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Monica: Does anyone have Lisa's number? It's urgent!
Dona: Yes. 047839898
Jess: I have also her WhatsApp: +44 7709873176
Monica: Thank you girls! | Monica will contact Lisa on 047839898 or will try her WhatsApp: +44 7709873176. |
gypsy: What a noble little creature you are. You would be rewarded handsomely for your assistance...
lizards: I guess I shall help you I get tired of these little buggers pulling my tail off
gypsy: Then it is settled. When I notify the High Priest that you have helped, he may be able to grant you a human sacrifice of y... | lizards will help the gypsy poison a traveler. |
#Person1#: Rose, the weekend is coming. Let's discuss what we will do.
#Person2#: What about going to the zoo on Saturday and to the park on Sunday?
#Person1#: Sounds good. But on Saturday there's a football final.
#Person2#: Then, what shall we do on Sunday.
#Person1#: Let me see. We can visit the country. We haven't ... | #Person1# has a football final on Saturday. #Person1# and #Person2# plans to visit the country on Sunday. |
#Person1#: I need to lose some weight, after eating so much over the holiday.
#Person2#: Me too. I had so many cookies that I gained 5 pounds. I feel so fat.
#Person1#: Should we join a gym? A membership at Total Fitness is only $25 per month.
#Person2#: Yes, you can use the weight machines, which I know you like.
#Per... | #Person1# and #Person2# both need to lose weight so they decide to join a gym. |
spider: Can you give me some food? Nothing is flying in my web.
worker: It isn't season yet, this farm is huge and come harvest you can't move for food but not quite yet. What do you eat?
spider: Any other insect will do!
worker: Hmm I'll keep an eye out but your best bet is probably the big Red Barn?
spider: But that'... | spider wants worker to help him find food. worker will keep an eye out for other insects. spider wants worker to keep him as a pet. |
knight: He, He I guess you can't miss it, that doesn't seem that great for battle
customer: Ahh I wouldn't know much about functionality. I suppose it might draw a lot of attention too.
knight: You think it would be of any influence on the ladies? I've been looking to settle down with one.
customer: It is most impressi... | knight is looking for a suit of armor. Customer is impressed with the suit's colour. |
Clair: OMG! I just found out! I'm an heir to the Nigerian throne!
Bob: Lol
Denis: Rotfl! Didn't know they are a monarchy!
Clair: I just need to transfer some funds as a deposit so that they know I'm interested.
Denis: And are they going to give it back to u, Your Majesty?
Clair: I don't know! | Clair has just been notified that she's an heir to the Nigerian throne and she should transfer some funds as a deposit if she's interested. |
Julian: what's going on with you Nora?
Julian: Daniel said that you've broken up
Parker: we haven't, he's making things up
Parker: we had a fight, but we've already made up, that's it
Julian: i'm glad to hear that, this news really upset me, i worried about you
Parker: everything's ok, don't listen to Daniel, he l... | Parker and Nora had a fight, but they already made it up. Daniel is gossiping that they've broken up. |
#Person1#: Good morning, can I help you?
#Person2#: Yes, I'd like to join the library. We're new to the district, you see.
#Person1#: Well, all we need is some sort of identification with your name and address on it.
#Person2#: Oh dear. We just moved, you see, and everything has my old address.
#Person1#: A driving lic... | #Person2# wants to join the library and #Person1# needs #Person2#'s identification with #Person2#'s name and address on it. #Person2# just moved and everything has her old address. #Person1# advises #Person2# to use the passport and it works. |
bug: Theres a nest over there! Full of eggs!
bear: At this point I'll eat anything. I'm really looking for a river of salmon.
bug: I do not know of a river... There is also a burrow with gophers!
bear: Ah Gophers are inedible. What do you like to feast on?
bug: Oh that is too bad my bear friend. You wouldnt like ... | bug finds a nest with eggs and a burrow with gophers. Bear is looking for salmon. Bug can't give bear blood because it's too weak from hibernation. |
Annie: I can't fall asleep. Are you up?
Brad: Yeah. I'm watching tv rn.
Annie: Ooo, what are you watching?
Brad: The new Netflix original, "the chilling adventures of sabrina."
Annie: Omg yeah, some people in class were talking about it yesterday. Do you think I would like it?
Brad: Do you like scary, thriller-es... | Annie can't fall asleep. Brad is watching the new Netflix original, "the chilling adventures of sabrina." Annie will make a cup of warm milk and try to sleep. |
#Person1#: I'm thirsty. Pull over to that store, I'll buy some drinks.
#Person2#: I'm afraid I can't. Parking is not allowed here.
#Person1#: Oh, that's too bad, Where can you park around here?
#Person2#: There is a square in front of us. We can park the car there.
#Person1#: Is a shop there?
#Person2#: I'm not sure, y... | #Person2# can't pull over to the store because parking is not allowed. However, #Person1# and #Person2# don't know whether there is a shop where they can park the car. |
mistress: Well, I just wanted to freshen up some. You?
concubine: The same. The poet suggested I let down my glorious locks of hair.
mistress: The poet?
concubine: Indeed. I am his muse - I inspire all of his best poetry.
mistress: Ah. I see. Is he single or married?
concubine: He is single... no woman can tame his he... | mistress and concubine are having sex. |
Stefanie: I was just wondering if the jokes from my wishes won't hurt Cam's feelings... Leave them? I dont really know what is her approach towards time and her age :D whaddya think? #second thoughts
Jess: I haven't watched it yet. But something happend and your vid won't play anymore :/
Stefanie: Did you download it... | The link to Stephanie's video does not work. |
Grace: <file_photo> finished :D
Kristin: amazing! i wish i could embroider too ;(
Grace: i could teach u
Kristin: it's not for my patience, believe me ;D
Grace: lol ok | Grace shares with Kristin a picture of the embroidery she has just completed. |
a masked torturer: True. Could you rustle me up a victim? Surely someone has displeased the king.
a vigilant guard: Hmm. Not a bad idea. I bet I can trick someone into falling through one of the trap doors.
a masked torturer: Oh yes please. You would be my BFF!
a vigilant guard: No touching the guards! You know bett... | a masked torturer wants a victim. a vigilant guard will try to trick someone into falling through a trap door. |
Frank: Cheers mate, got the stuff?
Allan: Half of it.
Frank: How come?! They promised. Bastards.
Allan: No sweat! Will come later.
Frank: When?
Allan: Dunno. Later.
Frank: WTF???
Allan: I'm doing my best buddy. Believe me.
Frank: You'd better fix it.
Frank: ASAP
Allan: Sure mate. Something else. Need more dou... | Frank wants his stuff, but Allan has got only half of it, because the price was raised. Frank has got only 20 to pay. He wants Allan to get as much as he can for it. |
Candy: did u watch Bohemian Rapshody already?
Val: yes
Candy: is it good?
Val: <3
Val: fantastic!
Val: the story, the music...
Val: everything was extra!
Candy: :D | Val watched Bohemian Rhapsody and said it's fantastic. |
#Person1#: They got a divorce at last.
#Person2#: It's inenvitable. Their love wasbuilt on the sand, and this is why their marriage has landed on the rocks.
#Person1#: You said it. Love buit on the sand will soon be on the rocks.
#Person2#: That give us a good lesson. | #Person1# and #Person2# learn that love built on the sand will soon be on the rocks from someone's divorce. |
#Person1#: Hello, may I help you?
#Person2#: Well, I'm looking for some winter clothes. And I notice you have pre-season sale on all your winter apparel.
#Person1#: Yes, everything is 25 % off.
#Person2#: Do you have any skirt that will go with this sweater?
#Person1#: Sure, we have both skirts and slacks that will go ... | #Person1# wants to buy a skirt. #Person2# recommends a green skirt but #Person1# chooses to try on another one. |
peasant: He does us well by making sure things are taking care of and is a great general and has defeated all that has come before him
villager: Do you think his guards are loyal? or can they be swayed?
peasant: Here take this one should not tempt thyself or other others with evil deeds
villager: I am not a holy man, ... | peasant is loyal to the king and will not help the villager. The king wants peasant to join his guard. |
Mom: Honey, are you coming down? We’re going out!
Alex: Why, Mom? It’s Sunday!
Mom: Exactly, Honey, IT IS Sunday ;-)
Alex: So?
Mom: You know what that means.
Alex: I forgot.
Mom: Sunday means we go to church.
Alex: Oh, yeah. You bet we go
Mom: Don’t push it. Put on the coat, let’s go.
Alex: But why?
Mom: To s... | Mom wants Alex to go to church with her. |
Loretta: Did you call me?
Loretta: Hello??
Amy: What? when?
Loretta: Just now
Loretta: I've got a missed call from you on messenger
Amy: No, I didn't!
Amy: Must have been a buttcall or something, sorry :D
Amy: <file_gif>
Loretta: haha, ok, no worries | Loretta got a missed call from Amy on messenger, but Amy didn't call her. |
#Person1#: Could I meet with you to discuss the project?
#Person2#: Good idea. We could meet on Monday or Tuesday. Which day would you prefer?
#Person1#: Tuesday would be good for me.
#Person2#: OK. Do you think we should meet in the morning or in the afternoon?
#Person1#: I think the afternoon would be best.
#Person2#... | #Person1# and #Person2# would meet with the whole committee to discuss the project plans on Tuesday afternoon. |
knight in shining armor: Do you have the spell needed? WHo changed you?
talking crab: He was a wizard, full of hubris. Drunk. He changed a lot of people in my village, I would imagine he is long dead.
knight in shining armor: I believe i can help you.. what is you name crab?
talking crab: Jerry, which is a name I have ... | Jerry was turned into a crab by a wizard. The wizard is probably dead. Jerry's name is Jerry. Jerry used to be a merchant. |
peasant: HI, sheep. What are you doing inside the cottage?
sheep: You brought me in. I thought you were letting me in from the cold
peasant: Oh, well come on in then. I didn't realize it was so cold out.
sheep: You are so kind. You have a nice place compared to the stables I live in
peasant: Thank you! Just don't poop... | sheep was brought in from the cold. Sheep lives in stables. Sheep is used to living and pooping outside. |
prince: Hello
queen: Dear Prince, this throne is getting unbearable and I need a new cushion for it. Can you please fetch me one.
prince: Yes, of course.
queen: And please, do something about all the chatter going on in the court. I have a horrible headache.
prince: Yes, Ma'am!
queen: And my chambermaid, where is sh... | prince will fetch a new cushion for the queen's throne and bring her a chambermaid. |
the princess: Who goes there?
person: It is I, princess. The maid to the queen. I am sorry to have startled you.
the princess: Ohh good, what brings you here then?
person: Well, your mother requested I water these flowers.
the princess: Understandable, go right on ahead then.
person: Thank you, princess. I shan't be lo... | The maid to the queen is watering the flowers requested by the princess' mother. |
merchant: The King's Vinter? I'm assuming you are the King of these lands?
king: I am indeed. I have multiple people pass here a day to take a crate or just a small jug of wine. People try to break in here all the time.
merchant: Well, this should have all the proper documentation.
king: It indeed does. I am pleased ... | The King's vineyard was taken by the previous rulers of the kingdom when the King was a wee boy. His great grandfather put them out with his mighty army of 20,000. |
bandit: That's what you get for being poor
poorer citizens of the empire: What was that for? I didn't do anything
bandit: your poverty offends me
poorer citizens of the empire: I was born into poverty, I can not help something I was born into. You have everything you could ever want and more. You will never understand ... | bandit is angry with the poorer citizens of the empire because they are poor. He offers them a lavish cave, but the poorer citizens refuse. |
a big sheep-like brown dog: This book here... it smells... like goblins! Oh no - quick, check on the children! Are they still in their cribs?!
mother: Goblins!?! I do not like Goblins I am going to stand on this chair.
a big sheep-like brown dog: There's the smell of goblins leaning from this window here! I can't r... | The book smells like goblins. The mother is going to stand on the chair to check on the children. The children are still in their cribs. The dog will try to find the goblins. |
Peter: How are you feeling?
May: Good, why?
Peter: I'm feeling a bit queasy, I don't know why
May: And you think it's because of the food?
Peter: I don't know, I didn't drink much so it's not that
May: I hope it's not the food, we had the same
Peter: Hm, weird, I'm not feeling great for about an hour now
May: I'... | May and Peter had the same food at the restaurant. Peter has been feeling sick for an hour. He didn't drink much. |
table: Well, that woman over there is the Kings 3rd Queen. It's said she cheated on him, but I'm not so sure it's not just an excuse to be able to marry again....
an old maniacal man: I....I wanna be the Queeeeeeennn...why can't *hic* I be the queeeen, taaaable?
table: Oh but you can be!
an old maniacal man: *sniff* ..... | an old maniacal man wants to be the queen. table tells him he can be the queen. he has to show up at the castle wearing a dress and a chicken on his head. |
Jay: He woke up!
Charlie: Oh thank god!
Mary: is he all right? are you still at the hospital?
Jay: yeah, waiting outside. Doctors are running some tests, Tessa's with me
Mary: That's fantastic news Jay, thank you!
Charlie: what are the doctors saying?
Tessa: He's fine, everything went well, he's going to recover :)
Tes... | He is recovering at the hospital. Mary and Charlie will bring him a cake on Tessa’s request. |
Patricia: <file_video>
Patricia: P'TRICIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Preston: aaahahhhah
Reynold: ahhaha I see it's vines evening
Patricia: of course xd
Preston: <file_photo>
Reynold: is that a dog? xd
Preston: yeah XDDDD
Patricia: god :o creepy | Patricia, Preston and Reynold are sharing vines. |
#Person1#: Our supervisor Lester does. Actually, Lester is kind of like the kitchen god.
#Person2#: The kitchen god? What does he do?
#Person1#: He just stays in the kitchen and watches you. Before the Chinese New Year, the kitchen god tells his boss whether you were good or bad this year. Just like Lester does!
#Perso... | #Person1# tells #Person2# Lester's like the kitchen god who watches everyone and tells the boss whether they're good or bad. #Person2#'s afraid. #Person1# suggests serving sweet dishes, but #Person2# doesn't think it works. |
otter: hello
boy: Oh look, an otter.
otter: Yes, you are correct
boy: What are you doing so far from the water?
otter: well, i am looking for what to eat
boy: I'm afraid there isn't much here.
otter: that is terrible. I am going to die of hunger
boy: I do have some wood with me. Maybe you can put it to some use.
ott... | Otter is looking for something to eat. Boy has some wood with him. Otter is going to eat the boy. |
#Person1#: When she told me that she would marry no man but Dick, my heart was almost in my mouth.
#Person2#: You were scared, too? I dared not tell you my feeling when I heard that. I almost got fainted.
#Person1#: I could not and can't make out the reason why she would set her heart on a man like Dick. He plays the f... | #Person1# and #Person2# feel scared when heard Sarah insists on marrying Dick. |
king: "Yes, of course. You see, my crown needs repair. Do you think you can handle that?"
blacksmith: This is a delicate piece. Wouldn't you rather take it to the Tinker?
king: "He's too busy, and I hear you're one of the best smiths in the land."
blacksmith: Anything, for you, my king.
king: "Indeed. I'll pay you hand... | blacksmith will repair the crown for the king. The king will pay him handsomely. |
#Person1#: Are you through with your meal?
#Person2#: Yes, we are. Could we have the check, please?
#Person1#: Here is your check, 86 dollars in all. Can I take care of it here when you are ready?
#Person2#: Do you accept checks?
#Person1#: No, I'm sorry we don't. We accept credit cards and cash.
#Person2#: Well, I don... | #Person2# pays the check by credit card and asks #Person1# to package #Person2#'s food. |
angel: yes it is quite nice here isn't it
person: Yes it is. I love how the lake sparkles in the sunlight.
angel: Yes it does, so what brings you to this lovely waterfall
person: It looked so peaceful when I walked past it the other day. I needed a break from the other humans in the world and decided to camp here for ... | person is camping near the waterfall. An angel gives him a piece of heaven. It will bring him peace and happiness. |
#Person1#: I couldn't believe you should crack such a joke to them.
#Person2#: What was wrong?
#Person1#: You carried it too far. You obviously offended someone.
#Person2#: I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
#Person1#: I know, I know. But someone took offence. | #Person1# thinks #Person2# offended someone but #Person2# didn't mean to do. |
#Person1#: Well, how was the interview?
#Person2#: Not too bad, I suppose.
#Person1#: What did the woman ask you?
#Person2#: Oh, she asked me all sorts of questions. She asked if I smoked, and whether I played sports, she asked me where I went to school, and what subjects I took, and she asked me if I like to meeting p... | #Person1# asks about #Person2#'s interview. The interviewer asked all sorts of questions and will telephone #Person2# next week. |
Amy: Look what I’ve found
Amy: <file_photo>
Curt: Awwww that’s so cute! When was that, a year ago?
Amy: Yeah, December last year, as far as I remember
Nicolas: Cool. I should dress up as a reindeer more often
Amy: DEFINITELY | Amy found a photo from last year's December. Nicolas should dress up as a reindeer more often. |
ancient king: Ahh, what about this torturer? Is he a friend of yours?
juror: No, I don't know this man at all. Why do you ask?
ancient king: He looks very skilled at his work judging from all the bodies here. I was hoping you would introduce me to him.
juror: Are these bodies all his doing?
ancient king: I thought yo... | ancient king wants to know about the torturer. The juror doesn't know him. The king is afraid to confront him. The juror is a trained fighter. |
ancient king: You are my favorite, sweet Queen. Tell me, what business did you have with the Lord?
queen: He was going on and on about budgets. I still have a headache!
ancient king: Lucky for you we are only here but for a brief visit. We leave to return home in a week's time. Do you think you can tolerate it?
queen... | queen had a meeting with the Lord about budgets. She got him a mustache mug as a gift. They are visiting for a week and will return home in a week. |
#Person1#: Hi, Sue. How's it going?
#Person2#: Oh, hi, Frank, just fine. How are your classes?
#Person1#: Pretty good. I'm glad this is my last term here, though.
#Person2#: Why is that? I thought you were enjoying school.
#Person1#: I was. But now I'm getting tired of it. I'm ready for the real world.
#Person2#: What ... | Frank is glad this is his last term. He wants to get a job and start his own business. Sue still has three terms to go. |
peasant: I wasn't talking about you collecting my dinner...
rabbit: I do know that, but I would want you to spare my life for my children's sake. I can collect a dinner for you
peasant: Fine, please find me a lot of vegetables.
rabbit: Yes, that I can do! How much do you need for you and your family to eat?
peasant: I ... | rabbit will collect 5 lbs of food for peasant daily. |
#Person1#: This is a nice bar!
#Person2#: Yes, very nice indeed.
#Person1#: Where would you like to sit, Mary?
#Person2#: I would like to sit by the piano so that I can watch the musician play.
#Person1#: Great. That's just what I was thinking. | #Person1# and #Person2# discuss where to sit at the bar. |
the queen: Bow down to me at once!
guard: my sweet queen, of course I will bow to the wife of the own I am destined to protect
the queen: I shall eat from this glorious feast.
guard: please go ahead and I shall make sure no silly person crosses this path
the queen: Thank you guard, for ever so being so kind.
guard: can... | The queen is the second in command under the king. Guard will bow to her and will protect her path. Guard wants to hug her, but the queen refuses. |
#Person1#: How would you describe your relationship with our boss?
#Person2#: We have a fairly good working relationship, but there was also a rough spot.
#Person1#: What do you think his strengths are?
#Person2#: Well, he has an amazing ability to analyze information and he is very good at making the right decision in... | #Person2# tells the strength of their boss to #Person1#, and describes the relationship with their boss. |
chiefs: King's rules are King's rules. Take some sand home to the kids, as a memento, then be on your way before my guards see you.
person: Do you agree with the king's rules, or do you carry out his word mindlessly?
chiefs: I am the Chief of the King's guard. It is not mindless that compels me, but honor. These are... | Chief of the King's guard is a brute. He enforces the King's rules mindlessly. |
Grad F: So it s It it I guess it the begs the question of what is the meeting corpus So if at UW they start recording two person hallway conversations is that part of the meeting corpus ?
Professor D: I think it s I I think I th think the idea of two or more people conversing with one another is key
Grad F: Well this... | The participants were skeptical that a two person conversation in the hallway constituted a meeting for their purposes. They thought that it would be okay to include this kind of data in their corpus for future researchers, but they should separate it. The Professor has a strong opinion that these interactions were not... |
#Person1#: You've been working constantly. Don't push yourself so hard, or you'll end up in the hospital.
#Person2#: I'm not always as busy as I am right now. It'll slow down in about half a month.
#Person1#: So what are you busy with?
#Person2#: Some new stories. I must finish them in a week and the editors are all wa... | #Person2#'s working on some new stories. #Person1# feels #Person2#'s working too hard and invites #Person2# to the gym. #Person1# and #Person2# both like running and swimming and they'll get going at 6:30 pm. |
#Person1#: That looks like a bad accident.
#Person2#: Yeah, should we get out and help?
#Person1#: No, there's a police car behind us. He'll stop.
#Person2#: Looks like the one guy lost control in all this rain, and the other one hit him.
#Person1#: Yeah. It's pretty bad, that car looks like a coke can.
#Person2#: Thes... | #Person1# and #Person2# come across a car accident and #Person2# asks #Person1# to put on the news. |
fisherman: They are catfish and trout. Would you like to buy some?
villager: Yes please, got a hungry family at home. Which do you recommend?
fisherman: Either is very good! Why don't you take a couple of each! The cost is a coin a piece
villager: Sure, will this be enough for that amount of fish?
fisherman: That will ... | The fisherman sells catfish and trout to the villager. He also offers to repair his fishing pole. |
Martha: I made a list of gusts for our party
Martha: <file_other>
Martha: of course, you're welcome to add whoever you want
Maria: it's already quite big...
Jose: Tom?
Martha: he's my ex
Jose: but he's carrying the title of the Asshole of The Town!
Martha: doesn't make sense to ostracise him anymore
Liam: Martha, have ... | Martha made a list of guests for the party. She invited her ex, Tom, who treated her badly. |
grandmother: I'll have you know I only stabbed myself thrice tonight! I'll have you know in my day people were happy to spill blood to make clothes!
mother: Ah but who will clean up the blood now! Let's break bread, mother.
grandmother: Fine dear, what sort of bread are we making?
mother: Break bread! As in - eat. I s... | grandmother stabbed herself three times tonight. She sacrificed blood to make underpants for her husband. She doesn't understand why people don't sacrifice blood anymore. |
Julia: I need to start working
Victoria: What are you doing?
Julia: Procrastinating
Julia: I was watching YT for 2 hours
Julia: I feel horrible
Julia: My deadline is tomorrow
Victoria: Girl you really need to work!!! | Julia is procrastinating instead of working. |
man: I just told you, I'm the village hunter.
king: Ah I thought you hunted for fun. Say... what would you say if you became my personal hunter?
man: I would love that, the hunting grounds near the castle are legendary! However, wouldn't you want to test me first, watch me hunt? That way you could know you are getting ... | king wants to hire a hunter. The man will show him his skills tomorrow. |
Mary: I will not come to the presentation tomorrow, sorry
Jenny: you cannot do like this, we relay on you
Tim: Anything happened?
Mary: somebody has just broken into my car
Mary: my laptop was stolen, as well as all the data on the stick
Jenny: I'm so sorry! this is horrible
Mary: so as you can see, I just have nothing... | Mary is at a police station right now. Someone broke into Mary's car and stole her laptop. Mary will not come to the presentation tomorrow. |
king's guardsman: I think it's coming from inside my helmet. Here, I'll remove it. Can you take a look inside and see if anything's in there?
king's guardsmen: Did you put your lunch in it or something?
king's guardsman: Not that I know of. Look closer, there might be a strange creature that crawled in there.
king's gu... | king's guardsman thinks there is something in his helmet. It's probably a stink bug. |
Fiona: Hi, I left my keys on the settee, please could you leave them in the porch
Sam: I don't think that is a very safe place to leave them.
Fiona: Well I don't care! I need to get into the house and don't have keys - so leave them there for me then I can get in when I finish work.
Sam: Well don't blame me if we ge... | Fiona left her keys on te couch. Sam will leave them for her in the porch, which he finds not safe, but she just wants to get in when she finishes work. |
lady in waiting: I am so sorry that you have to deal with that your highness, I long for a day when us woman have rights
princess: As do I!, I came here actually to find a location of a movement of women that are looking to free themselves from such "obligations"
lady in waiting: Well it looks like you found the right ... | princess wants to join a movement of women that are looking to free themselves from obligations. The lady in waiting is part of the movement and she gives the princess a locket with a code to meet the leader at midnight. |
Leo: i'm fed up with my kids, don't you want to adopt them?
Olie: if you want, Lina is so cute and charming
Leo: she's a monster.
Olie: you need to have a drink and to talk, don't you
Leo: good idea, i'm really tired of doing nothing apart cleaning, cooking, tidying, ironing, washing... | Leo is fed up with his kids. Olie suggests having a drink and to talk. |
Harry: <file_photo>
Harry: That feeling, when you wash your car by yourself working your ass off half of a day
Harry: You feel satisfaction looking at your shining beauty
Harry: And then a group of birds having their fucking convention on electrical cable above, decide to shit on your freshly washed car
Harry: Ruth... | Harry is very angry, because he had washed his car, and some birds have defecated on it. |
#Person1#: Yes, I'd like to report a theft.
#Person2#: Okay. Can you tell me exactly what happened.
#Person1#: Well, I was walking home from work two days ago, enjoying the nature all around me ... the birds, the frogs, the flowing stream ... [Okay, Okay] when this woman knocked me right off my feet, grabbed my stuff, ... | #Person1# reports a theft to a policeman. #Person1# describes the appearance of the thief and the policeman recognizes the bearded woman who often removes the victim's left shoe and returns after days. |
Jenny: Are you protesting with the crowds in Budapest?
Victor: of course! such an opportunity!
Jenny: opportunity?
Victor: yes, to topple this rohadék
Jenny: lol, what does it mean?
Lene: bastard
Jenny: hahaha
Maria: yeah, Orban had seemed unstoppable until the protests
Jenny: but what is it about exactly?
Victor: abou... | Victor is protesting in Budapest against Orban's overtime payment law. |
an albino fish, totally blind, swims in a tiny pool: Hello Caveman
caveman: Hello, why are you stuck in this tiny pool?
an albino fish, totally blind, swims in a tiny pool: I cannot see.
Summarize the dialogue | An albino fish is stuck in a tiny pool. |
Rita: Do u wanna build a snowman?
Pam: sure, but there's no snow...
Rita: I know but I felt like saying that
Pam: u r crazy!:) | Rita and Pam won't build a snowman, because there is no snow. |
priest: Good morning.
monk: Is that wine for me??
priest: Yes, but you must say your prayers to the altar firs: You know this!
monk: I know, but the altar is so small, almost no space to move
priest: Prayers first, then you can remove the Wine.
monk: Ok.Its done.Let's drink now
priest: Go ahead. Have you brought the i... | monk is drunk and he can't help the priest with the offering. |
Anne: Do you know how to fix a tap?
Heidi: What's wrong with it?
Anne: It's leaking...
Eve: Where?
Anne: From the bottom.
Eve: I would have to see it...
Anne: <file_video> | Anne's tap is leaking. She's asking Eve for advice on how to fix it. |
Aubrey: how was your trip, babe? are you already in the hotel?
Jackson: no, i'm not, my train is delayed by two hours... :/ there was an accident on the railway line and all trains were held up for 40 minutes
Jackson: and i sit next to the guy who's constantly humming
Jackson: he's driving me CRAZY!!
Aubrey: why wo... | Jackson is on a trip. His journey on the train is not pleasant. He is annoyed by one of the passengers. The train is delayed because of an accident on the railway. Jackson will contact Aubrey once he arrives in the hotel. |
#Person1#: Hi, where are you working now?
#Person2#: In a clothing factory, but I'm trying to find another job.
#Person1#: Really, why?
#Person2#: You know, I've been working there for more than 6 years, but I can't even buy a house.
#Person1#: But do you like the job and the people?
#Person2#: Yes, of course. The job ... | #Person2# wants to find another job because #Person2# cannot afford a house though #Person2# likes the job. #Person1# suggests #Person2# apply for a loan instead. |
the trader: What are you selling today, Craftsman?
craftsman: Well I have some gear that my Uncle Fenchurch sent me, nothing notable this week.
the trader: What gear would that be?
craftsman: Some ships, vehicles, armor. Jewels, take your choosing.
the trader: Tell me more about the jewels you have? Where are they from... | The craftsman is selling jewels from a land far away of erentil. They are untouched by human hands. The craftsman survived in the land of erentil by using magic protection. |
craftsman: Do you like these necklaces
the trader's wife that traveled with him.: They are certainly fine craftsmanship, though I would prefer something a little more. . . exotic?
craftsman: Like What?
the trader's wife that traveled with him.: Well I don't know! Something different, not like what you see most women a... | the trader's wife that traveled with him is looking for a necklace. She doesn't like the diamonds he has, but prefers something more exotic. He doesn't have any other necklaces. |
#Person1#: Hi, where will you go?
#Person2#: I will go to the bookstore.
#Person1#: What book actually do you look for?
#Person2#: I look for an English grammar book written by Batties Simon.
#Person1#: Why do you want to buy a grammar book?
#Person2#: I will go to America next year, so I should study English well.
#Pe... | #Person2# will go to the bookstore for an English grammar book and #Person1# will go together for a novel. |
Jake: The music! I can't stand it anymore!
Bev: LOL! It's only for the season!
Jake: Ahhhhh!
Jake: >:(
Bev: Where's your xmas spirit?
Jake: Don't have any!
Bev: Customers like it...
Bev: Gets them in the mood to buy! LOL!
Jake: I guess, but it drives you up the wall after a while.
Bev: Yeah, I can see that.
J... | Jake hates Christmas music. Jake will serve another client with a kid. |
family member: Hello
farmer: Hello there! I'm so glad you are visiting. Sorry you have to wake up early with me but duties call!
family member: It is fine. I understand
farmer: Help me gather up these eggs from the chickens.
family member: Where is the crate? I really need to be careful with this.
farmer: Oh dear. L... | family member is visiting the farm. He will help the farmer with gathering eggs from the chickens and stacking hay. The farmer will milk the cows. |
archaeologists: What wonderful old temple
fierce assassin: It is hard to recognize it these day. Do you know how to enter it?
archaeologists: I have been looking to see and cannot locate it as of yet
fierce assassin: I have always wondered what mysteries lay inside here.
archaeologists: I am also wonder. I have come a ... | fierce assassin is looking for the entrance to the old temple. archaeologists have been looking for it too. |
mariner: Good fellow! What are you doing here?
captive: help im stuck he locked me in here
mariner: Easy, fellow, easy! I shall assist you. But who locked you in?
captive: the man in the roof of the light house
mariner: Ah, the keeper! Should I attempt to reason with him?
captive: no please let me go before he comes... | The keeper locked the captive in the lighthouse. The keeper is in the roof. The keeper can lock anyone he wants. The keeper is a lighthouse owner. |
Rodney: Hey, we had to cancel workshops with Kika. If you paid already we can return the money or we can put you on the list for the next date which is 3-4.11. Which option do you choose, and does the new date fit you?
Mela: file_gif
Justine: Oooo, I will be probably still on the cementary tour ;)
Monica: I'm away f... | Rodney informs that the workshop with Kika is cancelled, but he offers Mela, Justin and Monica to come on 3-4.11 instead. Justin and Monica have other plans. Rodney announces that the last workshop this year will be held in December. |
#Person1#: Have you heard the big news?
#Person2#: What big news?
#Person1#: Olivia and Nicholas are engaged! He proposed to her last night at a fancy restaurant.
#Person2#: I didn't even know they were dating! .
#Person1#: After Nicholas' ex-girlfriend cheated on him, they realized that they had a great friendship... | #Person1# tells #Person2# Olivia and Nicholas are engaged. #Person2# thinks they are a perfect match. They talk about the couple's plans for the wedding ceremony and the honeymoon. |
Ann: Where did you get that beautiful dress?
Ann: Yesterday you looked stunning!!
Lucy: Thanks
Lucy: That's a new dress of D&G but I bought it at a very low price
Ann: How much did it cost?
Lucy: 150$
Ann: It was a real bargain | Lucy bought a new dress of D&G for $150. Ann was impressed by Lucy's outfit yesterday. |
turkey: Told you I was poisonous. You don't want to eat me. Perhaps you could find a chicken or other bird to eat.
orc: Me sorry, turkey. Turkey gross. Turkey yuck. Turkey make tongue sticky. No eat turkey.
turkey: Glad we got that worked out. You know you could really use a few lights in here. This cave is very dark ... | Orc doesn't want to eat turkey. He wants turkey to bring chicken. |
User Interface: Let us make the Let us make the case plastic
Marketing: well we need the advanced
Project Manager: Then I rather make it wood Because then also it is good in the market with the forty five plus people
Marketing: but but that is not our market
Project Manager: No that maybe not But maybe it is better... | The User Interface suggested to use plastics as the material in order to reduce the cost. However, the Project Manager would like to use wood for fear that the color would not be bright enough. Fortunately, according to the User Interface, there were actually hard plastics with attractive color, that was also why he in... |
priest: Yes, we did. So this both a religious and a practical matter. We must go to the king and tell him of this. Hopefully it is not too late to avoid a war. Will you come with me and translate for the king?
choirboy: I have never spoken to the king before, and I may never again. Father, I will go with you but I mus... | The priest and the choirboy are going to the king to inform him about the room with no God. The king knows about the room and visits it himself. |
Brian: Are you ready to leave?
Paul: I just left LOL
Monica: Yes! | Brian and Monica are leaving in a moment. Paul has already left. |
lord: Why yes of course. Alice is a wonderful maid. Why do you ask?
gardener: I've...I just think she's the best. Does she like tomatoes?
lord: Yes. Would you like a break to go see her barthburp?
gardener: Thank you my lord. Please come with me though, I'm nervous!
lord: Yes. Talking to Alice can be frightening. Is th... | gardener wants to talk to Alice, the king's maid. He's just turned puberty a year ago. |
Abbie: Got a sec...?
Kelly: Yeah, what's up?
Abbie: I really need to talk to someone. Can I call you now?
Kelly: I have to run a few errands, but I can talk for a bit now if you want.
Abbie: Ok, I'll call you now. Thanks. | Abbie needs to talk to someone, she wants to call Kelly. Kelly has some errands to run but can talk for a bit. Abbie will call her now. |
priest: I am well, thank you. May God the Father of all mercies be with you today. How long has it been since your last Confession?
altar boy: I did my last one yesterday father.
priest: Very good. And what sins do you have to confess before God today?
altar boy: Well, I may have eaten some of Father Bernards brownies ... | altar boy ate some of Father Bernard's brownies yesterday even though he was forbidden to do so. He felt guilty afterwards and came to confess to the priest. |
fisher: Yes but I don't think you want to go down there.
parent: Why? What is it?
fisher: Well... down there is haunted. Fisherman who did not find peace.
parent: Oh... wow. My kids are obsessed with haunted stuff. You think I could maybe just take back a bit of rock? That loose bit from the stairs maybe? Can't hurt, c... | Fisherman doesn't want the parent to go down there. The parent feels electrified when he touches the rock. |
Ben: Hi, uncle, it's Ben.
Uncle: Hi Ben. How're you?
Ben: I am fine, and you.
Uncle: I am all right. Anything happen?
Ben: No, nothing.
Ben: Just wanna make sure you'll come.
Uncle: What d'you mean? Come to your place?
Ben: So, you don't remember.
Uncle: Of course, I do. It is...
Ben: My birthday, Uncle.
Uncl... | It's Ben's birthday. His uncle forgot a little, but he will come to Ben's place and will have a little something for Ben. |
#Person1#: Are you free tonight?
#Person2#: Yes, I am. What's wrong?
#Person1#: Would you please go to a dancing party with me?
#Person2#: OK. No problem.
#Person1#: As a matter of fact, I haven't danced for a long time.
#Person2#: But it's said that you dance wonderfully well.
#Person1#: Thanks for flattering me. I th... | #Person1# invites #Person2# to a dancing party. #Person2# agrees and then they talk about dancing skills and their favorite dances. |
#Person1#: Thanks so much for coming to our house. My wife and I really need someone to look after the children. After we had our first baby 6 years ago, my wife left her job as a lawyer to care for him. Then we had a little girl. That was 2 years ago. But my wife has decided to start teaching at a university, so we'd ... | #Person1#'s wife resigned to look after their first kid but after the second baby was born, she began teaching so they need a babysitter. #Person2#'s experienced in babysitting and #Person1#'ll pay #Person2# $20 per hour. |
Rory: yo.. mess?
Reed: lets go
Rory: your still in your bed arent you -_-
Reed: just a few more minutes
Rory: dude youve been sleeping since 5
Reed: SO??
Reed: sleep has no bounds XD
Rory: yeah okay
Rory: GET UPP
Reed: okay okay
Rory: -_- | Rory encourages Reed to get up from bed. |
milkmaid: Hey there
peasant: Good morning. I was wondering if you had any odd jobs around here. I know work never runs out at a farm.
milkmaid: Can you help me clean the stable?
peasant: I would love to help. I will start right away!
milkmaid: I would enjoy your company
peasant: Your too kind miss. Thank you for the op... | peasant will help milkmaid clean the stable. She will start right away. She hasn't eaten since two days ago. |
blacksmith: No, just these. Here, take a look.
person: I travel around the village alot and was looking for a sword to scare off anyone who thinks to rob me. I don't know how to use it, but I think just having it will be enough.
blacksmith: Well, maybe you would like this?
person: I guess it looks okay. Like I said I... | blacksmith has a sword for 3 gold, a bow and arrow for 2 gold and an axe for 1 gold and 5 silver. |
Tangia: How was the first saxophone class?(@^^)/~~~
Tangia: Did you learn "do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do"?(*^0^*)
Yuette: No of course not.
Yuette: Not yet(^^ゞ
Yuette: A bit of theory and how to make sound
Yuette: Most of the people couldn't make any sound
Yuette: Cause you need to breathe with your abs
Tangia: Was... | Yuette's first saxophone class was challenging. Saxophones are expensive. |
diplomat: well hello
guard: Hi, what is your purpose?
diplomat: i am needing a signature to allow me to take part in bulding a chicken coop
guard: What business does a diplomat have with building a chicken coop?
diplomat: The business is to keep my chickens from being eaten or stolen. and ive been bringing the king fr... | diplomat needs a signature to build a chicken coop. |
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