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knight: Friend or foe, dragon? dragon: You think too highly of yourself. Surely a mere mortal as yourself could be neither to me. knight: A mortal? I am not a mere mortal. I am a knight! dragon: So was he! knight: Ewww! How sick are you? What did this poor soul do? dragon: He died, like those before him. knight: but w...
dragon is sick and he killed a knight.
snake: No one, you may go back to ssssleep. bear: No...too late now. Now I'm awake for the season and I must eat. snake: Well, I would ssssuggest looking elsssswhere. bear: Snake meat is tasty... snake: And my poissssson will burn your veinsss with the fire on a thoussssand sunsssss. bear: If not you, have you seen any...
bear is awake and wants to eat. Snake suggests he should look for other food. The farmer has many sheepsss.
#Person1#: Why are you leaving your present job? #Person2#: I'm not so satisfied with it. #Person1#: Why do you plan to change your job? #Person2#: I'm now a secretary in my present work unit. My work is not interesting. I have to type, make copies, book tickets and so on. Everyday I follow the routine. Furthermore, I ...
#Person2# is not satisfied with #Person2#'s present job and is interested in #Person1#'s company because #Person2# can use #Person2#'s English ability.
#Person1#: Hello, I'm calling about the apartment you have advertised in today's the daily mail. #Person2#: Yes, I will have a trip, so the house will be empty for 2 weeks. #Person1#: Great. I'd like to hire a short period of time. 2 weeks is just enough. Could you introduce your apartment to me? #Person2#: Sure. It's ...
#Person1# wants to rent for a short period of time and #Person1# likes the apartment #Person1# is renting out. #Person1# will go over and have a look on Friday.
fish: I love bread, bread bread bread. I wonder if that fish will come closer, come here buddy. Summarize the dialogue
The fish loves bread.
#Person1#: I need to buy some fruit. #Person2#: All the fruit are pretty fresh here. #Person1#: How much are the pears? #Person2#: They're four yuan per kilo. #Person1#: Give me one kilo of those, please. Do you have any fresh plums? #Person2#: Yes, we do. They are eight yuan per kilo. #Person1#: It's a bit too expensi...
#Person1# buys some pears and plums in #Person2#'s store after #Person2# agrees to give a discount.
Jenny: hey Jenny: that place with karaoke, can u sing there everyday? Tom: nah, just on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays Jenny: meh Tom: I'm going there tomorrow, wanna come? Jenny: I have plans Jenny: it's actually my birthday tomorrow so I'll grab a burger with my bf or something Tom: <file_gif> happy bday! ...
Tom is going to karaoke place tomorrow. He invites Jenny but she has already made plans. It's her birthday tomorrow.
#Person1#: What may I do for you? #Person2#: I need to get a passport. #Person1#: You will need to apply for one. #Person2#: When will I be able to do that? #Person1#: You can do it right now, if you'd like. #Person2#: That's fine. #Person1#: Please fill out this application. #Person2#: Then what do I do? #Person1#: I ...
#Person1# helps #Person2# to apply for a passport. #Person2# will get it ready in a few weeks.
#Person1#: Excuse me. Could you please tell me how to get to the nearest cinema? #Person2#: Turn left at the second light. You can't miss it. #Person1#: Will it take me long to get there? #Person2#: No. It's not far at all. #Person1#: Thank you very much. #Person2#: That's all right. Have a good day.
#Person2# shows #Person1# the way to the nearest cinema.
spider: its so sad, things like this are happening all over ever since the Great Waves laid waste to this country cow: Do you think the waves have anything to do with why it smells like dead fish around here? spider: yes that is the smell of the dead but to be expected that is when worldly creatures of another dimensio...
Cow and Spider are discussing the current state of the country. Cow doesn't leave the barn much. Spider roams around freely.
Fran: <file_photo> Les: Awwww babe, you're so gorgeous <3 Fran: <file_photo> Fran: And here? ;) Les: Incredible <3 <3 <3 You're so sexy and I love you so much <3 Fran: I love you too ;) <3
Les sent Fran photos of herself.
Steve: Thank you everyone for your donations! I am thrilled to announce we surpassed our goal!!!! Fantastic outcome thanks to each and every one of you! Brenda: That is great news!!!! So proud to be a part of it! Louis: Congratulations! We love our new quilt we got at the auction! Worth every penny for a worthy caus...
The donations have surpassed their goal. Louis has bought a quilt at the auction.
scribe: There are so many books here, this is my favorite place in the palace! monk: I too love the library. I come here to better myself and surround myself with much knowledge scribe: I am glad to hear I am not the only one. Tell me Monk what have you been up to? monk: A lot of meditating and keeping this funny hairc...
scribe and monk are in the library. scribe wants to write down all of history. monk meditates and keeps his funny haircut in shape.
Dad: You OK? Annie: Sure. Dad: You OK? Annie: Sure. You and Mom ok? Dad: Yeah. We're OK.
Dad, Mom and Annie are okay.
Steve: Hi guys. I Will just go get breakfast. Wanna join? Nick: We’d like to shower first, we'll join you later Steve: Ok, I'll leave the key in the laundry room Nick: Hey Steve, you locked our key in the laundry room so we can't get in Steve: Fuck, I forgot! So sorry Nick: Where are you? Steve: In the bakery, bu...
Steve went out for breakfast and locked Nick's key in the laundry room. Nick will join him outside the bakery.
Ron: Adrian, are you there? Adrian: Hi Daddy Ron: Are you home? Adrian: Yes Ron: Ok, good. I wasn't sure if you took the keys in the morning. Ron: I'll be home after 5, don't forget about your homework. Adrian: Ok. Can you buy something to drink? I'm so thirsty Ron: Ok Adrian: Thanks. Ron: Just don't forget a...
Adrian is home. Adrian's dad, Ron, will be home after 5 o'clock and will get his son something to drink. Ron reminds Adrian to do his homework.
a songbird: That flower sure looks pretty. wasp: Yes it does. I should pollinate it. a songbird: You should. It would be much better if there were more of them around here for me to see while soaring with the wind. Summarize the dialogue
wasp should pollinate the flower.
bartender: Hallelujah. How is it like, I mean, living as a worshiper and all worshiper: Well I don't have much in the way of possessions but my heart and my soul are full of love for our Savior. I get by with the love and consideration of others who share their meals and homes with me. How about you? bartender: Well, b...
worshiper doesn't have much in the way of possessions but his heart and soul are full of love for the Savior. He gets by with the love and consideration of others who share their meals and homes with him. Bartender serves people wine and beer and they leave happy.
Amy: My love, I am completely panicked and I am trying to not lose my mind. Martin: Fuck, what happened? Amy: According to the test I am pregnant, the most absurd possibility, but this is what it says. Martin: Ups. I've just opened my eyes. Amy: Today I will probably go to a lab to have a blood analysis. I don't ev...
Amy is panicked about a positive result from the pregnancy test. Tomorrow she will have a blood analysis. Martin tries to calm her down. Amy found a private clinic online and considers an abortion pill from them. She will have a USG to check if it's fine to take the pill. Martin will assist her.
pet dog: woof woof groom of the stool: Oh, my beloved Dog! I am so in love, and you are such a faithful companion! pet dog: woof! groom of the stool: Here boy, have a treat! I am in love with the most beautiful woman in the world, and I can only share this secret with you - my best friend. pet dog: wooooof! groom of ...
pet dog is happy to hear that groom of the stool is in love. They are going to the forest to find some squirrels.
#Person1#: Hi Benjamin. My name is Dr. Green. What seems to be the matter? #Person2#: I've been feeling pretty ill for a few days now. #Person1#: What are your symptoms? #Person2#: I feel chilly, I've got cramps, I keep throwing up, and I feel dizzy and tired. #Person1#: It sounds like you might be a bit dehydrated. Do...
Benjamin tells Dr. Green he's been feeling pretty ill and describes his symptoms. Dr. Green thinks he might be dehydrated. Benjamin also tells Dr. Green his girlfriend has mono. Dr. Green'll let the nurse run some tests.
invader: You are quite mad! You are a watchman, not a swordsman! You are so weak, like a little girl! hahaha a watchman: You're right, invader. I'm weak. I can barely defined my grounds. You are the third invader today. invader: Get off me! What is wrong with you??? I want everything you have on you! Now give it to me,...
invader is a third invader today. He will take everything the watchman has. The watchman is weak and he can't defend himself. The other watchman is more fierce and he will have invader's head.
sailor: Countless beasts? A thousand perils? Can I come, pretty please??? captain: OF COURSE YA MAY COME, YA DAFT! There is not many that would accept this suicide mission! sailor: But if I can come, why are you attacking me? Ahhhhhh! My mom always said I was a little daft, too. captain: If ya can't stand me puchin ye...
Captain invites a sailor to join him on a dangerous mission. The sailor is reluctant, but he finally agrees.
milk man: Whenever the mountain pass allows for it! Here soldier, drink up. troop: My gracious! By the kings on hand, this is a gift from God himself. milk man: I should be able to make the journey much more easily once some of the ice thaws and Spring returns. troop: Ay, but once you're as used to it as we are, you c...
milk man delivers milk to the village. He visits the village after the thaw.
#Person1#: Hi. How can I help you? #Person2#: I'm looking for a job. Are you hiring? #Person1#: Yes, we are. What position are you looking for? #Person2#: Superintendent. #Person1#: I'm sorry. The application for this position has closed. #Person2#: Do you have any other positions available? #Person1#: We have only one...
#Person2# is looking for a job as superintendent, but the application for it in #Person1#'s company has closed. #Person1# suggests another position.
#Person1#: You have to finish your dinner before you leave the table. #Person2#: But, Mom, I can't eat anymore. I'm stuffed. #Person1#: What's the matter? It doesn't taste good? #Person2#: It's not that I don't like your cooking, but I ate some cookies before we had dinner.
#Person2# tells #Person1# #Person2# can't eat anymore because #Person2# ate some cookies before dinner.
#Person1#: I have difficulty with this form. Will you please explain it to me? #Person2#: Actually there is a sample over there. But if you still have a problem, let me know. #Person1#: Oh, that's great. Thank you very much.
#Person2# shows #Person1# a sample of the form.
Mike: Hey Archie: Hey Mike: Anthem's gonna be out tomorrow, right? Archie: Yep Mike: I hope it's good Archie: Dunno, I don't trust those guys too much Mike: Well, that's well deserved, I'd say XD Archie: They've ruined too many games already Mike: Oh well, let's hope it's good. It certainly looks good Archie: Yeah, bet...
Mike and Archie are waiting for the release of Anthem which is due tomorrow. They are anxious though because the game development studio ruined their previous game Mass Effect Andromeda.
#Person1#: Your request for compensation makes me surprised. What happened? #Person2#: It is because of the quality. #Person1#: Could you tell me the particulars? #Person2#: I told you that we want first-class goods. So the quality, specification and price are clarified in our contract. Do you remember those details? #...
#Person2# asks compensation from #Person2# because one-third of the goods are not up to the standards.
#Person1#: Hello, this is Garry Zhao. I am calling to inquire the position of English interpreter. #Person2#: Well, it is still open. Where did you graduate from. #Person1#: I graduated from the Beijing Foreign Studies University. My major is English Translation and Interpretation. #Person2#: It sounds great. I will...
Garry calls to inquire about the position of English interpreter. #Person2#'ll arrange an interview tomorrow.
subject: I hate having to bring these scrolls. This Kingdom is horrible. the village: and i have always made room for your kind subject: Here are the scrolls. I suppose they will be wanting the tax money early too. the village: If you leave them here, they will be here forever unless someone like you find them subject:...
The village has made room for the scrolls. The village likes his hut. The village wants to develop the village.
Jake: How's your head? Jake: You alive? Denis: I'm ok. Little hangover, but I'm fine in general :) Denis: How about you? Denis: Yesterday evening you were so wasted, I had to force your body into a cab and come along because driver refused to drive you alone Jake: Lol! I can't remember any of it. Denis: :/ You we...
Denis is a bit hangover. Yesterday Jake was really drunk and Denis had to help him enter a cab. Jake almost fell asleep at the party and drank a couple of shots. Jake didn't eat anything since 4 that day. Jake and Denis will eat something before they drink next time.
Paul: CRG-328 Paul: the name of the toner Alena: how much would it cost? Paul: <file_other> Paul: there is something like this. look at it. it is 5800won Alena: usually 9800won maybe? isn't it? Alena: the gaps are huge at each site Paul: are they? Paul: <file_other> Paul: how about this? Paul: aaaaaahhhhhhh...
Paul found a proper toner for Alena.
servant: hello rat: Eek! Who are you? servant: am rick the servant i cant hurt you rat: Are you... sure? servant: yes rat: So you work down here then? servant: yes can i bring you some cheese rat: I'd be very grateful, sir. servant: wait a minute rat: What is it? servant: i bring you some cheese rat: Oh, I though...
rick the servant will bring rat some cheese.
#Person1#: Are you ready to order, sir? #Person2#: Yes. I'll have the beef stew for starters and my wife would like tomato soup. #Person1#: One beef stew and one tomato soup. What would you like for the main course? #Person2#: I'll have the Cayenne Pepper Steak and my wife would like the Fried Trout with mashed pota...
#Person1# serves #Person2# and his wife in the restaurant. #Person2# orders some courses and drinks recommended by #Person1#.
blacksmith: You're selling that sweet dog? merchant: Yes, for the right price in gold. I upgraded to a mule to pull my wagon. blacksmith: Well, I make the finest of weapons, maybe we could make a trade merchant: Yes, i see you are a smith. Do they have a good resale value? blacksmith: Only the best, I am the BEST black...
merchant is selling his dog for gold. Blacksmith offers him his hammer and one of his spike axes for the dog.
guest: Hello chef! What is on the menu for dinner today? chef: what would you like to eat guest: Do you have the ingredients to make a nice beef stew for the home? Summarize the dialogue
chef will make a beef stew for the home.
person: I am hereteach the gospel of the true church of the kingdom. I spead hope Summarize the dialogue
Person is a heretic. He preaches the gospel of the true church of the kingdom.
#Person1#: I've had it! I am done working for a company that is taking me nowhere! #Person2#: So what are you gonna do? Just quit? #Person1#: That's exactly what I am going to do! I have decided to create my own company! I am going to write up a business plan, get some investors and start working for myself! #Person2#:...
#Person1# wants to create a company and is going to write a business plan. #Person2# gives #Person1# suggestions on how to summarise business ideas, describe the service, differ from competitors and attract investment in a good business plan. #Person1# decides to stick to the old job.
hangman: It is against the law to feed the dogs here. Do you have dogs such as these where you are from? royal: The queen is my mother-in-law. I need a proper place to sit. hangman: Oh forgive me your grace, right this way. Would you like to sit in the front with your mother in law? royal: Yes, lead the way. Get these ...
royal wants to sit in the front with his mother-in-law. Hangman will bring royal duck.
#Person1#: Have you seen the job in the newspaper? #Person2#: Do you mean the one in Manchester? #Person1#: Yes. #Person2#: I saw it just now. #Person1#: What do you think of it? #Person2#: I think I'm not the type of man to do it. #Person1#: Why do you think so? #Person2#: They need an engineer to take care of the mac...
#Person1# advises #Person2# to try the job in Manchester as an engineer because #Person2#'s quick to learn. #Person2# may have a try.
Bettina: Hi there! I have just harvested a few of my own figs. Very proud of my 3-year old fig bush. That's what it looks like: <file_photo> Essy: Oh divine! They are very special fruit especially when homegrown! Bettina: No fertilizers, no sprays! When I bought it, it was just 10 cm tall and I thought it would never...
Bettina has a fig tree and she has had her first harvest this year. She hasn't used any fertilizers or sprays on her fig tree. Bettina prefers her figs raw. Where Essy lives, local figs often have worms.
knight: You are nothing but a mere guard, if as much. I am the Knight of Blackrock and I say you do not belong here. HAVE AT YOU! guard: Have it your way. Take that you idiot. The king will have your head if your still alive when I'm through with you! knight: HA! You are such an easy challenge I do not even need any ar...
knight is the Knight of Blackrock and he is undefeated. Guard is a mere guard and he will be locked in the dungeon.
Jason: When can I meet professor Johnson? Tray: His office hours are 12-2p.m. every Tuesday Max: But you need to make an appointment first Jason: Thanks Jason: Do you have his email? Max: Check on the website Jason: Will do
Jason can meet with professor Johnson during his office hours, which is from 12 to 2 PM every Tuesday. He has to make an appointment first.
John: Guys, have you heard that Luxembourg wants to introduce free public transport? Ben: Yes, I read yesterday, very interesting Finn: high time for this kind of things Zoe: what do you mean? Finn: if we want people to use less cars and care about the environment we have to change Finn: to public transport Finn: and m...
Luxembourg wants to introduce free public transport. Tallinn did it 5 years ago and it's worked out well.
intruder: Oh good sir, you must be the king kings: GAURDS! intruder: sir please, I am only here at this altar to pray. There is no need for guards Summarize the dialogue
intruder is praying at the altar and wants to enter the king's chambers.
wasp: He was a guard of the King. The King wants to exterminate my kind. I wanted to send a message a songbird: Well, if you keep going round stinging people I can understand where the king is coming from! wasp: I would watch your tone if you know what's good for you. You see what i'm capable of. a songbird: I bring pe...
The wasp is sending a message to the King. The songbird is not scared of the wasp.
Sally: I found the cutest dress for Christmas! Renee: OMG! Pics! Sally: <file_photo>, <file_photo> Renee: Oooh, super cute! Sally: You should see the back, it has a bow! Renee: No pic? Sally: Too hard to get a pic of the back! LOL! Renee: LOL! Sally: I can't wait to wear it, but now I need shoes! LOL! Renee: C...
Sally has found a beautiful dress for Christmas.
agricultural advisor: How large shall the building be? do you need a greenhouse installed inside? king omako iii: Yes I need a greenhouse erected. Let me ask my wife how large the building will be. agricultural advisor: That should be an easy task. It will take around a month to build if you are going to be supplyin...
king omako iii wants an agricultural advisor to build a greenhouse inside his castle. It will take a month to build. king omako iii will supply the materials.
the king: Who are your parents? infant: They're servers, or waiters, or... I don't know what they're called. They bring you your food, sir. the king: Ah, well I must find them. It is irresponsible for them to let you crawl about infant: They didn't mean to, sir. They can't really afford a babysitter, and they were tryi...
The king's parents are servers. The king wants the infant to go back to the nursery.
governor: Yeah, they're true. *burps* Heh, I've had quite a bit to drink. Hehehe.....hey, I'm gonna make this ring swim. man: Women! What can you do? governor: You got that right. What can ye' do. man: So it true she ran off with that gambling scoundrel governor: *pulling the ring from his drink* Wha? What gamblin' sc...
governor's wife ran off with a gambling scoundrel. He's drunk and he's making a ring swim in his drink.
#Person1#: I feel terrible sick, miss. I wonder if I could change my seat to the front part. #Person2#: Please wait a moment. . I am sorry right now there is no vacant seat. I have to ask. #Person1#: Thank you. #Person2#: By the way, hold your bag in case you vomit.
#Person1# asks #Person2# to change #Person1#'s seat to the front.
boy: I'm not allowed to touch animals that are not my pets. I do not trust that you will not do anything to harm me. bird: I am on this stand decorated with gold roses and white linen you see it is unharmed... if I would not harm this then I will not harm you boy: Oh no, not doing it! I have been warned by my parents a...
boy is not allowed to touch animals that are not his pets. He does not trust the bird. The bird is on a stand decorated with gold roses and white linen. The bird is singing for the boy.
Henry: Can someone order me an Uber? Henry: My card is blocked Henry: I'll give you cash Dick: I don't use Uber Dick: Don't like giving out my card details Annabelle: What's the pickup address? Henry: The station Annabelle: Mohammed will be there in 4 minutes
Annabelle ordered an Uber for Henry. Mohammed will be at the station in 4 minutes.
Hon. Steven Blaney: The Canada emergency student benefit does not encourage young people to go to work and employers have difficulty hiring them Yet they had applied for the Canada summer jobs program Why not enhance the Canada summer jobs program ? Hon. Carla Qualtrough: Mr Chair I am sure the member opposite is not ...
Hon. Steven Blaney questioned that the Canada emergency student benefit did not encourage young people to go to work, and employers had difficulty hiring them. Yet they had applied for the Canadasummer jobs program. Hon. Carla Qualtrough ensured the committee that the member opposite was not implying that offering youn...
#Person1#: I want some envelopes please. #Person2#: Do you want the large size, or the small size? #Person1#: The large size please. Do Have you any writing-paper? #Person2#: Yes, we do. I don't have any small pads. I only have large ones. Do you want a pad? #Person1#: Yes, please. And I want some glue. #Person2#: A bo...
#Person2# helps #Person1# to buy some envelopes in large size, a large pad, and some glue.
#Person1#: Hi, Mark! Have you finished the math yet? #Person2#: Yeah, it was really difficult. #Person1#: Well, I've got 2 free tickets for the Muse Concert. I wonder if you want to go this Saturday. #Person2#: Oh yeah! What time does it start? #Person1#: It starts at 8:00 so I'll call for you around 7:00. #Person2#: C...
#Person1# has got 2 free tickets for the Muse Concert and invites Mark to go this Saturday. They decide to meet no later than 7:15.
Hannah: WHERE ARE YOU? Olivia: i am with Emma she was sick so i have taken her to Dr. what happened? Hannah: YOU STUPIDD! YOU ARE ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SISTER,, I WANT FOOD. Olivia: Dont be upset i care for you too, its just that she was really sick i am coming in half hour and getting food what you want to eat...
Olivia is with Emma at the doctor's. Hannah is hungry. There's nothing to eat at home. Olivia will get tacos on her way home.
#Person1#: Hello, I'm looking for a shop that sells inexpensive cashmere sweaters. #Person2#: Have you tried an outlet? #Person1#: Why didn't I think of that? #Person2#: Many of my friends shop at outlets. #Person1#: Thanks. That is a good suggestion. #Person2#: I'm only too happy to help.
#Person2# suggests #Person1# try an outlet instead of cashmere sweaters.
weapons master: Hmm yes, there is a bit of a curve to it now. No worries I will take it to the forge and see if I cannot get that out for you. knight: For my troubles I'd really appreciate it if you could upgrade the pommel as well. It's fine but I just need something that strikes a bit more fear! weapons master: Somet...
knight wants his sword upgraded. The weapons master will take it to the forge and upgrade the pommel.
queen: Ghost you must go away. peasant: Is everything alright my queen? You seem like something is bothering you! queen: This ghost is accosting me. It must leave immediately peasant: BEGONE GHOST! Leave this royal woman alone! What did she do to deserve this? queen: Thank you for the help. Surely this ghost will le...
queen is being harassed by a ghost. Peasant helped her to get rid of it.
fishermen: Hey, you want some fish? man: of course yes fishermen: Its gonna cost ya, how much silver do you have? man: I won't mind, you just talk fishermen: Here you go. Give me whatever you have. man: I have a beautiful daughter to give to you fishermen: Get me silver, thats all I want. man: ok I will get from you ...
fishermen want to sell fish to a man. He will give him his daughter instead. He will get silver for him.
farmer: yes, it's been a long day of farming. how has life been for you? animal: Weary but I am contented, good Sir farmer: We want to make sure all of the animals are happy. Is there anything you need, repairs on the barn, more water troughs? animal: Well, there IS a particularly unpleasant leak in the ceiling which ...
animal is contented but there is a leak in the barn. The sheep are unhappy. The farmer will have his maintenance guy look into it.
Ryan: Merry Christmas everybody! Nick: Merry Xmas! Chris: Merry Xmas to you! Chris: Where are you btw? Ryan: visiting family in Manchester Ryan: white a disaster hahhaha Chris: We stayed home with Ann, first time on our own! Chris: and I've liked it so far very much
Ryan is visiting family in Manchester for Christmas. Chris stayed home with Ann.
#Person1#: We're supposed to check in at the air-china's counter. Thirty minutes before take off, Joe. #Person2#: Yes, I know. The boarding time on the ticket says 17 o'clock.' #Person1#: Do we need to show our ID cards when checking in. #Person2#: Yes, It's essential. #Person1#: What about our luggage? #Person2#: We c...
Joe tells #Person1# they will show ID cards and check luggage when checking in at the air china's counter.
Seb: Was that the last race of the season? Clara: Yes! Did you miss it? Seb: Yeah, I was away for the weekend. Dang! Clara: You can probably find it online somewhere. Seb: Yeah. Damn! Clara: Did you see Will Smith and Hamilton? Seb: I did see that at least! Hilarious! Clara: Really funny! I think Hamilton could ...
Seb missed the last race of the season, but he did see Will Smith and Hamilton and he loved it.
enemy: fancy a smoke pal? horse: NEIGHHHHH *waves head frantically* enemy: whoa, nelly! easy now horse: horses don't smoke! NEIGHHH enemy: Interesting, this horse believes I was offering it my smoke. How very awkward, very awkward indeed. horse: What are you doing here? NEIGHHHH enemy: Great Scot! why is this Horsey t...
horse is escaping from the enemy. The enemy offers horse a smoke.
genie: You are a creature, perhaps you could use some touching up. I can give you this potion with a wish that will help you transform into a regular human in the day and into this beast at sunset. creature: I wod greatly appreciate that, but I fear for the side effects. genie: There is no side effects except it is pe...
genie gives creature a potion that transforms him into a human in the day and a beast at sunset.
Project Manager: what can we reduce ? Industrial Designer: let us have our buttons all be one colour Marketing: Mm I kind of like the buttons Project Manager: Let us see what that would do It is only going to bring us down to thirteen point three anyway are we sure this is doublecurved ? Industrial Designer: I do n...
Industrial Designer suggested having buttons all in one colour and reduced to four. While Project Manager thought that six buttons were important and suggested having a single-curved and a simple chip to even out the product cost. The group agreed on it and they had a product price reduced to 12 Euros.
mysterious owner: Ha! I guess I have a taste for Slaying Goblins in the vast world out there, my apologies. The wand is a relic from the Celtic Clan and for each user it's different a magician: Fascinating! How do you suppose it would react to someone like me? I hate to leave a store emptyhanded, and if it suits me I t...
The wand is a relic from the Celtic Clan and for each user it's different. The wand wishes to show the magician what it can do.
#Person1#: Come on, Dad. The shops will be closed if we don't hurry. #Person2#: Don't worry and the shops are open until midnight on Christmas Eve. #Person1#: Yes, but it will take us a long time to find a car park and it will be midnight before we choose a present for mother. Plus, we don't know what to buy for her. M...
#Person1# and #Person1#'s dad are on the way to the shops to get a Chrismas gift for #Person1#'s mother and they discuss what to buy.
Oli: I've talked to some people from the third year Jacob: About the statistics exam? Marcia: What did they say? Oli: Yeah, about the exam Oli: We need to prepare for a battle Jacob: So it will be difficult Oli: They said it was the hardest exam ever Marcia: 😱 Oli: The questions were displayed on the screen Oli: One ...
Oli, Jacob and Marcia have to prepare for a very hard statistics exam. Last year, people had only one minute to answer each question and then it disappeared.
Derek: are you watching the Cowboys game? Selma: Sure am! Can't believe we're gonna win! Alonso: Yeah, they still suck though Selma: Yeah, it's one minute left and they gonna punt it Alonso: if they lose this they should fire everyone and start over Derek: not gonna lose for sure. but it's a miracle they're winnin...
The Cowboys are winning the game Derek, Selma and Alonso are watching. It's one of their best games recently.
Nicky: Is Birgit from Latvia? Sina: no, she's from Estonia Kenny: quite the same :P Andrew: yeah, the Baltic states Nicky: but don't tell her Nicky: I think she's quite happy not to be Latvian Andrew: typical
Birgit is from Estonia.
masons: It is nice to see my work so prominently displayed. I would have rather become a priest, but my work honours the gods all the same. Summarize the dialogue
The mason is proud of his work.
#Person1#: Mom, this is your third bowl of rice! #Person2#: I know but I have no choice. My stomach just keeps crying for more and more. #Person1#: Why? I never saw you eat so much before. #Person2#: I've been going to the gym these days. The exercise makes me hungry all the time. #Person1#: So your stomach is the one ...
#Person2# tells #Person1# that the exercise makes #Person2# hungry all the time but #Person2# will keep going to the gym. #Person1# thinks #Person2# should also ask Dad to do exercise together.
there is the lighthouse keeper on his daily walk up the boardwalk.: Naw, "finders keepers" is the law of salvage about these parts, as long as the wreck lies below the mean high water mark. You've probably noticed that most of the houses around here are made from wreck salvage. Third largest industry after Knitting a...
The wrecks happen quite often in Devil's Reef. The third largest industry in Chesterwick is Knitting and Needle importation.
Olivia: Have you seen mom? Jayden: She has gone to grandma's house Olivia: What about the dinner now? Jayden: She cooked it before she left Olivia: I cant see it anywhere Jayden: Its in the fridge. Olivia: Ok ty
Mum has gone to grandma's house. She cooked dinner before and put it in the fridge.
a lord: The other noblemen I work with don't have this issue as they do less morally ambiguous roles. I tried explaining to them my issue and they dismissed it. the priest: Well if you are unsatisfied and unhappy with your job, can you not search for a new one before leaving that? a lord: I don't think the King would b...
The lord is unhappy with his job. He tries to explain to his colleagues his issue but they don't understand him. The priest suggests he should search for a new job.
horse: Yes. He comes into town to go carousing. He is a drunken lout. You have it straight from the horse's mouth. sad townsman: I want to hang out with him honestly. I'm a lousy, no good, drunken lout as well. Sigh horse: Do you like my big, beautiful mane? They should let horses be king! You don't seem like a lout. A...
The horse is impressed with the townsman's mane. The townsman is a drunken lout.
Archie: I have a stomach ache Kyle: Does it hurt much? Kyle: Did you try to go to the bathroom? Archie: Yes but it hurts differently Kale: I am about to leave my clinic Kale: how much is your stomach hurting? Archie: Like a lot Kale: Probably you got food poisoning Kale: I will be right at your place in 1...
Archie has a stomach ache so Kale will visit him.
Mateusz: Guys, some insider info. They are closing Piotr. We just blocked their account due to insolvency Alexander: Oh shit Mateusz: I loved that shop. Where will I buy my ham now, Lidl? :( Alexander: Or Carrefour Mateusz: They don't cut it :( Sarah: They have been having problems for such a long time now, ever s...
Mateusz is not happy about Piotr closing down. Mateusz reckons it's due to bad planning. Neither Sarah nor Alexander are surprised.
resident: Where are you from, stranger? Not many people just walk into the City of Elders looking like yourself. blacksmith: I have been a local blacksmith for years. What do you mean to say about my appearance? resident: Your markings on your apron do not resemble any I have seen? Who is your Elder? blacksmith: The ...
blacksmith is a local blacksmith and he is here to offer his services to the Lord. He wants to become the greatest smithy in the land.
woodpecker: I ... see? You must not be from Greenleaf Forest animal: Yeah, I was brought by an exotic species enthusiast, then I was set free, to my supposed home, which happens to be more than 2,000 miles away from my real home... woodpecker: That sounds like quite the journey...do you miss your home? animal: Yes, it ...
animal was brought by an exotic species enthusiast and set free to his supposed home, which happens to be more than 2,000 miles away from his real home.
Beverly: How's the job hunting going? Dorian: Not bad. Just coming back from an interview. Beverly: Which one this week? Dorian: 4. Beverly: And? Dorian: The interviewer was very nice. Not like the previous one. Beverly: What job is it this time? Dorian: Something in data entry. Beverly: Something? You went t...
Dorian has just had 4th job interview this week, for a data entry position. The interviewer was nice, but some questions he asked were strange. Dorian should hear back from the interviewers next week. Beverly got a rise, so she's not looking for a new job at the moment.
high priestess: place it on the table there child. How has your day been? acolyte: Well enough. Oh my lady, is that statue on the table YOU! high priestess: no child, that is the godess of the forest. Se the beautiful incense i light for her acolyte: Oh that smells so wonderful. The goddess, she is your patron saint, i...
acolyte is a new student of the high priestess. high priestess is a worshipper of the goddess of the forest. acolyte is only to chapter 6 page 3 of his teachings.
Sarah: HEY! I missed you at class how are you?? Kasia: hi! i don't know tbh, theres a lot going on right now not exactly good stuff how about you? Sarah: whats happening?? wanna hang out this weekend? im ok Kasia: oh god i have to tell you everything in person its just to much but this weekend I can't what about Tue...
Kasia and Sarah agree to meet on Tuesday but Kasia gets sick. They will meet at 6 pm on Thursday at Costa Coffee in the centre instead.
traveler: I am a traveler I have to buy something to eat and defend myself from bandits runaway: That heirloom is the only item left from my past, if you take it I will have to take your life in exchange. traveler: Hey come back here with my blade runaway runaway: I do not want to risk making a scene in this busy stree...
runaway asks a traveler to leave his heirloom with him.
#Person1#: Sunshine Hotel. Good morning, Barbara speaking. #Person2#: Hello. I'd like to make a booking please. I'm on a business trip, so I need a single room. #Person1#: OK, your name please. #Person2#: John Griffin. That's JOHNGRIFFIN. #Person1#: OK, I've got that down. Wait a minute. We already have your name. You'...
John Griffin phones Sunshine Hotel to book a single room. #Person1# answers the phone, confirms his passport number and takes the reservation.
a toucan: Oh yes, at the source of the river is a giant geode, at least 20 toucans tall! parent: 20 toucans tall! oh wow! that sounds like a jackpot could you show me the way out of this place? a toucan: Up hill is the source of the river, downhill leads to the mouth of the cavern. Careful though! When you hear a roa...
a toucan shows a parent the way out of a cave.
servant: I see I see can I see how it is done? evil wizard: You fool! How can I be expected to work with all these interruptions! Go get me something to eat, or clean the room, or...something. servant: Here eat this! evil wizard: Oh my dear, you've always got something funny to say... Anything happen while I was asleep...
evil wizard was raided by soldiers while he was asleep. They stole almost everything, but left him a chair. They didn't steal his warhorse.
visitor: Good afternoon your Grace. I come here today to plead the case on behalf of farmers. We will not be able to survive if these heavy taxes are placed upon us. royalty: I understand that. I am a king though and I expect everyone to bow to me visitor: Of course your grace. Excuse my ignorance I am not of this lan...
visitor pleads the case on behalf of farmers. He is not a native of this land. He has just moved here to find land to farm. He was in charge of the farmers council in his previous land. His land was destroyed by dragons. He says that taxes in his previous land were fair
king: hello my king queen: Please my king let's not play now. All this chatter in court is giving me a headache! Summarize the dialogue
king and queen are playing in court.
#Person1#: I'd love that. I'm so glad I quit. It's time for a change. #Person2#: Does that mean you're going to take my advice? #Person1#: Yes. I'm looking for a position as a chef. #Person2#: I might be able to help. . . #Person1#: I'm sure you have great connections. #Person2#: We'd like to open another restaurant. ....
#Person2# would like to open another restaurant with #Person1# as the head chef and manager, but Giovanni is afraid that no one will cook as well as his mother did. #Person1# will convince him that Americans can make good Italian food.
cat: :purrr: I'll follow you around. You are a friendly human. traveler: I'll keep you safe from harm, but I want you to keep your eyes out for that bandit. He's always trying to steal my spices. cat: Meoww not hard to steal them! traveler: Get your hands off my spices or I'll treat you like the bandit did and give you...
traveler is going to strap his spices to his blade to protect them from the bandit. Cat will follow him.
the emperor: Well, the orcs have been razing some of the border villages in their raids - but they have little in the way of wealth. The Dwarves on the other hand! Allies for 10 generations! I bet they have literally tons of gold hidden in their mountains! empress: Oh you know they do. We could defeat them and then ...
The emperor and the empress are planning to attack the Dwarves. They will ignore the orcs and attack their allies.
king: I wonder if I came every day, the rat would be my friend, too. I don't have friends, only...subjects and sycophants. parishioner: I would be your friend, but I am not worthy. You could find a friend in God maybe king: I remember someone telling me that as a child - that I would always have a friend in Him. May...
king is lonely and wants to find a friend. He will read the book of Luke suggested by the parishioner.
Jerry: How are you doing tonight? Mia: horrible, I'm destroyed after last night Kim: I've just stayed in bed, I was dreaming about it the whole week
Mia is destroyed after last night. Kim is still in bed.
Gregory: <file_other> tickets now Sue: in Chuck: me too Gregory: I'll buy all 3 so we're next to each other Sue: sure, I'll pay you back in a minute Chuck: <file_gif> Gregory: I got them! Sue: :D you're t he best!!! Chuck: Awesome, dude Gregory: Just barely. They're already gone Gregory: Now you owe me a 100 ...
Gregory bought tickets worth $100 each for himself, Chuck and Sue. Chuck and Sue're transfering the money for tickets to Gregory.
#Person1#: Hello! Is your taxi engaged? #Person2#: No, this taxi is free. #Person1#: Please take me to the Honging Hotel. #Person2#: OK. Please get in. I'm glad to serve you. #Person1#: Could you get there in twenty minutes? #Person2#: It will take half an hour to get to the hotel. #Person1#: I am in a hurry. Please ta...
#Person2# promises to drive #Person1# to the Honging Hotel in twenty minutes.