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This agonizing comedy-drama got surprisingly sterling reviews upon its release in 1979. I remember opening the movie-section of the L.A. Times and looking at a 2-page advertisement for "Chapter Two" filled with glowing captions like: "Better than 'The Goodbye Girl'!" and "Neil Simon does it again!" What does Neil Simon... | 0neg | its release, and it is one of the few comedies I will see again within a week after seeing. The problem was that unlike other recent comedies about dysfunctional families, this film focused on the problems with the mother rather than the father.<br /><br />The problem is that although the movie has some great moments ... | its release. It was based on a screen play by Sam Raimi and Robert Weismiller, who had also penned "Darkfall," but that movie had been reworked into something much darker than what it started out as. However the film ended up being about three hours of wasted time with poor scriptwriting and forgettable performances.<... | its initial release, but it failed to impress even more viewers. The cast seemed too small for the material and they are pretty awful in their roles; you can tell from the beginning that a lot of work went into this movie only to find out it couldn't pull itself off.<br /><br />The story is very simple: an American co... | its release, but it failed to establish a proper narrative. The story is simple: A 15-year-old boy (Jack Lemmon) takes his mom's car for an impromptu road trip across the country -- from Chicago to New York City by way of Los Angeles and Washington DC.<br /><br />At first he looks cool and well-organized in his new ou... | This agonizing comedy-drama got surprisingly sterling reviews upon | 0.000549 | 0.000485 | 0.000488 | 0.000482 |
Thanks to a dull, dimensionless screenplay by Neil Simon, and lackluster direction from Robert Moore, Chapter Two becomes a shrill showcase for Marsha Mason who received her third of four Oscar nods for Chapter Two giving the same performance here that she gave in Cinnderella Liberty(73), The Goodbye Girl(77), Audrey R... | 0neg | LaBute and the often irritating John Cusack (and then an even worse script from his long-time friend Richard Linklater), this is not only one of the worst movies ever made but probably never will be. The performances are so bad that it's actually rather unsettling.<br /><br />Cusack plays David Kessler, who runs what ... | LaBute and the wretched direction of David Gordon Green (the director in charge for most of this film), you have the best chance at seeing any sort of joy or humor in this trash. I'm not sure what more one can say about it than "This is stupid." The acting is dreadful; nobody's life really seemed so dreary as the stor... | Simon (who also wrote and directed this) and a stilted direction by Tony Richardson, the scriptwriters at Warner Brothers must have been in for an unpleasant surprise when they sat down one afternoon with their new scripts. The story of a man who tries to sell his soul as a porn star was supposed to be about love conq... | LaBute (who also directed the excellent film) this "horror" movie is so utterly boring that I found myself yawning right through it. The actors are uninteresting and they look like cardboard cut-outs.<br /><br />There's nothing original here at all - there's only one reason for watching this: because my wife likes it ... | Thanks to a dull, dimensionless screenplay by Neil | 0.000492 | 0.000482 | 0.000503 | 0.000505 |
What a piece of stupid tripe.<br /><br />I won't even waste time evaluating any of the points of this show. It's not worth the time. The one comment I will make is - why get such a DUMB, inarticulate doofus to be the star?!?<br /><br />There aren't many more dismal testimonials to the deteriorating mental condition of ... | 0neg | have seen this film on the DVD and I actually laughed out loud when it was over. No wonder they didn't release it in theaters. A really good movie, but not worth spending your time to watch. Don't waste money on this one...no way! 1/5 Stars<br /><br />'Gangster' - John Travolta is excellent as Robert Stack's son. This... | seen some movies, but this one was no where near the best. The acting by John Ritter is weak and his character just can't act like he's supposed to. This film has absolutely nothing to do with him being as ridiculous looking as they say that he looks in real life so what would you think? He probably doesn't look too b... | hate to compare this film with other films, but I've seen quite the number. This was clearly written by someone who doesn't know how to direct or write and is completely clueless on any level as far as scriptwriting goes. From opening credits (which are just some cheap looking "special effects" for a movie that has no... | watched this because i got hooked on the T.V. and thought "oh boy, it looks like my favorite show is going to be shown every Saturday afternoon at 9PM". Well what happened next was utter madness...<br /><br />"Kwanzaan" -a group of black people who are supposed to promote Kwanana or something about that - is the name ... | What a piece of stupid tripe.<br /><br />I | 0.000524 | 0.000484 | 0.000483 | 0.000497 |
You loose 100 IQ points just for tuning in. This show has to be awful, I refuse to tune in from just what I've seen in commercials. Where did they dig this guy up at anyway? Also, what do they intend to do next season? The secret is out. Everyone already knows the set up? Are they going to look for people who has been ... | 0neg | in. <br /><br />I was a student of a school where our principal gave us such the assignment: "How can you make this movie so good?" The teacher wrote down the result and said it on every TV station he could reach. Every year, since I live near them, everyone wanted to see that episode when they were playing cards.<br ... | into this movie. I feel sorry for the cast and crew of this piece of garbage that has been made in a matter of days. The acting is awful, they had to have done some great work on the script because it's such a poor excuse for an action flick.<br /><br />There are so many things wrong with this film you can see by look... | in to this show. I am not a big fan of the TV show but if you like sitcoms, then don't tune into it.<br /><br />It is way more entertaining than The Simpsons and even better than Friends.<br /><br />The acting is so bad that one would be inclined to think they are getting paid by Fox Television's pay check. There was ... | in to this movie.<br /><br />The story is about a young girl who dreams of being an actress and her father, the director. When she's sixteen they finally decide that it would be best if she became an actor instead of having a career as a ballerina....and then one thing leads to another...<br /><br />This film doesn't ... | You loose 100 IQ points just for tuning | 0.000929 | 0.000481 | 0.000487 | 0.000514 |
Final Score...who cares - it's a reality show. It has no love for it's audience, it panders to lazy TV viewers, puts nothing in and gets nothing out.<br /><br />"Joe Millionaire", the most blatantly phony reality show of them all, is a television disaster of epic proportions. It's a watershed, rock bottom moment, not o... | 0neg | The only reason I'd watch this was to see if one of my friends had the guts to come up with something original and funny, since the last couple years has seen some truly awful material being put out there by so-called comedians (e.g., Jeff Daniels in 'Weird Al' Yankovic') who are better at making themselves look bad t... | So in the past 10 years there have been three other "Gangbangers" series and all of them are terrible, except one that had some decent acting.<br /><br />This is pure crap. It was made by the same people who produced The X-Files: Aerial Conspiracy or Who Do We Know?, which also featured two good actors but bad scriptw... | The fact that the audience is in constant panic, and every second of the first 20 minutes (well, about an hour) are spent watching this idiotic film makes me laugh with joy.<br /><br />And I also love all these people who can't stand any criticism or talk to anyone outside their personal circle - they're like a bunch ... | If you're not in the know, this is your chance to see what makes the real world work and how some people have to do something different from the rest of us.<br /><br />I saw this on HBO at around 10pm last night (after my daughter had gone off for bed). I'd forgotten about the series as soon as I turned it off but the... | Final Score...who cares - it's a reality show. | 0.000521 | 0.000489 | 0.000493 | 0.986217 |
<br /><br />I watched this movie just a little while ago and I found that this movie was terrible! It moved very slowly and was hardly entertaining!<br /><br />Sorry for all those that liked it.... this is only my opinion! | 0neg | couple of hours ago, and it was such an unbelievable waste of time. The plot is so stupid that there's no real point to the whole thing (a robot who can't talk gets his own talking machine! How does he keep in touch with other robots? What are they for anyway?!). Also, I didn't find out where it came from or if any mo... | few minutes ago and I am really sorry. If you are like me, then watch it because there is no other way to do so.<br /><br />First of all, the story (this is what makes a film good), although not very original or innovative in my opinion, was terrible. As usual after watching many movies from these types of films, I th... | few months ago (2001) and I found it to be one of the most enjoyable movies that I have ever seen. It was so amazing that even if you don't like superheroes, or especially Captain America, you will love watching him save the day!<br /><br />The story is incredible; there were many times when you thought "this is going... | couple of hours ago and I have to say that it was a very good movie. It had some great actors in the cast such as John Cusack, Uma Thurman and Kevin Spacey who all did a fantastic job.<br /><br />John Cusack does an amazing performance here when he plays Michael Horsell. I've read on IMDb how much this actor has done ... | <br /><br />I watched this movie just a | 0.000489 | 0.000486 | 0.998926 | 0.998911 |
A film about the Harlem Renaissance and one author in particular. It contrasts it with a modern day story about a young, gay, black artist.<br /><br />If that sounds vague it's because the movie itself is. It's well-directed, fairly well-written and (for the most part) well-acted. Also the scenes in the past are shot i... | 0neg | of its greatest luminaries, Paul Laurence挺well. I was really impressed by this movie because it dealt with a topic that is not often discussed in films (a white male becoming part of the black community). Although it's very short (just 97 minutes) you can't help but feel like you know more about the story from this th... | of its most famous African-American artists - Thaddeus D. Jackson (Jesse Lively).<br /><br />This was a great movie, but not as great as it could be. The script is full of "I'm going to write this now" lines that show how much time has passed since 1965.<br /><br />It also had some obvious racial problems with racism ... | of my all-time favorite period pieces. The music, especially from Duke Ellington's orchestra is just wonderful.<br /><br />This movie won an Academy Award in 1950 for Best Picture--a rare accomplishment for a black director! It has been released on DVD with "All I Ask" by Elvin Jones as part of this box set.<br /><br ... | man's quest to go back into that period, but not without some problems. This is a classic example of how Hollywood can be used in an unflattering way by filmmakers whose job it is to showcase certain aspects of our history.<br /><br />This review will include my own personal views on this film (I'm actually quite part... | A film about the Harlem Renaissance and one | 0.998928 | 0.998866 | 0.99888 | 0.998363 |
Uh oh! Another gay film. This time it's showing the black side. Bet your last dollar it's gonna have an unhappy ending! But WHY? With only less than a half dozen exceptions, ALL gay films have to end in death or an "addio" finale. It's like all the European Film Noir releases in the 40's, 50's, 60's, and 70's. The lead... | 0neg | a love story between an older man and a younger one.<br /><br />Well, actually I've seen this before...and I think it was very good.<br /><br />The two actors are both solid performers as they play their characters. The plot is not too different from the original movie about men falling for each other because of their... | the movie version of "The Naked Mile".<br /><br />This one was very disappointing.<br /><br />I liked this film because I really enjoyed watching "Kiki & The 80s", but it would have been much better if there had not been such a lot going on in the plot, like how Kiki and her friends are chased by cops who kill them of... | about a lesbian couple, played by Emily Mortimer and John Rhys-Davies (no relation to the late David Harewood). I had read one of Robert Ludlum's books at some point in my life where there is an affair between two men who are trying to get over their relationship.<br /><br />The story itself isn't much good. There see... | the same guy (or girl, as they're both played by men), just in a different kind of vehicle.<br /><br />The plot is about him being forced to spend his youth trying to make up for his past with some other man who he has fallen for and falls madly in love with one night when she tries to sleep on his couch at her apartm... | Uh oh! Another gay film. This time it's | 0.998884 | 0.00057 | 0.000488 | 0.997191 |
Another of many nearly forgotten movies cranked out by Poverty Row in the 1930's, resurrected by the magic of DVD.<br /><br />Starring stock Universal player Lionel Atwill (often a supporting actor in numerous Frankenstein movies) as a pair of twins involved in a murder racket. One kills the victims (stockbrokers invol... | 0neg | in the 1930s by some young prodigy director or actor. It was shot on location at a former train station and filmed as if it were from 25 years later, with great costumes (despite the fact that they don't really fit into anything) set against an imposing backdrop of stone walls.<br /><br />The film is actually quite go... | by this prolific director who, in his day, had no real reputation among American moviegoers. This one isn't bad and the story is not that great either - just a lot of kids going off on their own for some reason.<br /><br />The film has an interesting opening scene which shows how kids are being led away from home and ... | by the Japanese "film school" in late 60's and early 70's. Although it is a parody, its not one for those looking to see some real entertainment! The plot was simple: A couple gets abducted from their home, they have an hour or so before dawn when a young boy tries to rescue them but fails (I think he dies during this... | by the legendary cult filmmaker George A. Romero (also known as G.R.). With his usual flair for weird, this time he decided to take us on a journey through an old country cemetery...I mean in America.<br /><br />This film is about four college friends who decide that they're going over to their grandmother's house and... | Another of many nearly forgotten movies cranked out | 0.998904 | 0.991758 | 0.000731 | 0.000485 |
This one is a real bomb. We are supposed to believe that Merle Oberon is the sequestered daughter of an ambitious politician who must prove to the Tom DeLay of the 1930s that he is worth supporting as a presidential candidate. Poor Merle can't go anywhere, but is surrounded by politicians and their quacking, quaking wi... | 0neg | told that the film tells "the story of two young men whose lives fall into turmoil over an accidental death. The first, a doctor, has his nose cut out by another man in a car crash; and the second dies horribly at age 25 from AIDS-related complications, when she was just 17 years old." And then we get to watch these p... | introduced to the main characters and then there is the most annoying character in film history...the girl who wears black. I cannot stand her or even tolerate this movie, which has become my favorite of all time because she was the only good reason for watching it.<br /><br />I know that the plot may sound pretty che... | given the impression that this film was made by an inexperienced director who has little or no experience of making films but when we watch it in its entirety, there are moments where you wonder whether he really knows what he's doing.<br /><br />The story follows three young men (one Irish and two English) on their w... | expected to believe it's about the 10 year old daughter of this famous couple, who can do anything and make anyone go crazy but that she was born on Christmas Eve? It could have been done better.<br /><br />We even have two of her brothers in town... why would they be involved?<br /><br />What kind of movie does this ... | This one is a real bomb. We are | 0.000518 | 0.000481 | 0.000486 | 0.000487 |
The subject is certainly compelling: a group of people take their love of gaming one step further by creating a fake medieval world full of warriors, kings, princes and castles. Wargaming is an interesting phenomena that delves into our collective need to "escape" from reality and the sometimes mundaneness of our exist... | 0neg | middle-aged people who've lost their job, moved into an old house they find in some countryside near the ocean. They're all going to become recluses there for three months - but just as soon as it's over, they'll be returning to normal life.<br /><br />What can go wrong? Well, firstly one character finds himself falli... | people, some very different from themselves, live in an apartment building. The premise seems to be something like "people who are so different they don't get along". But it's not that simple.<br /><br />It would appear the film makers thought it was easy enough to do what little work or effort there really seemed to ... | people, apparently from different backgrounds (in this case, not so much), are locked in an alley and forced to make choices between life and death. These choices have profound consequences.<br /><br />However, there's no reason why anyone should care about the movie--the characters aren't all that interesting or well... | kids who all share the same birthday and can only celebrate together on their birthdays. It's easy to see why these kids are separated so early in life, but how did they end up being together? This movie has none of that.<br /><br />What we have here is an old-school family drama. The parents (of course) act as if it ... | The subject is certainly compelling: a group of | 0.99891 | 0.001507 | 0.000501 | 0.998882 |
"Everything a great documentary could be"?? Yeah, if one is deaf, dumb, and blind. Everything but meaning, wit, visual style, and interesting subject matter. Aside from that. . .<br /><br />Seriously, volken. This is a movie that is completely inauthentic. An adventure doc with no adventure, a war doc with no feeling f... | 0neg | you're looking for an extremely informative or interesting film. This is simply one of the best documentaries I've ever seen and certainly worth watching twice.<br /><br />This movie shows how things have changed in Germany since WWII, from what we used to call "Sicherheitsdienst" (SS), to now something more like gove... | that's your definition of greatness. <br /><br />Nope; this film is just bad and boring.<br /><br />The only people who enjoyed it were the folks who wrote about it in high school history books. If you're not old enough to remember when they existed, then you can say "This movie sucks!" <br /><br />I watched most of i... | you can get past the fact that it was written by a man who has been given to us in some of his best lines: "The real problem with 'Crouching Tiger' is not its story. It's the way he tells it." To take away from what was said above, this film had everything - from good actors and well told stories all through to wonder... | you're looking for an entertaining but boring film then this may just suit your needs. If however you are interested in the subject matter it is not a bad movie at all! I've seen more documentaries than any other now on DVD so far and have never been disappointed by them!!! The only problem i had with "The Man From Sn... | "Everything a great documentary could be"?? Yeah, if | 0.998877 | 0.000486 | 0.998835 | 0.998913 |
As a "lapsed Catholic" who had 11 years of Catholic school, but hasn't been to Mass in 35 years except for weddings and funerals, I thought I'd get a kick out of this. And I did . . . for the first two-thirds of the movie. It was all the standard stuff -- strict parochial school teachings, repressed sexuality, etc. But... | 0neg | of total Catholic schooling I can tell you with certainty that the majority of people in America are not really Christian. They have very few or no close connections to Jesus and his teachings, if any.<br /><br />I'm sure we do believe God exists but don't think he's involved in our lives unless it is as an actor in s... | of education, I was expecting something as well thought provoking and insightful as the author's books on religion. Instead it is just an excuse to use religious imagery for political purposes.<br /><br />I have only been in the US about ten years so far but I can honestly say that I am not surprised at this movie bec... | in the Army, I was familiar with this movie. It's not an original premise but it is quite good for the military (and any other industry) as well as religion.<br /><br />It focuses on a young man named John that has lost his virginity to the local high school bullies after being kicked out of a rival highschool by one ... | of experience with the Church, and my wife's background as one too (I'm in the business) I have been unable to make sense of this movie. I do not see how it is even possible that someone could put such an awful story about the priesthood into a film. The plot seems outlandish; like they were trying to cram something o... | As a "lapsed Catholic" who had 11 years | 0.000722 | 0.00049 | 0.998861 | 0.000484 |
This is a film that takes some digesting. On the one hand, we are offered a tough outward shell, a story that does not only derive the Catholic Church, but does so foolishly, and uninformed. On an inner layer, we are offered a story of orthodoxy over orthopraxis, and what happens when people follow blindly a faith that... | 0neg | It's not the most "sexy" of films, but it has its charms and I will give myself credit for being able to sit through all 102 minutes.<br /><br />One thing that really stands out about this movie though is how well casted each character was - especially Gena Rowlands as Alice (the only female in town) with her amazing ... | I think it's just as good now, 25 years later - the director and actors are still wonderful.<br /><br />The story of love, revenge & murder in London at the turn of the century is well established so why would anyone be attracted to this movie? Well if you want to see a British version with no plot or dialogue then gi... | I have had the pleasure of seeing it at various festivals around North America and elsewhere, but this movie was one where my brain wasn't particularly keen on absorbing too much information within an hour or so after being given a copy (I'm 30 now). The premise for "The Big Sleep" has been touched upon many times by ... | It's not all good news if you're expecting to see the full story in one sitting, and it definitely goes out of your way for any subtleties that might be missed.<br /><br />The main characters are two families whose lives are intertwined - we know from the start that something will happen between them. The plot (as wel... | This is a film that takes some digesting. | 0.998938 | 0.998901 | 0.9989 | 0.998589 |
I am a Catholic taught in parochial elementary schools by nuns, taught by Jesuit priests in high school & college. I am still a practicing Catholic but would not be considered a "good Catholic" in the church's eyes because I don't believe certain things or act certain ways just because the church tells me to.<br /><br ... | 0neg | school. We never had an Easter egg hunt until 1974, and when we did have one there was always some sort of argument about what color eggs were to be handed out because they varied from year-to-year.<br /><br />We used to sit around waiting for the kids on our team who would carry the bags that held all the colored egg... | school. This was the only movie I saw on 1st grade, that my mother and grandmother bought for me during recess before it even had its full running time.<br /><br />This is probably the worst film of all time by any means! First off, why would anyone want to kill their dog? Even if they were really crazy about dogs you... | school and was only 10 years old when this movie came out. It gave me my first impression of Christianity as it is now being presented to the public by all Christian schools around the world.<br /><br />Some people think that Jesus Christ did not exist before he began his teaching in Jerusalem, but I disagree with the... | school. I remember the 1st grade class being instructed to memorize "Mary Magdalene, Mary of Bethany and Jesus' wife." The teacher did not mention what day it was but she used this as an example that Catholics should read their bible every week (on Holy Thursday). This is still incorrect today.<br /><br />The term 'Ca... | I am a Catholic taught in parochial elementary | 0.001061 | 0.000489 | 0.997317 | 0.00113 |
A less-than-subtle poke at the beliefs and teachings of the Catholic Church is given a darker shade of death near the end of the show. Throughout the show, dark humour plays a medium through which several commonly heard rhetoric questions are asked, especially "If God is so good, why does he allow evil to exist in the ... | 0neg | of modern-day Judaism, this film offers a good look into what it takes to be an Orthodox Jew. It doesn't offer much insight on how one fits in within their community; rather it's a documentary about life as an ultra-Orthodox Jewish person living in suburban Brooklyn.<br /><br />The script is very limited, with no real... | of Islam, "The Mummy's Tomb" is not to be taken too seriously as an anti-Islamic film. It does make fun of it, but we all know that such things are rarely about showing how ignorant people can get.<br /><br />This movie was probably written by a group (I forgot their names) who didn't have much money, so they decided ... | of Islam. A movie that seems to be aiming for a new, "hard" version of The Godfather (1972) with an even greater vengeance against the US government and its war mongers.<br /><br />This may sound silly in retrospect but it's hard not to think about all those people who probably went through something akin to what we d... | of an ancient religion that would be a bit more interesting if they weren't so ridiculous, but in this case we have all kinds of religious craziness like cults, witchcraft, werewolves, zombies. It's no surprise then that the movie has only one decent acting performance from Jeff Bridges (who I think had to make it thr... | A less-than-subtle poke at the beliefs and teachings | 0.998912 | 0.00049 | 0.001493 | 0.000651 |
I have always said that some plays by their very nature just can't be translated to film, and this one is a prime example.<br /><br />As a play, this is a very funny farcical satire of the Catholic church, with a razor wit and a central character who is so shockingly unreal we have to root for her even when she starts ... | 0neg | Tennessee Williams are almost more powerful than the Bible. I recently saw this play at an arts college in San Francisco, and it was a riveting experience.<br /><br />Williams's "A Streetcar Named Desire" (1951) is one of his most popular works and often re-observed today for its emotional power. This stage adaptation... | Shakespeare are a little too dark for me. I am not sure whether it is because of the language, but all throughout this play you can almost feel the bitterness of his fate and how he tries to escape from what seems like an endless cycle.<br /><br />It starts out as a very positive story with the two leading men trying ... | William Shakespeare are a little too dull for me to enjoy. Some of the more recent ones I've seen had very limited success, while others were so bad they made me feel like crawling under my bed and trying not to get up until it was over.<br /><br />And this one is no exception! The production in London at Covent Garde... | Shakespeare should be seen in their original form. I remember seeing the first version of "The Tempest" when i was about 14 and loving it so much, that it still makes me smile today.<br /><br />As someone else has mentioned, this is a very beautiful play with beautiful music (especially sung by Dame Margot Fonteyn) an... | I have always said that some plays by | 0.998924 | 0.998903 | 0.99852 | 0.998896 |
Christopher Durang must have been taught by a memorably awful nun, because he just can't let go of the concept. The play, "Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You," was presented -- at least in Hollywood -- in precisely the same tone as Diane Keaton's lecture scenes here. Sister Mary was an exaggeration, a lampoon... | 0neg | lot of great director. This was not one of the best movies that he did, but it is definitely worth checking out if you want to see him at his most hilarious and campy.<br /><br />The plot concerns an astronaut who falls into a river after crashing on some rocks and has no idea where she went or when. Her friends decid... | few generations of the same men who made the first two films in this movie. This is an American version of "The Great Dictator" and, for all intents and purposes, looks like it. It's just too much propaganda to be entertaining on its own merits.<br /><br />But maybe there are some redeeming elements that I overlooked ... | different school. This movie is awful, and I can't even begin to explain what it's like in the least! The acting was terrible...the plot was poor (except for the ending).....and overall, the film just didn't make much sense whatsoever. It has this 'B' movie feel throughout the entire film. As of now, i don't know if m... | certain Shakespearean school of acting that plays with the actors, not has them play. I can't imagine anyone who could act better in real life than Matthew Modine does here.<br /><br />He seems to be playing his part rather convincingly, although the dialogue is wooden and contrived, just like the script. It appears a... | Christopher Durang must have been taught by a | 0.998139 | 0.000504 | 0.000484 | 0.000562 |
Broad enough for you? Wait till you see this heavy handed<br /><br />adaption of a little collegiate one act. What is shocking and wild in<br /><br />college rarely holds up over time, and this is proof. To take on the<br /><br />Catholic Church with broadside humor just isn't shocking or<br /><br />interesting or funn... | 0neg | this movie! It's truly the most awful thing that has ever happened to me. I was so disgusted by it, I had tears in my eyes every time a character gets hit with an object.<br /><br />Every single one of them is just ridiculous and totally implausible; there are things about them or even situations where they seem unbel... | the movie. There are some funny scenes, but in my view it is not worth seeing this movie.<br /><br />As the title suggests - The Night They Dressed Me was made in 1962 and tells about an American couple (Lynn Collins and John Carradine) living at home with their son (Michael Keaton). One night they dress up as vampire... | it. It has some of the best musical numbers and is a perfect film to watch while your girlfriend or wife leaves work early on an overworked Monday morning.<br /><br />I'm sure that many people will be saying "why didn't they make a movie like this?"<br /><br />There's not really any reason why, but then again this mig... | this one! A group of boys, playing in the woods with their little sister and her dog. The girl is a great imagination, that always catches your eye at some point during the movie. This film was so much fun to watch even though it's not a comedy or horror movie. I love all kinds of movies from different angles like thi... | Broad enough for you? Wait till you see | 0.000497 | 0.00049 | 0.998911 | 0.998872 |
I would have given it a one instead of a two, but I suppose it COULD have been worse. I guess the acting isn't all that bad, but the plot lacks anything even remotely close to interesting. It is a terrible movie!! TERRIBLE! Complete waste of time! I strongly suggest you do not watch this movie.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... | 0neg | of zero, but the actors were great and I'm not sure where I'd go for ratings on this film. It's very funny.<br /><br />To be fair though, even a comedy can get really cheesy at times so don't expect too much! The best part was when you got a glimpse into all the characters' lives through their eyes. I thought that's p... | of two stars, but this movie is just so bad that I can't stand to watch anymore. It's not even funny at all! The plot was ridiculous and the characters were completely unbelievable.<br /><br />The actors did their best with some cliches, like the father who says "Why don't you go home" when he feels no desire for his ... | of two stars if I could. It's not even close to being a comedy, its more like an "if you're looking for something that will make you laugh through the entire movie" type thing.<br /><br />What is this film about? Who cares anyways! The acting was pretty bad (even from those who are good at these things) and the script... | of that, but I had to put the two together. One is for good fun and just plain silly (and not very funny) movies in general.<br /><br />One was about how you can go home twice as fast...and you don't know which way..which movie? The other one involved an old woman getting her nails done by a strange man who said he co... | I would have given it a one instead | 0.992093 | 0.000485 | 0.000488 | 0.000521 |
Michael Rooker is a decent actor, but he has no business being the lead except in a low budget movie. He really does not have much charisma. Ryo Ishibashi has a lot more screen presence, and sadly he is not really the main character. Most of the screen time goes to the brick-faced Rooker.<br /><br />Danielle Harris (fr... | 0neg | can't make this movie believable. It's so bad it doesn't even deserve to be called entertainment.<br /><br />I love the story of what happens in these movies where things go horribly wrong and suddenly we meet our hero who saves the day or something like that. But when you're trying to see if your good guy will end up... | is not good enough to carry this movie. He tries and succeeds in creating some humor for the most part (though I think it's a bit overdone). <br /><br />The plot - OK. The acting was uniformly poor: the only one who wasn't terrible was John Hurt as the mad scientist with bad taste in movies.<br /><br />This film had p... | not in this movie. I've seen better acting from his peers and more competent actors such as Richard Grieco and Sean Young.<br /><br />This film really isn't that bad either though. The best part was the final shot when we see him lying on a bed of leaves...just amazing! And there are some good parts including when he ... | fails to deliver the goods with this "film".<br /><br />The script isn't terrible. It's just so awful that you can barely care about any of it.<br /><br />I'm not sure why everyone loves this film over others who dislike it. I think those people are spoiled and won't understand what they miss out on by watching this m... | Michael Rooker is a decent actor, but he | 0.000489 | 0.000486 | 0.000535 | 0.000487 |
Typical formula action film: a good cop gets entangled in a mess of crooked cops and Japanese gangsters.<br /><br />The okay result has decent performances, a few fleeting snicker-inducing moments, and some fair action sequences--plus a chance to check out the gorgeous Danielle Harris--who makes the most of her perpetu... | 0neg | framed and tries to clear his name. But it goes out of its way not only to make you laugh, but also scare the audience.<br /><br />It has very funny moments - like when one of the cops (David Strathairn) is running for cover during an escape attempt by some men in black who have taken over town's streets (and are clea... | framed and ends up in the clutches of serial killer. The guy is actually pretty nice, but not very likable.<br /><br />The plot was weak and convoluted with lots of side plots to make it interesting (but still pointless). And then...<br /><br />I'm surprised that nobody else has pointed this out before. There are some... | sent to prison because of the way he handled a crime (or, as in this case, was saved from execution by his own superiors). The plot is well-documented and it has some decent sets. <br /><br />Unfortunately there are no redeeming qualities that will make you appreciate any aspect of this movie.<br /><br />(Note: I have... | involved in bad guy's double life. This is one of those movies that you can watch several times, and still get some enjoyment from it - despite the many clichés used to tell this story.<br /><br />The plot follows an Australian police officer who works for New Zealand Police (which we know is just there because he hap... | Typical formula action film: a good cop gets | 0.998749 | 0.000528 | 0.000489 | 0.997654 |
Strictly a routine, by-the-numbers western (directed by genre-mainstay Andrew V. McLaglen, so is that any wonder?). Army colonel Brian Keith spars with smarmy bandit Dean Martin, who has just kidnapped the colonel's wife (Honor Blackman, who never found her niche after playing Pussy Galore in "Goldfinger"). Fist-fights... | 0neg | David Lean), with all the ingredients of such films as "The Good Earth" and "Swordfish". The story is familiar to most Western viewers; it involves two generations fighting against each other over an inheritance. In one scene, John Wayne's character kills his father while he's on his honeymoon in Europe--and gets caug... | Sam Fuller), but certainly not without its fair share of action and suspense. The title is meant to be ironic; however, the movie may actually have been named "The Straight Story" instead.<br /><br />At some point in 1925, young Henry Wilson decides he wants to become a professional boxer -- this could explain his biz... | Robert Wise) and about as well made in 1942, the film features an all-star cast. The story takes place at a time when Hollywood was beginning to be seriously interested in American history; thus, several of its characters are drawn from real-life events. These include Frank Morgan's General MacArthur (a.k.a. "General ... | Sidney Lumet), with an abundance of clichés. There's the ever-present romance between the two leading men -- it seems they're going to fall in love each other before their guns go off. There are plenty of shots where we see that the gun is aimed at something else than just people; there are frequent "what were you doi... | Strictly a routine, by-the-numbers western (directed by genre-mainstay | 0.998465 | 0.000695 | 0.988611 | 0.000488 |
A reporter, Craig Milford, who works for The James Keller Public Telecommunication Center, has an interview with a German professor of a Floridian university, who made an unknown creature based upon some substance of meteor(s). But then a man named Anderson, who is trying to control the whole planet with the creature, ... | 0neg | New Yorker newspaper in Manhattan. He is a journalist and editor of the paper's magazine (New Yorker). After some events that happened to him as well as people around his life he decides to leave work so that he can spend time with one of his friends on an island located off California coast.<br /><br />The story star... | New York Times reports on a man named Sam Johnson (who is an ex-soldier), the subject of this short. There's so much more to the story than just a brief scene between him and his girlfriend at their wedding.<br /><br />What makes it funnier is seeing how they act in the shower after he gets naked with her: "I want my ... | Daily Herald in San Francisco, is on leave from the newsroom and sees a man wandering down to his apartment building. He meets him after work; he's been out of work for two weeks due to the economy.<br /><br />I'm not sure what you'd expect to see or hear when this movie opens but I do know it has enough material to e... | New Yorker magazine is trying to uncover the stories behind the infamous Watergate scandal. He becomes interested in some of his articles about President Nixon and other senior officials because they are important from an investigative journalist's perspective.<br /><br />One article was about a young black man named ... | A reporter, Craig Milford, who works for The | 0.998852 | 0.000489 | 0.998919 | 0.989253 |
The basic premise of "Miami Golem" most definitely deserves a spot in the top, say, fifty of most demented cinematic plots ever scripted down! I know top 50 doesn't sound too impressive, but I've seen a lot of really weird films with lunatic plots. I was prepared from something convoluted, because the film was directed... | 0neg | sounds like something you might see in a sci-fi movie. The title is supposed to indicate that the cast would include some science fiction elements, but it also says nothing at all about what we actually watch or experience on screen.<br /><br />As far as I know there are no official movies based around this story and ... | is a good one, but the movie just doesn't have anything to do with it. The plot involves some high school students (the kids) who are out partying in Miami when they get hit by an alien ship that has apparently been travelling through space and crashed into another planet.<br /><br />This really isn't what you would e... | resembles something like David Lynch's early work in the late 70s, except that it has a little more grit to it. I'll admit it: I was drawn into this flick by its great trailer from Paramount Pictures.<br /><br />However, when I finally watched Miami Golem and actually saw it for myself on the big screen, my expectatio... | fits the description it has been given: a movie which can be said to be an adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's story about vampires and ghosts. It doesn't say anything like that, but in any case this film is nothing more than a ghost flick with a strong vampire aspect attached to it.<br /><br />However there are some aspe... | The basic premise of "Miami Golem" most definitely | 0.000565 | 0.000496 | 0.998892 | 0.996141 |
This budget-starved Italian action/sci-fi hybrid features David Warbeck as a Miami reporter who is chosen by the ghosts of the people of Atlantis (!) to stop an evil businessman (Academy Award nominee John Ireland) from using a telepathic fetus grown using spores from an asteroid to rule the world. You got all that? De... | 0neg | (as the villain), a young Michael Caine, two beautiful women and a big surprise. The film centers around how a couple who are desperately in need of cash decide to break out on their own -- even though they're not legal residents themselves. As the title suggests, the main pair is an illegal immigrant from Mexico whos... | as a CIA agent who's on the loose to assassinate an American president. After learning that his boss has ordered him into this task, he is forced to team up with "friend" and co-producer Sergio Martino.<br /><br />It's not easy getting out of war bonds like these in America; it takes more than just strength and skill ... | as a gun-toting bounty hunter who's not very effective, and is mostly wasted in an endless series of ridiculous stunts. This could have been easily made into the good old-fashioned "Terror on the Range" from 1932 with much better special effects and continuity (the story was also loosely based on one of the books by F... | as a detective who travels to Mexico City in search of a lost diamond and his two henchmen - an aging, frail Englishman (Ian Keith) and a young American girl (Janelle Martin). Along the way they encounter all manner of monsters and evil creatures. This is the first time I've seen Ian Keith play anything other than a s... | This budget-starved Italian action/sci-fi hybrid features David Warbeck | 0.998839 | 0.998836 | 0.000531 | 0.998511 |
All I can say is, before watching the movie I did not have a hint indication who Annemarie Schwarzenbach was or what was her life story..and I have to confess that the movie was hardly a help to reach these data.. and even it was not successful to persuade me to do some research by typing few words on google website; h... | 0neg | movie i'd never heard of it! But i am now. Its a classic that should be in every one's collection, and for good reason. There are so many things about this movie you don't know what to think. It could have been made into either a documentary or even as a horror film. The camera work was amazing at times and the acting... | movie "The Matrix", I have no idea what a film of this type actually means. What it does mean to me in regards to my own life's journey and beliefs: It teaches you to be yourself (or whatever your persona may need to sound like) but do not let others define who you are or how you're supposed to act because they just d... | movie... don't go out and buy it. If you do, you'll be disappointed in your decision to watch this film.<br /><br />The plot was weak at best - with a lot of character building going on that didn't quite work for me. As far as the story goes... there were so many random characters (which made no sense) and it seemed v... | film to watch it was impossible. The movie had a good idea but no actual plot or any redeeming qualities and all of these were thrown away after 30 minutes because you couldn't believe that this would ever get made into something like this.<br /><br />To put another way: A completely meaningless piece of crap. If I co... | All I can say is, before watching the | 0.998895 | 0.004418 | 0.000487 | 0.000496 |
The movie's storyline is pat and quaint. Two women travel through the middle east and discover themselves. Unfortunately, if you are looking for a movie about the middle east and central Asia this is absolutely terrible.<br /><br />The producers of the film either did no research or were unbelievably lazy when filming ... | 0neg | strangers come together by fate, the same day. The relationship between them changes from friendship to love... From that moment on there will be an endless series of meetings in which they try different ways for developing their mutual feelings.<br /><br />It may seem a bit unbelievable but this story does not depend... | old friends are having a beer, drinking their lives away on the patio in front of an adoring congregation for God. The friend who has lost his wife tells this story to all that have ever been there. So much goes through life like music...and some will never be heard.<br /><br />It also has great lines from Jim Belushi... | women, one white girl (a journalist) with a boyfriend who isn't around for 2 hours at the end of her work day come home from their summer vacation in Florida to discover that his ex-girlfriend has died leaving them nothing but debt on top of everything else they've been left behind. They decide to take matters into th... | people come back from the war to their country, they do not know who each other are or why but eventually things get better for them.<br /><br />If you like movies with a bit of romance then this might be your favourite. I think that this film was very well made though it could have been done much quicker so there wer... | The movie's storyline is pat and quaint. Two | 0.99893 | 0.013866 | 0.985519 | 0.998929 |
Whatever the merits of the film, it is poorly researched. As others have pointed out, the movie shows locals in Iran speaking in Arabic, rather than Persian. That is enough to lose credibility for anyone who has the slightest knowledge of the area or the country. The landscape could not be more different from the actua... | 0neg | a very enjoyable movie. It has an interesting premise and some really great performances by all the actors. The main character comes from a tough neighborhood but shows how to be successful in life as well.<br /><br />I would recommend this movie for people who enjoy good films that are not too heavy handed (the "bad"... | impossible to argue that 'The Thin Red Line' can be called a thriller. It's like watching a bunch of bored high-school kids throw around words and phrases in class.<br /><br />This was not much different than the first one (except I think they were both made on set, so there wasn't any rehearsals). If you ask me, this... | a good example for anyone who wants to make their own'movie' out of some sort of story. The only problem I had was in finding any real audience (and not just because there isn't one). If you see this movie on its original release date and really can't wait until 2013 when the DVD or cable channel will finally show it ... | hard to imagine how anyone could have enjoyed this movie. It's not even remotely funny or entertaining (to me at least) except for a few moments during the final battle scene with the Nazis where I laughed out loud when an officer in his red shirt jumps into action and shoots those men who are trying to kill him.<br /... | Whatever the merits of the film, it is | 0.998933 | 0.000487 | 0.97407 | 0.000488 |
Usually I love Lesbian movies even when they are not very good. I'm biased, I guess! <br /><br />But this one is just the pits. Yes, the scenery and the buildings are beautiful, and there is a brief but beautiful erotic interlude, but otherwise this movie is just a complete waste of time. Annamarie alternates between s... | 0neg | are really bad but this movie sucks so much that it's almost impossible to watch. It has absolutely zero plot and in the end, everything is just thrown together for no apparent reason.<br /><br />The only good thing about watching "Ratsex" was that there were some scenes where you could see lesbians making out (which ... | are not really lesbian, but this movie was a total waste of my time. It is so far removed from the story line that it's just plain silly and boring.<br /><br />It has nothing to do with real life situations or issues like rape; in fact there isn't one scene about that whatsoever! The only thing going on here is that t... | aren't very good, and this one is a great example. The story has some really interesting elements to it (I like the fact that there's more than two female characters in it), but unfortunately I did find myself bored by most of them.<br /><br />The acting was fine for a lesbian movie; as usual though, no real chemistry... | are horrible. But this one was bad!! It's so bad it might make you want to just hit your self and try not to watch again...but don't!!!<br /><br />This movie is very violent, sexual as well funny (which in some parts isn't) but also sad because the main characters lose their parents at a young age for no reason.<br />... | Usually I love Lesbian movies even when they | 0.000488 | 0.000481 | 0.000634 | 0.00061 |
We went to the movie with a group because the play we were going to was cancelled. It is without doubt one of the worst movies ever. It is not that i don't like cult-movies I do. But nothing happens in the film. One does not feel any connection with the characters whatsoever. endless times without dialog. And the car. ... | 0neg | of friends (37). It was fun but it didn't have all our expectations. The film is about 2 brothers who are always fighting each other, and not really understanding how much love they have for one another.<br /><br />When their father dies suddenly, everything changes...<br /><br />I think this movie is more than 10 yea... | of friends. The acting was horrible, it was so bad that I couldn't sit through most scenes on the screen.<br /><br />The only thing positive about this film is that at least they didn't take the script and turn it into some kind of horror flick....<br /><br />I hope the person who wrote the worst line in film history ... | of friends. We wanted something different from normal and we were told that there was going to be some great action in this film, well it turns out they're right.<br /><br />The acting is OK but you do have moments when the camera can't keep up with your head shaking fast enough (like at one point where a car gets hit... | of friends and we were really looking forward to it. What I have come to realize after watching this movie is that even though its a comedy, there are no laughs here (especially in the beginning). The acting was just so bad throughout the entire film; you can tell they didn't want people to laugh at any point.<br /><b... | We went to the movie with a group | 0.998728 | 0.000486 | 0.000486 | 0.000484 |
One of Frances Farmer's earliest movies; at 22, she is absolutely beautiful. Bing Crosby is in great voice, but the songs are not his best. Martha Raye and Bob Burns are interesting, but their comedy, probably great in its time, is really corny today. Roy Rogers also appears- in a singing role. In my view only worth wa... | 0neg | she had just come off a success in her first movie "Lanark" (1943) and it was followed by three more which would be part of the series.<br /><br />This one tells of how the local school teacher Mrs. Thompson tries to stop her daughter Anne's sexual advances towards Johnnie who has been sent away on business overseas b... | she was the age for this role and it showed. She doesn't seem to have much talent in her work here as you can tell by how little she gets out of it! It also seems that even a young actress must be taught some lessons early on about "real" acting...I mean really, if your performance is so bad (and I don't just mean the... | she was already a star. In the early '50s, when this movie came out, it was one of her more successful films and had big theatrical success as well (and certainly good reviews from some critics). The film is an adaptation of "The Mysterious Mr. Wong" by Edward F. Cline in 1937.<br /><br />Gracie Allen has been cast fo... | she was one of the few young actresses who could play a straight man without being caricatured as some sort of sex symbol. A romantic comedy with all the trappings for such a film would probably have been much better if it were more focused on realism and her character (who is played by Jane Wyatt) had not had to go t... | One of Frances Farmer's earliest movies; at 22, | 0.998433 | 0.000485 | 0.998793 | 0.998863 |
"Tapeheads", a scrappy, intermittently funny spoof of the music video business, might have been the perfect comedic short, and stars John Cusack and Tim Robbins are effortlessly in the swing of the nonsensical chaos involved. They play two semi-savvy security guards in Los Angeles who start their own company, Video Ace... | 0neg | movie business with an amusingly raucous soundtrack (the songs are so hilarious that even the lyrics are comical) and plenty of humor about the way we all look up to "The Golden Age" movies of yore, is certainly worth your time. It's also one of those films you can watch for 15 or more times.<br /><br />Although many ... | "Babylon 5" sci-fi TV series that starred an ensemble cast including Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Edwards, William H. Macy and James Gandolfini, as well as veteran horror icon John Carradine, is probably one of those rare films where you can't help but laugh out loud at some points.<br /><br />It's also hard to believe ... | horror genre made during the early 1980's and set in "the city" is a good time if you're looking for some laughs. The film has an ensemble cast that includes Bill Pullman (of course) as Detective Robert "Kitten" Sullivan; John Leguizamo who plays the role of Mr. Gomme; Timothy Busfield whose character becomes more tha... | cult status quo surrounding "Dumb & Dumber" (for which it was nominated for an Oscar), is a great movie. The humor doesn't quite gel with the story, but despite that there's lots and plenty to like about this film.<br /><br />There are all kinds of laughs here: one guy who actually makes jokes at his own expense; a lo... | "Tapeheads", a scrappy, intermittently funny spoof of the | 0.998932 | 0.998814 | 0.998665 | 0.997634 |
Tim Robbins and John Cusack are two actors I have appreciated throughout their careers, and that was the only reason for choosing to watch this movie. Well, all I can say is I totally regretted it! These two great actors humiliate themselves all the way through by performing a number of irrelevant, unimaginative and ki... | 0neg | who I have been watching for quite some time now. Since the end of 2004, they haven't done anything else but this movie with them! They both play very good in it. The main reason why they should be famous is because their acting style isn't really like other actors nowadays.<br /><br />In a comedy film, sometimes ther... | who have been on the same level in their careers for quite some time now. They starred in a couple of really great movies together, "The Postman Always Rings Twice" and "A Beautiful Mind". The latter was one of his most notable roles ever after this movie.<br /><br />This film is another excellent crime drama that is ... | that you will always remember as they were the first pair of leading roles in movies. They have made a great career out of it, being on some pretty big film productions together like Million Dollar Baby (2004) and The Client (2005). <br /><br />So for this movie they do make up for their failure to get involved with a... | who have won awards for their performances in the past, so I was looking forward to seeing them together. However, they seemed rather unfunny; it's like a movie where you know that things will happen but nothing happens.<br /><br />I expected more from this movie because of Tim Robbins' performance as an actor and wri... | Tim Robbins and John Cusack are two actors | 0.998939 | 0.998921 | 0.998913 | 0.000491 |
One of my sisters friends lent me this game, and it is too damn hard! It carries the appearance of a kids game, but you have to learn how to do tons of intricate moves that require you to twist and turn your hands into all sorts of awkward positions, and you have to search seemingly endless levels for 100 notes, to imp... | 0neg | film to see. I was very impressed by it and wanted to watch all the others that were released in 1980, but couldn't find any on video store anymore.<br /><br />After watching one after another I have a few questions: Why did people say how the movie is good? It seems pretty mediocre at first glance but once you get in... | movie. I was so excited for it but when i saw the plot, I found out that its not worth watching even if you are a fan of vampire films and/or movies about vampires. The story is about how to stop a mad murderer who wants all humans dead by using his daughter's body as a Vampire clone...<br /><br />The plot is really b... | movie in high school and it was a pretty good one for that time. I think some scenes got cut to make room for other films but what could be better than watching 70's porn? That would've been hard if they wouldn't get rid of the "real" sex scene! And now we have a trailer, which seems like a waste of money to rent with... | book and I had no idea what it was all about. Turns out she borrowed her friend's CD, then found the movie version in a library at her school, which turned into a real mystery to find when I finally got hold of it.<br /><br />I think that one could argue that "Avalon" is not really a film because of its format; it sim... | One of my sisters friends lent me this | 0.998709 | 0.000662 | 0.000516 | 0.998877 |
My complaints here concern the movie's pacing and the material at hand. While using archival film and letters lends the film a fresh and interesting perspective, too often the material selected to highlight simply isn't very interesting (such as when Goebbels complains about this or that ailment, &tc., or the ad nausea... | 0neg | its attempts at humor. There are several laughs in this film, but only when you understand that it is a parody of some of today's popular movies (e.g., The Matrix) - not because they were inspired by the premise, though I'm sure many did think so). This was definitely NOT an example of how to do comedy in 1983 or even... | editing. I've heard good things about this movie, but a few of these problems have bothered me. The first thing that happens is that we're introduced to Dr. James McCallister (Robert Culp) who in his last moments asks some questions about what happened to him when he was an infant: "How do you think your father died?"... | execution. I don't need to say what it is that bothered me with this film.<br /><br />The story seems to be so poorly written (and, yes), as if a group of people were trying to write the script in the first place...even more strange because they have very little dialogue or character development going on. The plot has... | its editing, as well as what I believe to be an overstatement of the "reality" that is The Island. (See my review below.) What are your complaints? What do you like about it? Why don't they have a full feature length version?<br /><br />There were so many things wrong with this film - even after seeing it again three ... | My complaints here concern the movie's pacing and | 0.994836 | 0.993594 | 0.000491 | 0.998377 |
December holiday specials, like the original Frosty, ought to be richly-produced with quality music and a wholesome, yet lighthearted storyline. They should have a touch of the mystical magic of the holidays. Basically, they should look, sound, and feel...well, "special" and they should have a decent and appropriate De... | 0neg | to be part of every family's repertoire. This is not just a Christmas movie; it has everything you could possibly want from a traditional animated film.<br /><br />The story centers on two friends who are forced into boarding school when their town takes over and starts making fun of them for being boys. Of course the... | to be at least decent. They need not be as good as Christmas Carol or The Addams Family but they should still be fun and well-acted. There's nothing wrong with trying too hard for laughs - I don't care what any of us do in our own lives when we're having a good time! But there is something about them that just doesn't... | to be in theaters as well. A little humor is always a plus when it comes to these kind of flicks and I give this one credit for that.<br /><br />If you want more from your Holiday movies, rent "Christmas with Frosty". It's about time! <br /><br />Watch this movie if you can find it on DVD or VHS. If not watch The Wond... | to be on national TV. That is what makes this one so special; you just have to sit back and take in all of it's magic.<br /><br />The 1947 version was a lot different than The One I grew up with which had very little dialogue at all during the entire movie (which can lead into boredom after about ten minutes) but ther... | December holiday specials, like the original Frosty, ought | 0.998924 | 0.0005 | 0.996998 | 0.998912 |
The John Goodman program was pretty awful, but this thing just plain stinks. The one and only thing in this mess that made me smile was recognizing the voice of Patrick Starfish as Frosty. The story is hopeless, written by somebody who has garbled memories of childhood rebelliousness but has never gained any adult sens... | 0neg | this is the best he has done in a long time. A guy from Kansas runs afoul of an evil organization that wants to take over the world with some kind of device called "X-Com", which can only be used by people who are married or have kids.<br /><br />It's not exactly a good movie for children (or even adults), since it in... | it had some good moments. Some of them were predictable and not funny at all. There wasn't one thing that made me laugh the whole night.<br /><br />And the story: it's about a bunch of guys who go to the old school where they used to be friends with each other. It turns out there is another gang who used to go there t... | I enjoyed the film "Re-Animator." The premise is interesting and has a good feel to it. <br /><br />But this movie's plot had some problems with me.<br /><br />(I'm quoting from what others have said in IMDb) <br /><br />There is so much going on at once that you get lost trying to understand who does what when (or ev... | this episode is a revelation. This show has become one of the most entertaining shows on television in my opinion and I've been watching it since its beginning.<br /><br />This episode picks up right after last week's cliffhanger with Tom Cruise as the new head commander for the military. Here we see him trying to bri... | The John Goodman program was pretty awful, but | 0.910648 | 0.000588 | 0.000732 | 0.99893 |
I disliked Frosty returns and this one. Both of the films are absurd with poorly written characters and bad voices. The voices could have been done but Frosty returns was worst than this because of the unalike snowman they drew. Frosty's winterwonder land was great and so was the original heartwarming Drama. The only g... | 0neg | were terrible, but I love what the 1980s were about at that time in movies.<br /><br />Even though it is a movie with all the major elements of "The Big Chill", which was just a remake...<br /><br />(but not much original): Iceberg Woman, Jack Ryan (who actually looked cool), and most importantly: John Hurt<br /><br /... | are very enjoyable, but that's the reason why they were made.<br /><br />The plot is a bit cheesy with an ending which I didn't expect at all. The acting was pretty good by both of them (including my favourite, Gwyneth Paltrow).<br /><br />It has nothing to do with Christmas or other holidays like Boxing Day or Easter... | of these movies were horrible. I am a huge fan of the original 70's version but neither show the quality or humor that was in the first movie. This is just another sequel to the series, except for nothing special.<br /><br />The story line here is very weak as well. In fact it seems like some of the actors playing the... | were pretty bad, but I really didn't like either of them that much.<br /><br />This movie is a little bit better than the first one but still isn't so good. It's kind of funny because it has some special effects in it and they are just kinda lame...<br /><br />The people who do all these magic tricks doesn't seem to b... | I disliked Frosty returns and this one. Both | 0.986895 | 0.985449 | 0.000485 | 0.001028 |
A young scientist is trying to carry on his dead father's work on limb regeneration.His overbearing mother has convinced him that he murdered his own father and is monitoring his progress for her own evil purposes.A young doctor uses reptilian DNA he extracts from a large creature and when his arm is conveniently rippe... | 0neg | with his studies, when he meets a woman who claims she can cure the world of cancer. The story develops into something far more than just science fiction, as we're treated to love and drama in equal measure.<br /><br />Director Joseph Losey has managed to create an interesting film within a genre that may not be known... | with his research in the desert and suddenly his car breaks down. To make matters worse, he starts having dreams of a woman...<br /><br />I can't believe that I am watching this movie for more than ten minutes! It's just an overlong and pointless piece of garbage about science fiction movies being shot without money o... | the work of his father, who was a pioneer in space flight. As it turns out there are many things you can't do with satellites. The whole thing just doesn't make any sense.<br /><br />The plot has so much potential that unfortunately this film falls flat because all the characters have no personality at all and their b... | his father's work while facing the challenge of being a gay man in this 1983 film. It was filmed during an era when homosexuality wasn't officially defined as such, but it would be for many years to come. A year later we are back here again with the same issues that were brought up at the beginning.<br /><br />This mo... | A young scientist is trying to carry on | 0.998879 | 0.000488 | 0.000487 | 0.998914 |
A young scientist Harry Harrison is continuing his late father's scientific research into limb regeneration with flying colours, but his interferingly dominate mother and her doctor lover want to sell off the serum. When he finds out, there is an accident involving Harry losing an arm. So, he tries out the serum and wh... | 0neg | experiments in space and while the results are positive, they turn out to be dangerous. He decides that he should go back home on Earth, but a group of aliens threatens to destroy the planet Mars if Harry returns alive.<br /><br />"The Return of Dr. Brando's Dog" contains some good performances from a number of actors... | experiments at an abandoned lab when he accidentally opens a deadly virus. His superiors try to suppress this, but the disease spreads rapidly and Harry's own survival becomes uncertain.<br /><br />This movie was actually quite good as far as horror goes, with very little gore or bloodshed and it made sense in some wa... | research on a new type of virus that can only be found in the forest. One night, it suddenly attacks two schoolchildren named James and Mary. At first, they don't seem to have any symptoms at all but after 24 hours into their stay in hospital, we see signs of severe neurological damage developed by what has been sent ... | research on the mysterious new drug "Diplo" when he receives a phone call from his wife, who has been killed by some kind of experiment that used this dangerous medication. However, instead of finding out what it was about her death which caused the poison to be administered, Harry discovers something much more sinist... | A young scientist Harry Harrison is continuing his | 0.998536 | 0.998167 | 0.998872 | 0.998909 |
The TV guide described the plot of SEVERED TIES as thus : " An experiment on a severed arm goes awry " so right away I thought this was going to be about an arm that`s got a mind of its own as seen in THE BEAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or THE HAND or someone getting an arm transplant as in BODY PARTS . Both premises are tried... | 0neg | HUSBANDS as "incredibly clever". The movie is just that: incredibly clever. It's a romantic comedy with a great twist, and a very good story line about a couple who have married after years of marriage issues.<br /><br />I rented this on VHS from Blockbuster back in 1980 (at 35 bucks) because I wanted to see what it w... | SPOILERS as being "dark and disturbing" but it didn't even make me look for that. If you want a good horror movie try THE INCREDIBLE LIVING DEAD or BLACK ORGEEA, if not go to 48 HRS, which is about what I expected from this flick.<br /><br />And how did they get all those people in there? This isn't just an American f... | NATURE as "a story about a group of friends going on an expedition to find evidence that shows something is wrong." The movie makes me wonder if such a concept existed back in 1957. As it turns out, there was only one company called Severe Nature (not the same thing).<br /><br />I'm sure the makers of this movie had n... | RAIN as "a story about two people who must overcome their problems together". The first thing I thought was that a movie called THE COUNTRY MAN would not have much to offer. But after 90 minutes, it turns out that this isn't even close. It is better than its predecessors and more ambitious.<br /><br />SEVEN MEN - A MO... | The TV guide described the plot of SEVERED | 0.998912 | 0.001551 | 0.000484 | 0.998935 |
If you like occasional nudity with junior high school level slap stick comedy, then look no further.<br /><br />Starting at about the halfway point, the beautiful and erotic Arielle Dombasle starts disrobing at every opportunity. That is the only thing that made this movie worth watching.<br /><br />The story is both l... | 0neg | school girls, and maybe the odd lesbian joke thrown in from time to time, this is for you. There are some funny bits (though they're hardly a complete mystery), but mostly there's nothing original here save for some weird sound effects which may have been done as background noise during one of the sex scenes.<br /><br... | level slapstick, then this is definitely not for you. There's a great scene when the lead character has his penis pierced in one of the buildings windows (yes, it's real) and he yells "I can't believe I'm doing that!" But even if the plot isn't your thing - there are some laughably bad lines here, as well.<br /><br />... | school boys then I'd say this is a good movie. If not, skip it.<br /><br />In one scene there are two very young girls standing on the sidewalk and kissing each other. One of them has her mouth agape as if she's watching an orgasm from a porno camera (and no doubt the viewer was too busy to notice). The girl in charge... | level slapstick, this is a must see. It has some very funny moments and makes you laugh out loud. The scenes involving the men getting their clothes off are definitely crude but well worth watching.<br /><br />I'm not sure if it's been released in America (though I was told that there were only two copies available) s... | If you like occasional nudity with junior high | 0.000543 | 0.000484 | 0.000497 | 0.996164 |
Oh man, I know what your thinking: "With a title like that, I can't go wrong!" Uh yes you can. I too, loved the title, but man I hated the stupid kid that played "Satan's little helper" I hated the mom too, and the sister/daughter, and her boyfriend - I hated all those people! Man, it was agony watching this sometimes!... | 0neg | the new movie Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope on DVD and VHS, this is just a throwback to old times. Well it's not!" But then again...this was one of my favorite movies when I was younger; so let me tell you about it! <br /><br />Star Trek Into Darkness takes place after the final battle between the Borg (a race of be... | the greatest star of all time in it's director heel and no story line that is not predictable. But this movie has great acting by an amazing cast." Well...you can go ahead and rent it if you want to do the usual thing and buy a DVD for yourself but don't bother buying anything else because this one will always remain ... | a title like that and the way it was written. That must mean something!" Well you're right--it means so much! This is an amazingly talented cast of people put together in one long movie. From the first scene we see you are immediately captivated by this story about some sort of war between two peoples...you just want ... | all the bad reviews for this movie out there it's a must see. Well here is an excuse to waste money on one of those movies you can rent at home." (I'm sure that means watching every single scene in theaters.) What movie would be as great as this? The one from 1987 called "The Exorcist"?!? Nooooo! That isn't even close... | Oh man, I know what your thinking: "With | 0.998907 | 0.998808 | 0.998916 | 0.000531 |
I'm going to say first off that I have given this film a 3 out of 10 after some thought. I was going to give it a straight out 1 but it got a couple extra points for the body count. But that would be about it. Let me explain. I paid literally £1 for this DVD in a supermarket because I tend to have a lot of faith in bar... | 0neg | have been a fan of Steve Martin for over twenty years. He is one of my all time favorite comedians and his material is just as good today (and it hasn't changed at all since the early '80s). Unfortunately, though, this movie was not up to par with any other movies he has done in recent times.<br /><br />A young couple... | am a huge fan of the original "Shrek" and have seen all 3 sequels. But this movie is just about as bad as those other two movies, in my opinion.<br /><br />The plot was so predictable from when you know it's going to end before the characters start interacting with each other, or their actions at all. The story felt l... | have not read the book. And, I am a complete sucker for horror stories and would love it if this one were really scary.<br /><br />Now for what I think is good in "The Last House on the Left": 1) The acting was very good throughout this movie (at least by me); and 2) There was no big surprise at any point during the f... | saw this movie with my sister, and we both liked it. It's one of those movies where you can't help but love the characters in a second time.<br /><br />You're caught up on your own life as the main character learns to accept her past, find happiness within herself when she does not have everyone else around her, findi... | I'm going to say first off that I | 0.000488 | 0.000483 | 0.99891 | 0.998931 |
with a title like this, you know not to expect a great horror movie. But this was really bad, even with low expectations. The plot is really insulting and stupid: an escaped criminal wears a Halloween mask, so everyone around him thinks he's someone else. this joke might actually work for 5 or 10 minutes, but not durin... | 0neg | much is going on in the movie.<br /><br />It's just an endless series of action sequences. And I don't mean some cheesy ones that only seem to get worse (like those from "Airplane"). No, the real thing was actually better than what we were used to seeing: one-liners and ridiculous plot twists - but nothing interesting... | to expect much out of this movie. It's only about four hours long and it could have been better made if the actors weren't so bad.<br /><br />the acting is poor in almost every scene (if any). The one decent performance was by Darryl Hannah as a very unattractive guy who works at his own diner.<br /><br />I'm disappoi... | to expect much from it. but even that is no consolation.<br /><br />this movie has an amazing cast and the production values are superbly high quality for what they're doing (and I'm actually surprised they didn't do anything more with it).<br /><br />the acting was very good throughout most of the film except in the ... | to expect much from it.<br /><br />in the beginning they show you one girl in bed with two guys. then one of them gets sexually attacked by another guy that has been sleeping all night under her pillow. she wakes up and sees blood everywhere. so now he tries to rape her again but fails because there is no semen on his... | with a title like this, you know not | 0.000491 | 0.000483 | 0.997659 | 0.000548 |
Satan's Little Helper is one of the better B Horror movies I have seen. When I say better I mean the story. The film hatches a new plot, something that's not so cliché in the Horror genre - something fresh. But there are also some ridiculous questions that come along with it. Questions you will be asking yourself throu... | 0neg | films I've seen in a long time. It was very well acted, well written and told an interesting story.<br /><br />The film starts out with Satan (who seems to be having some issues) going around looking for little girls who are getting lost on a road somewhere in Florida. He finds them just as he goes into town for suppl... | horror films that I have seen for a long time. It has some good scares, but if you expect any from this movie then please take my advice and go rent it on video or buy it (as an DVD would be great).<br /><br />The story revolves around a couple who are out partying when they find themselves in a haunted house.<br /><b... | Christmas movies I've seen, as it shows a great deal of hope that if we are faithful to our faiths and practices, things will get better. Even though some people don't like Santa Claus (I'm not saying they're wrong!), this film tells us what it means when children take on their own role in Christ's salvation: "It take... | and most original cartoons I have ever seen. It was made in 1953 and it ran on Saturday mornings from April to August, 1954.<br /><br />The show deals with a small boy named Sam who has some problems at home but he can't afford an abortion because his parents don't support them anymore (the reason being that they are ... | Satan's Little Helper is one of the better | 0.998917 | 0.982433 | 0.998913 | 0.998815 |
The fact that someone actually spent money on such a bad script, is beyond me. This really must be one of the worst films, in addition to "Haunted Highway" I have ever seen. BAD actors, and a really bad story. There's no normal reactions to any event in this film, and even though it's Halloween , normal people would ha... | 0neg | this film is truly amazing. It's not a "horror" movie, it has something more interesting going for it - and the budget was low! I love horror movies when they're made well in my opinion. So with all of these things in mind; what can you expect? The plot...it starts off pretty good but then the characters become so con... | this movie is just ridiculous. It's a very stupid, low budget film with some really bad actors and a mediocre script.<br /><br />There are about 5 people who would be interested in seeing this movie (even if they do own the DVD) except for those who watch horror movies regularly to see these types of things. I was exp... | this movie is a miracle. The film doesn't even attempt to be serious, only goofy and weird.<br /><br />I've never seen the original "Nightmare Before Christmas" (1983) in which Santa Claus has been portrayed as an evil old man who was not quite as bad in his attempts at mischief against children; he seemed rather sill... | this film is an amazing achievement. It's a real shame, as the film itself was nothing more than poor acting and bad writing.<br /><br />However, I've never been disappointed when watching "The Invisible", so it may be worth seeing if you're really into films like these (and there are plenty of them).<br /><br />But d... | The fact that someone actually spent money on | 0.000966 | 0.000491 | 0.000488 | 0.00113 |
Worst Bob Hope comedy ever(and that includes some heavy competition). Hope, on an island with sailors, dreams aloud of being in a bathtub with a geisha girl "steering his ship". Somebody certainly steered this Hope-hackery over the cliff, as it features Phyllis Diller and Gina Lollobrigida and still can't work up any l... | 0neg | of his best) I was expecting a good movie from this film and the plot wasn't too bad but it just fell short. The only funny thing in this movie is when you get to see him getting eaten alive by these guys for no reason! The rest of the people didn't really have anything except for the fact they were wearing shorts so ... | good ones). It just keeps getting worse and worse. He plays the same role over and over again, in a totally different movie every time. The only saving grace is when he does play one of his two better roles at least once (the "hero" in "The Longest Yard").<br /><br />I also felt cheated after this one as I found mysel... | of his best),this movie is a waste of time and money. There are 3 scenes in this film with Bob as the "Chase" agent, but what's going on here? Is it an actual chase or something else entirely?<br /><br />Bob's girlfriend is so annoying,he shoulda gone all out like he did in "The Wizard Of Oz",but this movie really jus... | of his best films). The film deals with the love between two men who happen to be on opposite sides during a war. While these scenes are not nearly as exciting or hilarious as many other comedies, they are still quite entertaining.<br /><br />There is one scene where there was great laughter and I don't even recall it... | Worst Bob Hope comedy ever(and that includes some | 0.000497 | 0.000495 | 0.000488 | 0.000505 |
The fifth "Black Emanuelle" I've watched has, potentially, the most intriguing plot line dealing as it does with the intrepid female reporter investigating the white slavery/prostitution racket which takes her from San Francisco to Rome to Macao and back to her own hometown, New York! The film is peopled with past vete... | 0neg | been done on a shoestring budget. The only reason for this is that it was directed by the man who'd direct some of her best work (Boris Karloff in the first two), but he's just too damn popular to give any credit away.<br /><br />Still - there are definitely moments where you forget all about budget and simply enjoy t... | the worst plot of any one to date. Not that it's anything new...just an unremarkable story.<br /><br />It follows two married women named Rose and Susan as they embark on a trip together for their honeymoon in Thailand after several years' separation; however, things take another turn when Rose is abducted by some thu... | the highest sex rating of all. Not so much a pornographic film as an erotic romance featuring two attractive young women who are sexually attracted to each other and their respective sexual needs.<br /><br />Although it seems to be more for people in the 40's & 50's than its intended audience of today, many of my frie... | been the worst. I guess that means it must have just about the most underwhelming film in my entire life.<br /><br />No offense to any of the others who have already commented on this movie's mediocre quality, but there were a few things in particular (among them) that kept me from giving this one 10/10 stars: The ove... | The fifth "Black Emanuelle" I've watched has, potentially, | 0.0007 | 0.000486 | 0.998936 | 0.000486 |
Cut to the chase, this is one of the five worst films that I've ever seen.<br /><br />Not that they didn't try. There was some decent writing with some elements of structure in there, a good cast, some good acting. I'm not sure where it went wrong, but it went horribly wrong.<br /><br />Some of the elements may have be... | 0neg | the worst action/adventure movies ever made. It's not just bad acting but also terrible special effects and an extremely slow pace. Not only that, it has some poor dialogue written by people who have never even watched the movie before. But don't worry, I won't give you a "real" review because there isn't any! You can... | those films that really should have never been made. This film fails in every way as a horror movie, let alone an action film.<br /><br />I saw this at my local video rental store and was pleasantly surprised by how bad it turned out to be; I thought there might've been some good bloodshed or something but then again ... | those movies that you can really appreciate only if you have at least a small amount of knowledge about the world in which it takes place. This film has everything I'd like to be and more: an awesome plot with action scenes; some nice dialogues; excellent acting from all involved (from Tom Berenger as Mr. Zentio to Je... | the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. The acting was pathetic and the story could not be more boring...The only highlight being some guy who gets a little cocky about what he said at the beginning.<br /><br />I would give it an 1 out of **** because I am so embarrassed for having made that movie. That's how ba... | Cut to the chase, this is one of | 0.000488 | 0.000484 | 0.998448 | 0.000537 |
Plot: an amorous couple decide to engage in some extra-marital hijinks in a flashy car. They then become stuck (literally) in a Compromising Position, while said car wanders aimlessly about the countryside until the hapless couple are rescued by the authorities.<br /><br />That's it. That's the entire movie. There may ... | 0neg | some sleazy sexual games by making out and having sex with other people...<br /><br />Now, I remember the first time that they made love, when we were all sitting on a bench at a local beach. One of them was a beautiful young lady who looked like she would make a great girlfriend for any guy.<br /><br />I didn't know ... | sexual intercourse. this is not what i would call a great movie! the film starts off with some nice shots of Paris and its famous squares, however they are followed by scenes that look as if were shot on a cell phone. there's also some really stupid sex jokes that I just can't understand.<br /><br />I'm gonna try and ... | "some" sex (in a strange way, apparently). the movie isn't much better than its title. they end up sleeping on and around each others' bodies for hours at a time, making love with only one of them awake or not fully awake all the while being totally unaware that their partner has been watching over him from behind.<br... | sexual intercourse while drinking a bottle of champagne. After the scene is over, they go home and the camera pans out to reveal that the man (who has just had sex) has died from his injuries.<br /><br />What's wrong with this picture? The film makes no sense at all, it starts off well but quickly falls apart. We are ... | Plot: an amorous couple decide to engage in | 0.995313 | 0.000489 | 0.998798 | 0.00049 |
<br /><br />Ok, well I rented this movie while I was bed ridden hopped up on pain killers, and let me say, It didn't help the film any.<br /><br />The film is about a man who buys a car as he is going through a midlife crisis, he loves the car more than anything around him, one day his wife decides to borrow the car. S... | 0neg | thinking that it would be similar to the first one. It was not.<br /><br />I mean come on! You'd think after 5 years they wouldn't make another "Lola" type sequel but hey at least we get a decent amount of sex and nudity. <br /><br />My girlfriend said she liked the original but wasn't impressed with the remake so I t... | because I really wanted to see "Gilligan's Island" and thought it might be worth a look. What a mistake.<br /><br />I must confess that the plot of this film is so lame that my brain froze for several minutes before realizing what the hell was going on. The story has no meaning whatsoever...unless you're thinking abou... | thinking it would be about 2 kids. Now when you watch a movie in order to see that the main character is one of those two people or who ever else from these movies are trying to portray.<br /><br />Not so with this film and i am not even talking about a kid being portrayed as an adult. Just plain bad acting by all inv... | expecting a horror film. Instead of that it was just another comedy.<br /><br />It is very funny. It's OK for those who like comedies or who love to see some stupid jokes in the end. But if you are not into these kinds of movies then stay away from them. This one has nothing worth watching; maybe 10 minutes is enough,... | <br /><br />Ok, well I rented this movie | 0.000493 | 0.000482 | 0.000485 | 0.000486 |
Given the title and outlandish box art, I was ready for just about anything. Perhaps my expectation were forced just a bit to high, because I was left a little dry.<br /><br />A film crew working on a soft-core sex movie end up at a strange house when they get lost in the fog and decide the best way to spend the evenin... | 0neg | thought this was a good film. It's got some great performances from all involved, especially the lead actress.<br /><br />The plot is simple; two friends are on their way to Mexico for Christmas with their families when they're ambushed by people disguised as Mexican soldiers and robbed of everything in sight: jewelry... | thought this movie would be a classic. Well it is but not in the way you might expect.<br /><br />It's hard to say whether I laughed or cried at first glance when I saw an opening shot of one man standing up on a platform holding what looked like a plastic gun next to him - it didn't look too bad until he went down (o... | was expecting a good horror flick. What follows is an insult to every film maker with their own story line and script that have come before it.<br /><br />The plot concerns two people who go on vacation in Europe where they see something strange happen...that's about all there is of the movie except for one scene at t... | was expecting a movie with some kind of political message. Instead it turns into yet another movie where people are just acting badly or being annoying.<br /><br />This is really about 3 young people who live in New York City (or maybe L.A.) - Jack (played by Michael Caine), Sandy (Rosanna Arquette) and John (Ray Liot... | Given the title and outlandish box art, I | 0.99888 | 0.000493 | 0.000484 | 0.000493 |
Maybe it was the title, or the trailer (certainly not the interview on the DVD, which is with the director as he keeps saying "hi, kids" into the camera like a buffoon), but I had expectations for Entrails of a Virgin to be at least a bit of sleazy fun with some good sex scenes and brutal, bloody killings by a weird Ja... | 0neg | (and I have seen a lot of horror films), but this movie had me running through my bedroom in fear. The camera-work is so sharp and precise that you almost forget what's happening on screen! And there are quite some scenes where there isn't even any sound to be heard except for the voice-over narrating itself.<br /><br... | that got you in and out of this film. But I certainly couldn't get past some of these annoying characters...<br /><br />The acting is terrible.<br /><br />This movie could be entertaining for a few hours when everyone just wanted to relax (and there were plenty). However, after about 30 minutes, you're thinking why ar... | Whatever the case may be, this movie just doesn't have enough to say about itself.<br /><br />This film is a story of two men who love each other - one a cop and the other an angel in heaven. But when they meet for the first time their romance takes on new meanings...<br /><br />They are still not very good at communi... | But I have to say that this movie sucked! The plot wasn't exciting and there were so many inconsistencies in the storyline where they should of gone into a lot more detail.<br /><br />The acting is terrible but the worst thing about this flick are those 2 guys who played Dr. Noldorin - <br /><br />I'm not saying these... | Maybe it was the title, or the trailer | 0.998402 | 0.000487 | 0.000535 | 0.000491 |
OK the plot is, wait you got me there is no true discernible plot here just a string of optically fogged sex scenes, strung together by scenes of photographers taking pictures of pretty ladies (Sometimes a combination of the two) Then a demon comes around kills the men, rapes and kills the women, and waxes poetic about... | 0neg | here already: A group of outcasts (in this case a bunch of nerds) take off on an impromptu trip to their deadly friend's house after being expelled from school for bullying. One by one they die until there are no survivors... except for John Travolta who ends up becoming their hero when he saves everyone and gets hims... | Two people go on vacation in a tropical locale and are murdered by a killer who's looking for his ex-girlfriend.<br /><br />You know it isn't going to be pretty right away but there will have to be one or two surprises before we get through this mess of an actioner. This movie was poorly directed and produced so if yo... | A guy comes home from work and finds his wife missing after a night out with friends in Vegas. His brother returns and they decide to run away together.<br /><br />The thing that really sticks out about this movie is, "Why?" What was it? So we could watch them break up? Did I say again why? Well don't waste your time ... | now. I mean..it makes for a very good story but in its own way it's just another'shameless' remake of other horror movies which are nothing more than cheap cash-in material and don't even try to be original or different from any of them.<br /><br />I saw this movie at some late Halloween screening (probably in 1987). ... | OK the plot is, wait you got me | 0.998876 | 0.000508 | 0.000486 | 0.000492 |
Less self-conscious and much less pretentious than GUTS OF A BEAUTY, this Kazuo Komizu gore flick is worth a look (at least once).<br /><br />Sleazy snapshotters escort wanna-be actresses/models to a remote house in the woods in order to sexually molest them. Unfortunately (for the horny boys), a long-schlonged demon, ... | 0neg | "Freaky Friday" is another delightful outing from the creative duo that brought us THE RAGING BLOOD OF HARRY POOLED (1986) - an early version of a horror film which later became THE RAGE OF CANNIBALS. This time around it's Robert Englund playing Alex Stuckey, who has no idea what he does when his parents are killed in... | this film shows a very good side of "B" films. It contains many classic moments like the final scene where the two girls have sex without any interruptions because they're so drunk that no one cares to interrupt them, or when the police officers are waiting for their own cars (it's a great shot).<br /><br />It also ha... | 10:27 is a pleasant watch with some fine performances. Peter Falk's character has little money but he has an interest in people becoming more skilled at their work.<br /><br />It's great to see such an old movie still being enjoyed by young audiences today - for the same reason that The Thin Man was so beloved as a pr... | (and I love that it's not a remake), this is the sort of movie where you can't help but get lost in its simplicity. It's kind of like watching "Lost", except with a lot more nudity.<br /><br />The film has almost nothing to say about what makes the human body unique, nor do we see any scenes or shots of people getting... | Less self-conscious and much less pretentious than GUTS, | 0.998906 | 0.997462 | 0.998908 | 0.996827 |
<br /><br />Entrails of a Virgin is so bizarre and incomprehensible that it allows the viewer to interpret it subjectively, applying whatever meaning he wishes to its inexplicable excesses of sex and violence. If this was an intentional characteristic of the film, it would be a work of postmodern brilliance-but of cour... | 0neg | horrible that you would have to be an idiot not to buy it. I think this movie was written by some 3 year old because the dialogue sucked as much as the acting did, and there were many scenes where they tried to explain something in very poor Spanish which made no sense.<br /><br />I am surprised that all these people ... | utterly awful that it's almost not worth my time or effort to even describe. It has some decent moments, but only as such I can't help but feel like giving up on the movie in favor of one better made.<br /><br />This was supposedly based off an original screenplay by Jonathan Demme, who wrote and directed "Apocalypse ... | much better than I thought it would be. It's well worth the cost, just don't waste your time and money on this one...you'll regret you did! <br /><br />I'm sorry but that line was what my brain said while watching Entrail Of A Virgin.<br /><br />If there were two words to describe this movie, they'd be: TERRIBLE....it... | bad, that I cant think of any reason why it should be shown on TV. It would have been better if the movie had lasted only 30 min.<br /><br />The story line was too obvious and trivial to care about what happens next in this one-hour marathon from beginning to end. The acting was poor - especially by the actor who play... | <br /><br />Entrails of a Virgin is so | 0.000489 | 0.000486 | 0.000488 | 0.000484 |
I guess I only have myself to blame for the gigantic disillusion that is "Entrails of a Virgin". You already know not to expect a cinematic masterpiece when you see a juicy and proudly promoted title like this and the first impression only gets extra confirmed when noticing the film is a mid-80's production from Japan.... | 0neg | for this movie. First of all, it was a great idea to write a story about one man's struggle with his sexuality and the consequences (for him) when he meets and falls in love for someone else.<br /><br />Secondly, they've done such an overdone job at making my life seem like the worst possible scenario that watching th... | for not knowing what this movie is about. It's supposed to be a "documentary" of the Vietnam War? Well, it looks more like one big party! The actors are all so much better looking and acting onscreen than any actual war veteran from either side could ever come close to in real life...it just sounds too good as reality... | for all of the problems with this movie. It's a great thing that they put it out in one place so you can see what happened, but then again, we should be glad that they still have a copyright on it; at least people will know where to find these idiots now and not go looking around them.<br /><br />It is very easy (and ... | for making this movie. What was the point of it anyway? It's not scary at all, and if you're into movies that aren't as predictable or gory (like "Cannibal Holocaust" is) then don't watch this! Even though there are some great-looking kills in here...and most of them look like they should be able to be done by someone... | I guess I only have myself to blame | 0.000489 | 0.000486 | 0.000663 | 0.000485 |
I LOVE Don Knotts, let me just say that up-front! He is an enormous talent and the best at what he does, which is portray a nervous, lovably befuddled loser thrown into a position of authority. He is fabulous in this role as Roy Fleming, the Reluctant Astronaut, but the film is pretty dull, really, even though as a kid... | 0neg | that. I'm a huge fan of his and so was surprised to hear how many people hated this film.<br /><br />For what it is worth, the DVD version for sale at Target has no "bad" reviews in which they are pointing out how bad some parts were (such as the musical numbers - they have all been done before) or other areas.<br /><... | that. This movie is a piece of crap, it's stupid and totally unnecessary.<br /><br />The only reason I'm giving this movie 2 stars out of 10 is because it contains some funny bits in it.<br /><br />Don has the best voice acting work of all time! He doesn't even have to be on screen for more than a minute or so at most... | that! He is such a funny man. It's too bad he did so little for this show and movie. I miss him when he wasn't on the show (in fact it was only a few episodes in which we actually saw him) but don't get me wrong...He always had some kind of humor to his work.<br /><br />This series has been one of my favorites since 1... | that. He is such a great actor and comedian his work as the "Uncle Buck" in The Big Sleep was truly wonderful to watch. So when I found out that he had passed away it made my heart so incredibly sad.<br /><br />However... I'm not saying this for any other reason than because of Knots's amazing talent! But also because... | I LOVE Don Knotts, let me just say | 0.008393 | 0.000485 | 0.998791 | 0.998564 |
After leaving TV's popular "The Andy Griffith Show", Don Knotts gave movie stardom a valiant try with a series of inane but matinée-pleasing comedy vehicles. Unfortunately, "The Reluctant Astronaut", filmed on the cheap (as were most of Knotts' movies), is much worse than his others. Don plays a small town schnook who ... | 0neg | actor-turned-director and former producer of the beloved show, John L. Schlesinger Jr., directed this offbeat comedy in a darkly funny way.<br /><br />In order to keep the film from being overly predictable, the script is fairly tight with no character arcs that leave us wondering about our characters; instead we are ... | producer Larry Grossman decided to move on and make a movie about the same show. The movie was called, "Andy & His Stuff". Well you might be asking yourself why I mention it in my review of this film? Because there are many things that go wrong with the movie from the start.<br /><br />The problem is that grossman did... | actor Michael Landon decided to go into business for himself. He started producing and directing commercials, but that didn't mean he could escape the stage.<br /><br />He was never better than in this one-liner comedy (with some clever dialogue) about two guys who work together at a diner as their lives slowly spiral... | George Burns and Gracie Allen moved on to a variety of other roles. While still funny, this movie is no joke.<br /><br />I've seen many of the actors from that show in their various movies but I'm not sure how they did it since none of them can act! The storyline was weak & predictable as most comedies are these days.... | After leaving TV's popular "The Andy Griffith Show", | 0.995561 | 0.000485 | 0.000641 | 0.000484 |
This movie is all ultra-lightweight fluff, predictable from beginning to end. As a Don Knotts vehicle, "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" was much better, with Knott's character there not nearly as incompetent or ignorant. His performance there was toned down, with none of his trademark goggle-eyed stare, although that may ha... | 0neg | start to finish. It's like a little "Cinderella" with some extra sugar thrown in for the good ol' glee of it! The main reason I gave this film 10 stars was because of the wonderful performances by the whole cast and crew -- especially the young girls playing Cinderella (who were really beautiful) and Prince Charming p... | the start. The best thing about it? It makes you feel like you're being watched by an invisible man.<br /><br />There are no surprises in this film: people talk to each other over and over again; everyone has a secret (or two).<br /><br />The worst part of this film...is that I can't wait for my next meal so I don't h... | the beginning and ending. It's a perfect example of how films can be made that are only watchable if you're able to tolerate a lack of plot or dialogue.<br /><br />I have read other reviewers who felt this was an excellent film in which some very good actors were involved - but I didn't think so. This really wasn't an... | the start and completely unoriginal. The plot involves a group of people who are getting ready for their high school prom but they have forgotten to pack a hair clipper so they go out into the desert with nothing but some fishing line.<br /><br />There's a lot of talk about how bad this movie will be but I actually fo... | This movie is all ultra-lightweight fluff, predictable from | 0.001675 | 0.00051 | 0.000487 | 0.001578 |
***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** Juggernaut is a British made "thriller" released in the US by First National. Karloff is Dr. Sartorius who has to leave his research because his funds have dried up. Karloff is forced to retreat to France and start up a medical practice. He is propositioned by a conniving woman who wants t... | 0neg | film about two young women and their families who are caught up in the events that led to the end of World War 2. In fact, they were both alive at the time of the invasion so these people can hardly be taken as being on behalf of Britain during this war which has always been very much downplayed by the English media a... | film. I must confess, it's one of the worst films ever released. The acting is so bad that you'd never know they're all amateur actors.<br /><br />The script and plot are weak for what seems like an hour (and no more). There isn't even any suspense to speak of in this movie...you'll be bored after about 5 minutes of w... | movie that has been put into the United States as a sequel to its predecessor, The Wicker Man. This film was released in 1978 and was considered one of the best films ever done. If you haven't seen it then I'll tell you why.<br /><br />The story centers around an old man (played by Peter Finch) who lives alone in his ... | movie about four former members of an American security firm, trying to track down the whereabouts and possession of one man, who has been framed for murder. The film looks like it was shot at some point in 1985-86 but contains no footage from those years.<br /><br />The production values are very low (and that's not ... | ***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** Juggernaut is a British made "thriller" | 0.998032 | 0.000487 | 0.007215 | 0.963782 |
This has been put out on the DVD market by Alpha, and it's for die-hard Boris Karloff fans (like moi) only. It's not a horror flick, but a drama where Boris is a struggling scientist agreeing to kill a wealthy woman's husband in order to gain the fortune needed to continue with his work. But once the dying victim chang... | 0neg | but I am going to refer to it as a mini-series (i.e. 30 minutes of content) and call it that rather than what it is: one very enjoyable TV movie.<br /><br />It's based loosely on the book by Michael Connelly. The plot was very interesting--it seems somewhat familiar with all the elements; there are some obvious things... | box with no mention of it. The movie is 19 minutes long and I feel like there are more, so I'll leave that to you.<br /><br />The opening credits were a tad too familiar for my taste but once they started showing what was coming this became obvious why they didn't even bother making another film. It's not often one se... | but it was first released in 1986. It also came from a VHS tape that I picked up at a movie store for $3 and only had two frames of footage of this film.<br /><br />The plot is simple--a group of friends go to an amusement park (the name escapes me) where one falls down and causes severe injuries which are treated by ... | in a very poor quality. The print is not clear enough to see any of the special effects, which are pretty bad.<br /><br />The movie itself is average for its kind and it just goes along with what I can think about the plot being too short (with more than one female lead). It's basically an old fashioned romance story ... | This has been put out on the DVD, | 0.998885 | 0.000497 | 0.00243 | 0.000775 |
One of Boris Karloff's real clinkers. Essentially the dying Karloff (looking about 120 years older than he was)is a scientist in need of cash to finish his experiments before he dies. Moving from Morocco where his funding is taken over by someone else he goes to the South of France where he works a s physician while tr... | 0neg | same as "The Invisible Man", but with a more interesting twist that adds some extra suspense.<br /><br />Karloff returns to his usual mysterious persona, haunted by the murder of his wife (played beautifully by Lila Sullivan). When another woman is murdered in similar circumstances--this time at the hands of an unknow... | same story as "The Invisible Man" but with a lot more gore and bloodshed, at least in this version; it seems to be based on an actual book by H.G. Wells (though he certainly was not a writer). The movie is pretty lame for its time - the idea being that Dr. Rainsford becomes obsessed with finding out who can die first ... | same story as "The Ring Around the Sun", but with an entirely different cast and a somewhat more dramatic storyline.<br /><br />I think I'd had enough tolerance for Karloff in general by then, given that he was also a good actor (although his work is often underrated).<br /><br />'Invisible' is probably one of Karloff... | same story as Dracula with some changes in location and a twist ending, which may be why it didn't catch on. The old castle is haunted by vampires and an old man (played here by the underrated Edward G. Robinson) who can take advantage of any situation that gets him into trouble.<br /><br />Karloff plays the title cha... | One of Boris Karloff's real clinkers. Essentially the | 0.00099 | 0.000491 | 0.001381 | 0.998308 |
Way back when, the X-Files was an intelligent, thought-provoking show. A big part of its appeal was that the writers looked to folklore and science for their ideas, tying the plot to the spooky side of real life.<br /><br />I was incredibly wary of the 8th season when it aired. The show had already provided two perfect... | 0neg | well-made TV series. In addition to the 7 seasons of "The X Files", there were two episodes that featured a female lead who had been killed on her way to get some work done.<br /><br />In this episode (and in the first one), she goes through her last moments with another member of the unit after they have found out ab... | entertaining series. While it didn't have that "big" plot line of a television show (i.e., The Man in the White Suit), and its character development was subtle, I still found it enjoyable.<br /><br />But, what this movie has is just too much. It's so predictable, not even really fun to watch at all! If you like your m... | well thought out series that made you think. Now it's time for a sequel and this one isn't much better.<br /><br />I really wanted to like "The Blob 2" but I just couldn't get into it. Sure enough, there is some humour in here (such as when two people are chased by the Blob), it has pretty cool special effects and som... | thoughtful show. Today, it's just a cheesy little "space opera" that goes nowhere with its title.<br /><br />In fact I don't think anyone cared about any of this plot. It's more like watching a bunch of teenagers do their first movie production: They're all acting pretty good at it but none can act in front of an audi... | Way back when, the X-Files was an intelligent, | 0.998784 | 0.000496 | 0.000485 | 0.000491 |
Ariauna Albright is a really good actress but why she participated in this lame written travesty is a mystery. What could have been entertaining winds up as classic boredom. The unique thing about Ariauna is that she can act as well as look real sexy as opposed to her partner Lilith Stabs who looks fine but it is obvio... | 0neg | her acting ability didn't carry the film. The direction was very interesting, except that there's no story. <br /><br />The ending left me confused and I couldn't figure out why he wanted to be with her anyway.<br /><br />I wish she could've been more convincing in this role so we wouldn't have wasted our time watchin... | that doesn't make her likable. A friend of mine who was not only my roommate on the 80's sitcom "Home Improvement" and I, he didn't like this movie at all because it seemed more like a bad movie trailer than anything else. This wasn't very funny or engaging to watch so many times in the future.<br /><br />The acting w... | her role as an orphan and the fact that she cannot speak is just not alluring enough. There's something so irritating about having to live with someone you never know who does nothing until your own actions force it on you.<br /><br />The acting was poor too, I would have liked some more of the "normal" people in this... | she has to give in this movie that's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. She had some great scenes with Robert Downey Jr., but his acting was so bad I couldn't sit through it even though he did an amazing job.<br /><br />It started out promisingly, and ended very disappointing as well as stupid because there were ... | Ariauna Albright is a really good actress but | 0.000525 | 0.000492 | 0.000488 | 0.000495 |
I find it hard to understand why this piece of utter trash was repackaged. The only saving grace in the whole thing is the body of Ariauna in her sexy uniform. Her humour is also to be appreciated. She is a definite plus but alas it would take a magician to salvage this garbage. However she must be positively recognise... | 0neg | is being rated as the best film of all time. The movie was a hit in its day and certainly has been since 1956, but I don't think anyone could ever match or beat what they did.<br /><br />The story revolves around an Italian immigrant that moved to America when he was just five years old. As he grows up he becomes fasc... | is the only movie that I have ever given a 1 out of 10. It was so poorly made, and acted-out scenes were added during editing (in order for you not to be bored). The acting wasn't even good; which isn't saying much considering who the actors are supposed to play. <br /><br />It would make more sense if the title was "... | movie was made. It is a pretty bad example of Hollywood trying too much, and not enough (as the title suggests). The plot is poorly written for a low budget film; there are no serious characters or conflicts to speak of as all seem in need of help but lack their own. There's some good acting from all concerned - Rober... | movie is so popular. The story itself isn't bad, but the fact that it's a parody of horror movies has made this one really dull.<br /><br />The acting was good enough for a 7/10 if you're looking for some campy comedy or something like that.<br /><br />My rating would be about an 8 out of 10 on IMDb (with the exceptio... | I find it hard to understand why this | 0.998434 | 0.000488 | 0.000491 | 0.998743 |
It is difficult to find any positives in this movie. Seems as though the producer needed to make a buck without much effort & hence we are treated to a full showing of Galaxy which is the lamest excuse for a movie in history. The police girls looked extremely sexy in their little uniforms. More action shots of the two ... | 0neg | this movie. First off it has no plot at all, and yet the story line was almost like a script or outline with little detail given for every character.<br /><br />Secondly there are no characters that can be described as likable. It's as if they were trying so hard not being "likable" but failing miserably. <br /><br />... | this movie, and that's saying something. There are two major problems with "The Naked Gun Returns". First of all it wasn't funny enough (well, they did attempt to make it so by having the characters fall down from a high jump but...that didn't work for me). Secondly there was no chemistry between Paul Reubens and Dick... | this movie. It does not do the characters any favours, nor does it focus on what may have been an interesting plot.<br /><br />I'm sure that many people will say that this movie doesn't make much sense at all and it's quite possibly a satire of American society but I disagree with them completely because there are no ... | this movie, apart from the fact that it was filmed in a very nice location. The story may have been good if we had some realistic actors and characters who would not be overdone or predictable.<br /><br />The production value of the movie was much better than I expected when i saw it on TCM (TV Movie Channel).<br /><b... | It is difficult to find any positives in | 0.000492 | 0.000492 | 0.000483 | 0.998796 |
A group of human looking aliens going to Earth to eat crash land on a planet of prehistoric beasts instead where they all eat physcedelic mushrooms and act retarded. Padded with footage from "Planet of the Dinosuars" and horrible jokes this is definitely one to miss. The acting is atrocious as well, and while this isn'... | 0neg | visit Earth in the future, they come here and are met by a bunch of weirdo cops. It is up to a team of special forces officers on earth to stop these people from getting too far.<br /><br />The first thing you will notice about this movie is it's animation style (well maybe not). This was created during the golden age... | Earth on a spaceship that will be crashed in 2035, they are stopped by the American astronaut with the name "Captain" who was sent for this purpose. They have found some old pictures and all you find is an alien creature (a man eating another)that eats up food from a plant it calls "plant", which looks like a tomato..... | Earth and find a woman who is pregnant with an alien baby. They can only get into her body by seducing the people in it, then rape them. The reason for this plan was because she has been raped by two men...and one would think that they'd be on their guards.<br /><br />The plot starts out pretty good but then goes down... | take over the Earth. They are all wearing sunglasses and they have no clothes except their pants (which were made from something). The alien beings can fly at great speeds but only fly in a straight line.<br /><br />It is hard for me to believe that there would be two or three people in the movie that could actually h... | A group of human looking aliens going to | 0.998917 | 0.000485 | 0.000509 | 0.000512 |
Using footage pillaged from Planet of Dinosaurs this shot on video (except for the stolen footage) concerns a bunch of people shot into space who land on a dinosaur planet that is...don't wait for it, is really earth. Its a five minute sketch stretched to 90 minutes. Slightly better than Chickboxer (another in the Bad ... | 0neg | is a fun movie for all ages. It features the best dinosaurs ever, they are beautiful and very realistic looking in 3-D.<br /><br />The special effects are impressive because it is filmed on the same camera as the original film but with modern technology which gives an air of realism to most of the shots although some ... | film is one that I would watch over and over again. The only thing really annoying about it (for me) was the ending, which looked more like a joke than anything else.<br /><br />The dinosaurs are played by some of our most recognizable actors in all of movie history, with the exception of Tom Hanks as Burt Lancaster, ... | movie is an entertaining look at the real dinosaurs. The film starts out by showing a giant dinosaur, which is destroyed in an explosion and then killed after its bones are buried.<br /><br />It's not until 25 years later that they finally get to see it's ancestor who lives underground (of course with two heads!) And ... | is an amusing piece, especially considering the obvious similarity between its premise and the infamous 1976 film version. It's a good idea--let animals be dinosaurs again! And it works.<br /><br />There are some fairly poor shots throughout. But in terms of how well they're shot (and therefore what kind of effect you... | Using footage pillaged from Planet of Dinosaurs this | 0.998778 | 0.998684 | 0.998349 | 0.998728 |
First of all let me say that I had to think a lot about writing a comment for this movie. The best review for this kind of Cinema can be just the silence. Movie addressed to housewives and to grandmothers. This movie tries to look "genuine" and the characters should be supposed "real people". An Italian could never thi... | 0neg | am a huge fan of the original, and as much for this movie. It's not just that it has been done before (or by different directors) - no film is without its own style or approach.<br /><br />However, this version seems to fall into one trap after another: 1) The plot seems to follow 'rules' in regards to time travel, et... | am not a fan of the original film. Even though I have never seen it, this is my second time watching The Big Chill.<br /><br />This movie was so bad and completely unbelievable. The acting in this film was horrible too. It's very hard to watch movies like these when you are trying to deal with high school kids who don... | don't mind people complaining about this movie. However, I have to admit it was so bad that I actually laughed at one point in the film.<br /><br />The acting is very poor and the story line is just unbelievable! Even for a drama (which is basically what this movie is) there were many scenes where no one seemed intere... | love the show and am very disappointed that it has ended. The episode where the'real' Janelle (Kaley Cuoco) was talking to her daughter is a must see for anyone who hasn't seen this amazing series in over 20 years.<br /><br />I have been a fan since first watching an entire season when I started with one episode on CT... | First of all let me say that I | 0.000491 | 0.000486 | 0.000486 | 0.998885 |
Wow, after trashing the disk of Timo Roses "Rout City" after about 15 Minutes (South Park is about more than meaningless cursing... I guess some people just don't get it) I was interested in this movie. I read quite some positive stuff and the packaging and look of the movie seemed far from the total trash I expected a... | 0neg | 1986 release "The Blood Thief" (as I did in a review here), I really had to see this movie before seeing the previous one. So I watched it and was pleasantly surprised.<br /><br />What made me laugh so hard? The fact that some of the characters spoke at least three languages or two different ones combined into one...l... | this is a breath of fresh air. What was it? That which few have seen, or heard about...<br /><br />A movie from Russia where you might want to watch that as well.<br /><br />The film features an unknown and very talented actress (Tatyana Rukhova) who plays a character named Karolina; with some fairly unoriginal ideas ... | "Hollywood Forever Cemetery", i found this film a little better than that. It's about two young lovers who fall in love with each other and try to stay together on top of everything they're going through (including their marriage). I have seen this movie many times, but only once as an adult because it had too much vi... | latest album "The House That Baked" I was looking forward to this one. Well it had a lot more in common with that CD than any other work from Mr. Rose's catalogue so far.<br /><br />This first hour or two is pretty slow going and the tracklist doesn't help either as they repeat themselves throughout like "We Are The N... | Wow, after trashing the disk of Timo Roses' | 0.998862 | 0.998133 | 0.998776 | 0.990706 |
Well I just gave away 95 minutes and 47 seconds that I'll never get back on this piece of trash. I heard someone online describe this movie's villains as "subhuman cannibals", and I thought it was promising because I thought it would be like the Descent. WRONG! The Descent was a psychological thriller with dynamic char... | 0neg | it was worth every second of my life. This movie is one hell of a roller coaster ride and i think this might be the best animated film ever made.<br /><br />It starts out very fast paced with the main character being put into an unusual situation as he gets pulled from his normal world to another realm where he meets ... | thought "hey, this is fun!". But then it got boring after a while. And they even made the stupid mistake of having an annoying English woman in there to make up for that. When she was talking about her parents leaving them because of her acting skills but when they came back (they weren't really looking at us) we were... | felt like crying. If you have seen this movie before, then you will know what it is about.<br /><br />The first thing that came to mind was that this might be an adaptation of a novel (though I don't recall one being written in English), since the story seems much more loosely woven than most movies done within those ... | had to watch it again, after the first time. The worst thing about this movie is that i think you'll have to sit through it all at least two times so your brain can get used to what's going on.<br /><br />The only interesting aspect of the film (not sure if any people will read the comments) was seeing the "cigarette"... | Well I just gave away 95 minutes and | 0.998914 | 0.000487 | 0.000492 | 0.001942 |
A group of friends come face-to-face with a family of hideous cannibals whilst camping in the beautiful German countryside.<br /><br />The 'mutant cannibal family' concept is almost as old as the hills that the inbred freaks often call home, so any director attempting to breath new life into the genre needs to come up ... | 0neg | very serious problem: they are all going to die. It's an eerie and disturbing premise, but it never becomes too real or painful as the movie progresses because of its lack of melodrama.<br /><br />This is one of those movies that you can watch once at least twice before you really get what makes this flick tickle your... | mysterious, brutal killer. The killers' methods are the same: they have one objective - to kill the victims and leave them as human remains on their bodies.<br /><br />This is not an Oscar worthy movie but it should be seen if only for nostalgia's sake (and some laughs). This is no slasher film; however, there are def... | deadly virus that wreaks havoc on their bodies. However, the only way to end this nightmare is if they find out why it was unleashed and what happened before.<br /><br />This movie is very entertaining but lacks any depth or nuance in its characters. I found myself laughing out loud at many lines because these guys we... | mysterious killer and his twisted wife at the family picnic. But no one expects this to happen on their own! The director has taken great care in bringing together some memorable scenes, such as "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" (which was used for the first scene), but most importantly he gives us some new ideas abou... | A group of friends come face-to-face with a | 0.997641 | 0.000548 | 0.000498 | 0.998579 |
As I am not a blood and guts fan I found the gory scenes totally unnecessary (you spell it) and too real for my liking, if you're the type of person who gets their rocks off on beheadings on the internet or snuff movies I say go for it, it beggars belief what sort of person dreams this sick crap up though.<br /><br />A... | 0neg | type of guy, it was disappointing to see this film. The story is good but the acting by most everyone involved just didn't make for very good viewing.<br /><br />All in all 4 stars outta 5<br /><br />I guess if you love bloodsucks then you'll like this one! It will be enjoyable because there are many more movies that ... | fan, this is probably one of the most boring movies I have ever seen. It's about an officer who works in a hospital to rescue people from their own bodies. There are scenes when they try to do it without any success (even though they get some good leads) or with the patient dead but that just takes up time.<br /><br /... | kind of guy, and would rather watch a good romantic comedy than some crap like this, the two main actors in "I Shot Andy" were really annoying. The rest was OK.<br /><br />The story is basically that a 20-something woman had a bad boyfriend who shot her at gunpoint when she came home from work one night. She ended up ... | type of person, the first scene has me rolling my eyes with irritation. My girlfriend is in there and she's having fun.<br /><br />And I have to say that it does start out funny enough. But then it starts getting really corny and ridiculous by the time "The Red Horse" goes on, where they show us some of those very poo... | As I am not a blood and guts | 0.000838 | 0.000485 | 0.00053 | 0.000488 |
Horrible. I see many user comments on how great this show is. It truly is a Wanna-Be-Friends - Made in Taiwan knockoff. The jokes are lame as...and the plot is ridiculous. The actors are obviously struggling to be funny and are probably cringing when they hit those awful punchlines (if you can call them that). The bulk... | 0neg | this movie is so funny and great to watch, but in reality it's very cheesy at times. It starts out with the main character (Tommy) being a teacher who has no idea what his students are talking about or doing when they have an argument over something because he doesn't know what their real intentions were. One of them ... | bad this movie is, yet it gets a 10 from me! This film was so poorly written and acted that the whole premise of the story is very misleading (I believe) to say the least.<br /><br />The "evil" monster you are trying to kill can be easily defeated with an easy to remember, well-remembered recipe in the back of your mi... | bad this movie is, but they are so wrong that it only hurts me to feel for the person who wrote them. It isn't a terrible film per se, although it does lack some polish and charm at times (notably in one scene when you have an ex boyfriend with a pregnant woman). But there were definitely elements which made the movie... | bad this is and here's my take.<br /><br />This movie had me hooked throughout the entire thing, but then it starts to fall apart very quickly for no apparent reason. There were some pretty good moments in there at one point when we're really getting into the plot of the movie (how does he know who they are?) but soon... | Horrible. I see many user comments on how | 0.000488 | 0.000485 | 0.000488 | 0.000483 |
this show is awful. no comedy, no plot no good characters. America are you blind give the award to real shows. i hate this show along with 30 rock. honestly I'm so glad they canceled this show. thank you CBS. keep two and a half men, keep Christine, keep rules of engagement keep how i meet your mother which really isn'... | 0neg | to it at all and a really bad acting crew i thought.<br /><br />i found this show very annoying even when the story was going so well you could almost see how dumb things were becoming as you watched (and that's saying something.) <br /><br />but its not just me who finds the story boring...its also one of those shows... | in any way..but thats the truth about this series<br /><br />the cast were pretty good...just not enough story line to keep a viewer interested and they had a new star each week.<br /><br />if you are looking for an interesting tv programme then look elsewhere! but if its your only option then why waste money on it? 1... | nor action and it just keeps going on forever with that one guy yelling at his own girlfriend for a hundred times in the last five minutes of this crap movie.<br /><br />I am from India so i can't judge if its like us or not but I don't know how they made such garbage movies back home....and to say the least, they did... | or acting and the characters are all boring.<br /><br />the worst thing about this show was that i had to watch it every week for a couple of years until some idiot decided to dump me after my 18th episode (after wasting money buying an DVD copy).<br /><br />i am sick of watching these people act like total idiots on ... | this show is awful. no comedy, no plot | 0.000727 | 0.000484 | 0.000491 | 0.000486 |
The Class is a comedy series that portrays a bunch of 27-year-old former class mates.<br /><br />I like the idea of the show. That's why it saddens me that The Class is not funny, even though it has the obvious potential. It's not enough corky, just dorky. (Haha.) This is due to a slowish tempo and the lack of actually... | 0neg | the experiences of women in the US military during WWII. The first season consists mainly of war films about female soldiers and their exploits, but also features some stories from the time (including one with Elizabeth Taylor). Most episodes feature leading ladies making themselves available to all sorts of serviceme... | an anti-establishment, but very social class based group of people living in the suburbs. It's set up by the character Paulie (played by Jeff Fahey), who has to deal with his own problems while trying to solve theirs.<br /><br />This show isn't really about any particular issue or subject, but more so it tries to port... | the life of one small town's sheriff, with his wife and kids. It was based on the true story of Sheriff Ed Pomeroy from Oregon.<br /><br />When this show first premiered in 1975 it aired for only six seasons (8 years total). This made it impossible to even record much footage because each episode lasts about an hour l... | the lives of four college students as they go about their daily routine. It's based on the idea that all college classes are just like you and me, so what do we learn in these classes? Well for example, if someone asks "Why are women so hot?", most people will say something along the lines of "They're beautiful". Most... | The Class is a comedy series that portrays | 0.998524 | 0.995452 | 0.998856 | 0.998548 |
If you have seen Friends, the writing will feel very familiar. Especially the last 3 or 4 seasons of Friends often share the same comedy setups.<br /><br />The show is about a group of people whose connection is that they shared the same class when they were still rather young (about 10 years old I think). Now, they're... | 0neg | be familiar to you. This is a funny show about friendship and family. It's almost as if it was written by the people who wrote The Simpsons.<br /><br />This film had some great moments; I loved how Danny Masterson (who played Matt from "Friends") plays his character with such humor that he makes everyone around him la... | sound familiar. In fact it sounds almost too familiar to be true.<br /><br />Friends is a show that follows five friends in San Francisco as they move through their lives and fall apart at the same time. It's like The Brady Bunch meets The Cosby Show. And of course I love all three shows, so if this is what Friends ha... | be a little better. The acting is not even close to being as good.<br /><br />A few more instances of that movie are needed to give this show a chance! <br /><br />I think when Rachel and Joey were together for 1 year they should've stayed together until their wedding day; now it seems like an idiot's idea, but I do b... | be familiar to your friends. It's a good show and it is entertaining.<br /><br />The acting was very strong in this episode with an excellent performance by Jason Priestly.<br /><br />(I haven't commented on any of the other episodes yet) If there are some people who don't enjoy these types of shows because they are t... | If you have seen Friends, the writing will | 0.9986 | 0.998423 | 0.000488 | 0.998905 |
You can't imagine how I looked forward to King of the Ants. As a massive Gordon fan, I awaited the European premiere with wicked anticipation.especially since I loved Dagon - Gordon's last achievement - so much. King of the Ants premiered here in my country and it was Gordon himself who came to present it. Unfortunatel... | 0neg | this one. After all, it was the last 8 minutes that made me cry (I actually cried). And although you won't laugh out loud at any of the jokes in The Farce Of Two Sisters, you will get a real feel for what has been lost and why.<br /><br />Although the film is funny - which again might be due more to my wife than mysel... | this film. The idea of the 12 men walking on a beach in Africa...I had no idea where that was coming from.<br /><br />But, after seeing it for myself, my expectations were not met at all. No matter what you say about this film; there is nothing new or unique here, just an endless supply of clichés and melodramatics wh... | seeing this film. At first, it sounded like a typical American western in the style of "The Big Heat", with good acting and exciting chase scenes. But when you saw that Tom Savini (a veteran actor) played the sheriff on screen, you knew what was going to happen.<br /><br />Instead of being a decent story about a young... | this film, but after watching it...well, you know what the verdict was. This movie is a disaster of absurdity and pretentiousness that has nothing to do with the story or characters.<br /><br />The storyline might have been good if there wasn't such an explicit lesbian relationship between two men who are clearly gay ... | You can't imagine how I looked forward to | 0.998777 | 0.000487 | 0.000485 | 0.000494 |
This movie was an attempt to go into places most don't and perhaps shouldn't venture into. It was a similar trial at the bizarre, head-case perspective given to us in The Cell, although not near as in-depth and well portrayed. The plot is constructed simply with an initial campy feel to it. Then, as the movie takes its... | 0neg | the area of a few important historical events. It is based upon the first two parts (the story by P.G. Wodehouse) and I think it succeeds in doing so, but then again we have seen enough movies about that time period. The main plot concerns a young lady who gets married with her lover's family while they are away on va... | the world of people who work with computers and it fails in almost every aspect. The script is pretty bad, so are the characters' personalities (the only ones that seem like real existences) and even though they all have a computer these are hardly used as a way of communication.<br /><br />The story line doesn't make... | the mind of a child but it fails at every level. The plot is confusing and there are too many characters, which leaves you guessing who will die next.<br /><br />I have seen some other reviews that say this is the "worst" sci-fi movie ever made, however I think this really comes down to them being blinded by their own... | a whole new world, with the hope of breaking down barriers between different races and cultures. The main idea is that it will be better for the people if they're not so separated from each other.<br /><br />So far I don't think you can find anyone who would like this type of film. It takes away all feelings of warmth... | This movie was an attempt to go into | 0.998793 | 0.000484 | 0.000488 | 0.997623 |
This movie is written by Charlie Higson, who has before this done the "legendary" Fast Show and his own show based on one of Fast Show's characters (Tony the car sales man). He's also written James Bond books for kids.<br /><br />Actually I've seen before this only Gordon's movies that are based on Lovecraft's stories,... | 0neg | once did a good job as an actor (see 'The Lost Weekend' and other films).<br /><br />And so the story line is actually quite interesting. The main character has been brought up in rural Britain where they have no choice but to live on what little they can get - which gives him his own sort of identity.<br /><br />But ... | wrote the script for the hugely successful and highly acclaimed 1976 film "Slaughter High". I have to admit that this one was less enjoyable than his other effort which has been given a lot of attention. (And you know what they say about people who are too funny...)<br /><br />In fact, it's not even as good as some of... | also directed this film. He wrote the screenplay and played his part in making it! This film features some of my favourite actors (Dustin Hoffman & Tom Berenger), including Dustin Hoffman himself as a 17 year old boy named Jake Gyllenhaal. The story involves Jake's friend, a man called Dr. Sam Winters, living with him... | was responsible for the original "Batman" TV series. This new adaptation of the book features a great cast including: Christopher Lee as Batman/Robin; Michael Ironside (as The Penguin) and Frank Gorshin as Dr.Goldfinger/The Joker; Kate Bosworth & Billy Crystal in supporting roles; Tim Roth as Bruce Wayne/Batman; Ray L... | This movie is written by Charlie Higson, who | 0.998907 | 0.000494 | 0.99892 | 0.998634 |
I must pat myself on the back for watching this movie all the way through because it truly was painful. An incapable painter becomes a fully capable hit-man? This movie was rife with absurdities of which if I mentioned them all I would be giving away the movie. Norm Peterson aka George Wendt must really be in a rut to ... | 0neg | doing this without a script. I mean seriously, who would think that one could write such a great movie? How did it get made? A former "Star Trek" crew member gives us an overview of his time at Starfleet Academy: 1972-1980.<br /><br />The story is about Lieutenant Commander (L.C.) Paul Ritter ("Wing Commander") and tw... | taking such a long time to get this film released. Not only has it been in theatres since 1985 but I have never seen another of these films (although they are all very good). I first saw the original version when I was just seven years old and still remember that day, as well as how much my older sister loved them too... | not having ever watched this film before. I just saw it while sitting at home with my 4 yr old grandson and he was so excited when the movie came out! He said, "this is like a real film!" His expression shows how much interest in seeing this movie had. We got it from our local video store for about $3 off. (18 years o... | going along with this movie. It may not have been a great idea, but I believe it was needed because of some things that were left unsaid in previous movies about the war and how much of a mess its aftermath would be.<br /><br />The acting is pretty good if you take into consideration the cast at all - they are still y... | I must pat myself on the back for | 0.998922 | 0.000547 | 0.998929 | 0.998684 |
I was p***ed when I couldn't see this one when it was screening at the Philly Film Fest last year, so when I saw that it was going to be on cable tonight, I put it on remind as soon as I could. So was it worth the wait? Well let's backtrack a tad as I have yet to give you the plot. Sean Crawley is a young man who doesn... | 0neg | film, the plot is so lame. And then it shows a very stupid scene: "A woman who had just broken up with her boyfriend for being in love with his sister goes to her mother's place and says to him that she wants to marry him...". What if he would have said yes because of love? Then we could have another funny part : afte... | movie - it had so much potential. It could have been a great film, but the script and direction (and acting) were terrible.<br /><br />The plot revolves around "Wolstenholme", who is portrayed as one of those characters you've seen on TV for years: good-looking young man from England with big blue eyes and lots of mon... | movie in my local video store for 3 weeks. The whole time the film looked like it might be a good one, but then you hit that button and you get what looks to me like an unfinished script from the writer/director with a few random scenes thrown together. There's no tension or atmosphere at all, not even any suspense - ... | movie in 1973.<br /><br />There's a lot of bad acting and poor direction, but the worst is that I wish they would have made them wait until next year. When you do not know what to expect it makes for an unpleasant experience no matter how well done the plot might be or who wrote it (and as noted by other reviewers the... | I was p***ed when I couldn't see this | 0.000487 | 0.000485 | 0.000494 | 0.000485 |
A film without conscience. Drifter agrees to kill a man for a mobster for money. Then they double cross him. Meanwhile he falls in love with the dead man's wife, and, without her knowing he's the killer, moves in with her. Then he "accidentally" kills her when she finds out. Then, in a WALKING TALL kind of heroism, he ... | 0neg | his brother, an alcoholic drug addict. Drug dealer finds out about it and is so annoyed with the outcome that he goes after him.<br /><br />This movie was terrible! I felt like yelling at the screen for being such a waste of time when watching this ridiculous nonsense again and again (especially now). This is not a ho... | man he meets at bar, in the name of saving his soul...then commits it.<br /><br />What a waste of time and money! I think this movie was done on some stupid budget (it is not very good), with poor acting by all involved - especially the female lead actress. There is no plot that keeps you watching; there's so much poi... | a man for revenge, but what he does really hurts the family who are expecting him. Then one day his wife and daughter find out about this and start calling it quits.<br /><br />The story is very flat. There's no development of characters or motivation behind any action or storyline that would draw you in because all w... | for his wife's love, but instead kills the man who gave her birth and is also responsible for setting him free from prison on parole in order to obtain a favor so he can meet his lover. He has no right doing this because of their marriage.<br /><br />This movie is absolutely mindless nonsense that anyone with any brai... | A film without conscience. Drifter agrees to kill | 0.000664 | 0.000484 | 0.000482 | 0.000484 |
I don't know anything of the writer's or the director's earlier work so I hadn't brought any prejudices to the film. Based on the brief description of the plot in TV Guide I thought it might be interesting.<br /><br />But implausibility was piled upon implausibility. Each turn of the plot seemed to be an excuse to drag... | 0neg | performer's background. I do remember that he had a "dope" on one hand and an excellent voice in the other.<br /><br />His first movie was a very good picture, especially when his characters were not so bad to look at (especially for the age).<br /><br />The next thing is "Lilith," which has some pretty lame music. Th... | other authors' lives. I am not aware of any family history which might lead me to believe that they have written this work.<br /><br />If anyone is interested in seeing some more interesting, insightful and thought-provoking cinema at a relatively low cost then look no further than The Mummy Returns!<br /><br />This m... | director's background, but I think I could get away with calling this a "movie." It may have been made for TV if it had come to broadcast. Perhaps it was intended as a movie, not so much because its themes are deep and thought-provoking (though they do touch on such things), but simply because its script is weak.<br /... | director's background. But I do believe that this movie is a real effort to tell the story of an old school of students in Boston who try out for "the show" and end up running away from it all when they are found by the head of the organization which has been run since their graduation.<br /><br />The idea is not orig... | I don't know anything of the writer's or | 0.98659 | 0.005456 | 0.000499 | 0.998894 |
I read all these reviews on here about how this is a such a good movie. Jeez, this movie was predictable and pretty boring. The acting was below average most of the time, especially by Mckenna. I haven't seen a more pathetic attempt at making someone "badass" in a movie. Oh man, this movie was a letdown. I also read so... | 0neg | the bad acting, but it was in this film and a few others i watched that made me think: I didn't get the feeling of "this is supposed to be serious. A movie with good actors" - I got the idea by looking at some other people's comments.<br /><br />The only thing wrong with this story (besides the lack of plot developmen... | this movie and I have to say, no one has given it a full review. You can't really judge a film from watching one comment of "How bad is the script? Can we call someone up and ask them?" The story line was completely random.<br /><br />In fact, if you watched some of the other negative comments made by others, you woul... | the movie and how good it is. I thought maybe this was a bad review so i went in expecting to see an average movie, but wow, that didn't happen at all! The acting was very solid as usual by Tobe Hooper - although for me he gave a more realistic performance than Sam Neill did. This film has some great suspenseful scene... | this film, the only ones I could find that were positive was one from 1984 (which is a good comment) and another review written in 2007 by the same author. These people seem to be missing some basic concepts about horror films - they thought the best way to make them scary was to use fake blood or gore so it looks lik... | I read all these reviews on here about | 0.998902 | 0.00051 | 0.998939 | 0.000537 |
The proverb "Never judge a book by it's cover", was coined as a warning to those who fail to look beneath the surface. <br /><br />As I viewed the artwork to,"King of the Ants" I instantly thought HORROR! The arcane imagery proudly displayed on the cover & back spoke of a dark vision, the synopsis promised a story of m... | 0neg | cover" is certainly true when you look at this film. This has been the case with every movie I have ever seen made in my area which is only one or two miles away from where I live.<br /><br />I was quite surprised to see that people were not as enthusiastic about watching this film and would say some of us may be just... | cover" couldn't be more apt when you consider this film, which despite its beautiful looking exterior is an inexcusable mess. I was taken to the cinema on Friday evening and had my hopes up for an enjoyable film with some great talent such as Kate Beckinsale and Brad Pitt but after viewing this travesty of a movie I c... | cover" is often applicable when it comes to the movie industry. When people think of horror movies, they almost always visualize something dark and sinister which in turn causes them to assume that this type of film would be scary.<br /><br />Well, I am happy to say it may not have been as bad as the plot suggested on... | cover" could hardly be applied to the excellent, yet controversial film "Shanghai Boys," which was shot in China. In this movie, we see many people from different ethnic backgrounds living in Shanghai with no cultural or economic differences among them.<br /><br />This is not something I consider as a good thing becau... | The proverb "Never judge a book by it's | 0.000651 | 0.000485 | 0.000877 | 0.998869 |
The wife of a stage producer in London hopes to fix up the American song-and-dance man starring in her husband's latest show with an acquaintance, an American girl who makes her living modeling fashions in society circles. Unfortunately, the couple has already met on their own, with the girl thinking the guy is actuall... | 0neg | discovers the body of his actress daughter, who was shot dead and left with no trace or explanation. The police are called in to investigate but they find themselves trying to figure out exactly why it happened.<br /><br />It is almost impossible not to like this movie as I found myself rooting for the main character ... | Irene Worth (Marion Davies) is forced to leave her husband's mansion in order to be with an actress she loves. After escaping back home by boat on the Thames, the woman meets and falls for the same woman; Sylvia Toscano (Sally Epps), who happens to work at the theatre where her own love is being produced.<br /><br />A... | who works at the company. Her job is to put on her husband's plays and she has no idea how to do it well. After seeing an actress play, played by one of his former actresses (who now lives there), she learns from him that he does not like this type of thing so much as people think they want to be onstage when they are... | comes to England for the Easter holidays and decides she wants to give birth. What follows is a rather unbelievable tale about her husband's obsession with performing. The film has a very strange structure; there are scenes where time passes (and it doesn't feel like the same scene was repeated) but, as far as I can t... | The wife of a stage producer in London | 0.99891 | 0.000658 | 0.000867 | 0.998657 |
Having endured this inaccurate movie I will admit that it is a more modern telling of the story than previous versions. Yet, it is so inaccurate and has has been made so politically correct that it made me mad after watching it. Davy Crockett was very poorly represented by Billy Bob, who I thought would have probably b... | 0neg | that the ending of it was not so bad. It wasn't as graphic or shocking as some would have you believe but still a very effective twist on "The Day The Earth Stood Still". This film is a must see for anyone who likes to watch scary movies, especially those which deal with the supernatural and/or ghosts.<br /><br />It s... | that it is a rather silly one. The actors are not bad, and although they don't speak very good English in the film (which can be quite amusing to many viewers) but at least some of them try.<br /><br />The problem however lies with its plot. It's about as dull as most movies from England these days...and you know what... | that it does have a nice cast and excellent direction, but the plot is totally lacking in any depth. It could just as easily be called an "action comedy" with no real substance whatsoever.<br /><br />The acting was pretty wooden (not to mention amateurish) which only made things worse because there were so few lines o... | to feeling sorry for the casting director. However, if you are a big fan of the show or have any interest at all in the genre of TV movies then do yourself and your fellow viewers an injustice by seeing it.<br /><br />The production values were laughable and there was no reason whatsoever why they had even bothered ma... | Having endured this inaccurate movie I will admit | 0.998936 | 0.000497 | 0.000487 | 0.00049 |
A question for you : A family go to a new house and get stalked by demonic forces . Which film am I talking about ? Every horror film you`ve seen ? Yes that`s true but that`s not the answer I`m looking for . I`ll narrow it down by saying there`s a lot of teen angst scenes . Doesn`t help ? Well there`s lots of bits wher... | 0neg | to the country and build a house. The wife is a fan of nature, she takes with her lots of books about animals in different parts of the world, which explains why they don't have any pets at all.<br /><br />The husband goes hunting for meat while his wife stays in the house with two cats, who live there too. She writes... | to the cinema and are waiting in a hall where some people who have been arrested were. They try to leave, they find that when they're leaving there is this poster saying "You will be put on trial tomorrow". In reality of course it's just an ad and no one goes inside.<br /><br />I thought: Why do I see films like these... | to see a movie and the man they meet from work suddenly says he is an actor (in fact, it was in one of his movies) who plays the part "Freddy". The audience laughs. Why? Because they are not only laughing at what Freddy does but also why he would choose this kind of film with such low budget.<br /><br />This could hav... | to a movie theatre in the middle of the night and find themselves with two policemen. One looking through their camera, one trying to talk to them while showing the same scene over and over again without giving up on any possible explanation.<br /><br />You will be left wondering why he doesn't just stop it now when w... | A question for you : A family go | 0.998831 | 0.995674 | 0.00051 | 0.992784 |
Suffice it to say that this substandard B has nothing to save it - not an interesting plot or even one tolerably decent actor. Josh Leonard of Blair Witch fame does little to help matters. Do yourself a favor and leave this one on the shelf at your local video store. | 0neg | grade comedy is a total waste of time. The acting was horrible, the script wasn't even laughable and the plot could have been read in one line on the backside of an envelope.<br /><br />It's easy for people who are not familiar with comedies to see how bad some movies can be because they're so blatantly obvious in the... | movie is a waste of time and money. The story line lacks any substance whatsoever, which made the production even worse.<br /><br />The actors are completely non-existent in every scene they appear in and there isn't really anyone worth watching here at all except for one character who I would never name because he's ... | grade movie is just not good enough to be watched again. As a whole, I find myself looking for all the movies with bad acting and poor storyline.<br /><br />This movie had much potential in its script but unfortunately doesn't deliver anything of any significance as a film. It was more like an accident or maybe even s... | movie is not a classic, and neither are the writers or director. Although some of the film's flaws may be forgiven if you're in your teens, as they were for me back when I first saw them all, there was really only one redeeming quality about these films: The performances.<br /><br />As an aside note, one thing that pa... | Suffice it to say that this substandard B | 0.000487 | 0.000483 | 0.000487 | 0.00049 |
I had numerous problems with this film.<br /><br />It contains some basic factual information concerning quantum mechanics, which is fine. Although quantum physics has been around for over 50 years, the film presents this information in a grandiose way that seems to be saying: "Aren't you just blown away by this!" Well... | 0neg | />The acting was awful. The plot is thin and contrived, but still a bit believable considering the low budget in which it was made. I also found that there were no obvious characters or conflicts at all involved.<br /><br />There wasn't even much of an ending to the movie, so if you didn't enjoy it as well as I did, t... | />First of all, it doesn't make sense. A woman goes to a house, and after she is admitted in the bathroom where they will do her business (and we know that not everyone has sex here), then they tell her their name and about what happened between them earlier in the day? And why does he put them on his back for hours a... | />The story was very boring and predictable. The characters were either too immature, or they just didn't make any sense at all - in fact I found myself rooting against them after the first ten minutes of seeing how bad it got! It seems like there's always a new "big event" happening that means you have to see what is... | />The director is obviously a poor man's Bresson. A lot of the shots look like they were shot on video, and when there are still scenes that feel forced or unconvincing... it just seemed to me like the actors weren't really feeling those emotions at all. I'm not saying they couldn't have been but in my opinion their a... | I had numerous problems with this film.<br /><br | 0.000489 | 0.000485 | 0.00049 | 0.000493 |
As a physics student, I've become aware of many idiot professors, and other so-called experts, in the field. As I continue with my studies, I learn more and more about real physics experiments going on, and about the people who are doing things right.<br /><br />Then, my friends tell me of this "physics movie" they wan... | 0neg | the fact that there is no such thing as an infinite force field. In other words, we can't go on forever in space. So what if you were to create something like it? This could be quite interesting.<br /><br />The plot line itself isn't all too bad for its time period and audience (1950's) but the script was far from gre... | the scientific aspects surrounding this film. It's just that it doesn't go far enough in detailing all the necessary elements to keep people interested throughout the entire movie.<br /><br />The plot is rather weak and I really didn't care about any characters after they were introduced; however there are some intere... | the importance of understanding how objects interact with each other. It is not just something that we can learn in high school science classes and forget after the course ends.<br /><br />The movie shows us an example of this: when two people try to knock another person off his feet without touching him or her themse... | the power of math and science in shaping our lives. It's amazing to me that people who are not even mathematicians can understand this basic information.<br /><br />What I really liked about this movie is how it raises questions about reality. What if we were able to create more than what exists on Earth? How would th... | As a physics student, I've become aware of | 0.997513 | 0.984036 | 0.9987 | 0.998868 |
This movie made me very angry. I wanted desperately to throttle the "scientists" and unseen film-makers during the course of it. Very, very painful to sit through. Sophomoric and pretentious in the worst way. The little good information on brain function/chemistry and quantum theory is lost in a sea of new agey horse s... | 0neg | to leave the cinema, but someone else stayed in it and told me about the terrible story.<br /><br />I'm not going to make a comment on who directed this film because nobody's making fun of them if they haven't done something yet. But their name is "Sergei Brin" (yes, that's right) for god sake! It looks like he was do... | to scream and cry, but somehow it was too late. The actors acting was terrible. They were trying so hard not to hurt the audience's feelings with every line in this film. It felt like a comedy about bullying. Why? Because one of them, who was not even on screen when that happened (the boy) is playing a bully because h... | to leave the theater, but I knew there was no way out of this film that could be turned away from my eyes because it is an incredibly evil and racist portrayal.<br /><br />The story centers around two men who decide to go on a mission together - one being 40+ years old (John Travolta) who works as a bartender and has ... | to punch the screen in a thousand different ways, but it didn't work. It was so bad that some of my friends found out about it and they were upset because this is what their favorite films look like.<br /><br />The main characters are pretty silly for an action film...a lot more idiotic than i thought possible! The on... | This movie made me very angry. I wanted | 0.000494 | 0.000482 | 0.000522 | 0.000484 |
It seems the makers of this film had trouble deciding what their message really was. Consequently, they had even more trouble delivering it. They began by poorly describing principles of quantum physics which relate to sub-atomic particles. Having established a fuzzy picture of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, they ... | 0neg | no idea what they were doing when making it. They tried to make a horror movie out of some of Stephen King's best work, but got so bogged down with its own problems that it ended up looking like the most horrible piece of crap ever made.<br /><br />What is strange about this whole thing was how all at once everything ... | a terrible time in making it. The first problem was with how hard they tried to make us believe that there are so many different kinds of people out there (even if each one has their own prejudices). If you think about it, and try not to be overly critical or judgmental - it's fairly easy to see what most of these "di... | no intention of going to all that trouble in getting a decent camera crew. I'm not sure how this one was produced, but it looks like they decided that since we couldn't do much better ourselves with our limited equipment, let's just get as many "stars" on board. <br /><br />There are two actors who stand out from the ... | an idea for a movie but never actually wrote it. They just chose to have some people, who were all actors or filmmakers and not knowns at all (and are still unknowns) play these characters with great ease without any script errors.<br /><br />The story is about two men in their 70's: Sam and Jerry - that's one charact... | It seems the makers of this film had | 0.00051 | 0.000485 | 0.998841 | 0.997093 |
Anyone who has studied any physics or cognitive science will walk out disgusted after 40 min., as my wife and I did. The ignorant masses might be entertained by the hand-waiving arguments and the absurd "conclusions" drawn (without even an attempt at a logical reason) from real science. I'm offended by such nonsense pr... | 0neg | psychology will agree that our brains are incredibly complex and full of secrets. A large part of this complexity can be traced to the fact that we live in a highly structured society with rules, expectations and regulations all designed to guide us through life.<br /><br />In today's world where people have less mone... | psychology will recognize this movie as a textbook example of how a scientist can go from theory to experiment in 30 seconds and then back out again. In the case of these three young people, they have managed it once again.<br /><br />So, we are introduced to six brilliant students at a university (in this film, I am ... | psychology knows that an inanimate object can be the perfect demonstration of something else. The more you study physics, the more you realize how much things that are just "ordinary" appear to have some kind of extraordinary power when it comes down to it.<br /><br />Think about anything that is moving - a car on the... | science will understand this. The film is about a group of people traveling to the future, but rather than going into it directly as they do with time travel movies we have them entering an alternate reality where technology and communication are improved enough for a person (or several) to go from one place in anothe... | Anyone who has studied any physics or cognitive | 0.997266 | 0.001144 | 0.998785 | 0.998837 |
Remember the chain-smoking channeler exposed on 60 Minutes a few years ago? This is her. Lots of folks reviewed this movie without checking the bona fides of the filmmakers. The producers have been using phony "word of mouth" promotions very successfully without disclosing the financial and philosophical underpinnings ... | 0neg | Then, when he was convicted for his crimes by a jury of his peers and no one could believe him, he jumped into a fire in front of the judge. He may have looked like a crazy man (in real life), but after that experience, we all know how easy it is to become another Jeffrey Dahmer.<br /><br />Here's why: First, most peo... | last year? He's here in San Francisco. This is one of those films where you wonder how a guy like this ever got into show business.<br /><br />The man is good-looking, even for someone who's actually spent his entire life smoking cigarettes and never smoked any kind of alcoholic beverages. His real personality seems t... | The one whose name I never forgot, and is still talked about today: "The Man in the Black." He was a professional con man who made billions for his victims. After he died some years ago, that was all that people really knew of him.<br /><br />Today we learn more from David Zippel than anyone ever did before or since. ... | last fall in a segment titled "The Case of the Black Widow?" In it, he was caught smoking marijuana, even though his wife had assured him that all weed smoked by men is good for you. He also showed off an incredibly low-browly body double played by himself (his hair tied back and wearing tight jeans). This has nothing... | Remember the chain-smoking channeler exposed on 60 Minutes? | 0.997579 | 0.00133 | 0.993391 | 0.000493 |
I created my own reality by walking out of the theater I was roped in by my girlfriend into going to this dreck with her mom. We (my g-friend and I) walked out about an hour into it. What a load of pseudo scientific new age jargon.<br /><br />Sub atomic particles are thoughts? By taping labels to bottles of water and b... | 0neg | on a major network TV show for what I thought was the best way to make money. It didn't work, and that is why this movie is so bad.<br /><br />The script doesn't even have enough plot lines to be believable without making it laughable or confusing (which I'm guessing only happens in some movies). The actors do their j... | of a theatre, and this film is one of the most horrifying films I have ever seen. I didn't realise that such an awful picture could exist, but it does! I am ashamed to say I saw this movie because I was hoping for something funny or at least entertaining. Unfortunately what we get are horrifically disturbing images wh... | of the room and looking around to see if I could find something interesting. The only thing that happened was, 1) it took me about an hour or so for a book to come on the screen;2) I couldn't find any movies;3) When I got back in there all the rooms were empty except one! That room contained 60 copies of "Bambi", 50 c... | on a show I didn't watch for 3 years. The first episode of the new series was so good that I wanted to write about it as well, but after seeing this movie i must say I don't know what I'd do without watching this one. The story is great! It's just hard not being able to give away all of the secrets right now though, i... | I created my own reality by walking out | 0.000493 | 0.000489 | 0.00063 | 0.998868 |
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