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Sam: I just arrived at Heathrow. Monica: Thanks 4 the msg. Sam: My next flight is delayed by 1hr. Monica: I'll be waiting! Sam: See u soon!
Sam arrived at the airport but his connecting flight is delayed by one hour.
rabbit: Do not be a fool, it is simply the desert of red that we currently preside in. person: There's a talking rabbit. I must be dreaming. Rabbits can't talk. rabbit: You fool, magic has existed in these parts for millennia. person: Listen here mister Rabbit, I know I'm dreaming. I was safe in my bed in the castle, ...
The person is dreaming that he is on Mars. The rabbit is a figment of his imagination.
farmers: Well, Miranda, my wife, is pregnant again. That's child number 9! Bruce is going to marry his girlfriend, the rest are doing well in school aside from the youngsters. How is your brood? farmer: 9! You're definitely crazy. We just have the 3 little ones. Didn't want to press our luck after last year. They're do...
Miranda is pregnant with child number 9. Bruce is going to marry his girlfriend. The rest are doing well in school. The farmer has 3 little ones. The farmer's son wants to be a knight. The farmer's wife is a great cook. The farmer will bring his family over for dinner tonight
Project Manager: let us just go right back to the marketing ideas for a start and just giving an id idea on the time we have got about fifteen minutes to play with at most So so just t to bear in mind that the ultimate goal of this meeting is to reach an decision on the the the concepts of the product So back to your i...
The group discussed the final remote concepts after three presentations. Therefore, they decided to have a small-sized remote with the speaker, the power with the chip on print, a transparent case, and rubber incorporated into the case. However, they would not go for an LCD partly because they needed an input device in...
chef: Working in the castle is very demanding but can be rewarding. Have you tried any of the food I have cooked? HAve you liked it? waiter: I haven't had a chance but it looks amazing! The scents and sights! What do you recommend? chef: I recommend you try the roast pig, it has been cooking all day and smells wonder...
chef recommends the waiter to try the roast pig. The waiter will take a piece before service.
Stacy: Please review my edits on your press release. I added some info you may not have known before. Doug: Oh, thanks! I’ll revise it right away. Can we still get it out today? Stacy: If you have the photo done. Do you? Doug: Just tweaking it now. That room was so dark, I need to lighten it up and clean it up. Abou...
Stacy edited Doug's press release and needs his approval. Dough needs to touch up the photo so they can get it out today.
#Person1#: Can I have a look at your international timetable? #Person2#: Sorry. We don't have a printed one. Is there anything else I can do for you? #Person1#: Yes. Do you have any direct flight to Tokyo? #Person2#: Sorry, we don't. I don't think you can find any airline which offers a non-stop flight to Tokyo. #Perso...
#Person1# asks #Person2# about the information on the direct flight to Tokyo and Paris.
Jack: You got a C Nate: no man Nate: you sure? i studied for this Jack: <file_photo> Jack: sorry man
Nate got a C.
calf: I have that many brothers and sisters? How exciting! cow: Yes, and maybe you will meet some of them one day. Every year the farmers take the best cows to the yearly fair - the very best cow gets a blue ribbon! calf: I hope I can grow as big and strong as father! All the other cows laugh at my puny size. cow: Y...
calf is a newborn cow. Cows are very social animals. They have many brothers and sisters. Calf wants to grow as big and strong as his father. Cow advises him to eat grass and hay.
Nadia: heeeeey how are you? Jannet: hey, I'm cool, we just got up and now we're doing some breakfast :D how are you guys? Nadia: cool, we just woke up like 20min ago and will eat something too Jannet: nice :D thank you guys for coming yesterday, it was really nice to have you here, I hope you had fun Nadia: of cour...
Jannet thanks Nadia for coming to her place yesterday. Nadia enjoyed the party and is still in a dancing mood. They are going to the disco next time.
priest: hello wench: Yes priest? priest: I will like to have my bath..who are you? wench: I work at the village tavern, the names lorraine. priest: really...i dont frequent there that much wench: Not a drinking man I take it? priest: Yes, i dont. I am a priest wench: That is a shame, would be nice to see a strong man s...
priest wants to have a bath. The wench works at the village tavern. She will throw him a few drinks on the house.
the queen: "You've fought many a battle and not been scratched yet, may your luck hold!" the king: look after this. I won't be needing it out there today. the queen: "Of course, of course. We wouldn't want the ceremonial scepter to get bloodied." the king: so what greasy diplomats get the "pleasure" of dealing with my ...
the king is going to battle today. The queen will look after his scepter. The local dukes have sent their men to ask for lighter taxes and fewer levies.
squirrel: hello bear bear: And to you squirrel. squirrel: do you like to eat these? bear: No, I prefer meat, especially fish. squirrel: a...a...a..and what about aquirrels? bear: Too small to bother, seen anything larger? squirrel: a peace offering. friend? bear: No need for it, though I am certainly hungry after getti...
squirrel brings a bird as a peace offering to the bear. The bear eats the bird. The bear is hungry after a nap. The bear swipes a deer down in one strike and begins to feed.
Lydia: Barbecue in one hour? Olivier: Sure! Lydia: Excellent, just bring some beer Olivier: Ok
Olivier will come to Lydia for barbecue in one hour. He'll bring beer.
Will: <file_video> Hola from Cancun, amigos! Pam: Hola! <waves> omg I wanna vacation! enjoy guys! Lu: looks like you're having fun! what are you drinking? Will: bloody marys! best hangover cure ever! the place we're staying at has a bartender available 20 hrs a day! it's superb! Joe: good for you, guys! what have y...
Will is in Cancun and he is drinking bloody marys. He spent time mostly partying and enjoying the weather, food and drinks. He tried many types of tequila and avocados, which he will bring for his friends. Except from chocolate tequila and avocado, Lu also wants a magnet.
Agnes: good morning. i saw you are selling Zara red dress Agnes: still available? Megan: morning! yes, it is Agnes: could you send me a photo of the back? Megan: sure thing Megan: <file_photo> Agnes: thank you. how long it is? Megan: i'm 169 and its knee-length for me Megan: it's really comfy Agnes: ok can yo...
Agnes is interested in buying Zara red dress from Megan. The dress is knee-length for Megan who is 169 cm tall. Megan booked the dress for Agnes, but she asked her to let her know no later than today.
Chicco: Buon compleano bellaaaa Livia: thanks my Chicco, lots of kisses. Always in Moscow? Chicco: In Rome since 18 months.. when are you coming to visit me (us , Stefania is also in Rome) Livia: very tempting... a week end in Rome.. I dream of it Chicco: you're not kidding? Livia: that's true, i'd love to. One d...
Livia would love to visit Chicco in Rome one day.
#Person1#: Hey, Charlie, do you want to come to my house after school and play video games with me? I just got a cool new game. We will go pick up my dad at the airport at 6:00 but you can stay for 2 hours. #Person2#: Sure, Jack. I just have to finish my homework first. What's the game that you got? #Person1#: It's a g...
Jack asks Charlie to come over and play the new video games with him.
armorer: Nothing today Blacksmith. I was planning on throwing it away, but figured you could find far more uses for it. blacksmith: That is mighty kind of thee. Did you forge this chain mail? It looks quite fine armorer: Ah yes! After my father was killed by faulty armor. I swore to create armor that rivals none! bla...
armorer was planning on throwing away the chain mail, but he gave it to blacksmith.
Jesse: can i borrow your razor? Stig: what happened to yours? Jesse: i broke it. fell right out of my hands
Jesse broke his razor and wants to borrow Stig's.
Vikki Howells AM: Thank you I have got one further series of questions around outofcourt disposals which you have already mentioned briefly In your written evidence you say there is ongoing work exploring diversion rather than prosecution in respect of this Bill Firstly could you tell us a bit more about the work that ...
The National Police Chiefs' Council was responsible for developing the police approach to out-of-court disposals and simplifying the range of out-of-court disposals.
Gracelyn: will you be going to the office tomorrow or working from home? Dominique: The office Gracelyn: in this case, could you give me a lift? Gracelyn: my car is at the mechanic's right now and I've got a lot of things I need to bring to work Dominique: Yeah, I don't see why not Dominique: I usually leave at 8 ...
Dominique will give Gracelyn a lift to work tomorrow at 8 because Gracelyn's car is in the shop.
villager: I would be happy with that, good witch. My life has taken one bad turn after another. I lost both of my parents to the plague only a few months ago and only last week the love of my life was brutally killed by a wolf outside of town. I could use any luck that I can get! witch: Well, a new turn i mean you're g...
Witch offers to help a villager, but the villager declines her offer.
local: I always wonder how you can offer such great prices. The old fellow in the other town wanted three trinkets for a can of worms! owner: Three trinkets? That's common theft! Well, I'll certainly set some aside for you. Say, what time will you and your delightful family be arriving? local: Thats what I thought! Oug...
Martha and her family will arrive around evening just before sunset. Owner will have the table set and food prepared by then.
Adrian: Do you still have my copy of Avenged Sevenfold's album? Chen: The last one? Yep Adrian: I'll need it back soon Chen: No problem, I'll give it to you tomorrow before class Adrian: Thanks Chen: No prob
Adrian asked Chen to return him his Avenged Sevenfold's album.
member: Well, do you happen to have any myrrh? person: I'm sorry. I only trade in gold and leather. Myrrh would add a delicious scent to this room though. Are those candles scented with anything? member: Frankincense. It's this great incense we get from Frank, the merchant down the street. person: What is this room u...
member wants to buy myrrh from person, but he only has gold and leather. He offers to make leather vestments for rituals.
#Person1#: 7286712 #Person2#: Hello, Susan's speaking, may I speak to Judy please? #Person1#: I'm afraid she is not here at the moment. I am her brother, shall I take a massage? #Person2#: Yes, you see, Judy and I plan to play table tennis tomorrow, but my cousin has broken my bat, I think Judy has an extra one, so ple...
Judy's brother takes a message for Susan. Susan wants Judy to bring an extra table tennis bat and Susan's book.
Isla: Hey. Quick question. Jessica: Yeah? What is it? Isla: What's your toothbrush doing here? Jessica: What? Isla: Your toothbrush. In David's bathroom. Jessica: Oh shit...
Jessica noticed Isla's toothbrush in David's bathroom.
Mark: Hi can you call me Petra: Ok, give me five minutes I just need to finish something off Mark: Ok, I'm waiting for your call. don't be long!
Mark wants Petra to call him. She will do so in a few minutes, first she needs to finish something.
User Interface: Project Manager I have something to tell you I have a little problems with my laptop And s s s so I had a little less time to complete No a little problem big problem I just thought Marketing: What was it problem ? User Interface: it did not work anymore Marketing: You are our Project Manager Projec...
Firstly, Industrial Designer presented components based on the target age group's preference for stylish and material, including energy, chip, and LCD. Next, Marketing presented market trends and suggested the group should focus on the main audience and use fresh colours, rubber materials, speech function, and the log-...
William: Hey. Today i saw you were arguing with Blackett. William: Are you guys fine? Elizabeth: Hi. Sorry you had to see us argue. Elizabeth: It was just a small misunderstanding but we will solve it. William: Hope so William: You think I should to talk to him about it? Elizabeth: No don't Elizabeth: He won't l...
Elizabeth had an argument with Blackett today, but she doesn't want William to intermeddle.
#Person1#: Della, this is Johnny. #Person2#: Oh, hi Johnny. #Person1#: Hi. Hey, this Wednesday is Gerald's birthday. Tony and Amy suggested that we throw him a party. Would you like to come? #Person2#: This Wednesday? What kind of party? #Person1#: A disguise party. #Person2#: Sounds like fun. Where will it be held? #P...
Johnny calls Della and asks her to throw Gerald a surprising party with Tony and Amy. Della hesitates at first because of the work but then agrees.
Diana: shit, I can't stop thinkig about it...;/ Diana: I wrote him what u told me and nth Diana: ... ;-( :-( ;-( Sue: maybe he is busy Sue: take it easy gilr! Diana: no, he always writes back Diana: and he promised me to answer me today Sue: it's only 11 , maybe he's still sleeping;-) Diana: No, he wakes up ea...
Diana is desperately awaiting a response from a guy she's known for 3 weeks. Sue is trying to calm her down.
Beth: Seen it? Margareth: What? OMG, what now? You sacre me... Beth: Natalia's comment under your post. Margareth: Fuck... Beth: I'm sorry. Margareth: I just can't believe my eyes...
Margareth is shocked by Natalia's comment under her post.
Tom: Hi guys! How are you doing? Jeff: hi, good, we're having lunch - me, Rachel and some other people Jeff: <file_photo> Rachel: yup, at Marriott downtown Tom: how nice, but it seems more like brunch, right? Jeff: it is, you're right Tom: So mean, I'm so hungry right now Jeff: ohm poor you Rachel: why won't yo...
Jeff and Rachel're having lunch at Marriot downtown and invite Tom who's hungry to join them. Tom'll join them in an hour.
Frank: Have you watched Black Mirror? Suzanne: Yeah, it's my favourite! Frank: My brother recommended it and I love it! Suzanne: Have you watched the whole thing? Frank: No, I just watched 3 episodes last night. Suzanne: Oh, it gets better! Each episode is a different story but I think season 2 is the best! Fran...
Frank and Suzanne are discussing tv series. Suzanne has watched Black Mirror, it's her favourite. Frank watched 3 episodes last night and can't wait to see season 2. On Frank's request, Suzanne recommends other Netlix series, such as Stranger Things or Dark.
unicorn hunters: Yes yes yes. Do you know where we can find them here in this palace? I wish to stare at them too! princess: Of coarse I know where they are. They are right in front of you. Can't you see them? unicorn hunters: Right, thank you. Now please close your eyes for one moment. princess: I wonder why I should ...
unicorn hunters are in the princess's palace. They are going to shoot arrows into unicorns.
#Person1#: These things are always oooo boring. Heard any gossip? Anybody making the big bucks? #Person2#: Rich struck it rich in advertising. And he and Cath got married and just had a child. #Person1#: That's no news. Those two were high school sweethearts anyway. #Person2#: Teresa Jones got a boob job. #Person1#: Uh...
#Person1# and #Person2# talk about Rich and Cath, Teresa Jones, Eric Falls, and Taylor Smith.
#Person1#: I am looking for a comfortable convenient way to see the country. #Person2#: Have you heard of motor coaching? It's one of the fastest-growing segments for the travel industry. #Person1#: No, I've not heard of it. Tell me about it. #Person2#: It's almost like going on an ocean cruise except that you go by la...
#Person1# wants to see the country comfortably and conveniently, so #Person2# recommends motor coaching and its service and facilities.
prisoner: Maybe there is a way out and besides, I have a family out there that I have to take care of. skeleton: Most of us did and all of us tried to escape, only to be met with our own deaths. No matter what you do, mine will be the last voice you hear before you become one of us. prisoner: Were you always this exci...
skeleton is trapped in the tomb. He can't leave, so the prisoner can't leave.
#Person1#: Can I take your order now or do you still want to look at the menu? #Person2#: Well, I want a fillet steak, medium, but my little girl doesn't care for steak. Could she have something else instead? #Person1#: Certainly. How about spaghetti with clams and shrimps. #Person2#: Sounds delicious. OK. She'll try t...
#Person1# take #Person2#'s order and recommends spaghetti with clams and shrimps.
Rhian: Hi, you coming out to club tonight? Graham: Well, it is actually snowing, you sure? Rhian: Well, I'm going, it'll blow away the cobwebs! Graham: Freeze them you mean, you cannot be serious! Rhian: John McEnroe, is that you? Ok, you're right, running in this would be nuts. I bet Bella won't cancel the club, t...
It is snowing. Graham and Rhian won't go to club tonight. Bella ran a 100 km through the desert last year.
Natalie: OMG Natalie: Peter keeps watching live leak Natalie: I can't stand it anymore Ann: why do they do that?! Natalie: I don't know, it makes me wanna puke Ann: it's sick, if you ask me Natalie: why would anyone want to watch such horrifying things Ann: Steve watches it too from time to time Natalie: GOOOOD...
Peter, is watching live leak and Natalie doesn't like it.
Wes: Hi, bro! Shaun: Hello. Wes: Have you seen the fixtures? Shaun: No. Anything interesting? Wes: A home game on Sat. Wanna come with me? Shaun: Sure. I haven't been there for a long time. Wes: That is exacltly why I'm writing to you. You'll soon forget what football is all about. Shaun: Kids... Wes: I don't g...
Shaun and Wes are going to a football game on Saturday. Shaun hasn't been to a game in a long time, because he has to take care of the kids. Shaun will come to Wes' place and they will walk to the game together.
#Person1#: I ' m glad you could find time to meet with me, Mr. Johnson. I can ' t think of a nicer environment for our meeting today, the ambiance here is lovely! #Person2#: No problem, if possible I always combine business with pleasure. Now, let ' s hear more about these chocolates you ' re offering. #Person1#: Well,...
#Person1# thinks Mr. Johnson's brand exemplifies similar traits as Grangers, and serving these chocolates would add to the reputation for providing first-class dining to his restaurant. #Person1# tells that the factory is located in Scotland and invites Mr. Johnson to taste the chocolate. Mr. Johnson is satisfied with ...
servant: Yes your majesty.I am just a peasant. I do what I am told without question. king: And what work do you do here? I do not think I have seen you before... servant: Simple things, I can't even read and I miss my family a lot king: There, there. I am sure I can increase you weekly tuppence so you can visit your fa...
king wants servant to clean the floors and give the queen a vintage sword as a gift.
Jonathan: hey Jonathan: u going to Josh? Jonathan: <file_gif> Julie: still undecided Julie: <file_gif> Chloe: guess so Keith: don't think so Keith: you? Jonathan: uhm... still don't know Jonathan: i'll go if there's someone i can talk to :D Julie: yeah exactly why i'm hesitating Julie: xD Chloe: so now there will be ...
Jonathan, Julie, Chloe and Keith are going to Josh tonight.
#Person1#: Your house is very old. Does it need redecorating? #Person2#: Yes, it really needs redecorating. #Person1#: Shall I help you with it? #Person2#: I don't suppose you could. #Person1#: I have much time. I suppose it can be done. #Person2#: I'll be glad if you would.
#Person2# will be glad that #Person1# can redecorate #Person2#'s house.
#Person1#: Good morning, young man. What's your name, please? #Person2#: My name is Zhang Ming. I'm 12 years old now. Can you introduce your doctors? #Person1#: We doctors in this hospital fly to different poor places. People with eye problems can come to us. We give medicine to the poor or do operations on them free. ...
#Person1# tells Zhang Ming the doctors in this hospital help the poor with their eye problems for free and will try their best to treat Zhang Ming.
a goat for company for the horses: Well she's sweating a lot and don't worry about the talking, I just do as I'm told. Do you treat horses often? a veterinarian: Oh yes! Quite often! Um... does your... wife? Talk too? a goat for company for the horses: Do you hear her talking? Thank god she doesn't. a veterinarian: Ah ...
a goat for company for the horses is sick and a veterinarian needs to take her temperature.
#Person1#: I'm glad we came here. This is really delicious! #Person2#: I was worried you would think it was too far to drive. #Person1#: Well, it's true I've never driven two hours just to get lunch. But really, I think it's worth it. #Person2#: I think if you try some more authentic Chinese food, you might understand ...
#Person1# and #Person2# drive two hours to get Dim Sum because there is no good Chinese food in Milwaukee. #Person2# tells #Person1# good food is important for Chinese. #Person1# will try to buy some things at the Asian grocery and cook. #Person1# starts to understand Chinese. #Person1# proposes to get Italian food for...
#Person1#: May, could you bring this note to Professor Li for me today? #Person2#: Sure, no problem. Asking for leave again? You have been absent from class five times this semester. #Person1#: I know. But attending Miss Li's class is just waste of time. No more than one third of her students will go to her class. #...
#Person1# asks May to hand a leaving note to Professor Li because of student government work. They both think Professor Li doesn't teach well and students always do their own things in the class. #Person1# will not aks for leave again in order not to have a bad record.
#Person1#: You got our email with all the specifications for the project. We'll be accepting bids untill noon on Tuesday. If you have any questions between now and then, please let me know. #Person2#: Actually, I did have a question. We'd like to know what you had in mind for the budget on this project. We are hoping t...
#Person2# has a question about the budget of the project and wants to hit #Person1#'s target price. But #Person1# cannot disclose the bottom line. #Person2# also asks about the price range which isn't clear now.
Lindsay: can I take your car? Dad: why? Lindsay: I want go to the town Dad: alone? Lindsay: of course Dad: I don't believe you Lindsay: that's your problem
Lindsay wants to take her dad's car to go to town. He doesn't believe that she will be alone.
Dinah: and how are you? and the girls? Elizabeth: we're fine, waiting for the weekend Dinah: why don't you come for brunch on Sunday? Elizabeth: great idea! I'll make a cake Dinah: don't do anything! we have all we need, just bring the girls and relax in the garden Elizabeth: I’m in! ;) Elizabeth: but really, I don’t w...
Dinah invited Elizabeth for the weekend. As Elizabeth has a dentist appointment on Friday, she will come with the kids on Saturday morning.
Martin: Can you pick Amy up? Sarah: Why are you asking? I thought you're picking her up? Don't tell me you have to stay late.. again!? Martin: I have to. It's about that project.. so sorry. Sarah: Right, ok. But I can't pick her up tomorrow I've got a doctor's appointment. Martin: That's fine. I'll do it promise. ...
Sarah will pick up Amy today instead of Martin. He's picking her up tomorrow.
Kevin: Shit, I failed my exams this semester Lucas: Shite Lucas: you're a pillock! Lucas: why??? Kevin: I dunno, I had more interesting things to do Lucas: <file_gif> Kevin: <file_gif>
Kevin failed his exams this semester because he had more interesting things to do. Lucas is shocked and calls him a pillock.
farmer: how are you lovely bird? bird: The world is wonderful and full of surprises today, good farmer! farmer: i just got off work, its been a good day bird: Indeed, your farm is bustling! It does my heart good to see the well tended fields and the well kept animals farmer: yes thank you its quite hard work bird: But...
farmer has just got off work. His farm is bustling. His family does not work as he supports them.
Toby: how's new work? Josh: not bad Josh: it's been only 3 weeks so far so mostly training stuff Toby: how about your coworkers? Josh: didn't have much time to spend with them but they seem alright Toby: that's good Josh: can't complain Josh: comparing with my last work, it's almost heaven Toby: lucky :P Toby:...
Josh started a new work 3 weeks ago and he's glad with it so far.
Tom: You looked amazin' yesterday! Sara: Thanks! Tom: My sister wants to know where you bought that dress Sara: <file_other> Sara: This is the link to the online shop Tom: Thanks! Tom: Did the dress cost a fortune? Sara: 200$ Tom: :)
Tom found Sara's yesterday looks amazing. His sister inquires about the dress, so Sara sends him a link to the online shop where she bought it for 200$.
Jake: Dude pick up your phone Sam: Ugh, sorry, had it on silent Sam: what's up? Jake: I am checking out restaurants for tomorrow Sam: oh right, is anything available? Jake: not really :/ Sam: it is a little late Jake: So I thought we could order some sushi and pizza Jake: you know so that the girls don't have t...
Jake can't find a restaurant for tomorrow. Sam and Jake are ordering sushi sets no. 5 and 7, and 6 pizzas for 10 people.
Jorge: Who is coming tonight? Jorge: To the family meeting? Vera: Like everyone Vera: Same old people haha Vera: Uncles dads moms soccer moms xd Jorge: lol David: Ill be late David: Like after 9 David: Couldn't get the day off Jorge: See y'all there then.
Jorge, Vera and David are having a family evening. David will come after 9.
an assassin: I'm here to kill the king of course and there's nothing you can do to stop me witch: You idiot assassin. This is my cottage. No king here! an assassin: I just came for supplies. Didn't think you'd be home. witch: Can you not ask nicely? I thought you were here for me since I work for the government. Maybe ...
an assassin is at the witch's cottage to kill the king. The witch works for the government and she doesn't want to rule.
Jan: Hey so Jan: I am selling cookies at Lower Place Riel Jan: Raising money for charity groups! Jake: Nice! Jake: I will surely come by and donate some Jan: Thanks bro Jake: What cookies did you make? Jan: Oh actually I made with a few pals from ECON223 Jan: WE have mostly chocolate and white chocolate mac...
Jan is selling cookies for charity. Jake is going to buy some soon.
#Person1#: I want a ticket to New York, one way please. #Person2#: That'll be $285. How would you like to pay? #Person1#: Credit card. I don't like to pay in cash because it's quite inconvenient. #Person2#: OK, I see. #Person1#: Oh, by the way, my doctor advised me not to eat any meat. Last time I had a special salad p...
#Person1# wants a ticket to New York and asks for a special salad plate but #Person2# can't offer that. #Person1#'ll pay by cash.
peasant: I got lost in this tower... I was hoping I would find some food I am desperate.. soldier: Do you not have a job? You may try joining the Army: food, training, duty, honor, and purpose await you there! peasant: Is that really true?? soldier: It's how I got hear, just about to become a knight of the realm peasa...
peasant got lost in the tower and is hungry. Soldier suggests joining the army. He will train him.
small living thing: Why bother with me? Why are you in this place? squire: I have to be here, it is the kings orders, I slept with a prosittute that he liked. small living thing: Ah I see what a shame. squire: I also search for mythical creatures, I haven't found one yet but I know they exist. small living thing: Well...
squire is in the forest looking for mythical creatures on the king's orders. He is also looking for a prostitute that the king liked. The squire is going to squash the small living thing.
Lennie: A view from our window <file_photo> Daddy: So you'll get white Xmas after all. Lennie: D:<
Lennie sends Daddy a picture of his location. The place is full of snow for Christmas.
Moira: Hello dear Barbie, greetings from Havana! I thought you might like a few pics of the city you'd told me so much about. My footnote to our talks about art deco: Moira: <file_photo> Moira: You can probably recognise these, as they are all in the centre of Havana. But I also found some fine examples of the style ...
Moira is in Havana and is taking photos of art deco style buildings. She has found some are in a bad condition, especially in the suburbs. Barbie suggests she collates the pictures in a portfolio and sends it to the Architectural Review.
Harry: Hi, you still coming out tomorrow night? Joseph: Yes, course, wouldn't miss it for the world! Harry: Yep, me too! Russell was so funny last year!😂 Joseph: Well, I've seen his stuff online and on the telly, he seems fucking hilarious! Harry: You are so right, I love his short videos too. Have you seen the on...
Harry and Joseph are very excited about seeing Russell tomorrow night. Lizzy and Sadie aren't coming. Harry will pick Joseph at 6.30.
#Person1#: Hey there, you look a little lost. Are you new here? #Person2#: Yeah how'd you know? #Person1#: You can always spot the newbies. I can give you a few pointers if you want. Were you trying to use this machine here? #Person2#: Yeah! I just started my training today and I'm not really sure where to begin. #...
#Person1# teaches #Person2# how to use the training machine and suggests starting working small reps if #Person2# wants a good physique.
Khloe: The motor is not working Julian: Have you even turned the main switch ON? Khloe: Oh i forgot about that :P
Khloe didn't switch the motor on.
alchemist: Ok, I might need 1/2 upfront simply for the gathering of ingridients, If I can catch enough fairy's for their wings I can have it in 4 days. the empress: I’ll pay you the whole sum right now. That’s how serious I’m wanting this potion. alchemist: Alright, do you need any right now? I think I acutually have a...
alchemist will make potion for the empress. He needs to gather some ingredients. The empress will pay him the whole sum right now.
Harry: Today I’ve read a really shocking news! Jenny: What is it? Patrick: Tell us Harry: You know that one in 103 children is homeless in the UK? Patrick: That’s hard to believe… in the UK??? Harry: Yep! In the UK!!
Harry read in the news that one in 103 children is homeless in the UK. Patrick and Harry are shocked.
#Person1#: Jonas, have you finished the report yet? #Person2#: I'm afraid I'm still reading through all these papers. Do you need it right now? #Person1#: I don't, but Mr. Steadman will be asking about it soon. You know, he always starts to get anxious about the weekly report about this time of the day. #Person2#: But ...
Jonas hasn't finished the weekly report and #Person1# reminds her that Mr. Steadman will be asking about it soon. Jonas is confident to finish it on time.
Steve: Was the technician already there? Aria: Nope... still waiting Steve: OK, let me know Aria: <file_gif>
Aria is waiting for the technician. Steve wants to know when he arrives.
Adam: Did that customer find what he wanted? Sheila: Not really, but I don't think we carry that sort of thing. Adam: What was it? Sheila: A special tape. Something for electrical. Adam: He should have gone to the hardware store. Sheila: That's what I told him, but he'd been there and they didn't carry it either. ...
Sheila's customer couldn't find what he wanted but he bought something anyway. Sheila made sure he knew what their return policy is.
#Person1#: The Spring Festival is drawing close. By then we will have five days off. I am expecting it. #Person2#: Can you tell me something about the Spring Festival? #Person1#: Just like you celebrate Christmas, we celebrate our lunar New Year's Day, the Spring Festival. It is a time for the family members and relati...
#Person2# introduces the Spring Festival to #Person1#. #Person2# tells #Person1# the children usually play firework and will get the lucky money from their grandparents and parents at the Spring Festival.
Fiona: Hello Pat, you coming to book group tonight? Pat: Hope to, you enjoying the book. I love it! Fiona: Well, I do think the protagonist is quite mad and violent, but I am really getting into it. Pat: I know what you mean, he's not exactly an anti-hero, but you can't help sort of liking him! Fiona: I've read on ...
Fiona and Pat will see each other tonight at Sandy and Iain's for a book group meeting. Pat made lemon cake and will bring a bottle of something to drink. Pat enjoys the book. Fiona knows the big event of the book.
Ezra: I want to open a micro pub. Mila: How much is that going to cost? Ezra: No idea...just really want to! Mila: Well, what's the first step? Ezra: Business plan. Then location. Then bank for a loan! LOL! Mila: Gotcha. Ezra: Should be a piece of cake LOL! Mila: Riiiight. Tell me another one! Ezra: No, if I c...
Ezra wants to start up a pub. Mila wonders what the steps are.
prior: Ugh. Sometimes I just want to hide. I feel like we are doomed. *puts bag on head*. I can't let myself be seen here. Especially drinking. The Lord wouldn't approve of this kind of behavior at all. brother: Take heart my brother,all shall be well, its just a matter of time prior: Do you have any advice for me brot...
Prior feels like they are doomed. He can't let himself be seen drinking. Brother advises him to be positive. They are walking to the market.
Garrett: I hate shaving. Hammond: Yeah me too :/ Garrett: I just cut myself again. Hammond: Did you use a new blade? Garrett: It doesn't matter. Old blades cut..new blades cut Hammond: Maybe you should use an electric shaver. Garrett: They make a lot of noise and they don't give a close shave. Hammond: Maybe you...
Garrett hates shaving so, according to Hammond, he should consider shaving.
gypsy: Could be possible. I'm here at this kingdom to drop off this grain basket. band member: That is alot of grain. Did you grow it your self? gypsy: Yes, I have! I grew this at the farm I was at a few days ago. band member: Would you like to see a new song I am writing about my visit here so far? gypsy: Sure, I'd lo...
band member is writing a song about his visit to the castle. He gave the gypsy a paper with the song.
#Person1#: Do you have any idea why I pulled you over today? #Person2#: I'm not sure. #Person1#: One of your brake lights is out. #Person2#: Really? I'm sorry. I did not know that. #Person1#: I'm going to give you a ticket. #Person2#: Why can't you just let me off with a warning? #Person1#: It's just a ticket. #Person2...
#Person1# pulls #Person2# over and gives #Person2# a ticket because #Person2#'s brake light is out. #Person2# is reluctant but accepts.
archer: Bird, you are asking to be dinner. Get out of the archery zone! chicken: *cluck cluck bwawk* archer: Well since you are here, and I am very drunk, Maybe you should try your hand at archery, fowl? chicken: *bwawk bwawk b-cawk?* archer: Listen, I have lead many archery teams, and I know you can do this, Bird. I...
chicken is here to try archery. archer is drunk and he wants to show her how it's done.
Jerry: Maaaan Jerry: I'm stoned af Jerry: Aaand there is this one thing that I keep thinking about Tom: Hahaha. I predict it will blow my mind Tom: Jerry? Jerry: Shit I can't remember now Tom: Oh come on!!! Tom: Was it about universe or conspiracy in the USA? Jerry: None of the above Jerry: I'll tell you when ...
Jerry smoked weed. He is stoned.
#Person1#: That wasn't a bad meal. #Person2#: It was very good. It's very nice of you, Dan. Now, I really must go home. #Person1#: Oh, it's only 10 o'clock. #Person2#: No, really. I must be off. My uncle will come to see me tomorrow. I must get ready. #Person1#: Well, look, Jenny. What about Sunday? Would you like to g...
Dan and Jenny had a good meal and Jenny needs to go. They are going to the movies on Sunday.
gypsy: Listen... between us, do you happen to grow anything that could be use as... poison? farmer: Why on earth would I grow poison? Deathcap mushrooms, Bloodboil Lilies and Completely Lethal Pinecones all grow wild in the Poisonous Forest. Let's not even get into the multitude of venemous spiders, snakes, scorpions ...
gypsy wants to buy poison from a farmer. The farmer grows antidotes.
Taylor: this is very ugly to say... but do you want to know? Hadley: hahah, sure Taylor: What do you think about Robin? Hadley: just a slightly boring lawyer Taylor: But the way he speaks. Gosh! so annoying Hadley: What do you mean? Taylor: the poses, seem to me very fake Hadley: It's not annoying to me, he's j...
While Hadley finds Robin a somewhat boring lawyer, Taylor finds his behaviour annoying and fake. Hadley claims that Robin has the right to speak in the manner he does.
Tina: Hi, darling? Are you ok? Steve: Hi, babe. I'm fine. You? Tina: OK :-) Love you :-* Steve: Love you, too. Tina: How about pasta for dinner? Steve: Sounds great! Tina: With broccoli, ham, cheese and cream? Steve: Scrumptious. Tina: Your favourite. Steve: Indeed. Tina: But there is a snag. Steve: Too per...
Tina and Steve are having pasta for dinner. They'll meet in the car park after Steve finishes work. They'll do the shopping together.
wife: Hello guard, how is your day? guard: So far so good. No trouble makers lurking about. Seems that the Tombstones will be peaceful today. wife: Do you normally get troublemakers in these parts? guard: Sometimes. Some are looking for gold while others want to disrepute the royal dead. It's a shame honestly. Summa...
The guard is happy with the day. There are no troublemakers in the Tombstones.
Bill: Hey, what's up. There's a shakeup here at work. Some big honcho is coming by tomorrow. We'll see what happens. Anna: A shake up? Think your job is in danger? Are you guys going away for Easter? Bill: I don't know, everyone's shaking :) No, we're staying. Bill: Are you going away? Anna: Nope Bill: Have anythi...
Bill has some problems at work and might even lose his job. He and Anna are not going away for Easter so they agree to meet with the kids and go to MC. Anna and Bill are both shocked with the number of people in stores.
#Person1#: How did you like Egypt? #Person2#: Oh, perfect. It's one of the most interesting places I've ever seen. #Person1#: Where did you go? #Person2#: Well, we spent most of the time in Cairo and Luxor. #Person1#: What's there to see in Cairo? #Person2#: Well, not all that much, in fact, but there is the museum and...
#Person1# asks #Person2# about the trip to Egypt. #Person2# describes Cairo and Luxor where #Person2# did some sightseeing and bought a gold necklace.
Freda: Can I get the recipe for these brownies? They're delish! Jack: Sure, I'll ask my wife. Freda: You didn't make them yourself??? Jack: Nope. Freda: I thought you were the chef in the ouse. Jack: I am, but not the baker. Freda: OIC... Jack: Anyway, I didn't have time last night. Freda: Work late? Jack: Yes...
Jack will send the recipe for these brownies on Freda's request. Jack's wife baked them.
servant: Oh, yes, right away your majesty! king: Do make haste servant. I fear I have misjudged the edge of this bench. My royal robes are a bit spattered and will need cleaned as well. servant: Goodness your highness, but right away. king: That's a good servant. You have been trained well. When you are done please hel...
king has misjudged the edge of a bench and his royal robes are spattered. The servant will clean the bench and his robes. He will be paid 8 gold a day.
fruit bat: it feels good to eat fruits because they are so many artist: Hello there good fruit bat. care to watch me paint? fruit bat: what will i get for it artist: You can have my easel once I am done. fruit bat: are you blind? artist: No I am not!! fruit bat: now thats how i roll artist: Give that back!! fruit bat: ...
fruit bat wants artist to paint him and his wife kissing.
bird: Which way is to your cave? I hope it is not in the densest part of the castle. It has the scariest and most powerful monster wolves: It is further into the forest, yes. I'm taking this arrow so the rest of my pack may pick up the scent. bird: oh no!! please don't go there! It is suicide! wolves: Do not friend m...
wolves are taking an arrow to their cave in the forest. The cave is further into the forest. There is a band of rangers coming. Bird will help the wolves.
#Person1#: Credit Services, how can I help you? #Person2#: I'd like to apply for a credit card with you. #Person1#: Would that be our standard card, our gold card, or our platinum card? #Person2#: Oh, I'm not sure. What's the difference? #Person1#: Well, the standard card has a lower credit limit, that's 20, 000 RIB, w...
#Person1# offers the standard card, gold card and platinum card. #Person2#'s salary is pretty high and there's no problem with #Person2#'s credit ratings so #Person2# could apply for the platinum card.
farmers wife: What a silly man you are. You are my neighbor. No, you are not a filthy animal, my husband, the one who lays with pigs is the filthy animal. farmer: Why is he so terrible? farmers wife: He is filthy. He is encrusted in dirt constantly. He smells like pee and never cleans himself. farmer: That does s...
farmers wife's husband is filthy and smells like pee. Farmer will help her carry water buckets back to her house.
Al: Do we need anything from the supermarket? Billy: don't think so Mel: no, but thanks Al
Billy and Mel do not need anything from the supermarket.