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mysterious merchant: Longest name I've ever heard to be honest. Kind of odd too.. although the temple is full, no one is speaking and all you can hear are muted scuffling feet.: Yeah, it is. Signing my name is a real chore. mysterious merchant: Does it have a special meaning or something? I bet you use a whore jar of i...
Although the temple is full, no one is speaking and all you can hear are muted scuffling feet, the merchant finds the name of the young man strange. He suspects that the name has a special meaning. The young man's parents were drunk and they gave him the name.
#Person1#: Good evening, everyone. Tonight, we will meet an honored guest, Mr. Philip Brown. #Person2#: Hello, everyone. I'm the founder of the website Student Experience. I'm glad to meet all of you today. #Person1#: Well, Mr. Brown, what made you decide to set up a website mainly for students? #Person2#: To be exact,...
Mr. Brown, the founder of the website Student Experience, tells #Person1# the website started in 2010. Mr. Brown started the website because his sister had an accident and needed some assistance with her daily activities.
a visitor: Hello there! This place is amazing! I must write about it! steward: Isn't it? The armor, carpets, and tapestries are absolutely stunning. a visitor: Tell me, who lives here? steward: A great noble... Sir Marcus the Second. a visitor: And what does he do? What do you do? I need details for this story sir! st...
a visitor is amazed by the place and wants to write about it. steward will show him around.
#Person1#: Good morning, I wonder whether you have got an answer from your superior. #Person2#: Yes, we had a meting about it yesterday afternoon. #Person1#: What's the answer? #Person2#: We decided that we could agree to your price, but we are a bit worried about the slow delivery. #Person1#: Let me see. I quoted your...
#Person1# and #Person2# agree to sign an agreement since #Person1# could speed up the delivery as #PErson2# hopes.
#Person1#: I know I'm going to bite the dust going down this hill. I almost got killed on the chair lift! This is going to be so embarrassing. #Person2#: Don't worry. Everyone knows you're getting your feet wet. I'll show you how. I bet you'll be proficient at this in five minutes. #Person1#: This is only your second t...
#Person1# feels extremely nervous about skiing down the hill. #Person2# who is also a beginner teaches #Person1# how to do it.
priest: drink this wine and pray to God to relieve your worry resident: I feel better already father! How foolish I was to worry, especially when surrounded by the beauty of the City of Elders! priest: What has you so worried to begin with? resident: Life! What happens when we die? When will I die? Will it hurt? W...
resident is worried about life and death. He is surrounded by beauty of the City of Elders. Priest gives him wine to get him drunk and then he attacks him.
missionary: Oh dear. I was hoping for now. I must be on my way again. groom: Oh well, but what about all the guests. And we still haven't found a musician. missionary: This isn't a shot gun..marriage? groom: Well, it was not going to be. See, my friend, if you can keep a secret, my bride is with child. But it is so ...
missionary will stay to help the couple with their wedding ceremony. The bride is pregnant and they are trying to keep it a secret.
#Person1#: wow, the duck looks so delicious. Should we order it, Rick? #Person2#: the chef is going to slice it into thin pieces. There will be around one hundred and twenty pieces of both skin and meat for each. #Person1#: I see. The chef is so skillful with his knief. #Person2#: absolutely. It is said that they se...
Rick introduces the duck to Amy and shows her how to make one with the pancake. Rick also tells Amy the process of making the dish. Amy enjoys it and loves the flavor.
#Person1#: What do you think of the way people use and treat animals? #Person2#: I think most people treat animals well, but we are often cruel to animals. When we raise animals for food, the conditions they live in are often poor. #Person1#: Perhaps people should stop eating animals. We could grow more crops. #Person2...
#Person2# thinks people are cruel to animals and they live in poor conditions. #Person1# thinks people should stop eating animals and provide them with better conditions. Both #Person1# and #Person2# agree it's a good idea to improve the condition at zoos. They are happy that most people treat their pets well.
torture assistant: Watch your step! I wouldn't want to accidentally knock you out and for you to fall into my iron maiden! a guard: Haha! I am not afraid of such devices, for I was trained by the best for the protection of the best country in the world! torture assistant: Perhaps a pit of snakes will change your mind! ...
Guard is not afraid of torture devices. He will get torture implements for torture assistant and torture master.
a bird: It is the King! I have a gift for you sir King! the king: Who said that? a bird: It is just me! Chirp Chirp, over here! the king: A bird, talking? I must have had a bit much wine. a bird: Can't you feel this pain from my pecking? You are not drunk King! the king: Ow, okay I suppose I'm not. Are you magical? a b...
a bird has a gift for the king.
#Person1#: You mean it shuts off to save energy? #Person2#: Yep. And it breathes, see! #Person1#: It's not breathing! #Person2#: Yes, it is. Look at the little light! It blinks off and on. #Person1#: Jen, it's not alive. . . but it does look user-friendly. #Person2#: I would look so cool carrying this around!
#Person2# thinks the product is breathing. #Person1# thinks it looks user-friendly.
the king: You mean... this sceptre? king: Give that back. Oh my goodness, you look like me. Hey Knight, he looks like me., got a coin, he's got my nose... the king: Knight, arrest him! king: Don't be silly. He's been here all along. Look I can admit you look like me, maybe you are a bastard brother or something. the ki...
the king's mother was called Nell and she was famous. She was loved by the people but not a'real' king. The king's father gave away the crown jewels to one of his flower girls.
hiker: Just here to take in the clean mountain air. enigmatic wizard: It is nice, isn't it? I love the cool breeze blowing through my long white hair hiker: I've always had a deep appreciation when it comes to nature, it sure is. enigmatic wizard: Do you see how dark and gloomy the mountain area over there? The evil sp...
hiker is taking in the clean mountain air. The enigmatic wizard will make a fire for them. The hiker will share his herbs with the wizard.
bluebird: Seeds? Seeds? Do you have seeds? ancient king: I cannot say that I do, but they are bound to be some in the courtyard. bluebird: Why sad, sad king? It be a beautiful day! ancient king: Oh that it is, it always is around these parts. bluebird: Do you visit here often? I have never seen you here. No I haven't. ...
ancient king is from a frozen wasteland. He is sad because he is alone.
Jane: I need to return that ring I got Jill: why? what happened? Jane: it's too big Jill: ok give it to me inb the moring and I'll exchange it for a smaller one Jane: ok thanks
The ring that Jane got is too big for her. Jill will take it from her in the morning and exchange it for a smaller one.
farmer: Thank you for the tack - why don't you take it instead, and get the horses ready. Today looks like a good day for ploughin', yes sir, a good day for ploughin'. peasant: Ill also take some feed for them as well so they can have the energy to work for the day. farmer: Good on ye lad, I know ye was good people a...
farmer wants peasant to get the horses ready for ploughing. peasant will also take some feed for them.
child: No of course not. peasant: Bless you, bless you. The king does not look upon we peasants with favor, no he treats us worse than that dog. His he yours? child: Yes he is my friend doggy peasant: I see armor here. Do you know the knight who owns it? Is the dog his? child: I know nothing of any of that. peasant: A...
child finds peasant's belongings. They are for a knight. The child lives 3 houses down. Peasant is looking for work.
#Person1#: Hi, I'm Mary Smith. #Person2#: Hello, I'm the landlord. John Taylor. #Person1#: Nice to meet you Mr. Taylor. #Person2#: Please, call me John. #Person1#: O. K. , John. Well, can I have a look at the place? #Person2#: Sure. Come on it. We just finished rebuilding everything. #Person1#: Oh, it hasn't been paint...
Mary is looking at the place that John is renting out and they are going to sign the lease tomorrow.
ladies: And where might these crumpets be located? villager: In the pan. They smell burnt. ladies: Burnt crumpets? Well this is absolutely intolerable! I demand to see the cook this instant! villager: Take these and show them to the cook. Then send the cook to me! ladies: I'll have you know I am a lady! I have never...
The crumpets are burnt. The villager is leaving the place. The ladies are very angry.
Conrad: hello there Conrad: did you ask yout mom about the letter? Donna: wait imma ask her now Donna: yes, we got it Donna: was delivered yesterday Conrad: kk, open it, its an invitation Donna: it's very old fashioned of you to send wedding invitations by post Donna: but also romantic Conrad: you coming? Donn...
The wedding invitation from Conrad was delivered yesterday. Donna will be there.
Paulina: Have you thought about New Year's Eve? Alicja: Hey, not really. Paulina: I would throw a party at my place, but I am not sure when the renovations will finish. Alicja: Filip has to be at work, so we have to do something here... Paulina: So let me know when you make some plans, I will gladly join you. Ali...
Paulina and Alicja are planning the New Year's Eve. Filip has to work, so they have to stay there. They will spend the evening together.
monk: I see, quite a hike is it not? person: It is, but I like coming this way. All the steps give me time to think, and if I get tired, I can sit on a bench. monk: As long as you enjoy it that is what matters. person: What brought you to be a monk? monk: Well there is a certain solidarity to it all, a comfort in knowi...
person likes to come to the monastery by the stairs. He likes to think and meditate there. He wants to put a plant on the altar.
Ms. Flint: Hello, it's Jake's mum. He is not answering his phone. Ms. Flint: He told me he is at your place. Is that correct? Patrick: Hello Ms. Flint. Yes, Jake is with me. I told him to look at his phone. Ms. Flint: Thank you Patrick. Patrick: No problem.
Jake is at Patrick's and is not answering his phone so Ms. Flint is looking for him.
animal: I am ready to begin...I live to serve you...mmm...and to eat farmer: Ok, so lets rake the fields, do it and there will be more food for you, animal: What are we planting today master? I heard the rabbit's hoping for carrots. farmer: We can hunt that rabbit, I havent had rabbit meat in a long time, lets hunt i...
farmer and animal are going to rake the fields and hunt the rabbit.
spider: You do not know what I have! Look at this jewel, bright and shiny .. wait! You did not see that! thief: You stole my jewel! GIVE IT BACK spider: bwhahahaha! Make me! You with your two legs.. you are no match for me! thief: I could step on you in a heart beat spider. Now look, we should work together here. spid...
thief and spider are going to steal a jewel from the king.
fox trying to steal chickens: You could start a revolution if there's many of your kind that feel that way. The only way a powerful figure can stay powerful is by having subordinates. peasant: Will you teach me the way, good fox? All I have to offer is this rag. fox trying to steal chickens: If you would like. You firs...
fox trying to steal chickens teaches peasant how to steal chickens.
guard: Oh I was ready to fight! Do you have any idea where its lair is? king: I think it may be out east in Kissanthia but I'm not certain. guard: That would make sense! We should assemble a team of our strongest men and attack while it is sleeping! king: Guard I am going to be sending 2 scouts to Kissanthia to try an...
Guard is ready to fight. King is sending 2 scouts to Kissanthia to try and locate the dragon. Guard will get some of his men together to slaughter the dragon.
#Person1#: Steven, what are you thinking about? #Person2#: Oh, you know, tomorrow is Vicky's birthday. I am thinking what gift to give her. #Person1#: That's easy. A girl at her age must like beautiful ornaments. How about a hair pin? #Person2#: It's a bad idea. Vicky has short hair. #Person1#: Well, what about a brooc...
Steven's thinking about what birthday gift to give Vicky. #Person1# recommends some and finally suggests asking Vicky.
#Person1#: Happy New Year, Bill. #Person2#: Happy New Year, Steven. #Person1#: Do you have any plans for the New Year holiday? #Person2#: My whole family are going to Hainan for visiting. What about you? #Person1#: How happy you are! I have to stay at home to prepare my final exam.
Bill and Steven talk about their new year plan.
Kate: Hi, how are you doing? Charles: fine, you? Simone: we're in Italy now, so quite good Kate: I'm ok Kate: so you're having a bit of vacation! nice! Kate: Where exactly? Charles: Naples Kate: How is the weather? Charles: not super hot, but mild and pleasant Kate: nice!
Charles and Simone are on holiday on Naples.
pilgrims: Where is everyone? a person: I'm not too sure. I think they've already headed on the pilgrimage. pilgrims: What? Why would they leave me behind? I would think they would have done a head count before heading out Summarize the dialogue
pilgrims are looking for everyone. They think they've already left on the pilgrimage.
Mike: did you catch that girls name?? Adam: i think it was Maya Mike: are you sure? Adam: most likely yeah, why? Mike: i wanna text here but i forgot and i don't want to embarass myself haha
Mike wants to text a girl called Maya, but he's not sure if that's her name.
#Person1#: Excuse me. Have you been waiting long? #Person2#: Um...About ten minutes. #Person1#: Did you notice whether the No. 7 bus has gone by? #Person2#: Not while I was standing here. I'm waiting for the No. 7 myself. #Person1#: Good. Hot today, isn't it? #Person2#: Oh, yes, it is. I wish that it would rain and coo...
#Person1# and #Person2# are waiting for the No.7 bus. They talks about the hot weather in March, and the weather in their born places.
Mary: Which islands would you recommend in the Azores? Tim: Flores is the most beautiful, but quite remote Tomas: All of them are beautiful Jenny: Terceira is nice, because the main town there is very cute Mary: thanks :)
Tim thinks Flores is the most beautiful island in Azores. Jenny recommends Terceira. Tomas thinks all the Azores islands are beautiful.
torturer: I shall, you will have the name within the hour . . . though there is a chance he will not survive the questioning. noble: I do not care about that. I'm in a hurry, make it half an hour and you will receive an additional gold pouch. torturer: Fine, it it settled. I doubt he'll have any need of his toes anywa...
torturer will torture the man for the name within the half-hour.
#Person1#: Susan, Is the manager in this office? #Person2#: Yes. But he is meeting a client. #Person1#: Oh, that's too bad. I just got a phone call saying that my wife is now in the hospital. She is going to deliver a baby. I must take the day off to go to the hospital. May I talk to him to ask for leave? #Person2#: I ...
#Person1# has to ask for leave because #Person1#'s wife is in the hospital. Susan will convey #Person1#'s leave to the manager.
#Person1#: I can't even imagine you snorkeling! #Person2#: Well, you'll see. With this new watch, I can go anywhere, do anything. #Person1#: OK, Bond. #Person2#: No, really. Look. It's got a double time zone setting. #Person1#: So you can always keep two times at once? #Person2#: Yep. I just can't decide what two citie...
Bond is showing off his new watch but #Person1# doesn't care.
Marketing: and now in a more general broad way of seeing th the thing If we look back and not look at only remote controls I think it is important to see that the trends are quite the same in many areas so currently the the trends that we see in l in l big cities like Paris and Milan well it seems that this year things...
The marketing found that trends were quite the same in many areas. Take this year's fruit and vegetable as an example, it applies to everything from clothing to furniture, which meant it was quite general. It might be surprising that people liked products that looked natural and round rather than some futuristic remote...
gnome: Okay! This is what I have from the castle. You better have enough gold for it. dwarf: DO I look like a swindler? I have plenty of gold. This beard has won me many of awards. Is it not magnificent? gnome: Sure it is! Too long a beard to keep. dwarf: Blasphemy! That is non sense and always fighting words gnome. ...
dwarf is in the Dwarven city. He wants to buy gnome's shoes, but they are too small for him.
John: Have you seen today's news? Ann: No, something happened? John: They've just shown some videos from Mike's concert Ann: Really? Ann: I did not know that TV was at the concert. John: I did not know either, but it looked great! Ann: I'm sure!
John saw some videos from Mike's concert in today's news and it looked great to him.
ox: hello villager: Good day ox. What are you doing in the church garden? ox: I was hoping to get some water villager: I can help you with that. This garden is very beautiful. ox: oh.. that is so nice of you villager: Have you ever been to the forest? I heard magical creatures live there, I want to go look for them. ox...
ox is in the church garden to get some water. Villager wants to go to the forest to look for magical creatures. Villager is afraid to get in trouble. Villager has an enchanted weapon to protect him.
his wife: Oh yes, I do so love our morning rides together! the king: Yes, indeed. Has he been teaching you any new skills? I hope you are learning a lot from him. his wife: Oh yes, we have been practicing hard and long to get the moves just right. the king: I would very much like to come down to the stables and watch y...
the king and his wife love riding together. the king can no longer ride, because his back hurts.
Patricia: Hi, are you going to the lecture tomorrow? Ela: Yes and Tom is going too Patricia: Tha's great. Are we taking the bus at 7.30? Ela: I thought to take the later one because at 7.30 there are to many people Patricia: You're right, let's take the one at 7.45
Patricia and Ela will take the 7.45 bus tomorrow to go to the lecture.
prince: Perhaps, perhaps. It is so peaceful and calm here. My mind always wanders to such thoughts. And the jewels, I wonder which might be the best to give to my intended bride as a betrothal ring. royal family: Whatever jewel you go with will be a good one. And if she likes you for you... any jewel will do anyways. p...
prince is looking for a bride for his future. He wants to marry for love, but he must also do his duty. Royal family advises him to choose a woman with introvert personality.
guard: Hello prisoner: Please, guard, you have to let me out of here! guard: Why should I ? prisoner: I'm an innocent man, you can look at the claims and case yourself! guard: Well, That is not my job. My job is to ensured you secured prisoner: How can you sleep at night making sure that an innocent man is stuck capti...
guard refuses to let the prisoner out of the dungeon. The prisoner suggests a plan to fool the guard.
Sian Gwenllian AM: Thank you very much I would like to start just by looking in general at how the law currently stands and how do you think the law as it currently stands today and specifically in terms of reasonable punishment—how does that protect children Barry Hughes: Sorry can I just be clear ? How does the law ...
Barry Hughes first stated that children had fewer rights than adults and therefore the law should be enforced to defend physical assault. As such social behavior was not available now, the law should change to reflect that. The discussion then turned to talk about the legal framework and its prosecution.
bishop: Praise the Lord! priest: hallelujah! what brings you here at this time, Your eminence bishop: To pray of course...Why are you still here? priest: waiting for farmer who lives down the road, I'll be performing exorcism on his child bishop: great. Where are the candles? priest: Everything is set, and presently in...
priest is waiting for the farmer who lives down the road to perform exorcism on his child. The farmer will provide a male goat. The priest is waiting for him in the church office.
Sam: I'm coming home on the 23rd Anne: Great. I will be there on the 22nd Alain: It looks like the family will be all together Sara: Auntie Jenny has just confirmed she will be joining us for Christmas Anne: Great Anne: I haven't seen her for years Sam: It will be wonderful!
Sam is coming home on the 23rd. Anne will be there on the 22nd. Auntie Jenny will be joining Sara, Anne and Sam for Christmas.
Yuval: Guys I think I have haemorrhoids Riki: Eew! Omer: Is it painful? Yuval: Not really. But I feel strange polyps when I touch my anus. Yuval: I thought only old people have haemorrhoids Omer: Maybe you should go to a doctor Riki: This is disgusting. You should keep it for yourself!
Yuval thinks he might have haemorrhoids.
Toby: Have you seen the nominees for the best movie? Peter: oscars? Toby: yes, they are out Richard: and? Samuel: anything surprising there? Toby: A star is born for example Richard: I did expect it Toby: <file_photo> here it is
The Oscar nominees for the best movie are already out.
judge: Where is my notebook... I had it right here... Stand back, thief, you've a very untrustworthy look about you. thief: Oh, I am very trustworthy your honour! The Crime King said that I'm the best at keeping his secrets, even when he killed the Prince's pony I didn't tell no one! judge: Alright, you! Oh, where di...
Judge is looking for his notebook. The thief is a trustworthy person. He gave the judge a piece of coal.
Priscilla: <file_photo> Priscilla: ian's post on our wall Peggy: classes on thursday? wtf? Priscilla: he's absent on Tuesday...again Trisha: no way.... Trisha: i'm not fucking going there Trisha: people have jobs, i got no time on thursday...why is he doing this Priscilla: because it's IAN Peggy: i don't like i...
Pricilla, Peggy and Trisha are angry because Ian changed the date of their classes for Thursday. Trisha and Peggy are not going there on Thursday.
#Person1#: Um, sorry to bother you, um. . . my name is Rachel. I'm new here. Can I ask you a favor? #Person2#: Hi Rachel, welcome on board. I'm afraid I can't help you right now. I'm getting ready for a very important meeting. #Person1#: Excuse me, but can I bother you for a sec? #Person3#: You know what, I'd love t...
Rachel asks #Person2#, #Person3#, and #Person4# for the way to the bathroom, but all of them are too busy to answer.
Andy: Do you feel like lunch now? Gary: Yes! I'm starving. Andy: OK. See in the canteen :-) Gary: Ok. I'll be there in 3 min.
Andy and Gary'll have a lunch in the canteen in 3 minutes.
servant: I... Appreciate your honesty. I am very limited, but I want to work hard now to benefit my family. That's what I really care about. cat: You are just like the weaker animals I enjoy torturing! I will enjoy your time here very much. servant: What about you? Do you have anyone that you care about? cat: No, I onl...
servant wants to work hard to benefit his family. Cat lives in a cavern underground and has no one to care about. servant wants to take some gold and run back home. He could take cat with him.
#Person1#: Don't you feel a little strange taking the place of your old boss after he was demoted? #Person2#: Yes, at first I felt very awkward. After Bill was demoted and then resigned, it was kind of like somebody died! I mean the atmosphere in the office was like a funeral parlor or something. And then I was afraid ...
#Person2# tells #Person1# #Person2# felt awkward when taking the place of the old boss after he was demoted. But now everything is fine and people consider #Person2# as a supervisor.
#Person1#: I need your help, Bob. #Person2#: What's the matter? #Person1#: I'm really confused by these annoying abbreviations. #Person2#: Just relax. That's because you're new to chat. Let me take a look. #Person1#: A / S / L, IGP, H & K, and ZZZ. What the hell do they mean? #Person2#: ZZZ means'sleepy or tired or bor...
Bob is helping #Person1# with some abbreviations in English like A/S/L, IGP, H&K, ZZZ, and H&K.
#Person1#: Oh, there is nothing better than an ice cold glass of ice water on a hot day. #Person2#: You know, cold water always gives me stomach aches. #Person1#: Really? I've never had that problem, I've been drinking ice water since I was little. #Person2#: Um. When I was a small boy my grandmother never let my mom g...
#Person1# likes drinking ice water, but cold water always gives #Person2# stomach aches
Eden: Lol, u really went through all channels to warn us! Good girl! 🤭 Eden: See ya! Jenny: 😂🤭 Jenny: <file_gif> Jenny: Have a good day Ed! See you tomorrow!
Eden is happy with Jenny's warning.
Industrial Designer: There is a lot of functionality in there that is not used ninety percent of the time Marketing: Sometimes they play a movie Industrial Designer: but will be used ten percent of the time Marketing: there is no need to have buttons on it to do that Project Manager: It could be one button for a me...
The Marketing thought buttons can be omitted, just like cell phones, because many of the functions of buttons, such as the TV button, are generally not used. But they can set up a menu-style button if they really need to.
Dean: You OK man, how's life. Russell: Great! How's the missus? Dean: Very sore, but she's coming home tomorrow. Russell: Give her our love, looking forward to seeing the results LOL Dean: We all are, 5 grand it cost her! She was beautiful before imo. See you later? Mum can babysit tonight! Russell: Yep, few drink...
Dean's wife is coming home tomorrow after a procedure that cost her $5000. Dean and Russel will see each other tonight around 9 for drinks.
Miranda: Hernandez has a new soap opera Camila: really? Miranda: yeah Camila: what is it called Miranda: Amor bravio Camila: when does it start? Miranda: i think next week thursday Camila: fantastic, cant wait Miranda: me too Camila: haha, hernandez never lets us down, i bet it will be dope Miranda: me too C...
The new soap opera by Hernandez is titled "Amor bravio". It starts Thursday next week.
hermit: Is someone here? someone: Yeah, why do you ask? hermit: Do you have a name or you Someone? someone: I do not have a name, sir. And who are you? hermit: Here's some light. Who do I look like? someone: You look like... a hermit to me, sir. hermit: That's right. I climb these stairs day by day. No one wants to see...
hermit is sad because his mother didn't call him on his birthday.
#Person1#: How do you shoot pool? #Person2#: You have 16 balls on the table, 7 solid colored, 7 striped colored, a black 8 ball, and the white ball. #Person1#: And? #Person2#: You hit the white ball with your cue. The white ball hits the colored balls. And you want to get the colored balls into the pockets. #Person1#: ...
#Person2# introduces the rules of shooting pool to #Person1#. And they are going to try now.
farmer: Why on earth would I grow poison? Deathcap mushrooms, Bloodboil Lilies and Completely Lethal Pinecones all grow wild in the Poisonous Forest. Let's not even get into the multitude of venemous spiders, snakes, scorpions and hamsters that live there! No one in these parts needs to *grow* poison! gypsy: I cannot ...
gypsy wants to buy poison from a farmer. The farmer doesn't grow poison. The poison grows wild in the Poisonous Forest.
the king: I didn't mean to hug you bug. I was going for my chamber pot. bug: Mmmmm, that smells delicious! the king: Disgusting bug. I don't know why I converse with you. bug: Probably because you're lonely. Where's the queen? the king: I'm not lonely. I just don't have time for the idiots of court. You're a bug and s...
the king hugged a bug by accident. The bug wants to be advisor to the king.
man: Welcome to my canopy. What can I do for you? guest: If you can just help me with this that'd be great, I'm a guest visiting friends and have been carrying this a long way! man: Of course I can carry this suitcase with my manly arms. Where am I bringing it? guest: In the corner of the room hidden in the dense canop...
guest is visiting friends and needs help with his suitcase. The man will carry it to the corner of the room. The man has to go tend to the horses now.
Jason: Yo, what are you doing after work? Mike: Going to the gym and then home boy. Jason: You eating at home? Mike: Yep, bring your food and come over. Jason: Will do. Afterwards we play some Destiny 2 on ps4? Mike: You bet ya, that game is so addictive! Jason: Ok cya later then!´ Mike: Oh yeah👌
Mike is going to the gym after work. Then he's going home and he will eat and play Destiny 2 with Jason.
Stuart: So, have you decide where are we going tonight? Warner: we were thinking of this club near the central bus station Ivor: yep, to be exact, it is here - <file_photo> Stuart: ahh, I have some bad memories related to this place Warner: interesting.... let me think Ivor: isn't it the club where you met this N...
Stuart doesn't want to go to the club near the central bus station tonight, because he experienced something unpleasant in this place. Warner wants to ask the rest of the crew how to spend this evening.
#Person1#: Mom, you know that Andrea and I sometimes worry about you. #Person2#: Really? Why would you worry about me? I'm just fine. #Person1#: You're almost 70 years old, Mom! Don't you think it would be better for you if you moved in with us? #Person2#: No way! I like my apartment, and I like to be independent. #Per...
#Person1# and Andrea worry about #Person1#'s mom living alone, so #Person1# asks #Person1#'s mom to move in. #Person1#'s mom refuses.
Annie: <file_photo> Annie: On Adam's going to Genoa. Annie: <file_photo> Dora: Super duper! Brilliant photos. Aga seems to have more hidden talents than we thought. Annie: It was Lawrie who took them. Dora: OK. A new credit to Lawrence. Anyway the pics moved my heart. Thanks for sending them. So they are on holida...
Annie is showing Dora photos of Aga's trip to Genoa. Lawrence is there for a conference and Aga came along with the kids. Lawrence has been offered a job as a manager but prefers to stay a coder.
thief: yes it is I wonder how I am gonna get out of here unseen rodent: How did you end up in this little place anyways? thief: lets just say there are some jewels that I thought the king wouldn't mind having any more rodent: Ah I see, I came here in that small hole over there! I was looking for some more old grain to...
a thief is in a small place with a rodent. The thief wants to steal some jewels. The rodent came through a small hole. The rodent wants the thief to bring him some grain. The thief refuses.
#Person1#: Good morning, sir. Could I be of any service to you? #Person2#: Have you got any Chinese paintings? #Person1#: Yes, we have landscape paintings, figure paintings and flower-and-bird paintings. #Person2#: I'd like a flower-and-bird painting. #Person1#: Good. How about this picture of cranes with pine trees? I...
#Person2# buys a Chinese painting of cranes with pine trees with #Person1#'s assistance.
Clarissa: <photo_file> Jessica: What a view! Olympia: I envy you !!!
Jessica and Olympia like Clarissa's photo.
#Person1#: Excuse me. Can you tell me which is the way to the nearest shoe shop? #Person2#: There's one on Queen's Road. #Person1#: Thank you, but how can I get there? #Person2#: It's not far from here. Walk along this road and after three blocks you'll see a post office on your right. The shop is just behind it. #Pers...
#Person2# tells #Person1# the way to the nearest shoe shop and how to get there by bus.
Jacqueline: Your homemade food is amazing babe!! Jacqueline: I will order more meals for next week :) Kaylee: Thank you darling :) Jacqueline: How are you managing to prepare so many meals each week? Kaylee: I'm not doing it alone, I'm doing it together with another girl from the gym 😉 Jacqueline: Ah! Amazing! K...
Jacqueline will order more meals from Kaylee next week. Kaylee and another girl from the gym prepare the meals together. Kaylee will send Jacqueline the menu for the next week tomorrow.
#Person1#: I heard you had rented an apartment of three bedrooms. Are you going to share it with anyone? #Person2#: Yes. My friends David and Henry will share the apartment with me. The rent is 900 dollars a month. I cannot afford it if I live there alone. #Person1#: When will you move in? #Person2#: This Thursday. #Pe...
#Person2# rented an apartment and will share it with #Person2#'s friends. #Person2# will move in this Thursday but hasn't finished packing.
SweetyMalongo: hi lover Nigel: As far as I remember, I don't know you. Why are you contacting me? SweetyMalongo: u marrid? Nigel: Yes I am. Married to an angel from heaven. SweetyMalongo: okk. bye.
SweetyMalongo asked Nigel if he is married. Nigel replied that he is, to an angel, after which SweetyMalongo left.
Audrey: Hello. Joe: Hey. Joe: How are you doing? Audrey: I'm fine. WBU? Joe: I'm good. Audrey: Do you remember that next week Monday is my birthday? Joe: I would never forget at any one time Joe: What do you want as your birthday present? Audrey: I would appreciate anything you bought me. Audrey: Besides we h...
It's Audrey's birthday next Monday so Joe is going to buy something for her. Today they're going to meet at 8 pm.
Larry: Andy, you're an old bastard XD Andy: Hah, what did I do this time? Larry: Why didn't you tell me you're getting married? XD Andy: Dunno, had too much to do recently XD
Andy didn't tell Larry he was getting married because he was busy.
Hillary: Hey, girls! U remembered to pick up ur dresses, right? Jess: Sure did :) Lona: Not entirely. Hillary: Lona, y? Lona: Well, I went to the shop, but the dress wasn't there. Morgan: Had a similar problem. Mine was there, but the size was not right. Hillary: R u both joking?! Lona: No. Wouldn't dare. Morga...
Jess picked up her dress. Morgan and Lona weren't available. Hillary called the dress shop. Lona and Morgan will have to pick up their dresses on the other side of town.
a squire still keeping everything sharp: I'm sorry ma'am. It seems I was confused. I thought you were a sister like a nun and were dedicated to the church? Yes I practice all waking hours when I am not working sister: I mainly cook and take care of my family as I am the oldest. But i feel too restricted! a squire still...
a squire is practicing with weapons to become a knight. sister is a housewife.
#Person1#: Sorry to bother you sir, but I have some bad news. #Person2#: What is it? #Person1#: Well, the stock market just took a huge plunge and we'Ve lost a lot of money! #Person2#: What do you mean? What happened? #Person1#: There are many factors that weigh in, but NASDAQ is down 200 points, the DOW JONES indicato...
#Person1# tells #Person2# that the stock market took a plunge and their portfolio is worth half of what it was worth points week ago. #Person2# asks #Person1# to deal with it but not to tell the rest of the stockholders.
#Person1#: Who are we going to play with today? #Person2#: We are playing against Hainan. #Person1#: Oh, the basketball team from No. 1 College? I know they're a tough team. #Person2#: Sure they are. #Person1#: Who's winning? #Person2#: We are, 27 to 26. #Person1#: Really? I thought that they'd been killing us by now. ...
#Person1# and #Person2# are playing basketball against the team of Hainan, and they win.
peasant: Well sir, there isn't much food to go around. I've not had any washing work for months. We cooked Bessie the other day. guard: So do you expect me to go hunting for a game to feed you all? peasant: Well, err. No....but I would greatly appreciate it if you happened upon a deer during your perimeter watch. I cou...
peasant wants the guard to help him find food for his brothers. He will pay him in milk.
traveler: Now, what do you mean that they don't come just to buy or sell... police: As a law enforcer I see alot of crime. And I would say about 20% of the thiefs are merchants steeling to go sell in the next town. traveler: Well, I ain't ever heard of that one before. My group of traveling merchants travel in groups t...
The police sees a lot of crime and about 20% of the thiefs are merchants steeling to go sell in the next town. The police's favorite spice is Sichuan pepper from China.
#Person1#: Did you see the news today? #Person2#: I haven't had a chance to see it. #Person1#: You know about the blackout last night, right? #Person2#: The lights were out everywhere. #Person1#: A bunch of people went looting last night. #Person2#: They what? #Person1#: They took full advantage of the lights being out...
#Person1# tells #Person2# that some people went looting during the blackout last night and are still at large.
mouse: Hello. Do you have any scraps? person: here is some cheese scraps mouse: Thank you kind person! What is your name? person: I go by john do you have a name, I can play song for you if you like mouse: People usually just call me squeak. Sure, that would be nice person: ok, so do you live here or just visting mous...
mouse is a field mouse. He comes to church to look for scraps. John will give him some cheese scraps.
#Person1#: how did your interview go? #Person2#: pretty well. I don't know if I'll get the promotion or not, but I feel good about it. #Person1#: if you get the promotion, what will your new title be? #Person2#: if I get the promotion, I will be a senior engineer instead of an assistant engineer. #Person1#: will yo...
#Person2# tells #Person1# #Person2# feels good about the interview for #Person2#'s promotion. #Person2#'s boss interviewed #Person2#. #Person2# told the boss #Person2#'s an excellent team player and a good boss should value males and females equality. #Person2# thinks the boss is easy-going and people respect her.
#Person1#: I need to exercise more, but I'm bored with my normal workout. What do you think I could try next? #Person2#: I'd say a good choice would be to add swimming to your routine. #Person1#: What about running? #Person2#: At this point, I don't think you're ready for that, your knees are still a little weak. You n...
#Person1#'s bored with #Person1#'s normal workout. #Person2# recommends swimming, and #Person1#'ll take the advice.
Marge: Lately I've been thinking of adopting a cat. Dana: that's wonderful Lauren: Not wanting to be a killjoy but are you sure you're ready for the responsibility? Marge: I've been thinking about it a lot and done some research on the topic and I think I can handle it. Dana: have you already looked for a cat? Mar...
Dana will join Marge at the cat shelter this Friday. Marge wants to adopt Max.
Ron: hey dad :) Kurt: how much do you need son? Ron: I wanted to be nice... 50 dollars Ron: my account is empty, so is my wallet Kurt: It doesn't surprise me. Kurt: money sent, spend wisely Yasmin: come visit us when you can Ron: thanks again dad, love you mum
Kurt sends his son Ron 50 dollars.
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook: Is that a snake I hear... a... a...a....snake... snakes: hisssssss, it's nothing rat, keep chewing. a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook: No! Get away! Away! You cannot catch me. snakes: You are too big and fat to run fast. You will be mine a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook: I hope you...
a rat is chewing on a dropped hymnbook. snakes are following him.
Nina: I was thinking about tonight Max: Hm? Nina: I don't know if we have enough time to do all the things we have listed Max: Yeah but I have no idea what we could skip Nina: My parents? Max: I was supposed to help your dad with the computer Nina: I know but can't that wait for another week or two? Max: We woul...
Nina and Max have loads to be done tonight. Max wants to skip some things from the list. Nina suggests helping her dad another time. Nina and Max are leaving work earlier to go shopping. Then Nina is getting her nails done. Max is helping Dan with his move at 7.
Lydia: Have you seen 13 reasons why? Clara: Yes! It's great Hannah: I'm not a fan Lydia: You think I'll like it? Hannah: You can watch an episode or two and see if it's your thing Clara: I binge watched the whole season Clara: It's super interesting and scary! Clara: All what happened to the poor girl it's just ...
Lydia haven't seen '13 reasons why'. Clara recommends it very much. Hannah didn't like the series, but she found it interesting. Lydia will give '13 reasons why' a chance.
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook: I think he does, he certainly has been good with leaving a couple morsels here and there! organist: Well I wouldn't let you live here. You can find other accommodations much better than here. a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook: Meep. organist: You need to find a better place where you...
a rat chews on a dropped hymnbook and the organist doesn't want him to live in the church.
priest: Hello patron how is your day patron: Very good, your sermons have motivated me to be what I am today priest: I am glad i see you usually come to church patron: Father what do I do about my tithe. The good book says bring the tithe into the store house so that there might be meat in the house priest: You shou...
Patron usually comes to church. He made a lot of money from the tombs. He will offer his tithe to the church.
bird: Yes. I must be careful. The eagles like to eat me. chameleon: I'm just glad you don't want to eat me. We'd make a fine duo. bird: Awh. Your so kind. I protect the butterfly too. Isn't she pretty? chameleon: I love butterfly's the way they flutter around! bird: She is so carefree. I fear one day she might get eate...
chameleon and bird are going to fly down the tree to get food for their babies.
Rob: Hey Joe, are you coming in to work today? Joe: Oh shit, slept in. Rob: hehe Joe: I'll be there in 20 min. Rob: Don't sweat it, I'll cover for you. Hopefully, the boss doesn't come into the warehouse before you come. Joe: Ok, thanks. I can't believe my stupid alarm didn't go off! Rob: No prob, see ya when you...
Joe overslept and will be late for work. Rob is covering for him.