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#3 woke up and was having an accident - "It's pushing, it's pushing!" he was crying because he couldn't stop from wetting his pants. | negative |
Home from Franklin street, I almost jumped over a fire. Someone kicked it before I could. Jenny lost her shoe. | negative |
@johnnybeane hey! you just changed your default. | negative |
Finally gave in and was bored enough to start this thing. I think the 140 is going to be a problem for me tho. its like a myspace status. | negative |
@ellievolia If oooonly we were really so lucky, eh? And awh Definitely too early for work. | negative |
buttload of homework! | negative |
needs another copy of visual studio 2008 | negative |
why to we, the only school in the world, be in this week.My school is silly anyway... look on the bright side. When i'm off, u will be in | negative |
omg i've an economics test. and i dont know all the things i have to know and omg im gonna fail | negative |
@robcthegeek Once upon a time Hundred Islands was the pride of Philippine tourism, but coral/clam/rare fish poaching did it in. Kinda sad | negative |
@Henkuyinepu yeah, apparently i have really bad taste | negative |
@hummiemd I KNOW! I was really surprised since everyone recommends them on youtube. I have to call them tomorrow and figure it all out. | negative |
Waiting at the airport for my ride while I get harassed by 2 men trying to sell me ugly hats.. Why me?! I just want to sleep.. | negative |
i left my IDs at the location and now i can not go out to bars FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK | negative |
@celycarmo i'm sorry I don't understand your last comment | negative |
@OfficialRandL when is the announcement? i stayed up late last night | negative |
@KishoreK this is strange, illegal torrents avlbl everywhere, legal DVD not in stock What do I do now??? | negative |
ITS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY THAT IMISS U | negative |
This trolley has up packed in like sardines! Padre game and they REMOVE a car?! Good call MTS | negative |
@RandomlyNat Jeez, I was just trying to help Haha. | negative |
@SupaMagg that happened to me saturday night. along with my glittery green lighter! | negative |
trying to reduce the number of cigarettes in each day! | negative |
yea it is so quiet around here cuz everyone has to work im bored to death with nobody to talk to | negative |
gotta do my cooking assignment its too hard | negative |
@treesahquiche okay, about the applepears, I've talked to a few people and they've ALL had them before. No one ever told me, never | negative |
@jennifermf I know! I'm a night owl by nature, hahaha Am I a time zone behind you? It's almost 1 here | negative |
@mamasvan lol - nope! but i did have complete #camerafail | negative |
@maxime68 @megelder But! I'm useless if I don't sleep It's not fair! I want all the fun as well!!! | negative |
My Pookie has a UTI. I have to be Nurse Gabbie and get him back to 100%!!! No more sodas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | negative |
@jillianfish tweet something damn it! and hang out with me please? | negative |
@anistorm | negative |
I'm SO behind in video games, and everything for that matter. I'm yesterday's news | negative |
@sleep_til_noon I did, it was the only one left but I got tempted and ate it soon as I got home I had a chocolate velvet & ate d mocha | negative |
Is stressing out because my blackberry keeps flashing a red alert status for no reason!! Its faking me out and I hate it!!! | negative |
http://twitpic.com/2y34e - I wanna wear my Doc Martens out! Haven't worn them since December. | negative |
When to the shoe repair shop and the guy could not find my shoes! So I have to go back and see if he can find them in a couple days. | negative |
@B_Barnett I did not really see that coming | negative |
just woke up from the most vivid, sketchy, not-cool dreams of my life. time to stare at the wall with the lights on. | negative |
it'll take 3 days for my sister to get her passport | negative |
@nicolerichie OH MY YES!! i miss | negative |
Uh oh... I think I am getting sick | negative |
Good GOD they ruined my belly button!!! | negative |
Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Makes me miss Toon Town. | negative |
@akianz renting.. but very cheap renting, and awesome house. We had 3 buying attempts fall through | negative |
running nose + spinning head = not a good combination for a meeting! | negative |
@EazyDoesIt87 NEGATIVE.. you lost my vote of confidence | negative |
Nasty budget due and my iphone is being sent to Apple today. | negative |
@Sofii_Noel that�s bad | negative |
Dammit, episode 3 of Kings won't play for some reason stopped in the middle now won't do anything | negative |
I'm so upset that I missed my chat and quiz online because my free internet has ceased | negative |
can't believe it! I'm in disbelief of it all in a way really. How much can I take from people and always get hurt by others!! | negative |
Car show season has started without me | negative |
my throat is raw. | negative |
@KevChoice I just don't get it. What in a persons mind could even have them on some ish like this??? My prayers are with her fam for real | negative |
@frago I hate you. I didn't need to see that. I need to call my therapist now. | negative |
Twilight didn't come yesterday fingers crossed for today | negative |
@NileLegania glad I was able help you feel better. I hate to see you sick Love you! | negative |
is tireddddddd. want to sleep but i have an assignment to finish and an exam tomorrow to study for | negative |
You know, I was thinking... I need money | negative |
omg..its jst teusday | negative |
@ddlovato @David_Henrie ummmmm i cant find it. | negative |
Just heard that they found Sandra Cantu... She was only 8 yrs old | negative |
@corrosivecandy Ive forgotten how to snoo-snoo I wonder if snoo-snoo and I will ever meet again... | negative |
@AmaNorris wow that last tweet made me seem like a giant sexist...sorry about that | negative |
My bathtub drain is fired: it haz 1 job 2 do, & it iz FAIL. I got all Drano on its ass, & iz STILL NOT DRAINING. I wanna shower, dangit!! | negative |
stuck at home | negative |
@nomadicmatt mine is 1/10 how do you get it up? | negative |
Duckling in famous children's book stolen from Boston's Public Garden - The Boston Globe http://tinyurl.com/dc2htx via @ShareThis OH NO!! | negative |
@Appomattox_News Thank you! However, I hate to be on the same list that includes 2 convicts. | negative |
Heading to Altrincham, again! Out of hours install | negative |
MORNING!!! Good im bloody knackered!!! Work is not for me today HELPPP!!!! xxx | negative |
@jeffreecuntstar I don't have a garage. But you can park in my driveway! | negative |
@lauredhel What happened? | negative |
"On popular music" by T.W.Adorno is probably the most difficult reading ever prescribed, I'm actually struggling to continue | negative |
http://twitpic.com/2y36e - cant see the flowers falling i dont have a camera, just my cellphone | negative |
We've been good. I'm not liking the snow right now, was getting used to the nice Spring-like weather. How about you? | negative |
@brian_armstrong What a pity YouTube is currently blocked in China. I can't see the vids. | negative |
@margaretcho what happened to your show it was the hightlight of my life | negative |
This is the best leather sofa in the world! It's in the office though which means I'm still here working | negative |
Still 3 more days until my Internet gets uncapped | negative |
If he doesn't get better in a few days, he could have something lodged in his belly | negative |
i Love my atekinzz so much. && i soo miss her.. | negative |
I wanna sneak into the zoo and play with the kitties | negative |
@lolitariot oh no hope you're not getting sick too! | negative |
@alejandralei i dont think i can cause its my cousins birthday party | negative |
Our sweet little man just fell asleep while waiting up for daddy and big brother to get home! Poor baby, he missed them so much today! | negative |
the angel is going to miss the athlete this weekend | negative |
trust is hard | negative |
have watched that considering today. yaknow. shawnna tomomorrow;i need my bestfriend | negative |
Grr i want to keep reading but if i do i wont have anything left to read | negative |
atekinzz, where in the world are you?? | negative |
@RumLover No! u supposed to be my date | negative |
pears & Brie, bottle of Cabernet, and "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton"... oh gawwd my life flashed forward to when I'm 40 with my 75 cats | negative |
Crap. I need more dresses too. | negative |
@kaeeeep yeah! i know! it was horrible!!!! ugh. saddening. | negative |
@Brodhe geez ur no fun are you | negative |
I wanna be in a punk rock band again | negative |
@jyesmith That's a lot of angst for a Tuesday afternoon | negative |
I'm very glad Britney isn't crazy anymore! That was one hell of a show! Now I'm sad that it's over. Next up...AP at Cook County! | negative |
has a huuuge headache! omg I feel like crap! | negative |
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