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family: Give me that! Let me see what it says....hmm a messenger: I pray it holds good news for your and your family. family: Oh no...it says that we all have been summoned out of this cottage entryway and to be...summoned to death! Why would you bring me such a message!? a messenger: I was only told to carry the messa...
family has been summoned to death. The messenger is fleet-footed and faster than anyone in the village.
queen: Oh my, I was not aware. Do you believe these bandits could he headed here, especially on a special night such as this? guest: We have our finest knights touring with the Prince, and you have fine knights also, so if the bandits do come they won't get far. However, I do not think they will attack today. queen: Wh...
The guest is afraid of bandits. They harmed no one, but burned down a few houses and the church in the guest's village. The guest is celebrating their new alliance with the queen tonight.
horse: I am stationed at the drawbridge. I am too important to be used for such tasks beneath my station. bird: Well, I'm here just scavenging for whatever food or treasures I can find while trying to hide from the bigger birds. horse: Nothing too dangerous makes it this close to the castle. No one would dare face me...
horse is stationed at the drawbridge. He is too important to be used for such tasks.
wise woman: It is smeared upon the soles of the feet before bed. It's said it works by morning. Do you know of someone who suffers from foul moods? the guy with the key when he lets in the king: I do sometimes. I get so lonely and sad. wise woman: Ah - perhaps this can help you. Also, is this your divining rod? the guy...
The guy with the key when he lets in the king gets lonely and sad. The wise woman offers him a remedy.
knight: The king has sent me here to make sure there is no threat of invasion. Have you seen anyone suspicious? bird: No, not really. However, I do keep an eye out for eagles, for they are a threat to me. However, I'll let you know if I see any funny characters. knight: Thank you, bird bird: You're welcome. Also, liste...
The king has sent a knight to check for any threat of invasion. Bird has found a magic bean in a local coffee shop.
Tim: We're thinking about flying to Iceland this summer Jerry: we? Tim: haha, me and Jim Amanda: I'd love to go to Iceland Amanda: are you telling us this to make us envious or what? Tim: no, we're thinking about forming a group Tim: this would be cheaper - renting a SUV etc Jerry: right, if you want to explore ...
Tim and Jim are planning to visit Iceland in the end of June and are looking for co-travelers to split the cost. Jerry, Amanda, and Marcia are interested. They will plan the trip in the upcoming weeks.
#Person1#: Do you have any questions you want to ask? #Person2#: Yes, I'd like to know if there would be any future opportunities for specific training. #Person1#: If necessary there will be. Any other questions? #Person2#: When will I know your decision? #Person1#: We'll give you our decision in a few days. How can we...
#Person1# tells #Person2# there'll be future opportunities for specific training if necessary and will inform #Person2# of the results soon.
Luis: Hey you, happy Saturday Grace: Hold on, I’ve got to finish washing the dishes Luis: What did you do over the week? Grace: I’ve been busy with my work. Lots of important stuff to do ☹ Luis: You rock, Grace! Grace: Thanks. I’m proud that I’ve wrapped up the project. Lots of stress, sleepless nights, but we mad...
Grace has been busy at work. Luis reckons Grace rocks.
#Person1#: Tom, we are in the restaurant now! #Person2#: May I take your order? #Person1#: I'd like to see the menu, please. #Person2#: OK, here you are. #Person1#: Thanks. I am starving. Tom, what are you getting? #Person2#: I have no idea. First time here. #Person1#: Let me see. . . What's this, shrimp rolls? #Person...
#Person1# and Tom order two bowls of shrimp rolls. There are twenty rolls in a bowl and another bowl is free if there aren't enough rolls.
Aaron: i've just watched the weirdest thing ever :o Maria: what was it about? Aaron: it was about problems of very tall women Aaron: it's called "My Giant Life" or something like that Maria: what was so weird about it...? Aaron: there was one girl who complained, that she's never had a bf Maria: well, it may be h...
Aaron has watched "My Giant Life" series. It was about a tall girl, who's never had a boyfriend and wants to stay a virgin till marriage.
Donna: Hi Ronald, good morning! I have filled the questionnaire already. Ronald: Hi Donna, thanks so much for your hard work! Ronald: I've gone through it yesterday and have some questions. Ronald: What would you say about a very short call at 10.30 AM CET? Donna: It will be 4:30pm my time, could you make it 15 mins e...
Ronald and Donna will have a short phone call at 4.15 p.m. Ronald want to discuss the questionnaire that Donna filled out. Donna will collect a feedback from Jack and send it to Ronald.
old man: I am the wizard who brought the golem to life...Yes, I oversee this place bandit: Golem? Where is the golem? Must I slay it? old man: Not where...who. Golem was the old wicked king! bandit: Ah yes, the wicked king who reduced me to stealing to live. old man: You should blame no one for your choices bandit: I w...
The old wizard brought the golem to life. The golem was the old wicked king. The bandit would rather be practicing his archery, but the king removed him from the army. Once lost, the bandit became a roaming bandit.
#Person1#: When will I get a raise? #Person2#: In three months or so? #Person1#: You said the same thing three months ago. #Person2#: Did I? Well. Anyway, you'll get your raise when the economy starts picking up. #Person1#: You mean I won't get a raise until recession ends? #Person2#: Yes. #Person1#: I got the message....
#Person1#'s quitting because #Person2# tells #Person1# #Person1# can't get a raise until the recession ends.
diplomat: No, sir. I've had guards positioned all day and a watcher in the tower, but there's been no message from them. king: Hmm, we really need the assistance in dealing with the encroaching trolls. diplomat: Understood, sir. Is there any action in particular that you request? king: For now we will continue to wait...
king wants the diplomat to help him with the trolls.
soldiers: I am cold and miss my home. king: I am so sorry once the war is over we shall send all the soldiers home soldiers: My father is a farmer and needs my help. This small village is not a good place for me king. king: You will do has you are told Summarize the dialogue
soldiers miss their home and are cold. They will do as they are told.
Adrian: Im coming to visit in January Steven: Haha nice man what days? Adrian: Probably 13-21 jan Steven: Haha fuck ya man I'm gonna make you drink 3 pitchers on that Tuesday 😂 Adrian: Ya it will be my bday party again hahah Steven: Haha sounds good man, should be a good time Adrian: Does anyone have extra ti...
Adrian is cominf to visit Steven in January. They plan to get drunk. Steven will see adrian for his birthday party on Toonie Tuesday. Steven will wear red plaid.
dog: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you mind if I have some if this food? I'm so hungry ever since I left the castle! bird: You stupid mutt, come back with my bread. I was looking forward to eating that. dog: Come into the gazebo; we can share! bird: Fine, but if you slobber on me I promise, I will poop on you later. dog: I'll cer...
dog and bird are sharing food in the gazebo. The dog is hungry since he left the castle. The bird is angry with the dog for slobbering on him. The dog wants the bird to fly in the castle gardens and gather news.
dog: I have't had the best of luck with them either. My owners put me out because I kept barking at the cat. They took me out into a field and left me there. I had to chew through the rope to get free. I've been on my own ever since. rat: thank you for barking at the cat! looks like you and I are on the same team dog: ...
Rat and dog are against cats. Dog was put out by his owners because he kept barking at the cat. Rat will let dog stay in his den as long as he needs to.
#Person1#: Hello, this is Lucy from ABC Company. Is this Monica? #Person2#: Yes, it is. #Person1#: I am calling to inform you that we have arranged an interview for this accountant position at 2 PM this Thursday afternoon. Please come on time. #Person2#: Ok, thank you. By the way, could you please tell me how I can get...
Lucy from ABC company is calling Monica to arrange an interview for an accountant position and she tells Monica the way to A community.
#Person1#: I was wondering if you could help me to get a library card. #Person2#: Of course, just fill out this form and let me know when you are finished. #Person1#: I'm finished. #Person2#: I will also need your driver's license ; hand me the filled-out form, please. #Person1#: OK, the form is all filled out. #Person...
#Person2# is assisting #Person1# with getting a library card so that #Person1# can enjoy the library.
Yanny: Hi Amelia, just wanted to let you know that the new fan we had installed is fantastic. We haven't had any condensation since the day it has been installed!! Amelia: Oh that is great news, I am so happy for you! How does it work? Yanny: It pushes dry air into the house which dilutes the moisture in the air. Als...
Yanny had an air ciruclation device installed by a specialist and it turns out to be very efficient. Amelia and Sammy also have a problem with moist air at their houses, so Yanny will send them the specialist's details and he will verify if he can help.
merchant: Well, you may want to try asking 'round in the pub on the corner. Some dirty pirate ought ta sell ya something for the right price. fisherman: Say... How much money being a merchant get ya? I always wondered if I picked me the wrong trade, eh? merchant: Well, I been at this 45 years now n I still can't rest e...
merchant has been at his trade for 45 years and finds it not very profitable. He would like to explore the seas but his wife would not like it.
squire: I always am loyal to the king and our men. I can be trusted to do the right thing. monk: I believe you, but I do worry about you all. As calm as I can be, I worry that one day, the darkness may be able to overcome us all... squire: Stay positive monk! We are a strong army and the king will always protect us all...
squire visited monk and reassured him that the king and army will always protect them. monk will meditate more to keep calm during these times.
#Person1#: Would you mind taking your feet off the table, Mike? #Person2#: Not at all. But I've found satisfaction in it! #Person1#: Do you put your feet on your own table? #Person2#: No, I never do that. #Person1#: Why not? #Person2#: I don't want to mark my table, of course. #Person1#: Well, will you please put them ...
#Person1# asks Mike to take his feet off the table.
king: What are you doing in the temple person? person: I'm the chosen one, king. I am blessed by he himself and I come here for him. king: Do you speak the truth? I have been in search for the chosen one! person: I am definitely the chosen one, king. How might I aid you? king: We are going to war soon I need your power...
king is going to war soon and he needs the chosen one's power to win the war. person will serve the king and win the war.
Ronnie: hey, I'm in Tesco and look Ronnie: they've got discount on your dad's favourite coffee Ronnie: <file_photo> Georgia: wow, that is a really good price! Georgia: pls buy 5 packs Georgia: I remember that granny likes this coffee too Ronnie: okie dokie Ronnie: do you want anything else? Georgia: buy some ch...
Ronnie is in Tesco and there's a discount for Georgia's dad's favourite coffee. He will get 5 packs for her, and some chocolate cookies.
Todd: Hi, Sara.. just wondering, did you get my email? Sara: Yes. Sorry, I've been very busy. Sara: Will answer you tomorrow, ok? Todd: Ok. tomorrow is fine;-) Todd: But no later, please.
Sara will answer Todd's email tomorrow.
Earnest: I’m not studying.. Earnest: Can you say something to me? Earnest: So that I can pull in my ears myself and study hard? щ(゚Д゚щ) (屮゚Д゚)屮 Earnest: This is really important exam but I really don't wanna study ( つ Д `) Mariam: Even swearing is okay? Earnest: Of course! Earnest: I need to stand up and study now. Rea...
Earnest has an important exam soon, but he cannot bring himself to study. Mariam convinces him to do so.
Frank: you look amazin' today <3 Macy: <3 Macy: thnx :) Frank: red is your color :) Macy: <file_gif> Frank: :)
Frank likes Macy's red outfit.
#Person1#: Do you know a bus that I can take from Altadena to downtown LA? #Person2#: I believe you can take the 486. #Person1#: Will that bus really take me to LA? #Person2#: It sure will. #Person1#: Is it a very long ride? #Person2#: It's a forty-five minute to an hour ride. #Person1#: Really? #Person2#: It doesn't t...
#Person2# tells #Person1# #Person1# can take the 486 bus from Altadena to downtown LA and it takes around an hour.
Hon. Andrew Scheer (Leader of the Opposition): Mr Chair the Prime Minister is doing everything to avoid being accountable to Canadians He is refusing to table a budget refusing to provide an economic update and refusing to let the House of Commons do its work Will he at least provide the Auditor General with the additi...
The Prime Minister was quizzed on why he wasn't providing the money to allow the Auditor general to conduct audits on the Government's spending. The Prime Minister responded as to having increased the budget of the Auditor General's budget the previous year. The response was deemed unsatisfactory by the questioning par...
Dustin: Hey you Journey: Hey. Sup? Dustin: Not much just bored Journey: hmm ok Dustin: How are you ? Journey: Arranging my notes and other stuff to the university. Dustin: So you are busy Journey: I'm general I'm fine just confused with all my notes since that's a mess Dustin: Ok I'll leave you to it Journey: ...
Dustin wants to have a chat with Journey, but she's busy arranging her notes so he passes.
PhD A: So I mean if your net is going to be outputting a vector of basically of well it s going to have probabilities but let s say that they were ones and zeros then y and you know for each I do not know if you know this for your testing data but if you know for your test data you know what the string of phones is and...
The team thought that doing a cheating experiment, where they try to identify the most important features, would be useful. Even if the results were not as great as they expected them to be, it could still be a valuable addition to their work. They thought that they could normalize the features using a sigmoid and try ...
farmers: Why are you at my home sir? Did you need something? guard: I think I have been taking too long of hours at work. I thought I was home. I must rest farmers: You indeed must be tired. Look at the paintings of my forefathers! Unless they are yours as well. guard: No they are not my forefathers. I am sorry sir. I ...
farmers are going to stoke the fire a bit. Guard will let the kingdom know that farmers will be harvesting their crops soon.
maid: Hey I need a break. The queen is pushing too hard. And if you're going to complain about it I'll just stomp on you spider: Well in that case drink up I guess maid: Haha that's better. The queen would throw a fit if she knew I let you stay here. I hope you've been getting all the bugs out of here spider: Yes ma'am...
maid needs a break from the queen. Spider is doing a great job getting rid of the bugs. Maid wants to get rid of the rats. Spider suggests rat traps.
maid: I don't think you are ugly. We have something in common. I hate the other maids. I like to be mean to them. hound: But I have spoken with some other maids before...they appeared nice maid: I hate them. I have to dust the Queen's furniture and do her laundry. She is so gorgeous and rich. I want to be like her som...
maid hates the other maids. She wants to be like the Queen. Maid is the Queen's favorite. She makes up lies about the other maids to get them in trouble. Maid is scheming to get time alone with the king.
#Person1#: David, where did you get so many old books? #Person2#: Some graduates were selling their used books. They were really cheap so I bought some. #Person1#: But aren't you leaving China in 2 weeks? How can you finish reading so many books? #Person2#: I'll take them back to America. I want to continue to improve ...
David will take the old books he bought to America. He tells #Person1# whether he comes back to China depends on his mother's health.
#Person1#: Tiffany, why are more and more people turning to the Web to find a mate? #Person2#: I think that, as more people use the Internet for both work and pleasure, it makes more sense as a tool to connect with people, and the stigma of meeting someone online is reduced. #Person1#: There are actually special site...
#Person1# asks Tiffany's views on people turning to the Web to find a mate. Tiffany suggests quickly make sure there's a connection in the physical world and gives some safety tips for people pursuing relationships on the Net. Finally, Tiffany shares a successful story.
Edward: coffee? Lucy: yes please. when? Danny: always Edward: now? Lucy: on my way! Danny: coming!
Edward, Lucy and Danny are going to drink coffee.
townsperson: Hello royal sir, how are you doing? noble: Here... help me clean the bench so I can sit townsperson: Of course, one second sir. noble: hey.. I think the villagers are talking behind my back... Do you know what are they talking about? townsperson: No they do not talk about you except to sing your praises. n...
noble wants the townsperson to clean the bench for him. The townsperson will get him some food. The townsperson has a family heirloom given to him by the king.
Lucas: Hi Lucas: Be ready at 4.30 Lucas: My sister will take you to the airport Malin: Really? Wow, thank you so much! Malin: Please send me her number Lucas: <file_other> Malin: I hope it's not a problem for her Lucas: Not at all :) Malin: Thanks again! Lucas: Please text me at boarding :) Malin: OK :*
Lucas' sister will take Malin to the airport at 4:30.
#Person1#: Come in and have some coffee, Anna. The kids have just gone out to the mall to hang out with their friends. #Person2#: I saw a lot of teenagers when Alan and I were there yesterday. #Person1#: They spend hours there, especially on weekends. #Person2#: Speaking of that trip, Alan bought a shirt at a depart...
#Person2# says Alan bought a shirt but the sleeves are too long so #Person2# asks #Person1# to introduce a tailor. #Person1# suggests exchanging at the shop and going together.
Kate: we're at the Guggenheim right now, so it will take a bit Kate: but later we want to go to the Museum of the city of NY Kai: I may join you Terry: me too Kai: what hour do you think you'll be there? Kai: about? Kate: around 2-2.30 Ish: I will not manage to join you, sorry. I'm downtown with some friends an...
Kate is at the Guggenheim Museum now, but will be in the Museum of the City of New York around 2-2:30. Kai may join her. Ish won't. Terry will join them for a coffee after they finish visiting the museum. Terry has already seen the museum.
#Person1#: Have you booked a table, madam? #Person2#: Yes, we've booked one for two. The name is Morrison. #Person1#: Oh, yes, we have the table for you near the group. This way, please. #Person2#: The music group? I can't stand the noisy places. Now where's the menu? #Person1#: It's on the wall, madam, on the blackboa...
#Person2# has booked a table in #Person1#'s restaurant but she is unsatisfied with the table location and the menu.
Jimmy: Hey, guess what? My car's completely kaput! Carrie: What happened? Jimmy: Don't know, either the battery, alternator, engine or a combination of all three Carrie: Where is it now? Jimmy: Yesterday I managed to jump-start it and it was fine, but then Amy took the car and stopped to get something at the store,...
Jimmy's car has broken down, it was fine yesterday, but then Amy couldn't start it. He'll borrow Carrie's Mercedes that she'll drive into the city. He'll drive her back home.
#Person1#: There are many interesting stories about how a baby learns to say its first word. Now Mike, would you like to share your story with us? #Person2#: OK, here's my story, I was about 18 months old I think and I had just started to say my first word. Every time a truck went by, I would shout a word that sounded ...
Mike is sharing his story about how he learns to say his first word when he was a baby.
waiting priest: My child, is stealing the gum the only sin that you need to confess? It sounds like there may be more. churchgoer: Well, I did accidentally kill a spider the other day. waiting priest: well accidents do happen, now lets get back to what happened at the store. You said you had money to make the purchas...
churchgoer stole gum from a store. He will mop the store's floor and apologize to the owner.
Peter: Charles, I really miss you Charles: I miss you too my love Peter: It's very difficult Charles: what is difficult? Peter: everyday life without you Charles: I know, for me as well Peter: Let's talk on Skype tonight Charles: ok!
Peter and Charles miss each other. They are going to talk on Skype tonight.
Hugh: can you recommend a good dentist? Hugh: I have a toothache and need a dentist urgently Andy: Im sorry mate Andy: try ProDent in the centre Andy: Dr Smith, Ive been a few times Hugh: thanks, mate! Wade: Ive heard all dentist in that clinic are good Wade: I need to go for a checkup too, havent been to a dent...
Hugh has a toothache and needs to go to the dentist. Andy and Wade recommend him dentists at ProDent. Hugh will call ProDent today.
Adrian: mardi gras is coming up tomorrow, are you ready? Ciara: No! i havent even bought a costume. wheres a good place? Adrian: Mardi Gras Spot on 2812 Toulouse St. is really good. Ciara: thanks, i'll see what i can pick up. you got everything u need? Adrian: yeah, got my costume a few weeks ago. this is my favori...
Ciara is going to buy her costume for Mardi Gras at a shop called Mardi Gras Spot on Adrian's recommendation.
Rick: Hi darling, you alright? Jodi: Yes, the babies have been hard work today though. I onlý just got them down for a nap! Rick: I think you should limit the number of very young ones, to be honest they are so much work for you! Jodi: Well, I do charge extra for under 1 year olds. We do need the money too! Rick: I...
Jodi is busy around the babies she takes care of. Jodi can't limit the number of babies as she needs the money. Rick is drawing a garden plan for his clients. Jodi and Rick are worried their parents won't be able to retire soon.
economist: Why of course! I vouch my life on the quality of these swords M'Lord. Here take a look, see for yourself the quality of the steel and look at those intricate details on the hilt. king: How much do you need? economist: Ah, right down to business! I admire that about you Sire. There is an initial investment of...
king wants to buy 40 swords from an economist for 10000 gold. The economist will sell them for 1000 per 10 swords in the northern kingdom.
#Person1#: Why are you looking so upset? What's the problem? #Person2#: I have to write a long article and I just can't come up with any ideas. And I have to hand it in tomorrow. #Person1#: That shouldn't be too difficult. Remember those pictures you showed me last week? #Person2#: Sure. I've got them here. #Person1#: ...
#Person2#'s stuck on an article. #Person1# suggests writing about the impressions of the pyramids. #Person2# thinks it's a good idea.
cat: Meeeeow! maid: hello little guy would you like some milk cat: Yeah I definitely would, if you know what I mean. maid: here take the cup of milk cat: Thanks. This is my first milk ever....even my mom gave me water. maid: that is sad but you are welcome here cat: Do you think my stomach will be able to handle it? ma...
cat threw up after drinking milk from maid.
small animals: oh flowers! I love flowers. They tickle my nose, a person: Ahh yes beautiful flowers just for you. Here, let me take this. small animals: What are you going to do with that piece of paper? a person: Ehh.. you know, what people do with useless paper - throw it in the bin! small animals: Are you sure? I p...
small animals love flowers. A person will throw the paper in the bin. The small animals are good at sniffing out treasures.
animal: But I am not complacent. I am wary. Of you, of that woodpecker, of that flower. As you should be of me. butterfly: This is not a land of vigilance, but a land of peace. We have no need of such suspicions. We graze upon nature's bounty and we live in harmony. animal: Is that so? Tell me, then, where is the harm...
animal is wary of the butterfly and suspicious of its behaviour. The butterfly advocates the animal to stay in the land of peace.
Otto: did i tell you? I bought tickets to moscow city ballet hahaha Dustin: hahaha faaaancy xD Otto: well, man needs to pretend to be smart sometimes, right? Dustin: true that, true that ;) who are you going with? Otto: Rachel obviously, it's right before christmas even Dustin: ohhh soo magical, so romantic... <3 ...
Otto bought tickets to Moscow City Ballet. He's taking Rachel. Recently Dustin took Michelle to the opera. He didn't like it. Tonight Otto and Dustin will watch a soccer game.
Mike: I need a bike for the weekend. Martin: What happened to yours? Mike: Nothing. I need one more for my cousin. Jesus: You can take mine. I won't need it. Mike: Thanks Jesus.
Mike needs an additional bike for his cousin for the weekend. Jesus will give him his own bike.
watcher: I will take care of it. I have my ways...... So you are a drunkard? archer: Only since my wife lost her mind. You may remember that bridge that collapsed at Muller's glenn. She was caught under the carriage. Hasn't been the same sense. watcher: A sad tale indeed. Perhaps this will numb your pain, Absinthe. ...
archer's wife lost her mind after the bridge collapsed. He's a drunkard. Watcher offers him Absinthe. Archer will sleep in the tower tonight.
chef: Working in the castle is very demanding but can be rewarding. Have you tried any of the food I have cooked? HAve you liked it? waiter: I haven't had a chance but it looks amazing! The scents and sights! What do you recommend? chef: I recommend you try the roast pig, it has been cooking all day and smells wonder...
chef recommends the waiter to try the roast pig. The waiter will take a piece before service.
the queen: What! I am... I am at a loss for words. The horror! Ah my poor suffering people... Has this been a long occurrence? mourner: The past 7 years. The hunger has been as vast as this forest. the queen: This cannot be borne! I cannot go home and meet my King's eyes. Perhaps... perhaps a change in the rule o...
The queen is shocked by the hunger in her country. The mourner suggests she invites the king for dinner and feed him the moss.
#Person1#: As you know I'Ve been thinking about moving my career in a new direction. I am hoping that you will be able to provide me with a reference to help me jump-start my future. #Person2#: I realize that I'm not in a position to offer you the kind of promotion you deserve I'll gladly do what I can to help. #Person...
#Person1# is leaving #Person1#'s company to move #Person1#'s career in a new direction. #Person2#'s glad to offer any help with that. They express their mixed feeling.
#Person1#: Good morning. May I help you? #Person2#: Yes. I'm looking for an apartment. I'd like two bedrooms. #Person1#: All right. Have a seat, please. Let me ask you a few questions. First of all, may I have your name, please? #Person2#: My name's Donald Eakins. #Person1#: How do you spell your last name, Mr. Eakins....
Mr. Eakins's looking for an apartment with two bedrooms and tells #Person1# his basic information.
usher: hello evil priestess: Hello Usher. Are you ready for the ceremony? usher: I am not in a good state evil priestess: Well, that's not good. Could result in extra screaming during the sacrifice. usher: I will be fine before the ceremony evil priestess: Wonderful, now drink this blood and we can begin. usher: this...
Usher is not in a good state. He will be fine before the ceremony. He has to drink the blood of the Demon Alzugrash.
Karen: Is there a band downtown this weekend? Rick: No idea. I can call if you want. Karen: Sure! See if they have a schedule on their website. Rick: I don't see one but maybe they Tweet it? Karen: Never seen them Tweet at all. Rick: Okay, let me call. Karen: Thanks. Let me know.
Rick will check for Karen if there is a band playing downtown this weekend.
Ali: Can you take out the trash Ali: I forgot this morning Lola: sorry I'm not there Lola: left for work 10 min ago Ali: ok no prob
Ali didn't take out the trash and Lola cannot do it either as she already left for work 10 minutes ago.
Industrial Designer: Those buttons ? And the simple buttons here Marketing: And and the and the control thngs in the middle ? The the the arrows ? Industrial Designer: I y eah that is what I mean User Interface: No the arrows over here Industrial Designer: and here the s simple Project Manager: I think that it is ...
While discussing the button layout, the group found that some of the elements could not be removable on the remote control, so the Industrial Designer proposed to make those elements with titanium and other things with plastic. However, the Marketing did not agree with this because he thought the plastic would not make...
Eva: At the mall shopping with my girls :) Daniel: what are you planning to buy? Eva: shoes, dresses, beauty products :))) Sam: just don't spend too much! Janet: have a nice time! Greg: i hate shopping! x
Eva is at the mall with the girls. They are shopping for shoes, dresses and beauty products.
Linda: Have you read Les Misérables? Betty: Afraid not. Why? Linda: Got to write a paper about for tomorrow. Betty: Sorry. Check the net. You'll find something. Linda: I'll do that. See ya.
Linda has to write a paper about Les Misérables for tomorrow.
lord: Very kind of you to offer, good sir. I thank you for your hospitality! merchant: If I may, your lordship, place your shoes in this bag and near the stove to dry. Just to keep the cottage clean for the Farmer. Should he perchance arrive, I would hate to have him see a wrecked home, milord. lord: Goodness, yes. I...
lord is staying at the merchant's place. The merchant offers him a place to dry his shoes. The lord is going to tell the merchant about his trip up here.
monk: How are you doing, my friend? worshipper: I am doing really well! I love how beautiful this place is. monk: Indeed. How is your faith? worshipper: It is strong father. I am in good spirits. Here i brought you this. monk: What is this here? worshipper: It is my partners recipe for that bread. I saw you liked it. m...
worshipper brought monk a recipe for bread. Monk doesn't eat carbs.
#Person1#: Hey, May, look, Is that the the poster of the movie we saw yesterday? #Person2#: Yes, that's right. That's the poster of the The Witch. #Person1#: May, I really regret watching it with you last night. #Person2#: Did it scare you? #Person1#: Of course not. I just thought the movie was... boring. #Person2...
#Person2# regrets watching the movie with May and admits that it was scary. #Person1# loves science fiction movies, while May likes scary movies.
Project Manager: Excellent So I sent you the agenda it was on the in the project documents I do not know if you got a chance to just have a look at it Anyway it is the meetings going to follow more or less the same structure as last time so we will go round each of you in turn and you can give your presentations on wha...
Firstly, Industrial Designer presented on the remote components including the circuit board, the chip, the kinetic energy, the solar cell, the case shape and the interface. Next, User Interface presented on user interface including the mechanisms to operate and input data, the shape and the size, the buttons and the vo...
chicken: Magic eggs or something I guess. owner: Ha, you are funny. So can you speak human, or can I just understand Chicken's from eating your eggs? chicken: I am completely unsure to be honest with you. owner: Maybe I should take you with me to town next time I go so we can find out. Either way, I am sure I can sell ...
The owner wants to sell the chicken's eggs for double the price if they are magical. The owner will take the chicken to town to find out. The owner needs the chicken to scare away the mean soldiers so that he can plant crops next year.
groundskeepers: Well, we could enlist the aid of a *cough* witch BUT I don't think the King would be too pleased with that. No no. I put it to you we recruit the help of this Italian fellow.. I forget his last name, winchy, guinchy. Regardless! He is amongst the most inventive lads in the land! military commander: No! ...
military commander will go with groundskeepers to seek out an Italian inventor.
zombie: brains ... animal: Kill me... zombie: mmm me no hurt animals animal: Oh my zombie: yes.. I loved animals when I was alive not I am just a rotting piece of flesh maybe if I enter this church I will die a peaceful death animal: Animal take away Zombie's pain zombie: aww thank you so what brings you here animal...
zombie is looking for children to eat. Animal will help him catch one.
Rob: Who’s going to the cinema to see Venom? Sam: I am. Wanna go together? Rob: Yeah, sure! Anyone else? Julie: Count me in! Emma: and me me! Xxx Toby: I wanna go too!
Rob, Sam, Julie, Emma and Toby are going to the cinema to see Venom.
David: Hey did you send me the money? Peter: What money? David: For the gift ... Peter: Ah! Sorry! I forgot! Give me your bank account number, I'll send it right away! David: Ok, thanks!
Peter forgot to send David the money for the gift.
Kate: guys i need a movie to watch @weekend Adam: what you like K? Leo: have you seen the new Marvel movie Adam: Leo, Marvel, girl 2 plus 2 ain't 5 Kate: for once, he's right you know Wanda: it's Xmas season, there's like eleventeen love you forever comedies on Kate: not my kind either I'm afraid Adam: how about...
Kate needs a movie to watch at weekend. Adam will send Kate a link to the old scandinavian thriller.
John: where the fuck are you guys? Arthur: outside the bar, where are you? John: outside the bar too Arthur: that's impossible, you are at Jazz Club right? John: no? shit... i came to Jimmy's lol Arthur: hahaha, well it's not that far, just come here we will wait for you ;)
By accident John went to Jimmy's instead of Jazz Club.
#Person1#: What's going on with you? #Person2#: Nothing. What's going on with you? #Person1#: I'm having a party this Friday. #Person2#: I had no idea. #Person1#: Is that right? #Person2#: I didn't hear anything about it. #Person1#: Can you go? #Person2#: What time? #Person1#: It starts at 8 o'clock. #Person2#: I'll go...
#Person1# invites #Person2# to attend a party starting at 8 this Friday.
Danielle: Did you feed the cat? Dustin: yup, why do you ask? Danielle: You forgot to the other day, just wanted to make sure you had fed it. Dustin: well, i did Danielle: Thanks!
Dustin fed the cat.
her maid: Thank you. Here is your dinner plate. I kept it nice and warm for you. guest: Ahhh, dinner is served! Thank you, good Maid. Here, could you please refill my wine as well? her maid: Here you go. I hope you enjoy. guest: This was a great dinner. I have been met with such hospitality. Can you please let the ...
guest is served dinner. Her maid will let the lady of the house know that the guest is ready to meet with her. The maid will sing soft songs to help the guest fall asleep.
ghost: *stays in the shadows* **whhhooo doooo yyoouuuu thhink you areee, sayyiinngg theres NNOOO such thingss as ghosstttsss** homeless: Maybe I have drank a little too much wine. I thought I saw a ghost. ghost: **BBOOOMMMM** *air gets a sudden violent chill* homeless: *shivers* I didn't think it was supposed to get co...
homeless saw a ghost. The ghost took his ale. The ghost flew off with the ale.
a watchman: You're right, invader. I'm weak. I can barely defined my grounds. You are the third invader today. invader: Get off me! What is wrong with you??? I want everything you have on you! Now give it to me, before I do you in a watchman: Take all I have, take everything. Just leave me alone. I cannot handle this a...
a watchman is weak and can't defend himself against the invaders. the invader wants everything the watchman has. the watchman is afraid of the other watchman.
Amanda: Did you know Kelly got married??? Jessica: Yeah I saw on FB Monica: Really?? Amanda: I had no idea she even had a boyfriend Amanda: She doesn't post anything Amanda: It was one of her wedding guests that posted some pics Amanda: Terry, you know him Monica: Do you know anything about the wedding? Who did ...
Kelly got married.
#Person1#: Here ' s my passport. I'm a visiting scholar. #Person2#: Do you have anything to declare? #Person1#: No, these are all my personal effects. #Person2#: What's in the bag? Would you mind opening the bag? #Person1#: Not at all. I don't know what's dutiable. Do I have to pay duty on things for my own use? #Perso...
#Person2# checks #Person1#'s bag and tells #Person1# there's no need to pay duty on personal belongings.
#Person1#: What forms should I fill out to collect unemployment? #Person2#: You need to fill out a special form to apply for unemployment benefits. #Person1#: Where do I get the application form for unemployment benefits? #Person2#: You can call the Employment Development Office and request a form. #Person1#: What info...
#Person2# tells #Person1# to call the Employment Development Office to request a form, and provide the employer's information and prove the unemployment is not #Person1#'s fault.
Max: beer? Mel: When? Max: 8 at St. Paddys Mel: Sure
Max and Mel will go for a beer to St. Paddys at 8.
Jack: Hi Jez, alright man? Jez: Yeah, cool! How's Uni mate? Jack: Bloody hard work! How's life as a postie these days, met any friendly dogs😄 Jez: Bugger off! 7 postal workers are attacked by dogs every day in the UK, you know! Jack: I didn't ask for dodgy statistics! You working tomorrow? Jez: Nah, lie in, mate...
Jack has a lot of work at Uni and Jack works as a postman, but they found time to meet in Spoons around 8 tomorrow. Jack's sister is dating Ramon, a Spanish guy, so Jez will look for other ladies.
Mel: hi guys, can anybody help me with my computer? Brad: what's wrong? George: I'm nearby, can be at your place in 20min Mel: amazing! thx!
George is going to come to fix Mel's computer in 20 minutes.
priests: We need this faster than that, my friend! Just look at it! What do you see?? carpenter: I see a project that is going to cost around 30 gold pieces and I'll need a down payment of 10 gold pieces. That's what I see. priests: You see the phallus?? carpenter: Oh, I thought you guys just really liked eggplants. Wh...
priests want a carpenter to fix a statue. The statue has a phallus. The carpenter will charge 30 gold pieces and ask for a down payment of 10 gold pieces. He will turn it into a cross.
Roisin: Kate& Leah, I saw you today but you didn't notice me Kate: when? sorry Roisin: in the library Roisin: no problem I was quite far Kate: ok, so not my fault at once Roisin: Kate, nice haircut btw Kate: you like it? Roisin: Very much Kate: I had some doubts Jimmy: where did you get it? Kate: in Laos in December Le...
Roisin saw Kate and Leah in the library. Roisin likes the haircut that Kate got in Laos in December.
#Person1#: Room service, what can I do for you? #Person2#: I have some shirts that need laundering, and I'd like my suit pressed. #Person1#: There is a laundry form as well as a bag in your room. Pls fill it out and the maid will come pick it up. #Person2#: How long will it take to get my clothes back? #Person1#: To pr...
#Person2# asks #Person1# for laundry service and #Person1# says to press the suit only takes 3 hours.
#Person1#: Good morning. Welcome to Time After Time Watches. #Person2#: I'd like to buy a watch. #Person1#: Well, you've come to the right place. What kind of watch are you looking for? #Person2#: Well, I'm not sure. Let's see. How much is this one? #Person1#: Hmm. . . This Rolex? $ 1, 000. #Person2#: Oh. I don't think...
#Person2# would like to buy a watch, and #Person1# recommends some. #Person2# thinks they're expensive.
guest: Hello, I just arrived at this village that I was very lucky to find. I was hoping to restock my food and water before moving forward. What brings you here? soldier: I was conscripted into the army, so I'm here with my squadron. Why have you been traveling? guest: I was told that a friend would be in this area ...
guest has just arrived at the village. He is restocking his food and water. He is looking for his friend. Soldier is conscripted into the army. He is from the fertile valley down south.
#Person1#: Listen, Karen, I need your help. I don't know anyone here yet. #Person2#: I'm glad to help you. What's wrong? #Person1#: My mother-in-law just went into the hospital in L. A. Hank and I will be flying there tonight. #Person2#: I'm sorry to hear it. What's wrong with her? #Person1#: Doctors aren't sure yet. B...
#Person1# and Hank will fly to LA to see her sick mother-in-law but they'll leave Suzy at home so they need a babysitter. #Person1# considers Jill but Jill's too young. Karen could have Suzy in her place but #Person1#'s afraid her kids will get Suzy's cold. Karen recommends Sara who babysits a lot and #Person1#'ll cont...
#Person1#: What's all that screaming about? #Person2#: I just poured some ice water on Amy, while she was in the hot shower, you should have seen her face. #Person1#: You shouldn't tease your sister so much. #Person2#: Aaah it was just a joke mom. #Person1#: You take it too far sometimes Matt, if my brother had been li...
Matt's mom is not satisfied with Matt's jokes about Amy and tells Matt not to take it too far, or it will hurt Amy.
wench: It seems I am safe. mouse: As am I! wench: Were you running from something too? mouse: Oh yes, I thought I saw a cat! wench: I see, I was running from a noble. mouse: What did the noble do? wench: Well he might have offered me money for my services, but then he tried to cross some lines. mouse: How horrid! wench...
mouse and wench are running from something. Wench was running from a noble. Mouse was running from a cat.
Jeff: Hey did you make it to the Polish lesson last night? I came down sick with a severe cold and may miss the next lesson too. Rita: I'm sorry that you are sick! Hope you feel better soon. Yes, I went to the lesson. A lot of people didn't show up actually. Jeff: Did I miss much? Rita: You did, unfortunately, but I...
Jeff missed the Polish lesson last night, because he got sick. Rita will help him to make up the lesson. The next lesson may be rescheduled.