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Kowalski thought of what other tummy contents might lie in wait for anyone who crossed Rico and gulped. "Agreed." |
The three melded into a trio by the time they waddled back into their place in line. After five minutes that seemed like five days to Skipper, the March resumed. The three 'tweens passed the time marching by playing the dozens until they came into view of the ocean. From an icy cliff two hundred fifty feet above the fl... |
"That's a beautiful sight, boys." |
"Aye." |
"It's cerulean as anything gets on our good earth, I think." Kowalski forgot to use a smaller word and winced as he waited for the figurative knock-out punch. He was pleasantly surprised. |
"Cerulean or not, it's as lovely as a new-laid egg." |
"FEEEEEEESH!" |
"Right, Rico, or lovely as a freshly caught smelt." Skipper did a double take. "Wow, you can sing? All we need is one more penguin, and we could do barbershop!" |
As the March continued, Fate eavesdropped to grant the request in four... three... two... one... |
The End. |
Genre: originals |
Chapter 1 |
The first and only threesome I've ever participated in took place shortly after I turned eighteen. My girlfriends and I were newly minted high school graduates, and we were spending the summer partying, getting high, and killing time until the fall term at our respective colleges got started. Jane lived two houses away... |
I'd slept with Tommy once or twice, and then I'd had sex with his roommate, Tyler, in a barn in the countryside on the night I'd graduated from high school. I was born and raised in a major Midwestern city, so surprisingly, having sex on a sleeping bag in a barn is something I've only done once in my life, and I'm real... |
Anyway, it was the middle of the week, and us girls found ourselves partying with the guys, much to the chagrin of Jane's older brothers. Looking back, we had no business being there – especially me, since I'd already had sex with two of the housemates – but when you're young, tight, and horny, all bets are off. The gu... |
Fast forward to a few hours later, and I found myself in the kitchen with my former paramour Tommy, and this dude named Isaiah, who happened to be his manager at a local eatery. To this day, I don't know what started any of it, but I found myself being kissed by Isaiah while looking at Tommy like he was the only guy in... |
So, I'm in the kitchen being kissed and fondled by Isaiah when Tommy finally joins in. While our friends watch, I soon find myself being passed back and forth between the two guys. I lean forward to kiss one guy, and then lean back to kiss the other. I have hands stroking my tits, hands squeezing my ass, and two differ... |
Their foreplay is driving me crazy, and it takes all of my restraint not to moan or whine when I say, "I'm so fucking sure." |
That's all the permission the guys need before they're taking me by the hand and leading me down the steps to the basement, which is practically a different setup from the house itself. There are three rooms, and all sorts of debauchery takes place there, from getting high to hooking up. I only know this because I'd ha... |
I'm somewhat put off when people use spit as lube in pornos because I think it's gross and not very sexy. Seeing a dude pull back to spit right into a girl's pussy can kill my mood, or seeing a hard cock pull out of a girl's throat with thick strings of spit hanging from it makes me gag. I've never made it through any ... |
"Right on," Isaiah replies as I let go of his cock. They switch places, and not once do I think it's odd that not only are these guys going to fuck me, but they're also manager and employee. I'd say it's a good working relationship, but I also have it on good authority that Tommy and most of the male staff at the eater... |
By this time, Isaiah's spread my legs even wider, and has his face buried in my cunt, alternating between sticking his tongue inside me, and just lapping at my clit. It's so fucking good, and my moans become throatier when I feel him slowly insert a finger inside me. "Suck my dick," Tommy softly instructs, and I happil... |
Tommy's thrusts pick up speed, and I can feel myself starting to get closer to orgasm as my hips try to match his rhythm. He grabs a hold of my ankles and puts them up over his shoulders, his cock sinking deeper into me. The new depth makes me groan, and at this moment, I can feel Isaiah's mouth sucking on my left nipp... |
I turn back to Isaiah, who's rolled on a condom. He wastes no time in going down on me again, and I'm so sensitive from my orgasm that his tongue swiping over my clit feels like delicious torture. He inserts a finger, and I softly hiss at the intrusion as he gently works it in and out of my cunt. "You're so fucking wet... |
I smile and relax, bringing my hand around to idly play with myself, my fingers seeking out my clit and gently tracing around it with my fingertips. I moan softly when I feel his hands cup my tits and gently roll my nipples with his thumb and forefingers. I'm starting to respond again to the pleasure, so I pick up the ... |
Isaiah groans and starts snapping his hips, driving his cock into me. I moan and raise myself up to meet him again and again, practically grinding myself against him. I rake my nails down his back, being careful not to break the skin, and I feel him stiffen. "That's it!" Isaiah gasps. "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna-" and he... |
I know I won't see him or Tommy again. I know that by hooking up with both of them, I've crossed an invisible line, and I know I won't be invited over again. The last thing everybody wants is drama, and I'm very aware that since I've now slept with three of the guys in the house, I've basically signed my own death cert... |
A week later, I would learn that I'd been banned from the house. Jane would rightfully inform me that I'm a shitty friend since she'd had feelings for Isaiah, and I'd disregarded them by sleeping with him. A few weeks after that, our now-tentative friendship would implode in a huge shouting match in the driveway of my ... |
Do I regret my actions? At the risk of sounding cold and unfeeling, not very much. My friendship with Jane had been unraveling for months, and while I'm not sure if I was looking for a way to end our association, I know that sleeping with her crush definitely did the trick. We'd grown apart, her interests becoming incr... |
I attended a mutual friend's bachelorette party years later, and Jane was there. We made friendly small talk, and while it was nice, I realized that I didn't really miss having her in my life. She was still smug, looked down on everybody, and was actually trying to hustle her sex toy business while the lady hired to do... |
It's a good one, indeed. |
Genre: television |
Chapter 1 |
1. The Internet Is For Porn - Avenue Q |
Teresa sat, her face bright red, staring at her computer in shock as a picture of her consultant stared back at her. Several thoughts rolled through her head: "How the hell did he get this on my machine?" "Damn..." and "That stupid, childish, sexy pain in the ass!" |
She was in so much shock that she didn't notice the very person whose picture had her so captivated standing right behind her until he whispered in her ear, "If you wanted to see me like that, all you had to do was ask." |
Her head whipped around as she glared at the blond-haired man behind her, asking in a deathly soft voice, "Why did you put a nude picture of yourself on my computer, Patrick?" |
2. Chicago - Sammy Davis Jr. |
As Patrick twirled Teresa around the dance floor, he couldn't help but think that she was the most beautiful woman in the world. The thought sparked desire in his belly, and a smile bloomed on his face. He leaned down and whispered in her ear, "Let's get out of here, my dear wife. It is our honeymoon, after all." |
3. You Can Do It - No Doubt |
"Come on, Patrick," Teresa said teasingly, "or are you scared?" |
Patrick grinned, and his eyes flashed with amusement at her challenge. "Okay, my dear Teresa, you are just asking for it." He laid down his cards and said, "Here they are. Beat that." |
Teresa grinned and laid out her losing hand before leaning forward to whisper in his ear, "I never said that I was trying to win." She sat back properly in her chair, pulling her tee shirt off over her head. "What about you?" |
4. All Black - Good Charlotte |
A three-member team of black-clad agents stood in the back, watching the small crowd. The mood was somber, but there was also a sense of anticipation as the team walked forward to confront one of the mourners. |
"Dr. Sophie Miller, you are under arrest for the murders of CBI Agent Teresa Lisbon and Consultant Patrick Jane," said a stone-faced Agent Kimball Cho as he reached for his handcuffs. |
As Cho led the murderer away, Agents Wayne Rigsby and Grace Van Pelt addressed the headstone: "We caught her, boss. We caught her and will make sure she pays for what she did to the both of you. And Jane, you take care of her." |
They turned and headed back to the car, leaving behind the stone that read, 'Here lies Patrick Jane, Psychic Extraordinaire, and Teresa Lisbon, His Keeper'. |
5. Roses Are Red - Aqua |
The team stopped and stared as they entered their office area, where they could see nothing but roses at the moment. |
Cho saw a bit of white and pulled it out of the sea of red next to him. He read the card before showing it to the redhead next to him. |
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