if you get bored? Phil: I won't. Don't worry. Just choose. Betty: Ok. So the...
Betty and Phil are meeting at 6.30 to watch a thriller at the movies. They will have dinner at Phil's afterwards.
#Person1#: How do you think the report I wrote? #Person2#: Not bad. But there is more room for improvement. #Person1#: I jumped the gun. #Person2#: There were some gaps in your report. Please be more sorrow. #Person1#: Yes, I overlooked some facts. I'll be more sorrow.
#Person2# thinks #Person1#'s report needs to be more sorrow.
Anton: Hello, i can offer you a room with private bathroom . Don't hesitate to contact me Clem: Hi sir, i'm interested. What is the price for the room? Anton: hello Clem, i offer you the room for 400 zlotys a month. You have shared access to the kitchen and the laundry Clem: Is internet included in the price? ...
Anton has a room in Warsaw to offer. The rent is 400 PLN a month. Clem isn't sure whether he will take it. When he writes to Anton the second time, the room is no longer available.
person: Hey! Painter! painter: "And now time to paint this happy tree, and... Yes?" person: I heard theres some valuable stuff in here mate, know anything about that? painter: "I'm just here to paint a mural." person: So youre telling me that if I take something you WONT turn me in? painter: "... Well, I wouldn't go th...
painter is painting a mural. Person wants to steal something from him. He doesn't want to ruin his painting. He has heard there are valuable paintings in a secret passage. He offers to help him look for them.
Iza: <file_other> Monica: OMG Monica: yesssssss!!! Iza: I know Iza: I have been waiting for this for so long! Monica: me too! Monica: :D
Iza has good news.
a dog: Woof! Food smells good. Summarize the dialogue
A dog is smelling food.
butterfly: a yellowish orange with pink hues. That is funny. I did not know he acted like a girl at times. wasp: He hates me with a passion. I buzz around his head and he flails his arms and screams. It is the highlight of my day. The flower is very interesting. butterfly: I would like to see that happen next time he ...
The wasp hates the king and buzzes around his head. The butterfly thinks the glowing grass is the spirit.
#Person1#: Mr. Jones, shall we now discuss the packaging? #Person2#: Very well. You know, we have definite ways of packaging garments. As to blouses, we use a polythene wrapper for each article, all ready for window display. #Person1#: Good. A wrapping that catches the eye will certainly help push the sales. With compe...
#Person1# and #Person2# both think an attractive wrapping helps the sales. #Person2#'ll pack blouses in cartons but #Person1# is worried they might not be strong enough, might be pilfered, or can't be insured so #Person1# prefers wooden cases. #Person2# explains that cartons are quite seaworthy and discourages pilferag...
Pit: Kinga, kisses for you fam! Kinga: For your mum too. Kinga: <file_gif> Pit: <file_photo> Kinga: <file_photo> Pit: Could we change onto Whatsapp? Pit: Could you text me a dot or sth as I have probably lost your number again :(( Kinga: Yes, of course! Kinga: Is it still your old number?
Pit and Kinga will chat on Whatsapp. Kinga will send Pit a text message because he does not have her telephone number.
knight: Did someone call for me? royal family: Yes, please have your sit. I've heard rumours about you having an affair with the kings cousin..How true is this? knight: Umm...well...where did you hear that? royal family: From reliable sources, i must say knight: Lovely day it is today! Have you been outside yet? royal ...
knight is having an affair with the king's cousin. It's been going on for four months.
Ritie: Got home alright? Call me back pls. Susan: Took longer than usual as streets were impassable at places. Too late to phone. Ritie: OK. Sleep tight. Susan: You too.
Susan got home safely.
praying mantis: i like how i think very very slowly fairy interpreter: I hope you get to wise decisions with slow thinking praying mantis: well, we are in the fairy church fairy interpreter: I love the fantasy world because it gives me joy praying mantis: I wish I can reason that way fairy interpreter: You can try,it...
praying mantis is in the fairy church. He wants to learn how to move fast.
Henry: I wanna ask about the offer Fiona: Hello, I'm Fiona. How can I help you? Henry: can you tell me the detials about the black friday sale Fiona: Certainly, You get 20% off on the first item, 40% on the 2]secound item and 70% off on the third item Henry: What about the 4th? Fiona: The sale only pertains to the...
The offer Henry is interested in concerns only 3 least expensive items.
#Person1#: What does your sister look like, Mike? #Person2#: Well, she's tall and pretty. #Person1#: Is she like you? #Person2#: I suppose so. We're both friendly and easy-going. #Person1#: Is she as clever as you? #Person2#: No, she's not as clever as me. #Person1#: Big head!
#Person1# asks Mike about his sister.
#Person1#: Welcome to IBA Consumer Credit. What can I assist you with? #Person2#: My family really needs a car, we live quite far out of the town centre, but unfortunately we cannot afford to pay out such a large sum of money in one go. #Person1#: That's a problem facing many young families nowadays, and we are sympath...
#Person2# wants to buy a car but cannot afford it. #Person1# introduces a Personal Automobile Consumer Loan to #Person2#. #Person1# says they will find #Person2# a suitable car dealer and process the loan with #Person2# offering proper documentation. #Person2# decides to have a try.
#Person1#: Have you been registered yet, sir? #Person2#: No, I haven't been registered. #Person1#: Are you a medical or surgical case? #Person2#: I'm a medical case. #Person1#: Do you have your medical history sheet with you? #Person2#: Yes, here you are. #Person1#: Please fill in this admission card. Well, how long do...
#Person2# applies to stay in the hospital but there're no beds available. #Person2# requests #Person1# to call him when the bed's available.
Midge: so where is this place Kim: Half empty - 123 23rd street Midge: ok be there in a bit
Midge will join Kim at Half empty - 123 23rd Street.
Amelia: What time is the test tomorrow? Olivia: It starts at 8. Amelia: So early??? Olivia: It was supposed to be at 10, but the room will be taken for some events. Amelia: Good that you told me Amelia: I wanted to wake up at 5 and study Olivia: Have you studied already? Amelia: A bit. Olivia: Me too. Amelia...
The test starts at 8 tomorrow. Amelia will study until late at night, but Olivia needs to sleep at least a few hours to be able to perform well.
a frog: Hello there, ribbit. worker: hello, frog... uh... did you just speak! Does your princess know you uh speak. a frog: Oh my yes, we have long conversations into the night, sometimes braiding each others hair, ribbit. worker: you must be enchanted Are you a prince? a frog: No I'm afraid not, just bald now. Ribb...
A frog is looking for a food runner. The worker will start right now.
horse: If he were to find out about it he would have us both flogged. But I would love to go for a ride. Do you have any oats? townsperson: No, but I have a very valuable golden cloth. Care to take a look? Also, please think about my family! I haven't made any money today and if I finish this cloth then we can make jus...
townsperson and horse are going to Anoria. They will have to travel through many countries.
Caroline: I got my results... Olivia: And?? Irene: Negative, right? Caroline: Yes. I feel so relieved!
Caroline got negative results. She is relieved.
#Person1#: Can I help you, Madam? #Person2#: Yes, I'd like to exchange some US dollars into RIB. #Person1#: How much would you like to exchange? #Person2#: What's the exchange rate for RIB? #Person1#: It's US 100 for RMB 802 today. #Person2#: I'd like to exchange 3, 000. #Person1#: Fill out this exchange memo, please. ...
#Person1# tells #Person2# the exchange rate and helps her to exchange some money.
#Person1#: Now Mr.Snow, what can you remember about the attack? #Person2#: Well, I was working late yesterday evening. #Person1#: What time did you leave your office? #Person2#: About 9:15? #Person1#: Are you sure? #Person2#: Yes, officer. I looked at my watch. #Person1#: What did you do then? #Person2#: Well, I locked...
Mr. Snow tells #Person1# he was attacked yesterday after work and he broke his leg because the doctor dropped him in the car.
Monica: what time u finish work? Rob: don't know yet Rob: might stay overtime :/ Monica: again? Rob: yes, lots of work, sorry... Monica: ok, let me know when u finish Rob: ofc
Rob might do overtime at work again. Rob will let Monica when he finishes work.
owner: Sailor, my friend, would you like to rent some warehouse space for a good price? sailor: Aye. What price we be talking, owner? owner: Wonderful! How much space do you need? sailor: Well now. Let me see. I would need space about as big as one of me boats. You got that kinda space? owner: Yes I do fine sailor. Ho...
sailor needs to store his boat in the warehouse. He will pay 10 gold pieces for the storage. He will need the help of the warehouse manager.
priest: Hello my son. How may i assist you today? worshiper: I am here to worship our lord, dear priest. How are you today? priest: I am doing well. Except there is a ghost in here today. worshiper: a ghost? priest: Yes i am hoping my teaching can help save him. worshiper: Here. Maybe this will also help. priest: Tha...
priest is doing well, except there is a ghost in here today. The priest hopes his teaching can help save the ghost. The priest thinks the ghost will be attending the next service.
Jay: I am waiting by the Washroom Kale: Cant see u Kale: Oh okay nevermind I see u
Jay is waiting for Kale by the Washroom.
Anna: Hi jack, what kind of prep would you need from us? Jack: Hi Anna, just clear any stuff out of your bathroom and I'll take it from there. Anna: Cool I'll sort that. Jack: Also did you decide on the colour of the spotlights ? White chrome or brushed steel ? Anna: We would like the chrome spotlights please. Ch...
Anna will sort the bathroom out on Jack's request. Jack will sort the payment out with Gemma. Anna wants chrome trims and grey grout. Anna will leave the key for Jack tomorrow.
Daisy: <file_photo> Daisy: what do you think of these colours? Judy: jeeeeez is that neon pink? Daisy: yeah xDDDDDD Prudence: i don't like it Prudence: it's too bright :/ Daisy: shit....i just need a new dress Daisy: wanted to try sth new... Judy: keep looking, but if you like this one, then take it Prudence: ...
Daisy is looking for a new dress for her sister's wedding in June.
Anna: So the plan is to be there at 7:30am Diana: this early? Anna: yes because the registration starts at 8:30 and we need to set everything up Diana: Okay, shouldn't we go there the night before to make sure starter packs and badges are ready? Anna: good idea, I will call them and ask if the space is actually ava...
Anna and Diana are preparing the gala, and they're discussing some organizational details.
farmer: Would you perhaps care for some eggs? peasant: That would be delightful! Uh, I mean....I don't wish to burden you... farmer: Think nothing of it, I appreciate your work and I have plenty. peasant: Trying to find good food hasn't been the easiest. See? You have no idea how grateful I am. farmer: Oh thank you, I ...
farmer offers peasant eggs. Peasant is grateful.
Donna: I'm sitting here Donna: watching gilmore girls for an umptienth time Alice: lol Donna: and I'm just wondering how can they eat so much and be so thin Alice: I'll give you a hint - they don't :D Donna: But they do on the screen and it makes me freakin hungry all the time Alice: haha I know I gained like ten...
Donna is watching Gilmore Girls once again and she's hungry. Donna is going to watch only Orange Is the New Black from now.
#Person1#: Good afternoon. I come here specially to pick up my tickets. I booked it last month. This is my reservation note. #Person2#: I am terribly sorry. You didn't come to reconfirm recently. You should have come to pick up your ticket three days ago since it's an international flight, any reservation without recon...
As not reconfirming recently, #Person1# cannot take the reserved air ticket.
Martin: I won two cinema tickets! Aggie: oh cool, how come? Martin: online. on fb, the movie mag organized it Aggie: so what did you do Martin: just write a short review and that's it Aggie: well done :) so what and when. and where? Martin: the new film with Redford Aggie: i guess i heard sth Martin: it's prett...
Martin wrote a short review and won 2 cinema tickets on FB. Martin wants Aggie to go with him this week for the new film with Redford.
Darren: This arrived for you today. Darren: <file_photo> Darren: <file_photo> Tim: Shit! That looks serious. Tim: I've no idea what it's about though. Darren: Did you owe them any money? Tim: Not that I know of. Darren: Are you sure? Tim: Absolutely positive! Darren: You better get in contact with them before ...
Tim receives a letter claiming he owes them money. He will call them today.
Amanda: Did you see Linda's pics on FB? Rita: Yep, totally lame, aren't they? Amanda: Totally. I feel sorry for her. Or am I?;-)
Linda published some pictures on Facebook, that Amanda and Rita dislike.
woman: Who is a good boy?? dogs: Woof woof! I am, I am! What are we doing in this strange room though? woman: I got lost trying to find my husband dogs: I have a very good sense of smell, maybe I can help? woman: I would love your help! dogs: Do you have anything of his I can smell? Bork bork! I love to smell! woma...
dogs are trying to help the woman find her husband.
#Person1#: Merry Christmas! #Person2#: Thank you. The same to you. #Person1#: Do you have any plans? #Person2#: I have been invited to a friend's party, but I want to go to my uncle's. And you? #Person1#: My roommate is having a party. I'll go there. #Person2#: Great! Watching TV or sleeping at home is really boring. #...
It's Christmas Day. #Person2# wants to go to uncle's party, and #Person1# plans to go to the roommate's party.
User Interface: But I have just indicated here we could have actually two scroll wheels because I think the scroll wheel is a fairly key part of you know Industrial Designer: Stable thing that is right To have User Interface: I think everyone has has agreed that it is that it could be quite a useful thing so But I th...
User Interface suggested including the turbo button in scroll wheels and introduced that the turbo button was like a scroll wheel to scroll the past television stations without seeing what's on them. Marketing asked about the speed whether it could be controlled. User Interface explained that users could skip over chan...
Lee: What is your fave tv show of all time? Amanda: Oh, man... can it be an old one? Lee: Of all time, so yes, old or new! Amanda: I can't remember the name of it. It was a bumbling female spy who was just a housewife in real life. Shoot. Lee: Doesn't sound familiar. Who was in it? Amanda: That really handsome guy...
Amanda's favourite TV series was about a single mother who worked as a spy. Amanda used to watch "The Brady Bunch" and "Roseanne". She also watched "Gilligan's Island" but she did not like it that much.
Hannah: Have you seen Mandy's cat? :D Lucy: Yes! She's so beautiful <3 :) Hannah: Do you know what her name is? Lucy: I think it's Miranda Hannah: <3
Mandy's cat is called Miranda.
wolves: Why should I? mage: This Wolf is clearly not well read! And soon shall find himself dead! wolves: Wolves can't read you fool. mage: Wolves can do nothing with arrows, give these magic arrows back, or I shall turn you into a crab! wolves: Why are you so angry? I'm just a wolf trying to make my way through the f...
wolves are at the drawbridge to the mage's castle. The mage wants them to give him back his arrows. They refuse. The mage will turn them into crabs if they don't give the arrows back.
#Person1#: Hello, Jill. #Person2#: Tom, You're back, come in please. How are you? #Person1#: Fine, only a little tired. #Person2#: You'll recover after a good night's sleep. #Person1#: Thank you very much for looking after my house in my absence. #Person2#: That's all right. Would you have a cup of coffee? #Person1#: Y...
Jill helps Tom look after the house and Tom thinks she does a great job. Tom is grateful and bought her some books.
Paul: can you send me the details of the notary? Robin: yes one moment Robin: <file_other> Paul: thx Paul: friday 10am? Robin: si
Robin sent Paul the details of the notary. The appointment is on Friday at 10 am.
ghost: BOOOO! dragon: Are you a ghost of one of the feeble humans I killed? ghost: I don't know how I came to be really, I just am. dragon: Too bad! Humans are pathetic in life and death. ghost: What do you do all day anyways? dragon: I protect the King's castle. The humans have to rely on my kind because they are too ...
dragon protects the King's castle. The ghost doesn't know who he was before.
Andres: Hey Mila: Hey let's chat in a bit kinda busy now Andres: Ok
Andres wants to chat, but Mila is busy now.
Lucas: <file_photo> Ethan: oh man this spot is sick!! where is that Lucas: croatia Ethan: are you there now? Henry: sick bro, i have seen it when i went to croatia too Lucas: yeah I took a little vacation, it's so hot in here Ethan: nice, and we are here stuck at work, thanks mate Lucas: hahaha, there is time fo...
Lucas is on holidays in Croatia now. Ethan is stuck at work. Henry didn't go for holidays this year, because he was renovating his apartment during his time off.
#Person1#: Tom, you promised to cut the lung. You won't forget, will you? #Person2#: No, I assure you. #Person1#: And you'll repair the television, won't you? #Person2#: Ok. #Person1#: Do you promise? #Person2#: Of course. #Person1#: And Tom, you will help Johnny with his homework, won't you? #Person2#: I'll see...
#Person1# lists several things to ask Tom for his promises.
#Person1#: It's your fiftieth birthday. You decide. #Person2#: I'd like you to organize a surprise party for me. #Person1#: Sylvia, I know what you want. But a surprise party is impossible. Don't you remember when I tried to organize a surprise party for your fortieth? You found out right away. #Person2#: Don't remind ...
Sylvia wants #Person1# to organize a surprise party for her, but #Person1# reminds her of a surprise party for Sylvia fortieth. Sylvia decides just go out to dinner with a few friends.
Dave: Does anyone understand this concept of scapegoat? Kitty: What do you not understand? Dave: all? I haven't been to this class almost at all Julie: i have this bunch of notes if you want them Dave: I do! thank you! But I still need some help in explaining Julie: Ok, fine but just read the notes first Kitty: ...
Dave will read Julies notes on the concept of scapegoat. Kitty will explain it further to him on Thursday.
knight: Hello my lady. How are you today dear queen? Summarize the dialogue
The knight wants to know how the queen is today.
Dan: <file_photo> Hulk: omg! Did it hurt? Dan: no. I got an injection with anaesthesis. But its not working any more and it hurts:( Pete: you're quite swollen Dan: Its nothing compared to yesterday! Hulk: you're kidding Hulk: were you even more swollen than this? Dan: Yes Pete: Jesus
Dan's had an injection with anaesthesis because he got swollen. He feels it's not working though and it still hurts him.
Darrell: Hey, are you back yet? Heidi: Hi, yes, I actually came back!!! Darrell: Cool. How was it? Heidi: It felt like I woke up from a coma. Darrell: hehe Heidi: Yeah, really weird. Have you moved to lublanska yet? Darrell: Yeah, we moved. It sucks now, it's so far. Heidi: Yeah, but now we work so close to each...
Heidi came back. Darrell has moved to Lublanska, Heidi and Darrell work close to each other now, but Darrell has to commute 2,5h every day. Darrell doesn't want to take his car as it burns a lot of fuel. He doesn't have the money to buy a new car. Heidi and Darrell will meet for lunch at 12:30.
gypsy: It can possibly help with the rehab process and increase your natural abilities. lizards: Anything to give me special abilities? I want a longer tongue. Maybe then I could sit on a stone sometimes and catch an insect from far away without moving a limb. gypsy: No, all of my concoctions are beneficial in supporti...
Lizards want to have special abilities. They are satisfied with the ointment.
king: Look at all we have here. The rivers to the west, plains to the east. Is there anything more you could ever want? queen: I could use a new piece of jewelry! king: Queen Nompumelelo! I know we are wed but do not think I won't have you charged for such foolishness. queen: I didn't realize you liked jewelry as much...
king offers queen land but she takes his scepter instead.
knight: So how am I meant to check without your name? the mayor: Oh...what didn't you say so...like there are a lot of Mayors visiting the King this morning...but my name is Mayor SoinSo. Would these coins hurry you up? knight: Let just check the inscription here.. Okay SoinSo. Yes your here, but you're 5 minutes earl...
Mayor SoinSo is 5 minutes early for his meeting with the King. The knight checks his identity with the inscription on the pipe he is smoking.
child: Heeeey squire: Hello my child! What are you doing in this smith's shop? child: I want a necklace squire: Well my son, do you have any money? You know, you remember me of me when I was a child.... child: I only have a few coins. Really, how? squire: You are an orphan, yes? I was stolen away from my family when I ...
squire was an orphan like the child. He decided to be the king's squire. The child wants to be the squire for the king.
bishop: Don't be so rude to me! I'm trying to help you get out of here. I wasn't the one who brought you here. mermaid: You are rude! I have the right to be upset in my current situation. I will not be silenced. bishop: Fine, vile creature. I'll just leave you here in this chamber. Perhaps I should shackle you to the ...
mermaid is in a chamber and she is angry. Bishop wants to help her escape.
stable hands: yes it is, I'm very lyucky to make this place where I work king: Tell me about yourself dear stable worker. I wish to know more about the lives of the common folk that reside in my kingdom. stable hands: Oh I'm just a humble servant, but I love being able to be with horses, and I love to ride king: You sa...
stable hands is a humble servant who loves horses and riding. He has never used a sword or lance. King wants to enlist him as a knight. He will teach him to use a sword.
Rose: Whoa, cool pic! Sue: Thanks! That's actually from Dan's birthday party. Rose: Haha, don't remeber much from that night, so I'll just take your word for it ;) Sue: Yup, it got pretty wild later on. Rose: Either way you look gorgeous ;* Sue: Thank you <3
Sue uploaded a picture taken during Dan's birthday party.
#Person1#: Could you make up this prescription for me, please? #Person2#: Certainly. I'll do it for you right away. Sorry the drugs on this order are out of stock. #Person1#: What can I do? #Person2#: Would you prefer to take similar medicine of other brands? #Person1#: Could I? #Person2#: Certainly. I recommend this m...
#Person2# helps #Person1# make up the prescription, but the drugs on the order are out of stock. #Person2# recommends an alternative.
bartender: Satisfying my customers is my priority as a bar tender werewolf: arrrroooo!!! I enjoy being around fellow werewolves bartender: Would werewolves enjoy these bones ? werewolf: Yes! Chewing on a bone is an activity that many werewolves enjoy. It keeps us under control bartender: Then you can have some for dinn...
bartender is a bartender in a tavern full of werewolves. Werewolf enjoys chewing on bones. Bartender has to deal with man and creatures.
camper: What are you doing in my place? animal: What do you mean your place? camper: this is my house from here to the hills animal: I do not see you name on it. I live where I want to. camper: Then be ready to die animal: Do you not know what type of viscous animal I am? camper: No, I have never seen one like you befo...
animal is in the camper's place. The camper is angry and threatens the animal. The animal owns the forest and all the plants, trees and animals live in peace.
Alexis: Guys, do you remember Codrington, where we spent the amazing summer 1999? Joan: Sure, how could I forget? Alexis: I just discovered that the town is empty, all people moved to Antigua Joan: what?! what happened? Heather: Yes, I read about it. The hurricane Irma in 2017 was so devastating that they evacuated...
Alexis, Joan and Heather were in Codrington in the summer of 1999. The town is empty, because the hurricane Irma devastated it in 2017. All the people had to flee to Antigua.
Marketing: Oh wait a minute Sample speaker ? What is a sample speaker ? Is that somewhat similar to what we want ? Project Manager: but at a cost of User Interface: that is that voice response thing that we got the email about But I thought it was just completely pointless Marketing: You got a email about voice resp...
User Interface told the team that the corporate had decided to incorporate a voice recognition chip into the remote control so that the team had to invent another method for users to locate the remote control once it got lost in a room. The team decided to make the remote control a special colour. Meanwhile, the remote...
guard: What do you mean sir? leader: I mean no offense guard, but surely you cannot believe your enemies would use this main gate when other areas are lacking? guard: I always assumed maybe they were blind or something, I have but worked here a short time. leader: Ha! Maybe your leadership should listen more to the peo...
The leader thinks the main gate of the castle is not safe enough. The leader transferred the castle last week. The leader retired from the military and wants to help the people.
Charlie: i passed the CLO Kobe: im sure it was eady.. Kobe: easy* Charlie: it was not. for me atleast :p Kobe: so how did you do it Charlie: i had my phone. i had internet access. xD Kobe: what?? Charlie: im serious :D Kobe: HOW?? Charlie: well it was so much of an exam pffttt Kobe: so you were the only one...
Charlie passed the CLO exam and reveals to Kobe that it was possible because he had the Internet access and the person supervising didn't react on Charlie's cheating. Henrique helped Charlie as well.
queen: Hey honey! princess: Mother, what are you here for? queen: I was looking for you my dear! princess: Oh. Do you need something? queen: I wanted to give you something before your big day! princess: I don't want father to pick that Viscount for me. I do not like that man at all, mother. queen: IM sorry my dear but...
princess doesn't want to marry Viscount. Her mother wants her to take her lucky coin.
bivalve: Oh good! He was mean and mocked me for being here with little water. guard: I hope this eases your pain. I shall get you enough water to last a week! bivalve: Yes, thank you! This is why you are my favorite. guard: Now where was I.. Oh yes, you sure smell nice, so refreshingly alive.. bivalve: I am indeed. ...
bivalve is in captivity. Guard will get him enough water to last a week.
fish: Congratulations, my friend! A baptism is a wonderful thing, and no better lake to do it! christian villagers: Why thank you kind fish. fish: But no priest was available for your baptism? christian villagers: Aye, I wanted to take it upon myself. I thought it would help me strengthen my bond with the lord. fish: I...
christian villagers took a baptism by himself as there was no priest available.
#Person1#: Today on mind matters, I'm talking to Dr. Ann Winters, an expert on human memory.. Ann, welcome to the program. Now, I suppose the first question everyone would ask is: what exactly is human memory? #Person2#: Well, like so many easy questions, the answer isn't very simple. Basically, human memory is a compa...
#Person1# have an interview with Dr. Ann Winters, an expert on human memory. Ann first explains that human memory is a compartment in people's brains to store images. She says memory can be infected by diseases or accidents and doing brain exercise can keep the brain young. Then she gives some examples of how to exerci...
witch: Only some of your hair, a red rose, and a possession from the person you're looking to woe! peasant: Here's some hair. Ow! There's some. And here's her purse. I'll get you the rose on the double! witch: Alright, alright. I'll be adding the things to the potion slowly... peasant: Oh, my God! The smell is so awful...
peasant brings the witch hair, a red rose and a possession from the person he wants to woe. The witch is preparing a potion.
village official: Hello, archer. Any news on our security? archer: There is a group of bandits to the north. village official: I see. Send a group of knights to investigate this matter if you haven't already. archer: Should I go with them? Summarize the dialogue
archer informs the village official that there is a group of bandits to the north. village official instructs a group of knights to investigate this matter. archer will go with them.
#Person1#: Hi, may I get you anything to drink? #Person2#: Yes, please. May I get a glass of lemonade? #Person1#: Would you like an appetizer? #Person2#: May I get an order of barbeque wings? #Person1#: Sure, would you like anything else? #Person2#: That'll be fine for now, thank you. #Person1#: Okay, tell me whe...
#Person2# orders some food and a drink with #Person1#'s help.
Monica: omg have you seen this?! Monica: <file_photo> Olivia: she looks awful! Monica: she's anorexia, don't you think? Olivia: looks like it ;/
Olivia doesn't like her looks as she's anorexic.
homeless: Ahh, A ghost! Why aren't you in your well? ghost: I'm currently haunting the king's castle tower, but I decided to take a break coming to this field. homeless: Do you have any food to share? ghost: Food?! I don't eat. I just prey on the mentally weak humans of the Earth! homeless: Ahh that would be me! Is th...
homeless is afraid of ghosts. The ghost is hungry and doesn't eat. The ghost wants to live in the old run down farm.
mouse: It would seem you have a touch of madness. an old maniacal man: No I....I haven't touched the madness... *hic* I wouldn't touch something....that's not mine... mouse: Keep telling yourself that... an old maniacal man: So....little mouse friend.... Do you know *hic* where we are? I want to know...if y-you know wh...
an old maniacal man and a mouse are in a dungeon. The mouse wants to leave, but the old maniacal man doesn't want to. The mouse is at the Fruit Gala.
farmers: How'd you end up in this cave? the sneaky thief: This is where I go after my score to settle down farmers: Guess that's all this place is really good for, certainly not the most hospitable place. We certainly wouldn't be here if we didn't have to be. the sneaky thief: Yes, what brings you to horrid place fa...
The sneaky thief comes to the cave after he scores to settle down. The farmers are here because they owe money to some dangerous people.
#Person1#: Honey, what's all our stuff doing in the driveway. #Person2#: It's a Newsday Spring cleanup sale. For only $19. 95 we can put a two line classified ad in Newsday for 7 days and with over 2 million readers will get results fast. #Person1#: 2 lines all editions for only $19. 95? That's more than 50% savings of...
#Person2# tells #Person1# about the Newsday Spring cleanup sale. They decide to turn some appliances, jewelry, and furniture exercise equipment that they don't use into cash.
#Person1#: The day I turned thirty, I turned on the computer. I went into the over- thirty room for a joke. And he was there. And we started chatting. #Person2#: About what? #Person1#: Books, music, how much we both love New York. Nothing really meaningful. Yet a good way to pass time. #Person2#: How come? #Person1#: W...
#Person1# tells #Person2# #Person1# chatted with a man online but nothing personal when #Person1# turned thirty.
Karen: I've just landed! Mary: We're in the arrivals hall waiting for you :-) Amanda: Yes! You cannot miss us :D :D :D
Karen has just landed. Mary and Amanda are waiting in the arrivals hall.
#Person1#: Hi, Cindy. I thought I'd missed you. #Person2#: Oh, I am very sorry, Hans. Thank you for waiting for me. You must have been here a long time already. #Person1#: It's all right. #Person2#: I was caught in the heavy rain, or I would have come earlier. I am sorry I kept you waiting. #Person1#: I was in a comfor...
Cindy explains she's late because she forgot her umbrella and had to wait for the rain out. Hans says it's no problem.
priest: Well! That's the first time I've heard someone say my scrawniness was a good thing for me! I have some fish inside that a parishioner gave me yesterday, would you be interested in that, rather than these rich men? bigfoot: Keep the fish for yourself, holy brother...perhaps you can fatten up, eh? *ripping an ...
bigfoot is hungry and he is eating a dead man's arm. He will stay in the church and give the priest some gold in return.
pirate: Oh, we know where to stab, don't we friend? And we always have a plan. Hehehe. And what do you have in the way of firearms? merchant: I have everything from revolvers to cannons, it just depends on whatever suits your needs. pirate: Ye seem to be a merchant that knows his wares... Alright! I've got an idea, fri...
pirate wants to buy weapons from the merchant. The merchant is willing to sell them at half price if the pirate takes all the items from both shipments.