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"Feast of All Saints?" Where...? | "Feast of All Saints?" Where...? No, not in New York where they have got "Black and Spanish," and so few of either descent. The story comes from a real incident, and is thus entitled to great respect. No one need read another of the kind. The plot cannot, therefore, be developed very much. The man who has the title is ... | "Feast of All Saints?" Where...? When...? What...?<br /><br />First off, we are presented with a problem immediately regarding this film. Its title. The Feast of All Saints is not a movie but a celebration of saints. Its celebration is done by giving a number of individuals in the film a feast, not by telling a tale ab... | 0.999982 | 0.000018 |
The story and the show | The story and the show were good and they even have an intelligent humor which only the real fans will catch on to. The movie is based on a famous novel written by Amedeo De Amicis. Some people say it's an adaptation of the novel, but even the novel itself is based on true facts which are also featured in the movie. Th... | The story and the show was pretty silly...but at least was interesting. However, in the end it was a pretty long and not very entertaining 2 hours. The final twist in the story was, well...you're not even going to think about it...you just have to check out for yourself. <br /><br />Another thing...this story, in my op... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
There's so little here of | There's so little here of the original that the film's best description is "a rip-off with some decent actors and a decent production crew." It's a good cast. David Keith's performance was outstanding. However, most of the story is ridiculous and unnecessary and the final act is poorly done. The last line in the film i... | There's so little here of the original. All the charm that made the original wonderful has been replaced by the sappy schmaltz of typical 90's teen movies. The only thing still left of the original movie is its title and the ending. | 0.496581 | 0.503419 |
A slick romanticizing of the | A slick romanticizing of the late 70's "heyday' of film-making in the East Bay. The director's obsession with making this film comes off as the driving motivation for his life, even more so than his father's death. The film has a pretty good story, the actors are all good, and the production values are great (albeit a ... | A slick romanticizing of the French revolution and anachronistically showing the sans-culottes as more genteel than one could ever have been. A pretty little girl who is told that she will be a great painter one day. All of the movie seems to happen to her; she never has to do anything herself. The other young woman ar... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
College students, who are clearing | College students, who are clearing out an abandoned cabin, get attacked by the dead. They can take care of the ghosts no problem, but they also have to worry about each other.<br /><br />I was really looking forward to this movie, but it just didn't deliver. I don't think it has the right people to play in it. They don... | College students, who are clearing out a dorm building to be demolished, kill themselves and bring horror to the surviving ones. What remains are weird characters, such as a vampire, a zombie, a nun, and a vampire hunter and a priest that gets along real well together. Even though I haven't finished watching 'Night of ... | 0.344699 | 0.655301 |
Daphne Zuniga is the only | Daphne Zuniga is the only thing that makes this one even watchable. I am trying to figure out what's up with all the really hard to find, low production action flicks that are getting released so steadily. I saw this at a film bar (yeah, that's right, film bars are now being given decent ratings here in the states). I'... | Daphne Zuniga is the only half decent character here. The character is so unbelievably stupid and weak - a perfect tool for the evil of the film to push around. I had some sympathy for the guy she married as he was pretty bad off after being in prison for a long time but she didn't act as though she had no options to r... | 0.645998 | 0.354002 |
Over Christmas break, a group | Over Christmas break, a group of friends decide to play a prank on someone at a local abandoned amusement park. Unfortunately, one of their number falls into a pit full of acid and is disfigured for her troubles. The others are chased through the dark park by a white-coated guy dressed as Santa.<br /><br />"Am I Dead Y... | Over Christmas break, a group of college friends drive to Florida with some booze and a couple of babes. Unfortunately, a bad fog hits, and the kids have to park in the middle of the woods and await the passing of the storm. Little do they realize that a psycho in a mask is out on the prowl in this sleepy town, and he'... | 0.499024 | 0.500976 |
I'm not looking for quality; | I'm not looking for quality; I'm in the mood for low quality entertainment. I am a big fan of "so bad that it's good" movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space and Manos: Hands of Fate. I've seen other low quality movies out there, but they're not very good. This one definitely hits the right spot. It's just bad enough to be... | I'm not looking for quality; I would probably have trouble defining it.<br /><br />All I want from the movies I watch is what I want and a little more.<br /><br />"What" means "funny", not for me. So, a "funny" movie is a movie that made me laugh, a lot.<br /><br />"Little more" means "something you don't even remember... | 0.060754 | 0.939246 |
Probably one of the most | Probably one of the most famous examples of 8 bit games and that's why it's also a must play. Even though not very good-looking nowadays, it's one of the most classic titles of all time. The main character is a cat named Felix and he lives in an almost endless town, where cats live. Their enemy is an evil dog, a little... | Probably one of the most disturbing movies ever made. A film that should have gone straight to cable TV, because I'm not sure anyone else could find anything redeeming about this film. I have no idea what the writer was thinking, but the ending would have made more sense if there was a longer introduction of each chara... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
An uninteresting addition to the | An uninteresting addition to the list of so called "B" movies of the 1970s. When I saw this I assumed it was a remake for television of a 1940s film. I was wrong. The story concerns a hit man with a bad past being employed by a company of assassins to kill people on a list that it has made up. However, he refuses to ca... | An uninteresting addition to the '60s spaghetti western collection, but well worth a look for the gorgeous faces of Shannyn Sossaman and Valentina Cervi (even though this may be the only thing worth watching in this movie). If you're looking for a more fun western, see "The Unmaniac Cowgirls" starring Mira Sorvino. Or ... | 0.40878 | 0.59122 |
The two things are are | The two things are are best in this movie are the opening music (which I've always loved), and the dancing. The dancing is amazing. The plot is OK. It reminds me of "Dirty Dancing" in that it's almost as good, a 50s musical. It's worth watching to see the dancing. | The two things are are interesting in the movie is the first 10 minutes. Then it goes completely off the rock. The acting was OK with just the first 10 minutes. Also the story was boring and just plain bad. I have watched worse movies but this was just a waste of time I would definitely wouldn't see this movie again I'... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Eh, not a particular good | Eh, not a particular good film here folks. There are some interesting shots, but the acting is horrible and the story is very predictable.<br /><br />I really want to have a word with the director. It really looks like the camera was just sat there and this was the result. It was a complete travesty what happened to th... | Eh, not a particular good film in my opinion, although it has the potential to go either way (I was never told whether or not the two girls loved each other, they seemed more to be just friends). The script was a bit too confusing to really get a feel for the plot, and the dialog was way too lame and over the top. (It'... | 0.499511 | 0.500489 |
I heard so much about | I heard so much about this movie but I can't say it is my all time favorite! Of course this was also because I'm not a football player or anything but I enjoyed the acting and the storyline was original. Also, it wasn't too cheesy in my opinion. It just had a great storyline which I have yet to enjoy because I watched ... | I heard so much about this movie, and I am glad I watched it! The only problem is that in order to enjoy it very much, you have to really get into the world of the movie. This seems strange, but you must understand who the characters are, and you also have to see the world through their eyes.<br /><br />This movie is a... | 0.451797 | 0.548203 |
It's the early 80s. There's | It's the early 80s. There's a lot of people out for revenge. A hit-man is sent to kill a police chief in Louisiana. A cop shoots him dead and winds up on the hot seat. This is all pretty standard stuff, and in less capable hands we would get a cheap gangster film with some predictable twist and a shootout. The good new... | It's the early 80s. There's a guy doing his job who is being stalked and possibly murdered by a psychopath in the form of a clown. There is a killer clown wandering around in some woods, slashing peoples faces with a knife on a hook with a head sticking on the top. That is the plot of "Kill Clown", an indie horror flic... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
((NB: Spoiler warning, such as | ((NB: Spoiler warning, such as there is, follows.)))<br /><br />This movie was a total waste of time. If you are thinking of seeing this movie, leave it on your shelf. If you are thinking of watching this movie, do so, but make sure you understand your choices. When you think you think you know the ending (and that you... | ((NB: Spoiler warning, such as it is. I saw this film 24-7. I'm pretty sure it's not available on video in any format in the United States, so it isn't a spoiler that I'm about to give it away.))<br /><br />This is one of those "What the hell am I watching?" movies, where you can't decide what genre it's in. It was par... | 0.503462 | 0.496538 |
One of a multitude of | One of a multitude of great works of that era, the film was very, very well executed, and, I must say, has the feeling of a well-made Hollywood production of the day. And, what more can an aspiring composer say to a film that has been widely acclaimed for the film score? In the film, the music is in keeping with the to... | One of a multitude of films of this type done in the 70's, this one stands out in my mind as one of the best. There are so many different types of movies that fit in this genre including some very good movies. Many of them were made in the period after WW2, and most of them were released on a limited basis, as were mos... | 0.54818 | 0.45182 |
This one probably does not | This one probably does not come up in any film history books but it is well worthwhile. It has a great cast and the 1930s vintage is perfectly captured by the set design crew. It can be quite spooky to watch the opening scenes set the film apart in a way that it takes the mind out of the present day. The film is based ... | This one probably does not get a great deal of recognition because it is set in Israel and not the States. However it is definitely a film worth watching and is a realistic look at a dysfunctional family.<br /><br />Ben Shattner gives a powerful, strong, honest and touching performance as the father, a man with a diffi... | 0.495112 | 0.504888 |
If you've ever seen an | If you've ever seen an episode of the Columbo series and enjoyed the plot devices, the writing style, the quality of the actors, and the photography I guarantee you will love this movie.<br /><br />The plot revolves around Columbo being hired to work on the case of a rich man's son who has been killed. It is an interes... | If you've ever seen an old western movie (not to be confused with "The Good the Bad and the Ugly", which should have been a great film, but due to a bad screenplay, it fell short) you're probably familiar with the story line. The main character usually gets on with bad guys due to his intelligence, skills, and, sometim... | 0.999997 | 0.000003 |
What the ........... is this | What the ........... is this thing with all these low grade film adaptations of the great novels? This is an excellent novel with an incredible plot but the script adaptation is a joke. The plot twists are predictable and are very poorly written (i feel a little sorry for the poor writers who were chosen to do this.. t... | What the ........... is this crap???? "The Dentist 911"???? Where in the hell are those dentists all getting these expensive cars?? I bet the writer or director would not get a root canal done in ten years. How about making a movie on a shoestring??? The film is shot at 00:45 am in the morning. Why were you out shootin... | 0.490666 | 0.509334 |
I've always liked Fred MacMurray, | I've always liked Fred MacMurray, and although this movie has been criticized elsewhere for the casting of his dance partner, Ginger Rogers, his co-star and wife in real life, this movie contains one of the most humorous scenes in any Fred and Ginger movie (or indeed, any musical number) in the infamous "Sting in the S... | I've always liked Fred MacMurray, so when I saw "His Girl Friday" listed in a review of some of his movies, I checked it out. A buddy of mine had a couple of movie rental sites which were both sold out of it, but were willing to ship it to us for the weekend. So off we went to see it.<br /><br />I've always liked "Doub... | 0.709021 | 0.290979 |
I am a big fan | I am a big fan of the original film so I was hoping for an impressive remake to the original, what I got was a disappointment. Firstly the actors are awful especially Daryl Hannah and Donald Sutherland. It was a complete waste of time even watching the trailers. I think it will only make an impression on people who kno... | I am a big fan of the anime genre so I must say that this show could have been a great anime series. But it is not a great thing to watch on any level. <br /><br />I am not going to say much about the actual plot because I read that the show has been canceled by its broadcaster, so I am not making a comment about the p... | 0.501466 | 0.498534 |
In what would be his | In what would be his final appearance in a feature length film, Fred MacMurray gives a superbly understated performance as a detective for Homicide. He is haunted by the last case he worked, involving an innocent child's death. As he pursues a new murder, he finds himself being pulled into a dangerous scheme involving ... | In what would be his fourth of four "B" horror films for Universal Pictures, "The Invisible Ray" sees the return of Boris Karloff ("House of Frankenstein") and Bela Lugosi ("Dracula"). This time, Karloff plays Dr. Janos Rukh, a scientist with a theory of how to slow down and/or stop the decay rate of radioactive elemen... | 0.999995 | 0.000005 |
My wife and I thought | My wife and I thought we have seen every movie, ever! This is a real shocker and one of the best I've ever seen as far as the storyline and special effects. If you haven't seen it, you've only been living under a pile of rocks. Seriously, a meteor comes down and a creature from outer space is created. This creature is ... | My wife and I thought the movie started in 1946. The music was that of the 1920s and 30s. How could they forget this? I couldn't believe that they were that far off about it. There must be a time-line for musical movies, or they should just make it an epic of 120 minutes with a little time here and there, instead of a ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Couldn't believe it! Clipped sentences? | Couldn't believe it! Clipped sentences? Overlong sentences? I never remember that in Gulliver's Travels. (There's a lot to tell about Lemuel Gulliver's travels.) Is it a sign that the makers of this film should be forbidden from speaking and writing to their children? <br /><br />Even if the film had been made 120 year... | Couldn't believe it! Clipped sentences? Inane action-scenes? A plot so predictable you can guess when the girl meets the bad guy, which scene has the car chase, which dialog is the bad guy using to manipulate the girl, which one is the good guy's answer, which is which character in the backstabbing scene... etc. etc..<... | 0.510766 | 0.489234 |
Lulu (Louise Brooks) works as | Lulu (Louise Brooks) works as a shop girl in Paris. She is a tomboy who loves to dance. One evening she goes to the ballet and is attracted to a handsome soldier (Georges Charlia). She begins a love affair with him, which ends, when he is sent to war, with his death. She then goes to a nightclub where she decides she w... | Lulu (Louise Brooks) works as a mail girl at her father's business. When she catches the fancy of her boss, Lulu gives him the slip; however, she becomes an unwanted guest in his home and is eventually caught and put in jail. Lulu's father, Mr. Hertig, has her committed to the asylum (what a place for a young woman and... | 0.999908 | 0.000092 |
Please Note: I see from | Please Note: I see from the reviews that I was not the only one who experienced the first hour of this movie as incomprehensible and slow. But if you get past that first hour, there's some pretty good stuff in here! I really wanted to like this, but unfortunately... I didn't! The main problem is that the movie never ex... | Please Note: I see from the other reviews that there are others very enjoying this film, so I just want to advise anyone with high hopes for a movie like this that "Lost in Translation" will be a more realistic piece of cinema.<br /><br />I found it to be boring, predictable, slow-paced (I couldn't agree less with the ... | 0.554003 | 0.445997 |
This review may contain some | This review may contain some spoilers.<br /><br />It's rare to see one woman with so many different moods and so many different emotional responses as well as character development. A woman who shows her love for life as well as the pain of love or loss. An American woman who seems so European in her approach to her li... | This review may contain some spoilers.<br /><br />Just a small boy when watching this movie in 1996, I can't honestly remember much from the movie, but I'm also fairly sure that I knew who the hero of this story was and who the bad guy was. This probably comes from reading the books that it was based on, but I also rem... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I finally caught up to | I finally caught up to this movie that I have been hearing buzz about. And I did not miss it! It's not one minute too long, that's for sure. When I read the synopsis of the plot, I thought it would be one of those "it could have happened to someone you know" movies. Well, it did. This was not a movie I had heard any ma... | I finally caught up to this film the other day in my American Indian literature course at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire. It was worth the wait.<br /><br />I usually don't care whether a movie does well commercially (The Dead Sea is my favorite movie), I care more about whether or not it has any kind of redeemi... | 0.487291 | 0.512709 |
This has an interesting, albeit | This has an interesting, albeit implausible plot; and despite being set in modern-day America has a real film-noir atmosphere. Most of the acting is good, but this is a tough one to critique: in one part the movie is slow-going, but it picks up nicely. The cinematography and sets are good for the budget and the locatio... | This has an interesting, albeit over-protective father and his very sweet & lovable young son...I mean, who would have thought that those two characters - despite a little tension from time to time - would have any kind of a decent chance of happiness together in a movie??? In other words, why do Hollywood producers - ... | 0.824462 | 0.175538 |
All I can really say | All I can really say is that this film is far from horrible as some people on here seem to claim. However it isn't an original film and the animation sucks. The story is very basic, very similar to other movies such as Flushed Away. The characters are all stock animation characters. The best part is the end (and it's a... | All I can really say is that this movie is one of those weird ones I just happen to stumble upon from time to time. I had no intentions of watching it, at first. My buddy told me about it, in fact. A film without dialog, in my opinion, is one that should immediately be passed up. For example, if there was no dialog in ... | 0.936231 | 0.063769 |
I shudder to think what | I shudder to think what the rest of "Hamlet the Musical" is like. It takes the Shakespearean tragedy about one of the most famous kings in history and adds a few "oldies" and rock and roll songs--for no apparent reason. You'd think by now someone would have figured out that trying to meld the two together is about as s... | I shudder to think what this film might have been like with a better cast and director. It is hard to think of any worse film than this one in any genre. The acting is excruciatingly bad and the 'jokes' are just so painfully unfunny that the audience in my film class laughed through embarrassment. One example of the te... | 0.504879 | 0.495121 |
I wanted to see it | I wanted to see it with my friends, but in the end I was glad I went with my husband, who was a better companion in this one with less chance for fights than when I attended the screening with my male co-workers.<br /><br />My husband and I were also glad we stayed during the extended ending as it provided a really gre... | I wanted to see it only because Karyn Parsons was in it, and it was great to see her again, and that was really the best part. It was actually worse because she's such a wonderful actress. It's just like the other movies I've seen about white slavery, where the bad girls are evil while the good girls are good, because ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
City girl Meg Tilly receives | City girl Meg Tilly receives a letter from her family of origin in Montana...so she makes her way out there to see what and why they haven't written her in over a decade and a half. The family is, of course, patriarchated by a big bullhorn of a grizzled, gruff, stubborn patriarch (George Takei), with 3 offspring (2 sis... | City girl Meg Tilly receives a letter from her boyfriend Robert Loggia, who is in San Francisco, that he won't be coming back for her. So Meg plans to travel to San Francisco herself to see if he is there. Once she arrives she meets George Raft's "Buddy" and Buddy's buddy Johnny Kelly, who help get Meg on the way to se... | 0.533155 | 0.466845 |
I have been known to | I have been known to enjoy a really awful film, but this one goes way past bad, right into the area of inanity and ineptness.<br /><br />From the initial scene you can tell you're going to be in for a ride, as it is shot with hand-held cameras and shaky frames. I think my biggest frustration with this film would be the... | I have been known to be a big fan of bad acting, and bad scripts as long as they are fun to watch. This is not, the acting is laughable, and the script is terrible, my wife and I kept laughing it as a lot of it was as unintentionally funny as you will get. The story is so badly written and acted it makes my old VHS col... | 0.501466 | 0.498534 |
...let me count the ways.<br | ...let me count the ways.<br /><br />1. You can just let your brain float through clouds of mind altering drugs and be entertained all night.<br /><br />2. Being drunk is way more fun than being sober. (I wouldn't recommend getting wasted in high school, but its a lot of fun for a party...)<br /><br />3. You can feel t... | ...let me count the ways.<br /><br />1) The very first joke about a pregnant vampire sucks.<br /><br />2) Everything about this movie is a joke except the title. I know that most low-budget indie movie producers have a lot of money issues because the money they have to pull together is not very much. When the producers... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Prom Night is shot with | Prom Night is shot with some beautiful colors. Everything is just painted very nicely. Just the fact that the movie is not actually a comedy. It has little laugh moments but it's not a comedy like the trailer has made it. So the movie was really a shock and I just could not find the right words to explain it. Maybe it'... | Prom Night is shot with a good eye, it has a good look and feel to it and there are some interesting characters. That's about it. I think the movie is like most movies in the last few years. They're trying to capitalize on a successful first film by making a prequel or similar follow up. I see why the first Prom Night ... | 0.298288 | 0.701712 |
Poor acting, no script, no | Poor acting, no script, no plot. The story's told in an off-the-cuff manner which feels like you're watching a 12 or 14 year old struggling with a screenplay. A bunch of college kids are on a road trip in a truck from Texas to California to see the big city (they are headed to L.A.). When they stop for gas the driver g... | Poor acting, no script, no effort to hide the fact that it is filmed 180 to 190 degrees out of camera alignment. I know there is a budgetary issue, and that low budget can cause poor direction and bad acting, but that is no excuse. The plot is unoriginal, the cinematography is amateurish, and the acting is laughable. I... | 0.503473 | 0.496527 |
Prom Night is about a | Prom Night is about a young woman (Kari Wuhrer of The Evil Dead II fame) who is almost killed by a crazy, murderous stalker in a car accident. Years later (I'm guessing ten) she and her husband (Bruce Dern of the original Prom Night fame) are planning to bring their child to a slasher movie about a psychopath like her ... | Prom Night is about a young girl who was a survivor of a brutal murder-suicide attack. She has nightmares, so she is put into therapy. When she gets a call from her mother's sister, she finds out some interesting details that she hadn't known about her history. Now she finds out that her "sister" has come back for her ... | 0.99999 | 0.00001 |
I am the guy who | I am the guy who watches and criticizes movies at home, often. I can admit when I have seen a good one, and I can also usually see flaws. When it comes to action movies though, I have generally thought of them as a bad genre. I usually say "It is a great action film, but it is not a great movie." <br /><br />Then I saw... | I am the guy who will never say "I hated this movie", not even for some bad big-budget bombs.<br /><br />Well, "The Order" will be that movie.<br /><br />It made me think so long and hard of all the bad reviews I've read, and all the bad words spoken about this movie, that I finally decided that yes, I must concur: thi... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
So, Prom Night was supposed | So, Prom Night was supposed to be a remake of an excellent 1980 slasher flick... right? Wrong, as you'll find out right now. Prom Night: 1980 was not an excellent slasher film, not a terrible film, but an ordinary film which I remember. It certainly was not an exceptional slasher film. And, that movie was done with a b... | So, Prom Night was supposed to be a "scary" movie. It had two deaths in it before it even got to the big scary "drama". I watched it because I love "The Ring" (even when my dad says it's garbage). Prom Night failed at EVERYTHING. It failed at making fear. It failed at being good. And, if your a movie critic, it fails a... | 0.556428 | 0.443572 |
When I first saw the | When I first saw the cover of the box I noticed the first 5 minutes of the movie was in color and the rest was black & white. Of course I didn't know what it was talking about, I saw that it was made in 1937. At the end of the film it was written it was in the Black & white because the color didn't work. Well, the blac... | When I first saw the trailer for this "specialized" movie, at a college event, I didn't have any hopes that this movie would actually be any good but was kind of curious. I was impressed with the fact that, as everyone has already mentioned, although the lead actor is a college student, he plays his character very well... | 0.460041 | 0.539959 |
I saw this trailer and | I saw this trailer and didn't think anything of it until I heard rumors a while later that it would be released on video/DVD. I wasn't aware that it was set to be released outside of Canada so I wasn't sure it was going to be widely available soon. Then I saw it played during some late night talk show at the local TV s... | I saw this trailer and decided to give it a try. I thought it'd be better than "The Cat Woman" and this movie was even worse. It starts with some lame scenes of a guy hitting on a girl in a bar and then it's on to some stupid plot.<br /><br />The plot deals with an evil drug lord named "Chino" who sets up this plan to ... | 1 | 0 |
In Bridgeport, the deranged high | In Bridgeport, the deranged high-school student Charlie Fineman (Adam Sandler), widower and father with 3 young children, receives a letter from one of the world's biggest insurance companies asking him to travel to its head office in New York to settle his wife's claim. He then discovers the awful truth: she had been ... | In Bridgeport, the deranged high priest of the "Church of Sick Souls" sends out his flock to stalk, rape and murder people. But is he getting his revenge? Or is he an innocent man? Or maybe the victims of the church are the bad guys instead. Director George A. Zembal has a hard time keeping things straight and ends up ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I'm not particularly fond of | I'm not particularly fond of Westerns. I was born in 1950 but my parents, who were both born around 1900, had the great pleasure of living with the frontier and their children grew up with tales of those who risked all to settle western states to create what would eventually become a nation great and free. Perhaps my u... | I'm not particularly fond of Stephen King stories and films. They just tend to bore me.<br /><br />I was shocked to read everyone's glowing reviews. So I watched 'Salem's Lot and it was truly disappointing. What a lack of creativity! A 3 for one story: 30 years of flashbacks showing the rise and fall of one family, a n... | 0.768754 | 0.231246 |
Imagine the scenario - you | Imagine the scenario - you have just been offered the dream role of a lifetime that you never thought would come. You couldn't be more excited and full of anticipation, yet you have a deep, dark and very well-kept secret that would render your whole life ruined and put yourself in prison if found out. What do you do? W... | Imagine the scenario - you are sitting in front of your computer reading this review....<br /><br />you have just woken up and realised that you have a huge hole in your day....<br /><br />the day is just unfolding and its a beautiful day...<br /><br />you feel like you are doing something more worthwhile than reading ... | 0.999998 | 0.000002 |
and rent a GOOD horror | and rent a GOOD horror movie. My rating isn't low because its not a very good movie but because I can't recommend this garbage. A very low-budget horror film with a very poor screenplay and very few scares. I actually walked out about one hour into the film as it just got so repetitive. I still don't see the need for g... | and rent a GOOD horror movie instead. I mean, don't even go watch THIS movie. All the actors in it do a crappy job and the director could learn from any one of the first dozen Wes Craven flicks. The script is probably crappier than all the actors' combined talent, and if it wasn't for this one guy who plays a weird old... | 0.498534 | 0.501466 |
Okay. So I just got | Okay. So I just got done watching 'The Exorcist III,' and thought, heck, let's watch THE Thing instead. This movie is sooooo bad it made me want to slap the people who made it. I mean, it is bad enough when I see an average movie. But when I see a classic of the 80's like 'The Thing' get shot like 'The Excorcist III,' ... | Okay. So I just got off the phone with the movie producer. He's nice, but confused about my calls, I guess. Here's the basic plot: two kids who live in a small, isolated town in the middle of nowhere are about to go off to college. But they're pretty weird people and they've had some scary experiences in their lifetime... | 0.45765 | 0.54235 |
Good grief I can't even | Good grief I can't even think of a movie to compare this to. I sat thinking about the film as it ended. A terrible attempt at comedy and action mixed together with bad acting and poor effects. At times I just couldn't believe that the movie wasn't playing a joke on me. You know when there's a laugh track and its not fu... | Good grief I can't even describe... (don't worry its not my first review and not the first movie I've reviewed, well it is the first movie that I've commented on in here) This movie just makes no sense, if my head was a soccer ball I would be heading this right now.<br /><br />First off, I am a big fan of action movies... | 0.502498 | 0.497502 |
This movie is a good | This movie is a good example of the difference between European and American movies, and not only by the technical aspects. European films (not only the Italian neorealistic ones) tend to make the ordinary life, the daily activities of common people a center of the movie, a core of the story, and the people's words and... | This movie is a good family movie. It is fun to watch. When the plot is not so easy you may get a bit bored but I didn't. If you like children movies and cartoons you will love it. It reminds me of the old cartoons and I am not one to like those. | 0.487776 | 0.512224 |
I wish I could give | I wish I could give no stars as I've never seen this film and can't imagine that it would be good. It was only through a review on this website that I came to check it out. The movie plot was something very common; but I have never seen a story as it would be played by children. There are also elements in the story tha... | I wish I could give it a 0 (for lack of a lower rating). It was terribly written, badly acted and poorly photographed. Don't waste your time. | 0.503379 | 0.496621 |
PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed | PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by: Michael Caton-Jones<br /><br />starring: Lindsey Haun, Sean Bridgers, Mollie Visser, Dylan Baker, Daphne Zuniga<br /><br />Genre: horror, thriller<br /><br />When one is growing up in a world of pain, the world is often a very scary place. When death takes one's family away, he... | PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by Brian Yuzna<br /><br />*** Out of ****<br /><br />It is a typical Friday night in the small town. People are heading out to party, while a group is preparing for a slumber party. But little does anyone knows that danger is lurking around the neighborhood and that a serial killer... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Note: I couldn't force myself | Note: I couldn't force myself to sit through the entire film.<br /><br />This one was just painful for me. I think a lot of people may not get the humor in this one, and some of it is so subtle that it isn't clear, even with subsequent viewings. I know the main problem with the film isn't the humor but the writing. The... | Note: I couldn't force myself to watch this crap the whole time, so I'm not 100% sure about the ending, but all I know is, this movie makes no sense at all. The story is not only extremely boring, but it's basically one long flashback to an unexciting period in Bambi's life, so I really can't bring myself to get really... | 0.506409 | 0.493591 |
I went into this with | I went into this with low expectations and got a whole lot more. There was the standard good guys bad guys good guys win plot, and not much else but that was fine, because the plot is never really the focus here. The special effects were fantastic and I was in awe of almost all of them. I really enjoyed the scene where... | I went into this with the mindset that it would be better than the remake with Jennifer Lopez but, it still pales in comparison to the 1969 classic. I'm no fan of opera, so that in itself did not distract from it's enjoyable aspects. This one did have a unique approach to the story (at least a bit of it)as it was mostl... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
"Prom Night" is a title-only | "Prom Night" is a title-only remake of the 1980 original film, updated for the modern age. Here, our protagonist is a woman called Katie. Her husband is murdered one night, and after a couple of sleepless nights is killed and their house is broken into. She then moves to the house of her mother and aunt, who have alway... | "Prom Night" is a title-only sequel to the 1980 Nancy Allen-directed film "The Burning". Where the original film had an unusually clever premise and a fun central role for Alice Krige, this 2008 remake offers up some of the most unimaginative characterizations around, a lame story, and is in many ways just too much lik... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
If I could give this | If I could give this a negative rating, it would be only fair, the director was so stupid about the plot that no way do they take it seriously, The characters were way too much drama, it was so stupid about its plot that I was bored and left the room to my own home. I feel that the producer/writer/director doesn't know... | If I could give this movie a minus score I would. It's about a boy who becomes obsessed with the girl in his class who has a crush on his best friend. That's about all I could relate to this movie. I would probably give it a three out of ten, for it did have some great scenes. But it was so slow I nearly fell asleep. | 0.49902 | 0.50098 |
I think it was an | I think it was an amazing movie, I still believe that all of us know people that are like that with a lot of their family members, and sometimes things aren't as they seem to be. In this series of movie, you have a lot of the main person's family members, we have 3 main brothers; one of them, named "Joe" is one of the ... | I think it was an intelligent idea to make this short feature with no dialogue in order to concentrate the attention to actors' acting. <br /><br />There was enough dialog in the film for the audience to understand what they wanted. The problem though, is that there is only one person who speaks, the doctor (Tomei).<br... | 0.999992 | 0.000008 |
I saw this movie a | I saw this movie a few years back on cable, and really enjoyed it!! This movie is very similar to the much more famous movie "The Village" (2000), which was made over 100 years later. This movie takes place during the early 19th century "Scarecrow" epidemic in the Eastern United States. It is about a young orphaned wom... | I saw this movie a couple of days ago when I stumbled upon it while surfing the web. And I was happy about that, really, to be honest. When I saw it was in the 'festival section', I knew what to expect: an unknown story and an unknown movie. I didn't expect much from it, because there seemed to be very little about it ... | 0.99999 | 0.00001 |
Why Hollywood feels the need | Why Hollywood feels the need to make terrible, mediocre sequels for just about any successful film is beyond me. For once, the sequel to this movie was actually better than the original. Of course, there was still plenty wrong with it. The acting was very mediocre considering the talent involved. The animation is so-so... | Why Hollywood feels the need to remake classic horror movies at the drop of a hat is beyond me. It's the same story. Same characters. Same themes. Same sets. Same acting. Even if you like the remakes, why remake classics? It's just a sad truth that it has lost any kind of artistic value. Sure, I'm a sucker for some gor... | 0.999997 | 0.000003 |
OK this movie was made | OK this movie was made for MST3K and of course was awesome. It was a very funny movie, that was stupid and I loved it! <br /><br />The movie is about a man named Richard Miller, who invents a ray gun, the Raycoaster, that melts people. It becomes illegal and he is killed and that is when the story starts.<br /><br />Th... | OK this movie was made for people who are into the 70's, I am from the 70's and can admit I have to watch some movies to get my kicks and this is def a lot of the time... but this is crap, the story is so fake its sad. The girls body was shot beautifully so some credit can be applied for good looks but the rest of this... | 0.601548 | 0.398452 |
The night of the prom: | The night of the prom: A car comes to pick up the girl from which the boy is supposed to take home. The father of the girl gets on. The chauffeur notices the girl is carrying a brown paper bag, and asks what is inside. She shows the items in it: it is full of guns. The chauffeur gets scared and he takes them away from ... | The night of the prom: a bunch of high school students get locked in the school building and are chased by a homicidal maniac. Sound familiar? That's because this slasher is obviously a rip-off of the Scream trilogy, and frankly it's not particularly well done. For one thing, the plot doesn't really make much sense, as... | 0.812278 | 0.187722 |
The acting was horrendous as | The acting was horrendous as the story is not that great either. However, there are two reasons to watch it: first - the beautiful and always underrated Daryl Hannah and second - all the gratuitous sex scenes.<br /><br />Also, I want to ask who wrote this script? I want to punch them in the face. The characters in the ... | The acting was horrendous as the actors seem to have difficulty conveying their lines.The "plot" was non-existent and it only seemed to exist for the purpose of selling as many tickets as possible. This was just an action movie with no purpose except to have two (2) actresses have a fight in the middle of the desert wi... | 0.498532 | 0.501468 |
i saw this film by | i saw this film by chance in Canada on the public broadcaster CBC. i found it quite interesting from this angle. the director is really doing his best to tell the true facts, by re-enacting these incidents that happened in 1942 by two young men in the U.S. as well as by the Jewish families involved.<br /><br />at first... | i saw this film by chance at a free preview for the 2005 Cannes Festival. what a disappointment. i have already seen over 100 films from the Cannes, Berlin, and Venice festivals, and i have never seen such a bad flick. the music was completely horrible. i'm surprised it didn't win the Grand Prix for Best Music. it look... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
When I first saw the | When I first saw the film I was really disappointed. I thought it was a typical movie for girls. I don't know where the bad language comes in.<br /><br />But after I read many reviews on this film I got so excited. I didn't know the guy at all! I didn't know that someone would actually make a film about a real life per... | When I first saw the trailer for "Lazarus," I thought, "Wow, that's a really good story concept. I'm going to go see this movie." But then I realized -- what the hell are those people who can change from man to snake? That idea didn't sound very good after I saw the trailer.<br /><br />The biggest problem I have with t... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
We have all been asking | We have all been asking ourselves: what could possibly be funnier than a movie about the making of a movie about the making of a movie? (And we all thought "Gilliam") Well, this answers the question.<br /><br />It has to be stated that "Mystery Men" is definitely a movie that would be more appreciated by someone famili... | We have all been asking ourselves this question for years now. Do we wish we didn't make the same choices we have made up to here, and try out some different paths in life. That is why when I sat down to watch the first episode, I actually cared about the future of these people, their love lives, kids and so. It is a d... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I'm a big fan of | I'm a big fan of Tom Hanks but after this movie, I realize he's going downhill. He does the voice of the dog in a lot of bad movies, especially those from Disney. This is no exception. There are no funny dog voices in this movie, just an old man who talks like he's from the 60s. At least, he was funny in "Big." The dog... | I'm a big fan of old movies, I watch a lot every year, but this new version is a big disappointment. Why? I've tried to answer that myself for several days now, and only can come up with 2 reasons: 1. The director lost the creative spark that the original film had and the original script had - or just plain lost his in... | 0.497516 | 0.502484 |
First of all, if you'r | First of all, if you'r in the mood for some funny and cool 90s movie with a bad story, you should read this one. Because this is a bad story and a cool movie. This is a movie for 14 year-old teenagers who enjoy laughing with stupid jokes. Well, OK! The story, it doesn't matter you shouldn't expect that and the characte... | First of all, if you'r going to take some other film and make it as your own, you better had at least some of your own creative things in it. Because at the time you're not only robbing a movie but also your audience. In my opinion "Redline" was a much better product which was based on the "Van Helsing" idea. But this ... | 0.951139 | 0.048861 |
In my knowledge, Largo winch | In my knowledge, Largo winch movies like "les valseuses", "les promesse de Cassandre" and now "l'envers du décor" are the kind of film that I cannot avoid to see and I have always enjoyed them... except for "l'envers du décor".<br /><br />All the characters were not easy to understand (who is a bad person? ), and the p... | In my knowledge, Largo winch had an optioned the rights to Robert Ludlum's novel to produce this film. Robert Ludlum had been a prolific writer in the field of espionage and his name became synonymous with the adventure genre. My memory of the book was that it had a very strong female lead - unfortunately she doesn't a... | 0.999926 | 0.000074 |
Chilly, alienating adaptation of Rebecca | Chilly, alienating adaptation of Rebecca West's novel, in which she portrays herself and other women as an object of jealousy, paranoia, and psychosis on the part of British intelligence during WWII. The film has a certain interest in the story, but doesn't deliver much because it takes up so many other avenues in tell... | Chilly, alienating adaptation of Rebecca West's "Lady with Red Hair" is a failure that betrays a lack of screen sense in the actors. While the material is solid and moving, the direction (Ralph Bakshi, who shows only an occasional flicker of what we know he possesses) is clumsy, making the tone and mood inconsistent. T... | 0.477025 | 0.522975 |
but "Cinderella" gets my vote, | but "Cinderella" gets my vote, because that was my favorite one when I was a little girl. I was pretty young, but I was sure impressed with the Cinderella's dress, and the beautiful singing talents of the mice. My mom and I bought the Cinderella DVD recently, and we've been watching it every week for the past couple of... | but "Cinderella" gets my vote, mostly because Disney had a nice way to include it with the 28 animated films that it put in 1 DVD 20 years ago. It's now called Disneys Great Fairy Tales Collection. I'm not sure anyone has seen all 28. I love "Cinderella" and the other animated classics. I don't know if those movies are... | 0.754546 | 0.245454 |
Just saw it yesterday in | Just saw it yesterday in a French movie theater. It was truly a delightful picture. It is quite obvious that the creators and actors did not make it like that to make money, but as an experiment. It is very original, because it does not try to follow some rules and formulas but to develop a new and fresh story. Unfortu... | Just saw it yesterday in a midnight premiere. I haven't seen any other 3-D film that was this bad, and that's saying something... I remember watching "Mars Attacks!" when it was originally released. I remember thinking, "Holy Guacamole! 3-D effects are cool!" Back then, films like this were a rarity. That's mostly why ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
When I bought this DVD | When I bought this DVD it was originally titled "The Devil's Disciples" which should have given me a strong warning. Don't judge me on the fact that a) I have not seen the original and b) I don't know what I was expecting to see, but I was let down in both respects. The film is shot in what passes for a 1940's film noi... | When I bought this DVD cheap used from a friend he and I both had our hopes up high that this would not be another case of a bad, bad movie. Unfortunately, what we got was a bad, bad movie. My first warning sign was when my friend told me that we had to fast forward through a good 30 minutes of the action because it wa... | 0.50444 | 0.49556 |
(I'll indicate in this review | (I'll indicate in this review any spoilers.)<br /><br />There's a lot of things I love about this movie. I'm a huge fan of the actors and characters within, but perhaps my favorite facet of this movie is the fact that it contains perhaps the greatest example of a character-driven plot I've ever seen (no offense to the ... | (I'll indicate in this review whether the spoilers are the sort of simple plot ones or the sort that involve the plot point of 'X makes the characters do things that no human being would in real life, hence why this is a comedy or otherwise.'<br /><br />SPOILERS FOR PLOT: There aren't many in this film - and as I'm loo... | 0.853183 | 0.146817 |
Having loved 'Paris, Je T'aime', | Having loved 'Paris, Je T'aime', I was so excited to watch this and I have to say that it was a delightful experience!<br /><br />Being a huge fan of both the director and the original film, this sequel is full of the charm and flair that have become Leos Caras's trademark. Also a huge plus is that the original directo... | Having loved 'Paris, Je T'aime', I approached this film with some reservation. I was not impressed. <br /><br />What should have been a showcase for New York City's many interesting landscapes (e.g., the waterfront, the old warehouses, etc.), became little more than a vehicle to present some pretty young actors acting ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I saw this regurgitated pile | I saw this regurgitated pile of tripe on the Late Late Show with Jerry Springer. If I didn't know better watching this would have you think these people have never had sex or don't know what sex is all about. <br /><br />There is no real story line. The way Springers did it made me want to throw up. A lot of very very ... | I saw this regurgitated pile of crap the night it was released. It was just as awful as I expected it to be. And why do you think the director decided to make four of them? I guess maybe if you didn't enjoy the original, maybe the same thing again would be nice. I guess I wanted too much. | 0.497596 | 0.502404 |
I've never been to Paris, | I've never been to Paris, but this film certainly helps. I love this film, and its really strange that it's not available on our continent (at least I don't know any), I'm from Denmark so I have to be more specific. It takes place in the winter of 1968 in Paris and its a story about relationships and love between a Swe... | I've never been to Paris, but this film made me want to go there so bad! The way that the city was shot and the way it all came together in my opinion was absolutely genius. The way he told the stories and the way it was so beautifully shot made me want to go to Paris and experience everything that it has to offer. I j... | 0.492671 | 0.507329 |
This was a movie i | This was a movie i wanted to watch for a long time so i went to buy it. Since i could not find it in the video stores i had to buy it on the internet with amazon.com. It turns out that although this movie has won an Oscar the quality sucks! The audio is distorted. Sometimes it sounds like the actors are talking under w... | This was a movie i would not recomend to anyone.<br /><br />If they only could have done a decent story it could have saved the movie.<br /><br />I have never seen one movie with so many problems and unexpriedenced people.<br /><br />The story is just something about 2 men that loves each other with no story behind it.... | 0.502503 | 0.497497 |
Following the success of "Paris, | Following the success of "Paris, Texas", it would be easy to assume that director John (or Jim) Briley would follow with another drama. While "Paris, Texas" was indeed the better movie (I only say that because it was his first movie to see, not that I consider it his worst), here Briley focuses on a totally different t... | Following the success of "Paris, Texas", director Wim Wenders made this film about a young American couple traveling through West Germany in 1967, in time to meet the head rush of the hippie movement which was still very much part of European culture and mentality at that time.<br /><br />The main character, Karl Brett... | 0.54866 | 0.45134 |
A few years back the | A few years back the movie company came to town for some filming and gave the school a short movie shot on video of a girl and a woman dressed in a "Dungeons and Dragons" get-up. <br /><br />I saw the movie and was hooked. Now almost all we do in our meetings is read the rules over and over. And I think that is a good ... | A few years back the BBC produced a documentary series exploring the link between genetics and what makes people behave in a certain manner. They had done two shows by the time I first saw this and it was actually in preparation for the second, as the host of the show, Kate de la Beeche, was a very good interviewer who... | 0.57223 | 0.42777 |
An anthology is always risky | An anthology is always risky business, because there is no continuity, no cohesive plot line, and there is always a good chance that some of the segments won't work well or will even be boring. These can usually be forgiven though, because the anthology provides a diverse collection of stories that show a wide variety ... | An anthology is always risky business. There are lots of chances for some real duds to appear as parts, and the overall result doesn't always add up to a lot more than the collection of parts. I can't say that's exactly the case with THE CHAIRMAN, which is a series of five stories involving characters from the first SH... | 0.497556 | 0.502444 |
New York, I Love You, | New York, I Love You, is a delightful romp though the City of Life! Featuring 21 well-known directors from around the world, this 2 hour anthology film moves quickly from story to story capturing the best of what each brings to view. New York City is presented in the best light, with its great landmarks like Central Pa... | New York, I Love You, the 5 minute mini-movies, although not all brilliant, are great because there is a wide variety of people and story lines here. A great example of the genre. The film has a lot of nice moments, the cinematography is generally great and the editing is very good. The best stories (IMHO) are Gwyneth ... | 0.512706 | 0.487294 |
The problems with this film | The problems with this film are myriad. The main one being, despite many great actors in starring roles, these people are not given enough to work with. And I would call a lot of the writing terrible, though this isn't surprising as the film's producer, George Schlatter, also wrote the original TV series. The script is... | The problems with this film are simply too many for me to count. The dialogue between the main characters is forced and not in the slightest believable. Some of the characters are downright stupid. Take the girl they hire as a receptionist, for example. We never have any information given to help the viewer to understa... | 0.5 | 0.5 |
There is a reason this | There is a reason this movie has been shown on Sundance. It's a nice piece of cinema, the story not especially shocking, although it could be a bit more clear how the plot-line goes. The story is about a lonely family trying to move on in life. After the death of their youngest sibling, the family makes a move to anoth... | There is a reason this movie only received about $23,000 in theatrical release. For one, they should have stuck to pornography like they did in the 70's. The acting was horrible, the plot stultured, the plot twist had been done already, and the director and script was awful.<br /><br />The only redeeming feature to thi... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Thanks to some infamous home | Thanks to some infamous home-rental websites, I got to watch this movie for myself in a big way. At the time I thought it was a very enjoyable low budget flick, even if it wasn't very original. The film's basic concept isn't actually new. I'd even say it's a mix of very common "scary movie" ideas. Yet due to being shot... | Thanks to some infamous home video distribution company, I was able to get my hands on a copy of this film. I actually wasn't expecting it to be a very good movie at all, but at least I was getting rid of a copy of it after it showed me the first 90 minutes.<br /><br />I hate to say this, but I have often wondered how ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Garson Kanin wrote and directed | Garson Kanin wrote and directed this 1947 film. It's a comedy and a romance, it's about the life of a Broadway producer named Harold Shumaker (played by James Stewart). He's a successful and popular producer, but he's on the edge of having a divorce and has no time at all for anything or anyone but his work. Then an ol... | Garson Kanin wrote and directed this off-beat comedy about a young woman who has a very unusual gift--and an even more unusual boyfriend who also has an unusual power...she's a fire-starter, and he can make flowers and grass sprout from the ground. This 1940 film stars a young Anne Baxter and John Garfield (he's a bit ... | 0.793424 | 0.206576 |
Casting bone to pick: David | Casting bone to pick: David Alan Grier. The former "Saturday Night Live" cast member, in one of his most memorable performances, plays a young African American man who falls for a woman he finds attractive - only he doesn't realize she's white; he thinks she's of his own race. The film itself is a send-up on racism rel... | Casting bone to pick: David O'Neal? Seriously, what's his beef here? In the name of a bad screenplay and acting, this is a poor film. It is not a "must see" movie. It is not a movie that deserves your money. | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
I can only believe that | I can only believe that the positive comments about this film are false. My god, how did that make it to the IMDB's top 250? I have yet to find one redeeming quality in it. The acting is just atrocious and even some of the actors that got to play the parts that make you feel like there's something worth watching seem t... | I can only believe that some of the ratings this film is receiving are by the type of people that like to rent the movie because it is a low budget horror film like most of the 80's films. The thing people need to understand is that this film was shot on a budget of about $500,000 by independent group called "The Asylu... | 0.40077 | 0.59923 |
I was thrilled to watch | I was thrilled to watch another documentary made by the director of 'City of God'. This is a well made and interesting documentary focusing on the lives of some young men in the slums of Rio. It covers the lives of these men during the 2003 World Cup, as they face many problems. The director gets to know these boys, an... | I was thrilled to watch the film on the BBC's 'Screen Two', as I'd read a rave review in 'Flicks Magazine' (my husband told me that was the name they had given it), and I'm glad to say it didn't disappoint my high hopes! I thought the story was well done, with a good pace and plenty of suspense in order to keep you eng... | 0.510739 | 0.489261 |
Up until the last 20 | Up until the last 20 years I thought the best of the series was the third one. I'm pleased to say I now think this is the best of the lot. (A statement not often repeated I suspect!) It still surprises me on how few people know who Jane Russell is. She is truly brilliant (when she is 'normal' that is) and one of the fi... | Up until the last 20 minutes of the movie, I was absolutely dumbstruck. You could never tell if this really happened. Or at least, I wasn't sure. There was just so many inconsistencies throughout the film, and at a few points, it even seemed like my brain was starting to hurt. <br /><br />It seemed like the movie was w... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
When I sat down to | When I sat down to rent this movie the back of the box was all over me. This movie is about a homeless man named Charles Bukowski who was a very un-liked and hated man by his family and those who did not like his writing. It is a movie based upon a book by Ron Shelton as is directed and written by Bruce Robinson. It's ... | When I sat down to watch this movie I couldn't help being excited for the first two minutes before I realized that I had to see how many minutes were left of the movie to get back to the real world. I was disappointed in this movie. The plot was weak and the dialogue was poor, there wasn't much else in this movie to ev... | 0.999993 | 0.000007 |
Long, boring, blasphemous. Never have | Long, boring, blasphemous. Never have I watched a film that left me as despondent as this one. What on earth was David Lynch thinking. The characters are as empty as the soundtrack, so I had to play my own music, which was less than helpful. What about the plot? Well, they are no plots, there are some loose ideas. The ... | Long, boring, blasphemous. Never have I been so sick of Hollywood before. I sat through all 3 episodes, hoping against hope at every turn. I wish I could say that the acting was at least good, but it wasn't. In hindsight, I should have watched this in the wee hours of the morning when I would have been able to stay wat... | 0.495604 | 0.504396 |
An executive, very successful in | An executive, very successful in all the business aspects of his life, has a massive heart attack and survives only after undergoing extensive surgery. He wakes up with the kind of memory loss that many survivors have - he's only aware of the 24 hours of the last day of his life, from when he left his office to the nex... | An executive, very successful in his job but whose life is going nowhere, is haunted by a murderous childhood memory that will haunt him with nightmares and hallucinations.<br /><br />I have never been a big fan of horror films, particularly when the only aim seems to be to make the audience scream out in terror. I lik... | 0.999996 | 0.000004 |
First of all, I was | First of all, I was a teen when this film came out and really enjoyed the movie. I'm sure the original book really isn't as good as the movie. It's not because the movie was bad, it's just because I haven't read the book. This movie is very good and I'm surprised that no one else has given credit to it! This will defin... | First of all, I was raised on the first "C" movie, and I must say I loved it and still do. However, this movie doesn't even come close to the original. The plot was way too long and boring. I am an animation major in college, and this movie showed how hard they would have to work to create "C" parts even with the bigge... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
Nicholas Walker is Paul, the | Nicholas Walker is Paul, the main character whose mental state begins to deteriorate when his lover of twelve years is killed in a car explosion in Paris. He is traumatized and soon is suffering from hallucinations and dreams until, finally, his reality becomes a nightmare.<br /><br />The film is the debut film of Walk... | Nicholas Walker is Paul, the middle child with the most significant personality issues. Paul is jealous of the youngest child and becomes convinced that she is a witch. For those not familiar with the books, "Harry Potter" is a modern wizard story, but one told from the perspective of the child witch not the child wiza... | 0.704562 | 0.295438 |
Towards the end of this | Towards the end of this classic British comedy there is a scene where the title character, the Vicar of Greenhedge Parochial Church of England parish in Hertfordshire (Peter Sellers) is having tea with a young lady's family. As the tea is being presented, the mother asks him: "What will you have with your tea, sir?" To... | Towards the end of this film, I didn't so much leave the theatre as step out, open mouthed from the shock of it all.<br /><br />I wasn't quite so shocked when the first person got shot, but during the next 80 minutes, I was subjected to so much more filth than anyone deserves, that I felt like puking and getting away f... | 0.999998 | 0.000002 |
Where to start... If this | Where to start... If this was to be ranked up there with the classic TV show Night stalker or the original series, it's a sad testament as to where TV is at. It's laughable story lines, inane dialogue, 2nd rate acting and poor production design has made a mockery of what was once a cult series. <br /><br />First off, i... | Where to start... If this movie was written by the same people who brought us "Blade 2" and "Blade Trinity" you have to wonder who they were high on?!<br /><br />While these two movies were atrocious anyway, the script this movie uses is just plain bad! If it weren't for the fact that you've already spent time on the m... | 0.498479 | 0.501521 |
Instead, go to the zoo, | Instead, go to the zoo, rent "Crocodile" and watch it with your kids. You'll laugh more (crocodile jokes are so funny).<br /><br />But this film is so bad, I can't even begin to count how many times it annoyed me. It didn't even try.<br /><br />The whole "Dungeons and Dragons" subtext is so cheesy it's ridiculous. The ... | Instead, go to the zoo, pet a koala bear! I cannot express (with words) how much I regret wasting 90 minutes on this movie and would rather cut my right arm off than watch it again! <br /><br />One of the main problems with this movie: the "special effects" (if you can even call it that) are totally lame! I mean, what ... | 0.499511 | 0.500489 |
I had quite high hopes | I had quite high hopes of seeing something that would be original and maybe even disturbing. I was not disappointed, but it was still a disappointment. As I watched this film, I expected that at some point something would happen, but I didn't realize how late it would be before anything actually ever happened. I could ... | I had quite high hopes. I was ready for any kind of surprise--as long as the film did not try to explain anything it would not understand. I guess I was more concerned with that issue than most, because the people who rated this movie (and who gave it such an overwhelming '1' rating) didn't seem to have a clue what the... | 0.4976 | 0.5024 |
"Plan B" is strictly by-the-numbers | "Plan B" is strictly by-the-numbers TV. What this means is that this show is like "The West Wing", the other show that stars the man playing the role here. Like that show, it's all talk, all about "issues", with a plot, a story and characters to fit those issues. It also means that the characters never grow up. They ar... | "Plan B" is strictly by-the-numbers environmental documentary. The film features all of the usual suspects: Robert Kennedy Jr, Al Gore, Jane Goodall, etc. No one should doubt the planet is in serious trouble. There is no debate whatsoever on that point. The only question is how to fix it. The film does not give us any ... | 0.340732 | 0.659268 |
I had the misfortune to | I had the misfortune to miss the end to The Apprentice because I was working and I was sick the next day and couldn't watch it. I got up and found the DVD on my home library but I haven't been able to watch since... I am a huge reality TV fan and this being another one of those shows. It's not completely worthless but ... | I had the misfortune to watch this film on a Saturday afternoon where there was nothing else to watch. The film starts off slow, nothing too much action or plot development to get you hooked. Just as you start to get bored and think you want to go for a coffee, the film turns into a violent and blood thirsty gore fest ... | 0.89624 | 0.10376 |
Even though there's a repertoire | Even though there's a repertoire of movies that are better than this one, I must confess that I prefer it. I have not seen a more enjoyable and a more funny one, with such great actors (Eddie Murphy was amazing in this movie). But don't be fooled, it's not a comedy. This one is an excellent family movie about the impor... | Even though there's a repertoire of thousands of 80's songs i could pick that is just as bad as "Party On The Beach", you can be damn sure i could never ever choose one to replace "Party On The Beach" in my bottom 10 list of all time worst songs ever created (even if the world would be threatened without it). I really ... | 0.999999 | 0.000001 |
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