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The one day I decide to have off , I actually get sick
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Having all week off makes it really hard to get up and go to work
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for missing me
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I just wanna go to sleep .
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would , but date is no good 3/1 I'm flying back from Vegas and 3/2 attending a wedding _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sqlplunge have fun though
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me know what they say about James !! I felt so bad for him .
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And you know what I also want ? To not have to tweet all the things I want cause I get all of them and more every day . #wishfulthinking
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is Taylor asleep ?
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Season finale of dexter , I'm sad it's almost over !!!
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Oh my gosh it's 6:30 and I feel like I just went to bed an hour ago .... #iwantmysleep
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My stomach is committing murder
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Sam is at work and fitzy probably died and no one is texting me back .
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There goes another 60 dollars .
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when you get an itch on your foot but it tickles when you itch it <<<
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Insidious 2 .. Only ones in the theater
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I . Can't . Move . My . Body . #helpme
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I always worry when my life seems to get better and better because that just tells me that something fucked up is going to happen
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too
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I hate cramps , I get them so bad . I feel like I'm dying .
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My toes are so cold
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ J.R. Smith is repping those Kobes . Kobe can't .
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The coffee from JV bagels always tastes burnt
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wahh I know Im literally gonna be packing up until the second I leave well FaceTime lots while I'm gone !!
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Laurie from that 70s show died
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There's only so much you can do
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
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Oh shit , I just updated my Twitter and it sucks
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I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
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Okay ! Kid u are playing her like u played me grow up and chose what u want !!!!
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First day of school tomorrow
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw is someone mad it's ok buddy , we can get through this
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Happy 6 months to the one and only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best girlfriend hands down ! I love you
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks and lol same here . I lost a lot of weight last year so hopefully I can do it again lol . We can do it !
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There are so many movies coming out that I wanna see . #brokegirlprobs
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Fine i hope you are eaten by a gator since you won't have a pork chop to give him instead
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm sorry
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Gunter keeps taking my pillow
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Ducking bugs ..
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At least my friends are honest , just sent them a pic of something i was considering and theyre just likeee naaa ..
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I love ice skating , but I suck at it , I always bust my ass on the ice . I wake up the next day and my knees are purple
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Balling my eyes out rn from this new Chicago Fire
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guysss Someone come with me !!
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Screw this government shut down ! It is really creating problems for me at work !
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I wish I could get the chance to see the look on their faces when they get their gifts from the mail
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I'm getting so frustrated
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Soooo sun burnt
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should , because I told you specifically that I do NOT want mayo on my chicken salad ! There are globs ALL over it !!
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My mood tonight went from to #justbreathe
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't we all , I laid out today for almost 2 hours and have nothing to show for it ..
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are making me cry ! So touching today ! #GH
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Damn it now I really want Oreos
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I eat when in bored #imbored
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I really wish I had my mom close by
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I'm about to breakdown
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3 hours later I finally have iOS 7
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
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on days like this .. I could really use a another me to help this me run around
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Why , Jacoby , why .
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Beyond stressed I need an escape ...
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Staying in bed with a heating pad all day
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The fuck you mean ??? I get a new charger like every couple of months , Verizon gets so much money from me
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1 day weekend is over work open to close all week & only 6 more days til _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes back to Jersey :'( I don't like this at all .
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too my shrimpo !
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no i haven't been feeling well lately
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too
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Can't fall back asleep because of these cramps
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Okay whose hanging out with me Saturday since all my friends will be at DMB
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the rain is really ruining the mood
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucked that much that your leaving
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Woke up this morning feeling completely sickkkkkkk
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah true ! I'm terrified for next fall now
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Hate seeing my bestfriend like this
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Cracked my damn screen .. that's what I get for taking off my otter box
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Why so many commercials
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Why couldn't we still have _TWITTER-ENTITY_
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it doesn't go by fast then I'll be so mad !!!!
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I want Mexican good
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But like , it's not necessary to scream when the person you're talking too is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
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Not sleeping cause I woke up at fucking 10 o'clock
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO EMBARRASSING .
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh so true wise one wahh no more classes together , ever
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No we are never going to be a thing .. #sadly
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After watching that documentary I am never sleeping ... I just bugged out when the air conditioner turned on
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Yeah I'm in a ton of pain
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't make it . Will y'all be in the area later on this year ?
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Wish I could just be outside all day it is sooo nice out but I'm stuck inside all day
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This pain right now
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_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to leave me here
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My last mutha truckin day to sleep in and I decide to stay up all night asdfghjkl
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Why does it sound like there's something in my bedroom ?
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Disappointed in the amount of snowfall last night .. âï¸
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I feel like absolute garbage
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Came home and my parents are nowhere to be found ...
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Maybe I'll get all my Christmas shopping done today . But chances are slim to none .
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But seriously I wanna do something with a little bit of an adrenaline rush
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So bought a new belly ring and I can't even get it open !
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Really not feeling class today ... #blah
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Sometimes I feel like a mature adult and then sometimes I have scary dreams that make me want my mommy .
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I will never get ahead in fantasy hockey #fantasyhockeyprobs
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Not feeling the suicides later .
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