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Unlike "The Adventures of Buckaroo | Unlike "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai", "Manos, the Hands of Fate" and "Gumball 3000", this movie actually has a plot!<br /><br />"Rampage" is about a mad scientist in search for the cure of his wife's illness, and who succeeds with a new serum that makes him become invulnerable to everything but steel. Soon, it se... | Unlike "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai" which seemed like a lot of fun to sit through but was not very good, "Buckaroo Takes Manhattan" is more like watching paint dry in that it is painfully, slow, dull, monotonous and predictable. The film features a rather odd cast that includes Billy Dee Williams (a real live al... | 0.798804 | 0.201196 |
Definitely one of funny man | Definitely one of funny man John Candy's best films, with an absolutely wonderful cast that includes Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Tom Poston, and Caroll O'Connor! The laughs come fast and furious from start to finish as these guys take some of their best roles, in one of the best comedies to come out of the late 70's. An... | Definitely one of funny man Dudley Moore's best performances. It's funnier than all his movies put together.<br /><br />At first, it only made me laugh. But upon further viewing I realized that it also made me cry. I mean...I saw Dudley Moore and Sir John Gielgud (one and the same person, I believe) take turns beating ... | 0.521964 | 0.478036 |
Well, what's to say. THE | Well, what's to say. THE BLOTCH has one thing going for it, a great script with wonderful performances from the cast and a great setting for the movie. This movie is much more then a slasher flick and a satire on the horror genre. It has all the classic slasher elements in it, but it has a message. Some parts were a bi... | Well, what's to say. THE RINGMASTER is not a great movie, but it has one unique thing that most movies don't. That's the idea of a movie being fun in an extreme way. The characters are outrageous. It's about a movie producer who makes a movie that is "so bad, it's great". It's set in the ring of a amateur wrestling cha... | 0.812269 | 0.187731 |
Why is it that when | Why is it that when films and movies are based upon true events they become instant hits? What is it about true events on film that makes them so successful? What is it about real-life stories that makes them so enjoyable to watch? Is it just the fact that everyone can relate with them? Who knows, it is always fun to s... | Why is it that when a director is trying to create drama in a scene full of tension, the music turns up too loud?<br /><br />In this case we have the heroine walking through a forest, while hunting for the fugitive, only for this scene to be followed by the very same thing, only more. A character being pursued after an... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Michael Jackson would have claimed | Michael Jackson would have claimed this, but his tragic departure from this planet is a reminder that this was a movie he made in 1986. The year I was born. I still loved this movie.<br /><br />This is a musical, not a drama, action, or adventure movie. The main plot is Michael being an actor and not his music or singi... | Michael Jackson would have claimed a special kind of distinction as the world's most popular "villain". (The term "cult following" or "love/hate" relationship does not apply here; his fans are the kind that scream in awe during live concert performances and buy every album, videotape, ticket, every item of clothing and... | 0.731054 | 0.268946 |
Bad movie for sure. It's | Bad movie for sure. It's supposed to be a drama, but the dialog, script and acting is just horrible. The only redeeming part is the plot outline and the theme. The movie is about some old guy who is an anti-terrorist expert who was told to resign by higher ups and he still is on his job when the terrorists attack the U... | Bad movie for sure. It's a shame that such a bad movie will make a lot of people hate all anime. The main thing that people will remember is the first 15 secs, which was a good anime styled intro in this crappy, anime versioned movie.<br /><br />The story was quite interesting, but it's not suitable for all the childre... | 0.495613 | 0.504387 |
I remember when THE GOLDEN | I remember when THE GOLDEN EAGLE was originally released. I think it was advertised on TBS back in 1980/81. Anyway, my wife and I got a ticket to the screening and decided not to go--saying that we wanted to watch it at home. WRONG!! We were so stupid. Of course, my wife was not in her right mind and had some really ba... | I remember when THE GOLDEN CHILD came out, a lot of fuss was made about it being a big budget production in Bollywood (it wasn't really). I always thought of it as the worst film ever made in the history of Bollywood.<br /><br />The film begins with the death of one child and the birth of another. The film then focuses... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I will start this off | I will start this off by saying I don't know very much about this show from the first season, and I would be willing to bet that I don't know much more now about the second and third seasons of this show. I did catch the whole first season (and got hooked on it), but I've since started watching Friends and I've yet to ... | I will start this off by saying why i hated everything about this movie. But before i do, i would like to say that I would like to mention that i have seen a lot of bad movies. There is nothing wrong more that one time but the problem is that this movie has that "what is the point??" message you see in most really bad ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I can say without a | I can say without a shadow of a doubt that the best movie experience I've ever had was seeing "The Return" at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival in 2008. No, it wasn't the greatest movie ever, and the directing was weak at best. But for those of us in the audience, most of whom had never seen a movie with th... | I can say without a doubt, that this film could very well be the worst film I have ever seen. It's so bad it doesn't even qualify as a horror flick, which is the genre the film is trying to be a part of. The special effects are awful, the plot is horrid, and the characters are unlikable to say the least, yet I felt com... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I wanted to punch the | I wanted to punch the TV on hearing the title to these awful episodes - 'Who Am I?' and 'The Monster Who Wanted to Lead a normal life'. This episode was a good improvement - only just - as he was in some danger and the effects were very good. Also - why does he not 'have friends?' (As I think they all were his friends)... | I wanted to punch the TV right through the screen. I actually didn't like this show one bit, and my little sister (who's 15), she didn't like it either.<br /><br />From the very first time she tried to tell me the plot, I was like "uh-uh". To this day, that show still scares the ever-loving Hell out of me.<br /><br />I... | 0.722916 | 0.277084 |
First: I bought it at | First: I bought it at Walmart for 50 cents. I could easily have passed it up. I'm a horror movie fan and I was looking for a movie to watch when I got tired of "Bleak House," that is a classic novel, but not classic horror.<br /><br />The first problem is the pacing is way too slow. The story is about a ghost who keeps... | First: I bought it at amazon.co.uk and have never been more disappointed!!! The movie is so long, boring, and awful that I can't believe I've been sitting in front of it for nearly 6h. (Well, but I liked that part where the main character plays with his toys, that is soooo cool). It looks like a series of 50-minute epi... | 0.529805 | 0.470195 |
I am a HUGE Adam | I am a HUGE Adam Sandler fan. I never thought I'd be saying that when I woke up this morning but I believe I do. However, in the past, my opinion of him has been clouded by such movies as 'Happy Feet'. I have yet to like him, but I know I like the man. Even though it's very hard to like him in movies. After my recent m... | I am a HUGE Adam Sandler fan and went to see Click yesterday, very excited. The truth is that I expected to enjoy myself. While it was at times mildly entertaining, I was very disappointed. Let me start by saying that I am a total sucker for a good romantic comedy and I am easily amused so it's really quite an achievem... | 0.509231 | 0.490769 |
Even if you're a huge | Even if you're a huge fan of Japanese monster movies (as I am) even you may not really know about this film. I can't remember, for example, any references to it in Paul Schrader's book Japan, Japan, and I would highly recommend the book (though his focus is clearly on the American-Japanese relation). This is an old mov... | Even if you're a huge Bono super-fan as I am, this is not the best film for his art. I guess he got a little bored about his position and he became a more of a regular rock star. This movie has no concept and no story, so if this is a piece of "art" that you're expecting it to be - well, there's nothing there. It's onl... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
This early Adam Sandler film | This early Adam Sandler film is a low-budget piece of crap. The only reason it's not the lowest of low-budget crap-fests is the fact it's only a half-hour in length. Sandler plays a high school student trying to survive the last day of spring break that is the day he must go back to class. Well, how do you go back to c... | This early Adam Sandler film is a very silly, and not at all funny, movie about a "man of honor". Adam's character is a "hit-man" who is trying to leave the family business. After having sex with Adam's girlfriend's sister, he decides "to get married" to the women at his wedding while doing her a favor and killing off ... | 0.501974 | 0.498026 |
Having decided some time ago | Having decided some time ago that I wanted to go into the business of making movies, I found myself taking some college courses on screenplays and the ins and outs of the industry. When someone brings up the question of who is the best American director, the usual choices I encounter are the likes of Orson Welles or Al... | Having decided some time ago that I needed to make a point of reading something new every month for the rest of the year, I have hit a snag. It has come in the form of one of those books that are advertised on radio and television, especially late at night. I went to the store and bought the book, and immediately took ... | 0.999998 | 0.000002 |
Worst mistake of my life.<br | Worst mistake of my life.<br /><br />At the time...<br /><br />I remember the advertisement of the movie, it was in the TV, I remember the whole scene which was advertised... I remembered that it was the first time I wanted to put on my jacket, walk into the cinema and walk out immediately... It would never happen with... | Worst mistake of my life.<br /><br />I thought after that preview everyone was in on the secret.<br /><br />It looked, at least through the opening credits, like some really good stuff was about to come.<br /><br />It didn't. At all.<br /><br />The 'characters' didn't make a lot of sense.<br /><br />There seemed to be ... | 0.496574 | 0.503426 |
This movie was so bad | This movie was so bad it was hysterical. The acting was awful, the script was awful, the special effects were awful. But it does have a special place in my heart....that place reserved for bad movies that were simply wonderful bad movies. I saw this in the theater when I was 15 and this made my date and I laugh until w... | This movie was so bad it wasn't even funny. The only funny part of the movie was the character playing the guitar and singing. It started out funny, with all of the boys chasing the girl and stuff like that, but when the "bad guys" made their first killing, that was the end of it. Then it becomes this weird western sto... | 0.795045 | 0.204955 |
I saw this movie about | I saw this movie about six or seven times and liked it, although I do admit it was cheesy. But the scenes that I will never forget were when she tried to get the hell out of the house and ended up stabbing the guy. In the sequel when she got stabbed by a bullet and the doctor tried to help her, but the bullet kept comi... | I saw this movie about a month ago, and since then I've been trying to figure out why so few people seemed to like it.<br /><br />It's a "psychological horror" movie that stars the two actors who brought us Nightmare on Elm Street Parts 4-6, Johnny Depp and Yaphet Kotto. Depp plays an ex-cop who has just had some prett... | 0.495601 | 0.504399 |
Shecky, is a god damned | Shecky, is a god damned classic. I think no movies had that kind of humor around the 80's, especially in Israel. It was hilarious, it was heart broken sometimes, the ending was sad, it was all about family and caring and love. Everyone in Israel remembers Shecky at least once in their life, or more... | Shecky, is a god damned funny guy. <br /><br />A lot of movies can bring a laugh but none can bring a laugh like this. Not just another great comedy from the Godfather, I will buy this movie and watch it over and over again. <br /><br />It won't die anytime soon | 0.484867 | 0.515133 |
With Adam Sandler.<br /><br />This | With Adam Sandler.<br /><br />This made-for-TV movie made for me, who was watching it.<br /><br />I've always been impressed with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. And Adam Sandler is the only actor in this movie. He and Jack Leumann (I don't know his name) go back. A lot of my life I've heard how funny Jack and Walter L... | With Adam Sandler.<br /><br />This flick is awful! It has no real plot. It has 21-year-old Kevin Soderberg playing the main role. That role is a 19-year-old at a college. Then this college has 17-year-old teachers and 24-year-old students. Then this high school is supposed to be located in Seattle. Then the cops that a... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
A friend of mine bought | A friend of mine bought this on ebay (and yes, I do like his taste in movies). Needless to say, we were excited as this is a lost treasure. Sadly, a couple of hours later (for us in Australia), I had to call it quits because of an impending deadline for a job - so I just watched the first hour or so.<br /><br />It's di... | A friend of mine bought this movie from a store for 35 cents. I rented it because the first two posters I had seen for it were just OK, not the greatest but nothing horrendous.<br /><br />Oh my gosh!!!!<br /><br />This movie is simply the worst movie I have ever seen. Bad acting, weak script, not funny AT ALL. It is no... | 0.999998 | 0.000002 |
I stole this movie when | I stole this movie when I was ten and it has stayed on my VCR ever since. I love this movie! Even though it's about a little red riding hood who kills people by stabbing them with her teeth, it's still quite funny, but it's disturbing the way she kills people and the blood that comes out of their bodies when she does i... | I stole this movie when my wife bought it, because the title of it sounded kinda funny and I was curious to see if it was the typical American version of a Hong Kong movie. This one turned out to be the reverse: a Hong Kong movie with subtitles and a typical plot line - which is not a bad idea by itself. But, unfortuna... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
This HAS to be the | This HAS to be the worst horror movie I ever saw. The direction is poor to say the least. I found myself laughing at the characters and their reactions. In one scene the girl falls out of a car and is hit by a bus. She looks for her camera, like it's some important thing, while the bus is still going at around 15 miles... | This HAS to be the worst movie I have EVER seen. And that is for a movie that is in my video library, at home. This movie is just a terrible joke, a waste of your money, your time,<br /><br />and your resources.<br /><br />And that is what makes it so terrible; there IS no premise, nor is anything ever really funny.<br... | 0.50346 | 0.49654 |
This movie is by far | This movie is by far the greatest Christmas special ever put on film!! I am still amazed that John Denver and his great cast & crew have not decided to do a DVD release. With the advances in technology these days, I have no doubt that this special could have a whole new look for this generation of fans!! I think in ord... | This movie is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. The only reason I gave this a 1 instead of a 0 was for the acting, as it was not completely horrible. I actually got more enjoyment from the poorly done and pathetic special effects! I have seen a lot of awful low budget/ bad acting movies, but this movie is beyond... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Watching this stinker constitutes cruel | Watching this stinker constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. I know the movie was made to make people money, but that's no excuse for a terrible movie. First off, it is a waste of an incredibly talented cast. It is also a waste of 2 1/2 hours of your precious life. I cannot imagine anyone in the right state of mind ... | Watching this stinker constitutes cruel and inhumane animal testing, because one does to himself what he cannot tolerate being done to anyone else. This movie is a blatant effort to shock the audience into reacting without thinking through what is shown. This technique usually creates a more intense response and a long... | 0.496527 | 0.503473 |
I picked up this movie | I picked up this movie on DVD a while ago, and watched my local copy of it last night. I enjoyed my second viewing of this film, although the movie has some significant flaws.<br /><br />First, the acting: I think they could have found better actresses for their roles. There was very little feeling conveyed on the char... | I picked up this movie because I loved the first movie. When someone tells me I "just don't get him", I don't really know if his a compliment or not because I can't imagine not getting him. I thought most of the jokes were pretty good and the movie was better than I thought going into it. But like most sequels and spoo... | 0.996049 | 0.003951 |
This is definitely the worst | This is definitely the worst version of King Lear, if not the only to be shot on film in more than one hundred years. It was filmed in California in the winter of 1979, and it looks as if it were made by a group of theater students, taking their first steps in front of the lens. The actors are not only miscast, but the... | This is definitely the worst Dukes movie ever made. There is not one of the 7 stars in this movie that are able to do what they are supposed to do here. Some may remember that they were all bad actors in the original show, but it was done at the time. The special FX are horrid (if you can call them that). The action is... | 0.499515 | 0.500485 |
If you've ever seen this | If you've ever seen this show, then you would know it is an awesome series. Its a drama about 7 people who are struggling to get an apartment. They live together the same person is the landlord of the apartment. So they have to pay the landlord to live there. They all get along until they have to do a reality TV show o... | If you've ever seen this movie even once in your entire life, it'll take a lifetime to get it out of your memory. I'm not sure which is the worst part of the movie; the lack of any plot in the story (it's almost nonexistent), or the acting in it (it's almost unbearable). In any case, this movie is definitely among the ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I just finished watching Going | I just finished watching Going Down and it's absolutely one of my favorite movies. I had been dying to watch it for years because a few of my friends own the movie and constantly joke about how much I want to see it. When I finally got to watch it, I was absolutely blown away by the performances of the actors and the b... | I just finished watching Going In Style. That should tell you all you need to know.<br /><br />It started the story that the writer obviously wanted to go through with. He set up a solid plan to move into uncharted territory. Instead, they took those characters and threw them into two or three bad jokes, which were unf... | 1 | 0 |
I had never heard of | I had never heard of this movie. I remember watching it way back in the 60's on early TV. I still remember the first episode or episode 1...and that memory and scene has stuck with me all these years. And I remember loving it.<br /><br />I've thought about it and seen countless science fiction and similar movies and ne... | I had never heard of Fritzi before. This movie was the first I had. After this movie, I would love to see more about her and all her troubles. You should make it a regular thing! I've become quite the little fan! The movie shows the troubled lives of people just like you and I. It's good to remember when we were childr... | 0.501459 | 0.498541 |
Hello. I am Paul Raddick, | Hello. I am Paul Raddick, a 34 year old and as of right now, unemployed man. This past summer an opportunity came my way to work for the U.S Department of Housing and Urban Development. This opportunity was in San Diego California, and there for almost 4 months, I have spent my valuable time building homes.<br /><br />... | Hello. I am Paul Raddick, owner of this film. We shot it in our spare time in 2004, and edited it in 2005. My partner was the original screenwriter and director, and I was his cameraman. The budget was about $800, and we only set up one day each to shoot some scenes. The movie ended up being about four hours. I think t... | 0.909985 | 0.090015 |
Mere thoughts of "Going Overboard" | Mere thoughts of "Going Overboard" (1972) conjure up bad memories. I watched this flick not once, but twice in a movie theater when it was released (in December of 1972), and it still sent shivers down my spine.<br /><br />"Going Overboard" came on the scene during a time when sleazebags like Russ Meyer, and Roger Corm... | Mere thoughts of "Going Overboard" make my skin crawl. But it seems that there are always one or two movies that you feel compelled to watch, even if you know you're in for a horrible time. For some reason, I thought I'd give the movie "Going Overboard" a try, having recently watched and enjoyed something else by this ... | 0.89313 | 0.10687 |
...okay, maybe not all of | ...okay, maybe not all of them but most of them. I've seen this one a few times and the first time I saw it I didn't laugh all that much. Sure the story isn't great and the acting isn't amazing either (with the exception of Jack Black). But I suppose that's just me. I can't remember all the movie as I didn't enjoy it a... | ...okay, maybe not all of these people. But every time I see their names on a soundtrack I cringe to know that they've added to my debt. At least, on the other hand, I've never paid anyone because of them. All of them except Paul Buckmaster, which was a good, well-paid, well-placed choice for a British action flick. If... | 0.76031 | 0.23969 |
Unwatchable. You can't even make | Unwatchable. You can't even make it through the intro. The plot summary is so long that I won't read it here. I think that's probably one of the first signs of the movie's impending "unwatchableness". The camera work is awful, the acting "talent" leaves a lot to be desired. I would suggest seeing this movie simply for ... | Unwatchable. You can't even make it to the ending. I felt no connection with anyone in this story. I felt no empathy. I felt nothing but boredom at every step. It's so rare that I end up walking away from a movie, but this is the first one that came and went. Don't even try to watch this one- save your time. | 0.507304 | 0.492696 |
I'm glad that I saw | I'm glad that I saw this film at the AFI Dallas film festival because I would like to get an opportunity to own this movie. It is a fine work of writing and direction. The script is so layered that you have to revisit the whole movie to understand all it's nuances. My main qualm with the movie is the casting with Jason... | I'm glad that I saw this movie the other night.<br /><br />I've learned something quite fascinating from this movie. I thought that the first movie, `The Ring' (1998) had been the `original' version of the `Ringu-Tsui O' series of movies. I was quite wrong. Not only is Tsui Hark responsible for the first entry in the s... | 0.528764 | 0.471236 |
This movie portrays Ruth as | This movie portrays Ruth as one of the most despicable women to ever act. She is absolutely pitiful. Although, I agree with the comment that the cinematography was rather fine; the acting is very poor.<br /><br />She is one of those women that I loathe. She is not a warm, loving wife that is only interested in her husb... | This movie portrays Ruth as just an evil witch who wants to get close to her brother to seduce him.<br /><br />Ruth is such a great character in the novel. In the novel, she has a lot of emotional pain from her upbringing and her marriage.<br /><br />In the novel, George tries to kill Ruth in order to keep her crazy. T... | 0.245078 | 0.754922 |
It's impossible for me to | It's impossible for me to describe this movie in words. It's not like any other movie you'll ever see. The best way to describe it would be the old saying. "You'll know it when you see it" This movie is unlike any other musical. The music was amazing. The sets and costumes were amazing. The story is one of the best of ... | It's impossible for me to sit here and critique this film...<br /><br />It's such a beautiful, magical, and entertaining film...<br /><br />And it's a shame some of the posters on this board didn't find it so<br /><br />The music is incredible. It's not something we've heard before from a<br /><br />Disney film (which ... | 0.500487 | 0.499513 |
I really wanted to like | I really wanted to like this film. I had heard nothing but good about it and I bought the DVD, but I was in for a long, tortuous, and rather unpleasant experience.<br /><br />The pacing was absolutely agonizing, moving about as slowly as a snail with a concussion, and the dialogue is wooden, wooden, WOODEN! There is no... | I really wanted to like this movie and I actually liked it for the first hour. The acting and the way the story was told was good but it all fell apart for me towards the end and I lost interest. I was waiting for a big twist in the story but it was never revealed. I don't want to ruin anything because I don't want to ... | 0.494628 | 0.505372 |
This is the worst documentary | This is the worst documentary film I've ever had an opportunity to see. There are a number of films concerning the plight of the homeless that have appeared on the big screen and on Television (examples: "Hoosiers", "A Christmas Story", "Hoover", "St. Elmo's Fire", "Hoover Dam", "Hoosiers", "Hoover's Last Raid", etc. N... | This is the worst documentary I have seen in my life! I love documentaries so much, especially, those that show us what's really going on. This movie just keeps you confused for hours. Nothing seems to make much sense even after I've watched it over and over, and I thought it was supposed to be explaining to us some ki... | 0.534129 | 0.465871 |
Robert Taylor definitely showed himself | Robert Taylor definitely showed himself to be a much more talented actor than he was given credit for. This film is an excellent example of Taylor's real acting abilities.<br /><br />He does a good job of giving a believable performance as the hardened, world-weary man who has taken to living off of other people. The s... | Robert Taylor definitely showed himself to be a fine actor in this film, as he plays a police detective with the ability to get to the heart of the matter through his powers of observation and inference. The only problem is that the film is so bad, it makes Taylor look pretty bad. The story is so ludicrous that it is n... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
This was the third remake | This was the third remake I watched (all made in 1930-31) of Edgar Allen Poe's short story "The Black Cat" and I've seen quite a few of those. I really like "The Pit and the Pendulum" and thought it was a good remake of Poe's "Masque of the Red Death". I thought both used a few of the elements in their plots that shoul... | This was the third remake of H.G. Welles classic novel. In the first Robert Wise was a director, in the 2nd George Pal was a director, now Stephen Hopkins tries to steal the show. But it is a pointless and meaningless remake. This is exactly why remakes are not wanted. Hopkins does nothing original here and just spoils... | 0.909745 | 0.090255 |
Daraar got off to a | Daraar got off to a great start, I loved most of the film, except for the very end. The ending was kind of hokey. But I still thought it was a fine watch. The film had it's problems, the plot holes were huge, but it gave a good portrayal of the life of a Mumbai prostitute. The film was shot mainly on location and that ... | Daraar got off to a real bad start for me. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when the director had a man and woman dancing around, in the background, as the actor says the word "daraar". It's not that I'm not big on sensuality, as long as it's tastefully implied or in full view. But, to have a couple in the backgro... | 1 | 0 |
For the record, this film | For the record, this film starts promisingly. The director successfully manages to create a genuine, albeit dark tone and there is definitely plenty of scope to be excited about, from its premise to its excellent cast (I've never been more excited about Kevin Pollack's performance in anything he's ever done). Unfortuna... | For the record, this film has a very poor plot and the idea of the film is poor and very clichéd. The movie relies on special effects and not human emotion or fear to scare the viewer. There are moments when you simply cant make out whats going on and this is a film that just cant get any better. For the record, I have... | 0.5 | 0.5 |
Despite the high ratings given | Despite the high ratings given to this movie by IMDb users, I have to admit that I found it to be not very funny in the least - and as a comedy, that was my initial misgiving. However, I did enjoy it for what it did: a very moving story and a very beautiful way of showing how the love of one's family can be a solace an... | Despite the high ratings given by other IMDb users, I cannot believe that this movie is anything but a dud. The movie starts with a very long prologue involving a very large animal, which makes no sense at all. The story really kicks off with the invasion of earth by a group of men who are looking for some type of rare... | 1 | 0 |
I got this movie because | I got this movie because I think my kids will enjoy it. But they were really bored. I think too much is going on too fast, and many of the things are too strange for the kids to understand. I have 4 kids, but only enjoyed it with my oldest, oldest is 17, and I guess this movie was too simple for all of my older kids to... | I got this movie because a) I've seen Van Damme and Lai in a lot of movies, and b) they star opposite Jason ScottLee in a couple things. That being said, this is the worst movie I've seen in a long time. I'd never cry over a movie, but I nearly did with this turd. This is really a poor, cheap, stupid, and even boring m... | 0.568464 | 0.431536 |
SHALLOW GRAVE begins with either | SHALLOW GRAVE begins with either a horrible accident or a hit-and-run, depending on your point of view. In a supermarket, a white van pulls up, and a bunch of teenagers leave it without thinking much of it. Then, a few minutes later, a body drops like a stone into the parking lot and when the kids discover the corpse, ... | SHALLOW GRAVE begins with either a pre- or post- credit titles, featuring a montage of horror film memorabilia. After that, no big names in horror pop up and instead the film plods along trying to make it a cult classic.<br /><br />Two girls are heading for a friend's house party, on their way they are held up and get ... | 0.921288 | 0.078712 |
This movie is basically about | This movie is basically about two groups of people who had to work together, in order to make an expedition of the north pole.<br /><br />This movie is great because it's about the adventure itself, and the difficulties that arise in the expedition - as opposed to "The Last Wave", which is about the people involved. On... | This movie is basically about a bunch of criminals trying to steal a diamond they get the chance of from a museum. For some reason these criminals were told that the diamond was an ordinary one, while the movie is all about the mystery of the diamond. This movie is a mess, it has a totally bad script, and a really bad ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I saw this by chance | I saw this by chance on TV a few months ago and had to get it. It is good and bad. Good because, as good as it is as a film it is a terrible film to get caught up in life and relationships. Bad because, the film leaves you quite unsatisfied in some ways. Just because it leaves you wondering about all the different path... | I saw this by chance on late late night TV. I thought it looked sort of interesting, the cast seemed to be decent. When at the end of this movie the main character kills herself I was just like, what? <br /><br />Then as the movie started I realized...this isn't a drama per se. It's a horror film! Well, if that's the c... | 0.968175 | 0.031825 |
Film version of Sandra Bernhard's | Film version of Sandra Bernhard's one-woman show. It's about as funny as I have seen in years, but I have seen it many times because it is so funny. Sandra seems to have come a long way since the days of Meat Loaf but this film is truly well worth all your money. I only wish I could see more of it but I guess it's too ... | Film version of Sandra Bernhard's one woman show is a huge turkey. Bernhard's "act" is more tedious than unfunny. When it IS unfunny, it IS unfunny, but this time that's not enough. I'd heard of this film ages (and movies) ago but didn't pay attention, but having seen it, I'm shocked it still gets "4" votes now... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Killer Tomatoes movies have this | Killer Tomatoes movies have this cult status, but that's mainly because they're so bad. They contain many cheesy moments and gags that seem so forced, but I loved watching it and it was one of those movies I just had to see a few times. I think that by watching those movies over and over again, its cult appeal increase... | Killer Tomatoes movies have this particular sense of fun about them. At times they are completely hilarious and you will be having a good laugh, at others they will be slightly ridiculous (like the original 3, but then we all know we shouldn't have liked those anyway!) The third instalment of the Killer Tomatoes movies... | 0.590304 | 0.409696 |
What made the original Killer | What made the original Killer Tomatoes quite enjoyable was the fact that the absurdity of the script made it almost believable. This one tries to make itself more believable by having an actual story, but that doesn't work. Why? Because the absurdity of the action scenes is almost non-existent. One of the killer tomato... | What made the original Killer Tomatoes so good, so much fun, so interesting and enjoyable, was the utter and complete lack of any sense.<br /><br />Sure it might have seemed like a stupid concept, a series of cheesy looking tomatoes with machetes running around chasing children. What the hell was that? Well, we'll neve... | 0.562623 | 0.437377 |
There was nothing of value | There was nothing of value in this film. Not only did it fail to provide a true depiction of the facts, it was also a blatant effort to portray police as criminals and the black man as a hero. The story lacked credibility, the police did not act as if they were police. The acting was abysmal, the music was annoying and... | There was nothing of value that you could say about this movie. It was a bad movie. I was bored silly watching it, and I have to admit, the only good part of it was the sex. And only once!<br /><br />I'm not sure how it got up to 6.0, but it is possible that some of those rating a bit above the middle were people getti... | 0.493639 | 0.506361 |
As an Altman fan, I'd | As an Altman fan, I'd have hoped something of merit would come from him in his late career but in this case nothing worked for me.<br /><br />There's something about his films from the 80s and into the noughties that seems lacking in originality. Some of the scenes appear completely unnecessary and are only there to fi... | As an Altman fan, I'd thought this film would be great fun, and I still liked it. But it certainly wasn't anything new for Mr. Altman, who's always come up with something quite unique. While this is no exception, the story here is not at all novel and the characters are all too predictable and conventional. It feels li... | 0.491661 | 0.508339 |
What an insult to Olivia | What an insult to Olivia D'Abo that she had to be dubbed on the film's "special features"! I assume the producers assumed that she was "too big" to be identified with a character who has to use a wheelchair. The actress who played the character, Lisa Marie, was fine with this.<br /><br />The film was really excellent a... | What an insult to Olivia Hussey, who gave a great performance in this film...and also a great performance in Romeo and Juliet. The film seems to have had its eye set on becoming a musical version of Romeo and Juliet as well and I wonder if Olivia rejected the part before they decided on this direction? The film just do... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
It's not really about gymnastics; | It's not really about gymnastics; it's a girl's journey towards growing up and becoming independent. I love the scene where she finds out about the Olympic gymnastics trials but can't go; she's heart-broken, and says "It's the first time I've ever felt so unhappy...I feel like crying. I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna cr... | It's not really about gymnastics; well, at least not for long.<br /><br />The bulk of the movie is set in a school where the main character, played by Jessica Simpson, is a teacher (of the students). After being fired (and beaten to a pulp) by the headmaster, she finds out that she's pregnant and needs a place to stay.... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I only today, picked this | I only today, picked this DVD up at a flea market, and started to watch it.<br /><br />I didn´t even know the first time, when I rented it, who any of these people where. So the first film was "Kommunistar" (Kommunistas in English for anybody who wants to read my comment in English) and the guy who "translated" it (as ... | I only today, picked this DVD up from blockbuster because I found it in the $1 bin when I had the time to take a look around. I figured that an old 80's movie starring Michael Jackson couldn't be that bad and I was wrong.<br /><br />The plot is about a man with some weird virus that makes his blood turn into an acid li... | 0.825307 | 0.174693 |
to movie,this movie felt like | to movie,this movie felt like the best movie I have ever seen. Not that I have seen a lot, I have seen about 10. Movies, this movie, however, is a diamond with tons of stars.It starts out with a guy getting a job for 2 years. I thought i would never see him again because I was so upset to hear how he got the 2 year job... | to movie,this movie felt like watching a good old fashioned 80's slasher film.i have not seen a lot of those so i am probably wrong.it did feel like that to me.it seems kind of like they are trying to make it more modern with the whole computer generated scenes but it still left a bad taste in my mouth.but what else co... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
What was an exciting and | What was an exciting and suspenseful drama at the time it first aired and was a huge audience favorite is now one of the most trite, predictable and hackneyed series and films on the Sci-Fi Channel. The first episode aired in 2002 (I believe).<br /><br />Although I am not one of those people who need anything to be tot... | What was an exciting and interesting game show during in the hey-day of CBS's game show domination in the 1950's suddenly took a dive in the mid-1950's and became a vehicle for the exploitation of the human side of the game show participant. "He's Got Enough Nuthin'" was the original (and best!) name of the game show. ... | 0.417779 | 0.582221 |
Awful, simply awful. It proves | Awful, simply awful. It proves my theory that the first five minutes of a movie are the most important. This one blows with a bang, starting with a series of random shots of random people playing games. Some have to be on dope as the director is so obviously out-of-his-mind.<br /><br />Then you get to the real junk - a... | Awful, simply awful. It proves that I've been spending far too much time in the last few weeks on other films that are actually good. This is one of the most painfully boring films I've had the misfortune to watch.<br /><br />Yes, I know, I rented it, but for the time I put up with the awfulness of this movie, I felt c... | 0.502386 | 0.497614 |
God, I was bored out | God, I was bored out of my mind. This was the worst movie I have seen this year. I had no idea what was going on until the very end. I don't hate the acting and such by Kiera Knightley and Jason Priestley because the movie they were in was just too darn bad. Why this gets 7.5+ votes from IMDb? It was just awful. The st... | God, I was bored out of my head as I listened to Ben Kingsley wax philosophical on how he hated the idea of having a part of a movie named the "dreadful dinner scene." I mean, the dinner IS the worst part of the movie (and you don't have to tell me a thing). But, of course, Ben knows all about this because after all, h... | 0.206232 | 0.793768 |
Wow, here it finally is; | Wow, here it finally is; the ultimate sci-fi movie!<br /><br />I can't believe my luck, we (in Holland) got to go to the cinema last night and watching this.<br /><br />I must say, the first half hour I almost did fall asleep. (After all, it contains a lot of sequences where we're looking in a void. But in stead of bei... | Wow, here it finally is; a movie that puts the kibosh on the whole 80s genre of B-grade movies with stupid sub-plots. I have to admit, I thought the first 30 minutes or so were boring, but then the movie started to pick up pace with the best of them, and the ending is superb. I'd say this movie is one of those films th... | 0.497082 | 0.502918 |
I'm trying to picture the | I'm trying to picture the pitch "We think it would be great if children could kill each other, torture each other and watch their friends being murdered in horror movies" and the response being "That's a great idea!" And I'm trying to picture it all over again when the film was actually released. I just can't picture t... | I'm trying to picture the people behind this one in a meeting. The guys who wrote the pitch were probably like, "What would happen if The Matrix got out of balance?" The directors added, "What happened if Arnie and Bruce got into a tussle like this?" The producers had to nod in approval, it sounded fun.<br /><br />What... | 0.869704 | 0.130296 |
Lillian Hellman's play, adapted by | Lillian Hellman's play, adapted by David Mamet, is a little short on logic, but makes excellent sense for those viewers who understand what a thriller is about: thrills. One of the best things about the film is the performance by Glenn Close as the femme fatale, as she is the one and the only, in most cases, in a film ... | Lillian Hellman's play, adapted by her writing partner Dashiell Hammett and directed by George Cukor (later of "To Kill a Mockingbird" fame), concerns the struggle to get a refugee, the mysterious Mr. Mendenhall, to join up with the American underground while a Gestapo agent keeps tabs on them. Lillian Gish is a charmi... | 0.571283 | 0.428717 |
The characters are cliched and | The characters are cliched and rather flat, the plot is predictable and the dialog is dull. But it's interesting because it's quite rare to see that type of film with German actors playing in Japan.<br /><br />This doesn't make it a good film, unfortunately, as you've got plenty of more interesting stuff to see and do ... | The characters are cliched and weak - you can tell what happens next long before it actually happens.<br /><br />This film did not do anything good for the vampire genre.<br /><br />The vampire is the ultimate one man - she controls life and death within her family.<br /><br />You get to see a few of her many tricks - ... | 0.546279 | 0.453721 |
It as absolutely incredible to | It as absolutely incredible to me how many reviewers, supposedly "critically thinking" people have given this flick a 10 out of 10 or higher. To say that this is a good movie is ridiculous, especially seeing as the only way to possibly rate it that highly would be based on sheer objectivism, where the viewer would disr... | It as absolutely incredible to me that someone took this garbage and said this is supposed to be art. This kind of art has NO place in the world... I find it appalling that the artist(s) was or are even acknowledged. The idea is abysmal and the concept not even worth considering. How can something that is so repulsive ... | 0.999968 | 0.000032 |
There seems to be little | There seems to be little consensus about this series among genre fans. Some love it. Others hate it. It's a bit puzzling to me why, because I think it is a solid sci-fi series. The first episode in 1951, The Day The Earth Stood Still, took the sci-fi genre to an entirely new level. It was not only the first sci-fi film... | There seems to be little criticism out there of a movie titled "Rage: A Love Story" and I don't think I can blame that on a lack of intelligence on the part of reviewers since I'm pretty sure the first line in the movie is as follows: (insert stock footage of a mass shooting here). And there's worse: this isn't even a ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
The sign of a classic | The sign of a classic is one which you can watch countless times and find enjoyment every time. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, despite being over two decades old, still works for me on that basis. <br /><br />The best way I can describe Buckaroo Banzai is a martial arts-film-meets-a-game-show-meets-a-future-action-... | The sign of a classic is that there are many different versions of that story. I'm not sure any version of the story is better, or worth more than the others. I can remember seeing the Disney one during the Christmas season (not being the best movie you'll ever see) when I was little, and it still brings a smile to my ... | 0.53705 | 0.46295 |
When I was younger I | When I was younger I watched the movie many times. One day we went to the grocery store as a family and my whole sister and me talked for hours about the movie and the characters. Now we all watch the movie and argue about which character is the best. We don't really watch TV, we only have about 3 channels to choose fr... | When I was younger I used to watch this show on Saturday afternoons. I remember the character of "Scooter" as being "cool", the only one that dressed like a rockstar, while at the same time, he could be very helpful. Also I remember "Wafflehead" and "Rudolph Wackytooth" being his cool friends. The one thing I will alwa... | 0.999991 | 0.000009 |
I cannot believe how popular | I cannot believe how popular these movies are, and how good they seem to be getting by some reviewers.<br /><br />I did not find the first movie, Starship Troopers, to be that great of a movie. It was not worth seeing. However I can see that some people really liked it. In this sequel, though, I am beginning to think t... | I cannot believe how popular this show seemed in the 70's and it was an absolute stinker. It's a shame really because they did have one good cast though as their 7 other guests, it seemed, were all the usual cliché type of people.<br /><br />Why would you like being trapped with the same people in the same house for a ... | 0.50043 | 0.49957 |
Im watching it now on | Im watching it now on freeview, why, thats the question and why it was turned off. Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, terrible script, terrible direction, terrible everything, except for the opening music 'Dance with me', which would be quite appropriate if someone could be bothered to perform it. I didn't actually ex... | Im watching it now on TV... and I never knew, that there would ever be a movie, which can put u to sleep so quickly, as this one. The best way to watch it is, you should just sit, relax your brain and watch your TV (well - thats what i did, and I was even not asleep, but just relaxed... I think the acting is awful, the... | 0.501468 | 0.498532 |
Having seen the first ten | Having seen the first ten minutes of the film, I knew at once that I was seeing one of the best Japanese horror films ever, a worthy heir to the great horror directors Murnau, Kobal, Kurosawa (who actually starred in this film as a monk) and Hideo Nakata. The first five minutes are a perfect example of what makes good ... | Having seen the first ten seasons of the series, the question I have to ask is what the point was of making the series? It seems the makers of this series didn't know how to do a drama series and so decided to just have a cast of one hundred characters with no cohesion with each other or a clear storyline with any subs... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
1 How is it that | 1 How is it that the guy at the local Video Store that works the drive-in counter knows more about the latest movies for 2 out of the 3 days he is there than I do about the blockbuster hits that come out of Hollywood? I thought I was fairly in tune with the "new" movies being released as a genre movie lover who likes t... | 1 How is it that in this day and age we have movies in which beautiful women can't say a single line of proper English? That the most exciting thing on the screen is when a woman takes off her top and leaves nothing to the imagination? This was the case with THE HAZING of "The Beautiful Girls". All else was predictable... | 0.774226 | 0.225774 |
The episodic version of Robert | The episodic version of Robert Heinlein's seminal science fiction novel "Starship Troopers" is no less enjoyable than any of its movies versions, but it is different. It's not as fast-paced as the films, but it is a lot more personal and moving.<br /><br />The plot of the books all follows the same basic pattern of thr... | The episodic version of Robert James Waller's best-selling book was made into "The Bridges of Madison County" by Steven Soderbergh, and was also turned around by him into the movie version - that's Soderbergh's only way of surviving, by going back and fourth between the screen and the television. The TV series that he ... | 0.547218 | 0.452782 |
You'd better choose Paul Verhoeven's | You'd better choose Paul Verhoeven's master piece "Basic Instinct 2" over this if you like good movies.<br /><br />If you're bored to death in school, do yourself a favor and sneak it on in, the professor will be more than thankful.<br /><br />I do hope that not all students do their work while in the class though, ima... | You'd better choose Paul Verhoeven's "Showgirls" over this waste of film. Yes, "Showgirls" is awful in some parts, but it has its moments and a real edge to it. This flick is a long way from it, because it doesn't feel any edge anywhere. I mean, it's just a bunch of bad clichés. And for a film about "The Big Gay" that'... | 0.63433 | 0.36567 |
The plot of this terrible | The plot of this terrible film is as follows:- <br /><br />Suffering from depression during World War Two, three evacuee boys spend a summer holiday with the wife and son of a doctor at an old house deep in the country. <br /><br />That's it! The rest of the film is tedious.<br /><br />The only vaguely interesting char... | The plot of this terrible movie was very bad. The acting was terrible, the effects were terrible, and there were too many mistakes to count.<br /><br />1) You had a little over 2 hours of a movie where nothing seemed to be happening.<br /><br />2) The effects of the ship sinking looked like it was done in a kindergarte... | 0.502878 | 0.497122 |
...that Jamie Foxx would ever | ...that Jamie Foxx would ever be cast as a hero. He has no credibility and has NEVER been given a challenge like this. He is a light hearted actor who is supposed to provide laughs, never to deliver the punch line. His role as a vigilante is not his forte.<br /><br />But this was a funny movie. It had its moments and k... | ...that Jamie Foxx would ever even have a small role in a film like this. It was just amazing how some people went for Jamie on the basis that they saw him in a film where he played a black man. The fact that it was an Asian man in a Japanese story being played by Jamie, just didn't seem to bother them that much.<br />... | 0.999992 | 0.000008 |
After a day at work, | After a day at work, I don't want to watch a movie about war so I try to find a documentary on TV and came across this movie which I watched with about 50 minutes of the prequel, and it was an amazing movie about the war for our country since the beginning of World War II. There are a lot of interviews with the soldier... | After a day at work, you're tired and exhausted. Your girlfriend decides that you're staying in and she makes a list of what to do. At the #1 spot, as you and I both know, should be watching an episode of Baywatch Hawaii.<br /><br />So, naturally, when we look at the episode titles that we should be watching, we see "I... | 0.718596 | 0.281404 |
Jamie Foxx is my favorite | Jamie Foxx is my favorite comedian ever! He is a comic genius and also the most underrated and underused actor of our times! In a movie like any of his previous film or some of his stand-ups Jamie is just outstanding. From the start to the end you can't take your eyes off the screen. He is a superb actor. His movies ar... | Jamie Foxx is my favorite standup performer and comedian. So I looked forward to seeing his first dramatic move and was sorely let down. He delivers one of the worst performances in recent memory and most of the rest of the cast didn't fare much better. I could tell the first half hour of the movie would be awful. Not ... | 1 | 0 |
Jamie Foxx is fun but | Jamie Foxx is fun but this movie just wasn't funny. The first 45 minutes I couldn't sit through...just one lame joke after another. I laughed the entire time. I loved Jamie Foxx. I love the comedy genre. I love action movies. I'm a fan of the original Lethal Weapon. Jamie Foxx is in good fun, action and martial art fil... | Jamie Foxx is fun but the film relies too much on Foxx and Damon Wayans. Other characters were wasted (and Foxx's buddy was just plain stupid). The plot is not exactly new, but OK for what it is. The direction could be better (and for a Disney film that is something) but the movie is OK to pass the time. But the ending... | 0.612337 | 0.387663 |
Well, i can and will | Well, i can and will do this. I've seen the film twice to get as far as i can, which is the majority of it, and it is about as stupid a film as i've ever seen in my life. Even the acting wasn't half bad and the director kept you interested, especially if you think there is anything in Satanism. If i think of anything e... | Well, i can and will not be able to explain the absurdity and absurdity of this movie to you, instead i will just show you its main character who made the entire movie possible, the one and only "Kitty (Kitten) Natividad". As far as i know i just can describe her in the following way: She is a blonde (and i am really n... | 0.274723 | 0.725277 |
photography was too jumpy to | photography was too jumpy to be called a movie, only to be called a series of images to be cut into a movie. the plot was very silly and the story was just a mix of clichés and not too original things already done in other movies. it could be a good idea if you wanted to make a horror movie and you needed a better idea... | photography was too jumpy to make any sense of it. all i could figure out was that there was one camera going and it was all edited together. it looked like the makers had some camera or something and just recorded some random things and then edited it to look like a movie.<br /><br />i cant give it a rating because it... | 0.5 | 0.5 |
This is the first time | This is the first time I saw a movie with this acting level and it was actually quite shocking - it was terrible!! Not only do the main characters have horrible accents but when they try to do the standard jokes (such as the one about "The Pope's not gay) it's laughable!! It's like a bunch of 7 year olds trying to perf... | This is the first time I ever watched a movie made by the famous director of "The Godfather", and the first time I was so disappointed. It looks like an ordinary story about an American town which tries to stop the illegal immigration from Mexico. The only good thing I'll say of this movie is that Pacino and Harris sho... | 0.498546 | 0.501454 |
I love Jamie Foxx.<br /><br | I love Jamie Foxx.<br /><br />I love anything Jamie Foxx does or is in.<br /><br />I love every damn thing by Jamie Foxx.<br /><br />I love love love LOVE Jamie Foxx. I love him so much. Just like I love Batman and Superman. But there's one big difference between these three: Jamie Foxx and Batman and Superman both mak... | I love Jamie Foxx.<br /><br />I think he is an amazing actor.<br /><br />I would be proud to have him walk along side me and shake my hand.<br /><br />I am sorry but this movie is not Jamie Foxxs best.<br /><br />He seems to have forgotten that a movie does not make any money and gain any kind of success because of a g... | 0.999987 | 0.000013 |
What? Is Jamie Foxx supposed | What? Is Jamie Foxx supposed to be a comedic action star, or should he just stick to getting in to and out of trouble? Who knows? He's a comedian, though (and an actor, as well as musician, producer, director and writer), and he's funny. He's not as funny as he could be, though, and he's far away from being a truly gre... | What? Is Jamie Foxx supposed to be THE funniest guy in the world? Because when I watch Foxx do stand-up, he cracks me up, but when he is in a movie, he is the worst comedian. This film was supposed to be full of gags, but not a single chuckle escaped me. It's hard to believe how Hollywood can waste such a good man, to ... | 0.99998 | 0.00002 |
I was one of quite | I was one of quite a few young people who lived near the old Hollywood Park racecourse in Duarte, and I had the misfortune of watching this movie in a double-bill with the old B&W movie, "The Unbeaten." Both were "sneak previews" and were shown way too early, since we were all far too young to drive ourselves to the th... | I was one of quite a few to walk out of this "film" half way through for the second time. A rather annoying, incoherent plot that doesn't coalesce until the last 15 minutes. That the writer was the director as well makes one wonder how they ever passed a screenplay through a production company. The dialogue is as weak ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
This is surely one of | This is surely one of the most awful movies I have seen. To make an action movie that doesn't even have a fighting scene is as ridiculous as to make a musical movie that is all talking and no music. There is a fight towards the end that is really badly done. If you saw 'Sharkenstein' and thought it was as bad as this y... | This is surely one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my 24 years on this planet. I'm not sure what a "film about life after high school" is trying to be, but the movie doesn't even have those aspirations, and, it doesn't succeed as a comedy. This is a bad movie, but it doesn't even have enough going for it as a bad... | 0.506312 | 0.493688 |
This film is about British | This film is about British people returning from war in the 1950's, and their encounters and problems they encounter. An older man in prison for something he thinks he remembers from the war, the father of a young family struggling to cope. Their interactions are very moving, and for someone who's just come from the wo... | This film is about British, Australian and American pilots who were shot down over occupied France from 1939 to 1940 and are held in a prisoner of war camp. The film starts of with some flashbacks of training in RAF stations in the United Kingdom.<br /><br />This is followed by the capture of various RAF pilots after t... | 0.782334 | 0.217666 |
Early film directed by D.W. | Early film directed by D.W. Griffith is a study in filmic effects. The film starts off as a simple story, and gets more and more unusual and extreme...<br /><br />We first meet Harry, who is about to get a job on the family farm: his sister has found him a job, and the farmer and wife seem nice and friendly. However, H... | Early film directed by D.W. Griffith and starring Mae Murray and Lillian Gish. There are no stars in this flick - none. The production is shoddy and the script lacks imagination. Lillian Gish is all of 7 years old here, and seems to be the only star on the film set - aside from the camera crew. There are no plot points... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
In contrast to my fellow | In contrast to my fellow reviewer, I believe this adaptation is just brilliant. The book holds a special place in my heart as I was introduced to the author's beautiful words and powerful stories (and the equally beautiful world of the novel) while recovering from a long illness in hospital. For me there is little poss... | In contrast to my fellow poster, I found the acting very touching, the scenery very beautiful and the story very well told. The fact that it was on a rainy winter afternoon of course added to this but I have never been much of a wet blanket for this sort of entertainment.<br /><br />This is now my favorite movie in the... | 0.500477 | 0.499523 |
(aka: The Bloodsucker Leads the | (aka: The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance) This Italian shocker comes from the infamous giallo company, Europa, International, and stars Klaus Kinski as a sadistic, murdering, bloodsucking psycho. Kinski is a very intriguing character, as a man obsessed with sex, he has a wife whom he treats like a dog (who's actually a wo... | (aka: The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance) The film looks great on DVD but that's where its good qualities end. The film feels like it was improvised and the acting is bad. Also, its incredibly boring. The plot is pretty easy to follow: a vampire who has an obsession with Japanese sword-fighting kills girls with his mind c... | 0.999998 | 0.000002 |
Wow-this one sucks. I'm gonna | Wow-this one sucks. I'm gonna have to go to the toilet now.<br /><br />If you have a short attention / distraction span of attention (like me) forget this crappy turkey of a movie. It's painful to sit through just the first 20 minutes. It is hard to watch. The dialogue is a mess. Most of it is unintelligible. The editi... | Wow-this one sucks. I'm gonna walk your through the plot. First the scientist creates a zombie baby. Then, the army is called in. They use their "zombies" to help kill the baby. Then, baby dies, zombie baby comes back. THEN army people fight and win. END. This movie is stupid. The zombies are pretty good but they don't... | 0.49654 | 0.50346 |
A particularly maligned example of | A particularly maligned example of the 70s horror genre the kind of film that would eventually make way for some genuine classics and define a sub-genre on its own THE NIGHT THAT SWEAT FLOWED does possess a certain charm but it falls far short of the greatness that's been bestowed upon it. I'm a fan of this sort of... | A particularly maligned example of the "B" picture, this movie has a nice 2-part story line that is the basis for a good deal of potential drama, excitement and the like. For whatever reason, "Night Watchman" was never made available for release. It may have had problems with the MPAA, or perhaps it was simply thought ... | 0.999982 | 0.000018 |
After an initial release of | After an initial release of four films with the title "Black Spade", this movie was supposed to be the second part of that same story. The problem is that, as it happened to the previous one, that movie does not present anything new (the only thing new was one of the two main characters, but that is not enough to make ... | After an initial release of two VHS/VCD combo discs, this Japanese movie is finally available (and in German!) on DVD in Germany. I saw it at the German DVD Shop, which has to be the 2.30 Euro cheapest DVD Shop in Germany. The movie has an interesting title: "VAMPYRES". I thought it was a really bad movie but I've hear... | 0.495107 | 0.504893 |
This movie is not only | This movie is not only really good... but also a must-see. I never was a big fan of Steven Seagal. He's good for the beginning of the day, but if one goes for action, some good actors and beautiful women, look for other movies. This movie contains all the components that make a film successful: fantastic setting, good ... | This movie is not only slow as molasses, its very, very boring! This is the last movie that I bought on DVD, this one and "The Village". What the heck do I do with all of these movies that I can't stand? I can barely get through this one, and that just sucks! I have to admit the sound work is well done, but thats not e... | 1 | 0 |
La Sanguisuga Conduce la Danza, | La Sanguisuga Conduce la Danza, also known as The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance is a very entertaining and fun film. When I first watched this film, I was surprised at how bad it was, because to be honest, there wasn't one scene that just wasn't funny. I especially like the scene in which the guy is in the pond, with his... | La Sanguisuga Conduce la Danza, or as you may already know The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance, released by American International Pictures in 1971, was made to cash in on the success of Mario Bava's Gothic horror film Vampyre, starring Barbara Steele. Although it's a complete rip off, there are some similarities to Vampyr... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance | The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance<br /><br />Culted as it is, there are probably about forty people who have seen this. The others who've seen it are probably just as many. To be in the same league as such cult cult classics must either make The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance pretty damn good or a total stinker. In my opini... | The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance starts off with a very promising opening scene, with a couple having sex...then suddenly the camera pans down to show a severed head. The film then jumps forward to a year or so years later, and we see the two main characters, a vampire killer and a werewolf...I think. They are on an isl... | 0.999985 | 0.000015 |
The Horror Channel plays nothing | The Horror Channel plays nothing but the scariest films of all time, so I was looking forward to "Kubla Khan". Unfortunately, it is not. Sure there are lots of things to be scared of, but the whole movie was more boring than scary. I found myself asking the question "Why are the three midgets so mean to each other?" an... | The Horror Channel plays nothing but bad sci-fi horror movies, which is just fine by me. My favorite series were THE WITCHES OF BLACKBISH, THE BLAGNAC HORROR SERIES, and NIGHT TERRORS; but in an embarrassing series of one-offs they play one by one, until they run out of bad sci-fi horror movies to show, after which the... | 0.425831 | 0.574169 |
I saw this movie when | I saw this movie when it came out years ago. Now it seems hard to believe, but there really was a live-action show on TV during the same week Batman Forever was released. (I also remember a live-action Superman movie being available for one week during the 1980s.) Anyway, I had a friend who loved this so much and I wou... | I saw this movie when it was in theaters and I didn't like it. I thought it was silly and the plot was way too far-fetched. The idea of a group of people trying to change the course of events in the past and therefore change the future made no sense to me. The whole idea of being able to make the future a better place ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
This is a really dumb | This is a really dumb, stupid and bad movie. I was never so disappointed. I went expecting something to put your brain to some rest with, after a hard week full of study, but it was definitely not so. The only plot in this movies if you could even call it that is: 2 people are making love to each other.<br /><br />I ca... | This is a really dumb movie. I gave it a 4 just for the fact that I LOVED the ending. I really enjoyed the part where the guy gets killed with all the water in him. But that is not why I liked it. That is just a cherry on a really stupid pie. I gave it a 4 just because I loved the ending. It's very predictable, but for... | 0.487284 | 0.512716 |
Imagine you're a high-school boy, | Imagine you're a high-school boy, and you have to spend a few hours every day with that most obnoxious of creatures, the teacher; further, you also share a locker room. As an escape from this dreadful existence you and your friends decide to build a secret lab in the basement. However, you run out of money in the proce... | Imagine you're a high-school boy, being treated to the greatest sex experience since Sigmund Freud invented the concept of the Oedepus complex. I've seen this happen with my friends - well I've seen the reaction anyway. I've never really been there. However, I can see the attraction this movie has for a boy in his twen... | 0.999997 | 0.000003 |
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